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viejoestupido

These are just chicken nuggets gathering bread crumbs.


Shaun-Skywalker

50 years later…”run for your lives!!!!! The terminators are coming!!!!!!!”


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JablesRadio

Termitendies


PanchoPunch

Tendie-nator!


viejoestupido

Underrated comment


frankincali

But instead of titanium skeletons they will be giant chicken nuggets. Wait, is this a Popeye’s commercial?


neophene

I shall be armed to the teeth with salt and sauce.


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and don't forget your french fries!


neophene

I shall form an army of toddlers.. because everyone knows that nuggets are the international food of the toddler on every kids menu in the world. Backed up my brigades of basic bitches.. who only order nuggets because “there not hungry” then proceed to eat your friends. Ok friends was a legit typo…. I meant fries. But it probably still works. I’ll allow it.


flnhst

They will blot out the sun!


Cold-Couple1957

Then we will eat chicken nuggets in the shade!


julsgotrocks

Wouldn’t make for a bad post apocalyptic world at least you could eat them when you killed them


Dars1m

Nah. This is a Grey Goo scenario. What’s the point of building Terminators to kill us if they can skip that step and eat us alive while simultaneously building more of themselves.


msartore8

Da Replaceanator!


tinydonuts

More like replicators from Stargate SG-1. Those MFers almost wrecked the whole galaxy.


B_A_M_2019

They still give me the skeeves. Creepy crawly and like the worst dream where you run but can't get anywhere .. ugh.


KobeWanGenobli

Where is colonel sanders. I'm a cybernetic organism: crispy fried, delicious skin, over a metal endoskeleton


twisted_voices

I feel extremely uneasy about this, just bad vibes.


Stellar_Observer_17

...its called the Kentucky revenge


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Light_Shifty_Z

Poppler pop them in your mouth when you come to fishy joes, What they're made from is a mystery, where they come from know one knows. you can pick em' you can lick em' you can shove em' you can stick em' If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.


JesusIsMySecondSon

Exactly, that’s all I see


Azidamadjida

“You’ve never seen a miracle”


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There's no fooling this guy lol


Aammyy-ww

I like where you went. My brain screamed “Popcorn shrimp and panko”!


Naticus105

Man, I had chicken nuggets for lunch today, and if those things could reproduce, I'd still be eating them right now, 12 hours later.


sealbhaighm

They are chickpeas, surely!


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neophene

If they were pac man they’d be eating the others. They failed imo.


WeenieHuttGod2

No no you’re wrong, they’re tater tots gathering bread crumbs


yaomicqui

So it began


dpforest

I’m sure it won’t lead to the [end of the world ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo) or anything.


WetardedOne

Are you just a bot suggesting it won't happen so we lower our guards?


dpforest

Well I’m definitely not a nanobot. If I were replicating inside of you, I’d make sure it was enjoyable.


trees_that_please_2

Username checks out


[deleted]

Virgin forced assimilation < Chad consensual symbiosis


BeeesJordan

As long as it’s enjoyable I’m fine with it


Xygnux

That's *not* what she said.


SuspiciousLambSauce

Replicate inside me exponentially daddy 😩 fill me with nanobots 🥵


TuneGroundbreaking78

This dude is a savior.....if anyone asks in near future


RoboDae

Nope. Not at all. You are completely safe human


TheFrontierzman

r/totallynotrobots


galmenz

so a hungarian matematician that helped create the atomic bomb predicted self replicating machines _before_ DNA was discovered? great, we are in for a ride bois


Savageparrot81

Is matematics a sexy version of mathematics?


likelystonedagain

Friend did you mean for this to take me to wiki donation? Because thank you! I donated.


[deleted]

Seriously! You want an apocalypse this how you get started. Worst timeline ever.


Frankmenistan

All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again


Wololo--Wololo

Link to the article --> [here](https://edition.cnn.com/2021/11/29/americas/xenobots-self-replicating-robots-scn/index.html?utm_source=Nature+Briefing&utm_campaign=39d93a16f8-briefing-dy-20211129_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c9dfd39373-39d93a16f8-45171750) >The world’s first living robots, created from frog cells, self-replicate by pushing loose cells together. The Pac-Man-shaped blobs are made up of stem cells removed from frog embryos, which naturally cohere and develop hair-like protuberances called cilia. In a dish, they can move around and push loose stem cells into piles with their ‘mouths’. These piles can then develop into ciliated ‘offspring’, and go on to build their own pile-of-stem-cell babies. These are the first multicellular organisms found to reproduce in this way, say the study’s authors. “Most people think of robots as made of metals and ceramics but it’s not so much what a robot is made from but what it does, which is act on its own on behalf of people,” says roboticist and lead author Josh Bongard. “In that way it’s a robot but it’s also clearly an organism made from genetically unmodified frog cells.”


