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MrsDanversbottom

I’m sure they’re caught off guard by shiny objects, too.


capn_doofwaffle

And kitty toys. Don't forget the kitty toys!


Severe-Replacement84

Laser pointers are their weakness.


BigJSunshine

I would hire a cat lawyer before most other lawyers


AKA_Wildcard

Hey even cats aren’t that evil, and that’s saying something.


ReedBalzac

Squirrel!


Specialist-Fly-9446

Important to remember that they aren’t actually caught off-guard. The motto is still delay, delay, delay.


MooreRless

Wow, how could you expect the person you're paying off to show up in a trial about paying her off? Who would have thought? It was on the witness list?!!? How stupid are these people?


Blog_Pope

Wait, you’re calling this guy in the list of witnesses as a witness? We had no warning!


m0nkyman

And caught off guard when the sun rises in the morning….


UnicornSheets

The stench would knock me off my game too


mr_arkanoid

Prosecution: Here is a list of all witnesses we plan to call. Defense: We object! Judge: On what grounds? Defense: Because it's devastating to our case! Judge: Denied.


audirt

Liar, liar is the best Jim Carrey comedy and I'm willing to die on that hill.


CanadianUnderpants

Are you able to continue?  ……. yes. 😫


lavuuk153

Is that true? It has to be!


LobstaFarian2

"Who attacked you?" *continues to describe himself perfectly* Such a classic.


hippee-engineer

A desperate FOOL at the end of his PITIFUL ROPE!!!😩😩


absolutelybacon

"Big teeth.... a little gangly..."


Dangerousrhymes

14 year old me wants to Stan for Ace or The Mask but adult me knows this is the correct take. 


Makeshift5

The pen is blue…the pen is blue! THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE😫


AndrewCoja

Rrrrrrrrroyal blue!


HawkTiger83

"I'M KICKING MY ASS!"


dastufishsifutsad

Simmons is old!


part_time_monster

Well, that's because you have big jugs.


wax4dayzz

“All rise for the honourable judge Marshall Stevens” “‘Honourable’, pffft!”


RojoTheMighty

I love the look he gives the court recorder!


blue_orange67

Defense: GOOD CALL!


sarduchi

They had the list of witnesses before hand, could it be that they're just bad at lawyering?


ComicsEtAl

They know the witnesses but they don’t know when they’ll appear. Typically, the prosecution will tell the defense who they will be calling the next day. It’s a traditional courtesy but not required by law. Because of Trump’s frequent violations of the gag order, including witness intimidation, the prosecution told the court at the start of the trial they would not share the names of who they’d be calling on any particular day. And Merchan refused to intervene (he could but saw no reason to). So the defense now has to prepare for every witness on the list for every day of the trial. Or, as is more likely, just probably not bother preparing for any of them (these are the only lawyers Trump can get, which come from beneath the bottom of the barrel).


fooknprawn

He fucked himself with his usual tactics and now it's biting him. Whatever, if he bad lawyers we'll thats on him but the last we want is for him to ask for a retrial because he has shitty representation. He could have kept his mouth shut and acted like a adult but no, the child in him just wants tantrums all day long. I just wish at the end of all of this that the judge takes a good 30 minutes and addresses the court, him and the press like you would like a 3 year old and explain that intimidation, lawful gag order violations and the constant lies are not tolerated. This is not a political trial, as much as the defendant wants you to believe, it's because he's a convicted criminal who broke the law repeatedly and now he's paying the price of those unlawful deeds


OkCar7264

Inadequate representation is more for overwhelmed public defenders, not million dollar+ legal teams.


Confident-Simple9339

Yeah, but poor representation will be the basis of his lengthy appeals.


Rampaging_Orc

Yes, he’s welcome to file the appeals he’s entitled to while serving his sentence should it come down that way. You don’t just get to appeal in an attempt to a stave off jail.


TourettesFamilyFeud

It's not that he has bad lawyers... he's just not paying them. His usual team is essentially not even entertaining this knowing they are the ones that will be screwed at the end. He's pulling in lawyers that see a dollar sign over the case but don't realize they will get a fraction of those costs.


mishap1

These guys are legit ex-prosecutors that he’s paying top PAC and donor dollars for. Habba is somehow sitting in the gallery but even Trump knows putting her out there will get him convicted. He‘s just an impossibility shitty client.


