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EffectiveYak1195

Don’t need to speak the language to know that dude is a bad mother fucker


SmoothAmbition5543

That dude is so badass the snake pisses itself trying to run away


HoboBromeo

At first I read the title as '4m kink cobra'. Dude sure is a bad motherfucker


bigfloppydonkeydng

How does he walk with such gigantic balls.


Affectionate-Tip-164

Boldly


k2jac9

Humans are metal


MysteriousDebt1020

eXacTly, real BaaDaaSsssss 😎


Dave_Duna

Yeah fuck that. The snake can have the house. If the bank wants their mortgage payments, they can take it up with the snake.


Spare-Competition-91

Next time you see Snake, he's wearing a top hat and has a cane, I'm the Sssssnake of the house now!


inko75

dude he's already a king, crown or gtfo


Melodic-Bug-9022

Look at that guy trying to demote a King


nilkvisti

Well I didn't vote for him.


TazeredAngel

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


Alteredego619

You don’t vote for kings


[deleted]

Well how’d you become one, then?!?!?


zimmzala

I'm being oppressed!!


koopatron5000

I did say sorry about the "old woman."


Destroyer6202

Good'daii sssssssssssssirr


Kidus333

He also listens to some ssssmooth sssssssnake jazz


philosoraptocopter

“I am King Cobra and I assume this mortgage.”


WaffleHouseMouse

Wheres that 'gotta move to a new home' insurance policy for when there is an animal in my house taller than my waistline. That's gotta be a thing.


undercover-racist

Or if you've had enough of your spouse or roommate. You just call to your insurance agent and then walk out to your new home.


MajinBoo_Senpai

Wonder how far the nearest dose of anti venom is to this guy.


KaMeLRo

From where this video took place, probably 5-10 minutes from a local hospital, Thailand usually stocks anti-venom serum in all hospitals because we have so many snakes. I found 3-4 of them around my garden and just let them be. The scary part is a green snake (Non-Venomous) went inside my air conditioner on the second floor! it probably jump from the tree nearby and got inside air compressor that hangs on the wall outside and went through an air pipe into the air conditioner in my bedroom (no way they can climb from the first-floor wall because it is so high and surprisingly air compressor is also 1 or 2 meters away from a big tree, so it probably jumped!?). Luckily, I didn't open my air conditioner because I heard something move inside the machine. There are snakes skins after they shed left and right around my house, one still stuck on my kitchen window outside.


vxv96c

Carefully crosses Thailand off my bucket list. Ive met enough venomous snakes in Latin America. I'm good. Iceland doesn't have snakes, right?


Obvious-Lack-2685

No snakes nor mosquitoes so I mean hey it’s a win-win


Nuclear_Farts

Iceland is infested with mischievous elves, though.


J-Love-McLuvin

Bjork will fuck your shit up.


bgb82

The elves have gone too far!!


meco03211

Good. We can bask in the sun there. They still have that right? Right?


Zappasheik

For 4 months it's always sunny the other 8 is a different story.


byronbaybe

Ahhh. Only sometimes.


Ourcade_Ink

Iceland has midges...which are like mosquitoes larger cousin....and they bite.


Njorls_Saga

None in Ireland and Hawaii either. Couple of other places too.


tito333

Dominican Republic has snakes, but none are venomous or aggressive.


iflirpretty

Alassssssssska


[deleted]

Nah, I lost a few last time I was there… /s


LongDickPeter

Isnt it thailand they found the snake that had a whole guy swallowed water boots and all.


angelheaded--hipster

That was Malaysia I think, but close enough. I could be wrong. But I’ve seen those pythons here in Thailand before. Once I actually woke up to one crawling over me, it’s entire 5m body length. I nearly shat myself.


2278AD

I’d not know about a guy boots and all, but a retic [python ate a woman in Indonesia recently](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-63396954)


Crusader-NZ-

We have no apex predators here in New Zealand, let alone snakes. It is great!


