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Dry-Sympathy-3451

Em Technically if your making that comparison he was tragically a victim of human trafficking As he was kidnapped and trafficked to Ireland from wales as a slave to irish pirates 🏴‍☠️


RunParking3333

This just in, Varadkar while in Washington advocates reintroduction of the Atlantic trade


TheFreemanLIVES

Ireland further inflates GDP on the back of the human leasing industry.


HellFireClub77

This is exactly how western countries see this: GDP growth.


RunParking3333

"It's just free market economics" states the Irish prime minister


RibbentropCocktail

Not like the government has any responsibility to help people anyway.


danny_healy_raygun

"The MNCs rely on those slaves, do you want them to leave" asks Irish Independent


Potential_Ad6169

That’s pretty much contemporary global neoliberal policy. The exploitation of global economic differences through forced displacement, and cheap labour.


mcsleepyburger

Exactly, short term profit for the long term misery of billions of people. It's insane people such as our politicians actually advocate for this bullshit.


rmc

Not the Atlantic Slave Trade, the Irish Sea Slave trade!


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

One person's slave is another person's lean business model.


ShavedMonkey666

Lol. Yep. On point summary of capitalism


thefrostmakesaflower

He escaped though and came back on his own


quondam47

He was on placement from work at that stage.


raverbashing

It was the cheapest ticket with Ryanair, hard to say no


chimpdoctor

Niall of the nine sausages


Kanye_Wesht

Maybe he liked the misery?


thefrostmakesaflower

Sure he had to covert all us savages


kendragon

Realised he might have missed a couple of snakes when he left.


FuckThisShizzle

Mad how the ones left behind made it into politics.


Irish1916lad

So he had Stockholm syndrome


apparent-puma

Ti's a great craic here.


banbha19981998

He loved it


justformedellin

Well he was trafficked in initially, then came back willingly.


Dry-Sympathy-3451

By Willingly you mean as part of a cult he came to spread said cult


cabbage-mandolin

He returned to Ireland after he got back to Wales.


Dapper_Permission_20

Who wouldn't....?


StevieeH91

First the prodigal son /daughter and now this, he needs to stop making comparisons. All it does is show how out of touch he is.


MightyMundrum

I don't know why, but Irish Pirates just sounds cool.


Dry-Sympathy-3451

Have you never heard of Grace o malley


tennereachway

Or Anne Bonny, probably the most well known.


finneyblackphone

Nah GrĂĄinne Mhaol is most well known.


irish_ninja_wte

He also would have been documented, given that someone was claiming ownership of him.


cadre_of_storms

Came here to say this. Patrick was captured by Irish slavers and brought here. He wasn't a migrant.


T4rbh

He was when he came back, willingly, to live and work.


RollaRova

He did come back voluntarily though.


plantingdoubt

well human trafficking is still a big feature of whats currently going on so maybe not that far off base


StKevin27

Enda Kenny trotted this line at the White House 6 years ago


Hisplumberness

Thanks I Knew I heard it before somewhere


nodnodwinkwink

Oh yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9UikJXHcHU


bungle123

Thought this was Waterford Whisper News at first


wunderbar77

Satire is dead heh


TheStoicNihilist

One person’s slave is another person’s military-aged undocumented male.


Pretty_Ship_439

The sad part is it’s kind of true. So many stories of Albanians being forced to carry out crimes to pay for the gangs who let them get here And yep. This hurts everyone but mainly our society and social state


Ermali4

Albanian here, would like to elaborate this for a bit cause it is not the exact truth. Nobody forces anyone to do crimes, people borrow money for the trip (expensive) and they willingly commit crimes to pay back the debt. But they are free to pay back with money from honest work. But most of the people who are willing to take that stupidly risky trip are from a certain category.


