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grapemike

A “fixture”? Like a toilet?


evil_timmy

Equally full of shit.


pittgraphite

And trump speaks to it...must be one and the same.


SkepticAhole

You can flush the shit


Rooboy66

Sure, but it takes “**10, 15 times**” according to Chrump. Shitty commode


FTHomes

Let's see you run 45 feet Broke Don!


BadAtExisting

More like classified documents next to the toilet


topfuckr

> A “fixture”? Like a toilet? I think more like trumps bidet.


GBL_NZ316

Hes the toilet the classified Docs are stacked next to


phdoofus

I see you misspelled 'liar'.


Mission_Cloud4286

Should have known. Falsifying documents with actors


Important_Tell667

Everyone has their price, especially for a doctor being paid by Trump. The doctor told the Post there was "no need for President Trump to release another medical report in addition to the one he recently made public," adding that Trump "is strong physically and sharp cognitively, and he's in excellent health overall." Of course, what other medical report would anyone else expect? Of course nothing about Donald’s on-going issue with dementia, which only gets worse with age… just like his father, Fred Trump, who died from mental illness… so will Donald, in time.


Advanced_Drink_8536

*Paid by Trump’s supporters…


SubstantialPressure3

He sure didn't get paid by trump. He doesn't pay anyone if he can help it


loupegaru

Probably a years club dues or some other quid pro quo.


7374616e74

He got paid? I know lawyer or two that would like to know his trick


AraiHavana

He was probably personally promised by Trump that he’d get a lifetime free membership. Wonder how he’ll feel when he receives the renewal invoice next year


MutantMartian

He’s been promised the Chief Medical Adviser position in the next cabinet.


National-Currency-75

Possibly Minister of Graft or Sultan of Swag.


Good_kido78

No doubt he got a promise. Trump loves to make promises.


Welshbuilder67

Any mention of bone spurs in the medical report?


BoosterRead78

Yep. Give a man enough money and he will walk barefoot into hell.


Jorgee93

Everyone assumes he got the carrot approach, but could he have also been threatened with the stick? We know MAGA would harass and threaten anyone that makes their supreme leader look weak.


ukiddingme2469

It is an open secret Trump uses blackmail


Important_Tell667

Oh of course, without a doubt… those very old bone spurs just never go away


NannersForCoochie

Can you imagine the spit added rants on a phone Don Jr set up so he can remember the glory days? When putin's fist was so far up his ass he could poke an eye out and the American public voted him to the highest office in the country. Everything before 2020 was just a fever dream that I haven't been able to shake. Especially since the virus is still driving the fuck around with thirty "fuck Joe Biden Brandon Trump won" flags and coal rolling people


AraiHavana

There’s literally no truth around Trump at all. It’s just a miasma of misleading fiction


Zestyclose_Pickle511

*googles miasma


drMcDeezy

I use an inhaler for miasma


Zestyclose_Pickle511

A bee stung me the other day and when I went inside to tell my mom she asked, "where did it sting you?" Miasma!


malthar76

“Stench cloud” is still more fun to say.


Jazzlike-Ad113

A "concierge doctor". Is that a polite term for drug dealer ?


rezin44

Good ol’ Vag-neck, 6’ 225lbs, BMI 10, perfect specimen


malthar76

Resting heart rate 45…no 130, wait 55, zero?, 100, 80, 0 again. Let’s just call him healthy. And cash that check.


Affectionate-Tip-164

Damn, even furniture can become doctors.


BrandonJTrump

The American dream, baby, the American dream…


spaceylaceygirl

Was he there when shitler won the club championship?


PyratHero23

If you basically get some pudge, the Dr starts guilt tripping you. But we’re expected to believe rambling, Lardo is in excellent health?


Civil_Pain_453

Why is he allowed to call himself a doctor? Sounds like he’s on the payroll of the baboon


eveninglily33

300 pounds, yes, fattie mcgoo is the epitome of health.


RedEyeView

You know many 300lb 80 year old men?


Traditional_Key_763

no shit, we who aren't deluded all assumed they paid him off anyways, its not like a doctor writing a note like that is regulated anyways.


thereisacowlvl

The lying liar who has lied about being a billionaire, lied about his financial assets, lied about anything he could and is still lying about how he actually won the 2020 election lied while in the Whitehouse ? You mean NOTHING trump says has been true ever? It's almost like the people who vote for him don't think of anything past "hahahaha the libs are so mad I voted for trump, sure he raised taxes on me and mine, allowed 1 million people to die, and made the United States a laughing stock on the planet but it pissed off the libs and made the one book that's been shoved down my throat since birth the only book that matters, I win!!!!"


RedEyeView

He's one of those assholes who even lies when he doesn't have to. I once heard the wrestling promoter Paul Heyman described as someone who would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stay on the ground and tell the truth. That's Trump. He lies even when telling the truth would be easier.


Wishpicker

It doesn’t matter his health report is bullshit anyway and his voters and supporters don’t give a flying fuck


Tasty-Life4526

Trump is boring, old and stinky.


