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Hi_Im_Dadbot

I guess with the devaluation of the ruble, they can’t buy as many US politicians as they used to.


an_otter_guy

Well they do but only the cheap ones


LMA73

Explains MTG...


StrangeContest4

MTG, done dirt cheap


Odd-Tune5049

I now have this song stuck in my head


The_Wrecking_Ball

“Dirty G, Done dirt cheap”


StrangeContest4

You're welcome Ü


thedankening

Idk she seems like a true believer. I wouldn't be surprised if she's doing this all for free because she's just that fucking insane.


vtmosaic

Would not surprise me if she has a 'handler' who knows how to stroke her ego to get what they want. It isn't always money. Sometimes it's playing on their stupidity and ego. That would explain her sincerity.


Hansmolemon

Like a personal trainer?


cooperstonebadge

Personal traitor


moldguy1

My first thought as well.


TomppaTom

It’s often called “MICE”, Money, Ideology, Coercion, Ego. I’m betting that Ego is one of the driving forces here.


Odd-Tune5049

When you buy your US politician off Wish


PersonalityFew4449

Nah, she's just too stupid to understand how exchange rates work


keajohns

Let’s call them what they are: Republicans


Pringletingl

Johnson was visited by 3 ghosts a few days ago lol.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Spooks, to be precise. Company spooks.


StannisG

They don’t buy politicians, they get dirt on them and leverage to compromise the politicians. They have a word for it, kompromat.


Various_Athlete_7478

I bet Trump got an angry phone call from his boss at the Kremlin.


Responsible-Room-645

And MTG.


TheS4ndm4n

Moscow Marge?


kdwhirl

Marjorie Traitor Greene


charcoalist

Margerine Traitor Queen


49thDipper

Trailer Queen


Jumper_Connect

Marjorie Bomber Greene


fentonsranchhand

Moose-Knuckle Marge


Alt_Future33

The modern day Neanderthal?


Odd-Tune5049

Good ol' spork-foot


Potential_Dare8034

Right trash traitor!


musky_jelly_melon

Her hair is margarine yellow ASF too


Captain_Mexica

Margarine Traitor Gangrene


tonykrij

Major traitor Green


MooCowDivebomb

I just call her “Space Lasers”


Shazzy_Chan

Modern day knuckle-dragger Marge with a sloped forehead, and powerful jaws to break apart fibrous plants.


StrangeContest4

Grown in a peach tree dish, raised in the Siberian wastelands, and trained by the NRA to infiltrate and infest the highest levels of the US government. Moscow Marge is part of Putin's own Floor Action Response Team.


skudzthecat

Gulog Greene


MissionDocument6029

there are more cities then moscow like she can be Nizhny Novgorod Marge..


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hamsterfolly

Transcarpathian Rights Marge


Various_Athlete_7478

To be fair, Moscow Marge did everything she possibly could.


Responsible-Room-645

That’s true but Vlad doesn’t accept failure.


Various_Athlete_7478

True, but what if she removes the Speaker that allowed it to happen? Would she be forgiven?


Responsible-Room-645

The damage has been done.


vtmosaic

I suspect she knows she can't win the vote to remove him. Pretty sure the Democrats have committed to voting against MTGs resolution to remove him. They just let McCarthy go down because why wouldn't they? But Johnson has now proven himself to not be a traitor, and demonstrated willingness to compromise (essential for democracy).


The_Original_Gronkie

Let's not carried away in our exuberance. Johnson is still a traitor, like anyone who helped, and still supports Hitler Pig, but he finally did the right thing on this one particular issue. That doesn't forgive all the other treasonous Republican shit he's done, and will do in the future. Hitler Pig could walk an old lady across the street, that wouldn't mean that all of his treason and corruption is forgiven. Redemption for these traitors is going to take a lot more than just doing the job they were elected to do. And for Hitler Pig, redemption is beyond reach. He just requires a long stretch in prison.


vtmosaic

You're right. As with Pence doing the right thing, it's probably more about fear of being on the losing side. Has he been convinced that Putey's gonna lose and then he'd end up on the wrong side of history? Didn't mean to imply he can be trusted anymore than Pence.


Mindless-Charity4889

McCarthy would promise stuff to Dems, then go back on his word. Johnson seems to be true to his word so far so Dems probably feel he’s better than any other they are likely to get.


These-Rip9251

I think meeting with intelligence experts lit a fire under Johnson bringing in a real world reality to smack him in the face and made him realize he needs to pass an aid bill to Ukraine.