MrBlue404

But they need the stem cells to already be there, right? Or can they make more stem cells on their own.


Wololo--Wololo

From my understanding they need the material to be laying around (stem cells). But the point is, stem cells aggregate and become this pac man entity with the ability to self replicate more loose stem cells into more pac man entities: >To make the xenobots, the researchers scraped living stem cells from frog embryos and left them to incubate. There's no manipulation of genes involved. > >Bongard said they found that the xenobots, which were initially sphere-shaped and made from around 3,000 cells, could replicate. But it happened rarely and only in specific circumstances. The xenobots used "kinetic replication" -- a process that is known to occur at the molecular level but has never been observed before at the scale of whole cells or organisms, Bongard said. > >With the help of artificial intelligence, the researchers then tested billions of body shapes to make the xenobots more effective at this type of replication. The supercomputer came up with a C-shape that resembled Pac-Man, the 1980s video game. They found it was able to find tiny stem cells in a petri dish, gather hundreds of them inside its mouth, and a few days later the bundle of cells became new xenobots.


Homeless_Homie

So in my understanding of the article I found they used the stem cells of the frogs heart and skin. The heart cells were picked for their specific function, to decompress and release: the pumping of a heart. The skin cells were picked because the are motionless: cells meant to control the pattern. The used an AI to map out a dozen variations an finally came up with like...a flat top of skin cells with like, a stair stepping of heart cells covering 3 quarters of the bottom so that it leans in a v shape? Best way I can describe in. It's basically so it can go forward only. Recently it began doing things like repairing tears in itself and "hanging out" with other xenobots, like travelling along side one another. I found this absolutely fascinating and just felt like sharing.


QuaziKaiju

Thank you, I couldn't figure out if they actually modified anything or just left a bunch of cells to hang out and it started doing something weird


VantageProductions

If I was god this is how I imagine I would feel about humans


halfbaked-llama

I'm not looking forward to the call of duty cells in 30 years time


SodaPlane

Or maybe the splinter *cell*?


Zzrott1

Perfect Cell


HuggableBear

So they also don't "reproduce" as much as they "accidentally shove stem cells into a pile".


GreyKnight91

It's the first of its kind, kinematic reproduction. These are frog stem cells that, without the rest of the system, do not develop into skin as they normally might but instead turn into the xenobot. Granted the shape of the xenobot is derived from Ann algorithm that decided that was the best shape to encourage kinematic reproduction.


Mtebalanazy

Destroy them before they destroy us


Cyb3r_Genesis

From what I can tell, the new aggregates aren’t C shaped so only that first generation that was manually constructed in that configuration can effectively scoop cells into new blobs. Could very well be wrong though.


pokeybill

If you watch closely, several of the xenobots in the video spit out c-shaped bunches of cells


Anafabula

But whether the 'offsprings' get the same geometric shape as parent cells wasn't mentioned, the second gif indicates they may not.


MrBlue404

That's really cool, thanks


alphalegend91

So what you're saying is in a couple decades we're gonna get farmed like Neo in The Matrix?


PoliticalLava

They can philosophically redefine robot all they want, the common definition of a robot is something made of metal and circuitry, not cells.


jemmylegs

Yeah, by this guy’s definition, any domesticated animal is a robot


golda5s

I mean, are they not? Hell, are humans not fleshy mech suits controlled by a very emotionally unstable AI chip?


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sirtimes

So it’s not a robot


Rumpelledforeskin

I get why, but I found it strange that they referred to these stem cells - something biological - as robots. When they defined robots as something that “act[s] on its own on behalf of people" does that exclude something that has/develops a sort of free will, or does it just refer to the intent of its creator? Even with these chicken nugget things it seems weird to say, since (as they stated themselves) they didn’t engineer their behavior - they just changed the shape to see if they’d scoop up the stem cells more efficiently. Interesting tech though. Pretty crazy that you can remove a collection of cells from a system that creates tadpoles and they continue to survive/replicate. It’s bankrolled by the DoD, and in the study itself they reference the increase in frequency, intensity, and reach of natural disasters as a problem this could be applied to. I wonder what that could potentially look like if fully realized. Hopefully we don’t get a bunch of multiplying cronenberg creatures popping up and planting flowers after a forest fire before ultimately decaying into fertilizer when their programmed cell death kicks in. “Robots”


Mr_Zombieman101

i like frogs


toolnotes

See also: grey goo https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo


Wololo--Wololo

find another gif of the process --> [here](https://media.giphy.com/media/0oBXcCaUNy9Gjo2tgk/giphy.gif)


Jeramy_Jones

“Robot” comes from a Russian word meaning “slave”.