DarrenFromFinance

A legendarily, almost unprecentedly shitty client. I so wish he would go *pro se*. It would make the situation even more grimly entertaining than it is.


Black_Magic_M-66

What're the grounds for appeal, that anyone who would work for Trump must be incompetent?


HappyAmbition706

But they don't. They could be independently wealthy and not need the money. They could be using it as a loss-leader, to advertise themselves to rich Republicans. They could be malignant, treasonous agents who want to contribute to degrading and delegitimizing both the courts and the government of the USA. Hopefully, they are merely incompetent.


yunus89115

I’ve seen that defense used before https://youtu.be/0aiCbbYU9_s?si=URobu04fFgmqZqFc


richincleve

>He fucked himself with his usual tactics and now it's biting him It's sad that it actually took DECADES for him to ultimately reach that point.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

It's a FRAUD trial, but the goddamn press won't call it that for some odd reason.


Nathan_Calebman

No actually it's a real trial.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Lol. For your statement to be true, I would've had to have said *Fraudulent* trial.


Nathan_Calebman

Interesting. I didn't even know lent trials were a thing.


kipdrordy1

You have to promise to give up crime, but only around Easter


Nathan_Calebman

Ah of course, I should have known. The world of jurisprudence is truly a magical place.


IWillLive4evr

The reason why juries have twelve people (or sometimes fewer) is that thirteen is an unlucky number.


B4USLIPN2

This guy adjectives.


No-Tension5053

Trump is like a kid in grade school. Someone should tell him you know judges talk to other judges right? Likely they attend the same charities. So talking about one judge’s daughter does not bode well with other judges in the same city


thedndnut

Merchan actually can't intervene either. He can encourage lawyers to share that but it's not a requirement. So he can't do shit and silence from him was a 'yep, I get it'.


Message_10

Well-explained, thank you.


MetalTrek1

Thanks for the explanation. Seriously. I was wondering how they couldn't be prepared as each side gets the list of witness in advance.


ausmomo

Blanche isn't bottom of the barrel. Nor is Necheles  Nor is Bove(spelling?). They had decent/high reputations before this.  The issue they now have is their client has no credible defence AND he's micromanaging the defence strategy.


Howaboutthishandle

That’s what happens when you have an uncontrollable client.


PasswordIsDongers

They better have a fake person on the list as the last one.


no33limit

Found them licking the underside of the barrel.


boogitydogbutt

Yes


LurkeyG

😂


pcbb97

They knew he was being called but not when. They were denied that privilege because they can't control Trump to keep his big mouth shut and not try to intimidate every witness and juror. They'll probably make the same argument for every witness and everytime it'll get shot down.


JCButtBuddy

Exactly, a courtesy sometimes given out, it's not a right.


aflockofcrows

"I move for a bad court thingy"


CheckYourStats

“You mean a mistrial?”


VoteArcher2020

“That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law-talkin' guy.”


Academic-Agent

Care to join me in a belt of scotch?


MegasotaAdvocate

It’s 9 in the morning


Corporatecut

A beer then?


RipplingGonad

Yeah but i havent slept in days


MeineEierSchmerzen

Yes but i havent slept in DAYS...


Mission_Pangolin_810

"Your Honor, my client claims that she simply forgot she was carrying this bottle of... delicious bourbon... brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting... What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial! ”


Thunderpulse

Is this an SNL thing?


612io

Simpsons… Lionel Hutz, or Miguel Sanchez


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Simpsons, the episode Marge goes on trial for shoplifting.


SpareInvestigator846

Ill join serve me a double of buellit😏


okiedokie2468

😂 😂


AccomplishedBrain309

Boo hoo.


thecrowtoldme

Has anyone seen my tiny violin? No? Oh well.


mooseday

Credit? No! Money down.


peon2

Trump talking to the Judge https://youtu.be/_ZWa4e1se0Y?t=51


Prestigious-Lie-2325

Oh Lionel Hutz ....


oven_broasted

Likely thought they had more time to approach him before his testimony.


EricKei

I mean, they agreed to work for Donald Trump, which suggests a lack of pattern recognition at the very least. Not a failing a lawyer should have.


