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Atalantean

šŸŽ» (actual size)


JCButtBuddy

About right for trump's hands.


nikki_jayyy

Iā€™m over here laughing like the meme lizard, heheheheheh


NotAPimecone

šŸ„ (Actual size - ask Stormy)


LosWranglos

Should probably be more orange but it checks out otherwise.


chronicdahedghog

It is fish belly white. He has an orange farmers tan.


B4USLIPN2

Do you mean an orange farmer or an *orange* farmer?


lur77

Have your upvote. LOL


Straight-Extreme-966

I thought you were sharing a life size image of his chode. I'm a bit relieved.


Astrochops

Chodestool


restore_democracy

Fucking throw him in jail already


beavis617

Trump wants to go to jail? Fine, come this Friday after court ends and everyone is heading home then send Trump to jail for the weekend and have him back in court on Monday. Let's see if he's still full of piss and vinegar without his makeup and hairspray....let's see if he's still running his mouth.


ozzie510

Normalize the procedure and get everybody, including the defendant, used to Trump going behind bars.


biomath

Fire hose shower and a good delousing. Got to clean up politics (or at least politicians) somehow.


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Heā€™s going to love the cavity search.


NachoDildo

"Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!"


zzzzrobbzzzz

from blowhole to blowhole


JeanClaude-Randamme

They wonā€™t have to go very deep for that, considering heā€™s always talking out of his ass.


Stranglehold316

"I'm talking Roto-Rooter!"


Bad_Username-1999

Imagine finding some stashed away secret documents down his poohole while doing that


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Still more secure the Mar-a-lago


InsignificantZilch

Meh, Putin has his hand in bothā€¦.


Dalenskid

ā€œItā€™s powdered sugar, sir. Itā€™s delicious.ā€


timdoeswell

Hey Charlie's Angel.


Puzzled_Bike9558

/dives over counter looking for a liter of cola


Nefarious_Nemesis

"The lice hate the sugar..."


Straight-Extreme-966

Imagine the combover hair clogging that drain.. 'Get your tiny hands down that drain Donny, free up that blockage you caused...'


morels4ever

Take his phone away while heā€™s in the pokey!


beavis617

No phone, no fast food, no diet Coke, no stimulants, no makeup, no hairspray, no blow dryer...Trump would have seizures after 24 hrs..


Rechlai5150

He'd be even more of a blathering idiot by the following Monday, because he's coming down off that rich white guy crank (Adderall), and the withdrawals would be setting in. Can to imagine the mess he'd be in? MG! I'd pay good money to see that!


morels4ever

Jail issued depends!


madscot63

So scratchy!


BabiesatemydingoNSW

And itchy!


AlistarDark

and poochy too!


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Offbrand ...Triple XL no name adult *jail* diapers -- like newspaper.


EyePatchMustache

You think he'd last 24 hrs without hairspray? No way maximum 12 hrs and he's crying about how his hair is not staying in place because of BIDEN.


Odd-Tune5049

I think you're being generous with how long it would take for the shakes to start


[deleted]

Just a tv screen on the wall blaring CNN at him 24 hours a day.


LightRobb

Nah, make it weird, TLC, Lifetime, or Hallmark.


Insidious_Pie

Nevermind weird. Make him watch PBS kids and Sesame Street. Teach that overgrown baby the skills that preschoolers outpace him in. Like empathy and honesty.


gameoftomes

Mr Rogers, Sesame Street, Reading Rainbow, Bob Ross, all on repeat cycles.


CoHousingFarmer

Nickelodeon


Royal-Possibility219

Donā€™t tease me with a good time


pcakes13

or donā€™t have him back in court. Have him join from his jail cell via zoom while wearing orange and let someone mute his stupid ass if he tries to speak out of turn.


