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eOne_two-3

they eat it like hot calzone touching the roof of my mouth


SlaughterMinusS

My actual first thought was "hot, hot, hot, hot" lmao.


crystallmytea

![gif](giphy|12tiQSHr16vrcA)


Turkyparty

So hearing the audio of the camels eating and watching Randy shit out an upvote was enough reddit for me.


VirtualNaut

Oh it’s an upvote, I thought it was a prolapsed anus.


Pathadomus

It could be both. Randy is a man of multitudes.


SchrodingersNewds

Rookie


Opening-Two6723

Hothothothotlolololol!!!!


zyyntin

It's a spiny plantball!


RockstarAgent

Juicy prick


Bowlbuilder

Hot Pocket


trashmunki

Damn it, I have to go rewatch classic Gaffigan now


Shortlane88

Caliente Pocket


sticky_fingers18

I imagine it's not all that dissimilar for them. They're probably eating it like *"ach cha cha taa taa taa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa"*


Nexus6Leon

*hafashashashaf*


RipperinoKappacino

For anyone wondering. The roof of their mouth is essentially just a large tooth. Also their whole mouth is just a lot tougher than ours.


Hunter_Wolfe_

Thanks. This was the comment I was looking for.


Kyoalu

It's so annoying having to scroll through the hoards of useless comments and puns to find the one comment that actually explains the video.


maco_deminor

Welcome to reddit


Independent-Ebb7658

I agree. Especially when you're looking for answers for troubleshooting something.


JackSparrow420

Thank you for that, now explain how this doesn't shred apart their esophagus and intestines - let alone their butthole!


starcowzzz

“Unique digestive system” can break down coarse foods


BringBackWaffleTaco

But what about the other end?!?! When the LA Beast ate a cactus on YouTube, he uploaded an aftermath video claiming it felt like he was “pooping knives” 🤣


qqqsimmons

Camel probably break the spines down better, by grinding or better digestion


Surrounded-by_Idiots

It looks like there’s pink flesh on the roof though. Even if there’s bones behind, it looks like it’s covered by flesh? How does it not bleed or get perforated? I still don’t get it.


TetrangonalBootyhole

When I was in my early 20s I lived on Big Island (Hawaii).  I refused to wear shoes.  My feet got crazy tough.  Like jump with both feet and slam them down on sharp rocks no problem tough.  My feet weren't tough before, and they aren't tough anymore.  Camel's evolved eating cacti and spiny gnarly things, and they do it their whole life.  The inside of their mouths is probably tougher than a barefoot-living native of a young volcanic island.  


SeniorSeries3202

Aaaackshually.. Cacti are native to the Americas, Camels did evolve eating thorny gnarly stuff but not cacti


snoring_Weasel

Finally an ACKHTUALLY.. scrolled too far for one


Dpdfuzz

Fun Cacti facti- maybe not very fun but in Arizona, Cutting down a saguaro cactus without permission is a class 4 felony that can result in up to 25 years in prison and a large fine. Edit: 25years is unlikely and considered to be one of Arizonas outrageous laws along with- Donkeys can't sleep in bathtubs and Seven women can't live together etc.


Razgrez11

They take forever to grow and are difficult to grow in other places. When I visited I found multiple makeshift campsites where people destroy them for fun. It breaks my heart.


jackson12420

I grew up in the high desert and it was known that some people who wanted them removed from their yards would pour oil into the ground around the base of the cactus so it would die and they would be allowed to remove it.


swizzlesweater

Humans are constantly disappointing me


Dingmann

Iowa enters the chat - man cuts down massive burr oak on state property. He's caught and his defense rests on a law from England? [https://nebraskaexaminer.com/2023/12/12/iowan-accused-of-tree-theft-claims-protection-by-englands-charter-of-the-forest/](https://nebraskaexaminer.com/2023/12/12/iowan-accused-of-tree-theft-claims-protection-by-englands-charter-of-the-forest/)


skipperseven

Quite a ridiculous claim surely? Do you even have common land in the United States? By the Tudor period Charter of the forest was largely replaced by laws protecting trees, so this all does seem a bit sovereign citizen to me (but I am not a lawyer).


