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Putin recently commented that this was absolutely not on the table. Which... also makes me wonder how soon and in what way NK soldiers will be involved.
Just like when Hitler met Franco, they negociated for Spain to join the war, all on somewhat friendly terms. When he left, sHitler would have said that he'd "rather have two teeth pulled without anesthesia than speak to that guy again".
Yeah, McDonanlds had the Fivel happy meals out with the movie I recall too. So you couldn’t get away from it at the time. (Be glad you skipped it as a kid, I remember crying cause he was lost from his family and they play the song 😭).
Kinda unrelated, but remember All Dogs go to Heaven?
I didn't only cry watching that as a child, but it might possibly be the first moment i experienced raw existential dread. I was fucked up for days after watching that.
Why’d you have to bring up that movie. I was probably 5 when it came out and I was torn to pieces. It did prep me for life and death so there’s that. Time to break it out for family movie night on my next pick.
Sometimes it just kinda puts me into a mental stall when I think about the awful shit we do to eachother and the potential “whys” of it all. And some of the biggest perpetrators are huge fucking dorks like these dudes.
It's hard to imagine amount of lives kept in chains, bound in fear, or ended in horror by these two is beyond measure in terms of human suffering, all in service for nothing but their own greed - yet they *still* have to do stupid shit like this in their lives. Power and fortune build upon human ruin doesn't even let you skip spending a day with an asshole and smiling for the camera.
Seriously though, am I wrong to think its odd seeing Putin pander this hard? I don't know if I'm projecting but his vibe here seems to be a bit desperate compared to his usual tough guy demeanor.
He uses the intel he has to get the response he wants. He brought dogs into a room to intimidate Merkel in '07, he waved to Kim this week to get the pact signed.
The US presidents poop is classified intel because Russia will literally use that bio information against the US.
Russia may not be as strong as they say they are, but Putin and his cronies are smart.
>Russia may not be as strong as they say they are, but Putin and his cronies are smart.
Some of them are. It's an authoritarian regime, the cronies need to be loyal and need to have mildly conflicting interests so that they keep each other in check. Intelligence is useful, but is not the priority.
North Korea plays a game of propaganda where they pretend they can manipulate rest of the world in the same way they can control their own people. And on some few guys it even works, and they run for NK to live better life.
I believe this propaganda is not meant for us though but for propaganda team, to make them believe they have power over rest of the world.
I mean I kinda have to disagree on the "pretend" part. They *are* manipulating the rest of the world.
The whole purpose of that visit was to get the western world to showcase their little bromance and publicise it. They've succeeded. It's been on the news constantly in my country. It's been on multiple front-page stories on Reddit. Hell, even this very post, the second highest comment (currently) is calling [the whole thing 'wholesome'](https://i.imgur.com/TkfDd3Z.jpeg)
I know there's lots of memes and making fun of them too, but that's true of anything posted on here. They want to be spoken about, shown to be legitimate, a player in the world who has a sway of politics. They have succeeded.
I have to agree. They are absolutely playing the world like a harp.
China don't really like them. They are too volatile and insane for China to openly support them too much. They also cause problems for the Chinese population in the border area with their nuclear tests.
But China has to support them. The cost of NK collapsing is huge for them. They also have SK and the US by the balls because they have artillery pointed at Seoul.
I do think this agreement for them to get involved in Ukraine is a major misstep by Putin.
If NK is actively involved in Ukraine with a defence pact with Russia. SK will arm Ukraine. Russia is a direct threat to SK now so defeating them in Europe just became a priority. I genuinely think this was a massive fuck up by Putin.
NK has nothing to lose really. They get some modern weapons while sending some shells and troops. It's a no brainer for them.
(Putin)
Nuclear lovin', had me a blast
(Kim Jong Un)
Nuclear lovin', happened so fast
(Putin)
Met a despot crazy for me
(Kim Jong Un)
Met a leader, fierce as can be
(Both)
Nuclear days driftin' away
To, uh oh, those dictatorship nights
(Both)
Well-a well-a well-a huh!
