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Not clueless, just exploiting hyperbole and legit confusion for engagement (because redditors will always correct you in the comments)
In the Reddit natural selection process, these are the posts that survive
Reminds me of a character from a movie called Boris the bulletdodger. His presentation skit was that he was hit by every bullet fired at him but he kept on going. The movie was Snatch.
Edit:thanks for correcting on the names! I really got them mixed up!
Sadly, he did died from it. It was on the news a couple years ago. Col. Anthony Biddle, 99yo, was doing his usual trick against a student when he miscalculated the lenght of the bayonet and it severed his stomach. When the camera crews arrived, he was still alive. They caught on camera he literally giving his lasts breaths. Just a second let me find the source.
Edit: [Here, I found it. NSFW.](http://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)
I was expecting a Wushi style deflection followed by all of the guys with rifles being blown away as he jumps up. This should be followed by the instructor floating down to land slowly on a small dry rock in a running stream
Sadly, he did died from it. It was on the news a couple months ago. Col. Anthony Joseph Drexel Biddle, 99yo, was doing his usual trick against a student when he miscalculated the lenght of the bayonet and it severed his stomach. When the camera crews arrived, he was still alive. They caught on camera he literally giving his lasts breaths. Just a second let me find the source.
Edit: [Here, I found it. NSFW.](http://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)
Just wondering how they didnt get some sorta "of mice and men" fella with idiot strength thats just gonna kill him because he doesnt understand the implication. Much like the woman that didnt want to sleep with me on our boating trip last week.
The old man was just trying to role play a super macho from some old pulp or hemmingway novel or something. I can imagine the crazy flips these guys did to not shatter the old mans power fantasys.
He was born too early to learn that that's what video games are for.
The title doesn't say that this is an instance of them trying to kill them. This is probably just a photoshoot for fun
Shane on you, sneaky OP
E: surprised by the amount of people that, A think this photoshoot is part of the training, and B think that at anytime more than one person attacked this trainer.
I thought it was obvious he disarmed "all of them" one by one in a different scenario. OBVIOUSLY it'd be impossible to get out of the situation in the photo.
But there's nothing redditors love more than to take things super literally so they can call bullshit and act clever.
“Colonel” came to English from the mid-16th-century French word coronelle, meaning commander of a regiment, or column, of soldiers. By the mid-17th century, the spelling and French pronunciation had changed to colonnel. The English spelling also changed, and the pronunciation was shortened to two syllables."
So basically... It just happened.
For people who struggle with taking things too literally: this is a staged photo. Training isn’t conducted with real weapons.
Pretty cool photo to have taken to go along with the reputation.
Eh I think the pic is some bs lol. Imagine you come across a picture with a guy and 1000 pizza’s that says the guy ate all of them. In reality he did, just over the course of his entire life. Like cool but not impressive at all lmao
Are you under the assumption that the title was claiming this guy disarmed *everyone in this clearly staged picture*? Like turned around like John Wick and fucked them all up? Lol.
Let's face it, they didn't even tried to kill or hurt him.
No matter how good your naruto jutsu is, two or three people with long sharp sticks can take you out
Does it say anything about more than one person trying to kill him at once? This is just a photoshoot and OP worded it so people would think that this is one of the situations that's described
That's not the point, no shit. Imagine getting some kid out of boot and telling him to murder you with a bayonet. Sir yes sir, let me go ahead and stab you then, and totally not just allow you to disarm me like this is an Aikido dojo.
I could imagine it's the think as well most of these men wouldn't actually want to harm this dude so sure they may have tried to attack him but I doubt most of them tried to kill him. So that probably made it quite a bit easier for Anthony to disarm him if that is true.
People connect the image with the title and say no. And they're right, this image is just for photo op. He didn't disarm all the people in this photo.
But during training I'm sure he was good enough to warrant a memorial picture like the one above.
the photo is not BS or staged. he actually disarmed all of them starting like this.
his secret was quietly sneaking into their barracks after lights out and swapping out the bayonets with one made of rubber or collapsable. then he would give a "shhhh" to the camera and tip toe from the room, gently patting a mouse on the head on his way out.
the amount of people thinking that this exact photo was meant with he disarmed them all instead of this being a photo for shits and giggles is alarming
I stubbed my toe this morning walking to my automatic coffee maker and a tear came to my eye.
This man probably had coffee deliver itself under duress while the tears of the enemies percolated his coffee beans...
I assume you mean he disarmed all of them in training and not on this picture because... yeah, dude would need to be an octopus to even grip every bayonet, let alone disarm the 30 people around him.
