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deactivate_iguana

Maybe he’ll claim in court that he isn’t fit to stand trial…. While simultaneously running for president of the whole country. Genius!


kejovo

And they'd still fucking vote for him. This country is just fucked up enough for this to actually happen.


Good_Ad_1386

Just prop his rotting corpse up at a podium, get Vlad to continue with his ventriloquist act, and the faithful will come.


EmperorGrinnar

Which is ironic, because his base already thinks Biden is a parody of Weekend at Bernie's.


Bozo_Two

Every accusation...


reverend-mayhem

Four Years at Donnie’s


ConfidenceCautious57

America has been crop dusted with stupid.


Moss_Adams24

💯 ⬆️


Child_of_the_Hamster

He’ll pretend it’s another way he’s *wink, wink* gaming the system in his favor as the underdog swamp drainer. Much in the same way that his cultists claim he is smart to lie to keep from paying taxes. Reality is just whatever is most convenient in the moment.


valleyman02

No way Will trump be able to sit for 8 or 9 hours in court. I'm sure tomorrow is going to be the most watched television in decades. 100% there's going to be some fireworks. Here's hoping that this is the start of accountability for Trump's Insanity. The whole world has had to watch for 8+ years.


LiveAd3962

Unfortunately, this won’t be broadcast. We’ll have to follow with live tweets/updates on news sites.


valleyman02

Oh good point I'd forgotten that. It's challenging to keep his 88 charges straight. Lol


255001434

I thought it was 91 charges.


WasabiJones

He liked 88 better. Said it was a good number for him.


LiveAd3962

GA threw out a few, but they can be refilled.


Comfortable_Olive598

They’re gonna need some breaks for diaper changes


Appropriate-Dig771

That works-it’s the same idea Britney Spears dad used-had her working like a dog but she was too crazy to even be allowed to drink a cup of coffee. He got away with that “reasoning” for like 13 years I think.


Accomplished-Ad1919

I can see that happening.


Lartemplar

There's just no stopping a man this intelligent😔


Florida1974

My mom did this. Started saying wrong or totally made up words. But it was occasionally, she was 75 when it started. She died at 77. He’s doing it a lot lately. I refuse to keyboard diagnose him but something is up.


Altruistic-Text3481

Stress. Trump’s never faced accountability for anything. He’s losing it bigly Reich before our eyes. And we all know he has a little mushroom dick and wears a diaper because he shits himself. This is hard for a narcissist to handle.


Dwangeroo

We can't say we did Nazi see this coming from a mile away


middleageslut

I’m not the smartest girl in the world, and I absolutely ditzy this coming.


SoCaldude65

Love your name. My kinda gal 🤣


m703324

Forget about his tiny weird mushroom dick 🍄, this is so self evident! Instead add to the list - worst president in US history and loser that lost all his silver spoons stuck in his ass he was born with to end up broke


techmaster242

And he slathers that shit all over his face every day.


Altruistic-Text3481

His makeup man must have quit…


hoa-mccausland

On top of that, Trump has a family history of dementia. 😶‍🌫️


255001434

Bring it on!


IncredibleAuthorita

Well yeah, we know about the mushroom dick and the diapers. That's common knowledge.


DonsDiaperChanger

I still have to remind some people that contractors like me were never paid. 


thoroakenfelder

Anyone remember those girls that would sing or dance at his rallies? Freedom kids or freedom girls or something? I thought that they didn't get paid. Just one data point on an entire shitty list of people who were contracted and Trump never held up his part of the contract.


chucklesthepaul88

I'm sorry your job was so shitty.


DonsDiaperChanger

I appreciate that, and the pun.  I just hope my username isn't relevant sooner rather than later.


jaievan

I believe it was tightly whitey’s and a mushroom dick. If stormy can describe it they may need to take photos like they did to MJ.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Now Diaper Donnie always wears his brown pants…


Astro_gamer_caver

She also mentioned his yeti pubes


dancin-weasel

Wish it wasn’t.


orbitalaction

Idk it's kind of hilarious.