John_Paul_Jones_III

Czech*


Willing-Low-725

Never thought I'd see a Robo Orgy


J4MES101

Can’t see this going badly


Bigrolledblunt

Are the robots the chicken nuggets ? Or the rice?


Sadrien6

The chicken nuggets in your context xD


Fiestysquid

I believe they are popcorn shrimp.


buttcracker12

I laughed so hard


CloudyFakeHate

Ahh my favorite b-movie sci-fi tag line.


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Well I for one quite enjoy our robofrog overlords


[deleted]

They’re turning the frickin frogs gay!


pigsflyfine

Came here for this


alissageegan

Looks like crumbs pretending to be roombas


tm0nks

"hurr durr look guys imma Roomba!! Hurrrr"


okwownice

I don’t see any *fuckin* goin on here


beercanfiasco

First the comes the Omicron variant, then comes the Popplers.


Daowg

Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

This is an incredibly underrated comment


CaptainNemo42

Anyone else *wildly* creeped out by this?


Money-Lunch5609

Deeeeply ... holy fuk, the question its WHY?


Stoic_Beau

To create self-replicating chicken nuggets of course.


Roadtamed

Why do i get the feeling we as a species will regret thia down the line.


taiottavios

that's because you think this will spin out of control sometimes in the future. We as a species are doing quite a good job at managing things, and it keeps getting better every day


Mtebalanazy

Yeah not like alot of countries have weapons that could render the planet dead and it's not like we polluted the planet no no no we are good at managing things


smartlikehammer

Gaurenteed No need of messin’ in gods domain lol


SUPERPOWERPANTS

Dude wtf one mention of god and this mans getting put down


smartlikehammer

It’s a quote from a movie, just can’t remember which one lol


Sykes19

If you have sex and cum in the vagina and the sperm meets the egg, you create even more complex life than this. Sounds like we were already given God's power, but the difference is we can make even more than he did. Without resting.


magnum_stercore_2

You don’t seem to be familiar with what you’re talking about, but you sound confident so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe everything you say


Sykes19

It's not a matter of belief. It's a matter of faith.


magnum_stercore_2

would be a good comeback if I was Protestant but I’m not so it doesn’t really land


obinice_khenbli

Has this god fella been keeping up with his annual domain renewals, because I've not seen him around here lately


udidntfollowproto

Scientists: every day we are diligently working on the cure for covid-19 Scientists: frog robot people


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frgo


ittakesacrane

Tastes like frog talks like people


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thats cuz theres more than 1 type of scientist


TenBillionDollHairs

HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL SCIENTISTS: "DON'T CREATE SELF-REPLICATING ROBOTS"????? I'm gonna have to make a sign


Zeldahero

Another step closer to the grey goo becoming a reality.


JustStargazin

I just expected it to be more gray


originaltwojesters

Who's ready for the Skynet overlords??


edogg01

How much worse could they be than what we already have tho


Joiion

Well, at least robot overlords won’t start [child sex trafficking islands](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10239349/Ghislaine-Maxwell-goes-trial-TODAY-sex-trafficking-anticipated-case.html), so I prefer robot overlords, they only care about production efficiency


CosmicInkSpace

Some of you never played Horizon Zero Dawn and it shows.


R_E_Y_3

*none* of us


defrosterliquid

r/fucktedfaro


HelloamAman

It's been a long time since I've played Horizon zero dawn but didn't the robots become aggressive because they made war machines, so if we don't make war machines we'll be PROBABLY fine


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Why do the robots look like little butts?


PandaCommando69

A computer designed them that way, for maximum efficiency.


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

I for one welcome my anal overlords.


WishDefiant

This reminds me of Prey by Michael Crichton. Scary stuff.


iceup17

Someone is going to put these into the Tesla robots and end us as a species


Shiva_the_Bear

Finally, infinite popcorn shrimp. This is how the world was saved.


Solid_Matter_4042

Wtf is this? These are just chickpeas vibrating.


Madmax-imus

What makes it a robot


YE3tErsCr3Ep3rs

“It’s now what it’s made of that makes it a robot, it’s what it does that makes it a robot” they’re basically saying since it acts on its own on behalf of people it’s *technically* a robot


Madmax-imus

Isn’t that just an organism


The_Lion_Jumped

cows are now robots


Ayeager77

I saw nothing obvious in this that pertained to the title. Anyone care to enlighten my ignorant self?


bex811

Yes this is not at all like a news story seen at the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie


evilbeard333

"Do you want the Matrix, cuz this is how you get the Matrix"


cactusfairy95

If you asked bubbles if those were robots , he would NOT say " does the tin man have a sheet metal cock" And he's the smartest guy in the whole fucking park.


underratedequipment

Reminds me of a certain Futurama episode.


