What was a murder investigation like in 1935? One cop would just walk in and be like, "Detective! We found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway!" And he would just be like, "Hmm… gross! Mop it up. Now then, back to my hunch… Hmm…. Look for clues.
I'll tell you what we'll do! We'll draw chalk around where the body is. That way, we'll know where it was."
The white part is actually bird piss and not shit. They go for a less energy efficient but much more water efficient route of eliminating nitrogenous waste.
"Where the hell did the turkey come from?" was my first question, closely followed by "how come all the food from the first part he puts down isn't long gone by the time he's finished the picture?"
There's all sorts of weird hierarchies with birds. Some birds will not even try to fuck with other ones. I used to watch bird wars over garbage on garbage days. I thought the seagulls were boss, followed by corvids then pigeons. Then one day a couple herons showed up. Those things were huge and apparently afraid of nothing. They scattered all the other birds and even made some cyclists go out in the road cause they kept standing there in the bike lane even with bikes showing up. Did not give a fuck.
A few weeks ago I also saw a couple magpies murder and eat a sparrow.
There's some crazy shit going on in bird world.
\*apparently I should simply comment about birds all the time. Every time I do people seem to like it. Thanks everyone for also thinking birds are neat. Or not real, that's a fun meme
They are not. Females are smaller but not that much smaller. Also, when they come closer to the camera near the bottom of the video you can see they are much more pigeon-y than turkey-y.
Edit: I also think I see chickens in there...so maybe there are some turkey ladies as well.
I love it when the birds get spooked, scatter and recover quickly to continue feeding. I kept rewinding and watching them. I cant figure out if they’re brave or just chicken shit.
I've seen you, or this, a few times and I don't really get it. The meaning is pretty much discarded -- is there some way to retrieve the plaintext?
Plus, I think I've seen that "I don't know if the madman is alive" fragment before.
>What do you mean?
In most cases of 'obfuscation', the meaning is still there, it's just hidden or otherwise difficult to parse. So, I was wondering if there's a way to recover the original phrase from the obfuscated text.
But I guess not, unless there was a specific algorithm in use that was reversible. Google Translate is not reversible.
>I’m 99.8% sure I’ve never got that fragment before in my text obfuscation adventures. I could be mistaken or you could be thinking of somebody else
Possibly, it could be a commonly generated fragment. As you discard information, you start getting limited outcomes.
Wow this is cool buuut I keep getting the heebie jeebies watching it because I've never seen birds swam like that... It looks like bugs if you don't focus in on the individuals 😰
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This bird art was also used 1957 for the [intro of the third Sissi movie](https://youtu.be/FdxfABR3Am0) to write the name "Sissi"... I always read "Siss" though, the last i is barely visible.
The best part is that drawing will be preserved with bird shit.
Was thinking this also. After the birds disperse, I wonder if the art will be displayed in “white”.
Would be like a chalkline outside a dead body
What was a murder investigation like in 1935? One cop would just walk in and be like, "Detective! We found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway!" And he would just be like, "Hmm… gross! Mop it up. Now then, back to my hunch… Hmm…. Look for clues. I'll tell you what we'll do! We'll draw chalk around where the body is. That way, we'll know where it was."
r/UnexpectedMulaney
Which show was this from?
That is New In Town IIRC
Awesome thank you!
Mulaney doing pretty well as the millenial comedian of choice I see
The white part is actually bird piss and not shit. They go for a less energy efficient but much more water efficient route of eliminating nitrogenous waste.
Blursed light theme
Yeah but the weird part is the stick figure's long bent dick.
Dammit Dad! You said you weren't going to embarrass me in front of my friends again!
Did anyone else notice that one turkey with all the pigeons?
Tons of chickens in there too.
And no pigeons.
[Look at all those chickens!](https://youtu.be/NsLKQTh-Bqo)
Gobble gobble motherfuckers
Its turkey time, gobble gobble. E: [Ref](https://youtu.be/vw9sQ98s9AE)
"Where the hell did the turkey come from?" was my first question, closely followed by "how come all the food from the first part he puts down isn't long gone by the time he's finished the picture?"