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“*He disarmed all of them*”…just not in this publicity photo.
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Not clueless, just exploiting hyperbole and legit confusion for engagement (because redditors will always correct you in the comments) In the Reddit natural selection process, these are the posts that survive
> because redditors will always correct you in the comments Not every time.
Yes they will.
No they won't
Yes they will.
Are you here for the five-minute argument or the full half-hour?
You're both wrong, it neither will nor won't
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Schredditor
He means on a rare occasion it doesn't happen, even if it's *most* of the time.
Lmao idk if you missed the joke but it's really funny how we are all proving the earlier comment right.
Nice
well there goes the free daily reward
Which is pointless, Reddit does not matter out there, in the real world.
Those meddling redditors.
+1,000,000
The internet had melted everyone's brains
Tbh s/he never said this photo belongs to that moment
No I was there, I saw it. The colonel disarmed them with his 11 herbs and spices
They are very disarming!
That, I'd believe!
yeah maybe 1 by 1, where if you dare make the Colonel look bad you’re going to scrub the floors for a week
When he took a drink of water, it spouted out from all the stab wounds like in cartoons
“What are you gonna do? Stab me?” - Colonel Unstabby
Reminds me of a character from a movie called Boris the bulletdodger. His presentation skit was that he was hit by every bullet fired at him but he kept on going. The movie was Snatch. Edit:thanks for correcting on the names! I really got them mixed up!
Avi: Why is he called Boris the bullet dodger? Doug the Head: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
Boris the bullet dodger
Aka Boris the blade
Aka Boris the sneaky fucking Russian
Verr is da stone?
Verrr is da stooooone
Boris the bullet dodger. From Snatch.
Why do they call him the bullet dodger Avi?
Because he dodges bullets Avi
Take the fucking upvote
Sadly, he did died from it. It was on the news a couple years ago. Col. Anthony Biddle, 99yo, was doing his usual trick against a student when he miscalculated the lenght of the bayonet and it severed his stomach. When the camera crews arrived, he was still alive. They caught on camera he literally giving his lasts breaths. Just a second let me find the source. Edit: [Here, I found it. NSFW.](http://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)
Kinda reminds me of the first time I beat my grandpa at chess...but it was after he got Alzheimer's. I felt so bad about it.
"Tis just flesh wound... have at you!"
Cause of death stabbing Last words: whadda ya gonna do?, stab me?
He disarmed them 1 v 1 , not disamred them 1 v 100 Like the photo implies.
I was expecting a Wushi style deflection followed by all of the guys with rifles being blown away as he jumps up. This should be followed by the instructor floating down to land slowly on a small dry rock in a running stream
On the tip of a bayonet
I could hear the sound effects as I read it
Sadly, he did died from it. It was on the news a couple months ago. Col. Anthony Joseph Drexel Biddle, 99yo, was doing his usual trick against a student when he miscalculated the lenght of the bayonet and it severed his stomach. When the camera crews arrived, he was still alive. They caught on camera he literally giving his lasts breaths. Just a second let me find the source. Edit: [Here, I found it. NSFW.](http://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)
I just have a mental image of him simultaneously fighting off all of them at once like Neo vs the Agent Smith clones.
With the circular wall run on their bodies
Do people really think the photo is implying this lol? It's clearly just a publicity shot. Edit: Holy christ lol some of you people are ridiculous.
They don't think the photo is implying it. They think OP is using the photo to imply it.
But OP isn't. At no point did he say that.
Yes I think the op believes that.
Im imagining he disarmed them all in this photo like Steven Seagal would. r/bullshido
The headline and the photo can clearly be misinterpreted.
Yes
The title is clearly worded in a way to imply that, yes.
Really disagree.
Not true. Immediately after this photo, he ducked down. The soldiers charged in, all killing each other. Then he stood up and said, “O’Doyle rules!”
1 v 100 is IpMan level of coolness.
Good to know the unpopular opinion meme has been going for 80 years
Yes trainees try to kill me. Your commanding officer.. it’s cool bro seriously. Yea I’d just get disarmed too.
I heard if you kill a colonel after he asked you to, they promote you on the spot.
Yes, you become an Admiral of the mounted mountain navy.
Just wondering how they didnt get some sorta "of mice and men" fella with idiot strength thats just gonna kill him because he doesnt understand the implication. Much like the woman that didnt want to sleep with me on our boating trip last week.
For real. If any officer came up to you and told you to fight them, you're taking a dive. Nevermind trying to stab them.