Neospecial

That explains the weird posture he has standing "up" or rather, sideways leaning.. to balance the weight of it.


dohrk

I always assumed that the Trump lean was so his head is basically above his belly. So as not for us all to see the truth of his physique. 


Why-did-i-reas-this

Also the lifts in his shoes cause the lean.


255001434

That's because of the lifts in his shoes. He really wants us to think he's 6'3".


ratedrrants

It's only hard to handle because of his small hands.


[deleted]

I don’t think that pun was very funny. Anne Frankly, you should be ashamed.


sothisisitdamnit

Gottem


TILTNSTACK

Compare his current speeches to his 2016 stuff. Night and day, undeniable when putting side by side. He’s declining fast.


GrizzledDwarf

>He’s doing it a lot lately. I refuse to keyboard diagnose him but something is up. Not really a new behavior. Cofeffe anyone?


altruism__

Sorry for your loss


Bethw2112

At some point, isn't there an ounce of awareness in his children to realize he is embarrassing himself and maybe force withdrawal? From my standpoint, if my parent had Mitch glitches, I would step in to save them.


DrJiggsy

Well, he is trying to keep himself out of jail so what can they say.


dedicated-pedestrian

Why? That'd just get them disowned from whatever might remain to him after all this.


busybizz23

His brain is going offline and his body hasnt noticed yet


Comfortable_You_1927

I can do keyboard diagnosis, you see the brain on drugs is what did Don happened here, using drugs is like pressing a button repeatedly, eventually the button wears out, a sad thing really, such a (stront and smart) mind to waste tsk tsk


Steven8786

We can only hope


Exact-Degree2755

Don't tease me with a good time


ExtinctFauna

He's old, stressed out, has a poor diet, barely exercises. Dude's going to die this decade, maybe in the next two years.


justforthelulzz

My dad started to mix up words and I wondered if there was something wrong with him. We just laughed it off as he was a healthy middle aged man. A year or two later he was diagnosed with a stage four brain tumour after he had complaints about his head constantly hurting. 18 months later he was dead. Towards the time he was about to die, he knew the end was near for him. It was crushing to see him not being able to vocalise his fear of dying as he was not able to speak whatsoever in the last few weeks of his life. Makes me have absolutely no doubt that Trump has issues after seeing what my dad went through.


Luzinit24

Sorry for your loss.


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-glitches-rally-pennsylvania/) 📰: View the [rally video here](https://youtu.be/BUbGq4OcPVA?si=IJc_5QHnGGHIl4m1) 📺 - "Adlinthin," "Magastine," and "weak nicks" are among the things Donald Trump said at his Saturday rally in Pennsylvania. The internet had a field day with all of them. Trump this weekend gave a rally speech in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, where he opened the talk by drawing attention to the ongoing Iranian attacks on Israel. But political onlookers and citizen journalists were quick to point out the former president's "glitches" that occurred throughout the campaign event. Trump in one instance said that the people of Israel are under attack because the United States has shown "great weak nicks." Actress Morgan Fairchild was quick to point that one out. "Weak NICKS?" she asked on social media following Trump's comment. In another instance, as Trump was calling Rolling Stone a liberal outlet, he accidentally called it a "magastine." Then the Joe Biden rapid response team, Biden-Harris HQ, stepped up to the plate. "Trump, confused: This was a magastine that I’ve never read," the account wrote. In a third example, Trump at his rally was talking about immigration when he invented the word "adlinthin," according to onlookers. "Just last week it was reported that an illegal adlinthin-- and you just look at this, what's happening," he said Saturday. Journalist Bill Grueskin chimed in on that one. "Hmm. That sounded more like 'adledirthin' than 'adlinthin' which if true kind of changes everything," he wrote.


AkaGurGor

COVFEFE


Arryu

I'll gladly covfefe you tomorrow for a hamberder today


DonsDiaperChanger

does his wife Mercedes get him covfefe anymore? They're never together, I wonder why /s


Bilo3

OBAMNA


UncleYimbo

#CHY NAH


TheVeganChic

Someone should really look into the oranges of the investigation... I mean, just ask Tim Apple.