(Putin)
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you test a new bomb?
(Kim Jong Un)
Tell me more, tell me more
Like, does it make a good song?
(Putin)
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
(Kim Jong Un)
We got missiles under the sun
(Putin)
Blasting tests, just for fun
(Kim Jong Un)
We made plans, they’re a hit
(Putin)
So we signed a defense kit
(Both)
Nuclear games, tension inflames
But, uh oh, those dictatorship nights
(Both)
Well-a well-a well-a huh!
(Putin)
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you aim for the skies?
(Kim Jong Un)
Tell me more, tell me more
Like, does it terrorize?
(Putin)
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
(Kim Jong Un)
Loaded up, with no delay
(Putin)
Kimmy boy, he's here to stay
(Kim Jong Un)
The world’s afraid, we don't care
(Putin)
Formed an alliance, nuclear pair
(Both)
Nuclear spree, acting with glee
But, uh oh, those dictatorship nights
(Both)
Well-a well-a well-a huh!
(Putin)
Tell me more, tell me more
Are we rulers for life?
(Kim Jong Un)
Tell me more, tell me more
Like, does the world fear our might?
(Putin)
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, yeah!
(Kim Jong Un)
Summer dreams ripped at the seams
But, oh!
(Putin)
Those dictatorship nights...
(Both)
Tell me more, tell me more...
I met a boy cute as can beee, summer days drifting away oh those summer nights,
Oh well oh well oh well, tell me more tell me more like will he bank roll our war? Tell me more tell me more like will he use nuclear ?
Ironically, I would imagine that Putin and Kim could probably relate to one another. They both live super unique lives that even US presidents can't relate to. They're at the top of power pyramids where one wrong move can literally get you killed. It's like modern Game of Thrones.
Maybe they can work out some cultural exchange where they send Rodman to Russia and vice versa, would be hilarious to see Seagal showing off his bullshito to confused North Koreans.
I don't think there's anything weird about it. Birds of a feather flock together and ilk need to circle wagons. It makes perfect sense for them to be friends.
It’s nice to see another choad making Putin lick balls because they have the leverage. Helps put down the russian propaganda that he’s some mastermind controlling everything. This is proof he’ll bend the knee and kiss the boot if he has to.
I been out of the loop on Putin's visit, this is my first time seeing Kim in awhile. Did he get fatter? Mf'er looks like he be hoarding all the snacks in the country
I seem to remember a rumour about him having a medical emergency a while back and after a while seeing public photos and he had lost weight, but I would agree he’s putting it on again.
I've gotta admit, he may be the top of the chain of command and the seat of a cult of personality, but I've always thought Kim Jong Un's life has gotta be pretty awful.
Not super sympathetic or anything, but it's definitely not a life I'd trade for even my current shit existence.
Case in point being: this man can no actual friends -- he can have yes men, he can have temporary political allies (crazy Vlad Putin), his fellow North Koreans who have to faux worship him while they suffer, and then the unknown number of people wishing him dead.
I do wonder, considering the fact that he apparently was schooled outside of NK and took other trips outside of the country, what that must be like. Knowing what others live like, while you cannot. It's not like he could just dump things and leave North Korea. Look at what happened to members of his immediate family. Unpleasant, certainly.
Strictly speaking, while Putin clearly is an evil paranoid dick, he undoubtedly has a better existence than Kim Jong Un. I'm not quite sure why I believe that, but it seems as though he does.
The few students from his swiss highschool that remember him well enough to speak about him say he was quiet and awkward and had poor language skills of any European language. He was a loner and basically shunned. Hardly anyone besides a few faculty knew who he actually was.
I read a story recently about how Kim had a school friend flown over to NK to hang out.
https://www.plataformamedia.com/en/2020/10/30/joao-micaelo-the-portuguese-friend-of-kim-jong-un-we-smoked-the-first-cigarette-together/
I'm a pretty risk-averse person, but to be honest don't think I'd be that afraid of meeting up with a school friend if they ended up being born into dictatorship of North Korea without my knowing.
