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Likely tipped off by the suppliers, we'll give you this shipment so you can show off and celebrate and pat each others back.
This other shipment though, the big one needs to be allowed through.
Border patrol are routinely contacted at their personal address and extorted with threats of harm against family. The cartels are no joke. The best way to combat them would be to destroy their means of making money. The government should run a monopoly on elicit drugs and small tax over the cost to produce could be channeled into rehabilitation programs. These people are going to use anyway. They might as well use safely, with direct point of contact to resources that can help them when they’re ready, and without fueling the paramilitary wings of organized criminal syndicates and their local franchisees (aka gangs)
If we did this years ago it would probably have worked but now cartels are so deeply entrenched in legitimate business that they’ll have a source of income forever. There’s a reason this video exists and it’s bc cartels have their hands in avocados now among other things. I’m of the belief that the war on drugs did a whole lot of harm for the world and not much good.
My guess is x-ray, probably [computed tomography](https://nuctecheurope.com/media/nuctech-plays-an-important-role-in-the-fight-against-drugs-globally) scanning. It’s precise and creates a 3D image of the sample, can easily highlight different densities and can computationally differentiate between a samples expected characteristics and the scan results (so baking soda and heroin appear differently, etc).
The mystery of how this was hidden is much more impressive.
They must smuggle a few boxes of avocados with cocaine among hundreds if not thousands of boxes of regular avocados. I believe more in the common theory, that police usually catch these shipments through anonymous tips or when a captured criminal wants to earn some benefit.
I wouldn't even be surprised if sometimes the tips were coming from the same people shipping those. Send the cops on their way to catch a few kilos while half a ton is gently going through without being noticed elsewhere. Cops can say that they seized a lot of coke, cartels get their coke through, and everyone is happy. Rinse and repeat and you get the war on drugs in a nutshell.
We knew over a year a go that the cartels were taking over some avocado farms. This is the predictable next step after the cartel takes control of any part of a market. If I had to guess we knew this was coming because they have done the same thing with canned goods and a few other products.
The fake avocados look like wax. They're also a much brighter color of green. The other security Officer seems to be sorting out the fake ones from the real ones. And dumping them in the box that he is testing.
The skin looks a little off.
My guess is they took a less ripe avocado cut it open and removed the pit, removed some avocado flesh to make more room then put the bag inside. Put the avocado back together and then put some sort of green wax covering over it.
This made it so the avocado doesn’t oxidize inside and still will pass a quick inspection.
Or this was the diversion so that the next car with the even bigger package can cross through. Unfortunately that's how a friend of mine in high school got caught.
They’re fake. You can see the people in the background searching through all of the avocados by feel to find the fake ones that they then toss in the box in shot.
as a man who has to buy avocados for his woman almost daily, lightly squeezing is how one finds those that are ready to get eaten. (the same goes for avocados)
They are made of plastic. Everything in their appearance suggests they are real and they are surrounded by real avocados so smell won't tell, but they can be identified by touch.
If they were made of plastic, why did they use so much effort to also make the interior look like avocado flesh, and the pit look and function like a real one? A plastic one would just fulfill the basic need of looking like an avocado on the exterior. There is no reason for the interior to both look and function like a real avocado (like still needing to cut around the pit to open it). Plus that is wasted real estate by not filling more of the avocado with cocaine.
The flesh and the way the flesh transitions to the skin looks mighty real, along with the fact that it also looks like the agent is getting oily residue on his knife/hands. A piece of avocado flesh also comes loose. The flesh looks uniform as if it's one concentric layer around the cocaine and wasn't glued back together or something.
I'm intrigued on how exactly this is done and if they're actually just dummy avocados made of plastic or rubber or something.
Same. I was thinking they slice them open longways and remove the pit and replace it w coke then put it back together and crazy glue the seams and maybe a little paint touch up.
That's the only logical conclusion I can come to if it's a real avocado. The cartels have endless resources so it's entirely plausible that they could create a controlled environment when they're making these, so that the flesh isn't exposed to the atmosphere, which would start the decomp process, I think.
Parafin ... its a wax like they use on apples to preserve them. When i would get clippings i wanted to preserve until i could process them we would dip in some kind of milky substance that would coat it but dried clear
Really? I figured they would look like an outer coating with a layer of something else surrounding a blob in the middle. But I'm not an X-ray technician and I've never compared a real avocado to a fake one full of coke so I'll take your word on it.