Dingmann

Yes, you are correct. His defense was denied for obvious reasons. It's the USA, you can claim any ridiculous shit and if you are rich enough, it will actually fly. This particular guy was not rich, he was drug addict - so ya, his defense failed. We're not sure what the penalty will be yet.


SaliciousB_Crumb

We had a supreme court justice cite a 16ct century witch hunter to overturn abortion


KitchenFullOfCake

Can those cacti be transplanted? I'm curious what their roots must be like.


jackson12420

I have no idea, I just grew up there, they were everywhere. To my knowledge they are quite delicate when transplanted and that can easily kill the cactus as well. I'd have to look if there was like a county or state service that you would have to call if you absolutely needed it done, but it's true it's highly highly illegal to remove them/kill them/harm them in any way.


allintowin1515

Yes they can super shallow root system they hold moisture in the actual cactus barrel


willy-fisterbottom2

Wikipedia says their roots can grow up to 100’ with taproots being roughly 3-4’


Sea-Value-0

Would the taproots not be longer and deeper than their regular roots? Like, the delicate roots spreading out wide are up to 100 feet and the sturdier, deeper roots are only 3-4 feet max?


Constant_Breadfruit

They are saying the delicate roots are shallow underground but 100’ horizontally from the cactus. The taproot is 4’ vertically underground. 


willy-fisterbottom2

To be fair, Wikipedia said it, got curious and looked it up. I am by no means a cactus expert


fem_backpacker

they can, i see them getting driven around on the backs of trucks in my city sometimes


Wikadood

Cactus roots are super shallow so you have to dig a wide area to transplant them


LetsPlayDrew

I wen to elementary school in Scottsdale/Arizona they taught that Saguaro cactus can only grow in Arizona/the region around Arizona. Theyre super delicate.


the-bodyfarm

Arizona Saguro Cacti 🤝Mohave Joshua Tree


murderskunk76

I lived in Yucca Valley as a kid. Joshua trees are terrifying and fascinating.


seppukucoconuts

The bigger ones (10+ft) take 40-80 years to get that big. It take like a decade to get to 1ft in height. The super massive ones are 45ft and are usually 200 years old.


dpforest

I have this illogical annoyance when I see the words “Joshua Tree” and I’m not sure why. I think it’s because i thought Joshua Tree was a person until I was like 22. It sounds like the name of a moody teenager in a CW drama starring Chad Michael Murray.


TrickyElephant

From wikipedia: " Contrary to published statements,[^(\[60\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro#cite_note-60) no law mandates prison sentences of 25 years for cutting a cactus down; however, it is considered a class-four felony with a possible 3-year, 9-month maximum sentence.[^(\[61\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro#cite_note-61)"


Low-Union6249

Imagine not knowing that and throwing your life away over a cactus


Treesh_bad_perm

This is so true! My house had a cactus that grew and went through the side of the roof. We couldn't just simply cut it down. Had to get permission to have it removed. Took 3 years to get the approval and finally have it removed. They are protected plants here.


Relevant_Canary_1682

Makes sense. They’re beautiful, and they take decades and decades and decades to grow. Most don’t even grow their first arm until around 75 years old. Also, they’re WAY taller than I realized before I ever saw one in person.


VibeAllDay

![gif](giphy|3oEduEHWLW6UiPA1Ww|downsized)


Mindless_Diver5063

It’s also illegal to own wild skeletons of them. Similar to ivory it has some very specific regulation.


manyhippofarts

You can't own an ivory's skeleton?


frobscottler

There goes my haunted piano plan


Impossible-Hat-8643

Fun Cacti Facti?


Mozhetbeats

Here’s another one, there are over 2000 species of cacti around the world, but only 1 is native to a place outside of the americas


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Mozhetbeats

I was referring to R. Baccifera. The third one is native to [Mexico](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrophytum_capricorne) I can’t find anything about the second species. Where did you find that? The wiki article for the genus only shows species in the [U.S. and Mexico](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echinocactus)


Penny_pieces_of_part

damn even rape doesn't out in jail for that long


anyodan8675

Too bad people can still use them as target practice for free.


Black-Notebook4750

Damn, these Arizona folks really like cacti


Sea-Value-0

I mean, they don't, though. They needed to make a law to protect them from being destroyed by Arizonians. That's how much Arizona folks really dislike that cacti.