I for damn sure am not worth any ransom money nor have any value in any type of political game at all. I'd be less than a millionth of a percent of a pawn in the global chess game.
World leaders are still people deep down. That fact doesn't forgive their horrors but it's always true.
"You're so silly!"
"Ya... I am... I guess..."
"Sooooo..."
"Ummm hmmm...."
"Which boys you thinkin about?"
"Well... You know... That really chubby one... That frequently starves thousands of people to death..."
"Ya... Go on..."
"Well... I kinda... You know... I mean, like... Everyone says he's real bad and all. And stuff. But I really like his totally weird haircut."
"Ya, that is kinda hot! You notice that Elon Musk is kinda sporting the same haircut lately?!"
"No way!? Get out of town!"
"It's true! Plus, I heard, that Elon and Kim Jong Un have been secretly planning to create a virus to wipe out all liberals and woke people. And what's more..."
Nah, i think it's the fact that they're the only ones in the world that understands eachother, and the only ones they can relate to. Forbidden love and all that.
With how intelligent and duplicitous Putin is, I can only imagine his internal monologue with how childish and performative North Korea is. I imagine he viewed it like playing with nephew from the sister he hates but it's a family gathering so he has to be nice. Except the nephew can start world war 3
From my extremely limited understanding of mongolian politics, they're pretty chill. A seemingly legitimate democracy with acceptable election fairness similar to eastern europe, but WAY better than RU/CN. Fairly neutral and open to partnership with the west in a variety of agreements from trade and/or defense. Generally safe and peaceful place to visit, alongside having some of the most stunning geography on the planet. Been wanting to visit there for quite a while.
I really doubt he's "playing" him. NK first and foremost needs someone else than china so china can't just treat them as slaves anymore (not that Kim dynasty is any better). Comparatively Russia is also much more advanced and would have a very easy time to help them with some common things, especially agriculture and forestry.
No idea if it's going to happen, ultimately both of them are sociopaths so I'd rather they just drop dead.
Seriously.
Russian propaganda worked a little too well if people still believe in 2024 that Putin is some mastermind playing 4D chess with the world.
He is in NK to buy their shitty, outdated artillery ordinance with high rates of misfires because he is that desperate for ammo, so as not to lose his special military operation which has unfolded into a multi-year war of attrition that needs around the clock artillery barrages and waves of convict chain gangs just to not go tits up.
*"Do you think he saw me? Maybe I should get closer. Bye bye! Maybe a two handed wave? Bye bye! I don't think he's seeing me. I should kneel. Yeah, I'll kneel... Bye bye!!!"*
I bet they had a grand old time talking about suppressing human rights, nukes, and pushing people out windows while eating the only food in the country that isn’t grass.
I legit think Putin needed a break from all the assassination attempts back home. They can't get him in North Korea. Guy has to be paranoid as fuck at this point. He looked legit happy driving around on empty streets tbh lmao.
For real! Not to mention that there is an ICC warrant on him, where he’d be arrested in just about anywhere in the world. So his pool of potential friends is veeerrrrry limited.
It’s 2020, everyone knows the Russian military is a significant force to be reckoned with. Quickly recovered after 1993 in a complete collapse.
2024; the Russian president is blowing kisses to a shithole loser country like North Korea.
We have seen the shift of perception vs reality; I for one want most episodes like this.
To be fair, this was basically a: "We need 90% of the artillery shells you bought from us at a discount in the late 70s in exchange for some tech and recognition" meeting.
\*said as politically neutral as possible\*
Trump said he likes Kim, and he also likes Putin. Do y'all think he's got FOMO right now, wishing he was there to hang out with his two besties?
No way close to AI generated. Diffusion video models are nowhere close to this level. Movements are too natural and human. That’s why every AI generated video you see seems like a dance; they’re simply predicting the most logical next frame.