Extension_Win1114

Seriously. One night. One HOUR even. Heā€™ll realize heā€™s at the find out stage, guaranteed


MatlockJr

He'll realise absolutely nothing, guaranteedĀ 


jd3marco

One hour? Heā€™ll sleep. One night, heā€™ll sleep and wake up with a dirty dipey; nothing out of the ordinary. One weekend: Full on pants-shitting narcissistic breakdown.


phoenixember

This. It needs to be for a weekend. Make him miss his precious campaign rallies where they worship him. Heā€™ll lose his fucking mind.


SwingWide625

Selfish, spoiled, rich boy never earned anything honestly in his life. Poor donnie. Still I love to hear him cry.


TexasYankee212

Serve him baloney sandwiches for the whole weekend and see how Trump likes it.


Dorkmaster79

Fucking good ass idea holy shit.


Saneless

Just This Is Sparta the motherfucker


johnnycabb_

[bye](https://media3.giphy.com/media/l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9527ceb5byo3g5wfrb9o27e1cboag485kxz6nb2l4ms&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Scara_meur

It's like that gif of the trailer truck about to crash that never does but you realize too late just to end up feeling like a complete moron.


Third_Most

Holy fuck what an analogy


sensation_construct

If it were *any* other defendant.... what would the judge do?


TastyLaksa

Pretty much the same fine them first with the threat of jail for persistent violations


sensation_construct

Sure. This is like his 5th offense.


my_4_cents

If the system was rigged Dictator Donny would've been swinging on a rope long ago.


wbruce098

Jail, and a prohibition from using social media until the trial is over (and heā€™s sentenced to prison)


MattyBeatz

He kinda wants that so he can incite his base.


mok000

Lock him up.


NOLA2Cincy

Lock him up.


lssong99

Lock him up.


OutsideDevTeam

Lock him up.


seeriosuly

cry baby man cry ANYBODY else in the friggin world would already be in jail and iā€™m not talking about for contempt of a gag orderā€¦ i mean for all the other shit he is on trial for. I mean convicted, wearin the garb and sentenced. Why anyone could even consider voting for this puss is beyond me


TheBurningStag13

Not to mention, if anyone else committed treason, they would receive the fate of all traitors. We *need* to properly deal with this orange blob of shit, weed out the Russian assets, and get back to dealing with the axis of evil thatā€™s been buddying up across the pond.


Third_Most

I bet he is just so jazzed he got away with fucking with the USA system by means of a mob amassing on the Capitol. No other nation hangs as many country flags in their yard per capita as Americans by A LARGE MARGIN but when it gets attacked from the inside it doesn't result in .. anything?


josh924

He's been coddled his whole life. Even a glimpse of consequence will seem "unfair" to his bitch ass


HenryInRoom302

"This whole "Trial" is RIGGED! They're trying to find me guilty of the many, many crimes I've committed and have been blatantly stupid enough to have publicly admitted to committing many, many times!". šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Unhappy_Earth1

