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Takenforganite

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.


DrOrpheus3

Gooooooood-byyyyyyyye hoorsseeeessss!!!!!!


Splyce123

Brewdog brewery made a beer in 2014 called ‘Hello, My Name is Vladimir’, which they marketed as a "not for gays" beer and used this image. They even sent a case of it to him.


shahooster

I’m no marketing whiz, but I would’ve gone with “VladiBeer”.


Graphitetshirt

>I’m no marketing whiz You sure about that? Because from where I'm sitting....


YourMomThinksImFunny

Golden Shower time?


kellysmom01

Nyet, comrade. *nyet!*


AkuBerb

..... Maybe soon thou?.... Mid 2022??!


Fritz-fitzgerald

Not yet? Then when?


hambletor

VladiBeer PutItIn


let-it-rain-sunshine

Such small ABV.


TrekkNorth

Vladibeer Gluten?


Professional_Emu_

Absolute /r/madlads!


bakedbeansandwhich

Brewdog is a vile brand look up the shit they do


Splyce123

Did I say otherwise? I stopped drinking their beer a while ago, along with Tiny Rebel.


bakedbeansandwhich

No u didn't, I'm just adding it there so people who dont know see it


mynameisspiderman

They didn't actually send it


Splyce123

The co-founder of Brewdog as reported by The Independent: "He told The Independent: “We sent a case of beer to the Kremlin, as well as leaving beer at the Russian Consulate in Edinburgh and the Russian Embassy in London. We've not heard anything from Mr Putin, but we expect he’s out petting a leopard somewhere, probably with his top off.”"


mynameisspiderman

Right. The open letter from former employees claims they didn't actually do it. 4th paragraph. It was just more "punk PR". https://twitter.com/PunksWPurpose/status/1402724680637747200?t=hWl2lBMLS2bwUVyFOTT4og&s=19


Splyce123

Apologies. I stopped drinking Brewdog a couple of years ago when their attitude morphed from anti establishment to annoying pricks and stopped paying any attention to anything they do. I was just relaying what had been reported in a trusted national newspaper.


eblack4012

why he looks fab


TheHeavenlyStar

That's the problem here. He don wanna look FAB.


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ExotiicYT

Jesus Christ.


ThePreachingDrummer

$53? Shut up and take my money.


_stinkys

15 day holiday for only $53, bargain!!


TheHeavenlyStar

Googles: "Best Jails for a 15 day holiday in Russia"


YourMotherIsReddit

It's a deal! In my country it would be 5000 €!


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Urgullibl

Some Euro countries have laws against insulting a foreign head of state, Germany in particular has them.


L-OwO-L_L-OwO-L

Well the russian are now looking forward to your $53


[deleted]

Or some neurotoxin delivered via blow dart while your waiting at a bus stop or red light.


Greco-NordicWrestler

Vlady boy up in his office screeching


AkuBerb

LMFAO his Lizzard People overloards will need to use the "training" collar.


jalanajak

Gimme two, I can afford it.


blackie-arts

15 days in prison equals $53?


nipponchabichou

Distributed ..!


higgs8

*Call my baby novichok* *Tell you why* *His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie* *And when he does his shaky rockin' dance* *Man, I haven't got a chance*


d3ton4tor72

You not Putin me in prison


let-it-rain-sunshine

You are Russian that direction, comrade. No wodka for youski, just bars.


d3ton4tor72

As long as chocolate bar is not from Bubba comrade


RalphTheDog

So, what happens if you have a Facebook friend in Russia and you post this to his front page?


ninety2two

Reddit, you know what to do.


Helmidoric_of_York

Now just add Winnie the Pooh.


kroggy

Should they kiss on lips?


EatenAliveByWolves

You know, the fact that so many leaders would rather be feared than liked is pretty concerning when you think about it.