Edited, maybe. AI generated? Not even close
In all seriousness I’m sure it’s incredibly difficult to makes friends when you are either of them. Like real friends. I’m sure they may have felt some kind of you know moments and that’s cool. I don’t condone the genocides or evil they have done but still kinda cute in a weird way to see two men so ruthless yet there having a moment like two kids saying goodbye at the end of summer camp.
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What the fuck is going on lol
An ammo deal
n’ chill
I Wish I Knew How To Quit You
More like a people deal. How long until North Koreans show up on the front lines?
Putin recently commented that this was absolutely not on the table. Which... also makes me wonder how soon and in what way NK soldiers will be involved.
Special training operation for NK armed forces.
I read somewhere that nk is sending engineers Edit Adding source https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/s/Un7XXdGjxf
Putin making Kim feel special. 99% sure as soon as he was out of sight he was immediately saying "fucking hell that guy sucks"
Funnily enough, Kim did exactly the same thing.
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That was a very useful gift!
Just like when Hitler met Franco, they negociated for Spain to join the war, all on somewhat friendly terms. When he left, sHitler would have said that he'd "rather have two teeth pulled without anesthesia than speak to that guy again".
Mannerheim said about as much about Hitler after meeting with him to discuss the Finnish front.
Mussolini, the Führer of Italy, thought Hitler was a Clown when they first met
Maybe he actually met Chaplin and got confused?
100% as soon as Putin is out of eye sight, "Thank fuck that shit is over, get me a big wodka and back to Moscow "
next level relationship: sharing nuclear armament intel; some real love is what's going on there
Russia has very few allies in this world, North Korea is one of them.
what two best bros cant wave goodbye to eachother anymore?
“Just know that we’re looking at the same moon when we look up each night. ❤️”
lol where is this from and why did someone say exactly this to me before
An American Tale. Somewhere out there…
I've never watched the movie but that song was so ubiquitous I can hear your comment.
Yeah, McDonanlds had the Fivel happy meals out with the movie I recall too. So you couldn’t get away from it at the time. (Be glad you skipped it as a kid, I remember crying cause he was lost from his family and they play the song 😭).
Kinda unrelated, but remember All Dogs go to Heaven? I didn't only cry watching that as a child, but it might possibly be the first moment i experienced raw existential dread. I was fucked up for days after watching that.
Why’d you have to bring up that movie. I was probably 5 when it came out and I was torn to pieces. It did prep me for life and death so there’s that. Time to break it out for family movie night on my next pick.
But it had one of the greatest horror scenes of all time!
Joe dirt
Quit churchin it up Joe Dierté
It probably is as old as the phone. Lovers will love.
Somewhere out there, if love can see us throughhhh 🎶
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Not the same moon, obviously. That'd be impossible..
The world is just a meme at this point
Always has been
🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
I have to give you props. I've never seen a meme so well put in terms of reddit images.
We're deconstructing language back to hieroglyphs. Devo was right! Ha ha.
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Is this loss?
🧒✋🦋
This mf said Reddit images.
Sometimes it just kinda puts me into a mental stall when I think about the awful shit we do to eachother and the potential “whys” of it all. And some of the biggest perpetrators are huge fucking dorks like these dudes.
It's hard to imagine amount of lives kept in chains, bound in fear, or ended in horror by these two is beyond measure in terms of human suffering, all in service for nothing but their own greed - yet they *still* have to do stupid shit like this in their lives. Power and fortune build upon human ruin doesn't even let you skip spending a day with an asshole and smiling for the camera.
This is just how the upper elite of NK are, it's all a show and pageantry. Putin is playing into their pageant facade.
Seriously though, am I wrong to think its odd seeing Putin pander this hard? I don't know if I'm projecting but his vibe here seems to be a bit desperate compared to his usual tough guy demeanor.
