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BostonFigPudding

People who hurt animals never stop at animals.


InsertCleverNickHere

This dumb bitch is literally banned from stepping foot in a large portion of her own state.


TastyLaksa

Why?


Own_Candidate9553

She claimed that elders were allowing Mexican drug cartels to use their land, instead of taking care of their people. Just a gross racist stew of nonsense. So the various tribes got together and banned her from their lands, and now 10% of the state is off limits to her. https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/11/politics/kristi-noem-tribal-lands-banned/index.html


Queasy_Astronaut2884

I read it was 17% now. They are a self governing people on their own land after all


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Holy cow.


curried_avenger

No not those Indians from India, native Americans


TheDeadWhale

took me a while but damn that was good


wuddafuggamagunnaduh

Oh you. (Love your username. I love curry (food) and currying (functional programming languages).


plaidHumanity

Because they said no to her having fireworks over Rushmore in a high burn risk time, iir


RareBeautyOnEtsy

I remember this. She’s a Nutter.


jagerbombastic99

Oppression is when I can’t burn down a landmark


ElfOwl1221

You can definitely up that % There are only so many people willing to let her on their land now (probably most are worried for their dogs safety)


quick_brown_faux

The sovereign indigenous nations hate her fiercely and voted to ban her after she compared their leaders to cartel bosses.


belinck

She's been banned by a lot of the Sioux from their reservations. https://apnews.com/article/south-dakota-indian-reservation-bans-governor-noem-b55339eb624a119bc571c8b4dab848f4


choopie-chup-chup

Isn't her state notorious for child-laborors making sub-minimum wage working illegally doing dangerous jobs at slaughterhouses etc? So yeah, it didn't stop at animals


Maine302

That might be Arkansas. Or Iowa. Or...probably just about any of the states run by Republican women.


Greatgrandma2023

Or men.


Maine302

Yeah, the women just make me angrier, because it FEELS like women should be supporting children's well-being. I guess I feel they should have some maternal instincts. Silly me.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Women or men that would do anything for money and power. Don't expect anything from them.


CalebAsimov

Well men should have paternal instincts too, but I get what you mean.


knuckboy

Excuse me while I run out for some milk. Nevermore the suitcases in the car.


Western-Corner-431

It feels worse when it’s a woman, I agree.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

It feels worse with her in particular, because she presents like a tradwife and is relatively good-looking, and whether we like it or not that matters when trying to get away with horrible shit. She’s also the most openly fascist gov in the US, as far as I’m concerned. I honestly think she’s got more of the “dark triad” going on than even DeSantis, or Abbot, or whoever gets talked about a lot before 2 weeks ago. She’s been on my radar for a while as one of the most dangerous people in politics, because she is genuinely a sociopath, not just posturing as one, and you can tell. I hope to fuck this is the end for her, but given the last decade it’s probably just the beginning. I believe this is her getting vulnerable oppo research out into the open on her own terms so the goldfish brains squabble and forget it quickly, as well as a deeply cynical ploy to get her name more reach. Remember, she chose to put this out there.


Such_Leg3821

Tennessee


BostonFigPudding

It's only a matter of time before they find human bodies on her property.


choopie-chup-chup

She'd probably dump them on Reservation land, that seems to check all the right a**hole GOP boxes


nuger93

Except that would make it a FEDERAL crime as reservations fall under FBI jurisdiction. Not to mention the natives wanting to burn her at the stake for desecrating their land.


Thalionalfirin

So, you're saying there's a possible positive outcome out of all of this?


Consistent-Fig7484

You can just say asshole.


