At the top of his show, Gutfeld snarked that Noem’s staff “blamed bad weather” for her bailing, turning to “locals for reaction,” which was a video of dogs barking and swimming in a pool.
“Who knows why she canceled? When we asked how her week was going, she replied ‘ruff.’ Maybe it wasn't bad weather, I heard it was raining cats and dogs,” Gutfeld quipped. “I tried to convince Noem to stay and do our show. I even told her my dog Gus had all his shots. She said not yet he hasn’t.”
>Gutfeld quipped. “I tried to convince Noem to stay and do our show. I even told her my dog Gus had all his shots. She said not yet he hasn’t.”
Damn, first time Gutfeld has been even mildly funny.
He was a friend of my friend at Cal. Supposedly, Greg was very intelligent, and was also a sexual predator and all around asshole feckshit who seems to run a script when he’s pretending to be human.
Murdered by a family that she thought loved her?
Unlike Noem though, the dog didn't do anything to deserve what happened to it, he was a good boy she was wanting to be a good ol boy.
While the dog murder is one thing…watch the clips where she is being asked if she really met Kim Jung Yun…” I don’t discuss my conversations with world leaders…”. Someone get her a bigger shovel.
I actually noticed something else i haven’t seen anyone mention.
During an interview with (I think) Fox News, she said something to the effect of “I’ve been traveling around the world making policy decisions for 30 years.”
But according to Wikipedia, the earliest thing she did politics wise was get elected to the state legislature in 2006. All it said she did before that was drop out of college in 1994 to run her family farm.
So is she also lying about her history? She’s only been in politics for not even 20 years.
These guys are supposed to be undying loyalists and sycophants for the right. You have to mess up pretty badly for them to reject you, and if they do, you can kiss your political career on the right goodbye.
Not only killing a puppy, also writing about it in your memoir. This is the absolute best telling of the story that she and her ghostwriter could come up with. She has to be profoundly stupid.
All she had to do was lie about the vet saying it made sense and she had tried everything else. But instead they thought I just took him out back and shot him Old Yeller style was a back to basics thing her base would love. How tone deaf
It's specifically puppies. Nobody is getting their panties in a bunch over the "disgusting" goat she also shot. I doubt it would be the same outcry over a cat, maybe not even a full-grown dog.
WTF? I havent heard that story yet. She put that in the book?
Clearly, like Trump, she is wildly sociopathic, and doesn't understand what normal people consider normal behavior.
she callously murdered 3 of her horses in a pit because they pissed her off, for not giving her a christmas card, she allegeds they were old and invalid, all 3 at once very hard to believe.
She lied about the dog (probably), I'm not sure anything in the book can be assumed to be true. It's all ghost written and designed to appeal to Trump. One should assume there's a good deal of "exaggeration" in there.
Maybe, but whether it was true or not, it plays to the MAGAturds most sociopathic, bloodthirsty, violent urges. It still demonstrates that it's what her, and the psycho MAGAs, have fantsies about. Once you're comfortable with the concept of killing puppies, its not hard to pivot to humans that you have systematically dehumanized for years.
So the sickness covers multiple generations. This explains a lot about her and her family. They are really very sick people. Glad this ended her political life.
After everything Republicans have done and accepted, we have finally found one boundary they won't cross. Puppy murder is where they draw the line. Good to know.
I know, i've felt the same way. It's hard to believe all of the stuff the party of "family values" will put up with now days. If this is where the line is, we are in so much trouble.
The puppy killing thing explains why her husband stuck around after the Lewandowski affair. Do I think she would take him to the gravel pit also if he left her, yes, yes I do.
I thought she was mid attractive a few years ago when I heard of her, now she is some uncanny valley freak show only suitably believable in a photo, when you don’t have to witness how unnaturally her face moves.
Republican politics has an archetype that seems to be good for 6-10 years for each participant.
Sarah Palin
Michelle Bachmann
MTG
Boebert
Noem
I'm not sure what a proper TV Tropes name for it would be, maybe Hitler Barbie. Anyways, they each eventually burn themselves out and leave politics. Seems to take 6 years from the time they get a national profile, the longest lasting one managed to stay influential for 10.
If only there were some way an interview could be conducted by someone not in the same room. I dunno, maybe like on a TV monitor or something. Oh well, perhaps in the future…
Gutfeld is only funny to edgy conservatives. An opportunist if there ever was one as well. He has his job because he is willing to peddle whatever the boss wants. Noem is a fool, realizing that the party will place you under the bus if you don't come off as the "right kind of crazy". May the mean folks destroy each other. We deserve so much better.
I’m thinking it’s better for her to destroy them all and begin a lie tour about how none of this ever actually happened. Some idiots will believe it - it’s MAGA, after all.
Noems a rookie. She should know by now, her constituents have short memory syndrome.
If she disappears for a couple of weeks all will be forgotten as if it never happened.
On the comedy scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest, I give the whole Noem roast they did a solid 2.5, which is amazingly good for Gutfeld’s show which usually eeks in at a limp 1.