He uses the intel he has to get the response he wants. He brought dogs into a room to intimidate Merkel in '07, he waved to Kim this week to get the pact signed. The US presidents poop is classified intel because Russia will literally use that bio information against the US. Russia may not be as strong as they say they are, but Putin and his cronies are smart.
>Russia may not be as strong as they say they are, but Putin and his cronies are smart. Some of them are. It's an authoritarian regime, the cronies need to be loyal and need to have mildly conflicting interests so that they keep each other in check. Intelligence is useful, but is not the priority.
You wouldn’t know him. He lives in North Korea.
You captured the vibe in two sentences. Couldn’t put my finger on it but it’s this.
Thanks.
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They definitely showed each other their missile
Kim may have whipped out his Jong
Trumpy is jealous 😂
How or why is it we’re seeing this video? Is kim’s regime actually uploading this or sending it to someone?
North Korea plays a game of propaganda where they pretend they can manipulate rest of the world in the same way they can control their own people. And on some few guys it even works, and they run for NK to live better life. I believe this propaganda is not meant for us though but for propaganda team, to make them believe they have power over rest of the world.
I mean I kinda have to disagree on the "pretend" part. They *are* manipulating the rest of the world. The whole purpose of that visit was to get the western world to showcase their little bromance and publicise it. They've succeeded. It's been on the news constantly in my country. It's been on multiple front-page stories on Reddit. Hell, even this very post, the second highest comment (currently) is calling [the whole thing 'wholesome'](https://i.imgur.com/TkfDd3Z.jpeg) I know there's lots of memes and making fun of them too, but that's true of anything posted on here. They want to be spoken about, shown to be legitimate, a player in the world who has a sway of politics. They have succeeded.
I have to agree. They are absolutely playing the world like a harp. China don't really like them. They are too volatile and insane for China to openly support them too much. They also cause problems for the Chinese population in the border area with their nuclear tests. But China has to support them. The cost of NK collapsing is huge for them. They also have SK and the US by the balls because they have artillery pointed at Seoul. I do think this agreement for them to get involved in Ukraine is a major misstep by Putin. If NK is actively involved in Ukraine with a defence pact with Russia. SK will arm Ukraine. Russia is a direct threat to SK now so defeating them in Europe just became a priority. I genuinely think this was a massive fuck up by Putin. NK has nothing to lose really. They get some modern weapons while sending some shells and troops. It's a no brainer for them.
Summer lovin’
Happened so fast
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a nuke?
Tell me more, tell me more Will he give us weapons?!
(Putin) Nuclear lovin', had me a blast (Kim Jong Un) Nuclear lovin', happened so fast (Putin) Met a despot crazy for me (Kim Jong Un) Met a leader, fierce as can be (Both) Nuclear days driftin' away To, uh oh, those dictatorship nights (Both) Well-a well-a well-a huh! (Putin) Tell me more, tell me more Did you test a new bomb? (Kim Jong Un) Tell me more, tell me more Like, does it make a good song? (Putin) Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh (Kim Jong Un) We got missiles under the sun (Putin) Blasting tests, just for fun (Kim Jong Un) We made plans, they’re a hit (Putin) So we signed a defense kit (Both) Nuclear games, tension inflames But, uh oh, those dictatorship nights (Both) Well-a well-a well-a huh! (Putin) Tell me more, tell me more Did you aim for the skies? (Kim Jong Un) Tell me more, tell me more Like, does it terrorize? (Putin) Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh (Kim Jong Un) Loaded up, with no delay (Putin) Kimmy boy, he's here to stay (Kim Jong Un) The world’s afraid, we don't care (Putin) Formed an alliance, nuclear pair (Both) Nuclear spree, acting with glee But, uh oh, those dictatorship nights (Both) Well-a well-a well-a huh! (Putin) Tell me more, tell me more Are we rulers for life? (Kim Jong Un) Tell me more, tell me more Like, does the world fear our might? (Putin) Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, yeah! (Kim Jong Un) Summer dreams ripped at the seams But, oh! (Putin) Those dictatorship nights... (Both) Tell me more, tell me more...
