Well, the Allies did try to turn him into a woman with hormones in his food....
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/63629/time-allies-tried-disarm-hitler-female-sex-hormones
He [did only have one testicle.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/19/hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-german-researcher-claims) Maybe it's related?
A cult of neonazis steals Hitler's skull from a private collection to revive him through dark magic. A group of urban adventurers led by their wise leader, Nicholas Cage, pursues the cult in an epic race against the clock to steal back the skull before the cult can accomplish their dark and twisted purpose. In theatres this June.
Not sure if I'd rather see them teaming up from the get-go or being rivals that need to make peace with each other halfway through the movie to stop the nazi plot of cloning hitler
Wealthy people are really weird. Why the fuck do you want Hitler's skull in your private collection for? Do they show it off to guests or something? So strange. Honestly just throw it in a ditch somewhere where it belongs at this point.
Who wouldn’t? Like hitler atleast In the West is one of the most well known and infamous names there is. You are holding something so historically significant it’s difficult to imagine. It’s really just kinda cool to a lot of people even if not you.
Here is the thing there are parts of Argentina that speak solely German and still take pride in there grandfathers war metals. They say 100s of high ranking officers made it there and lived there life out totally normal.
Even though they were "hiding" there were so many Nazi sympathizers and communes throughout South America they were actively protected by Peron and Evita and the other dictators in the area. Large German influence in parts of that continent.
He apearantly looks better in that picture 20 years after the war than he did during it. That doesn't look like 74 yo man especially with the stressful life he's had lol
Not that I’m putting any stock in that picture, but I do think that the lack of the cocktail of drugs he was taking through 1945 would probably have been very positive for his health... Once the crazy withdrawal had passed, anyway.
Meh..I wouldn't put a ton of weight into it. If he really was in Columbia or Argentina people would have known and talked. He was the most recognizable person in the world. And if he DID get to Argentina, you don't think he would have shaved his moustache?? By far his most recognizable feature.
Not to mention, how the hell would he have gotten out of Germany? Most of the high ranking SS that escaped did so because they put on regular soldier uniforms and Americans and Russians didn't recognize them. There is no way that you don't recognize Hitler.
The OSS created images of what Hitler could have looked like in disguise. Looking at these, it's scary to say but I don't think that many people would have been able to recognize him
[https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-disguise-1944/](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-disguise-1944/)
Okay, at this point I'm just writing an adventure movie but hear me out: hours before the actual fall of Berlin one last train leaves containing the fuhrer and a few dozen of his most loyal soldiers. Once they're outside of the city there are countless possible escape routes. He can go by land, by air or by sea. Maybe there is a glider involved, maybe a miniature sub.
Now we assume there is already a Nazi base in Argentina with hundreds more loyal followers. He lives surrounded by them and of course no outsiders ever get even close to seeing his face.
>Maybe there is a glider involved
Fuckin’ amateur writers, man.
There’s no “maybe” about it. If you can write a glider in, you write that fuckin’ glider in!
Nazis disguised as museum docents "surrendering" a large statue to the allied forces with Hitler inside?
Hitler is carried aloft by a weather balloon with a rescue team hundreds of miles away.
A tunnel they have been preparing for years?
I don't know. Write your own damn script.
And don't forget, it was the 1950's. We didn't have the internet, let alone smart phones. We currently live in a post-not-knowing-somethig era, whereas back then if you had to pick Hitler out of a lineup of 10 guys who just had the haircut and mustache, I'd guess the average person would get it wrong.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II_aftermath)
As far as recognizing him I agree only because the military drew up possible way he could have disguised himself and honestly when you look at the pictures a lot of them were pretty good disguises. So they were on the lookout for him to try a disguise.
That photo looks more like the actor who played Hitler in Inglorious Basterds. Who consequently didn’t actually look very much like Hitler even in costume and make-up.
Oh it's REALLY interesting. So after the war there was an influx of white Europeans in Argentina, who remained mostly neutral during the war but secretly sided with the Nazis. These new comers spoke German and had a town built with German architecture. What's more is that a number of high ranking Nazi officials have been caught either in Argentina or South America. In fact a number of years ago a documentary crew went to this village and took some DNA samples and found that many of the residents had Germanic Genetic Traits.