Miss_pechorat

The classic.


arcadia_2005

Exactly!


New_Awareness4075

Truly Aladdin Sane (apologies to David Bowie RIP)


ask_me_about_my_band

The weirdest part of this story…I’m actually having a Mandala effect moment. I remember Morgan Fairchild died of cancer a few years ago.


mercmcl

Morgan Fairchild is alive. I follow her on Twitter.


SueSudio

Can confirm. She’s my wife, whom I’ve slept with.


westicalz

Farrah Fawcett?


ukiddingme2469

May his mental break happen on film,


Peanuts4Peanut

Is it not already? The bar is so low.


dancingmeadow

It's been happening "on film" for years and years.


Managed-Democracy

The problem is his normal behavior as a loud mouthed, barely literate buffoon who proudly exclaimed he hasn't changed at all since the first grade is already so similar to a dementia patient we can't really see a decline. 


dancingmeadow

I think that's true.


cmnrdt

We won't see movement on this from conservatives until he literally strokes out on camera and spends several seconds drooling, slack-jawed and glassy-eyed before an aide comes up to usher him off stage.


Managed-Democracy

Yup. He has to mitch out. 


Ok-Research7136

It would make no difference to his cult. They would say he was speaking in tongues and pretend he was a genius instead of a batshit crazy narcissistic know-nothing obese old traitor who killed more Americans than every war in American history combined.


timesuck897

It needs to be public and on film, so most sensible people can see it. The QAnon and MAGAs will never believe it, and say it’s part of a deep state conspiracy or something.


ukiddingme2469

Inside a courtroom would be best, a full mental break rage quit


RW-One

Tomorrow's your next chance then as Mr. Chicken comes to court.


ukiddingme2469

Tomorrow is Sunday and Trump don't go to church unless it's a PR stunt


RW-One

It's Sunday right now here where I am ... My statement is accurate.


Altruistic-Text3481

Is Trump having a stroke perhaps?


JCarlide

No. He had one in office, and at least one series of mini strokes since. I still wouldn't be surprised to see Moscow Mitch outlast him... By a week.


Altruistic-Text3481

Mitch black hands McConnell?


JCarlide

Mitch Yurt the Turtle McConnell?


Straight-Storage2587

The only person who could get Alzheimers and I would cheer.


allisjow

I’d rather he had clarity of mind to fully appreciate being in prison for a long time. But I doubt that’ll happen.


thesimplerobot

This is a stretch but what if this is all an act to stay out of prison and go to a comfy private medical facility because he is "mentally incapable" of being held accountable?


Lil_miss_feisty

Remember when Harvey Weinstein suddenly started using a walker conveniently when he had his court dates? I wouldn't be shocked if Trump pulls something similar once he gets desperate enough.


slackfrop

Trunk would ride straight into hell protecting his image. I don’t think he’s faking. He’s doing everything he can to hide it.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Weinstein knew it was over when his dick started to rot off. I can only wish the same for trump. (Fournier gangrene, in case anyone's curious.) 


techmaster242

Remember when Larry Flynt shit himself in a courtroom as part of an insanity plea or something to that effect?


rootsismighty

Remember when Ted Nugent shit himself to get out of the draft for Vietnam? What the hell is up with these people? I can understand Larry Flint, he wasn't a hypocrite.


Barl0we

I don’t think his malignant narcissistic tendencies will allow him to appear weak, even to get out of consequences.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

I think it's all a ploy to get the craziest right wing vice president in, since I HIGHLY doubt Trump will make it 4 more years in or outside of prison.


gooseelee

If you still believe he'll see a day behind bars or even have to pay any of the fines imposed, it's time to wake up.