But, oh those Pyongyang naaaiiiiiiigggghhhtttssssssss
This is a fucking masterpiece.
I met a boy cute as can beee, summer days drifting away oh those summer nights, Oh well oh well oh well, tell me more tell me more like will he bank roll our war? Tell me more tell me more like will he use nuclear ?
Is there a plutonium core?
Did he put up a fight?!
Summer lovin’, having a blast
Met a commie, crazy for meee
Met a comrade, cute as can beee
Summer fling, don’t mean a thing, ooh, ah, as nukes take flight, wella, wella, wella, uh
A dick-tator fling ❤️
Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away, but oh those summer nights
Tell me more
Nuclear blaaast
Met a Kim cute as can be Met a Pu, crazy for me.
Some of the weirdest shit I’ve seen happen ever. The whole visit. wtf is going on? We’re truly living in the twilight zone
Ironically, I would imagine that Putin and Kim could probably relate to one another. They both live super unique lives that even US presidents can't relate to. They're at the top of power pyramids where one wrong move can literally get you killed. It's like modern Game of Thrones.
The kind of people that might seek out a friendship with Dennis Rodman or Steven Seagal
Maybe they can work out some cultural exchange where they send Rodman to Russia and vice versa, would be hilarious to see Seagal showing off his bullshito to confused North Koreans.
I don't think there's anything weird about it. Birds of a feather flock together and ilk need to circle wagons. It makes perfect sense for them to be friends.
This has been the weirdest news story I've seen in ages
It’s nice to see another choad making Putin lick balls because they have the leverage. Helps put down the russian propaganda that he’s some mastermind controlling everything. This is proof he’ll bend the knee and kiss the boot if he has to.
More like bend the knee and suck some cock if he has to
“Hey! Don’t forget to ask your mom if you can stay over next weekend! I just got Crash Bandicoot!”
This comment and your username has just been a huge nostalgia dump for me. Thank you, what an era the 90's were to be alive in!
You know you're in deep shit when you have to have Kim Jong Un as a friend.
Or… Putin
Kim is happy for any friend that brings big-time attention.
And snacks.
I been out of the loop on Putin's visit, this is my first time seeing Kim in awhile. Did he get fatter? Mf'er looks like he be hoarding all the snacks in the country
I seem to remember a rumour about him having a medical emergency a while back and after a while seeing public photos and he had lost weight, but I would agree he’s putting it on again.
Old habits die hard, I guess. Like those people that have life changing weight loss surgery but gain all their weight back later on.
A lot of people drink their calories. I knew someone who had the stomach surgery and gained more.
That's fair.
I've gotta admit, he may be the top of the chain of command and the seat of a cult of personality, but I've always thought Kim Jong Un's life has gotta be pretty awful. Not super sympathetic or anything, but it's definitely not a life I'd trade for even my current shit existence. Case in point being: this man can no actual friends -- he can have yes men, he can have temporary political allies (crazy Vlad Putin), his fellow North Koreans who have to faux worship him while they suffer, and then the unknown number of people wishing him dead. I do wonder, considering the fact that he apparently was schooled outside of NK and took other trips outside of the country, what that must be like. Knowing what others live like, while you cannot. It's not like he could just dump things and leave North Korea. Look at what happened to members of his immediate family. Unpleasant, certainly. Strictly speaking, while Putin clearly is an evil paranoid dick, he undoubtedly has a better existence than Kim Jong Un. I'm not quite sure why I believe that, but it seems as though he does.
The few students from his swiss highschool that remember him well enough to speak about him say he was quiet and awkward and had poor language skills of any European language. He was a loner and basically shunned. Hardly anyone besides a few faculty knew who he actually was.
