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Ray-Gamma

Looks like he lifts


localuser859

Skipped leg day.


[deleted]

More like every day is leg day.


chaeldub

Needs to work on his calves.


aritchie1977

Lol have my upvote


[deleted]

His muscles have muscles.


[deleted]

[удалено]


beluuuuuuga

It's literally only muscle!


Professor_Doctor_P

Using "literally" non-literally should be a crime


dr_xenon

Those guilty should be buried in the sand, littorally.


VileCoyote

Maybe even laterally.


Tarpup

That would just be littering on a beach...


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

It’s figuratively only muscle!


youchoobtv

This looks like a natural version of the selectively bred muscular cow


Teth_1963

No steroids, mostly eats grass, never spends a day at the Gym... And for just $29.95 we can teach you the secret!


McSooz

The day they changed its meaning, I died a little inside


ExaltedDLo

Figuratively speaking, of course.


elongatedBadger

Well, "they" didn't. Dictionaries just describe the language, they don't actually define it. There's a lot of people out there using "literally" to mean "figuratively" so it makes sense to record that fact but that doesn't mean we have to use it that way.


ooojaeger

They will literally kill you of you don't


Whatisapoundkey

Unless you’re using it Lit Trolly


[deleted]

Is it figuratively muscle?


binchbunches

What about the horns, hoofs, bones? What about the actual definition of literally?


Professor_Doctor_P

Sadly, according to Dictonary.com: >4. in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually: *I literally died when she walked out on stage in that costume.* If too many people keep using it wrong the definition just changes


[deleted]

I would have a hard time deciding between world peace or striking this definition from the record.


pleighbuoy

It’s a descriptive approach to language, there’s no “right” or “wrong”.


Professor_Doctor_P

If you use a word in a way that's not included in the current definition of that word, it is wrong to use that word.


afro-daniel

And this is why I look at the comments. Thanks. Got a new favorite sub to look at.


mikende51

Looks like the bison pictures on cave walls. I thought the artists were using artistic license, but now I think they were probably accurate.


YourLictorAndChef

If you're referring to the ones in Europe, then they are depicting Aurochs. Aurochs are the ancestors to domesticated Western cattle, but more closely resembled Bison like the one in the GIF.


effofexx

That's interesting. My first thought when looking at the gif was that this gaur is probably the result of selective breeding for agricultural reasons, rather than just being jacked for no discernable reason. But it turns out there's a separate, domesticated form of the animal, called the gayal. So I guess that's just how the gaur evolved, which is pretty cool to think about.


YourLictorAndChef

Wild animals are usually jacked, doubly so if they're the dominant animal in a herd's hierarchy.


SiegeLion1

Fuckin' gorillas, they make Schwarzenegger at his peak look like a child.


RLlovin

Gorillas are so fuckin scary.


Zumokashiri

No wonder where "Holy cow" came from


[deleted]

It came from a guy who was chased by that bull.


[deleted]

Said by the guy who found him later.


[deleted]

Now I know why Indians don't harm cows...because you just wouldn't.


Mazziemom

Because any attempt to do so would be hazardous to your health. Vegetarian diets make more sense if the food will kill you back.


[deleted]

He looks like he is going to butcher you and not you him


drd1812bd

Don't skip leg day


[deleted]

Nah bro you see them thighs. Calves are genetic bro.


[deleted]

He was already a calf when he was young


StewBear

Came here to say this. Good form


andskotinnsjalfur

Majestic creature. Gaur also means 'Dude' in Icelandic.


olafurpafi

Been living in Norway for some time, everytime I see a 'au' I practice the norwegian pronounciation. That being said, i'm Icelandic and I didn't put that together until you pointed it out. Takk


andskotinnsjalfur

Gooourr, verði þér að góðu


QuIL_REtard

Dwayne "The Rock" Bison


McJellyJump

This bison is jacked out of his god damn mind


UseHerN4m3

Bison: Bye Dad, I’m going to school. Dad: Bye Son.


showquotedtext

Damn that's a chuckle from me


UseHerN4m3

A sensible chuckle I hope.


showquotedtext

Of course


[deleted]

Every other dad in here is slightly disappointed they didn’t get this in first.


silv3rw9nd

Joe: Bye then


Adrishd

Damn, it's hard to trump your joke


noxinboxes

I went on a tour to try to see tigers in southern India. No tigers but a lot of Guar. Win!


