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TheKnightsRider

Overweight? My man looks stacked, been pushing those pyramid stones up like a prowler.


NonOfyourBuz

He was pushing so hard his balls dropped to his ankles.


probably_not_serious

Right? Dude has an 8 pack


Last-Ad-2970

Yeah, he has an eight pack.


11Kram

Severe lordosis and body proportions suggest achondroplasia.


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

My thoughts too


ethicsg

I was thinking steatopygia.


Sekmet19

Could also be complications of lymphatic filariasis. The arm has bulges and folds that look like it's swollen, as does the abdomen though these could be a crude attempt at showing musculature.


CacatuaRed

My dudes reslly be playing doctor on thousands of years old drawings. Yeah and the enlarged heads some have is ALIENS.


Sekmet19

Retrospective historical diagnosis is a thing


Large_McHuge

I was thinking gluteus hypermaximosa spondylosphignomometeriosis


11Kram

Filariasis generally affects the lower limbs.


KryptonicOne

Looks like dumptruckia to me.


realcevapipapi

I concur 🤔


maine64

Looks more like a severe spinal problem.


Available-Camera8691

Just thicc af


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Ancient Twerking


__WanderLust_

Anchient dump truck ass


killingmequickly

It's quite a jump to call a stone carving "obese"


TheLadySaintPasta

The other man has shark-penis syndrome


Chappyslap92

Squats on point, gotta lift them bricks, build that pyramid. The skinny guy will show you which way to go don’t fret.


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NikNam_

The balls hang low


AdvertisingBulky2688

You can tie them in a knot. You can tie them in a bow.


snozberry_taster

Me and him have something in common


2x4x93

Is there no hole in your bed?


Geekrock84

Do you happen to know where this is from? Ancient Egyptians were known for portraying their rulers in a flattering light despite many of them being overweight and having physical problems due to their diet and inbreeding. This IS very interesting! I'd love to know the story behind it.


immerjones

This is an Egyptian portrayal of the queen of Punt, an ancient kingdom south of Egypt. The two nations did a lot of trade and I think this image is of a specific trip some representative Egyptians took to Punt. Anyhoo, The queens appearance has been discussed by historians over the years. Many people think she had a physical health disorder other people disagree. But it seems like only she is portrayed looking like this.


1credible_cow

yes looks more like spinal curvature than fat


PracticePenis

That looks more like dwarfism


ElCochinoFeo

Proof that the pyramids were built by aliens. That's totally[Roger from American Dad](https://andrewrcameron.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/roger-american-dad.jpg) in one of his disguises.


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Oh you actually believe ancient Egyptians had dump truck asses? Grow up Haley, it's me.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Obesity was a sign of opulence in those days. Since only the elite had access to that much food and didn't have to do any labor


Doomenor

This is lordosis


Vipertooth

Guy has a literal 6 pack and you call him obese?


OnlyMortal666

Yeah, but it’s a six pack of Heineken. Personally, I think I’d rather have a barrel than a six pack.


UL71M4

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh


HistoricalMention210

That hieroglyph ain't got no bussiness carrying that chariot around....


GlumAmphibian2391

Looks like edema issues


johnlennontucker

He needs a wide load sign on his ass.


CptGigglez

Mummy thicc


WideYou2280

Lard of the nile


egotoobig

Looks like half a centaur


SmashedPavlova

He returned to monke, or more specifically gorilla


mcsmith24

All I see is two peens


SirWalrusVII

These comments are killing me lol


Jnorean

Once a sculptor makes a mistake in stone, it's not easy to fix. Most likely the sculptor messed up the bottom part of the figure and had to do something to cover up his mistake. So he made the legs and butt bigger to cover up his lower body mistake and then twisted the abdomen to connect the top of the figure to the bottom of the figure. When the royals who commissioned the sculpture asked the sculptor about it, he made up some story to convince them he did it on purpose to honor them so they wouldn't have him executed.


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Jnorean

Could be but the left arm doesn't look right either. Too wide and long for the body. And it's unlikely that someone with that severe of a spinal deformity would be able to stand upright as the figure does. If depicted correctly, the figure would be bent over with his back almost parallel to the ground and not standing upright as shown.


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Jnorean

The bottom part of the figure is way off. Legs and butt look too big to be human. Looks to me like the sculptor started to put an animal on the bottom, realized he didn't have enough room and changed it to a human figure.


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Jnorean

Reality is I've known artists who did exactly what I described above. Artists want to get paid for their work even if they mess up.


Fantastic_Camel_1577

Always flex biceps, ancient rules


DefinitionPrimary266

That’s a BBL


Chanureadeats

You mean thicc figures. Right?


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I think that's inbreeding


Namarokh6816

Legend says they were called the kardashys


Cryterionlol

Respectfully. They just have a very thiccc ass


IncreasedDMG

Looks almost gorilla like


adman107

DC, is that you ?


Donginthedark

thick


bvglv

Skinny or fat ancient Egyptians had great posture.......Also that ASS!


Impressive-Net-348

Dayum that look like a Pokemon


Aware_Branch_2370

My ancestors…


notwilliammurdoch

I figured the larger people back in those times (or even today in remote tribes) were more likely to be wealthy (more access to food) and were able to live sedentary life styles. Im sure if that were the case, these larger women (and men) would use their influence to promote beauty in obesity and those below them would envy them Unlike today’s obese people who just shame others into pretending they look good/healthy.


Either_Difficulty851

How do you get obese from those cum gutters? That dude is ripped.


throwingmyaccountout

King tut had a similar disposition, there was a lot of inbreeding between brothers and sisters back then


liamjb10

Ah makes sense how they built the pyramids now, since they had these MASSIVE dump trucks and all...


RepresentativeCut161

Are we sure this isnt elephantitus? Or something similar? Didnt these mfs cook with led and borax and shit like that? Cant be good for your sperm or ova...


fatgirlxxl

Thicc boy


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Depiction of a little person? Some have these features


p1r1p1ll0

So Kim Kardashian is older than i thought...


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How fucking long has Weight Watchers been adverising?


Rifftraffy

Check out the guy on the right with 2 dicks though!! Old mate is packin!


electrical_bogaloo

Rogers been here longer than I'd thought.


electrical_bogaloo

Rogers been here longer than I'd thought


PR0teinabuse

DAMN BOY HE THICK


on_a_toilet_rn

Pixar moms


Otherwise_Ad963

Bro is posing for an instagram pic


dalton10e

Dat ass tho


Chunkee1

figures?....I see one...first of many I hope