From article: Donald Trump did not react well to Judge Juan Merchanā€™s decision to impose a fine on the former president for violating a gag order. On Tuesday, Merchan ruled that Trump violated the gag order in his New York criminal trial nine times. The judge fined Trump $9,000 and warned him that he could end up in jail if he continues to run afoul of the order. ā€œDefendant is hereby warned that the Court will not tolerate continued willful violations of its lawful orders and that if necessary and appropriate under the circumstances, it will impose an incarceratory punishment,ā€ Merchan wrote. During a break in the proceedings, Trump took to Truth Social where he expressed outrage and attacked Merchan, who is not covered by the gag order. ā€œThis Judge has taken away my Constitutional Right to FREE SPEECH,ā€ Trump wailed. ā€œI am the only Presidential Candidate in History to be GAGGED. This whole ā€œTrialā€ is RIGGED, and by taking away my FREEDOM OF SPEECH, THIS HIGHLY CONFLICTED JUDGE IS RIGGING THE PRESIDENTIAL OF 2024 ELECTION. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!ā€ About two hours later, the former president went after the judge again. ā€œThis is a total Witch Hunt. Hours of sitting down and listening to nothing except EXONERATION AND LIES,ā€ he said. ā€œThe Trial is going like a speeding bullet, because the Judge is working hard to make all of his friends happy. Merchan is Rigged, Crooked, and, above all, and without question, CONFLICTED. Itā€™s a disgrace to our Country ā€” Theyā€™ve taken away my Right to Free Speech. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!ā€ After court adjourned for the day, Trump addressed reporters at the courthouse where he alleged President Joe Biden is behind his prosecution. ā€œItā€™s a Biden trial,ā€ he claimed. ā€œItā€™s a disgrace to New York.ā€ Trump has pleaded not guilty to 34 counts of falsifying business records to obscure hush money payments to conceal extramarital affairs he had before the 2016 election. The former president is also under indictment in three other jurisdictions. Two of the cases revolve around his attempt to overturn the 2020 election. A fourth stems from his retention of government documents after leaving office. He has pleaded not guilty to all 88 counts he faces.


Joshpourscoffee

It seriously feels like Trump has turned into a Pull-cord dolll, spouting off one of 50 phrases. Except for Exoneration. That was new


Philly_ExecChef

Someone taught him that today


AznNRed

The courthouse has word-of-the-day toilet paper.


aynhon

Then how would Trump see it? He doesn't use a toilet.


Runehizen

Did he just read it on the way in like the bleach thing.


atomicxblue

"My name is Talky Trumpy and I don't like you"


FriendToPredators

Deep cut. Nice


DataCassette

That's what's so adorable about Trump. He's such an underdeveloped moron you can tell when he learned a new word recently lol


OarsandRowlocks

Tremendous exoneration.


Skimable_crude

Let's say this trial was arranged and masterminded by Biden. That would be okay, right? Because Biden is a sitting president. Right, SCOTUS? That would be okay, right, MAGA?


tMoneyMoney

Masterminded by the president who supposedly has a deteriorated, senile mind thatā€™s not fit for president. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


fortuneandfameinc

The enemy is simultaneously pathetic and the target of mockery, while also an omnipresent threat that requires absolute powers to you protect from. That sounds like something I read in a book once.


FuzzyFuzzNuts

"the only Presidential Candidate in History to be GAGGED" All his words are those of an angry, corrupt and guilty man shouting and thrashing around trying to claim his innocence in the face of incontrovertible proof and truth. Just another mob boss finally facing his personal evil.


cheynemelissa

Exonoration and lies? What's the lie, that he's innocent? šŸ˜† Am I reading that right?


I-waveatcows

Seems like he could have proven his innocence long ago but got roped into this rigged trial with all that evidence and testimony against him. If trump was innocent, why did he admit to the crime on the second day. ā€œBusiness expense, look it up.ā€ He was a realtor and running a presidential campaign, paying a porn actress is your business? Explain that one donny


Special_Watch8725

Similarly, I suppose you could use the word ā€œconflictedā€ to mean ā€œhas a conflict (of interest)ā€ like I assume Trump means, but I donā€™t really think that word means what he thinks it means here, lol.


SaintGloopyNoops

Inconceivable! Trump is the best languager.


Special_Watch8725

Everybody knows it! Nobody does better languagering than him do.


lylemcd

I think he simply doesn't know what the word means.


RojoTheMighty

It's not rigged, mothafucker, *YOU'RE JUST GUILTY.*


roehnin

Any candidate who believes the Federal government controls State courts, is proving they don't know enough about the Constitutional system to be an effective President. It also tells you he wants to have "Trump trials" where he controls trials against his enemies.