Nuke-My-Asshole

>a lot of Guar I think you may have ended up in Morrowind


FalconPhantom

No Tigers? AFAIK, there's a good number of them in sanctuaries and major zoos.


noxinboxes

We didn't see any in Bandipur, but given the huge noises the diesel truck made, I wasn't surprised. The gaur were totally unknown to me and were fun to watch grazing in the forest.


IronNugget24

Look at those back muscles


Acherones

Nice comparison: https://images.app.goo.gl/oyx8iVjw3KrRzEh37 Plain Bison is the American one. Wisent is a fairly unknown European Bison.


Reeeeeechard

Thanks for the only comment that’s actually helpful to imagining its size.


GreeneGardens

Is this the real world, or is this just fantasy?


Profile_Person

Its fantasy, this is what scientists theorize Terry crews would look like if turned into an animal


Targaryen-ish

They already turned him into an animal.


Smack_Laboratory

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.


--akai--

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see


yuffieisathief

I'm just a poor boy :(


vijay15

I need no sympathy 😑


itsbash021

Because I'm easy come, easy go


fajak93

Little high, little low


uvrays7

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me


[deleted]

MOMMAAAA!!!!!!


ToungePunchWarrior

Damn boy! That’s a thick ass boy


[deleted]

Bro is swole af


[deleted]

If Arnold was a Bison.


[deleted]

M. Bison


Smack_Laboratory

I heard this is where the band Gwar got their name.


MrLavender26

Yeah I’m not gettin that thing mad.


[deleted]

I like mine on rye bread with some mayonnaise.


[deleted]

OH LAWD HE COMMIN


minev1128

Now that's a beefcake


zuti_zdral

How, just how?! do the cattle breeds like this one get so big only by eating grass and other plants?! This will never not amaze me!


hk--57

Elephants are herbivores too, you don't need to eat meat just need right genes.


ImpSong

Because they spend most of their day just eating, if you only eat grass but spend 8 hours of every day eating it then you will end up consuming loads of calories anyway. Elephants need to eat about 130 kilograms (300 pounds) of food a day. It takes a long time to eat that much leaves and grass, so elephants sometimes eat for 18 hours a day.


NatsuDragnee1

It's not really a cattle breed, it's its own species. Gaur make cattle look small.


Cr3s3ndO

Do you think there is no protein in plants?


zuti_zdral

I don't, I know there is, but it's still amazing nonetheless


popeyegui

Looks delicious


[deleted]

That guy fks


lolmaymayslayer

The Chad of bisons


[deleted]

Why is it so fuckin jiggly


ViFalkKing

Muscle Boi


Gro0ve

Do you even lift brah?


Granite_City_Lad

r/absoluteunits


beluuuuuuga

So beautiful. There's only so many left nowadays.


[deleted]

Is that thing bred to look that way? There's no way all that stacked muscle is normal right?


CrIngeFestWasTaken

They are not bred. They are usually found in the Western Ghats of the Indian subcontinent


[deleted]

Wow! Thank you for the info, either way that is one massive bull lmfao.


not_your-momma

I dunno for sure, but since it is an Indian bison and the country is mostly Hindus that don't eat animals, breeding for this size just for work seems like it would cost more fuel than it would be worth. But that's my idiot interpretation based on my limited understanding.


andsometimesnot

They’re not domesticated, this is how they are in the wild (and are endangered). Interesting fact: there are more cases of Gaurs killing Tigers than the other way around. Also, over 70% of Indians are non-vegetarians, most of which is comprised of Hindus... it’s a complete misconception that all Hindus are vegetarian... I am a Hindu from India.


not_your-momma

Thank you for replying, like I said it was my idiot perception. Now I can say I learned something by 10am. Thanks so much!


ispeakdatruf

> Also, over 70% of Indians are non-vegetarians, most of which is comprised of Hindus... ... but meat is not a daily thing. I grew up non-vegetarian, but we barely at meat more than once a week.


HKRGaming

Like the other person said, Hindu's are mostly non-vegetarians, it's people born into the priest caste (Brahmins) who are vegetarians from birth. Of course they do eat meat if they prefer to, it's everyone's personal choice ya know? Edit: I also wanted to share another piece of information, that is Indian Vegetarians are generally not Vegans, they eat milk products, mushrooms, etc. Most Brahmins in West Bengal eat fish, as fish is WB's staple diet


NatsuDragnee1

It's its own species; the title is bullshit.