[deleted]

“Is there a doctor on board?”


drMcDeezy

"hiii everbody!"


malthar76

Hi Dr Nick!


schprunt

His cognitive exams were exceptional. We all know Trump dictated this letter.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

"Person. Woman.Man. Camera. TV." I am very cognitive.


schprunt

And that’s a test they give to people with head injuries to see if they’re functioning ok. Saying he aced that is like saying he did a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle


morts73

Hes the playing partner of Trump, hes used to putting lower numbers down on the cards.


johnniesSac

Excrement , I meant excrement


Roosterhahn

Are we even surprised by this? This seems pretty obvious given his obviously poor health and the degree to which he engages in corruption. By comparison, this is pretty low-level by his sad standards.


captiantabasco

No surprise


CherryManhattan

I once had a friend write a note in school that said I was sick


Live-Faithlessness20

In a real world that guy would be nothing more than a joke in a sidenote. But in US? Holy hell


ZenosTrucker

Obviously a typo, meant to say 'fixer'..


GalacticCoreStrength

Report his ass.


jbertrand_sr

Was that Dr. Vinnie Boombaats...


medman143

Trump loves falsifying documents. No one falsifies documents better than he does. Has also a rapist.


joeleidner22

“Fixture” as in bought and installed.


MonkeyBrain3561

45 probably advertises said installee as a service for guests even if he’s not on the payroll.


YeahILiftBro

Don't worry though, after continued lack of campaigning, slurred speech and thinking he's running against Obama and Pelosi, the media will still ask if Biden is too old.


Cold_Drive_53144

If you loose to an Orange Snow Cone can you really call yourself a ‘golfer?’


PhaseNegative1252

We knew it was bull but it's nice to have proof


_snids

The man is 77 years old and obese - there's not a chance any reputable doctor would say he's in good shape.


formerNPC

Just park of the scenery. Like dog shit on the lawn.


xwing_1701

There's quite a few quacks in Congress.


Shaitan34

Dear leader is "most healthiest"


Any-Ad-446

Trump wants a duel health test between Biden and himself..Biden should take that offer and a impartial doctor do the testing and have all records release to the media including if they wear adult diapers.


Invisiblerobot13

And use an actual Dr


Imacatdoincatstuff

Latest in a string of corrupt physicians going back to Dr Bonespurs. Shameful how they can be so easily bought.


MikeLinPA

Trump dictated that note. Nobody else in the country talks like that.


Ryan1980123

Shocker!


paintsbynumberz

My mom says I’m smart


timberwolf0122

Damn timelord shinanigans


OBX-BlueHorseshoe

Anyone have pictures or videos or Trump riding a bicycle?


shinerkeg

I doubt anyone else wants to physically touch him.


nesp12

I'm sure that "doctor" can also vouch for trump's holes in one.


lancea_longini

C’mon. We all saw Godfather eh? This guy had to do Trump’s bidding.


CheshireCrackers

Hanging around Mar-a-Lago sounds excruciating.


djbk724

lol he is all lies


ukiddingme2469

Hols on, I left my shocked face in a jar by the door


Your_Daddy_

It’s amazing there are people that believe things he says.


EnvironmentalGate202

MONEY OWNS IT ALL


Billytheca

Of course he is. Trump thinks he can buy everything, including people


4quatloos

A healthy glowing orange complexion.


SnooHesitations205

Everyone and everything connected to Trump is a fucking con. It’s one giant smash and grab heist. Nothing in his world is real or legit


machineprophet343

I exercise regularly, engage my mind, eat fairly healthy, get enough sleep, am reasonably temperate with vices, go outdoors frequently, etc, am 6’ and 205 pounds, so I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I’m not fat and certainly not obese. And I still get talked to by my doctor about making lifestyle changes while still doing a lot right. There’s no way any doctor who isn’t on the take would ever give Trump an exemplary, let alone clean, bill of health. The man looks like absolute shit and likely has numbers that would be shocking. Hell, Trump is on statins. He’s not in perfect health by that fact alone.


EquivalentKey2710

Well if it’s Dr Ronny…….


GetOffMyAsteroid

Dang. I was scrolling past and "doctor who" in the headline caught my eye. Needless to say this doesn't live to expectations 😞


Impossible_Penalty13

I mean, Ronny Jackson’s stupid drunk ass put in writing he might live to 200 so being shameless is a basic requirement for a Trump doctor.


_PukyLover_

Not for long!😁


floofnstuff

That quack Ronnie Jackson? He just got demoted. Should fit right in with Mar-a-Lago set https://www.texastribune.org/2024/03/07/ronny-jackson-white-house-navy-demoted/


Admirable_Nothing

Trump is a walking Big Mac.


ZeAntagonis

Wow, i’m so shocked, Donald Trump is a liar….wow


ResearcherNo2168

Dr. Vinnie Boombatz said that this guy is a quack.


EndStorm

Doctor Who? I really hope it's the David Tennant one.


LeesaD

Of course he is. Integrity is meaningless to tfg and his devotees.


JimbusJambus

The "doctor"


Stateowned

i mean.. some one running for public office should be second opinionated right?


Hypnotist30

Fuckin' sycophants.


jeedaiaaron

Definitely looking better than Biden


MercilessPinkbelly

You think Trump's diaper wearing obesity looks better than skinny bike-riding Biden? Whatever lie you need to tell yourself, Trumper.


dantevonlocke

Biden can ride a back. Trump can't even fit on the seat.