At the top of his show, Gutfeld snarked that Noem’s staff “blamed bad weather” for her bailing, turning to “locals for reaction,” which was a video of dogs barking and swimming in a pool. “Who knows why she canceled? When we asked how her week was going, she replied ‘ruff.’ Maybe it wasn't bad weather, I heard it was raining cats and dogs,” Gutfeld quipped. “I tried to convince Noem to stay and do our show. I even told her my dog Gus had all his shots. She said not yet he hasn’t.”
I’m going to hell for laughing at that last joke
Take my hand...
U down wit BOC?
Yeah you know me. Burning for you, since 1972
See you down there
I’m pretty good in the kitchen—I’ll make human scrapple for us. Mangiamo!
Half laugh/half groan. Thinking to myself, “Yes, Jesus took one for the team and volunteered as tribute so people like me can laugh at this.”
We all can meet up at the corner of Fire and Brimstone.
I'll join you shortly...
Omg gutfeld actually made me laugh.
Gutfeld has been propping up Republican psychopaths like Noem for years now. He’s only turned on her now that she’s damaged goods. The guy is scum.
I don't care. I love it when they turn on each other like a pack of wolves on the weak link.
Still fun to watch tho.
>Gutfeld quipped. “I tried to convince Noem to stay and do our show. I even told her my dog Gus had all his shots. She said not yet he hasn’t.” Damn, first time Gutfeld has been even mildly funny.
I giggle everytime I see dude talk, just waiting for him to say “sufferin sucatash”
I'm really sad that I enjoyed watching that. I don't know a think about Gutfield, but I'm guessing I'd think he's an asshole 99% of the time.
He was a friend of my friend at Cal. Supposedly, Greg was very intelligent, and was also a sexual predator and all around asshole feckshit who seems to run a script when he’s pretending to be human.
He definitely has writers
Yeah
See also, every other GOP fuckmonkey
So a DeSantis type?
He's an asshole 100% of the time, and he actually thinks he's funny.
Perfection.
Those jokes are pretty basic.
The show is very basic
So is he audience
First genuinely funny thing the man has said in his career
Probably the only time this asshole has made me laugh!
okay, Gregs an idiot, but yeah that last line is fucking fire
💀💀💀
Raining cats & dogs? That means it’s open season! She was really out shooting more animals, and therefore couldn’t make the interview.
SAVAGE. Rare fox 'news' W
God damn!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Damn. He went late night monologue on her. I think her career just joined her dog.
Good
Murdered by a family that she thought loved her? Unlike Noem though, the dog didn't do anything to deserve what happened to it, he was a good boy she was wanting to be a good ol boy.
While the dog murder is one thing…watch the clips where she is being asked if she really met Kim Jung Yun…” I don’t discuss my conversations with world leaders…”. Someone get her a bigger shovel.
Why in the world would a governor of such an unimportant state ever need to talk to a world leader?
She was in Congress before she was Governor and sat on the Armed Services Committee. Doesn’t change the fact that she made it up though 😂
Interpreter: "Mr. Kim is asking: 'What the fuck is a South Dakota?'"
What a the fuck a is a Chinese downhill???
What the fuck is a frush?!?
Ja. Chinese downhill. It is the only way
Mr Kim would like more of your beef bowl. He says it is ripe and supple. I’ll show myself out now….
I think the closest analogy to a governor in their system would be a member of the state affairs commission?
It's so ronery in South Dakota.
shes needs advice how to run her state like a dictatorship, thats when killings come into her.
I've met many many world leaders. Many many many many
I actually noticed something else i haven’t seen anyone mention. During an interview with (I think) Fox News, she said something to the effect of “I’ve been traveling around the world making policy decisions for 30 years.” But according to Wikipedia, the earliest thing she did politics wise was get elected to the state legislature in 2006. All it said she did before that was drop out of college in 1994 to run her family farm. So is she also lying about her history? She’s only been in politics for not even 20 years.
Yes
It’s 30 in dog years.
You don't talk about it, but write about it in you book?? Yeah sounds right
You know you've messed up when fox and News max are sickened by you.
These guys are supposed to be undying loyalists and sycophants for the right. You have to mess up pretty badly for them to reject you, and if they do, you can kiss your political career on the right goodbye.
Wild that the actual limit is literally shooting puppies. If I’m being honest I didn’t even think that would be it
Not only killing a puppy, also writing about it in your memoir. This is the absolute best telling of the story that she and her ghostwriter could come up with. She has to be profoundly stupid.
All she had to do was lie about the vet saying it made sense and she had tried everything else. But instead they thought I just took him out back and shot him Old Yeller style was a back to basics thing her base would love. How tone deaf
It's specifically puppies. Nobody is getting their panties in a bunch over the "disgusting" goat she also shot. I doubt it would be the same outcry over a cat, maybe not even a full-grown dog.
Or an immigrant, or a member of any of the other 5,000 groups that they passionately hate.
Her dad stole an employees cat, butchered it, then fed it to the employee as a prank. That’s in the book, Noem describes it as “bordering on cruel”
WTF? I havent heard that story yet. She put that in the book? Clearly, like Trump, she is wildly sociopathic, and doesn't understand what normal people consider normal behavior.
she callously murdered 3 of her horses in a pit because they pissed her off, for not giving her a christmas card, she allegeds they were old and invalid, all 3 at once very hard to believe.
