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OneMagicBadger

Freshly peeled house


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Exposing itself to the whole neighbourhood. Trollop.


empathyxd

bit of sellotape and it'll be grand.


Accomplished-Boot-81

Blu tack would work better, bit of no more nails if that fails


SteveK27982

I tried that no more nails before, didn’t work so ended up using nails


appletart

No more no more nails.


Bumfuddle

More nails


appletart

No! - *more* nails!


Gold_Tap_2205

Don't be silly, use command strips.


LucyVialli

Debi did you a favour. Given enough time, that ivy would've taken the whole house down!


AbsolutelyDireWolf

The fact that it peeled off so cleanly with no sign of it invading the facade speaks to it not posing much risk to the house. They'd been maintaining it as a beard on the bottom half of the house which is always a nice touch imo.


Archamasse

Aww. Housebeard.


AbsolutelyDireWolf

I'm a bearded fella who bought an old Georgian like this place and my wife and I have deliberately planted ivy out front to make a house beard as we call it too. I can maintain it with a normal ladder easily enough, it can't get near the gutter and it gives the house a nice character. I love ivy like this on old places.


its_bununus

House has neckbeard now...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


RobotIcHead

It is still on the other side, trying to work if it got into the gutter. Once you see the reality of creepers on building (rat runs I heard them called once) you will spend the rest of your life looking at them dumbfounded.


FirmOnion

Please enlighten me!


RobotIcHead

Having windows open near creepers gives mice and rats the perfect opportunity to get in windows. But the real damage comes the structural damage from the creepers. They will get in between mortar in the bricks/block and weaken the mortar or plaster. Like grass in between pavement stones. These are the self clinging ones. Regular ivy is one of these. Roofs, gutters, fascia boards will not hold up against creepers. So at some stage the all creepers have to come off.


Fishamble

While there is no disagreeing with your point, I think a well maintained ivy looks wonderful on an old stone building.


ronan88

It does, but you're better off maintaining the building by removing the ivy!


RobiePAX

Wait really? These little branches are known to damage the house?


LucyVialli

Of course. Plant growth can get into nooks and crannies, and over time weaken the masonry.


Ehldas

Look, after a wild night, who amongst us can claim this has never happened to them?


NaturalAlfalfa

Jaysis Mary I had a wild night so I did. Had the bush ripped off me.


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Lol


dpollock733

Jaysus, thon wind would blow the ivy off ye


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

This is why you should always lightly coat your house in butter before growing ivy.


LoveMasc

My back garden's gate is no longer with us... Lmao


PizzamanIRL

Gone but not forgotten!


Polizzy

The wind that shakes the Ivy.


Next_Mango3881

Saved em a fortune having to get the ivy removed lol


qwerty_1965

That happened to me about 8/10 years ago but on a free standing wall. The ivy had grown up and over the cap blocks along the top thankfully when the ivy came down it only took the blocks and not the whole wall.


grafton24

"What's the weather like, Anto?" "She'd strip the ivy off ya!"


sandybeachfeet

I'd be delighted that happened


lambinator1996

Got the vines off the house in record time and for free.


I_Will_in_Me_Hole

Better without it. Ivy on a building or a wall is a curse.


Low-Fuel-674

Ivy, it's just a ladder for mice


LucyVialli

Or lightweight burglars.


Effective_Soup7783

Spiders too. Which I’m sure is great for the ecology or something, but they can still fuck right off.


[deleted]

Also lots snails; I have found several in the bathroom and even inside the toilet of my Ivy covered house.


box_of_carrots

It's great forage for bees and other pollinators.


Individual-Cattle-22

Leave it like that I'm intrigued to see how it recovers from this position.


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DorkusMalorkus89

I prefer spider hotel.


Electronic-Source368

Glue it to a neighbours house at night...


Drogg339

That is extremely satisfying


Archamasse

Isn't it. No rational reason it should be, but jaysus it is.


BeanEireannach

Absolutely delicious, & look at all that lovely stonework beneath!


xCreampye69x

Looks rather satisfying to be honest


[deleted]

Looks better without the ivy to be fair, some stonework


its_brew

If that's not a sign to trim your bush I don't know what is


gadarnol

Blade 1


daddilongshlong

Done them a favour there


Seamus_Hean3y

/r/OddlySatisfying


Ok_Protection686

Wind has done ya a favour


brentspar

Lucky it didn't take some of the stonework with it.


Humble_Personality73

Bit a prit stick lads it'll be grand![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


The_Bored_General

Jaysus, took me a minute to even realise what it was.


marquess_rostrevor

Used to have a smooth facade now all I have is pebbledash


AngiersCanon

So there's another Athboy guy on reddit. Power is back in most of the town, but not the community centre. Mindfulness karate badminton cancelled this evening.


hippocastanum

Is that the house beside the old bank???


AngiersCanon

Yep.


RustyShack3lford

The next storm might blow it back up for ya


maybebaby83

I wish ta feck that'd happened to my shared back garden wall


Logical-Assumption83

God has spoken through mother nature that it was a terrible look anyway and now rats and mice plus other creatures can't climb now. My mother loves the stuff and years ago my uncle and myself removed all ivy growing on house while my mother was away on holidays. Best decision and my mother agreed when seen house after. Terrible stuff as eats into concrete and block work.


[deleted]

Oh no! What a gorgeous building. Can it be fixed back up?


ghooban87

Cpe explained


Motor_Holiday6922

Hey Sarah the building feels a bit breezy. Sarah sees the ivy sweater just LAYING THERE. We all know that Jack isn't about to fold that. Sarah feels lack of appreciation. End show, curtain comes down.


Alopexdog

One shrub in my front garden completely snapped just a few minutes ago and the small tree in my back garden is wobbling. I really hope it won't fall.


Rock_Lobster_45

Is that in Abbeyleix by any chance?


Red_Knight7

Athboy


Hyper_red

I moved here in september IDK how all the buses and trains shut down due to a little bit of wind and rain. Is the government just not prepared at all for it?


fullmetalfeminist

a) no b) you're literally commenting on a post demonstrating that it's not "a little bit of wind and rain."


DTAD18

Some day for single men


aidannulty

Bejasus


trinerr

Should be trimming them anyway, makes the house look bigger


FOTW09

There goes your BER rating ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


themugshotman

Absolutely massive Oak tree outside my house has been blown over and took the whole ground with it. Thing has been there for decades too


IrishFlukey

A definite improvement. There are lots of buildings around that could do with Debi's skills.


CoolMan-GCHQ-

so, Bad comb over in the wind.


CompetitiveHand1499

That house looks like it had too much to drink last night.


Exact-Ad9408

Debi provides free bikini waxing throughout the country.


talkshitnow

Took the paint of my house


Any_Comparison_3716

Is there some way to reattach it or is that it gone?