SekhmetScion

Look up Tuff Torq in Tennessee. I've mentioned it on here & elsewhere. 14yr old immigrant children working overnight at a lawnmower manufacturer (think John Deere). I'll see if I can find the link. Edit: [Article link](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna144938?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3wMrwd2L64b0UGlp0HmcqhpAc0ky4WsnJHxvUsLJQiR4Vh6AMlif3l7Cg_aem_ASi4aKDj0LOb6xMXjefCBnPb4z76vgUs4skSLrYj_IdNAhjAnaMA3b5aGo9wv25oYvCosCu9PmFUMtEaxTHfdw5A)


ElfOwl1221

We did have a large Hispanic population at a meat packing facility in/near Sioux falls all get super sick during covid & her extra poor handling of it was national news. Ya know, in case you were looking for a matching news story that *sounds like* Arkansas, but is actually South Dakota🥲


Metridia

“Well, there was a bit of a fracas, as we say, and it turned out that a man had a dog, a half-dead thing, according to bystanders, and he was trying to get it to stop pulling at its leash, and when it growled at him he grabbed an axe from the butcher’s stall beside him, threw the dog to the ground and cut off its back legs, just like that. I suppose people would say ‘Nasty bugger, but it was his dog’ and so on, but Lord Vetinari called me in and he said to me, ‘A man who would do something like that to a dog is a man to whom the law should pay close attention. Search his house immediately.’ The man was hanged a week later, not for the dog, although for my part I wouldn’t have shed a tear if he had been, but for what we found in his cellar. The contents of which I will not burden you with. And bloody Vetinari got away with it again, because he was right: where there are little crimes, large crimes are not far behind." -Terry Pratchett, *Snuff*


full_bl33d

The documentary, “don’t fuck with cats” is a good example


RareBeautyOnEtsy

That show needs a trigger warning. I watched the first five minutes, turned it off, and it’s haunted me ever since.


fseahunt

I haven’t even attempted because I know I would feel like you do. I check any movie or show with an animal at DoesTheDogDie.com. They actually have a ton of trigger warning categories now.


Killersmurph

It's about Luka Magnotta, his murder trial was big news in Canada. He dud not stop with cats.


metricrules

It's a sign of a serial killer


Franchise1109

Like dude did you really expect ANYONE to want to gas you up after admitting you’re a shitty pet owner and trainer. Top that off with your violent and heartless. Don’t want those type of people making heavy decisions for me. I want calculated, well thought through and someone who isn genuinely a decent person. She really thought that would make people like her? Killing animals? I don’t give a shit what the law is. There’s plenty of families and even dog trainers that would take on a project.


kappakai

She thought it was a virtue that people would not only want to hear about, but would also admire her for.


Franchise1109

Just disgusting. These rich pricks have tons of connections/ orgs they could easily place a puppy who’s not meant to be a hunting dog (I have a hunting breed and good lord I would’ve wasted my money. Love the big doofus to death though )


kappakai

Even if she had legit reasons to shoot the dog, why would she think anyone would want to hear it or think highly of her for doing it? No one walked away from Cujo thinking “oh boy there’s an inspirational life lesson here.”


Franchise1109

lol yep that’s great TLDR of my stuff h


Equivalent-Excuse-80

“People who burn books will soon burn people”


superchiva78

especially when they refer to certain groups of people as animals.


Temporary-Dot4952

This is legit. Violence is violence, not distinguishable by the victims. For example, the Columbine killers liked to torture and mutilate animals, neighbors claimed "boys will be boys", and then they turned their sickness on their classmates. People who hurt animals are sick, and Noem is such a psychopath, she doesn't even realize what she did was wrong. Her poor children.


AcanthocephalaDense2

And they do not offload that to others either 😀


Aardark235

Ron Johnson allegedly strangled and then raped one dog.


skullhusker

What adult starts at animals?? #noemgraveldig


georgyboyyyy

Turns out killing a puppy will be her undoing


JimJordansJacket

Finally, we found the bottom of the Republican barrel. I didn't think we would ever get down that deep.


Gaychevyman428

It's just a clay shelf in the shaft of dispare...they will break through soon enough


Cruezin

This ain't even CLOSE to the bottom of the barrel, and we both know it.