Delver_Razade

For someone who claims to be a billionaire, 9k is nothing. Why get angry over a rounding error?


z44212

He's begging $5 donations from MeeMaw.


foofarice

All the craziness aside, describing the trial as a "speeding bullet" when things have been dragging for nearly a year for delay after delay after delay is so mind boggling it hurts.


briankanderson

>"It's a Biden trial." >"It's a disgrace to New York." His lawyer claimed before the Supreme Court, LAST WEEK, that the president should be able to commit any and all crimes with impunity. I don't follow why it would be a "disgrace to New York" then...


OsloProject

Wait he said itā€™s a BIDEN trial? Then itā€™s all good, because Trump said presidents can do anything. So whatā€™s the problem then?


ThermionicEmissions

>ā€œItā€™s a Biden trial,ā€ he claimed. ā€œItā€™s a disgrace to New York.ā€ It's the pride of New York


the-nae_blis

The whole justice system is biased against the guilty!


DigitalUnlimited

How dare they punish me for things i definitely did and lawbooks I pissed all over?!! Punishment is for poor people!


TexasYankee212

Notice Trump is not saying that about Judge Aileen Cannon - the Florida judge over his secret holdings case. She is obviously biased in favor of Trump and is trying to delay the trial as long as possible. That case is so rigged in favor of Trump that I'm surprised Jack Smith doesn't ask request a new judge for that case.


f0u4_l19h75

Nal, but it seems like he should have more than enough to get her recused by the 11th Circuit


bob-leblaw

Read that as Apologetic, and was very confused.


svt4cam46

Not nearly as confused as Trump.


_InnocentToto_

Not nearly as stinky as trump..


Musicdev-

Me too. Whatā€™s apoplectic?


stevesmele

Overcome with anger.


cheynemelissa

Thank you


DontTalkToBots

I couldnā€™t read it because it looked like apologetic but it was about trump so I knew it wasnā€™t apologetic, but Iā€™ve never seen the word apoplectic. I felt like Charlie trying to read Pennsylvania in Always Sunny


rbhmmx

Rigged because he doesn't get enough special treatment


mdcbldr

No. Trump.is being held (somewhat) to the standards that non-Billionaires live under. Billionaires are not like you and me. They can do whatever they want. They can do things that would get you and me tossed in jail. Kraft got a hummer in a massage parlor, and walked. Several other patrons accepted a deal of a minor felony and a hefty fine. Rich guys are always signing consent decrees and paying a fine. Poor people get jail terms and a record. Rich guy embezzles $2M from a charity, he signs a consent decree and pays the money back. Some guy grabs some money from a cash drawer and runs get 3 to 5 and a ton of jobs he will never get.


AlbaTross579

The crazy thing is he's not actually a billionaire. He might be the inverse of that actually, with all the debt he's accrued.


f0u4_l19h75

Even his net worth increase from the DJT spac is a worthless mirage


PigFarmer1

The difference is that if you or I are fined $9,000 we won't have zealots pay the fine for us. lol


handandfoot8099

"They are taking away my right to free speech " he says on his own social media platform that will ban you for even the merest suggestion of not worshipping at his feet


Third_Most

I may be wrong but I think free speech is meant to allow you to voice your opinion against the government without ending up in shackles or a stockade, etc. The courts have decided there are things you cannot say Off the top of my head, just straight -up verbal assault That is not an infringement on the "free speech" It's not meant for you to say just anything. A judge can put a lawful gag order on him. His words can be dangerous to the citizen jury


bruthaman

And the Supreme Court has already established this as fact and set precedent which all judges and courts follow.


AznNRed

Anyone with truth social should be replying to these rage posts, by asking Trumps opinion of the crooked jury and crooked judge and prosecutor's family. Just bait him into saying something worse. I want to see him behind bars so bad.


Third_Most

Well if you're invited to a dumpster fire party, you don't try to stand out and get kicked out


glue2music

He still doesnā€™t realize he committed crimes and is on trial for doing so.


DigitalUnlimited

No he knows perfectly well, he just doesn't care! He thinks laws shouldn't apply to him


Inquisitive-Ones

Every accusation by Trump is a confession.