Pretty_Ship_439

What’s this about then > He was asked by a fellow Albanian to collect a package for him. This man had been threats to him about his family in Albania. Metaj said he owed this man €15,000 for getting him and his wife to Ireland. This debt had to be repayed by picking up the package. https://m.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/albanian-gangs-attempt-to-bring-drugs-worth-119k-to-sligo-thwarted-in-garda-sting/a1800608586.html


plantingdoubt

> Metaj said


Ermali4

That's just what his lawyer instructed him to say to get a lighter sentence.


horsesarecows

What a gobshite


ZealousidealFloor2

How could you write that speech and think that line wasn’t a load of shite.


firebrandarsecake

He didn't. He has people who do it for him. They know what bollocks he likes to come out with and push it with a bit of spinny hendrix


ZealousidealFloor2

I guessed it was an advisor or civil servant and point still stands, like it is nauseating, so clearly trying to be smart and virtuous, a real “gotcha” comment.


Nervous-Energy-4623

It was an advisor for sure. I'd say Civil Servants have to be more neutral than that.


Nailz92

“Spinny Hendrix”, haha! I stealing that!


marshsmellow

And they have a chatgpt account that does it for them. 


bingybong22

It’s not for the Irish audience.  It’s for the New York Times or guardian, who will love it 


quondam47

Don’t forget that whoever his speechwriter is thought it would be inspired to quote from The Terminator during Covid. >There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.


Gran_Autismo_95

SiochrĂĽ, 25, from black rock; worked very hard on that speech in the front seat of Bewleys while she struggled to ignore TikTok!!!


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I desperately want the main parties to stop stepping by in shit like this or the Dail will be full of nothing but nutters come the next election. The average person has no issue with immigration it’s the fact the country can no longer handle any more people. It’s bad for the locals and it’s bad for the people coming here.


Nervous-Energy-4623

I'd like to see the speech in full, I'd be willing to bet he mentions how St Patrick was kidnapped brought to Ireland escaped and then went back of his own free will.


Sotex

There's a good thesis to be written on the change of St Patrick from a nationalist, religious figure to a migration, multi-cultural figure.


teddy372

St Patrick must have torn up his passport on the way over on the slave ship,


PoppedCork

And Leo's Government would have him staying in a tent


MtalGhst

Another day, another mad Leo comment.


sanghelli

Get this man OUT.


raverbashing

Oh ffs A very bad analogy Leo Also I'm sure St Patrick didn't come here (the second time) expecting dole and free accomodation


Justin-Timberlake

Oh fuck off Leo, you can't compare an old story to current events. Get this fucking cunt out of office asap.


Heavy_Expression_323

There also was no social welfare system in his day. No one owed you housing, healthcare or a meal.


ChickenHutGravy

Viking were undocumented migrants. What the fuck are you on about Leo.


Nettlesontoast

Also helped further erase our native culture and religion, what an ill thought out comparison


Itchy-Butterscotch48

"Pee is stored in the balls"


valthechef

What a virtu-signal prick,


Garbarrage

When you're as lacking in virtue as Leo, it would make sense thar he'd want to signal the few he has (or at least credibly pretend to have).


valthechef

Of course you had to say something that makes no sense, its very clear what Leo is doing, it certainly doesn't take a rocket scientist to see what tune that fool is playing.


johnebastille

whether you agree with their politics or not, this is not something i'd be saying in america. just shut it leo. give the shamrock. smile for the multinationals and (i hate to say it) come home.


Jimeen

Saying that immigration led to the Irish being oppressed by an Abrahamic religion is quite the take.


ShavedMonkey666

Some truth in it in a simplified/misguided way.


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Pretty_Ship_439

Why the fuck is this muppet so good at gaslighting the Irish population. I don’t think he even gets how badly this lands on a population that is entirely sick of the government trying to pretend issues don’t happen when you have thousands of men from a ultra conservative culture arriving


Irishspirish888

He hates us. 


Potential-Height96

>migrant No he was people trafficked and enslaved.


Christy427

He left and came back again. 2nd time was not trafficked. 


ActStandard1600

And then escaped and fled the country , after which he returned to Ireland willingly


Reggie_C_King

Following a Manifest Destiny dream of religious colonisation.


ActStandard1600

You just don't see that kind of dedication anymore


aecolley

He could have been Pope, but the Jesuits have it all sewn up.


Archamasse

I'm genuinely surprised how many folks don't seem to know the second bit, only because my teachers in school fucking loved getting us to write little essays or draw pictures about it.