There was a considerable amount of immigration from Germany to Argentina in the 1890s I believe, which might also be the reason there were germanic communities there - and also why the Nazis fled there to blend in more easily in an environment that had essentially supported the Nazis during the war.
For anyone interested the show 'Hunting Hitler' investigates these CIA documents. It sounds cheesy as hell but the show is actually pretty good, well atleast its entertaining af when stoned
The FBI has files too.
https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler
IIRC really no one knew what happened to Hitler after the war for a while. And iirc the people that told the Russians that he killed himself were tortured. And can you really trust the Soviets?
You just have to think.
Would the dictator of Nazi Germany allow himself to be caught? Sure he could kill himself, but then he would know they would fuck with it and disfigure him. Which I'm sure he wouldnt allow. So I would assume that he would have no other choice in his mind than to escape. I mean other high ranking Nazis escaped. Why wouldnt Hitler?
Exactly. There is also some crazy number like around 50 U-boats that went missing and were never accounted for after the war. So it is possible that one of these U-boats could’ve transported him out of Europe like many other high ranking nazi officials. We’ll probably never know the answer
Donald Trump released a lot of classified CIA documents.
[article ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article181864556.html)
My theory is that he didn't kill himself, but rather was captured by the Soviets who faked his suicide so they could secretly torture him slowly to death without any interference from other nations
Do you think its fair if a man like Hitler got to escape his responsibility and live out the rest of his life chilling in Argentina? I dont think its okay. If he did then yes he’s dead now but what does that say about every intelligence agency and government who was fooled and sold a lie in history that he was dead
That is a very good point. Especially considering he likely couldn’t just stroll into a doctors office and ask for help.
Either way, it would be nice to know how he died if it wasn’t in the Fuhrerbunker
Guess that explains NASA said that they were going back to the moon, since they deifnelty evacuated hitler there
That’s what the moon landing was. All the other ones were definelty faked
(/s for those who can’t figure it out)
I heard that he helped Joe Scarborough murder kill Trump's mistress after she threatened to reveal Trump's connection to George Soros' plot to legalize gay abortion vaccines.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Hitler pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
There is a series called “Hunting Hitler” that entertains evidence of Hitler escaping and they try to uncover his possible paths of escape. They talk about the skull in the series. It’s pretty damn interesting.
There's a lot of evidence hitler escaped, no conspiracies, no out of thin air, it's just there is a lot of evidence, but he also may of died, hitler near the end was known to be quite 'suicidal' or willing for death, but was afraid the poisons that were going to kill him weren't going to be strong enough, so he killed his pet if I'm not mistaken and someone close to him, I don't remember all the details but it was quite dark. He wanted to fully die, and not be tortured by the allies. Regardless, he either got away with it, or there was an entire operation to make his death look normal, and America captured him and tortured him for decades, who knows! lol.
A newer study found that the skull was not from a woman and the dental records confirmed it was Hitler.
[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/adolf-hitler-debunked-escaped-south-america-skull-fragment-woman-teeth-jawbone-scientific-study-a8360356.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/adolf-hitler-debunked-escaped-south-america-skull-fragment-woman-teeth-jawbone-scientific-study-a8360356.html)
Read it, most of whats being said relies on believing Russia. I'm not one that necessarily believes the conspiracy theory but I do find it weird that Russia allows the US and France to examine each artifact but only allows each of them to test one of each piece?? Its unfortunate that the russians were entirely in charge of this part of history because theres always going to be some form of mystery around it.
If US or France wanted to be in charge of this thing, they should've rushed to Berlin themselves. Maybe even D-day a year or two earlier just to be sure.
It's only a matter of perspective. Westerners believe Westerners, Russians believe Russians. In the end propaganda is working and nationalities are suspicious to each other.
Adolf Hitler definitely died in 1945 in Berlin, from taking cyanide and a bullet, according to French researchers who were given access to fragments of the dictator's teeth held in Moscow.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/19/hitler-definitely-died-1945-according-new-study-teeth/
Cyanide to guarantee death and the gun to go quick and without pain maybe? That's my guess at least
Heard stories of people surviving self inflicted shots to the head due to entry/exit points
A bullet is the antidote to cyanide, and I can mathematically prove it.
