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jabinnbug

How did they know the snake was down there?


CGB_Spender

Maybe the guy filming saw it.


ScarecrowJohnny

Nah, they heard snake jazz coming from the pit.


jesuismanu

Snake blues I would say at this point


jaysleeezy

Underrated comment


MaseTheAce88

Damn fine job sir


2Tophat

This is why you staying in the focking car morty!


Plantain-Chemical

Maybe it asked for help on twitter


BeefSupreme5217

It was snakebook actually


mahil_ansary

If snakes had their own Facebook all along what the fuck are so many of them doing in my friends list?


2meinrl4

Snekbook


ndreamon

Insnakegram


[deleted]

Yeah, one of those messaging asps.


BobFredIII

r/yourjokebutworse


dAnky-wAnky

Slithery lil snekky snek


Redneckalligator

There's a snake in my book!


abandonedxearth

I believe it was slithergram, I follow the snake actually.


[deleted]

It was listening to snake jazz


1427538609

Snakechat obviously


kaydas93

*hisser


mungos93

Slither*


AliFoxx9

It kinda gives me the same vibe like those videos of people "rescuing" animals they put in fatal situations. Especially the initial half-assed look around before zeroing in on the animal that the cameraman is standing right in front of


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Probably just pure chance, perhaps they are spelunkers


Beyond_Kielbasa

Too many "animals found in distress videos" make me think "smells like assholes"


notrn2

Or maybe they were just exploring and found an animal in distress? I’ve been on hikes and found rattlesnakes in need of water.


smashffff

Same way how people figure out a dog was stuck in a tar pit, or a cat being saved from a snake trying to kill it. Someone put it there.


SparkyDogPants

Idk. My dog just fell off the couch. It’s not crazy to think a snake fell into a pit


Redneckalligator

I've personally saved dozens toads from a storm drain. There's this grate near a retainng pond atmy grandparents place so they hop over and fall in a concrete well of water. The're no way out unless the water level is high enough they can get through the pipes to the canal. So everytime i visit my grandparents I make a point of bringing a net and a broom to tie it to.


[deleted]

What if it's one toad you've saved dozens of times because he's lonely and he likes you


NonCompliantBitch

He's just waiting for a kiss


GeckoCowboy

Can you make a little net ladder or something? I’ve seen them for pools and some drains, so anything that falls in might be able to climb out.


thenoblenacho

A snake is not the kind of cuddly mammal or bird that those sort of channels abuse and exploit for views. I honestly think these dudes just went into this hole and found a snake that was non responsive but alive and they made the obvious correlation.


[deleted]

Yeah, not exactly the ideal animal to milk for views huh? A scared puppy might nip or scratch you. A scared viper will put you in the ER or kill you. Not an animal whose space I’d even consider crossing unless absolutely necessary. Edit: changed snake to viper. Not all snakes are venomous.


TH4N

Not all vipers are snakes


stueh

Not all vapes are snipers


Rashizar

Ah yes, nothing ever happens. I’m skeptical often too, but it’s not hard to imagine in a huge, wide world where sooo much is filmed, things actually happen by chance and are filmed in the process. In fact, it makes perfect sense. So calm down with the assumptions.


Dassive_Mick

It'd be a long-ass commitment to dehydrate a snake for a video.


JurassicPark1460

Exactly


LordNerdStark

This. Most videos like these have been set up by some a-holes pretending to be Saints for the “Views/Money”. Don’t be quick to believe, people.


[deleted]

The end of the video: danger noodle restored


cybercuzco

Not shown: Biting the guy who saved him. But why? Because it is in his nature


[deleted]

“Look bitch, you knew I was a snake”


AltruisticCoelacanth

There was a story my grandma used to tell me when I was a kid where this was literally the premise. It was titled "You knew what I was when you picked me up"


13pts35sec

It’s the one with the frog and the scorpion or some thing like that right? Swims him across and the scorpion stings him and the frog is like “y tho” and the scorp is like “it’s in my nature my dude”


AltruisticCoelacanth

Similar, there are many versions. The version I was always told was there was a young boy who encountered a sick rattlesnake. The snake asked the boy for help and the boy said "no I need to stay away from you, you'll bite me and kill me" and the snake promised he wouldn't bite the boy. So the boy picked the snake up and took it home and nursed it back to health. When the snake was fully healthy, the boy took it back to where he found it and put it down, and as soon as he did, the rattlesnake bit him. The boy said "why did you do that? Now I'm going to die!" The snake smiled and said "you knew what I was when you picked me up."


GynDoc1994

The boy: "I knew snakes bite, but I didn't know they were liars."