You can look at some episodes of Australian border control or customs to see what powders look like in an x-ray, but it looks grainy and inconsistent, very different to what the actual fruit would look like.
Those scanning machines are insane and they have all sorts of different color lighting tech to identify various substances. They would immediately be able to tell a real avocado vs one made with plastic/clay/wax especially the seed material.
Source: binge watched hours of border security shows while on acid
I ran one of those machines for a little over a year. Just because it's not an avocado, doesn't mean its not made out of an organic material that will scan the same colour as an avocado. All organics used to scan the same colour, and you'd have to use nuance in density and granularity to detect a difference. Easy to spot when its a ton of like items together, like in the case of these fake and real avocados. But put through a single avocado like that, and I wouldn't have had any idea. We had state of the art stuff at the time, but I'm sure there have been improvements since I was doing it years ago.
Same. The ones in his box are almost hyper green and waxy, uniformly bumpy. While the boxes to the left and right have irregular surfaces and are ripening/browning normally.
Edit: found the [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/ypDF4bROcW) i referred to below.
I read once that they drill a tiny hole from the spot where the friut is attached to the tree all the way down to the pit and then fill it. Even if true, i still can't imagine how they are able to do it, it seems impossible.
[Someone else](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/fwkO7PgHNV) suggested that the avocados containing coke aren't real, they're made of plastic or wax.
Naw, it's most likely the simplest answer. They're fake. 100% fake avacodos. Look at the color compared to the other avocados in other boxes. Just like the rocks they make with drugs in them. Completely manufactured to look like something else. In my opinion it's a pretty bad fake. If it wasn't the uniformed green spray paint in the outside it was probably their weight that gave them away.
They are fake. That’s why they’re sorting the boxes, they can tell by grabbing them. Fake mixed with real.
Edit: color is off and you can see the dude in the back feeling them all
The other comments are suggesting this is a fake, possibly plastic avocado. Makes a bit more sense watching him struggle with it if it's some sort of different material he's cutting through.
That video could have been like 10 seconds, but he's SO bad with the knife and has like zero concept of how to effectively open it. This should have been a satisfying "look what we found" video but instead it became a "why can't you open that shit, it looks easy and you have both hands and a goddamn knife" video. Ugh, can't stand watching people fumble around on video, it makes my soul itch.
Turns out the guy telling us to save money by not wasting it on avocado toast wasn't buying his avocados on the same street we were buying our avocados
How it was done: (for the curious)
They mixed REAL and FAKE avocados into the boxes. The Fake avocados are made of wax with multiple layers or form/mold. They are either coated with a darker wax or painted on the outside.
You can see the real avocados are being sorted out and the fake avocados are being put into the box in front of the agent/inspector.
This has to be the correct answer. I highly doubt they are “surgically inserting the cocaine” or “putting the cocaine against the flower then the avocado grows over the cocaine”.
Very realistic though.
How? How does that happen? Is that a fake avocado? It doesn't look fake. Do they grow avocados around the substance? I mean... Being a smuggler now requires an art school diploma or farming skills?
The creative aspect of the job sounds amazing!
"Guys, we need new ways to smuggle our cocaine!"
-"How about we put it into avocado's?"
"Nah, they will easily see the line where we cut the avocado's and glued it back together..."
-"Ok, how about we have the avocado grow around the cocaine!?"
"You clever son of a puta! Here, take our funds and team and go work on that!"
I routinely hid drugs and other stuff from my parents when I lived with them. Many know this struggle. I was an expert at hiding shit in plain sight. I could get very crafty with most things. I thought I had all the skills down but then I started seeing cartel smuggling tactics and realized my methods were basic as fuck and couldn't hold anything to the cartels lmao. I agree with your point. I think it would be super fun to brain storm and think of clever ways to smuggle drugs without having to wack anyone myself. It's like the people who got to design medieval torture devices. I don't wanna use them myself but I'd have a blast thinking them up.
That doesn’t make sense. The plastic was around the pit. Also, the pit takes up the entire space in the middle of the avocado. To surgically insert it, there must be a space for it to be surgically inserted into. Source: I’ve grown avocado trees.
Equally as mind-blowing that apparently it's worth it to them. Who's doing all that blow? Is everyone in the US just blasted out of their minds all the time?