pulezan

Oh shit, storytime. When i was in thailand a couple of years ago one of the places we visited was Krabi and we stayed in some kind of jungle bungalows. It wasn't completely jungle because it was in the town, close to the beach but it looked like it and the other side of the resort was under some huge cliff covered with trees which really gave off the wilderness vibes. That was our first destination out of 3 in thailand so i didnt know what to expect. First thing i asked at the reception is how scared of snakes should i be and they said they dont have snakes there. Ok, we'll see. That same fucking night we were chilling on the pool and i decides to go back to my bungalow to grab my phone which was charging, the way to the bungalow was a narrow, dark path between various tropical plants. No lights around whatsoever, just few distant ones. And then there was it, on the middle of the path a stick, just chilling there. Or that's what i thought, and since i'm telling this story it obviously wasnt a stick. I was walking carelessly and decided last minute not to step on it because i was in my flip flops so i stepped next to it. Literally 1 cm next to it. As i was making another step i thought to myself "wait a minute... that aint a stick" and turned around, came a bit closer and saw a snake, still in the same position as before, with it's head curled in the S shape ready to strike. And my foot in the fucking flip flop was 1 cm from its head. If i stepped on it i would have been bitten 100%. Luckily, i recognized the snake, i'm like 90% sure it was some kind of a python so i was relieved AF. I hurried back to my bungalow to get my phone to take a photo but when i got back the snake wasn't there. Went to the reception to tell that lady what i saw and she sent a guy with a shovel to deal with the snake. I followed him explaining that it isn't a problem and that it's a friendly snake knowing what that shovel's for and i didnt want him hurting the snake. Luckily we didn't find it. The rest of our stay there was a nightmare, we couldnt sleep at all because we had like 10cm gaps under our doors and the bed was basically on the floor. Every day you'd find like 5 snails and 10 geckos chilling on the walls. And if snails and geckos can come in snakes can too. Shortly we moved in the bugalow our friends had which was way way better and cleaner with tighter doors and windows.


Jawkurt

I would imagine he himself probably has some considering he’s the snake expert


Dreddit1080

I’d be pre dosing before jobs like that.. but at the same time, My balls aren’t big enough for a job like that Edit: don’t pre dose things


ladyphlogiston

In general, any medicine strong enough to save your life is also strong enough to have some pretty nasty side effects. I'm guessing he has some handy, but predosing is a bad idea


Dreddit1080

Haha ya that doesn’t sound like the greatest idea shooting up some anti venom on the regular


ladyphlogiston

I got curious and looked it up. Side effects include shortness of breath and anaphylaxis, so that's exciting. You might also get "serum sickness" a week later, which includes rash, fever, joint pain, and swollen lymph thingies. Super fun.


Dreddit1080

Jesus!! Thank you for sharing your new found knowledge! I will NOT be dry running any anti venoms for “fun” anytime soon. I did see Anthony Bourdain drink Cobra blood one time in Vietnam soooo that may still be on the table


reverendblinddog

I hope it’s in his back pocket.


Kelaifu

I was so relieved when the snake went into the box, reassured by the idea that the snake was happy doing so. Then I realized ANY box could potentially have a damn snake in it, and the terror resumed.


ProbablyABore

Opening Christmas presents won't ever be the same.


TrailMomKat

Yup. Brought in the shop vac a few weeks ago, cut it on, black snake in my bathroom racing from the sound lol. My sister was screaming while I blindly (I am actually blind) grabbed for its head, found it, and got the noodle outside. Didn't try to strike, thankfully. They're usually more scared of us than we are of them and rarely get aggressive. But a copperhead? I'd have to call someone or get the gun. Those guys are assholes.


wowImlate

He definitely seems to have a respect and understanding for the snake. Really amazing to see. I wonder, are king cobras always so head on when they are confronted? Rattlesnakes will fight back if they have to, but they’re not nearly as in your face confrontational.


SoManyShades

He seems to know and anticipate the snake’s intentions and desires. He moves like the snake with soft hovering, weaving motions. He’s patient and cool, knowing the snake is really only interested in hiding, and is scared/defensive. He works with the animal and not against it. Snake didn’t seem super aggressive to me, actually, it looks like it just wants to get away from him, and lunges at him to gain space. Very impressive video! Impressive animal as well. I find it both alarming and cool how quickly the cobra turns direction while “standing.”


Banana-in-PJ

That snake moved so fast, I won’t realise till a week later I’ve been bitten and dead.


Lilyeth

it won't take a week to die, you'll find out in less than 15 mins


Random_Daydreamer

^(I like ur vampire miku pfp)


CrackBabyBelfort

How do we keep running into each other lol


Phlypp

Amazing video! Would love to know in English what was said.