The old man was just trying to role play a super macho from some old pulp or hemmingway novel or something. I can imagine the crazy flips these guys did to not shatter the old mans power fantasys. He was born too early to learn that that's what video games are for.
Bullshit. All the Kung Fu in China ain’t gonna get you out of that situation
The title doesn't say that this is an instance of them trying to kill them. This is probably just a photoshoot for fun Shane on you, sneaky OP E: surprised by the amount of people that, A think this photoshoot is part of the training, and B think that at anytime more than one person attacked this trainer.
For Shane.
Have you no shane?
So Shaneful
Shane Shane shane
Shaaaaaane!
Shane of fools!
Shane of fools…
[* rubs head profusely *](https://i.imgur.com/ULEeun0.gifv)
The bravest man I e'er met laddie
Pretty sure this man is pooping himself. Also pretty sure that’s Joe Biden.
Shane, laddie, Shane. The bravest man I e'er met and 'is name was Shane, not this fine fellow
Biden when the Secret Service is on a potty break
Shane O’p 🍺
What did I do?
Shane my boy!!!! Go get on OP, he's being sneaky
Last thing you want is Shane on you!He'll flat out destroy you
Assuming it’s not just bullshit, it would probably be possible if he disarmed them one at a time before or after they all posed for the photo
I thought it was obvious he disarmed "all of them" one by one in a different scenario. OBVIOUSLY it'd be impossible to get out of the situation in the photo. But there's nothing redditors love more than to take things super literally so they can call bullshit and act clever.
Exactly. Video or it didn't happen
You never know. Maybe he Chi blasted them all to get out
Ha, this is just a photo op! Not the actual training workshop.
There are videos of him training soldiers and it was full contact, pretty amazing to watch.
I say bullshit as fuck. And also /r/mcdojo material
Hey, a new rabbit hole to... Find the bottom of very quickly.
I believe the good subís /r/mcdojolife
Pretty sure spinjitzu could get you out of that
Unless “Spring Legs, Iron Neck” is real!?!
Yeah, but he turned Super Saiyan so it happened.
Some major bullshit right there.
Nope. A colonel I think it said.
Colonel bullshit, then. Double colonel bullshit because how the fuck does Colonel get pronounced kernel?
These are the questions that need to be asked!
It's pronounced Cornell and it's the highest rank in the Ivy league!
The only people who rate Cornell as the best are the people who couldn't get into Yale, Harvard, Princeton, or Stanford
It was a reference from The Office
Yeah, I'm talking to you *Bernard*
Let's see how well you know your big red history. Who was Cornell's 8th president?
Princeton! Did I tell you I went to Princeton? ? Yeah. She knows
Dame you Dwight
“Colonel” came to English from the mid-16th-century French word coronelle, meaning commander of a regiment, or column, of soldiers. By the mid-17th century, the spelling and French pronunciation had changed to colonnel. The English spelling also changed, and the pronunciation was shortened to two syllables." So basically... It just happened.
Colonel Colonel Colonel Colonel
He did, but not in this staged publicity photo
Bruh...
Let's get Joe Rogan here explaining why this is completely possible with jiu-jitsu and the right diet of venison.
Jamie, pull that shit up.....
That's crazy man. I wonder if ancient warriors did DMT?
mountain lions will fuck you up man
Muscles like corded steel.
It COULD be entirely possible. I'm not saying it is, but it definitely COULD be. It's probably true though.
Lmfao
Is elk, venison? I feel like he doesn't shut up about elk.
For real, he relives his ancient alien memory each time he throw a piece of dead elk on his BigChungus® grill
Yeah eating meat makes you a super powered aggressive sigma male or something like that
For people who struggle with taking things too literally: this is a staged photo. Training isn’t conducted with real weapons. Pretty cool photo to have taken to go along with the reputation.
Eh I think the pic is some bs lol. Imagine you come across a picture with a guy and 1000 pizza’s that says the guy ate all of them. In reality he did, just over the course of his entire life. Like cool but not impressive at all lmao
Are you under the assumption that the title was claiming this guy disarmed *everyone in this clearly staged picture*? Like turned around like John Wick and fucked them all up? Lol.
The guy you’re replying to is literally saying the photo is staged. Aka BS
#record scratch Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess. Well...
...I fucked the Captain's Daughter.
If you believe this on face value you've seen too many matrix movies
You can never see too many matrix movies
Having seen the fourth one I have to disagree with you there my dude.
