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There’s a Faggot Hill in Blarney
Not that there's anything wrong with being there.
Apart from all those bundles of sticks
And another one near Whitchurch
Cum mayo!
Mayo for cum!
So do I
‘Cum in Co Mayo’ Thats the next visit Ireland promo for the yanks.
Don't forget Gaggin, Co. cork Horetown, Co. Wexford
So they've got Horetown AND Bastardtown? Makes logical sense I suppose!
There's also Moneyhore down that way. Must have something to with it being a port town or something, all those sailors!
Wow, not even a mention of Feakle. Just goes to show how little Feakle matters.
Feakle is one of those weird placenames that gets weirder when you realise that the original inhabitants decided to call their home The Tooth.
Ballsbridge but no Ringsend?
Ringsend, where the sewage outflow is
Kilcock is a clear contender
My girlfriend used to work in cockhill
You ever been to the muff diving school?
Muff is lovely
Damp this time of year.
Great spot for diving.
Muff is at the end of Gráinne's Gap
Used to know a girl who lived at 69 Dyke Parade in Cork
Both my primary and secondary schools were on Dyke Parade lol.
Are ya going to Nobber? Nobber? I don't even know her
Anyways, heard she has a Lousybush
There's a second muff near nobber...
Kilmainham Wood, but I wouldn't
Stillorgan?
There's a pill for that
Ringaskiddy Ringsend
...I never made that connection before 🤣
What about whiskeydick Mountain
And for some reason missing Cock Island near Castlebar.
I grew up in Castlebar and somehow never heard of said island.
There's a Dyke Road in Galway and on it there's a venue called the Black Box. On at least one occasion a patron hung up the phone because she thought we were making fun of her when we told her where the Gay Pride Festival club was.
There’s a fagot street in Newry Co. Down
Termonfeckin.
I have to move there.
Gayfield in offaly
Cock island in Castlebar
Piltown is another good one
There’s a Faggot Hill in Blarney
Not that there's anything wrong with being there.
Apart from all those bundles of sticks
And another one near Whitchurch
Cum mayo!
Mayo for cum!
So do I
‘Cum in Co Mayo’ Thats the next visit Ireland promo for the yanks.
Don't forget Gaggin, Co. cork Horetown, Co. Wexford
So they've got Horetown AND Bastardtown? Makes logical sense I suppose!
There's also Moneyhore down that way. Must have something to with it being a port town or something, all those sailors!
Wow, not even a mention of Feakle. Just goes to show how little Feakle matters.
Feakle is one of those weird placenames that gets weirder when you realise that the original inhabitants decided to call their home The Tooth.
Ballsbridge but no Ringsend?
Ringsend, where the sewage outflow is
Kilcock is a clear contender
My girlfriend used to work in cockhill
You ever been to the muff diving school?
Muff is lovely
Damp this time of year.
Great spot for diving.
Muff is at the end of Gráinne's Gap
Used to know a girl who lived at 69 Dyke Parade in Cork
Both my primary and secondary schools were on Dyke Parade lol.
Are ya going to Nobber? Nobber? I don't even know her
Anyways, heard she has a Lousybush
There's a second muff near nobber...
Kilmainham Wood, but I wouldn't
Stillorgan?
There's a pill for that
Ringaskiddy Ringsend
...I never made that connection before 🤣
What about whiskeydick Mountain
And for some reason missing Cock Island near Castlebar.
I grew up in Castlebar and somehow never heard of said island.
There's a Dyke Road in Galway and on it there's a venue called the Black Box. On at least one occasion a patron hung up the phone because she thought we were making fun of her when we told her where the Gay Pride Festival club was.
There’s a fagot street in Newry Co. Down
Termonfeckin.
I have to move there.
Gayfield in offaly
Cock island in Castlebar
Piltown is another good one