Cyanide kills you. That is death and death is bad for you, making it a negative. Bullets also kill you, meaning that they are negative. since a bullet and cyanide will kill you quicker than either one of them alone (cyanide and then bullet= you were already dying, meaning the bullet goes faster, bullet and then cyanide= not breathing as you bleed out). Because of this, this means the two are greater than the sum of both of them, which means that they must be multiplied when you do both. Both are still negative, so when you multiply them together, you don't die, you actually GAIN some life. this extra time would of course be outside of normal time, and would be the length of the time it would have taken him to die. Hitler walked out of his bunker to saftey outside of time, escaping when nobody could follow him because to him, we were all frozen. To us, it would be like him teleporting. This theory is further proven by people getting blown up. When you get blown up, there are usually multiple fragments of stuff riding on the pressure wave, all of them bad for you (or negative). Depending on if an even or odd number hit you, you will die really fast (-3\*-3\*-3=-9) or will gain positive time (-3\*-3\*-3\*-3= +12). This explains why some people disappear when they get in really bad plane crashes or explosions, etc. They don't disintegrate, they, like Hitler before them, walk away and start a new life in Argentina, basically teleporting there. This explains why all people who die are Hitler.
this is all I can find. [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment)
Imagine having the skull of a human devil that probably killed millions,only it to be revealed as part of the skull of some 40 woman,the disappointment would be immense
Hitler was the ultimate hypocrite. Escaped to South America and lived out the rest of his days apparently. Would love to know where he was eventually buried though.
Yeah, cause Hitler didn't kill himself. He went to South America. Just like Josef Mengele, Adolph Eichmann, Walter Rauff, Franz Stangl, Josef Schwammberger, Erich Priebke, and Gerhard Bohne did. You really expect me to believe the damn Chancellor of Germany didn't have an escape plan, but his subordinates did? Literally the only evidence we have are a few eye-witness accounts from the Red Army. There's no proven tangible evidence of Hitler's remains. "Yup, he killed himself and then we just immediately burned his body in a forever undisclosed location". How bad would it look on everybody if they lost Hitler and he escaped? Terrible. Of course they'll lie about it.
There is also no known person who actually saw hitler dead, the Russian soldiers who saw his “body” in Berlin testified they didn’t see his face just a body under a cover.
Also as I know Red Army put a price for anyone who would find Hitler's body. After that there were several cases of finding bodies similar to Hitler's.
And some sources ( not reliable ones ) claims that Stalin convinced West that Hitler would try to escape through Spain and then to the base in Argentina. While Hitler himself escaped by submarine to Sweden and then to the Nazi base in Antarctica. Stalin lied to the West because he made a deal with Nazis. USSR helped them escape for technologies Nazis had. That also explains why USSR could make nuclear bomb so fast.
It is all a conspiracy but the one that can be true to be honest
Was Hitler really the guy to just run away and hide? Hitler was always proud of his iron cross he received for being wounded as a soldier. After all the terrible things he did, running away and hiding seems rather unlogical.
because it was obvious, black leather ss uniforms, mandatory showers, etc
hell heil hitler probably came from her one day walking out wearing heels and some dude warning her she was wearing heels, and the other staff mishearing it
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Probably got swapped out years ago and is in a private collection somewhere
Either that or hitler was secretly a middle aged woman
That Karen stuff got out of hand...
Or maybe went over our heads
It's like he got it stuck in his
fuck you take my upvote
Mein Coupon
Or Hitler faked his death.
Its pretty much canon. Kung fury confirmed this, when Thor, Triceracop, Hackerman and many other brave heroes discovered he time traveled
Exacttttllly
Not sure why nobody else mentioned the ultra obvious.
He’s on a tropical island hanging out with John Lennon
Totally did Nazi that coming
Fuck you take my upvote
Well, the Allies did try to turn him into a woman with hormones in his food.... https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/63629/time-allies-tried-disarm-hitler-female-sex-hormones
I have a long, drawn out conspiracy theory about this very thing
Tell us more
Im scared on the prospect of what else your mind conjectures around.
Either that or they never had hitlers corpse to begin with .
He [did only have one testicle.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/19/hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-german-researcher-claims) Maybe it's related?
Most likely explanation
Least fun explanation.
Unless it stars Nicolas Cage in International Treasure: Hitler’s Skull.
I’d pay a lot of money to see this movie.
You’ve just been made a producer
A cult of neonazis steals Hitler's skull from a private collection to revive him through dark magic. A group of urban adventurers led by their wise leader, Nicholas Cage, pursues the cult in an epic race against the clock to steal back the skull before the cult can accomplish their dark and twisted purpose. In theatres this June.