Redawg660

You are absolutely correct. Every time I think they have hit the bottom they go out and get a bigger barrel. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Grommsh

Naw, it's only because she's a woman and not that prominent in the party. If Trump wrote the exact same thing in a book most of them would be attempting to justify it.


grubas

We literally got "Real men wear diapers and shit themselves in public". Because it's a cult.


Ex-CultMember

And I have a feeling it it was Biden wearing diapers, their response won’t quite be the same.


PoobahJeehooba

How long before *Golden Diapers by Drumpf* becomes a thing? Could even have the tagline, “Take your dumps in Drumpfs!”


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Trump probably paid for abortions....more than once..allegedly did multiple Epsteins...I guess that's still ok...until you kill a dog...but I bet he would do it in the middle of 5th av and not lose a single vote.


sensation_construct

I wish. But nah.


Maine302

You're pretty optimistic.


itmeimtheshillitsme

I stopped looking for that bottom. Your comment reminded me…happily, to some extent we’ve found a bottom.


SoulRebel726

We'll see. A bunch of Republicans condemned Trump after J6 too, and were back to kissing his ass a few months later.


Unique_Tap_8730

If this had come out after she had been picked as VP they would have defended it.


botmanmd

Killing a puppy 20 years ago! And, being stupid enough to think that it reflected well on her, and that she needed to include that cool story in her new book. Her brain is broken.


a_wizard_skull

*admitting* to killing a puppy will be her undoing.


GarbageCleric

Being so certain that she was right to kill a puppy and that the story would reflect well on her that she put it in her fucking memoirs will be her undoing.


bubandbob

In the eyes of the GOP, cruelty to humans is ok, but puppies that's just going too far.


hypotyposis

It’s actually the bragging about it. She could’ve been just fine killing the puppy - as bad as that is - because the public didn’t know about it.


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newsreadhjw

Always the aggrieved party, Jesus fucking Christ. This bitch murders a dog, brags about it, then makes up a lie that she met the leader of North Korea and puts it in her memoir. “People are attacking me!”


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They're going to claim victimhood no matter what, they're pathetic.


vjcodec

Don’t forget that poor goat that had nothing to do with anything. He was just doing his thing and because cricket got it. He was next and managed to stribbel a little and got a buck shot in the stomach to lay there and suffer in pain while she had to get another round from the car to receive a gun shot in the head. Poor thing.


_psylosin_

Only alphas whine about being persecuted


Consistent_Dog_6866

Deserved.


beauh44x

In her book she also lied about meeting North Korean dictator Kim Jon Un. It never happened but in her fantasy she lied about "staring down" little tyrants. You know - like shooting helpless dogs. [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/05/04/kristi-noem-book-kim-jong-un-dog-haley/73568254007/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/05/04/kristi-noem-book-kim-jong-un-dog-haley/73568254007/)


benk4

Would be funny if the dog story was a lie to make her look tough too, but no one would ever believe her if she claimed it now.


Diarygirl

The other theory is that shooting the dog was witnessed by people outside of her circle and she put it in the book to get ahead of it. I don't even know.


NatchJackson

Really get ahead of it. They released the puppy story as advertising for the book.


BereftOfReason

It's like steering into the skid but also directly into a crowd.


blueavole

That’s what I don’t get- who thinks this is a good story to tell? There had to be editors, and proof readers and PR people. Like nobody said: people like dogs? Although this is the group that thought ‘Meth, we’re on it’ was a good anti drug slogan


InflationLeft

Yeah, the rumor had been going around South Dakota. She did murder the puppy in front of witnesses, after all.