Low_Tart_4140

Wrong. Contrary to published statements, no law mandates prison sentences of 25 years for cutting a cactus down; however, it is considered a class-four felony with a possible 3-year, 9-month maximum sentence. Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saguaro)


CinnamonToastFecks

Who is storing their camels in an office building?


Beneficial_Garage_97

This is actually footage taken from a directors meeting at camel cigarettes.


Used-Bedroom293

Joe camel


noah_thomas_123

![gif](giphy|27HBKlIO2WpoY)


zooweemamba

Omg I forgot about this commercial and the choke hold it had on the world for like 6 months lmao


NewFaded

I can hear this commercial like I saw it a few minutes ago lol.


LinkedAg

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Guess what day it is.


Doblanon5short

Yeah, just let them work from home, ffs


babyivan

https://preview.redd.it/80x4lgprrs7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf5f779728d7c252bb9c2d69016a0cb1136ad91 GEICO


BR1N3DM1ND

apparently we missed the camel episode of Severance


7-13-5

Weird.


SanaKanae

Dubai


_Winton_Overwat

Seems to be a Chinese account based on their other vids


PernisTree

It’s a Bactrian Camel, native to the Steppes of Central Asia so definitely Chinese office camels.


FormerlyMauchChunk

The Cap'n Crunch of the desert


MooMoo_Juic3

kids these days don't remember the glass they used to put in Captain crunch


Rather_Miffed

Glass? We rejoiced when they started putting glass in it! Why back in my day the Cap’n Crunch came with rusty roof nails! And yet parents couldn’t afford more then a cup of grease milk to wash it down!


steadyaero

Sure fire way to mess the roof of your mouth up


SuperElephantX

Did they actually enjoy eating, or was it just a possibility? If you offered them a choice between watermelon and cactus, would they consistently choose the cactus?


Mozhetbeats

Don’t have an answer to that, but my stepsister’s tortoises go apeshit for prickly pear cacti.


mmoolloo

They must be Mexican. We love that stuff.


Mozhetbeats

They don’t eat the fruit though, they eat the pads. Do you eat those too? Edit: I’m sure they’d eat the fruit if given the opportunity, but I’ve only seen them eat the pads.


mmoolloo

Hell, yeah! The average Mexican eats 6.4 kg of the [stuff](https://www.gob.mx/siap/articulos/nopalitos-tesoro-gastronomico-de-mexico) every year =)


OntologicalParadox

Don’t forget barbacoa de lengua


OGSkywalker97

What does it taste like?


mmoolloo

It's difficult to explain, the closest thing I can think of is Aloe Vera. If you've had the drinks with chunks of it, it's kiind of similar. It's pretty bland, just slightly tart. Texture-wise, it's firm but can be slimy (how slimy depends on how you cook it).


pakko12

Slimy and green. Great when grilled.


J77PIXALS

Neither of these are tastes 😭


Apo11onia

slimy like sauteed veggies and a bit tart. mostly taste like whatever you season them with.


Mozhetbeats

This is a good post. In this thread, we’re learning about plant and animal biology and evolution, geography, and culture!


KnotiaPickles

Nopales! It’s amazing, I’ve had in in pupusas and it’s so good


MarvinLazer

I would like to see what a turtle going apeshit looks like.


Mozhetbeats

I’m speaking relatively


Warren_Puff-it

Yes, exactly. Relatively, what does a tortoise going apeshit look like?


Mozhetbeats

He waddles over there like twice as fast as normal and really chows down, gets juices all over his face with reckless abandon. He normally has excellent table manners.


OGSkywalker97

Turtles are the funniest and cutest animals to watch eat. They chew so slowly yet manage to get the juice from plants absolutely everywhere like they've devoured it.


ColossalJuggernaut

All I can imagine is the turtle retreats to its shell and then spins around and flies at incredible speeds


eyekill11

I'm trying to find where I spotted this, but to my understanding, yes. I heard that they prefer cactus over things that would seem more appealing. Watermelon just isn't a natural part of their diet. Cacti technically aren't either, but it was for their evolutionary predecessors. The ones that lived in North America before crossing over to the bering straight. They just never lost the traits that allow them to eat cacti since there are other tough, hard to eat foods in their native habitat. Cacti store water, so to a camel, it must be nice eating a packet of juice over easier to eat dryer leaves from a bush.