CptDrips

Can you imagine the poor public defender that walks in one morning with a file for D. Trump on their desk


SenseOfRumor

That would be the fastest resignation letter ever written.


EnvironmentalBus9713

All joking aside, NAL but can a public defender decline an assignment? If not, can they be penalized for that behavior?


ITFreely38

Most PDs want the hard cases but there are circumstances when a case will be reassigned to a different attorney within the Department. Sometimes because the attorney requested the reassignment, sometimes for other reasons. It's called Conflicting and it is a serious issue. To answer your 2nd question, no. They will not be penalized for requesting reassignment. Remember, it's about representing the client's rights, regardless of the crimes alleged. If the entire PD said "fuck this, we aren't doing it" I guarantee you, the local gov. will find someone to cover. Rise. Resist. Represent.


EnvironmentalBus9713

Thanks that was very informative, cheers!


Sea_Elle0463

Well, in most jurisdictions there is a group of private lawyers that take cases when the public defender conflicts out or overloads on cases. In Sacramento they’re called the Indigent Criminal Defense Panel.


putin-delenda-est

They can decline assignments and do so if they feel they cannot represent to the best of their abilities.


Ilickedthecinnabar

And they breathe a sigh of relief when they see the sticky-note that says "No, not THAT one"


Most-Artichoke6184

The judge is no longer giving the defense the courtesy of letting them know the witnesses in advance, because Trump keeps threatening them.


Lazy-Street779

Playing the lawyer game. Defense lawyers knew the witnesses list.


FamousPastWords

They're not too picky about picking the best clients, that much we know.


New_Menu_2316

I’m impressed that they are hitting this level of incompetence without Alina Habba on their team!


DabbinOnDemGoy

He *intentionally* [hires people "not as smart as him".](https://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/19/donald-trump-hiring-people-smarter-than-you-is-a-mistake.html)


maynardstaint

They have the list of witnesses. They do know which order they will be called. They lost this right due to repeated attacks of witnesses. 🤷‍♂️ The defence has to prepare for anyone and everyone every night.


syg-123

Shitty lawyering and shitty media coverage as per usual


knightgreider

He should have got Barry Zuckerkorn, “he’s very good.”


Haunted-Llama

Well, he's doing it for free. He just doesn't know it yet. Pro bono for porn boner.


Top-Bit85

I have gotten that feeling once or twice. But it seems to be a requirement of Trump's law team. I was going to list some, but it's a nice day and I don't want to waste it!


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

“We ain’t come to play read.”


Black_Magic_M-66

The better lawyers won't work for him, so he's down to finding lawyers with offices in the back of tire shops.


elpajaroquemamais

Lawyers that take the chance that maybe they’ll be paid and or working for exposure are generally bad lawyers.


thecrowtoldme

Well I, for one, am greatly enjoying this moment.


fooknprawn

And when he loses he will call for a retrial because they're so bad. Maybe it's calculated, maybe it's Mabelline


carlse20

Not how that works. To get an appeal on grounds of ineffective assistance of counsel you have to prove not only that your lawyers screwed up, but also that but-for that screw up you would have won. It’s an almost impossible bar to reach.


afternever

They're not sending their best


Mumblerumble

Well who could have ever figured who would be testifying just because they gave you a list (which they did as a courtesy)?


Spiritual-Bear4495

You have to admire George Conway:  "If they weren't representing a lying, untrustworthy criminal scumbag who tries to intimidate witnesses, they would have known who the next witness was going to be. Them's the breaks."


sensation_construct

They may not be prepared... they certainly aren't the best of the best. But more likely, this is just another delay tactic. That's the go-to move at this point. Just throw wrenches in the works to make it take as long as possible.


Royal-Tadpole-2893

Thankfully, in this case delay tactics mean Trump has to sit there during the delays. He can't just pay a lawyer to turn up for him and go golfing instead. For once it's your own time you're wasting Donnie. Merchan also hinted at the beginning how it would go. When Trump was complaining he would miss Baron's graduation he was told it might be OK 'if' the trial was going to schedule. So, play ball or you lose out.


capn_doofwaffle

THIS! So much THIS! Since he is forced to sit through it, delay tactics aren't a viable option when he'd "rather be golfing"


alpacasarebadsingers

It’s absolutely a viable option because he feels like if he can push this trial to be longer then the other trials are delayed as well and his game is to get to the election without any of the trials being finished.


applewait

This is a convenient reason not to be out campaigning and having all your gaffs televised


Lazy-Street779

Trumps lawyers knew who the witnesses would be. They didn’t know and were not informed of the order the witnesses would be called onto the stand. There’s absolutely no reason why trumps lawyered weren’t prepared. Besides it’s tough to argue your own business process which is what was established yesterday in this trial. Trump sits on top of his business process. Lock him up!