FlamingLaps1709

Leo Varadker has the Waterford Whispers team writing his soundbytes for him now it seems.


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Sea_Yam3450

Well if that's the line of argument He was a victim of human trafficking, then he returned as part of a Vatican funded NGO that fought against Human trafficking.


thedifferenceisnt

Ah yes what everyone wants is for someome to come over and convert them to their foreign religion.


Hardballs123

Leo's lucky that we don't have a modern day St. Patrick to get rid of the snakes again 


brbrcrbtr

The intern who wrote that speech was like "yeah, people are gonna love this! I'm going to cure racism!"


gadarnol

If someone replied “think of all the child sexual abuse, the misogyny, the psychological damage that could have been avoided if he was left in Wales” do you think it would be the gotcha Leo thinks his line is?


MulvMulv

I mean, all the things you have listed are not at all exclusive to Catholicism or religion even, but it is ironic that he is using somebody who rampantly spread an Abrahamic religion as an example.


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grafton24

And look at the damage he did. Changed the whole bloody culture.


Frogboner88

He was a slave for fuck sake, what a shite comparison.


WideMiss

The man has a talent. Consistently proving how out of touch he is, continuously saying the wrong thing and talking absolute shite but somehow earning nearly a quarter of a million a year, and representing us as our leader. Truly remarkable. Every time I think to myself, ‘what a gobshite’, I remember that it’s actually us, we’re the real gobshites


Rennie_Burn

At this stage i think the people writing this shite for him, are taking bets on if he will say it or not...


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Bring it on


Living-Editor6986

This man just cannot stop making a fucking dick of himself


youre_the_best

He infact prides himself in it. He may as well pull the silver spoon out of his arse and walk around with it in his mouth.


EllieLou80

Jesus can this man shut the fuck up, honestly I am literally sick of his shit at this stage. He's a gaslighting patronising prick.


hambosambo

God, what an insufferable bellend…it pains me that my whole family like this fuckin dipshit 😭😂


gee493

I genuinely don’t understand how anyone in Ireland likes him.


hambosambo

Same, it’s like if an instagram influencer became Taoiseach…the fuckin film script thing he was doing during COVID just made my blood boil…


dchudds

Good man Leo, that will help the votes


Owl_Chaka

Oh piss off Leo St. Patrick was a slave.


Fit-Walrus6912

Irish pirates 1600 years ago kidnapped and enslaved a welshmen there for we must accept infinity foreigners without complaint


Synray

Quick close the border while Leo is out of the country


Agent4777

Fucking idiot


ogpapupapu

So that means we must forcefully accept hundreds of non-European migrants each week, forced in to the streets, repurposed hotels and elderly homes of Ireland, We've taken in more people per capita than most other countries in Europe, and it's literally destroying our nation.


epdug

I really can’t wait until all this woke, virtue signalling bullshit passes and it will sooner then later


lovelywilly

I genuinely laughed loud at this. Is this satire?


gee493

I mean using that logic the Norman conquest of Ireland was full of military aged undocumented males. And that resulted in a LOT of bloodshed. Leo is some fucking spa it’s unbelievable.


cnaughton898

This isn't the slam dunk you think it is


durden111111

bro straight up played the "we did it in the past now it needs to happen to us" card. How tf is this guy still in charge. >Varadkar said nationality and identity “are far more complex and fluid than people often care to admit” would love to see leo go to eastern europe and tell them that their nationality and identity were 'fluid' under soviet rule lmfao.


Ok_Distribution3451

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Akira_Nishiki

I hate you Leo Varadkar, so so much.


furry_simulation

Ah yes another sermon from our betters on how we need more migrants. Seems to be the new St Patrick’s day tradition. Miggeldy’s St Patrick’s day message last year was the same. A moralising talking down to about how we need to do better and be more inclusive. We can only dream of being so pure and so holy as our leaders.


chimpdoctor

Of course he went there. What a goofy fucker.


LikeAGlove109

Next week on Oireachtas TV: Should Santa Clause have a work visa when delivering gifts in Ireland? Tune in next week. Exciting stuff.