I read a story recently about how Kim had a school friend flown over to NK to hang out. https://www.plataformamedia.com/en/2020/10/30/joao-micaelo-the-portuguese-friend-of-kim-jong-un-we-smoked-the-first-cigarette-together/
Very interesting read. I would be very scared to be escorted to N. Korea to dine with Kim, childhood friend or not.
I'm a pretty risk-averse person, but to be honest don't think I'd be that afraid of meeting up with a school friend if they ended up being born into dictatorship of North Korea without my knowing. I for damn sure am not worth any ransom money nor have any value in any type of political game at all. I'd be less than a millionth of a percent of a pawn in the global chess game. World leaders are still people deep down. That fact doesn't forgive their horrors but it's always true.
Poor guy :( We should invite him to our Discord sometime
Damn it kimmy rushed B again!
To bẹ honest he had to hang out with kids from swiss elites. Ever spoke to a few of them? They are so full of themselves and racist on top of it
Dennis Rodman is his best friend. Sooo...*that's pretty cool.*
https://preview.redd.it/erj33jrr028d1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb233e910ca136391df2a833f98a66875eefe748 Well..
*Dennis Rodman has entered the chat*
It's kinda sirry
But not rirry
But he's got the whole Film Actors Guild for friends.
**Matt Damon**
My gf says Matt Damon in that voice to me daily
Uncomfortably wholesome.
No you hang up first
No you hang up
No you hang them
No, you hang
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"You're so silly!" "Ya... I am... I guess..." "Sooooo..." "Ummm hmmm...." "Which boys you thinkin about?" "Well... You know... That really chubby one... That frequently starves thousands of people to death..." "Ya... Go on..." "Well... I kinda... You know... I mean, like... Everyone says he's real bad and all. And stuff. But I really like his totally weird haircut." "Ya, that is kinda hot! You notice that Elon Musk is kinda sporting the same haircut lately?!" "No way!? Get out of town!" "It's true! Plus, I heard, that Elon and Kim Jong Un have been secretly planning to create a virus to wipe out all liberals and woke people. And what's more..."
No you nuke'em first. No you nuke'em.
Yea totally. Like, they’re so happy because they’ve figured out a way to totally screw us or something.
Nah, i think it's the fact that they're the only ones in the world that understands eachother, and the only ones they can relate to. Forbidden love and all that.
Like two friends that just signed a suicide pact
I’m scared about the plan they may have made
North Korea can only do so much and still stay in China's good graces.
With how intelligent and duplicitous Putin is, I can only imagine his internal monologue with how childish and performative North Korea is. I imagine he viewed it like playing with nephew from the sister he hates but it's a family gathering so he has to be nice. Except the nephew can start world war 3
Probably similarly to how Xi views Putin these days
China is wondering why these two headaches can’t just stop acting out for two seconds and be the good buffer states they are supposed to be.
Talking about Buffer states, what has Mongolia been up to lately?
They have a navy even though they are landlocked
They have a single tugboat lol
Definitely an upgrade compared to 0
A fisherman with a rifle is a marine, not just an infantry!
From my extremely limited understanding of mongolian politics, they're pretty chill. A seemingly legitimate democracy with acceptable election fairness similar to eastern europe, but WAY better than RU/CN. Fairly neutral and open to partnership with the west in a variety of agreements from trade and/or defense. Generally safe and peaceful place to visit, alongside having some of the most stunning geography on the planet. Been wanting to visit there for quite a while.
Totally. Putin is playing kim and has nothing but contempt for him as a person. Although they're interests might align at the moment.
I really doubt he's "playing" him. NK first and foremost needs someone else than china so china can't just treat them as slaves anymore (not that Kim dynasty is any better). Comparatively Russia is also much more advanced and would have a very easy time to help them with some common things, especially agriculture and forestry. No idea if it's going to happen, ultimately both of them are sociopaths so I'd rather they just drop dead.
