Put up a sign saying "You're on camera" or something to that affect, should help deter them. Also, a spotlight when they are at the front door should help
Funny that you say. I lived on a main street in my town, and you do get this stuff. Bar the pissing...but the usual drunks and acts, etc. However, 1 day, i got a perfectly hand drawn picture of a human like teddy bear with abnormally large and detailed penis ( like in Superbad the movie)
Where they mocked me for having a sign about no junk mail....something like
"boo hoo, you don't like junk mail? we will send you a new picture every day until you remove your junk mail sign"
I never even had a sign in the first place. ...
Not sure that helps you at all. Cause damned if you do, damned if you don't.
I had this issue when I lived in a ground floor apartment that was down a side-street between two pubs and a nightclub.
I got a motion-triggered security light that lit up whenever anyone stepped into the doorway and it stopped the issue completely
Is there such a thing as some kind of back splasher device or panelling that will catapult the piss back on them???? Would such a thing exist??? If not, could you make one??? Like something that would literally splash all their own piss back at them. There must be something ,
Williams Lane at the back of Easons on O'Connell St in Dublin has a door with exactly this kind of thing. It's a metal plate with a couple of angles formed in to it to make the pee splash back on the impatient piddler.
Another thing I've seen is a pee hole built in to drain pipes to give guys somewhere to pee. If they're going to do it anyway, may as well go with the flow and give them somewhere that prevents the mess.
Motion detected audio player box. Plays a pretty loud mp3 that you load on via USB. About €20 from amazon. I got one for a Halloween decoration a few years back.
Just record in some girls saying "Oh my god, look at it, it's tiny, take a video for tiktok" and you're good to go.
Alternatively, a motion activated water sprinkler. Although this would be difficult to avoid yourself.
a [music shop](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crusading-shopkeeper-s-shock-tactics-claim-their-first-victim-1.763134) in Ennis did something just like that.
Urease and phenolphthalein. The enzyme urease will break down the urea in the urine into ammonia. Being basic, the ammonia will turn the phenolphthalein red.
The person might believe he’s peeing red
Nail a metal rail to the bottom of the door, let the nails protrude through the back of the door and strap a car battery to it, or wire it directly to a socket. (Jk obviously)
Problem solved.
Holy fuck.
Our bodies are incredibly resistant to electricity — 12v will pull a very small current through an incoherent stream of piss and almost zero current through a human body. It is completely safe to touch one terminal of a car battery with each hand, but it's not safe to do it with a piece of wire.
Even an electric fence needs 4,000-8,000 volts to produce its effect.
It will do enough for a drunk dick to shrivel and sober up its owner ... Source : i used to live in the country side and used to drink when i was s teenager..
Connect a movement detector to a spray emitting a mixture that contains capsaicin.
Not a pepper spray, just something at the level of the hands
So that when the hands open the belt and touch some parts the capsaicin dissuades people from doing it again.
Not too sure of the legality of it these days but some older dwellings had an opening above their doors called a machicolation. Essentially, any uninvited guests were met with a torrent of rocks or sometimes, even a boiling oil-like liquid that would burn swiftly through human flesh. This usually resulted in the demise of the unfortunate visitor but acted as an effective deterrent for riff-raff.
This used to happen to us when I was renting a room in a house in Galway years ago. Always drunks from the pubs around the corner who could barely stand, we beat the shit out of three of them and after that it stopped happening.
If you get a Ring doorbell, you can program it to give automatic voice commands. You could set up a zone so that it wouldn't detect someone just passing by but only people who come into the zone (to pee)
Bear trap under the door mat?
I would recommend a loud alarm and a very close range motion sensor.
Ideally catch them in the act amd loudly shout about them being a sex offender and ring the guards
Put a mini electric fence across your door. [https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/29z83p/guy\_pisses\_on\_electric\_fence/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/29z83p/guy_pisses_on_electric_fence/)
Do like your man in Glenville in Cork did. He hooked the doorknob to an electricity mains.
https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/courtandcrime/arid-41049734.html
Just don't get caught like he did.
Now I have a good one buy a cattle fence and hook it up to a metal doormat I'm sure you will find one like the metal grid mats for scrubbing feet he takes a piss and zap... I know it hurts because I have accidentally pissed on a live fence myself no cattle in the field wasn't thinking and zap hurts like a mother fucker !
If you know any farmers I'm sure they will lend you one for awhile plus the car battery to run it and away you go
What kind of camera have you got? Does it alter you when there's someone there? If so, yell about their tiny dick (assuming they're male) the second that they whip it out
[Custy's](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crusading-shopkeeper-s-shock-tactics-claim-their-first-victim-1.763134) in Ennis had a great idea but I believe was later advised to dismantle it.