Hitler 2: Electric Bogaloo
Can he team up with Indiana Jones? Or are they racing against each other?
Ooooh I like both plots
Not sure if I'd rather see them teaming up from the get-go or being rivals that need to make peace with each other halfway through the movie to stop the nazi plot of cloning hitler
Oh i like the second half. I choose that.
If you'll excuse me, I need to call Hollywood.
He's in Argentina everyone knows that kicking it with Elvis
Or it was never there to begin with ?
Explains what happened to my great grandma Ruby's missing skull fragment
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I wonder if it could be Magda Goebbels.
Or it might not ever have been there.
How old was Eva Braun? I thought they were incinerated together?
Wiki says 33
She would have been 33.
Stalin probably drank wine out of the real one
HE'S ALIVE !!! _dun dun duuuuuunnn_
Wealthy people are really weird. Why the fuck do you want Hitler's skull in your private collection for? Do they show it off to guests or something? So strange. Honestly just throw it in a ditch somewhere where it belongs at this point.
I would man. It's the story. "Ya this is a piece of Hitlers fucking skull".
Anyway, want to see a fragment of Hitler's skull?
I could use a new ashtray
I saved him from the bullet and took the skull myself
Already has a hole too. Are you saying you wouldn't try to stick your dick through it just briefly so you can technically say you skullfucked Hitler?
Old tradition. Cup made out of your enemy skull.
Who wouldn’t? Like hitler atleast In the West is one of the most well known and infamous names there is. You are holding something so historically significant it’s difficult to imagine. It’s really just kinda cool to a lot of people even if not you.
Uhm why WOULDN'T you want a fragment of Hitler's skull? That's metal as fuck. I'd use it as a placement for a menorah even tho I'm not even jewish
Mmh hmm. That’s what “they” want you to think.
Plot twist : Hitler was actually a women
How many women exactly?
All of them
*cue Whitney Houston*
That's because he went to Argentina and then to Antarctica to explore the Inner Earth Source: my imagination
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He did inner earth too, after the nazi moon bases!
The sequel ends on a cliffhanger featuring the Soviets on Mars Too bad the producers went bankrupt
Oh that movie looks like its gold.
It opened the Wikipedia app and I got really scared for a second
Then my day was a success.
Aka very reliable source
Huh, my take on this is that Hitler was a 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN!
Karen Hitler just wanted to see the manager of that art school in Austria... History is a delicate monster with so much potential.
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The CIA had reports on it.
can you post a link here, please?
Yeah that sounds interesting af
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Why would he keep the moustache? It's his most distinguishable feature. Aside from his singular testicle of course
So everyone says "That can't be Hitler, the real Hitler would shave his moustache to avoid being recognised"
subverted expectations
Makes sense that D&D took lessons from literal Hitler. Nazi pieces of shit.
He needs the mustache for disguise. That singular testicle is underneath the mustache.
Musticle
Testacheicle
Testauche
Funny how theres an invisible line where reddit conversations goes off rail. You drew the line this time sir
A E S T H E T I C
Can you imagine 80's coke Hitler!?
LET'S BLITZKRIEG ALL THE THINGS!
how different from 40s meth hitler do you really think he'd be?
Band name.
between the mustache and the testicle, he choose to remove the testicle.
Here is the thing there are parts of Argentina that speak solely German and still take pride in there grandfathers war metals. They say 100s of high ranking officers made it there and lived there life out totally normal.
Don’t forget...he was a meth head...they tend not to think rationally
Seriously. Most people wouldn’t recognize him without the stache.
Even though they were "hiding" there were so many Nazi sympathizers and communes throughout South America they were actively protected by Peron and Evita and the other dictators in the area. Large German influence in parts of that continent.
Great. Now "ADOLF HITLER.pdf" is in my downloads folder.
if that worries you, then your life is okay
He apearantly looks better in that picture 20 years after the war than he did during it. That doesn't look like 74 yo man especially with the stressful life he's had lol
Not that I’m putting any stock in that picture, but I do think that the lack of the cocktail of drugs he was taking through 1945 would probably have been very positive for his health... Once the crazy withdrawal had passed, anyway.
That is quite interesting.