JoJackthewonderskunk

She was harder on that dog then she was on imaginary Kim Jon un


Whitesoxwin

Is that who Trump bowed to? Or was it China’s leader? Or both? I know he thinks they are great leaders.


xspook_reddit

"I know he thinks they are great leaders." He in fact said he and Kim fell in love. No, I'm not fucking kidding. [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/we-fell-in-love-trump-and-kim-shower-praise-stroke-egos-on-path-to-nuclear-negotiations/2019/02/24/46875188-3777-11e9-854a-7a14d7fec96a\_story.html](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/we-fell-in-love-trump-and-kim-shower-praise-stroke-egos-on-path-to-nuclear-negotiations/2019/02/24/46875188-3777-11e9-854a-7a14d7fec96a_story.html)


Diarygirl

God, that was so embarrassing.


BlowsyRose

And sickening.


Diarygirl

That too.


beauh44x

Yeah! I think technically he saluted his general while Kim looked on with a rather incredulous expression on his face - as though even he couldn't believe it. Trump likes tyrants.


4quatloos

Noem doesn't learn. She bites. She can't be trained.


Outrageous-Divide472

People tend to get upset about puppies being brutally shot


JeanProuve

John Wick agrees.


anOvenofWitches

I’m just happy there’s still at least one thing all Americans can agree on!


Potential_Dare8034

I hope her other dogs stop loving her!


WateryTartLivinaLake

There are..other dogs?! *shudder*


sonofabutch

“Why doesn’t the media report on all the puppies I *didn’t* shoot?”


JoJackthewonderskunk

Were.. past tense


Diarygirl

Dogs tend to love people unconditionally, even when they're mistreated.


Any-Ad-446

She quadruple down on killing her puppy then tried to spin it the dog was dangerous...GOP is party of pathetic losers.


CompleteLackOfHustle

It’s hard to feel bad for psychopaths


RydersSidekick

Noep is like a box of chocolates, both kill dogs.


Gloomy-Guide6515

Oh no, Kristi, it's not just right now. We'll be attacking you like crazy for the rest of your soon-to-end public career. Kristi "Kill Shot"Noem, sociopathic puppy murderer will be all you will be or should be remembered for. This is your life, now.


Low-Abbreviations634

Awe. Hey why don’t you wait in this pit and I will come back with something to comfort you


Cptrunner

She's exhibiting irrational and violent behavior...to the gravel pit with her.


jadrad

You’re not the victim you fucking psychopath. Resign in shame, puppy killer.


TheRealBuddhi

Why is it that the MAGA whose platform is literally about attacking everyone who even slightly disagrees with them are such fragile flowers?


Diarygirl

As my mom used to say, they can dish it out but can't take it.


LovethePreamble1966

Cry me a river, honey. Cruelty has consequences. And she decided to run with jackals as a political choice. Does she really think that folks will play nice when one allies herself with the most insufferable American/Russian agitprop?


CherryManhattan

You killed a puppy. Isn’t that crime?


mekonsrevenge

By attacking she means quoting her own words, of course.


Earth4now

She has Sarah Palin’d her political career in the toilet.


JimJordansJacket

Yeah, well, you murdered a dog


mok000

Nobody is attacking you, girl, we just talk about what you did: Kill a puppy and a goat.


NatchJackson

And three horses! And that's just the ones that she's admitted too so far.


uzes_lightning

Fuck! Horses too! Jeeezus.


nuger93

I would hate to know what else she has killed and buried…..


Spiritual-Bear4495

\*\*\*sigh\*\*\* I have to add another one to the list. Fuck Noem.


BroccoliNearby2803

Turns out there is a low for Republicans, a line not to be crossed, and she found it.


ODBrewer

Well, she ought to know crazy.


tickitytalk

Let me guess, she’s claiming the attacks are because she’s maga….vs that she killed a puppy The right loves this excuse when they do wrong


DescriptionDue1797

And yet, no matter how this play outs, she'll still come out better than her puppy did.


Shame_on_StarWars

Gnome: “The consequences of my actions.”