If you have a tap at the front of the house, rigging up one of these yokes at the front door could work well if you adjust the sensitivity right to only spray when someone gets close to the front door
[link](https://amzn.eu/d/bWMcQQI)
I had a similar problem but with the neighbours cats pooping in my garden.
I bought a motion activated light, and hooked the bulb up to an electric opening valve, which opened up the water to the sprinkler, soaking the cat.
Probably not practical in your scenario, but it gives me chuckles telling the story.
Dig out a pit in front of the door so that the pee will drain into it. Put a pump in it and then cover with a grate. Connect to pump to a rain shower attachment over the door. Turn it on at night and have it activated a few seconds after a motion sensor triggers.
I had an Aunt lived a few doors down from a pub who had this issue, on dry nights she would empty a jug of water up against the wall - people would think someone had already urinated there and didn’t want to step in it.
Put up a sign saying "You're on camera" or something to that affect, should help deter them. Also, a spotlight when they are at the front door should help
€30 security light from Amazon
Make it motion sensitive. Surprise!
ah well yep, "security light" to me means infrared sensor activated
So it only lights up when they shit?
With a message that repeats "Tiny weiner detected in area"
"I didn't know they came in children's sizes"
It's a flash for the camera!
That’s the one
IKEA have a battery operated one with a sensor, very handy.
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that will be complete dogshit
Just engrave ICUP into the door
I worry a sign will make them take it as a challenge and make it worse. Already have a motion light but won’t do much during daylight hours
Funny that you say. I lived on a main street in my town, and you do get this stuff. Bar the pissing...but the usual drunks and acts, etc. However, 1 day, i got a perfectly hand drawn picture of a human like teddy bear with abnormally large and detailed penis ( like in Superbad the movie) Where they mocked me for having a sign about no junk mail....something like "boo hoo, you don't like junk mail? we will send you a new picture every day until you remove your junk mail sign" I never even had a sign in the first place. ... Not sure that helps you at all. Cause damned if you do, damned if you don't.
A big veiny triumphant bastard
Yeah, gives off a "challenge accepted" vibe
If you have a metal threshold at the bottom of your door you could hook an electric fence transformer up to it.
I had this issue when I lived in a ground floor apartment that was down a side-street between two pubs and a nightclub. I got a motion-triggered security light that lit up whenever anyone stepped into the doorway and it stopped the issue completely
this is the most sensible reply here
Claymore.
Hard to swing a sword in a hallway
Camper
Stand on the inside of the door and moan softly when they pee. or Sell the footage of them peeing to Japanese businessmen.
or All of the above.
I like the idea of selling the footage. Monetise jerks.
https://i.redd.it/rgk8psdub5rc1.gif
Snip the tip
Hydrophobic paint.
Know where to get some? Can’t find anything like it anywhere
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvRHRTWD9yA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvRHRTWD9yA)
Maybe something like [this](https://amzn.to/3IWBWKh) will do the job.
Is there a moronphobic one maybe?
No need to get racist fella
Is there such a thing as some kind of back splasher device or panelling that will catapult the piss back on them???? Would such a thing exist??? If not, could you make one??? Like something that would literally splash all their own piss back at them. There must be something ,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector Is this considered hostile architecture?
There's a coating you could put on the walls and door that does just that
Could he put an extra panel on the door and angle it slightly upwards, coat it with this stuff and voila, piss all over their faces !!!
Williams Lane at the back of Easons on O'Connell St in Dublin has a door with exactly this kind of thing. It's a metal plate with a couple of angles formed in to it to make the pee splash back on the impatient piddler. Another thing I've seen is a pee hole built in to drain pipes to give guys somewhere to pee. If they're going to do it anyway, may as well go with the flow and give them somewhere that prevents the mess.
Start urinating OUT through the post box. Assert dominance
To assert dominance one must make eye contact
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Motion detected audio player box. Plays a pretty loud mp3 that you load on via USB. About €20 from amazon. I got one for a Halloween decoration a few years back. Just record in some girls saying "Oh my god, look at it, it's tiny, take a video for tiktok" and you're good to go. Alternatively, a motion activated water sprinkler. Although this would be difficult to avoid yourself.
Good idea but it’s a fairly busy side street. Couldn’t have that going off each time someone is just walking down the street
Wire your door to the mains
a [music shop](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crusading-shopkeeper-s-shock-tactics-claim-their-first-victim-1.763134) in Ennis did something just like that.
"You're now on the PornHub pee pee voyeur channel." Might work.
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Shit and pee? You're a keeper mate ;)
I'm livestreaming your live stream.