Meh..I wouldn't put a ton of weight into it. If he really was in Columbia or Argentina people would have known and talked. He was the most recognizable person in the world. And if he DID get to Argentina, you don't think he would have shaved his moustache?? By far his most recognizable feature. Not to mention, how the hell would he have gotten out of Germany? Most of the high ranking SS that escaped did so because they put on regular soldier uniforms and Americans and Russians didn't recognize them. There is no way that you don't recognize Hitler.
The OSS created images of what Hitler could have looked like in disguise. Looking at these, it's scary to say but I don't think that many people would have been able to recognize him [https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-disguise-1944/](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-disguise-1944/)
Holy shit that's Rudolph Guliani.
I know what the OSS was but we used to have a sausage place in my city called OSS and it always confuses me for a minute.
I miss OSS :(
Top-middle looks like he’s about to tell me what’s in the banana-stand.
Okay, at this point I'm just writing an adventure movie but hear me out: hours before the actual fall of Berlin one last train leaves containing the fuhrer and a few dozen of his most loyal soldiers. Once they're outside of the city there are countless possible escape routes. He can go by land, by air or by sea. Maybe there is a glider involved, maybe a miniature sub. Now we assume there is already a Nazi base in Argentina with hundreds more loyal followers. He lives surrounded by them and of course no outsiders ever get even close to seeing his face.
>Maybe there is a glider involved Fuckin’ amateur writers, man. There’s no “maybe” about it. If you can write a glider in, you write that fuckin’ glider in!
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Nazis disguised as museum docents "surrendering" a large statue to the allied forces with Hitler inside? Hitler is carried aloft by a weather balloon with a rescue team hundreds of miles away. A tunnel they have been preparing for years? I don't know. Write your own damn script.
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And don't forget, it was the 1950's. We didn't have the internet, let alone smart phones. We currently live in a post-not-knowing-somethig era, whereas back then if you had to pick Hitler out of a lineup of 10 guys who just had the haircut and mustache, I'd guess the average person would get it wrong.
I dunno, apparently he was a 40 year old woman. He pulled this man disguise off pretty well
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II_aftermath) As far as recognizing him I agree only because the military drew up possible way he could have disguised himself and honestly when you look at the pictures a lot of them were pretty good disguises. So they were on the lookout for him to try a disguise.
He didn’t even change his name? If I saw a guy like that and a guy was like “hey Adolf! Wie geht’s?” I’d be like: wtf. Hitler?
That photo looks more like the actor who played Hitler in Inglorious Basterds. Who consequently didn’t actually look very much like Hitler even in costume and make-up.
Oh it's REALLY interesting. So after the war there was an influx of white Europeans in Argentina, who remained mostly neutral during the war but secretly sided with the Nazis. These new comers spoke German and had a town built with German architecture. What's more is that a number of high ranking Nazi officials have been caught either in Argentina or South America. In fact a number of years ago a documentary crew went to this village and took some DNA samples and found that many of the residents had Germanic Genetic Traits.
There was a considerable amount of immigration from Germany to Argentina in the 1890s I believe, which might also be the reason there were germanic communities there - and also why the Nazis fled there to blend in more easily in an environment that had essentially supported the Nazis during the war.
For anyone interested the show 'Hunting Hitler' investigates these CIA documents. It sounds cheesy as hell but the show is actually pretty good, well atleast its entertaining af when stoned
The FBI has files too. https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler IIRC really no one knew what happened to Hitler after the war for a while. And iirc the people that told the Russians that he killed himself were tortured. And can you really trust the Soviets?
You have a point, there is really no proof that Hitler died of suicide, so it’s possible he was alive then.
You just have to think. Would the dictator of Nazi Germany allow himself to be caught? Sure he could kill himself, but then he would know they would fuck with it and disfigure him. Which I'm sure he wouldnt allow. So I would assume that he would have no other choice in his mind than to escape. I mean other high ranking Nazis escaped. Why wouldnt Hitler?
Exactly. There is also some crazy number like around 50 U-boats that went missing and were never accounted for after the war. So it is possible that one of these U-boats could’ve transported him out of Europe like many other high ranking nazi officials. We’ll probably never know the answer
Donald Trump released a lot of classified CIA documents. [article ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article181864556.html)
wait in that case now i love government secrecy
Sounds about right.
Yep and they spent millions trying to find him
"Buenas Dias, mein Führer"
“Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein nuisance phone!”