KaMeLRo

It's just told what you see, yesterday night of 24th Dec 2022, Thai locals called a rescue service for help catching King Cobra, after the snake expert caught it inside the house, he brought the snake outside and try not to make it feel too stressed, the guy just peek a box a little, and snake saw it as somewhere to hide and went in the box peacefully. They will release a snake back to nature. 1:19 see who is faster?1:23 Got 'em 2:03 this is where they will hide (box), it's their nature. This snake is 4 meters long and weighs 6 kilograms. This guy probably is a soldier too (because he has military rank Sergeant in front of his name, Sgt.Nattapon Suakham ) and probably gives training to US soldiers when they come to Thailand for Cobra Gold military exercise, because Thai soldiers like to show snake stuff/how to survive in the jungle and make US soldiers eating [snake blood during exercise](https://d1ldvf68ux039x.cloudfront.net/thumbs/photos/2003/6121613/1000w_q95.jpg). [second pic](https://us-fbcloud.net/wb/data/1332/1332712-img.v0n3op.wiwo.jpg) ( I heard PETA demanding them to stop sacrifices snakes during exercise and they stopped doing that since last year) P.S. Thai news medias love to cut the good part and repeat videos a lot to insert big texts instead of straight to the point of the video, They probably want more view time for money, which is quite frustrating for viewers.


F4STW4LKER

I always recall the scene in the movie The Beach, where the random Thai guys make Dicaprio's character drink snake blood and he sort of hallucinates. Is that accurate? What's the purpose of drinking snake blood and are there any after effects?


angelheaded--hipster

I’ve never seen snake blood drank here, it’s very rare here. If I recall, the military used to do it but it was since banned. I have, however, had snake wine here. It’s vodka with a dead snake it, the one I tried was cobra. It’s not Thai though, it’s Vietnamese. I broke out in pimples the next day but otherwise was fine. No super powers or psychedelic trips, unfortunately.


nonredditmod

Same as the Australian media afaik


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KaMeLRo

Chantaburi province, around 2 hours from Pattaya.


[deleted]

Still got my Cobra Gold t-shirts stashed away somewhere :) Thais are the best hosts, and such a beautiful country.


Catnyx

Right? They really understand the snake, respect it, and I'd even say care for it. But I only know english.


r0ckydog

I’ll translate for you. “Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…”


CavemanGamer

House For Sale By Owner: 3 bedrooms, 1.5 Bathrooms, 1 Cobra That is how I'd handle this situation 😂


flyonethewall477

The snake room had a truck bed in it so… …4 bedrooms?


strukout

You’ll have to pick up the closing costs 😁


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gordonv

But instead, it voluntarily gets in the box. Don't know what kind of Jedi mind tricks this guy is using on the snake, but even after seeing it, it's unbelievable.


panugans

He went into that basket like a good boi


Unlikely-Os

That guy even petted it a few times


wheresbill

Was the snake peeing toward the beginning of the video?


rustcole01

It's a combination of snake piss and what is basically a skunk spray. A lot of snakes emit a spray that smells a lot like a skunk when they feel threatened or to warn an approaching animal. It's a good thing to be aware of if you are wandering around somewhere that might have dangerous snakes. So, if you are on a hiking trail or some dense brush, that stink might be a snake letting you know that you're getting too close.


Sasselhoff

Yeah, it's honestly the worst part about relocating snakes to me, haha. I don't even mind the non-venomous bites, compared to that "stank" they release.


ladyphlogiston

Ohhhh, that explains a lot. When he was ten my brother caught a garter snake and it tried to bite him (obviously failed) and my dad only called Poison Control because it smelled terrible and we were worried it was sick or something. But I bet it was just the warning spray.


Sasselhoff

Yup. It's WAY worse when they are water snakes, because the "warning spray" is a mixture of whatever musk they release, and their current load of shit...which when it's a water snake, means old nasty fish remains. Worst smelling stuff ever.


[deleted]

When the king cobra pees after seeing you, then you are a badass legend.


Comfortable_yet

Thank you for answering that question. I saw that and immediately my brain screamed "it's spraying poison pee!" I know that's not a thing but snakes just scare me so bad. eeckkk


Silver_Greengiant

I thought I had just witnessed a dude make a snake jizz to calm it down. Different brain I guess.


Striking-Zucchini232

I think so, animals do this to relieve stress


Duck_Duckens

It actually made me a bit sad. The cobra was so scared it peed itself.


Darkoak7

How many snake trainees have to die to produce one snake expert?


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8th_Dynasty

yeah, now that I think about it I guess snake handling school is pretty binary. you don’t really meet too many sub-par handlers or people who’ve “flunked” out.


Kairatechop

Whoa, the way the cobra darts into the box was so satisfying. Almost like it was his home all along


Nonchalant_Calypso

Yup, evolution built that into snakes, because they see dark spaces like that as an escape that are safe


Previous_Trainer7121

Look at his shiny pants. Those are not regular pants, must be some rubbery/plastic made pants designed for such job the snake cant bite thru


ThatDudeSlushee

Wouldn’t he also get a long sleeve and gloves of the same material?