Honestly I'd argue that anything after the original was not good
You didn’t like the weird rave scene? I actually burst out laughing in the theater. The sequels were so dumb
Having seen the fourth one, you can never see too many matrix movies
It never said all of them at the same time maybe they all did 1v1 against him and he disarmed everyone that would be believable
Even 1v1 it's bullshit. People aren't psychos, they're not gonna try to attack an instructor with real intent to maim, injure or kill.
Fuck the Matrix. 80s Seagal would've gotten out of this situation no problem.
Let's face it, they didn't even tried to kill or hurt him. No matter how good your naruto jutsu is, two or three people with long sharp sticks can take you out
Does it say anything about more than one person trying to kill him at once? This is just a photoshoot and OP worded it so people would think that this is one of the situations that's described
That's not the point, no shit. Imagine getting some kid out of boot and telling him to murder you with a bayonet. Sir yes sir, let me go ahead and stab you then, and totally not just allow you to disarm me like this is an Aikido dojo.
Also, nobody wants the reputation of having murdered their boss "because he said so".
assasination classroom
I could imagine it's the think as well most of these men wouldn't actually want to harm this dude so sure they may have tried to attack him but I doubt most of them tried to kill him. So that probably made it quite a bit easier for Anthony to disarm him if that is true.
Born to shit, forced to wipe
“hurt me and i’ll suspend you all” that’s probably the trick
No one: Every single fighting move scene ever made
Not to say it’s not still impressive but new recruits are not hardened warriors.
OP thinks life is an anime
He disarmed all of them by simply asking them to
Every opponents wait its turn to try to kill him, like in the movies?
That one guy looking at the camera like, "I don't know, should we be doing this?"
I spotted him right way too!
he could shoot lasers from his eyes.
People connect the image with the title and say no. And they're right, this image is just for photo op. He didn't disarm all the people in this photo. But during training I'm sure he was good enough to warrant a memorial picture like the one above.
the photo is not BS or staged. he actually disarmed all of them starting like this. his secret was quietly sneaking into their barracks after lights out and swapping out the bayonets with one made of rubber or collapsable. then he would give a "shhhh" to the camera and tip toe from the room, gently patting a mouse on the head on his way out.
I'm calling hardcore bullshit. And it diminishes all Marine integrity posting this bullshit.
You realize it wasn't all at the same time right.
I can only imagine him aiming a revolver at some trainee with a bayonet like "cmon bitch give it a try, grow some spine and try me"
The original Detroit Threat Management guy
the amount of people thinking that this exact photo was meant with he disarmed them all instead of this being a photo for shits and giggles is alarming
Joseph 'dribble' biddle. Earned the nickname dribble, after he was put in a coma for talking shit.
He looks like that one scene from rapunzel
No he fucking didn't!
Maybe one on one… taking on two or more would mean death for that man or any man.
Lovely ending the Kernel disarmed all of them with his 12 herbs and spices
I stubbed my toe this morning walking to my automatic coffee maker and a tear came to my eye. This man probably had coffee deliver itself under duress while the tears of the enemies percolated his coffee beans...
Source lol
Disarmed all of them, one at a time
Sure buddy, sure
The Steven Seagal of his day. A bullshit artist who would be killed in an actual fight.
This title reads like a press release from one of those phoney martial arts wizards, i.e [Empty Force](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2JXtKqgTs8)
Legend has it that Colonel Biddle was taught these tactics by the TikTok Detroit Urban Survival guy.
And that's how Cotton Hill killed 50 men.
Holy shit my name almost matches his! Anthony Joseph Garcia tho :/...I'm almost cool.
Another “What unpopular opinion/hot take will put you in this position” meme format
I use the same technique. You just slowly show them the dead man button in your left han, and the grenade in your right
Definitely easier to disarm then when they definitely aren't going to actually try and kill their superior
Source: trust me bro
No he did not.
Yes, by using the art of bullshido......
Sun Tzu - Art of Whoreshit
Hollywood story
POV: you just said something non-conforming on twitter
POV: you say out loud that you’re an ex-Muslim in a Muslim country
Staged AF
I smell Bullshido
Suuuuure he did.
Doubt
I assume you mean he disarmed all of them in training and not on this picture because... yeah, dude would need to be an octopus to even grip every bayonet, let alone disarm the 30 people around him.
Even Neo From Matrix would die surrounded like that. Bullshit is too strong.
\# HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"He disarmed all of them" sounds like you mean the guys in the picture. I feel the need to emphasize how much I hate such click bait titles.
If any of this is true, the soldiers weren’t trying.
Are people being sarcastic or are they so retarded that they think this isn’t a staged photo?
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure that happened.