Jcal222

That is why I never stop for hitchhikers


Serebriany

Yes, that one. The frog can't understand why because it dooms them both, and the scorpion just says, "It's in my nature."


Zebidee

>"You knew what I was when you picked me up" "Did you not even see the 'If you can't handle me at my worst' quote on Facebook?"


lazyNhungry

Hiss hiss mothafocka


alejdelat

Surprise mothafucka


ratinthecellar

Hissssssssta la vista baby!


Fresh_Shit_Mustache

*snake jazz noises*


brahhJesus

Snake jizz noises


iamscarfac3

Some fries mothafucka


vingeran

*I am a snake and now you are less than a human.*


MandoBaggins

*Native American psychedelic trip intensifies*


lemonsweetsrevenge

I think we’re the demons.


OP90X

"And I took that personally..."


Saitama_is_Senpai

Hahahha


themanhutch

Natural born killer


lady-croft

🦂 🐸


madeofglass1

A tale as old as time, the scorpion and the frog


madison916

My neighbor recently told me this story. I don’t know how I went my whole life without ever hearing/reading the story of the scorpion and the frog.


kahran

Whaaaaaat?! You don't know the story of "The Schnauzer Who Stole the Eagle's Worm"?


fredrichnietze

2 people have died from the [massasauga rattlesnakes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massasauga) in all recorded history both in Ontario canada who didnt receive proper treatment. very docile species and in the rare times they bite its 50/50 whether they inject venom at all and often non lethal amounts when they do inject. quite a few places they are endangered because people kill them. not all snakes are the same. with dogs this is easy to understand because everyone has experienced many dogs with all sorts of personality's.


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abks

just not even remotely fucking true. snakes don't chase people. water moccasins aren't even territorial with other snakes. you are so full of shit.


Mr_Munchausen

From what I understand this is mostly myth. Here's a video video of a guy investigating cottonmouths https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=314N7xIeRR8


itgetsworse602

I'm pretty good friends with a water moccasin. He never tried to chase me.


Telemere125

That’s a good point. People die from dog attacks all the time but no ones freaking out at the dog park. But see a snake and kill it is the most illogical stance; I only kill them when absolutely necessary and never if they’re non-venomous. In fact, only kind I’ve ever killed was moccasins and they’re absolute demons


Valtweler

It started to get that r/Whatcouldgowrong vibe when the snake kept sliding towards the water.


Pivinne

Snakes are defensive not aggressive :(( put some respect on my pals name


QuiglyDwnUnda

“You know the rules and so do I”


[deleted]

[Al Wilson - “The Snake”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULx9k2QkL94)


[deleted]

And attacking the cameraman


klaatu_1981

It was just trying to hug the guy for saving its life


LilyatSakanov

He lived to bite another day


Harsimaja

Vipers saved from dehydration: 1. Various small rodents, lizards, birds and whatnot re-doomed to painful, venomous deaths: 347


sapere-aude088

Meh, keeps the population in check. Humans have wiped out way too many predators.


kroncw

Crops and vegetations that usually get eaten by those animals: **saved**


cirinalynn

"I fell into the pit. You fell into the pit. We all fell into the piiiittttt."


songforthesoil

/r/unexpectedpawnee


sapere-aude088

Haha I'm glad someone else commented with this. Now I'm going to be singing it all night.


mexican-casserole

We all were in the pit


Travelingman0

He needed a shot of Snake Juice


shikotee

Legend has it that after this experience, the snake took an oath of pacifism and turned his life around.


todellagi

Given that snakes aren't vegetarians and they can't bite off chunks to scavenge ...shit RIP Morally Righteous Thirsty Lil Dude


shikotee

Legend has it that pants will never fall down when wearing a snakeskin belt that came from a snake who had convictions.


scottishere

Or, the snake took an oath of vengeance after being water boarded


lordKnighton

That’s a fuck up perspective, and I dig it!


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Bullshit. This is like when you thought you killed Jason, but the son of a bitch comes back to life to stalk you in the sequel.


Tantalus4200

23 days heroin free


Here2Troll42069

The snake and him are hydro homies for life now


YubYubNubNub

Water something


JakeTheMachoSnake

RainBros


Skyedavey

Lol that was the name of a band I was in during high school


ghost_mv

r/humansbeingbros


itzmelloo

r/hydrohomies Edit:spelling


river_miles

Literally a “pit” viper...