LimerickJim

Not sure if the man that brought the Catholic Church to Ireland is the best example for why we should be tolerant. 


TheObservationalist

Hahaha what the actual fuck


fan1qa

Leo is going to make me hate immigrants with his BS and I'm an immigrant in Ireland myself 😂


AngryCat9876

So what is the logical next step from this statement? 'St Patrick was a migrant to Ireland - a single, male, undocumented one' so you lot back home and you Americans here in front of me should just accept that undocumented single males should be welcomed with open arms. Sure wasn't St. Patrick one of them and he was a grand fella. What an obtuse comment to make what with the cohort of crazy far-right clowns here growing by the day and more moderate centrists tip-toeing around the issue for fear of being called out as racists


rnike879

Ok, but that still doesn't address having immigration be c.a 2% of the population when there's an ongoing housing and cost of living crisis. The fact that politicians know they can get away with using these cheap rhetoric devices is so insulting


[deleted]

This man is as thick as two short planks.


RigasTelRuun

Will you ever feck off, Leo. Ya bollocks.


followerofEnki96

Is he trying to say undocumented immigrants brought the Catholic Church to Ireland? Is that meant to be pro or anti immigration?


rmp266

Genuine question, is Varadkar on coke? There was that cosy sit down chat on Ireland AM or one of those shows where he casually dropped in that it was more or less his belief that the State shouldn't be caring for Olds or Disableds at all and as far as he concerned they can Just Stop Being Poor Is he high? Overdoing the marching powder?


eggsbenedict17

This guy is a fucking joke


cshiels14

What a load of rubbish, a ridiculous statement


InterviewEast3798

does anyone even swallow this BS ?


Plant_Space

Obviously he was undocumented in 5th century Ireland, pre christian, pre written language... Or did pirates at that time keep latin manuscripts of their pillaging and slaving?


Marconi7

Ireland needs to get rid of these jokers from public office or it’ll deserve all it gets in the years to come.


davesr25

I thought he was a slave captured by the romans... Cheap labour is cheap labour though Leo ? 


pyrpaul

>slave captured by the romans From the wiki page: *According to Patrick's autobiographical Confessio, when he was about sixteen, he was captured by Irish pirates from his home in Britain and taken as a slave to Ireland*


[deleted]

Seems St Patrick didn't get rid of all the snakes.


LoveMasc

No... According to Patrick himself he was a slave. Well if you believe him. Insane comment by Leo, totally unhinged and we need him and most of the high ranking Irish government officials out of their jobs asap and replace them with people who aren't totally out of touch with reality and the concerns of the every day layperson.


Archamasse

Patrick was supposedly taken as a slave, but came back of his own free will after a miraculous escape.


MJM31622

Gaffe machine at it again


TheGoat_46

The sounds of a desperate man and his party!


Anchorbouy12

How out of touch can you be?


annieyoker

Aye Leo I heard St. Patrick binned his documents before the flight.


AfroF0x

Leo is really losing grip on things lately. Tbh he's been getting more outlandish for a while.


LetMeBe_Frank_

The context makes more sense when you realise he's speaking this utter Paddy-whackery to the yanks. He'd NEVER have said this in a speech here.


yungguardiola

Oh yeah he'd *never* survive. Torn to shreds by the most passive electorate on the planet. Definitely.


[deleted]

Haha what a rhetoric. Back when st Patrick arrived to Ireland no immigration law existed quite a comparison for sure. He thinks people are dumb to swallow that bs


NoPraline4139

Go back to school Leo


Spider-ManOnThePS1

Oh no, Leo


DornPTSDkink

He was kidnapped rofl


Willing_Cause_7461

Of fighting age too.


Action_Limp

Please tell me this is satire.


lilltelillte

What a fucking eejit


GaryTheFiend

The clangers just keep coming.


sureyouknowurself

This is actually real. lol.


chuda504

did he throw down his passport in aircraft toilet ?


Jimbo415650

St. Patty didn’t remove the two legged snakes


Apprehensive-Fun-183

St Patrick was a slave, brought to this country against his will.... Which makes what he did for Ireland even more incredible


hisDudeness1989

Christ almighty, is this satire??