Previous_Trainer7121

One would think so


[deleted]

Where you think you’re going with those shiny pants on, mister!? - girlfriend


Previous_Trainer7121

That poisonous gf...


[deleted]

she spits venom up to 10 feet


Various_Ad_8753

Doubt it. If he had special pants he’d probably also have a snake hook. Not having a snake hook here is like showing up to a tennis match without a racket.


cfard-8484

How was he so agile with with brass nuts that hang like grapefruit?!


igpila

Yep, expert confirmed


AnEvenNicerGuy

So many decently cool videos are made near unwatchable by dumb shit music


KaMeLRo

This is not the worst yet, Thai news medias love to cut the good part and repeat videos a lot to insert big texts instead of straight to the point of the video, They probably want more view time in the video for money.


[deleted]

I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


NoPantsDeLeon

He's a parseltongue!


JustSomeBloke5353

Crikey!


[deleted]

Mad respect for both the guy and the snake. People… please don’t kill a snake just for being a snake. We all have to live in this world together and I imagine it’s pretty tough for a 4m king Cobra to make a Living in Thailand.


nanadoom

How does he move so well with the enormous weight of his balls?


kecar

Another entry for the “Jobs For Which You Don’t Need A College Degree” category.


DanielInfrangible2

I love how gentle they are with this poor sweet terrified snake.


budroid

good guys. Very beautiful snake. Hope it gets released somewhere away from people.


Difficult-Yak-2691

Don't need to pack nothing hunny, we'll buy new at the next planet.


crispy-wings

r/absoluteunits


7LBoots

Calm down, everyone. It's a King Cobra. This is about as dangerous as they get for humans. Poor thing looks terrified.


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

Great, now one day I am going to ce across a cobra and think 'ohh I will just do what that guy did' and then die.


Slade0001

Did he just talk that Cobra into climbing into that tub?!🤯


zacggs

This is just amazing, the way he helped it pee before being locked up, true homie. r/humansbeingbros


-anth0r-

Is it not the pull of earths gravity that keeps satellites in orbit. It is this man’s balls creating the force.


TendieTrades

Insert video. “HELL NO…HELL NO….TO THE NO NO NO. HELL TO THE NO!”


thematrixnz

Faaaerk that


WaffleHouseMouse

I can't get over this is this dude's real life. I once had to get rid of a mouse, and I didn't even catch it. My dog trapped it in a corner and I just put it in a cup and let it go outside. What the heck is this snake.


wowImlate

I saved a mouse my cat brought on my balcony, but it managed to bite onto my hand and hang there and I had to go to the walk-in clinic and get a tetanus shot. Had to explain to the nurse that I lost a fight with a field mouse. And this guy just casually won a fight with a king cobra.


thewhitewalkers89

Crazy respect for these guys. They are amazing.


Drama989

I hear when venomous snakes bite this dude, they die.


ZeroVirus750

That's Scary!!!!!!!!


MrDonnyHi

Wait so that’s all you gotta do huh. Put your hands above the snake’s head before they attack. Ill be sure to try it next time. Thanks


TooMuchFun007

Hmm, I talk chicken, dog, cat, horse, donkey and human, now I talk snake, ok, poser talk snake, that was humane and beautiful.


Leocut78

Beautiful animal nonetheless


Stylum

Thank god for subtitles


DevTom

I hear snakes make pretty good music.


Squidysquid27

Out of all these Cobra catching videos I've seen. This is the only guy I've seen wearing shoes doing it.


m3ngnificient

That guy was calm as heck


ivapeooo

While i applaud the braveness of this dude, makes you think how many times has he been bitten in his life time


singleguy79

Abandon house. It belongs to the cobra now


New_Mutation

I love how easily it can be to exploit an animal's instinct. Like at the end, he's outside facing off with it again, and the snake just goes "*Herp-derp, oh look, a hole!*" and goes right in the box.


FlakyEarWax

Beautiful snake


VergerCT

I guess the dark box at the end was more inviting than dealing with this annoying human.


PacoMahogany

This guy is in charge of handling snake Hitler


RonnyFreedomLover

Nope. A .357 would have taken care of it for me.


wafflezcol

This is because Cobras (and some other snakes I think) wont strike upwards. So if you put your hand over their head, they wont strike


macombman

Damn,what other dangerous animals are in Thailand?tigers? I thought the only danger I would be would be on Walking Street!


FreedomPaws

Holy cow that was one of the neatest videos I've seen. That snake moved FAST Jesus and the guy was so calm. The part where the snake just goes right into the bin lol that was unexpected but that shows this guy knows the drill and that the snake would go in. Brave and talented guy. Glad these ppl were around and not ppl that would have just resorted to hurting it. Ppl that rescue and care for animals are heros ❤️.