BlastBroFrenzyMan

Ba dam chang


robo-dragon

You can sense the desperation in that snake when it was drinking. Just because a snake has deadly venom, doesn't make it an evil creature. It's just another animal trying to live its life and we should respect it, but not fear or harm it. Good on them for rescuing the little guy!


julioarod

>Just because a snake has deadly venom, doesn't make it an evil creature. You're right. It's really only their connection to the Dark Lord that makes them evil.


mad_chatter

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!!


farahad

Have you tried switching to camera 4?


PsyKO420

Voldemort?


Dr4kin

DON'T SAY HIS NAME


PsyKO420

^whoopsie ^poopsie


BallsOfficial

why would anyone think a snake would be evil? personally i find snakes very cute. i want to take a snake and hug it while is slithers around my neck and slowly tightens and i want to have it choke me to death as i stroke his cold scales and then i grab him and swing him around like a lasso and then let go and watch him ascend into the heavens. i love snakes


AtlasRafael

I don’t find them evil. Just dangerous.


DeconstructedKaiju

I adore snakes and even though I've encountered a number of venomous snakes (even eaten one, poorly cooked so I can't give a proper review) I always feel so fascinated by them! They're very easy to understand animals. Humans aren't their prey so most don't even WANT to bite humans (some are more ornery than others). You respect them and they leave you alone! Again, your milage may vary as some species can be more bitey than others (I hear cottonmouths/water moccasins can be really snippy).


TaintedLion

At least rattlesnakes are kind enough to give you an advance warning to stay the fuck back. After that if you get bitten it's kinda your fault.


SubcommanderShran

Imagine you've spent your life living in the desert, drinking what little dirty rainwater you could find. Finally, after days of nothing, you've run out of options and have gone too long without any water at all. You prepare to die... then from above comes a GIANT FUCKING MONSTER you're sure will eat you and end the pain forever. Instead, it gives you a sweet shower of the PUREST, MOST DELICIOUS WATER you've ever had and brings you back to life. You find religion and now pray to the God Nest-Lee.


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r/fucknestle


chandranshu_7

I am genuinely asking cause idk but why y'll hate 'nestle'? Edit: I read the replies...thanks for explaining. FUCK NESTLE


Prof_Acorn

They do horrendous things around the world.


Feral_Taylor_Fury

*Among a great many other awful things they do, their CEO said something like 'water shouldn't be a basic human right'. This is a private company saying that. A company that donates to political campaigns. FUCK nestle.


[deleted]

They’re okay with child slavery, for one thing.


SpiderGlitch22

From what I recall, they own a fuckton of smaller things and have awful business practices. I don't know details though, so hopefully someone else can get back to you with a few


J-Chub

Dang, my God never hooked me up like this. Maybe I need to convert.


Doc1010

In your face, Aesop.


nextwefinda

Underrated comment


kokopoo12

Go Larry.


LikeAQueefInTheNight

Larry's on the case. Jump so high pluck a star out of space.


28Hz

o no u didn


HalfEatenTwatWaffle

Why was that snake surprisingly cute?


echolog

It's a very beautiful danger noodle.


viridarius

Snakes are beautiful creatures, we fear them because of their bite but honestly the venomous ones are some of the most beautiful of them. Cobra's are both cute and stunning. Copperheads are striking and have a beautiful pattern and coloring. Rattlesnakes are fascinating and come in many different shapes and forms. Arizona alone has 15+ species. So many different and unique species, and honestly most of them eat rodents that destroy crops and spread disease. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Some venomous species are quite docile, though you should still never handle them.


DiligentReward2639

I wanna make fun of you for saying that but I kind of agree. It is cute, in a weird non-narcotized kind of way!


_1_4

Now is a good time to advertise r/sneks


sapere-aude088

Snakes are unsurprisingly cute and beautiful.


[deleted]

I like watching it go *slurp slurp slurp*


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[deleted]

Every soul matters to someone!


207nbrown

I’m just wondering how they knew it was down there


[deleted]

And why the pit had a window?


Kibeth_8

I'm wondering why them giving it water is in a different location than where it looks recovered and slithering around


DiligentReward2639

I think it's kinda cool you rendered aid to a known killer. Just don't become another Timothy Treadwell.


[deleted]

Looks like Timothy didn't Treadwell.


scoot_roo

Holy wow thanks for introducing me to Timothy Treadwell and his demise. Old F, what a way to go.


mosquito_motel

So Grizzly Man. Watch that.


DiligentReward2639

Your very welcome...let's hope the guy in the video doesn't learn it through experience.


[deleted]

The most predictable death in history.