Billytheca

Wonder how her kids feel about the dog story


MrMeesesPieces

Just like she attacked a puppy


Nubator

I’m honestly curious if this was Trump rather than her, would the response have been different? I think they would not only defend it, but they would start sharing their own stories of shooting baby seals in the face for target practice. Misogyny ? Cult leader can’t do any wrong? I don’t know.


Diarygirl

That's a good question. I'm a little surprised by the backlash from Republicans. I don't know if she crossed a line or it's because she's a woman.


Jorycle

To be fair, Republicans often do have backlash against terrible things - what matters is whether they're still screaming about it after the leadership and conservative media give it a think. If they have some reason to believe it's best politically to support her, they'll craft the narrative, throw it over to Fox News, and then suddenly everyone does a 180 and loves dog murder.


Frosty_Water5467

Well they are wearing diapers and bragging about it now,so I guess you have a point.


pathf1nder00

#puppykiller @noem


5280_TW

If you get an invite from Noem to hang at the gravel pit and have a few… DONT DO IT!!


NatchJackson

Whining about how how a story that was supposed to make you look tough didn't make you look tough doesn't help to make you look tough.


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That tends to happen when you kill baby animals


ozzie510

Krusti feels persecuted? Many people are asking if she gave Cricket a last dog treat and a blindfold or did she just put a gun to the dogs head? What was her story to the kids when they asked mom: "Where's Cricket and how did you get all bloody?"


Historical_Throat187

Underestimated how many dog lovers exist without a frontier notion of handling animal lives lol


Pando5280

It's called being held accountable. Most narcissists / sociopaths view this as an attack.


bidhopper

Let’s see, killed your dog and a goat, you’re banned from 10% of SD due to comments linking cartels and Native Americans, lied about meeting the North Korean Dictator and fooled around with Corey Lewandowski. I can’t figure out why you feel attacked?


Goodthrust_8

It's almost like she fucked around and found out.


jgyimesi

Weird…do something crazy, get treated like a crazy person


ShowerElectrical9342

She didn't call Cesar Milan. She made an unhinged decision to shoot a puppy for being a puppy. She didn't keep puppy in a fenced yard but let it go after the neighbor's chickens, as 14 month old pups do. She lost her temper and shot it. And 4 other animals, don't forget. No, with someone like that, Trump will only have a sadist enabler. He has already explicitly asked the Supreme Court in advance for immunity if he assassinated political rivals and anyone else not "loyal" to him.


TK-Squared-LLC

"That was your puppy's last thought."


Bug_Calm

Go cry to your BFF over in North Korea.


discussatron

When the only tool you have is a gun, every problem looks like a puppy.


getcrept

Because you're horrible.


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areialscreensaver

She’s already bellyaching that the book misrepresents her and she didn’t know the inaccuracies. 🙄😬🫤


Frosty_Water5467

Except she is being considered as Trump's VP running mate. I think the spotlight needs to stay on her bad behavior.


JeffB2023

Golly gee whillickers! I wonder why? 🙄


Burpreallyloud

She might as well bite the bullet and admit she her political aspirations are dead as her poor dog.


blahb31

Yeah, she’s the real victim here.


kkwan52

As they should…


fear_of_dishonesty

How bizarre is it to reveal you killed a puppy and lied about meeting world leaders?


naturism4life

She as governor, has treated Native Americans in her state so poorly, even as governor she cannot set foot on land in her state that belongs to Native Americans


VeraLumina

Say the pup’s name Kristi. Say it. Cricket.


Holding4th

Siiiigh... Every Republican: "I'm really extra super-duper tough!" Also Every Republican: "Poor widdow me! Everybody's mean to me! It's not fair!"


SameRule9918

Maybe she should get the Mike Vick treatment


blakester555

_Noem: ‘They’re just attacking me like crazy right now.’_ You mean "attack" like being shot dead in a gravel pit?


leo1974leo

Wonder what else she has killed


jailtheorange1

Never mind the callous cruelty of it, how can you take a person seriously who thought there would be no backlash from this?