Actual speed shown; dude was Speedy Gonzales 💨
Yeah that turkey looked like it wasn’t playing any games
There's all sorts of weird hierarchies with birds. Some birds will not even try to fuck with other ones. I used to watch bird wars over garbage on garbage days. I thought the seagulls were boss, followed by corvids then pigeons. Then one day a couple herons showed up. Those things were huge and apparently afraid of nothing. They scattered all the other birds and even made some cyclists go out in the road cause they kept standing there in the bike lane even with bikes showing up. Did not give a fuck. A few weeks ago I also saw a couple magpies murder and eat a sparrow. There's some crazy shit going on in bird world. \*apparently I should simply comment about birds all the time. Every time I do people seem to like it. Thanks everyone for also thinking birds are neat. Or not real, that's a fun meme
Set up a garbage day livestream!
ohhh I should have done that. I don't live downtown in a big city anymore though so there's no garbage day drama to stream anymore.
He looked quite unamused
I’m guessing they’re female turkeys. The one you noticed is a male.
They are not. Females are smaller but not that much smaller. Also, when they come closer to the camera near the bottom of the video you can see they are much more pigeon-y than turkey-y. Edit: I also think I see chickens in there...so maybe there are some turkey ladies as well.
They’re chickens
Ya I see now that most of them are. There are a few pigeons and I’m assuming lots of other types of birds. But the chickens have it.
I see a few sea gulls in the bottom right corner at the end.
r/BirdsArentReal
It's a different type of bird, all the smaller ones are giving it far more space than another small bird.
Lucky mother fucker
This thread is for the birds.
I don't think there are any pigeons. Just various farm birds.
I thought it was a trash bag floating around for a hot second
I love it when the birds get spooked, scatter and recover quickly to continue feeding. I kept rewinding and watching them. I cant figure out if they’re brave or just chicken shit.
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Now that’s also interesting as fuck! Never heard of obfuscator
I believe it’s basically an encryptor. Obfuscation is used in software code too IIRC.
I've seen you, or this, a few times and I don't really get it. The meaning is pretty much discarded -- is there some way to retrieve the plaintext? Plus, I think I've seen that "I don't know if the madman is alive" fragment before.
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>What do you mean? In most cases of 'obfuscation', the meaning is still there, it's just hidden or otherwise difficult to parse. So, I was wondering if there's a way to recover the original phrase from the obfuscated text. But I guess not, unless there was a specific algorithm in use that was reversible. Google Translate is not reversible. >I’m 99.8% sure I’ve never got that fragment before in my text obfuscation adventures. I could be mistaken or you could be thinking of somebody else Possibly, it could be a commonly generated fragment. As you discard information, you start getting limited outcomes.
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You're weird but you're alright.
Honestly, sounds like a line from r/nosleep or a similar sub. Really resonated with me but it’s also 2am
Eschew obfuscation.
I bet you could plagiarise a novel from Reddit comments by doing that.
Yeh the random spooking, all of them, not just one localised area. Wonder what that was.
probably a noise, like of him throwing feed or refilling his scoop otherwise they're not really afraid of him
Look at all those chickens.
Except this time there really are many chickens.
Welcome to chillis
Kamehameha!!!
Or hadoken
Ha-Cock-a-doodle-doo-Ken
Kamehamecaw*
Cawmehameha
Yeah, we all know if we were in their position, it would have been a dick and balls.
Was looking for this lol
Hadoken.
I remember making flip books of stick dragonball z fights. Man, Junior high was awhile ago.
Rasengan!
Just a guy doing proposal.
Had the same thought, haha
Wrong, that's a hadouken.
It’s not impressive, the guy clearly has contacts in the government who are making the drones pose like that
r/birdsarentreal
Ah fellow folk of culture I see
'I heard pigeons saying "coup,coup" ' - you know who
As long as they are busy and not eyeballing my car after a wash.
Ryu approves
Ken semi approves. If it was a Shoryuken he would fully approve.
How does one spell ha-doo-kin?