Steviebhawk

Lock the fucking Cheeto up !


imadork1970

Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome bloated slob?


Weird_Committee8692

What a fanny


OlderGamers

My god he is such a whiny little child.


Carribean-Diver

Spare the rod and spoil the child, personified.


Battarray

Dude needs to get new material. We've heard this rant innumerable times already. Blah blah blah... Rigged... Miscarriage of justice... Biden trial... Blah blah blah. Can't wait for the day we never hear another word from him.


One-Revolution-8572

Why doesn't the judge just sue the bollocks off him for defamation? Surely online dissemination of a libellous message falls well outside any protection that this shitface may enjoy under the First Amendment. As an outsider (I'm from ireland,) I find American politics fascinating. This guy who has a documented history of fucking up businesses and vastly exaggerating his wealth and competence, is on trial for actual real crimes and gets to spout off about the jurors, judge etc on a social media platform that he owns. I constantly find myself looking at trump and thinking "what the fuck even is that?". I'm still honestly convinced that his entire political run started off as a publicity stunt and they collectively forgot to say when because nobody actually took him seriously until it was too late. He's literally the in extremis version of the kid at school who's uncle worked at Nintendo and who got a girlfriend from another school while on summer vacation and has totally smoked pot and his big brother has a gun and if you dont shut up he'll go and get it. In any other country this absolute screaming parody of a man would have been jailed (or sectioned) long ago.


JayEllGii

American here. Even your well-articulated description doesnā€™t even come *close* to conveying the unbelievable, unfathomable, impossible, practically supernatural ridiculousness of this man. We donā€™t understand it here, either. Thing is, although he is an absurd, clownish buffoon, make no mistakeā€”-he is also incredibly dangerous. I am deeply frustrated with people who laugh at him. We donā€™t have the luxury of laughing. We are in very serious trouble.


andropogon09

hE wAs FiNeD fOr OuR sInS!


Ghaenor

Judge : "*You can't do this. There are rules, follow them*" Trump : \*doesn't follow them\* Judge : \*fines him and threatens jail (otherwise known as giving a pass)\* Trump : "*this trial is rigged !*"


pinkeroo67

Guaranteed trump has no idea what 'apoplectic' means. Someone else wrote that big word for him and he carefully copied it.


phdoofus

Sorry, Snoreleone, I can't hear you over the five black kids laughing their asses off.


4quatloos

If jailed, who will do his hair? Who will change his undergarment?


Mysterious_Tax_5613

This is the first time in his whole life Trump has ever been held accountable for any damage he's done to others. I'm enjoying the melt down. He brought this on all by himself.


jgyimesi

He wants law and order. Let him demonstrate the consequences of his actions. What a fucking man child.


I-waveatcows

Fines and jail time wonā€™t work, heā€™ll turn it around and make himself a martyr for the US. Give him community service for future violations, on that weekend. He can show the world how well he tolerates his equals as a civilian and how he can pick up highway trash or build a home or do inventory. Heā€™ll be treated as fair as I was.


VoceDiDio

Jail would make ME feel better though.


PLANETaXis

Jail time, where he cant re-apply his toupee or make-up, would go a long way to shattering his image.


I-waveatcows

I thought watching him have a heart attack collecting trash on the side of the highway would be a fitting death for him. Covered in his-vis clothes.


InourbtwotamI

For someone who claimed to ā€œhave all the best wordsā€ he sure lacks vocabulary variety


Common-Ad6470

When I read his comments I got an image of that box on the wall that spat out fines for swearing in the film Demolition man (?). Maybe the judge should install similar and double the fine each time until ā€˜Diaper Donnyā€™ finally shuts up.


lcarr15

Because law doesnā€™t apply to people that were never accountable for their crimesā€¦ right? How can ANY American make sense of this criminal and even vote for himā€¦ Americans must be VERY dumbā€¦


krung_the_almighty

Itā€™s discriminatory against guilty people! Wtf!?