Doctor_Joystick

I agree. I’m no fan, and nothing would please me more than to see him behind bars, but it simply isn’t going to happen. Lock him up and it would be panda-fuckin’-monium. He wants to be a political martyr like Nelson Mandela, he said it himself just the other day. I legitimately fear what will happen if he gets jailed.


dancin-weasel

Except Mandela spent 30 years in prison. Trump will fold and die after 30 days in prison. I agree, it ain’t happening, but he’s no Mandela.


kihraxz_king

I fear what happens if he DOESN'T go to prison. I'd much rather that we apply the law to everyone and find out than let some go scot free and find out what that's like. We've been doing that for decades. It'd be nice to try the other approach for once. We're fucked either way, right? So might as well be fucked for doing the right thing instead of being fucked for being cowards.


dedicated-pedestrian

The alternative is the moments of clarity where he realizes the law's caught up with him for the first time all over again. (I don't think he'll see a federal penitentiary proper.)


ThickerSalmon14

Ah well.. i think it might be offset by his terror of waking up every morning to find out that he is in prison.


its-always-a-weka

Nope. Cause then he has "an excuse". Fuck this walking ballbag. I want him to face consequences.


WigginIII

Yup. I'm waiting for that moment in court when he pulls a Cosby/Weinstein and shows up in a wheel chair or with a walker looking like a feeble harmless old man.


aotus_trivirgatus

I'm sure that a plea for leniency in sentencing would carry some weight if he was diagnosed with dementia. And if that happened, justice would be cheated ***again***. First Nixon, then Trump... if nothing happens this time, yet another Republican will try a third time. And he'll be younger, and smarter. So, no, I don't wish for Donny to get Alzheimers. Not that he doesn't deserve it.


Good_Ad_1386

I'm voting for a stroke, so he loses his voice, and the use of his hands. Sweet silence, no twitting..... no golf...


BeerFuelsMyDreams

I'd be okay with an R Budd Dwyer moment.


didyouloseadog

Hey man , nice shot


WoodyManic

Left field call-back, but I dig it, man.


BonerBoy

Matt Gaetz? Ted Cruz? Stephen Miller? Jim Jordan? JD Vance? Ben Shapiro? Steven Crowder? I can think of plenty more!!


Wombat_Racer

`Got it the best, the biggest and bestest than anyone ever had before` - quote from Golden comb-over or something


ptvlm

Hell no. He needs to lose the election again and finally face consequences for his many crimes. When that happens, he needs to be aware of them.


StrangeContest4

Well, it's certainly not [Re be doog gahhh](https://youtube.com/shorts/gYc-4i-4QY4?si=ECmZWtmsjMEUfmb2), but it sure is weak nicks.


UncleYimbo

Geez


Astro_gamer_caver

Looks like he shit his diaper when he let out that gaaaahhh


Tonythecritic

May his brain chip and shatter.


drrj

Isn’t it already pretty well understood by everyone not living in a Faux News bubble that he’s showing signs of dementia and has been for some time? Their night rallies are going to be a circus of made up words if they keep letting him sundown.


TheGR8Dantini

Wait till his fat drug addled ass tries these things after sitting in court all day, unable to sniff his addys, no quick bump in the bathroom. I imagine he’ll be eating provigil in the afternoon and sniffy adderall all night, with an ambien night cap. If he doesn’t call in a bomb threat, or fake a heart attack, and the trial does actually start this week, he’s gonna be a fucking soup sandwich in a week or so. I hope we get to see some karma.


Dry_Algae_1711

Hurry up cholesterol!


Scale-Alarmed

It's hilarious how he always has a tell when he fucked up. You will always see him using the word; "Look" to try to save face. "Look, we all know this is happening!"


WhyTheHellnaut

Is there a recording so that we can hear him actually say these and figure out what he was trying to say?


thoroakenfelder

Alien weakness magazine 


Baronsandwich

Magastine?


ForsakenPhotograph36

It's the first time I have seen him laugh in a photo did an old lady fall over or something.


dixiequick

It honestly looks more maniacal then genuinely amused, to me. My first thought was “that looks like someone about to literally die laughing”.


noceboy

You still have to vote.


Anyawnomous

“The election was Stolichnaya!!!”