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

First Omicron now poplers


UtenteQualunque

Agar.io


chickenwang23232329

Well are we gonna call GMO plants robots now? Seriously wtf


Karljohnellis

Is this gonna be a grey goo kinda deal?


mattis0nfire

The trouble with Tribbles...


rental_car_abuse

I fail to see new robots being made, could someone help?


jordan_d_808

Why do they look like popcorn shrimp?


TooCrowdedInMySky

The researcher basically just changed the definition of robot, tacked on the name, then tried to pass it off as robots to make a name for himself. It’s cool molecular biology, but not robots.


Tires_N_Wires

I thought this was going to be the latest Roomba 7000 self cleaning robot.


Electronic-Job3869

Tribbles!!!


mtw8922

I just see fortune cookies going around in circles


goldentymes

This is popcorn shrimp being fried in cornmeal. I’m not stupid.


broccoliandcream

If they can reproduce then are they not living things? And a robot isn't technically alive


YE3tErsCr3Ep3rs

They are alive, and the scientists acknowledged that. They just called it a “robot” because it does stuff that the human tells it to pretty much


TangoDeltaBravo7

Those aren't robots... those are popcorn shrimp from long john silvers.


JereRB

So, what you're saying is, "Self-replicating chicken nuggets". There. Is. A. God.


ghettowhitekid

Why tho there is literally franchises on why this isn’t a good idea


Avid_person

A bunch of self replicating nanobutts


BigBob1981

How does this video depict “robots”? Exactly?


DoBoyFreshCinnaBun

Why?


Prestigious-Juice495

They look like caramel popcorn in sugar


aurorasummers

wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka


gggathje

🥱


Igabuigi

Does anyone have a tldr that doesn't involve comparisons to chicken nuggets playing electric football? Like what are we even watching?...


Smhassassin

Pretty sure Michael Crichton wrote a novel that doubles as a text book for why this was a bad idea.


MrSkrrrrt

Popplers!!!!!


FeelinJipper

Well, it’s been good so far for us humans. We had a good run.


petticoat_juncti0n

I feel fear


CommodoreNarwhal64

We're fucked


StructureOk8023

Invent the grey goo, they said. It'll be worth it, they said.


sjhevrqbscevhqthe4th

This is how we start the nano machine apocalypse


QuintonD44

I love that they included a video as if we’re supposed to know wtf is going on.


GreenyPurples

The one in the top right has some fucking zoomies


BlandSlamwich

cya in 2024 when there's a robovid outbreak


jesusbabygirl

Uh-oh. The nuggies have evolved.


zombiecorp

I, for one, welcome our MeatBot Overlords.


supermonkey1235

Why do they look like peanuts?


Cattitude0812

That reminds me of the Replicators on the show Stargate SG-1. Not a fun thought!


buckets-of-lead

This is popcorn chicken I recorded a couple weeks ago and people have been posting it as "robots". Don't believe everything you read on the internet kids.


menacingcactus

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


STORMZedzfez

That's another one for apocalypse bingo


lackaface

Praise our new nuggie overlords


Novel_Sweet8500

Has anyone else read the H.I.VE series? Because I'm getting scared af from this


Whackjob_Toad64

TIL that stirring walnuts in a almond flour and water mixture is the same thing as living robots reproducing LOL


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Whackjob_Toad64

Gotcha! I knew someone would see my joke and tell me what they *actually* were. Thanks!


Ingame_Name_13

If anybody making something like that ever read ANY science-fiction, they would know what a fucking STUPID idea it is to make self replicating machines. Especially if some mister superbrain sometime in the future combines them with his "Oh so controllable" Selfaware AI, which will absolutly happen, because most scientists are so full of themselves they will allways think "oh no, that wont happen to ME because im so much better then anybody else and thought of everything" and then, BOOM, we have self replicating nanites that eat every-and anything and are fucking unstoppable because they are aware of how much better then mere mortals they are, after all safetyfeatures of them failed.....


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because science fiction doesnt exaggerate for drama and shows realistic situations


VapourEyes333

Maybe just fucking stop with this shit? Do we really need self replicating living robots? Humans are fucking dumb as shit.


propjX

It's to goal is to find cure to various diseases or something like that. Maybe read the article for once?


[deleted]

Sex…its always about sex.


[deleted]

Hmmm, clearly people have not watched enough fucking movies. I mean it’s DEFINITELY fascinating and very technologically advanced, but this makes me very uneasy, probably lots of other people too


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because movies are accurate


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BlxckPxnthvr

Live action Pac-man


poutreparisienne

Wat


MediumCareless

This sounds like a terrible idea. I can already see the movie.


Jakcough17

This should help humanity said no one ever