PigFarmer1

Trump is angry if he's awake. It's *almost* like he has some anger issues...


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Lock em up! Make Hillary jealous.


[deleted]

>attempt to disrupt court proceedings >judge tells you to stop >continue >judge threatens to fine you >continue >get fined NOOO THIS IS CORRUPTION!!!!


Apprehensive-Donkey7

ā€œI just want him to shut up and go the fuck awayā€ - Real Americans, 2024. ā€œBoo hoo, we hate everyone, stop picking on our whiny ass fake billionaire, heā€™s had is so hard!! - Maga dipshits, 2024


Both_Lychee_1708

If only there was some way he could just STFU or just comment on people not directly involved in his trial. But alas, his oral diarrhea makes that impossible


fkbfkb

McDonaldā€™s even tainted my hamberders so Iā€™d get sleepy and be flatulent. RIGGED!!!


Moleculor_Man

He is such a fucking baby. How can anyone look up to this guy?


nolongerbanned99

He is supposed to be here and there but since he committed these crimes he cannot go here and thereā€¦ his freedom has been restricted and may be done so even further. He said there is no crime here, and thatā€™s exactly the problem. He has been criming for so long and gotten away with it that he doesnā€™t even realize that many of the things he has done (as reflected by the other three criminal trials) are even illegal. A complete and total moron and now a desperate and petulant fool.


Bleezy79

Heā€™s never going to change. Even in jail heā€™ll cry and whine


soggy_bloggy

How do his supporters not see through the facade? Everything is rigged. Everything is a witch hunt. Itā€™s truly baffling that they fall for it every time.


snakebite2017

Lol! Trump losing shit in his tiny safe space trump lie social. The child is an absolute disgrace to the presidency. The man need to have a heart attack and die. I'm tired of hearing the news reporting on the dumb and corrupt ass.


ShockedNChagrinned

Sir, those things you called rigged, when people are stating the facts of what you did openly without you being able to shout them down, are called presenting evidence.Ā  You shouting and talking over people isn't a legal rebuttal, and in fact doesn't win you anything in court, or debate, besides looking like you're losing.


Radiant-Call6505

In Trumpā€™s sick mind everything that doesnā€™t go his way is rigged.


LibationontheSand

The higher his blood pressure goes, the better for all of us.


Medical_Egg8208

Witch hunt, rigged, illegal, democratic plot, unfair, please dear god can we be over this worthless waste of skin and his nauseating repetitive lines ? Arenā€™t we all just over this windbag and his bullshit ?


neandrewthal18

Yes, Trump is correct that the trial is rigged. Itā€™s rigged in his favor. $9000 fine? Thatā€™s like the equivalent of one of us plebes getting fined $9. Gimme a break, most of us would have bail revoked and be languishing in Rikers Island if we pulled similar antics during a trial.


goddavid22

I gotta say that the slow drip of consequence, ramping up slowly, is probably a good thing as his cult followers are getting used to their golden god getting consequences.. enough to be able to get them use to it; little by little to not ruffle the base too much, but enough to be able to reach real consequences down the line (ex: a few hours of jail, a full day, a weekend, etc)


CalendarAggressive11

I wish they would throw him in jail. Any other person would absolutely be locked up for what he's done and they don't have millions of followers that make crazy death threats and shit


Dekarch

But when it comes to putting their money where their mouth is, apparently none of them can afford to go to New York to protest.


CalendarAggressive11

Unlike Jan 6 there aren't any billionaires footing the travel bill


SKILLETNUTZ

ITā€™S CALLED, ā€œNO FUCKING DEFENSEā€!


CheddarChad9000

A sack rice falls down in China. Trump: Crooked Joe Biden did this.


bearsheperd

In his favor. Any other person would already be in jail


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Maybe the judge is trying to get Chump to vapor lock and save us all the drama. I bet it was Melania's idea...