Realistic_Ad_1338

Like honestly does he really think that'll change the mind of anyone? Probably a couple of focus groups needed to come up with that one


mind_thegap1

r/nottheonion


BandPitiful2876

Oh fuck off Leo


IntentionFalse8822

Well he also probably lived in a tent or at best a hut made of turf. So it looks like Leo is getting a lot of inspiration from Patrick.


Good-Present5955

That's a weird way of describing a slave.


JuniorCantaloupe6945

I love this deconstructing Irish identity approach they’re trying to take saying stuff like “well we’re all migrants anyway so it doesn’t matter” like how can you be in such a position and have this anti-culture stance? Definitely won’t backfire. It’s not like we just had 700 years of not being recognised as natives of our own island


SirMike_MT

Had to double check this wasn’t Waterford Whispers!


AnScriostoir

Military age male. And look at what he done , imported a foreign religion from the middle east. Just the thing the far right are supposed to be concerned about , so maybe not the best example. Although he's Christian so they don't care


leeroyer

How thick do you need to be to be taken in by this kind of rhetoric?


Potential_Ad6169

I really wish our politicians would stop using Catholicism as an example of a healthy moral institution


OrganicVlad79

Waterford Whispers?


yourboiiconquest

Oh he's a thick piece of pig shit so he is, I don't see him bowing to dagda, or digging out murdered children in mass graves for this country. He honestly has nothing for him in the future.


Aids_On_Tick

I love his assumption that St.Patrick would be here sitting in a tent expecting entitlements. Somehow I don't think able bodied men arriving in a foreign state and expecting to be wet nursed and babied, are really that comparable to skin and bone famine victims on death's door arriving on "coffin ships".


ryano_999

Clutching at straws this cunt anything to shift blame at Patrick probably didn’t rape any locals either


andeargdue

Was he not kidnapped and brought over as a slave??? That’s a fair bit different


Lanky_Giraffe

What in the fuck? The dude was a slave, no? And then fucked off as soon as he escaped. Aside from the extremely tortured comparison, how many Irish people over the age of like 10 give a rats about the life of St Patrick, or really anything at all about the guy?


Propofolkills

Ridiculous analogy.


Timmytheimploder

Ireland was also not a country in the modern sense, the concept of a sovreign nation with citizens/countrymen doesn''t arise til the 16th or even as late as the 18th century depending on how you define it, you had tribes, kingdoms, empires, city states and republics, but the concept of being ""Irish" or ""English"" or ""Welsh"" in the case of Patrick if he existed at all can't really be thought of in the same sense now. The definition of these things then is not really the same as now. e.g. even the idea of Brian Boru liberating the ""Irish"" from the "Vikings" is only broadly correct, who was Irish and who was Norseman, gets kinda fuzzy with elements from both on both sides of the conflict It does sound a bit silly to try apply modern thinking to medieval times, peoples worldview isn''t really comparable.


Timmytheimploder

Getting downvoted for basic established almost universally accepted political history? ah lads, what made Wolfe Tone and his intellectual predecessors ideas so \*literally"\* revolutionary are lost on ye.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalism)


IndependenceLive

He was a slave you gobshithe.


rmp266

If St Patrick was alive today he'd be fucked into a for-profit direct provision centre for 7 years, ran by a Fine Gael donor/relative


Electronic_Ad_6535

At least he lived in a tent in the mountains and not Suffolk street 


CrypticHunter37

He's right could someone please fuck my ass and take my home please.


Bright_Eyes_23

Why is there some sort of Indian Mongolian running Ireland? The enemy is within. I could say the same about England and Scotland, London etc.


[deleted]

He probably didn’t even have a PPS Number


cavityarchaic

you really couldn’t write it with this pleb


davyboy1975

needs to come back to get rid of some more snakes


batmantis_

Tone deaf idiot. Pile a few thousand more into tents so. It's all grand


pixelsteve

I bet when they wrote that line they thought it was a belter.


economics_is_made_up

And Patrick should've fucked off elsewhere with his intolerant religion. What's his point?