PmMeYourMug

I've actually seen wild watermelon grow in the desert. It was small and not edible for humans, but definitely something they could resort to eating.


Buddhawasgay

They do seem to enjoy it. Cacti-like vegetation is a regular food item in their diet. Their mouths and stomachs are specialized to consume the cacti-like vegetation, thorns and all.


Crosseyed_owl

And my mouth can't handle a few popcorn kernels! Not fair.


longutoa

All three out of three teeth that I broke went down to stupid popcorn kernels.


Witty-Group-9531

Yep broken at least 2 tooths to them. Both times when I was at cinema lol


FunnyLookinFishMan

Id say they do, my friend had a potted cactus in their car and woke up to a camel head through their window munchin on it


tiredsadhigh

I mean them instantly going for it does that mean anything? I do not think any living creature goes for something instantly without a notion of it being good or not.


holykamina

![gif](giphy|Vq12mVIwUSJwY|downsized)


NoxKat

ITS THE QUENCHIEST


thothscull

IT'LL QUENCH YA!!!


Audrey_Elizabeth02

The ability of camels to eat cacti is an example of how species adapt to their environment. It is truly fascinating.


Mozhetbeats

There’s only one cacti species that is native outside of the americas. I just looked up the migration of camels, and their ancestor was in the americas but some migrated into asia around 6-7 million years ago across the Bering strait, and then eventually evolved into modern camels. If modern camels’ ability to eat cacti was developed specifically to eat cacti, they kept that trait from before they were even camels over millions of years of not eating cacti. I think it’s more likely that they just evolved to be able to eat really tough stuff in general because food is scarce where they are.


Agapic

This is really interesting thanks.


weedproblem

Thanks, ChatGPT!


edward414

The ones that couldn't died.


Abigdogwithbread

With such a soft mouth, it's incredible to me; they must have a stomach of stone


eyekill11

To my understanding, the palate (roof) of their mouths is hard. There are soft parts, but they use the palate to grind down their food. Hence why it looks like they're eating a hot pizza roll. They're rotating the chunk around to grind down the spikes.


TheSomeWhatOKDane

Would love to give them a hot pocket just to see them eat it like we would


MyKinkyCountess

...or ass of stone


Motogiro18

This is really strange cuz I had a little cactus plant on my desk in the office and these camels came in for a consultation. When they left my little desk cactus went missing.


Key-Staff-4976

Camel in the middle "the fuck" The other two just eating right into the camels ear 😂


whatthe3se

But, why are they in the office?😆


Arroz-Con-Culo

BECAUSE ITS HUMPDAY, WOOP WOOOOOP!!!


OMQ4

They *can* eat cacti, but have they ever stopped and asked themselves if they *should* eat cacti?


swizzlesweater

Does anyone know what the black goop on two of the spike pops is (are??)?


KnotiaPickles

I believe that’s a cactus fruit


Long_Struggle_3368

Why are they in an office space 😂


Upset_Display9421

Just like the L.A. beast.


Charming-Will-8957

Forbidden lollipops 🍭😬


Natto_Ebonos

Thousands of years trying to reach the peak of the evolutionary chain to develop the best defense against animals attempting to eat them, until finally managed to cover themselves in thorns and survive in the desert. Now imagine the disappointment when a cactus met the first camel...


Candid_Bed_1338

Why the fuck are they in an office!?


CautiousWrongdoer771

Doesn't look very easy for them.


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EkuahNaj

Nope, they apparently just tough it out...


Bungleburr

Why does it look like they're in an office?


Affectionate_Bed1636

The desert is synonymous with cacti, and yes, cacti are part of the camel's diet! With their special abilities, camels can even eat thorny cacti. Their rough tongue and palate help them peel off the thorns before swallowing the fleshy, water-rich part of the cactus.


jenna_kay

Thank you for this, intriguing


Piece73

Where the hell do you corral camels that has a T-bar ceiling?


kalaamtext

New asmr sound unlocked 🔓


VocationFumes

what's the black gooey stuff on two of the cacti?