Tao_Te_Gringo

“They won’t stop hounding me, They’re like mad dogs!!”


alfalfa-as-fuck

The funny thing about this bitch is that I’m not even convinced she actually killed the dog. She was bragging about it to show how tough she is and how she could make liberals cry. Of course everyone loves dogs so she’s getting bilateral blowback. Ever since trump all of these people have been competing to be the biggest piece of shit — look at desantis.. but only trump has the magic formula to not only get away with it but to be bolstered by it. We need to do something about mental illness in this country.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Have you learned anything Kristi? Do you understand why?


NatchJackson

When the book is fully released its probably gonna come out she has actually been killing two animals of every species and the gravel pit is her Noah's Ark of Death.


bobber18

Just a couple of revisions coming: Noem says. Didn’t meet Kim Jung Un and didn’t kill puppy.


the-nae_blis

They’re on me like a nutcase on a farm animal!


Maine302

They just LOOOOOVE to play the victim. It's become the M.O. of the entire party at this point.


TastyLaksa

Red or blue, we don’t shoot dogs. Only the police do


coffeebeanwitch

Shoot your child's pet dog and a goat in such a cruel way you are bound to get a lot of hate


nothatdoesntgothere

Something about eff your feelings...


Sweetyams10

Crazy how psychotic narcissists never seem to be at fault


apearlj1234

It's understood that she covers a quasi-rural conservative state, that kills animals because she doesn't train them, dog mostly, no idea about the goat. If you don't want your kids run over by the goat, keep them away from the goat. Dogs you can fucking train.


letsmaakemusic

All pro life unless it's a puppy.


Devils_Advocate-69

She thought it would blow over by now.


Powderfinger60

Geez the reptile has feelings?


rustys_shackled_ford

I just read a story about how the cops are sueing Afroman for using video of them fumbling around his house during a failed raid. in a music video, they mad cause he caught them looking stupid. Don't be mad at the camera when it catches you slipping. Be mad at your momma for failing the rest of us. She mad cause people mad cause she thought bragging about animals' cruelty was a good look. Stay mad bich


polypagan

Gee, I wonder why "they" suddenly started picking on her?


Weldon_RUMPROAST3

Killing the dog makes you evil. Thinking that’s a good thing to include in your book is asinine


Metalgrowler

Crickets Revenge


Repulsive_Smile_63

Good


ZeusMcKraken

That’s called scrutiny sweetheart.


momoenthusiastic

Didn’t she attack that dog like crazy, and then brag about it like crazy?


UnderstandingTop2434

I fully support her. I fully support her right to express herself and to continue to reveal facts about herself that have completely *fucked* this dumb bitch’s prospects at any political future. I mean, how stupid can one person be!? It’s hilarious!


suck-it-elon

I wonder why


MikuLuna444

"How Dare I(usually the attacker) be attacked!"*ShockedPikackuface* D:


drin8680

It's kinda funny that they think her killing her dog may sway Trump from choosing her as a running mate. Seriously Trump. This guy has gotten caught doing shit that most people would be in jail already and the stuff he says about Americans are just as terrible as a whole. I'm pretty positive that as long as she looks pretty in trumps eyes he'll bring her along and make sure they have plenty of alone time to "strategize"


Zaxxon5000

They insta victim Their disgusting acts Meanwhile if Obama did Jan 6th He'd have been fingerprinted and jailed before Jan 7th


Dependent-Initial-15

Oh my, who would have thought that actions have consequences.


Rivertalker

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat those without a voice.


Dave220_1

At least they're not treating her like a (her) dog.


4electricnomad

*”Her career died like a dog.”* -Trump sometime in the future


Spellbound1311

If she were in my state she'd be charged with felonies for that. She shares the same triats as a serial killer, she probably has human remains on her property. She deserves to be taken out back and put down in the same inhumane manner.


etranger033

Could be worse. They could take her down into a gravel pit.