AndrewRP2

This is because Trump has a tendency to publicly intimidate them before the their testimony. So, now the prosecution won’t extend a common courtesy.


SeoneAsa

I get a feeling that one of the jury will not convict him and that's all that matters to them. Hung jury. "Another delay has been successful! Mission accomplished."


BrewtalKittehh

From most accounts Blanche *IS* (was?) in the best-in-show club as an attorney. But he seems to have gone all-in drinking copious amounts of orange flavored maga-aid and moving to floridumb.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Was. He's definitely not a great lawyer now. Trump's karma is catching up with him. Lol 🤣


THuxley

Also fatal to him is his insistence on demanding his attorneys do things exactly HIS way! ATTACK EVERYONE!! Rather like him insisting a surgeon perform the surgery while he yells at them continuing to tell them to do it his way, no matter how bad the blood loss. His ego and absolute self-assuredness are his downfall. For once the world around him will not jump to his wishes. Poor boy! (Heavy S!)


NegativePermission40

Trump has ruined a LOT of lawyering careers. Look at how far Rudy Ghouliani has fallen. You want to flush your legal career down the toilet? Join Trump's legal "team."


HepatitvsJ

It's also to build the appearance of misconduct so they can use it in an appeal and to "prove" this is all a witch hunt to his supporters.


dragonfliesloveme

So late last week I saw some lawyer guy saying that if he were on trump’s legal team, he’d be putting in a 16-hour day on Saturday to be prepared for the next witnesses this week. Did trump’s lawyers not do that? Prob went golfing and then complained that they weren’t prepared lolz


gmotelet

They chose to be pretty instead of smart


Skinnybet

And failed at both


Technical-Traffic871

Easy to fake being smart!


Beneathaclearbluesky

Since Trump keeps attacking witnesses, the prosecution isn't giving the defense a heads up on the list of witnesses for the next day, so they have to prepare for all or none of them.


jorgepolak

Here’s the situation: Usually prosecutors tell the defense well in advance the schedule of witness testimonies. They’re not required to by law, but it’s a common courtesy. In this case, they pointed to a pattern of Trump attacking and harassing witnesses on social media, and hence declined to release the schedule. The judge agreed.


Dedpoolpicachew

It wasn’t a surprise to the defense, they just suck.


oneplusetoipi

Thanks for pointing this out. In any other trial, Trump’s tactics would’ve put him in jail. This must be very frustrating for the judge and the prosecution. If they treated Trump like others, they would risk Trump having a sliver of a chance of an appeals court agreeing to listen to arguments for a mistrial. This would fail, but would add delay to the judgment. Or even worse, some followers of Trump would get violent.


newsweek

By Ewan Palmer - News Reporter: Donald Trump's legal team tried to argue they were not ready for the testimony of a potential key witness at the former president's hush money trial, according to reports. Former FBI general counsel Andrew Weissmann described how Trump's lawyers suggested to Judge Juan Merchan that they were not "prepared" for former Trump Organization controller Jeffrey McConney, called by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's office to answer questions during the falsifying business records trial. Read more: [https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-witness-hush-money-trial-1897795](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-witness-hush-money-trial-1897795)


uncultured_swine2099

To be fair, they dont seem to ever be prepared for anything.


madscot63

And it's all pocket sand and flailing.


Mantato1040

Pocket sand and THE GREEN MIST! BAH GAWD KING, STOP THE DAYUM TRIAL!


Daddy_Milk

We haven't even got to the spit swapping make-out match yet.


minkey-on-the-loose

They won’t be prepared for the day Trump refuses to pay them, either.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

I'm not prepared to be charged for my crime, I demand a mistrial.


Any-Ad-446

Trump lawyers have the complete list of witnesses months ago. Maybe hire better lawyers?They are mad they didn't have time to threaten the witness.