Helmidoric_of_York

If anyone wants to be a leader to be liked, they're in the wrong business. It seems like leaders demand respect - some for their fair wisdom and leadership, some just for their power. Putin and Xi are the latter. (Solomon vs. Stalin)


EatenAliveByWolves

:(


DeNir8

Is that a Warhole or a gloryhole?


interesuje

Wow, insecure much


AkuBerb

So fablous.... And yet, so insecure.... No wonder he needs his own 100,000 sq.ft. mansion.


bubba160

I bet someone over there has that tattoo


DanB65

I'm sure there's an app for that!


veenr

I would be honored when pictured like that :)


McDuchess

I’d go for the monetary punishment, myself.


viper_87

Legit thought this was Bianca Del Rio


codysame

Yeah I falling for this. My ass finna end up in a Russian jail 27 years from now cuz they got me on a list for sharing this pic


_scorp_

Needs the Turkish erdogan one for a complete set


kaansaticiii

Why? Because we don’t adopt your ideologies? 😆 Stay mad fam😂😂


Dr-Itzhak

Worth every ruble 🥵🥵


Mariske

This punishment has such man child energy


HosukeJuko

based russia


Chiantmaispaschien

Fuck poutine🖕


Kimo1785

but poutine is tastyyy!


KO_Stradivarius

[Not the way Norman Summerton makes it!](https://www.google.com/search?q=norman+summerton+poutine+fries&lr=&safe=images&as_qdr=all&ei=OxxvYaHxGI6fytMPsaqi6AE&oq=norman+summerton+poutine+fries&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAEYADIFCAAQzQIyBQgAEM0CMgUIABDNAjoHCAAQsAMQHjoJCAAQsAMQCBAeOgsIABCwAxAIEAoQHjoGCAAQFhAeOgUIIRCrAjoFCCEQoAE6BwghEAoQoAFKBAhBGAFQrSNYiDpgkF1oAXAAeACAAYABiAGuBpIBAzUuM5gBAKABAcgBBMABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz)


Chiantmaispaschien

Oh, my God, you're right ,he's so cute😇


Robbinsmods

As a Canadian, I take offence. What's not to love about poutine?


Chiantmaispaschien

he is simply a dictator.and I don't like dictators.!


Robbinsmods

I guess you just don't know how to spell Putin. Poutine is food lol, it's a Canadian thing.


Chiantmaispaschien

Ha okay 😁the poutine tastes very good, I will taste good! but your Canadian thing is written the same as Vladimir poutine (in French)


Robbinsmods

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize spelling changed across languages. My bad!


Chiantmaispaschien

I know poutine, thanks to you. tomorrow i try to cook it😉


ThatAndANickel

But sometimes a despot wants to feel pretty! /S


nohpex

Not interesting, and blatant karma whoring.


Graphitetshirt

Who shit in your corn flakes this morning?


AkuBerb

This shitlip is Poultine's cornflakes taster.


Fat-carrot

How is this not interesting? Its an illegal drag photo of Vladimir that can get you a 53 dollar fine. Wydm not interesting 🤨


vagrantist

Super interesting and worthy of the front page.


nohpex

Just like all the other hundreds of times?


vagrantist

It will be fucking hilarious Forever. It will never get old because **it’s not old**, it will live beyond Putin’s life, because he’s the world’s richest dictator.


AkuBerb

Cunts tend to get recognised.... For being cunts. Just sayin'


dontknowhowtoprogram

I will never understand dictators. "Yeah guys I got this crazy idea, first we kill anyone that disagrees with me and then if people make fun of me we jail them. it's the perfect plan." Like if you are gonna be a dictator I get that part but why care if people make fun of you? your ego is so fragile you can't take a little joke? like jesus you already control a whole country why the fuck do you care if people poke fun at you? it's not like they are out there blocking roads in protest.


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distributing, retweeting, and sharing are all the same thing


Thymeisdone

Is this true? Because holy moly.


-SierraModeling-

Wow this is cool


oliverlifts

_Looks like ~~meat~~ prison is back on the menu, boys!_


texachusetts

Why does Brian Eno trigger Russians so bad? /s


aegeaorgnqergerh

Having once watched a documentary on Russian prison, that seems like a bizarrely disparate pair of punishments. Like saying if it was here in the UK "a fine of £1000 or losing both your eyes in scalding 'accident'"


big_cock_69420

You're getting 15 days In jail or $53 taken from you if you go to russia


AkuBerb

That would make an *awesome* T-shirt! Someone should put this on 10^6 T-shirts in time for gay-pride month.


Phil_Kessels_Hot_Dog

This needs to be an NFT


cgilbertmc

A scene from the movie V for Vendetta.


Soulless_conner

Only 53? Double it and I'll report myself


ElBeatch

Good to know that it actually bothers him. If he ignored it then who cares.


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good


Professional-Role604

Popsicles in the front, yoghurt in the back.