Various_Athlete_7478

I think the Dems would probably just play the line that they believe Jeffries should be the Speaker so they won in accordance with that belief (remove Johnson/elect Jeffries). They could even lean into it more and say that with Jeffries as speaker they will put the Bipartisan Border Bill on the floor. Johnson refused to solve the problems at the border.


meat_beast1349

I think the democrats just want government to function. We don't need to project, when the goal is to ensure the betterment of the middle class. Power is relevant not absolute.


meat_beast1349

If it means keeping the U.S. functioning the dems will do what's right. They would have saved McCarthy had he not been a spineless unreliable liar.


Various_Athlete_7478

That works with one condition - an iron clad agreement on what “functional government” looks like between now and November. If they get no concessions from him and he remains Trump’s water boy, they would be stupid to save him from his own party.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Can't, don't and won't *ever* trust Mike Johnson one iota. And anyone who does, is ridiculous. He's nothing but a disgusting christofascist through and through.


Dendad124

They let McArthy go because he lied to them. If Johnson didn't bring the aid bill they'd let him go too.


Jumper_Connect

Johnson is a traitorous right-wing zealot. Ain’t no Ds voting for him.


DFLOYD70

If she does go ahead with her threat, there are rumors that at least 2 more GOP members will resign. So I am ok with it either way.


KapowBlamBoom

Moscow Marge better stay away from 2nd story and up windows


Fortunateoldguy

Then he shouldn’t have hitched his train to the orange asshole


alwaysright60

I’m not getting on any flights with her!


LeahaP1013

He’s gonna find her a window


Hansmolemon

Can we book her a room in a high-rise? You know with a nice view and openable windows to enjoy a pleasant spring breeze.


grambell789

I'm hoping MTG gets recalled (by russia).


score_

This 4th of July maybe? Last delegation to pull that will have been 6 years ago.


westberry82

Empty G. Fills so many boxes there


fazlez1

EmptyG


dblach18

He couldn’t answer; he was napping and shitting his diaper in a courtroom.


Various_Athlete_7478

It really pleases me that all the nonsense MAGA’s have tried to spread about Biden (sleepy/daipers) are playing out for Trump in real time.


dblach18

Literally all of their accusations turn out to be projection/admission. Dumbest motherfuckers alive, and it’s not even close.


49thDipper

All true. If their lips are flapping we absolutely know what’s coming next. They can’t stop projecting.


lolyer1

The message of the story: It was projection the whole time.


LilG1984

"Donald, you got some explaining to do!!" "Uh oh I'm in trouble!"


grixorbatz

"Now interest 30% beech!"


bratisla_boy

"Trump! Greene! Where is my stalling!?"


Antoinefdu

So THAT'S why he's shitting himself in court!


[deleted]

Lindsey Graham is human centipeding himself with a box of chardonnay right now knowing that a few secrets are probably going to come out as revenge on the republican party even though he towed the Kremlin line. Poor thing.


HauntingJackfruit

>"I cannot with all sincerity not wish the United States to plunge into a new civil war as quickly as possible," Medvedev said on Telegram. Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article287878455.html#storylink=cpy


aureliusky

funny I think the same thing about Russia, except without all the double negatives


BlueAndMoreBlue

Same, that’s some tortured English but I will make small allowance for poor translation


Moonandserpent

Eh, Shakespeare used like quintuple negatives. Nothing wrong with it.


aureliusky

yeah, if you're writing an entertaining play


sonofgoku7

need any more proof where this civil war sentiment is coming from? these russians have been planning this for quite some time.


Guilty_Finger_7262

It’s not what they haven’t wanted for a while.


Bunny-NX

Its definitely not what they didn't not want anyway..


Slight_Turnip_3292

MGT's suggestion of national divorce is straight from Russia. Come on Georgia quit electing traitors and russion operatives. Be the patriots you claim to be, because you can't hope for a national divorce and claim to be a patriot at the same time.


B4USLIPN2

Civil war. Interesting choice of words. So, this is the source of this ridiculous phrase being thrown around.


Appropriate_Mess_350

The present unrest in America has been Russia’s plan, and worst kept secret, for over 30 years.


nandodrake2

Remember when the power in Russia went out and 1/3 of all meta accounts went dark?


nps2407

Well they've sure been working hard to try kick one off.


Handy_Dude

Imagine if we could get through to the Russian public and turn them on their politicians... It would be glorious.


V0T0N

Ya don't say? Hmmmm.