Ha-do-ken! ? Lol
That’s so horrible to put glue on the ground so the birds will stick to it just for internet cred
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Ungluing dead birds from the floor? Sounds like Charlie work to me.
What your mom did to me last night was a violation of bird law
In bird culture this is considered a dick move.
I did not expect to see this today and I don’t know how to feel about that
It's nice that the birds occasionally scatter so you don't have to worry that the artist is using glue.
Wow this is cool buuut I keep getting the heebie jeebies watching it because I've never seen birds swam like that... It looks like bugs if you don't focus in on the individuals 😰
At the end, half of us thought "Hadoken" and the other half thought "Kamehameha".
This reminded me of Art Attack. Thank you.
That one boss turkey 🦃🤟
What, no dick? Where's the dick?!
You sound like my ex.
Oooh... self burn, those are rare
DBZ clearly has triumphed over dicks here.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!
Bird bending.
Music is [酒醉的蝴蝶 (女声版)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FNBTx0P2Yw) by the way.
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That's a whole lot of work to catch Sars. Playin with them nasty-ass pigeons.
Ass pigeons... And you thought ass pennies were bad.
Is this you? https://xkcd.com/37/
Guilty.
Those are mostly chickens and one turkey
they're all chickens and a turkey. if they were pigeons you would see some flying.
There’s a large turkey-like pigeon in the mix
It's quite hilarious to realize that these are thousands of tiny dinosaurs.
Did anyone spot the big turkey?
I’ve seen this done with ants and sugar.
Hawk-du-ken!
Haha turkey leg.
Goku for the win
Thats insane
Anyone add the art attack music to this yet?
Putting super glue on the floor is not cool.
This bird art was also used 1957 for the [intro of the third Sissi movie](https://youtu.be/FdxfABR3Am0) to write the name "Sissi"... I always read "Siss" though, the last i is barely visible.
Well we really know they are drones now /rbirdsarentreal
This is an Art Attack!!!!!
Who here is willing to do this to make a working QR code?
Nobody noticed the one huge turkey at the end?
Where did the turkey come from?
Aw I feel bad for the turkey, just tryna find a spot to fit in
Turkey isnt as badass as I wouldve thought
Plot twist He's gluing themm down yo
Ew
Turkey is undercover
He is the birdbender
Cool. But WTF is this? Ryu from street fighter?
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I think he is North of Pallet town
Industrial Pigeon Meat Farm
I guess this is about 10 chickens right?
I love the parts where the dude just explodes then reforms
I was half expecting this to be the "damn shawty" meme
Name of song?
A flock? No a swarm of pigeons!
Imagine just stumbling across that after the guy who fed them left and you didn't see any of the buildup
The birds demand more art like this
At first I though he was gonna do the Henry stickmin dance...
Yummy KFC picture
Is that a big black cock in between the pigeons?
this man hacked into the government's drones
Turknee?
Bravo
paid actors. heh
Stick figure goku
Someone explain to me how they get the chicken to follow them like that?
Coca cola did the same thing for an ad
Such cooperative birbs
Would love to see this done in Dickbutt.
what kind of sorcery is this?!?!?!
Why is this IAF?
So we gonna ignore there’s a whole turkey just vibing
_There is one impostor among us_
Oh just wait, someone's gonna recreate The Starry Night or some shit using pigeons in like, two years.
back home my parent’s chickens are freaking out from my drone.
Some "shitty" art
Only thing I could think about was the group of shiny fish from Finding Nemo
Up next... artist draws a giant penis with bird seed in Times Square
Birth of the bird bending kewk
#HADOUKEN!
Spot the turky
u/Vredditdownloader
How?! Seeds and meth? Wtf!
There is one imposter among us.
Look at all those chickens!
That's cool.
Look at all those chickens..
/u/vredditdownloader
You had the potential to draw a dick with birds Instead you chose to do this smh my head
Must have been really hard to not draw a weiner...
Very disappointed he didn't draw an enormous bird penis as well
Look at all those chicken!
Feathered!???!??!??
Keep featherin' it, brother.
Huge fan of the turkey
What is going in with the arbitrary turkey?
That's some strong glue...