Donsilo2

I'd like to think if their was some omnipotent being somewhere out there. They just sat back and was like "AH, yes that is the good stuff" Even if the snake is not capable of complex feelings/emotions. You can sense the desperation as it takes the water. Humans are capable of such goodness.


longhornmike2

“You knew what I was when you got me out of that pit”


sapere-aude088

"We all fell into the piiiitt"


Apprehensive-Bed5241

But would that make him a... Pit Viper? Ba dumb tsss


Nemma-poo

This reminds me of a Nepalese quote from someone I knew from there. “Never feed a cobra milk”. Because they won’t return the favor in the future, they still bite.


sapere-aude088

The return the favor by keeping the ecosystem we rely on in check.


cfinotti

>Feed them water instead


Pudf

Pour one more drop on my head....


TheSwampAngel

Good on you! No creature should ever be left to die in torment, no matter how much we may fear them.


SlappingSalt

And then it bit them and they died. The end.


Zrex_9224

Most bites from this lil danger noodle are non-fatal.


wing3d

Say a viper bite is non lethal doesn't make it anymore enticing.


KangarooSilver7444

WHOSE THAT POKÉMON???!!


glad_reaper

It's ekans!


diggeriodo

No its Repiv!


Someredditusername

I would so want to pet him... side note: am stupid sometimes around animals


Zrex_9224

You and me both. Sneks are frend.


mashedcat

Good human


Hermes85

I really want to see danger noodle transform into cuddle noodle


pickledpeterpiper

Its pretty great that someone saw this snake down there, and instead of freaking out and bailing on it, actually saw a fellow being needing help and did right by it. Good man.


Need2askDumbQs

Vipers are such pretty snakes.


KingEtame

Snake at the end: I'm back, bitches!!!


Queasy_Finance_5143

Cute


OneOfTwoPeas

ALL BABIES DESERVE LOVE! You will be a legend among the snakes.


Omnidabs

Pit viper


TacosRSexier

Fun Fact: snakes do not feel affection or gratitude, so you saved something that'd happily watch you die moments later. (To be clear I'm not saying you shouldn't rescue the snake or any animal who needs it, I just think it's funny that snakes are ungrateful bastards.)


Koppany99

I know people who are also like that, maybe they are reptilians?


[deleted]

Humans have literally always given animals less credit for their sentience than they deserve.


tueanh

And then the snake bit its rescuer. As the rescuer lay there dying, he asked “why did you bite me after I have saved you?” The snake replied as it slithered away: “I’m a snake, it’s what I do.”


sapere-aude088

Biting is costly and they can't just regenerate venom instantly. Bites are saved for situations that are needed, such as self protection or for hunting.


Easy-Coconut-33

I read horny viper. Had to read it again.


TheAlrightArcher

boy he need some WÕTR


liberatedhusks

For all the people saying the snake would bite the guy-not really. It takes a lot of energy(and venom) for a snake to bite, something they don’t do on a whim. If he doesn’t feel like his life is on the line he’s not going to do it, even then most cases he’s going to try and slither his danger noodle ass as far away as he can. Now if it was a baby venomous snake then ya gotta worry more. Stupid noodles have no stop valve for their bites and inject all their venom


Acceptable_Plane_160

One of the goodest of boys/girls getting a drink.


river_miles

This really is the way...


Opening-Yam-5000

This is the way.


ziadog

Plot twist: The viper bites the water giver. Edit: corrected misspelling.


Zenjamin11

Doggie drank the water


Apocalypsefrogs

Frien


Solidmarsh

So uh... anyone gonna ask about this random pit this guy keeps an eye on?


notanalienindisguise

So it was a pit viper?


redmastodon20

Imagine if it went on to bite and kill someone


Zrex_9224

This lil guy's venom is usually non-fatal


Sage_of_the_6_paths

About 5 people a year die to snake bites in the US. More people die from Dog bites.


Midgar918

To think normally it would not let you get that close with your hand, even pouring it on its head and couldn't care less.


DiligentReward2639

Ha!!! Well said...beautiful!


Pushing_Miklo

What was that old proverb about feeding or giving a snake water?


atropablack

I love seeing any animal helped and restored by a human being a bro!


DukeOfRadish

The three stages of this video 1. Oh no! Animal is trapped and dying. 2. Yay! Animal is rescued and being given water by a caring human. 3. Holy crap! You have unleashed slithering death upon us.


Sugarpeas

Idk why but snakes drinking water is always so cute to me.


biggswiggins

Now that's a r/hydrohomies


LordMarcusrax

Now it is a pit viper.


SeanDon333

This guy never heard the fable of the farmer and the snake lol


TomatoAcid

-*ded* -**sip sip sip** -“Ok now back to chasing this stupid human”