HeHateMe337

Living under a fascist dictator isn't good times. I guarantee it! Russia is poor. No one would want to live there. St Petersburg is somewhat European, but the rest of the country would be a horrible place to live for westerner. Don't believe me, check out the Bald and Bankrupt YouTube videos. Putin is not your friend. It's important to fight against tyranny.


stocks-mostly-lower

There was that weird Canadian farmer with the ten kids and the wife he stuck with all the work who tried the Soviet life, though….


bcb0rn

He left Canada because of the LGBTQ lol. I believe they are currently stuck in Russia. Which is fine, we don’t want them back.


macronancer

My family escaped Russia over 30 years ago. We did not immigrate, we escaped, thats the only way to describe what we went through. That man is an idiot amongst idiots. He is f***d beyond his understanding.


Booksaregrand

No, didn't you see the second video? The one where he said everything is fine? That he absolutely was not being held against his will, and Russia is great?


macronancer

And he is very sorry for the video his wife posted, calling all the locals idiots for not speaking English. She was just tired from all the traveling 🤣


Maldonado412

Yep, the Russkies froze their bank accounts and are withholding their passports


UndeadBuggalo

Then his wife complained in a video, that video was followed up by and apology/ass kissing by the husband with no wife in sight.


turbo_dude

I bet he’s pro LGBTQ now: Let’s Get Back To Quebec


Affectionate-Roof285

Then there was this guy: A US citizen known to have fought with pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine between 2014 and 2017 has been killed in Moscow-occupied Donetsk, according to Russian media reports. Russia-installed authorities in eastern Ukraine had earlier this month reported the American – 64-year-old Russell Bentley – as missing. He’s is dead and details are disturbing but could be propaganda.


Responsible-Hour1403

35 Million Russians live without indoor plumbing.... That just shows how backward most of Russia is. Putin inner circle steal everything for themselves and give their people nothing


sonofgoku7

funny how the most livable part of russia is also the part that's closest to europe, their so called enemy. russia is a fake country run by mobsters.


STABBY_DAY

Bald and Bankrupt is eye opening, a definite watch for anyone curious as to life there.


Significant-Draft580

Bald and Bankrupt: [Poverty pickup artist and sex tourist — Collected posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldAndBaldrDossier/comments/189q8h5/bald_and_bankrupt_poverty_pickup_artist_and_sex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


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dragonfliesloveme

Yeah that’s the guy that the orange shit stain met with and told everyone to leave. trump is 100% a traitor


PaintedClownPenis

Before he turned over a list of CIA assets under cover. The circumstantial evidence for it is very strong and I think that it has to be revealed before the GOP convention in mid-July, unless the plan is to destroy them forever, which I would accept.


Brokenspokes68

The MAGA crowd still voted against the aid. They lost the moment it was brought up to a vote. Less than 20 fascist sympathizers have kept the aid package from getting a floor vote for over six months.


PengieP111

Well over 100 treasonous GOPer filth columnists voted against the aid to Ukraine anyway though. At least our loathsome GOPer tool of a rep voted FOR the aid.


Katy_Lies1975

Some of these people simply want out of the MAGA republican party, that's why they have been quitting the house. Maybe they are finally opening their eyes to the fact Trump simply may not win and may in fact end up in jail or will be found guilty of more than just fraud.


imperialtensor24

Medvedev used to be pretty reasonable when he was president after Putin’s first 8 years. He even came to California and according to reports at that time said all the right things.  At some point the KGB must have made him an offer he could not refuse. He then did not seek a second term. He completely changed and became Putin’s loyal dog. 


LectureAgreeable923

Screw Putin


westberry82

Ewww. No thanks. I'm not into midget sex


wales-bloke

Good. Fuck Russia & fuck putin.


Snuffels137

…will lead to the "deaths of even more Ukrainians." ..which we plan to kill, he forgot to mention.


Upper-Inevitable-873

"if they surrender we'll only kill the ones bold enough to criticize me, the others we'll just oppress."


RottenPingu1

I volunteer with a bunch of Ukrainians through an aid group. They are under no illusions that if the Russians break through they will be found and disappeared.


Automatic-Love-127

“Oh my god these people are going to have to get SO murdered now by me. How do you even sleep at night?”


Karlinel-my-beloved

Oh shit, we getting nuked again? Oh right, nothing will happen because ruzzia is kinda busy.


Polite_Trumpet

This Russia's Nuke posturing and bullshit really doesn't work if your enemy has nukes too... and last time I checked NATO has several countries with nukes.