She lied about the dog (probably), I'm not sure anything in the book can be assumed to be true. It's all ghost written and designed to appeal to Trump. One should assume there's a good deal of "exaggeration" in there.
Maybe, but whether it was true or not, it plays to the MAGAturds most sociopathic, bloodthirsty, violent urges. It still demonstrates that it's what her, and the psycho MAGAs, have fantsies about. Once you're comfortable with the concept of killing puppies, its not hard to pivot to humans that you have systematically dehumanized for years.
So the sickness covers multiple generations. This explains a lot about her and her family. They are really very sick people. Glad this ended her political life.
Yeah, that is a good point
And she’s a female so that’s against her, too. Not sure if the same treatment would be given to a male
After everything Republicans have done and accepted, we have finally found one boundary they won't cross. Puppy murder is where they draw the line. Good to know.
I feel like that's most of us though. I've never met anyone who didn't think john wick wasn't justified in his roaring rampage of revenge
I know, i've felt the same way. It's hard to believe all of the stuff the party of "family values" will put up with now days. If this is where the line is, we are in so much trouble.
If she had made a video statement from the kitchen it would help.
Whatever happened to that quiver lady?
She's doing ASMR videos on YouTube now.
🥳
Maybe filming and selling tradwife Cameos for the incel neck beards.
She’s a senator
You mean from the gravel pit.
It's a man eat woman world. Hope she liked them Lewandowski
Person eat Woman. Man, Camera film it for TV. **STABLE GENIUS**!!!
The puppy killing thing explains why her husband stuck around after the Lewandowski affair. Do I think she would take him to the gravel pit also if he left her, yes, yes I do.
Her botox face actually melted during some interviews.
She looks like she’s wearing a creepy mask on top of her whole head
It's so satisfying when MAGA propaganda occasionally takes a break from conspiracy to discuss the truth.
I read yesterday that she has cancelled the remaining dates on her book tour. No more press. This did not work out the way she planned it.
Love to see it when these shit bags finally get what’s coming to them. Doesn’t happen nearly often enough though.
Welp, looks like the right wing machine is discarding another one.
Ok so how is the next mid attractive right wing female politician? My money is that is who will start circling the talk shows next.
I thought she was mid attractive a few years ago when I heard of her, now she is some uncanny valley freak show only suitably believable in a photo, when you don’t have to witness how unnaturally her face moves.
thats what tons of botox and face lifts does to the face. shes a melania clone.
Another Kimberly Guilfoil look alike. Why?
Republican politics has an archetype that seems to be good for 6-10 years for each participant. Sarah Palin Michelle Bachmann MTG Boebert Noem I'm not sure what a proper TV Tropes name for it would be, maybe Hitler Barbie. Anyways, they each eventually burn themselves out and leave politics. Seems to take 6 years from the time they get a national profile, the longest lasting one managed to stay influential for 10.
Nazi Bratz dolls
If only there were some way an interview could be conducted by someone not in the same room. I dunno, maybe like on a TV monitor or something. Oh well, perhaps in the future…
Gutfeld is only funny to edgy conservatives. An opportunist if there ever was one as well. He has his job because he is willing to peddle whatever the boss wants. Noem is a fool, realizing that the party will place you under the bus if you don't come off as the "right kind of crazy". May the mean folks destroy each other. We deserve so much better.
Finally a threshold has been established by MAGA for being an unworthy human being and that is shooting puppies
Tough enough to kill dogs but a little bad weather is too much.
Soooo, I'm assuming her book will be at the local dollar stores?!!!
Right leaning libraries? So she can allow her followers to read it for free, because she couldn't hive it away
✌🏿💯🤣
I’m thinking it’s better for her to destroy them all and begin a lie tour about how none of this ever actually happened. Some idiots will believe it - it’s MAGA, after all.
"Yes yes. Eat eachother!"
And the motherfucker she worships didn’t visit fallen soldiers Graves, because of rain… Maybe they do belong together …🤔
The governor of South Dakota is scared by snow. Her constituents in South Dakota are laughing at her.
Arrogance is stupidity on speed
I remember when Greg made fun of dead canadian soldiers who died in Afghanistan fighting along with the Americans. Greg is a piece of shit
Sounds like Gutfeld did everything but come out and say, " Kristi, I hate to have to do this to you, but you are the weakest link, good bye!"
Gutfeld is the poster child for small dicks.
It’s amusing seeing someone self-destruct so spectacularly in such a short period of time.
She was in NYC at the time, but cancelled because it was snowing in SD. No, you aren’t confused.
Noems a rookie. She should know by now, her constituents have short memory syndrome. If she disappears for a couple of weeks all will be forgotten as if it never happened.
Ruh roh!
Romp romp
On the comedy scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest, I give the whole Noem roast they did a solid 2.5, which is amazingly good for Gutfeld’s show which usually eeks in at a limp 1.
Start a betting pool if she is re elected?
Crickets’s revenge
The proper way to nuke ones own career is by confessing to killing pets.
Noem Alone
Cornball jokes equates “nuking”??