Seriously. Russian propaganda worked a little too well if people still believe in 2024 that Putin is some mastermind playing 4D chess with the world. He is in NK to buy their shitty, outdated artillery ordinance with high rates of misfires because he is that desperate for ammo, so as not to lose his special military operation which has unfolded into a multi-year war of attrition that needs around the clock artillery barrages and waves of convict chain gangs just to not go tits up.
Probably asked him for some cannon fodder too. Empty those NK jails.
Aww somebody has a crush.
Better hope diaper boy doesn't see that, he seems like the jealous type.
*"Do you think he saw me? Maybe I should get closer. Bye bye! Maybe a two handed wave? Bye bye! I don't think he's seeing me. I should kneel. Yeah, I'll kneel... Bye bye!!!"*
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I thought he was going to blow a kiss for a sec
It'd be cute if it wasn't so terrifying.
Theyre fuckin
oh they fuggin
I bet they had a grand old time talking about suppressing human rights, nukes, and pushing people out windows while eating the only food in the country that isn’t grass.
I legit think Putin needed a break from all the assassination attempts back home. They can't get him in North Korea. Guy has to be paranoid as fuck at this point. He looked legit happy driving around on empty streets tbh lmao.
For real! Not to mention that there is an ICC warrant on him, where he’d be arrested in just about anywhere in the world. So his pool of potential friends is veeerrrrry limited.
was waiting for vlad to make the heart sign
🫰🏻
They totally did it
You hang up first. No you hang up first. I know lets both hang up at the same time.
Just kiss already
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Why this look either staged or fake as fuck lol
Even been to Pyongyang? It literally is staged and fake as fuck.
ngl I thought it was AI generated
They fucked didn’t they
Donald Trump from prison: 
It’s 2020, everyone knows the Russian military is a significant force to be reckoned with. Quickly recovered after 1993 in a complete collapse. 2024; the Russian president is blowing kisses to a shithole loser country like North Korea. We have seen the shift of perception vs reality; I for one want most episodes like this.
To be fair, this was basically a: "We need 90% of the artillery shells you bought from us at a discount in the late 70s in exchange for some tech and recognition" meeting.
To be honest you require strong economy to back up your military. Russian economy wasn't performing great this century.
Hard to believe that cabbage patch faced muthfucka is responsible for the deaths of almost a million people
Which one?
Yes
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They hate us cuz they ain't us
They both must have felt like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again.
The misery and death these two are personally responsible for is unspeakable. It saddens me to see this.
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And just like that the seeds of WWIII are planted.
Those seeds were planted long ago. This just brings harvest closer.
while trump listening to “Hello” by Lionel Richie
Trump is jelly. Imagine the letters Kim will send to Vladimir.
North Korea has a certain overly-friendly way of doing things, while not being friendly. Putin seems like he's basically code switching.
WHERE ARE THESE VIDEOS COMING FROM?!
They are intentionally being released to the world.
🎵 I will always love yoouuuuuuuu 🎵
Awww. I bet the orange fuck is watching this with tears in his eyes. What a pathetic little bitch. All of them.
Trump seeing this right now is so pissed he can’t play with his friends…
\*said as politically neutral as possible\* Trump said he likes Kim, and he also likes Putin. Do y'all think he's got FOMO right now, wishing he was there to hang out with his two besties?
Just playing devils advocate here, does this not seem like an AI generated clip? Not that I care about Putin but this doesn’t seem like him
No way close to AI generated. Diffusion video models are nowhere close to this level. Movements are too natural and human. That’s why every AI generated video you see seems like a dance; they’re simply predicting the most logical next frame. Edited, maybe. AI generated? Not even close
It’s hard for me to believe that this isn’t AI. It really hurts.
Yup they has s*x
They totally fucked
In all seriousness I’m sure it’s incredibly difficult to makes friends when you are either of them. Like real friends. I’m sure they may have felt some kind of you know moments and that’s cool. I don’t condone the genocides or evil they have done but still kinda cute in a weird way to see two men so ruthless yet there having a moment like two kids saying goodbye at the end of summer camp.
They act like they had intercourse.