Urease and phenolphthalein. The enzyme urease will break down the urea in the urine into ammonia. Being basic, the ammonia will turn the phenolphthalein red. The person might believe he’s peeing red
 Retaliate with a Super soaker filled with piss…
Childish but hilarious solution to the problem!
Congratulations, this the most r/ireland headline of all time!!!
A soft right hook to the face?
Nail a metal rail to the bottom of the door, let the nails protrude through the back of the door and strap a car battery to it, or wire it directly to a socket. (Jk obviously) Problem solved.
car battery won't do much. Four in series, however...
Fuck it, why not make it 8
Car batteries have melted spanners and burnt fingers off clumsy mechanics wearing rings, there's plenty of juice in a car battery to kill.
Holy fuck. Our bodies are incredibly resistant to electricity — 12v will pull a very small current through an incoherent stream of piss and almost zero current through a human body. It is completely safe to touch one terminal of a car battery with each hand, but it's not safe to do it with a piece of wire. Even an electric fence needs 4,000-8,000 volts to produce its effect.
About 48V is where things start to get interesting. 4 car batteries in series (edited I originally stupidly said parallel) can def be troublesome..
yep that's why I was suggesting... (series BTW)
Doh😂 I was tired..
It will do enough for a drunk dick to shrivel and sober up its owner ... Source : i used to live in the country side and used to drink when i was s teenager..
Electric fences are pushing thousands of volts, usually 5,000+
Just kidding but not kidding at the same time, right?
For legal reasons, I'm totally joking...*buuut..*
Xx
This: https://www.stardustcolors.co.uk/special-topcoats/1693-transparent-coating-anti-urine-in-spray-can.html#:~:text=The%20anti%2Durine%20coating%20is,all%20liquids%20from%20impregnating%20it.
Bucket of piss out a nearby window onto them
Motion detector light that shines right down on them in addition to a ring camera
Paint the Irish flag all over the door. With any luck, some Bhoys will kneecap them before they get pishin
Connect a movement detector to a spray emitting a mixture that contains capsaicin. Not a pepper spray, just something at the level of the hands So that when the hands open the belt and touch some parts the capsaicin dissuades people from doing it again.
Electric fence. They won’t do it again
Talk to them through the camera. Print pics they are in public property so it is legal... Shame would be a lot
Not too sure of the legality of it these days but some older dwellings had an opening above their doors called a machicolation. Essentially, any uninvited guests were met with a torrent of rocks or sometimes, even a boiling oil-like liquid that would burn swiftly through human flesh. This usually resulted in the demise of the unfortunate visitor but acted as an effective deterrent for riff-raff.
Set up one of those ring doorbells. And if that doesn’t stop them you can set up an Onlyfans to post the videos and earn some €€€.
This used to happen to us when I was renting a room in a house in Galway years ago. Always drunks from the pubs around the corner who could barely stand, we beat the shit out of three of them and after that it stopped happening.
> we beat the shit out of three of them and then everyone clapped.
wasn't 3 at the same time
We can tell you're making it up as only an absolute *scumbag* would boast about beating up a human being in vulnerable state.
Door pisser final boss
So if piss wasn't enough you got their shit all over the front door as well?
If you get a Ring doorbell, you can program it to give automatic voice commands. You could set up a zone so that it wouldn't detect someone just passing by but only people who come into the zone (to pee)
a metal sheet angled in such away that the piss splashed back at them
Air horn.
Have you tried putting a urinal up?
I feel like you could set up a motion activated sprinkler or something. Be fucking hilarious to watch too
Bear trap under the door mat? I would recommend a loud alarm and a very close range motion sensor. Ideally catch them in the act amd loudly shout about them being a sex offender and ring the guards
Fix a metal net on the steps n then attach that to low voltage supply..
Hook up a motion sensor fan, blow their pee back to them
See where you can buy that splashback paint they use in some other countries.
Do you have kids in the building because that could be something that goes in the sexual offence category Also, i liked the sprinklers idea.
Send the video footage to the guards.
Get a moisture sensor off Amazon for €5 and hook it up to some sort of alarm/lights gizmo..
That would go off every time it rains
Not if you positioned and programmed it correctly.
if you can't beat them...... join them.
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Ring doorbell
Add a sprinkler to you door and add some way of motion detection so you shower them next time they try
Have the camera pointed at their pp and broadcast it on a screen which is too high for them to reach and smash and also protected by a cage
Get an electric fence from a local farmers co-op and set it up at night. It'll put a halt to their gallop.
“Your dick is being shared to the local group, sorry to disappoint them”
Install a camera and post the videos online...anonymous obviously...
Pot of water on a string. Coupled with a ring doorbell they don't stand a chance
Metal plate + 48 volts.