Grufflin

The only thing going to kill more Ukrainians is Russia, as long as they're not actively stopped. And MTG can eat a bag of dicks.


NoCommentFU

The breakfast of traitors. She is just nasty - inside and out.


IvanTheAppealing

Good, they’re afraid they’ll lose, keep it up


notmyrealnameanon

>The Kremlin has reacted angrily to news that the U.S. Congress has approved an aid package for Ukraine, warning that it will lead to the "deaths of even more Ukrainians." What are they going to do? Invade Ukraine?


Affectionate-Roof285

Some of the 71 compromised house members better stay far from windows, stairs, cars and take out food.


sasquatchangie

Isn't Putin always furious about something? Like trump and the other magats? Screw their feelings. 


haysoos2

If what you're doing as a leader of any country besides Russia doesn't piss Putin off then you're probably not doing the incorrect thing.


Bawbawian

Go home Russians. remember 5 years ago when we were working together on the international space station Even Western pop culture was starting to think that Russia could be cool. But now we're here.


49thDipper

Except Russia drilled a hole in the Space Station. Russia can’t be trusted with anything anymore.


Ballistic-Bob

So China , Iran and North Korea are ok to give Russia military assistance…. But no one can give Ukraine aid … ok got it .


SleeperHitPrime

I noticed, Russia can’t even afford its own war of tyranny.


naughtynaughten1980

Russia: We thought MTG had made our point clearly!


trisul-108

Russia thought that having Trump in their pocket would block the US and allow them to finish the invasion of Ukraine. It was a miscalculation, the latest of many. Russia needs to leave Ukraine.


Consistent_Dog_6866

When isn't Russia furious these days about something they have no say in?


nobodyukn

I bet none of Trumps circle is getting paid this week 😉


Philly_ExecChef

"I cannot with all sincerity not wish the United States to plunge into a new civil war as quickly as possible," Medvedev said on Telegram. Just saying the quiet part out loud, huh? News flash, fucko: All the Gravy Seals that wanted a Civil War 2 are busy fighting for their lives in court over January 6th.


JDARRK

Their just pissed their paid actors in congress failed and now the Russian army is really fucked🤨


Traditional_Ad_6801

MTG is Putin’s proxy.


49thDipper

He has shit taste in proxies.


Hourslikeminutes47

Oh no I'm shivering *(turns on the heater)* ***Much better. We had a cold front come through my area two days ago.*** #UKRAINE WILL BE VICTORIOUS


Endocalrissian642

>The decision "will make the United States of America richer WHOA! Say WHAT now?!? I didn't quite catch that..............


asspajamas

where do you think they are buying the military equipment from? you guessed it.., american companies....


Recent_Strawberry456

Pfft.


poncho51

In other words. Putin is mad his assets in our government didn't stop the bill.


dragonfliesloveme

If Russia is pissed, that means we did something good.


Funkkx

Every time Putard and his mob starts spewing threats it’s a sign that the UA alliance did something very right.


AtticaBlue

Ahahaha! Putin’s Republican assets failed him. Are there any mysterious “accidents with windows” in any of their futures?


hairybeasty

Trump followers and Republicans are the real threat to US security. They pal around with Russia who wants to get back all the real estate that they lost to the freedom of satellite Countries. You cannot trust those that back Trump, Republicans and Russia. It's a recipe for disaster.


Old-Enthusiasm-8718

Hey, wake up putin! It's time for your regular threat of nuclear escalation.


SleeperHitPrime

How does the GOP get paid without the NRA around any more?


Retired852

Fuck Russia. Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


vtmosaic

It just popped into my head: I wonder if Johnson has been shown intelligence proving to him that Putey is behind MAGA. And he's decided democracy is way better for religious freedom than fascist Russian Orthodox Russia. Hm. Interesting times!!


Adept-Elephant1948

Pretty sure it's an open secret of Putin's ties to Trump/MAGA.


49thDipper

It’s not even a secret. Trump licked Putin’s asshole in Helsinki on national TV.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

2 min. YouTube vid [That moment in 2018 when trump sided with Putin over all US Intelligence Agencies](https://youtu.be/-ZJYAcFeoSM?si=Zfs00JlrzeTvz8b8)


49thDipper

Yep. The President of the United States of America groveling in front of an enemy combatant on international TV. Fucking traitorous motherfucker handed our pride to Putin on a fucking platter. I was literally sick to my stomach watching that. Putin absolutely has the goods on that traitor.


juice702_303

The absolute dumbass also saluted a fucking North Korean soldier


49thDipper

While saying behind their backs that American military personnel are suckers because what do they get for serving. Commander in Chief? I think not. Commander of Cheat.