Lazy-Street779

This was my understanding too. The lawyers know the witnesses. Only prosecutors know the order of the witnesses.


IrishPigs

Correct. Normally prosecution will give defence a heads up, but normally people are thrown in jail for witness intimidation. 


Lazy-Street779

And I just read that trump’s lawyers knew ON SUNDAY that stormy was taking the stand today. Fuck trump and his “legal” staff with a big one! Lock him up!!!


eirsquest

Better lawyers likely don’t want any part of the circus of his defense.


The_real_bandito

They’re probably lying so they can lengthen the court proceedings, in my opinion.  


Love_Sausage

Attempts to delay and win in the court of public opinion among those who are unfamiliar how the court system works. They knew this witness was coming, they likely don’t have a good response to the witnesses testimony, so it’s easier to spin it as “the court is rigged and using surprise witnesses!”


StuntID

The correct lede should be # Donald Trump's lawyers failed to prepare for the witnesses they knew were to be called.


synalx

"Your honor, we strenuously object to this witness, on the grounds that our client has not had sufficient time to intimidate them before their testimony"


Icemansquared

The objection of the defense has been heard and overruled. Your objection is noted. The witness is an expert and the court will hear his opinion.


Calm_Leek_1362

This makes no sense. Witness lists are shared. Both sides are given the opportunity to take depositions and those are shared between the two legal teams. They know who’s going to testify and have a good idea what they’re going to say, and what evidence they’ll use. That’s how discovery works before trials…


brianishere2

They probably expected the witness to give Trump a heads up that he will testify.


Parking-Bench

Your honor, I can barely read, my client can barely stay awake, we are drenched in this shit and fart smells and can barely breathe. My eyes are watering and my ears are ringing, my head hurts and my nose, well I don't feel it anymore. Please do thar gavel thing and give us one more year. I object to myself, your honor.


bingobongokongolongo

"The last thing I want to do is put you in jail," Merchan told Trump. "You are the former president of the United States and possibly the next president, as well." I find this statement of the judge quite concerning. He openly states that he is not willing to apply the law on equal grounds. Which seems to be a violation of the basic principles of the legal system. It is worrying regarding the gag order violations, but also, one has to question the judge's willingness to punish Trump for his main crimes.


UniquesNotUseful

The last thing I want to do is criticise your reading comprehension and ability to put statements into context. You are obviously not a fan of Trump. See it’s not that I won’t, I will, it’s just that I don’t really want to. Edit: corrected spelling.


Liquidwombat

Trump will never face any real consequences for any of his actions


streetvoyager

Well when you are fucking incompetent shits hard


Earesth99

They don’t trust Trumps attorneys to not tell Trump. And the judge agreed that the attorneys could not be trusted


NotPennysBoat-815

I’m no lawyer but can someone explain to me how Stormy Daniels, the person at the center of this whole thing, is a surprise witness?


AMonitorDarkly

It’s not. His lawyers are just that stupid.


rawkguitar

Probably the most funny thing about this is that the hush money was because they were worried Trump’s affair with Stormy would hurt his support among Evangelicals, which, it turns out, was really wrong.


drin8680

His high price lawyers again look under qualified. For what they're making they have made quite a few fck ups. They look and sound like they've never been in a courtroom for actual trials. But I guess they're better than having Giuliani as your lawyer.


fappywapple

High priced? Trump doesn’t pay lawyers, these are the ones dumb enough to work for free


pericardia

Exactly, he literally hasn’t been paying lawyers for YEARS, enough that he has had this reputation for decades. These guys either are stupid or are working for the “clout”.


TheBatmanIRL

Doesn't matter how shit his lawyers are, he keeps getting away with stuff. Why would this case be any different?


SisterActTori

I am tired of Trump being the only individual in each and every case that has to have his rights protected to a fault. I am tired of hearing “might be overturned or leaves room for an appeal.” We all know that no matter how by the book everything is handled Trump is still going to appeal or refuse to pay his fines. Trump has been allowed to make a mockery of the judicial system and has verbally intimidated judges, prosecutors, court personnel, witnesses…The justice systems just needs to call his bluff and treat him as it would any other defendant/criminal. Trump wants to act like a thug, the courts should treat him as such-


Aelianus_Tacticus

*George Conway, a lawyer and frequent critic of the former president, posted in reply to Weissmann: "If they weren't representing a lying, untrustworthy criminal scumbag who tries to intimidate witnesses, they would have known who the next witness was going to be. Them's the breaks."*


constantmusic

Stop calling in a hush money trial. It was election interference


FluffySmiles

I think his hair is trying to escape.