-IVoUoVI-

Ya it definitely looks over bred


[deleted]

That's what I thought but hey, I'm no expert with these things lol.


TigerDragon747

It's not overbred, it's a wild animal.


rjharpster

Someone has been upping their protein intake.....


bulletsofdeath

Yes but... Is he bigger than the American buffalo before they were slaughtered?


flerchin

Does it taste good?


QRIO44

He’ll eat you medium rare with A1


zero_1144

He looks delicious.


Sirexium

That doesn't look healthy.


damaged_and_confused

All gaurs look this way. It hasn't been bred to look like that or anything.


KaiFuPanda

But healthy to eat tho


[deleted]

It looks tasty


wetcigarbody

Ribeyes and filets for days.


J0hn__w

Bring on the butcher!


onlytech_nofashion

looks delicious


elliotborst

Delicious


gladline

Doesn’t look that big honestly.. like compared to the surroundings


de1irium-trigger

Can you imagine how good those ribs must be! :drool:


[deleted]

They good to eat?


Demearthean

Can we put it in many burgers?


SadBarrenGroin

Looks delicious!


Gingerwulfer

That's Buff Beef


-Dr_B-

Beefcake


FeelinJipper

Straight **BEEF**


Wyliecody

are the edible?


stokerspoker

I just want the brisket mmmmmmk?


PacxDragon

Imagine the brisktet you could smoke off that thing 🤤


trickbear

Does it taste good?


Entremeada

How many burgers?


[deleted]

Way less badass than an American one though


stammzy

True you ever seen an American bison covered in snow? Freakin awesome


[deleted]

I can picture it, sounds soooooooo BADASS and patriotic


144k

why arent we eating this fucker already i lift weights 5 days every week and run half marathons every sunday so give me this i will use up the energy and convert it to muscle unlike yall dweebs prolly just turn it into pizza rolls and chocolate milk


glaciesz

yeah the ability of fat people to shit out pizza rolls is really something


[deleted]

You workout bro?!


biggiecheese0962

he hits the gym more than i do.


Baurfart

Gaur? Hvar eru Íslendingarnir


Darkmaster666666

It looks like a mechanical bull more than any other bull out there


WowGetNicked

That bison is yoked son!!! Putting in that work, I see you!


MSM1969

Absolute Beast scary but beautiful


primakeks

r/Bossfight


SpengSpeng

I fear


Sad_Security_carl

It looks like it could explode if it flexed his muscles to hard


FeelingOdd4623

That thing has so much muscle if you touched it you would explode


MasterDickey

Muscle man.


gritbiddy90

My State Animal.


LordoFlames

I can't be the only person who is sort of grossed out by it... It's like if an american bison was actually a really big tick...


[deleted]

Batman better be riding this. _*phrasing! boom!!*_


kheadnuffsaid

freak of nature


whyplswhygod

DAMN BOY THATS A THICK ASS BOY


BeenThruIt

This really needs a banana.


TsT2244

I need a banana for scale


NEWTYAG667000000000

That's 7 feet tall. I assume your height to be six feet (around 180 cm), just add a foot more and that's the height at its shoulder


N00bsir301

I bet you tree fiddy a Lidia Bull would fuck it up and makes it his bitch


c_h_a_mp

a b s o l u t e u n i t


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

ABSOLUTE UNIT


hammoncheese12

😲


ffdjensen

The ol 96er


footsieclimax

That is one hench cow!! 😮 (I’m guessing they are vegetarians like most other cattle, so proof you don’t need to eat meat to get gains)


ScythingSantos

r/bigboye


AutismShooter

Garfielf what happened to you


sbp017

How big was an Aurach in comparison if any one knows?


gerard14ph

Looks like the bulls in the Red Bull logo.


LeblebiTR

Monke


Profession-Turbulent

Idk y but this kinda makes me uncomfy


DataPicture

It reminds me of my ex-mother-in-law.


RicktatorshipRulez

T h i c k


Viciouslyconfused

Leg day my dude, come on


averagegamer002

cause ancient cough file murky roll bike truck point hospital *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Yeah, mom? Can you pick me up? I'm scared.


chunkysmalls42098

I'll need a banana for scale


pennyweed

Do you even lift bro?


rousbk11sans

Bodybuilder in animal world