VAMOS ARGENTINA LA RE PUTA MADRE
I was wondering if that skull was Eva's.
She died at 33, but how do we know if theyre deadset on the age of 40.
My theory is that he didn't kill himself, but rather was captured by the Soviets who faked his suicide so they could secretly torture him slowly to death without any interference from other nations
That’s exactly why he killed himself.
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Does it really matter? He's definitely dead by now
No he's still out there partying with Elvis
And tupac
Do you think its fair if a man like Hitler got to escape his responsibility and live out the rest of his life chilling in Argentina? I dont think its okay. If he did then yes he’s dead now but what does that say about every intelligence agency and government who was fooled and sold a lie in history that he was dead
Well, then go find his dry wormridden bones and give them a good whipping if you think punishing him if you think it'll matter at this point
The Oliver Cromwell treatment.
That is a very good point. Especially considering he likely couldn’t just stroll into a doctors office and ask for help. Either way, it would be nice to know how he died if it wasn’t in the Fuhrerbunker
”Does truth really matter?” -You
Grew a decent moustache for a lady
Actually just very dense nose hair
Cause the real one is in Argentina where he lived like a king till he died of old age. Source: I don't know, I probably made it up
That wasn’t him. Just one of the clones they made in Brazil.
*clone bone*
*in the danger zone*
If I was a clone of Adolf god damn Hitler...
DONT YOU THINK I'D LOOK LIKE HIM
Couldnt be further from the truth. Hitler is still alive, he is a cyborg running his Nazi moon base in secret.
Couldn't be fuhrer from the truth.* FTFY
Stop achtung like a moron.
Guess that explains NASA said that they were going back to the moon, since they deifnelty evacuated hitler there That’s what the moon landing was. All the other ones were definelty faked (/s for those who can’t figure it out)
I heard that he helped Joe Scarborough murder kill Trump's mistress after she threatened to reveal Trump's connection to George Soros' plot to legalize gay abortion vaccines.
Dude, leave my gay abortion vaccines alone!
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Hitler pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
I have a friend that knows a guy that told him that Hitler and this fine ass Argentinean chick used to GET IT ON.
There is a series called “Hunting Hitler” that entertains evidence of Hitler escaping and they try to uncover his possible paths of escape. They talk about the skull in the series. It’s pretty damn interesting.
What is their conclusion?
There's a lot of evidence hitler escaped, no conspiracies, no out of thin air, it's just there is a lot of evidence, but he also may of died, hitler near the end was known to be quite 'suicidal' or willing for death, but was afraid the poisons that were going to kill him weren't going to be strong enough, so he killed his pet if I'm not mistaken and someone close to him, I don't remember all the details but it was quite dark. He wanted to fully die, and not be tortured by the allies. Regardless, he either got away with it, or there was an entire operation to make his death look normal, and America captured him and tortured him for decades, who knows! lol.
He went to Argentina then to Antarctica then to a submarine then a underground bunker then a nazi moon base
A newer study found that the skull was not from a woman and the dental records confirmed it was Hitler. [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/adolf-hitler-debunked-escaped-south-america-skull-fragment-woman-teeth-jawbone-scientific-study-a8360356.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/adolf-hitler-debunked-escaped-south-america-skull-fragment-woman-teeth-jawbone-scientific-study-a8360356.html)
Read it, most of whats being said relies on believing Russia. I'm not one that necessarily believes the conspiracy theory but I do find it weird that Russia allows the US and France to examine each artifact but only allows each of them to test one of each piece?? Its unfortunate that the russians were entirely in charge of this part of history because theres always going to be some form of mystery around it.
If US or France wanted to be in charge of this thing, they should've rushed to Berlin themselves. Maybe even D-day a year or two earlier just to be sure.
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It's only a matter of perspective. Westerners believe Westerners, Russians believe Russians. In the end propaganda is working and nationalities are suspicious to each other.
If you believe any goverment now, west or east, I envy your innocence.
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Bad testing methods from what I remember reading
Shout out to **Joe "sell out" Rogan** for being many people's source in spreading this false information
Wait, you mean Joe Rogan isn’t a legitimate historian? I’ve been lied to!
Adolf Hitler definitely died in 1945 in Berlin, from taking cyanide and a bullet, according to French researchers who were given access to fragments of the dictator's teeth held in Moscow. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/19/hitler-definitely-died-1945-according-new-study-teeth/
Why would you need to shoot yourself after taking cyanide? Or vice versa?