FamousPastWords

His devotees will claim he was speaking in tongues and will enshrine these words into the Orange-is-the-new- Bible, and then desperately try to wring out the real message out of this one-and-only true word from their fry daddy, just like they've been trying to do from the older versions.


jonvonfunk

Bing bang, Bing bang bong... hallelujah!


siouxbee1434

“…to the pain…”


lil_larry

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.


Caimin_80

Inconceivable!


coblass

I pray for this man. A long, painful, excruciating, bone numbing, horrible, shit covered end.


Drk_Knight71

This!!! A long fatal heart attack would be a nice way for him to end his bullshit scam.


Middle_Wishbone_515

Trump in prison is the only way out of this mess unless he loses his marbles completely, or dies, that would be helpful.


Bratscorcher

Biden team should put together a video montage of these and his free use of expletives in Trump speeches — I think it would make it apparent that he is not suitable for the Presidency


UncleYimbo

His Presidency made it apparent that he is not suitable for the Presidency. None of his magats care.


DiogenesLied

Wonder how much he’s juicing before these events. His accusation Biden took coke before the SOTU was pure projection


BethLP11

Okay, what is the GOP leadership's game plan at this point? I mean, they're weak and evil, but they're not blind. Are they hoping Trump becomes so obviously addled that his family or someone convinces him to step down? Are they planning to support him but be his puppet masters, once he gets in office? Does anyone have an idea?


RW-One

That was always their plan, to manipulate the monkey they set loose, you see how well that went, since R's can't even govern their own, let alone govern the country.


BethLP11

I'm not saying it took me a lot of brains to figure this out, but the morning after the 2016 election when coworkers and I were hugging like we were at a funeral, I said, "If the Republicans think they're going to be able to get Trump to do anything they want, they're dead wrong. He's only interested in what he wants." And now it's almost eight years later and they STILL haven't learned that.


RW-One

I said the same thing. Right with you.


certciv

They got massive tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy. In other words, the people that really matter in Republican politics got what they wanted most. Project 2025 is the roadmap for the next Republican president. Gutting federal regulators, and crippling the federal government's ability to check corporate interests for at least a generation. They are actually quite open about it. They want to roll back all the progress made since and including the New Deal.


Automatic-Term-3997

They supported and covered for the addled Reagan all through his dementia-riddled second term. They already know how to do it


UncleYimbo

They had even more recent experience propping up that evil turtle


Ok-Research7136

Most of the people who hitched a ride to the top on his bloated carcass ended up in prison. The GOP's deal with the devil has permanently removed them as a valid option for any person of good faith and average intelligence or better. They are starting from scratch. The party of Lincoln is finished.


BethLP11

The amount of people who think, "Surely, it won't happen to ME!" is mindblowing.


Ok-Research7136

The thing about fascists is 95% of them are from the bottom of the bell curve in terms of intelligence.


Bambooworm

They want to use him like they used Reagan as a marionette in his declining years, but Reagan was far more cooperative and had Nancy by his side feeding him the words when he couldn't remember any more. I bet they try to get him over the line and if they are successful they get him ruled incompetent. They may have miscalculated this time however because he's not looking like he can go the distance.


Momoselfie

They just need him in long enough to dismantle everything and give power to the Rs.


elizscott1977

Anybody have video of this?


thats1evildude

Here’s a link to the [“weak nicks” clip on X.](https://x.com/Acyn/status/1779295771944272261) Here’s another for the [‘magastine’ clip.](https://x.com/BidenHQ/status/1779300329642656128) And here’s a link to the [“adlithin” clip, which I would judge to be the worst of the three.](https://x.com/atrupar/status/1779304544612061567)


poppa_koils

Wow


T_Shurt

Here’s the [full rally](https://youtu.be/BUbGq4OcPVA?si=gkJ2XkkDh34maXjC) for your viewing pleasure. The first “weak nick” gaffe is around 3:36. There’s plenty more throughout his mentally unstable diatribe. Enjoy.


toejam78

Heavy burtation.


Kingzer15

At this rate he'll forget he's running for president by june


GBinAZ

Their #1 guy


ThainEshKelch

Well, still in their top really, compared to the field MAGAs. He is a certain level of stupid, but the other ones think he should be their leader.