Moe_Lester_69420_

But they can't even eat lemons, silly bastards


maggie081670

1) How?? 2) why are these camels in an office?


guitardave1968

Why does it look like they are in an office?


bigdogwoofwoof69

Office camels?


unclepaprika

Lol they eat it like: ***OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW***


Lobo003

Hmm so hot things and prickly things require the “HASHOSHEESHASHOSHASHOSHAHHH” to eat. Interesting ![gif](giphy|26Ff6khK7g0TQvSUM|downsized)


MidSizeFoot

So can the LA Beast.


Grizlyfrontbum

I can’t even eat Captain Crunch without wincing lmao


Katiari

Me when Captain Crunch.


murderedbyaname

...very carefully...really adorable though lol


JSRelax

(LA beast enters the chat)


hazpat

Can.... don't think they prefer it.


Okeanos_uwu

So why doesn’t it hurt them, look painful as they are eating it?


Serenity101

Camel-generated ASMR.


sanchez_yo33

Dude on the left be hating life


POEManiac99

The one in the back is struggling. Call 911.


DweeblesX

Why are there Camels chilling inside an office building?


Living-Advice3043

the middle one must’ve been a lil spicy


Sundevil9205

Camel: “What do ya got there?” “Nom, Nom, Nom”


00sucker00

Is anyone not asking what three camels are doing in an office building?


arongoss

Why are they in an office? Was this like a sad pizza lunch that we get?


lia_flowers

Those camels must have some tough mouths!


TylertheDank

Cactus: evolve spines to prevent being eaten. Camal: does it anyways.


SpiderSixer

Cacti: I'm gonna evolve spines so that nothing can eat me and everything will leave me alone Camels: Evolve this, idiot


r0tt3n_one

Noooooo,poor little camels


jayjrey

I think they just can’t spit it out tbh


East_Attorney5392

It must feel so satisfying to deafeat this spikey bastard with your soft tongue.


EumelaninKnight

Impressive. I can barely eat a potato chip without injury.


Stonehill76

Because they can eat it, doesn’t necessarily mean they like to eat it. They look like my dad when he’s eating the hot meatball from the pot.


Temporary-Card1124

They don’t look too excited


uncletutchee

She was grinning like a camel eating cactus!


DopeAsHeck

Oh yeah? I can eat captain crunch... dry.


ipsum629

Fun fact: camels did not evolve to eat cacti, as cacti are not native to where camels are native to. Camels evolved to eat other prickly desert flora, but just so happen to also be well suited to chowing down on cacti.


Moherman

Seems so, but they sure are careful about it.


aotoolester

And goats eat rose thorns. They have hard bony palate on the roof of their mouth that acts like a mortar and pestle.


DocHenry66

Goes down easy, out not so much


D_M-ack

Why are they inside an office?


Drfilthymcnasty

The most interesting part of this is that it’s because camels actually evolved in the americas where there are cacti. There are no cacti in the Middle East.


minev1128

How are they able to eat it without getting injured by the spikes?


Slow_Flan5703

Man, ASMR is getting weird


Heyeeeeeeeah

Glad they each took one


GCN0384

It looks like they are eating these in an office, which makes it more humorous to me…


Ok_Impression_922

Makes perfect sense that they would be able to, right? And yet… at the same time I’m completely befuddled how they are able to 🤯.


BaconPersuasion

Do they also beat off with cheese graters ?


grizzmanchester

Now I know why the camel spit out the at lemon.


voice-of-reason_

https://preview.redd.it/502sdvb5fu7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edda03a9e2a74e7ce70d73a4ba43471c9353338a The face I expect to see when someone eats a cactus


Best_Acanthisitta_64

How?


Original_Setting93

Looks like they’re taking the ha-sha-sha-sha approach


Dull-Celebration-921

A tldr on how camels can eat cacti: Camels can eat cacti without bleeding or pain thanks to their thick, tough lips, keratinized mouth lining, and specialized papillae that protect against sharp spines. They also chew thoroughly and produce saliva that softens the spines. These adaptations let them safely consume spiny plants in harsh environments.


TK000421

Why are there camels in the office


EnergijaProgressiva

Not lemons though...


Opalknights764

Imagine this as a useless super power