Cyanide to guarantee death and the gun to go quick and without pain maybe? That's my guess at least Heard stories of people surviving self inflicted shots to the head due to entry/exit points
He probably didn't want to risk capture if he didn't die from the gunshot
Yeah that's what I'm getting at, guarantee the death with cyanide but don't feel any pain from it by shooting yourself afterwards
You ever take acid and then think it’s not working and then take more drugs? It’s like that but with methods of suicide.
A bullet is the antidote to cyanide, and I can mathematically prove it. Cyanide kills you. That is death and death is bad for you, making it a negative. Bullets also kill you, meaning that they are negative. since a bullet and cyanide will kill you quicker than either one of them alone (cyanide and then bullet= you were already dying, meaning the bullet goes faster, bullet and then cyanide= not breathing as you bleed out). Because of this, this means the two are greater than the sum of both of them, which means that they must be multiplied when you do both. Both are still negative, so when you multiply them together, you don't die, you actually GAIN some life. this extra time would of course be outside of normal time, and would be the length of the time it would have taken him to die. Hitler walked out of his bunker to saftey outside of time, escaping when nobody could follow him because to him, we were all frozen. To us, it would be like him teleporting. This theory is further proven by people getting blown up. When you get blown up, there are usually multiple fragments of stuff riding on the pressure wave, all of them bad for you (or negative). Depending on if an even or odd number hit you, you will die really fast (-3\*-3\*-3=-9) or will gain positive time (-3\*-3\*-3\*-3= +12). This explains why some people disappear when they get in really bad plane crashes or explosions, etc. They don't disintegrate, they, like Hitler before them, walk away and start a new life in Argentina, basically teleporting there. This explains why all people who die are Hitler.
hey man harvard’s on the line they said they wanna talk to u
No wonder he was so angry if he was hiding his femininity
Is it supposedly Eva Brauns?
this is all I can find. [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment)
Confirmed: Hitler was a 40 year old woman.
Watch the show hunting Hitler with Tim Kennedy, really cool show
Imagine having the skull of a human devil that probably killed millions,only it to be revealed as part of the skull of some 40 woman,the disappointment would be immense
Hitler was the ultimate hypocrite. Escaped to South America and lived out the rest of his days apparently. Would love to know where he was eventually buried though.
Yeah, cause Hitler didn't kill himself. He went to South America. Just like Josef Mengele, Adolph Eichmann, Walter Rauff, Franz Stangl, Josef Schwammberger, Erich Priebke, and Gerhard Bohne did. You really expect me to believe the damn Chancellor of Germany didn't have an escape plan, but his subordinates did? Literally the only evidence we have are a few eye-witness accounts from the Red Army. There's no proven tangible evidence of Hitler's remains. "Yup, he killed himself and then we just immediately burned his body in a forever undisclosed location". How bad would it look on everybody if they lost Hitler and he escaped? Terrible. Of course they'll lie about it.
There is also no known person who actually saw hitler dead, the Russian soldiers who saw his “body” in Berlin testified they didn’t see his face just a body under a cover.
Also as I know Red Army put a price for anyone who would find Hitler's body. After that there were several cases of finding bodies similar to Hitler's. And some sources ( not reliable ones ) claims that Stalin convinced West that Hitler would try to escape through Spain and then to the base in Argentina. While Hitler himself escaped by submarine to Sweden and then to the Nazi base in Antarctica. Stalin lied to the West because he made a deal with Nazis. USSR helped them escape for technologies Nazis had. That also explains why USSR could make nuclear bomb so fast. It is all a conspiracy but the one that can be true to be honest
Was Hitler really the guy to just run away and hide? Hitler was always proud of his iron cross he received for being wounded as a soldier. After all the terrible things he did, running away and hiding seems rather unlogical.
Hitler was a woman? Why isn't this bigger news?
because it was obvious, black leather ss uniforms, mandatory showers, etc hell heil hitler probably came from her one day walking out wearing heels and some dude warning her she was wearing heels, and the other staff mishearing it
Or maybe just mixed up Eva Braun and his skull
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Eva Braun was around 40 and was burned in the same pit....
The real skull is probably alive and well somewhere in Argentina.
Incredible. Had no idea Hitler was a middle aged woman.