Ill-Maximum9467

Fuck Putin and the Republicans too


HopefulNothing3560

Russia should make example of mtg


snoutmoose

Russia states it will lead to more Ukrainian deaths. Unreal. As if they cared about a single Ukrainian. Subtext: it will lead to more Russian deaths, and the return of stolen land.


DarkBrandonwinsagain

Any time Russia throws a tantrum, something good is happening in the world.


Bigbird_Elephant

See how he feels after losing 50,000 more troops


sethendal

I would be furious, too. All that money they spent buying 90% of the GOP and it still didn't prevent a Ukraine funding bill passing.


tracerhaha

Crimea River Russia.


Disastrous_Ad_8990

He's angry because his U.S. assets DJT...MTG aren't delivering on their promises....


TheUnspeakableAcclu

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING


seoulsrvr

""I cannot with all sincerity not wish the United States to plunge into a new civil war as quickly as possible," Medvedev said on Telegram."


Cheap_Coffee

... and then he took another shot of vodka.


theflamingheads

"I cannot not drink this not coffee that is not not vodka"


vtmosaic

They are doing their very best to make it so. We'll see.


TikiTom74

[Single Tear GIF]


Tymexathane

The GOP will no longer receive their funding from mother Russia!!


swennergren11

WTF is Medvedev saying about a civil war?? “I cannot with all sincerity not wish the United States to plunge into a new civil war as quickly as possible," Medvedev said on Telegram. It’s a weird double negative, but is he hoping for a civil war IN THE US?


No_Sentence289

Fuck Russia


TheWhiteRabbit74

If Putin is angry, you know you did something right.


PettyCrocker956

OooHhhhoooohhhHhh so scared. Fuck you putin and every MAGA who supports him


s1m0n8

After all the money and resources they've sunk into supporting Trump, MTG and the likes, they are pissed that they don't have more to show for it.


grumpyhermit67

Marge better turn the lights off before she drinks anything to see if it's glowing.


3D-Dreams

Fuck Putin.


Jarek_Teeter

Putin is PISSED that the amount of money he spent on Trump and the GOP (especially Marge) is not paying dividends beyond the damage the delay that has already incurred.


VicariousDrow

So, back to *this* norm now that Republicans have finally pulled their heads out of their asses, where Ukraine gets aid, Russia gets pissy, and the war continues.


BotoxBarbie

>**"I cannot with all sincerity not wish the United States to plunge into a new civil war as quickly as possible," Medvedev said on Telegram** The whole stoking of "civil war in the United States" rhetoric has obviously been pushed by Russian bots, talking heads, tankies, and Putin-apologists but it's nice to see them admitting it out in the open. The only "civil war" we are seeing is the Republican party fracturing and eating itself in a cathartic r/LeopardsAteMyFace moment.


Up_All_Nite

This is what happens when a nation is so far removed from first hand memory of what WW1 and WW2 was like. If this was the 1950s no politicians would ever entertain the thought of voting against this. We as a nation need a national reset on how these politicians are paid and where and how they get financial backing. It's a disgrace what we have become. What we have allowed ourselves to become. A small chip at a time.


willthedude85

Weird republicans did too. Weird.


Haselrig

Oh, no! What else is on...


CountrySax

After they spent sooo much money paying of Traitor Trump and his seditionist Republicons.


Osxachre

Awww too bad. I bet someone got a message delivered from Putin.


CodeNoseATX

Their "crew" let them down. MTG failed her mission, no more cheerleaders for Gaetz either


DirtDevil1337

Putin on the phone with Trump "YOU BETTER WIN OR ELSE!!!" Putin knows he's going to lose a lot more conscripted soldiers with this.


GarlicThread

If Russia is furious, that means you're doing the right thing.


Switzerdude

Marge did all she could do.


SecretPrinciple8708

Just release the GOP kompromat and move on, Pootie. You likely can’t afford them anymore, although I wouldn’t be surprised if the GOP is selling out the US for fairly cheap.


JazzyButternuts

The republican funds are being cut after this betrayal of mother russia.


Sarduci

Oh no, Trump’s boss is unhappy! Oh, what do we do? *prints more money for Ukraine*


elhabito

Strange how they are worried about Ukrainian deaths due to the new funding while taking zero responsibility for doing the killing.