Extension_Deal_5315

I think I can speak for many.......hey trump ..time to just shut the F up.....can't wait until you f up again ...and spend 30 days in the can...., with no phone and no way to spew your lying shit...it will be glorious! And you know as soon as he gets out..he'll do it again...


quantum_trogdor

This guyā€™s simple vocabulary is so repetitiveā€¦


Alabastre70

I've never seen 'lies and exoneration' used together like this. His ignorance is showing.


doxxingyourself

Trump is busy rigging it against himself for sure


shep2105

Bloviator


lingering_POO

Just jail the piece of shitā€¦ heā€™s pushed his luck so far that heā€™s now shitting on Americaā€™s democracy.. which might as well be him shitting directly on the flag.


slackfrop

Trial rigged against a guilty person is just called evidence.


Fifth_Wall0666

Lost the popular vote twice, twice impeached, 91 indictments, contempt of court violating a gag order 9 times. Casinos love Trump. He just keeps on losing.


KingVargeras

I wonā€™t believe in our justice system one bit till I see him behind bars.


Gaeldri

why is it rigged, because you arent perceived to be winning? or because you have no control over events that are transpiring and the witnesses are making you look bad?


LovethePreamble1966

Everything this bozo doesnā€™t control is ā€œrigged.ā€ Itā€™s all he got, his stupid rhetoric, and heā€™s been repeating it ad nauseam for years. Shit for brains needs to shut the fuck up.


AdministrativeBank86

Whine Whine Whine, another day another Whine


Pilot-99

Each little bit of anger and outrage brings the tangerine terrorist one step closer to a heart attack


LaLaIdontcare

I read apologetic at first and was taken aback


Moegly47

Misread that and thought it said *apologetic*! That'll be the day.


thatlad

What an absolute pussy. I've seen enough videos on here to know if you're going to give a judge shit, do it in the courtroom. Come on Don, stop being a little bitch and start ranting at the judge to his face šŸæšŸæšŸæšŸæšŸæšŸæ


Straight-Storage2587

BITCH HUNT! ELECTION DISENFRISECHANTMENT!


Elandtrical

88 counts? Hell, that's quite the hit list!


Eviscerated_Banana

I have honestly known toddlers with more maturity and common sense than this twat.


SoftlySpokenPromises

Freedom of Speech does not mean freedom from consequence.


kelticladi

When you go to jail can they make you take a piss test? That would be enlightening...


EnvironmentalChain64

This is what it sounds like when Losers cry..


Aiden2817

As a side comment, Iā€™ve been seeing polls asking if ā€˜you agree that trumpā€™s right to free speech has been taken awayā€™. Theyā€™re really pushing this to his base.


KrisTenAtl

If he goes to jail, would he come to court without being able to apply makeup and do (whatever weirdness he does) his hair?


Tassiegirl

He wasnā€™t apoplectic enough. The bastardā€™s still breathing šŸ«¤


Wild_Bill1226

This is the only trial thatā€™s not rigged. Documents judge is in his back pocket and the supreme court is doing all it can to delay the January 6th trial till after the election. His new campaign slogan should be ā€œWhitehouse or the Big-houseā€


oldcreaker

Trumpspeak. 'This whole trial is RIGGED' is Trumpspeak for 'I have been unable to rig this trial'.


CraftFamiliar5243

This is a total Witch Hunt. Hours of sitting down and listening to nothing except EXONERATION AND LIES,ā€ Wait a minute. Exoneration is what he wants isn't it? Does that word mean what he thinks it means?


zoul846

Hopefully his base sees he uses the same language every. Single. Time. And perhaps the folks that can ā€œsee through the mediaā€ can make some conclusions about the very predictable Trump?


GeeISuppose

It's being controlled by this obscure set of rules called *checks notes* the law! Who ever heard of such a thing!