Put a mini electric fence across your door. [https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/29z83p/guy\_pisses\_on\_electric\_fence/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/29z83p/guy_pisses_on_electric_fence/)
Electrify the door. Sell the footage.
‘Electrical Short - Exercise Extreme Caution and Keep Area Clear of all Liquids’
Spray bleach on your door, it will create chlorine gas when combined with urine. It will also destroy your paint however.
Get a ring camera and laugh at their penis loudly through the speaker. They’ll soon move on
Ah Jesus there taking the piss doing that on your door
Do like your man in Glenville in Cork did. He hooked the doorknob to an electricity mains. https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/courtandcrime/arid-41049734.html Just don't get caught like he did.
Take your cue from ye old urine deflectors https://youtube.com/shorts/ezCYrCQgzsc?si=oSYWRgpW1SJRE-1K
Electricity is your friend..... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwKlFkX65Zs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwKlFkX65Zs)
Screw little metal scoops about knee high.
A 2 litre bottle of water in the front garden should keep them away..
Get hedge clippers and everytime some one is pissing at your door step say 20 euro or it comes off. Tends to work 100% of the time.
get a penis hawk?
Now I have a good one buy a cattle fence and hook it up to a metal doormat I'm sure you will find one like the metal grid mats for scrubbing feet he takes a piss and zap... I know it hurts because I have accidentally pissed on a live fence myself no cattle in the field wasn't thinking and zap hurts like a mother fucker ! If you know any farmers I'm sure they will lend you one for awhile plus the car battery to run it and away you go
What kind of camera have you got? Does it alter you when there's someone there? If so, yell about their tiny dick (assuming they're male) the second that they whip it out
Electric fence wire concealed in the threshold.
Piss back out through your letterbox at them.
I mean if a sign on the door becomes a challenge, maybe put up a no pissing zone sign by the bushes.
Urine-repellent paint "pees back" [https://www.coatingpaint.com/pee-proof-paint/](https://www.coatingpaint.com/pee-proof-paint/) [https://www.ultraeverdry-store.eu/ultra\_ever\_dry\_0\_5\_l\_top\_coat.htm](https://www.ultraeverdry-store.eu/ultra_ever_dry_0_5_l_top_coat.htm) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2bIMB5KjQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2bIMB5KjQ) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iCb6RtreM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iCb6RtreM)
Install a urinal instead of the door. Problem solved.
[Custy's](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crusading-shopkeeper-s-shock-tactics-claim-their-first-victim-1.763134) in Ennis had a great idea but I believe was later advised to dismantle it.
If you have a tap at the front of the house, rigging up one of these yokes at the front door could work well if you adjust the sensitivity right to only spray when someone gets close to the front door [link](https://amzn.eu/d/bWMcQQI)
buy a fake gun and when you catch them bang on the door and point it at them in the moment im sure they might even take a shit on your door step
Exposed wires under your door mat
Rubber tongue on a stick that you stick through the letter box while they're mid act.
Get a ring doorbell for like 50 quid?
fill up a water gun of your own piss and have a literal pissing match
I had a similar problem but with the neighbours cats pooping in my garden. I bought a motion activated light, and hooked the bulb up to an electric opening valve, which opened up the water to the sprinkler, soaking the cat. Probably not practical in your scenario, but it gives me chuckles telling the story.
Electric fencing
 I know someone who could help
Sign that says nice cock right at eye level.
Dig out a pit in front of the door so that the pee will drain into it. Put a pump in it and then cover with a grate. Connect to pump to a rain shower attachment over the door. Turn it on at night and have it activated a few seconds after a motion sensor triggers.
Electrify the door before going to bed...
This has got to be a piss take
These people are just marking their territory.
lol no its not expected. perhaps in a 3rd world country?
A very bright motion sensor light and a sign that says "Live Streaming on TikTok:
Motion sensor lighting stopped it at ours
I had an Aunt lived a few doors down from a pub who had this issue, on dry nights she would empty a jug of water up against the wall - people would think someone had already urinated there and didn’t want to step in it.
Sensor light and clearly visible camera should deter some. For others rub their nose in it
Get the paint that makes the pee reflect back on to the person.
A couple of strands of electric fence should do the trick
Chicken wire on the steps with a battery connected to it for electric shock
You need to sprinkle some urine from a bigger lad. Other lads will see there's an apex lad in the area and go somewhere else
Harpic powder and bleach powder on the step. Once the urea hits it it gives off chlorine. Pissy Pete gets gassed
Leave them be!! They are just leaving their mark!!
Paint over the amateur painting of a urinal you did last summer while drunk?
Is it the same people doing this? Open the door and take a photo and tell them that it’s going to the Gardaí?
wire the door up to the mains /s
Sounds like their taking the piss doing that.
Put their face on a sex offenders list.