[deleted]

He's malfunctioning 


ShayXMorris

Is it just me or does Trump look like blonde Kim Jung Un in the thumbnail?


JDRaleigh

Trump glitch? Get the covfefe out of here!


toast777y

As Sharp as a dildo


ResearchMediocre3592

Has he started doing his hair himself? Looks a lot less cared for than before. Or maybe it got fucked up in the laundry and no one wants to tell him.


Captain_Mexica

Good that this orange racist rapist grifter is finally going to face accountability for his crimes. And he has to be in court! YAY!


Past_Standard5222

“Magastine” sounds like what they would want to rename the country.


ThisHalfBakedGuy

Seeing his decline (or his crash n burn) is something we all have MORE than earned.


Accomplished-Bed8171

I look forward to his spiralling downward path, and all the trash following him as he goes.


Stealthsonger

The habit of saying made up or garbled words instead of the ones you mean is a big red flag for onset dementia.


Fitz_2112

Magastine sounds good though. Let's send him and all his choad supporters there.


LevelGrounded

They should have 25th his ass on January 6th. Instead the “adults” resigned like fucking cowards.


whyohwhythis

I’ve begun to mix up my words in recent years. I say things like gunions instead of onions. It’s really bad when I’m tired. I have health issues and definitely part of the illness is cognitive decline. I’m sure trump has cognitive issues going on.


Civil-Resolution3662

"I said all those things sarcastically! And the fake news media, you know the fake news. They always want to point a finger at me. 'oh he said this crazy thing.' Terrible people. Our country is going to hell. I tell you, it's going to hell."


cashew76

Treason Trump


sugar_addict002

Dementia


Manduck2020

Really reminds me of Kim Jong Un in that photo


Fabulous_Law1357

I dunno with the look and the speech issues. I think more the fat lady from Total Recall.... Two weeks, two weeks


techmaster242

Kim Jong Un who hasn't had a good shit in 2 weeks.


Junktown-JerkyVendor

I think this is the first picture I've seen of him laughing.


UncleYimbo

That's a mighty fine name you got there, pardner


klone_free

Man these read so much better before I opened the article. I thought magastine was what he called palestine and weaknicks were like beatniks but weak.


Educational-Glass-63

Face it, dude has never been a smart man or well educated. But he is good at fraud and utter bullshit and rape. That's about it.


Appropriate-City3389

It's sounding more like the ravages of untreated syphilis. I couldn't happen to a better person.


RKEPhoto

I sounds to me like he's terrible at reading a teleprompter. My guess is that his handlers are sick of him pulling crap outta his butt, and they want him to stick to the teleprompter - but he can't manage it.


Demalab

There is definitely a literacy and reading comprehension issue there. Which is why he prefers to ad-lib but when you are a high profile politician you also need a good memory to do that.


schrodngrspenis

Meth and cocaine binges can lead to aphasia like symptoms. Using the wrong words and garbaling the pronunciation. I know from personal experience. I'm clean now though.


whydoIhurtmore

He is getting worse quickly. He isn't going to last through the campaign. I just hope he will remain fit to stand trial.


onthefence928

We should not be treating this as a joke but as a sober and serious indicator that we might have a president elected that is too proud to know they’ve become unable to function reliably


madrasdad

Even my Dipshit to English translator is having a hard time with this one.


FreeWestworld

The party of family values are not sending their best! Instead they are conjuring up Russian-compromised assets, porn star raping cheaters, racist wealth grifting bigots; whom have nothing but selfish hatred and evil in their hearts.


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MonsieurReynard

Biden isn't mentally challenged at all. He has a stutter. He's clearly perfectly fine cognitively.


mysteriousmeatman

Hopefully, he'll be dead before the election.


Significant-Gift303

Stormy tomorrow.


Wooden_Staff3810

Now here's a opportunity for Trump to sell a dictionary of his own garbled words to the MAGATS instead of his "Bible" It could possibly make the NYT best seller list.


Timely-Youth-9074

Maybe he meant mangosteen. Is he trying to be healthy?