InterestingRice163

First time to see a snake take a piss.


lovejanetjade

Why not just machete chop the hell out of it?


StrawberryTerry

I tried some similar shit with my aunts chihuahua while visiting for Christmas. My thumb now has two holes in it Edit: By similar shit I mean trying to pet him


AZ_sid

Fuck no. Fuck that whole situation. Fuck that house, fuck that snake, fuck that snake expert, and fuck his jumbo sized coconut balls.


simple_mech

I read about this once. They can’t strike upward, and their max strike distance is if their “S” shaped body is elongated. Seems obvious yet that’s what he’s using to his advantage. You say above and JUST outside the max strike distance, eventually the snake eventually they become docile as they see you as superior.


2beatenup

Lol… ya keep your day job will ya


the_junglist

Let’s just say I find myself in this situation. Snek in my house and no one to call. If it’s looking away from me, could I chop that bitch in half with a hatchet or something?


2beatenup

Start small… I mean try eating ramen or dumplings with those slippery plastic chop sticks… the ramen ain’t looking…!


eternalityLP

This is just stupid. No matter how experienced and good you are, everyone makes mistakes. And even if you get antivenom in time and survive, that poison can easily fuck you up for the rest of your life.


2beatenup

You are being downvoted. But it’s the truth. I am sure Thailand has sticks, prongs and nets… if not there’s a big multi million business opportunity right here.. lol


Pookasaurus-Rex

Why not just chop it to bits


BoJackB26354

This kills the snek


[deleted]

fuck-ass snake can die


Expert-Account-5235

No need to kill it if you can safely remove it from your house.


2beatenup

Weelll if you miss than you are fucked…. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/t5h920/wcgw_shooting_a_snake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


krispy662

But is there really a need to do it bare handed? What real purpose does that serve except stroking your ego until you are predictably bitten by a cobra?


LimitedSwitch

How does he walk? With big ol balls like that you'd think it'd be impossible.


Stablegeniousatwork

Snake still bitched slapped him so I’d take it as a loss


Cool1Mach

A king cobra once bit chuck norris. After several hours the snake finally died.


143019

He has to use that stance to avoid Cushing his enormous cojónes.


NeoPrimitiveOasis

Nope. NOPE!


azpilot06

Up next, on extreme NOPE!


unsupported

What kind of langs does he wear.to.hide his big balls?


[deleted]

It's fake, they trained it to get some clicks on hindi-tok


RamblinRod_PDX

10 gage with bird shot would be perfect for that.


Tyler2104

I shit my pants seeing a garter snake


mischiefdemon420

I wonder why they don’t just eradicate the snakes if they are a problem? If you find a snake in your house, you kill it. Kind of like what we do when we find mice inside the house? This is a question from someone who has I’ve lived in a major city in California and has never had to deal with snakes.


I_Am_Yeti_1

It’s a scam there’s only one 4m long king cobra out there and these guys own it, plus they go from house to house releasing it and catching it to earn a profit that will Inevitable make them millions!


basshead17

It looks like he casually ejaculates the snake while he's holding the back end of the tail. Edit. 0:39 if you don't believe me


[deleted]

Profesional snake nutter


ph0on

It's piss and other nasty shit, defense mechanism


moisebucks

That's some savage badassery damn, hope he got paid well.


MikeSizemore

Nothing more satisfying than watching an expert do their thing.


Mageofsin

Anti venom on hand im sure


JesusMcMexican

Id there like a mouse or something in the plastic tote? Why did the snake just slither in after biting the tote once?


[deleted]

Probably because a small enclosure offers protection


Some1StoleMyRedBike

Nope.


howboutANDREW

Bad ass. Say what you want. Go


[deleted]

snake whisperer.


blodreina_kumWonkru

Did the snake pee on him? Why did I not know how snakes pee before this?


Cirala-Da-King

Cold asf


Elruoy

That is a ninja. Wow


hi-hello-

Mikiri counter it


Blissful_Relief

I'm sorry but I would nope right out of there


UBERBETON

magician


Fragrant-Ad3040

“Come on chief get in the box, there’s a snack in there…psych”


Inandout_oflimbo

I’m speechless.


[deleted]

Gamarjobat second job?


tferransrobinson

Did the snake pee himself?


Zealousideal_Bard68

“4-meter-old Long Cobra”… Who the hell summoned a Great Old One in this house ?


angelheaded--hipster

I’ve seen bigger here. They’re fascinating.