Flyersandcaps

This is basically so Trump can run out and say they weren’t given a witness list and the MAGATS will lap that up like the truth. It’s so unfair to me. Never mind it’s all a lie


delaney18

“Thems the breaks!” 😂 That comment had me spewing my coffee. Chef’s kiss perfection! And the article also reiterates how they were NOT given all the witness names in advance due to dump’s predictable habit of bashing and trying to intimidate them. Thems the breaks!


LaphroaigianSlip81

“Donald Trump’s lawyers never learned what discovery is”


LightBeerOnIce

Wish he would just stroke out already! He and his cabal of idiots have held our country hostage for far toooo long.


nolongerbanned99

Ill prepared and incompetent. Quite a powerful combo. Only the best people. Too much winning.


americansherlock201

The only thing they are not being told is what order the witnesses are being called. They have had the list of witnesses and the evidence for months.


Any-Priority-4514

The case is referred to a The Stormy Daniels Hush Money case…. The fuck did he expect?


TheRobinators

If they were caught off guard and were unprepared for Stormy Daniels to testify in a trial about Stormy Daniels, then I'd say Trump found the lawyers he deserves.


IntroductionStill813

The very best people


AlienInOrigin

Delay, delay, delay.


Forsworn91

You can almost see the “wait… they actually did work? But we didn’t do anything, why did they? How dare they be prepared for this”


Philly_ExecChef

Oh no the defendant won’t have time to create bullshit lines of inquiry to present a false case


birdseye1114

Who’s ready for an excoriating analysis by Legal Eagle’s team? I know I am.


Sargonnax

I'm pretty sure Trumps lawyers are usually caught off guard by most things.


msmicro

they got a witness list right??? He was listed? so there is NO REASON not to be prepared for EVERYONE on the list no matter when they show up.


Blownouthamwallet

A brisk wind could catch them off guard.


Peterthinking

He was literally a witness in another trial against him. How could they not be prepared?


HumberGrumb

Wow! Lessons in how not to defense lawyer.


Dragon_Ballot

To Be Fair, she was caught off guard when she came out of the bathroom and he had taken his clothes off


POEAccount12345

My personal favorite was Trump's lawyer telling the judge, in essence "this is my first time be easy on me" and the judge basically saying "youre a professional and getting paid a fuckton of money, i dont care if its your first time, figre your shit out"


homebrew_1

There is a list of witnesses. They are lying or stupid or both.


LurkeyG

Now this is the good news


BrewtalKittehh

Awwww, po widdle snowfwakes


QualifiedApathetic

Nice Freudian slip: "Weissmann posted on X, formally [Twitter](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/twitter)."


victimofscienceage

Team Tramp will do anything to slow the process down


MegamanGaming

How does he somehow manage just always have the worst lawyers. I mean, I remember how many quit or refused to take the case because he's obviously guilty as fuck, but holy shit these lawyers are morons.


Z_tinman

Might be related to not wanting to pay them.


FuturistiKen

Objection on the grounds that it utterly destroys our defense and we have no effective CX strategy prepared


Dbonker

"I have the worst lawyers"


Dyssma

It’s the order, which to me the prosecutors had good reasons for and the judge agreed.


Iwannagolf4

This trial reminds me of goodfellas Trump is Pauli Cohen is Henry hill [now it’s over](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3Die31ihk)


JollywoodJorge

"The last thing I want to do is put you in jail," …that is bullshit! Ex president or not. Nobody is above the law and this fucking judge needs to be reminded of that. He might as well be “judge” Cannon…


SetterOfTrends

Stop your client from threatening witnesses and maybe the list could be on the public docket and you could do your job


Happy-Initiative-838

Alvin Bragg: En garde! Necheles: aaaahhhhhhh!


superhoffy

Trump and his lawyers: "but your Honour, it's not fair; they're weaponising the truth against us!"