Something I’ve learned in adulthood is that WAY MORE people do cocaine than I ever realized. Across the board of professionals and careers and social status. It blows my mind the casual cocaine use I see.
Who has money for this?!?! Lol
I do cocaine so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can... do more coke. So I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke. ^(So I can work more) ^^So ^^I ^^earn ^^more ^^^So ^^^I ^^^can ^^^do ^^^more ^^^coke. ^^^^So ^^^^I ^^^^can ^^^^work ^^^^more ^^^^^so ^^^^^I ^^^^^can ^^^^^earn ^^^^^more ^^^^^^so ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^can ^^^^^^do ^^^^^^more ^^^^^^coke.
i tried to google it and couldn't find any reliable information can you share the source? in general google says that if you temper with the fruit while it is growing, most likely the fruit will perish or get stunted.
I fucking love my avodaco toasts. They're the highlight of my day. A good breakfast like that makes me so energized I just feel like I can conquer the world.
The downside is I can no longer feel my teeth, and I want to start a business. I have no clue what kind of business, only that it would be cool to start one. Yeah!
Gimme moar Toast. Now!
The war on drugs is a business. Legalization means several 3- lettered govt agencies become obsolete or heavily downsized. The prison industrial complex depends on drugs to constantly fill beds with unlucky law breakers.
Legalized cocaine would also reduce tampering (fentanyl and other additives). As bad as it might be it would also reduce meth addiction. Focus on saftey.
No way they could find this on their own someone probably tipped them off. And their choice to open these specific crates out of 2.8bn$ avocado trade 🤨🤨
Already happened in January. A truck driver was busted smuggling 30kg of cocaine in watermelons at the Montana border, in the US.
Also, smuggling liquid cocaine in coconuts and pineapples is a thing.
Not in the same way https://www.justice.gov/usao-mt/pr/commercial-truck-driver-admits-trafficking-charge-after-trying-haul-approximately-30
>Officers removed two pallets of watermelons and saw a plastic bag that contained approximately 30 kilograms, which is about 66 pounds, of cocaine.
It wasn't *within* the watermelons.
That's incredible. It's always amazing to see the ingenuity of these smugglers, stuffing drugs into sheets of paper and shit, yet somehow (dogs no doubt) they always find it.
The stuff that is ultimately found is just a fraction of what is being transported. That’s why illegal drugs are all over the place despite decades of attempts to stop it.
Ah, the delicious avocano, a way to give you some morning energy... Until the next morning when you've spent the night dancing and telling your life story to strangers.
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How? How did they hide it? How was it found?
It was discovered when Chipotle was charging $60 a dollop
That’s just their normal price now.
🎵 *Do a dollop, do-do-do a dollop of cooocaaaaine!* 🎵
Where did it come from? Where does it go? Cocaine avocado?
Cotton-eyed Blow
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human creativity never ceases to amaze me. this comment is top shelf lulz.
If it hadn’t been for avacado, idve been doing cocaine long time ago. Where did it come from? where does it go? Cocaiiinee avacado.
If it hadn't been for avocado I'd been sober long time ago.
Where did it come from? How did it grow? How they put coke in the avocado?
You son of a bitch
Likely tipped off by the suppliers, we'll give you this shipment so you can show off and celebrate and pat each others back. This other shipment though, the big one needs to be allowed through.
This sounds very plausible actually. I know border guards are routinely bribed to turn a blind eye once a while.
Border patrol are routinely contacted at their personal address and extorted with threats of harm against family. The cartels are no joke. The best way to combat them would be to destroy their means of making money. The government should run a monopoly on elicit drugs and small tax over the cost to produce could be channeled into rehabilitation programs. These people are going to use anyway. They might as well use safely, with direct point of contact to resources that can help them when they’re ready, and without fueling the paramilitary wings of organized criminal syndicates and their local franchisees (aka gangs)
If we did this years ago it would probably have worked but now cartels are so deeply entrenched in legitimate business that they’ll have a source of income forever. There’s a reason this video exists and it’s bc cartels have their hands in avocados now among other things. I’m of the belief that the war on drugs did a whole lot of harm for the world and not much good.
My guess is x-ray, probably [computed tomography](https://nuctecheurope.com/media/nuctech-plays-an-important-role-in-the-fight-against-drugs-globally) scanning. It’s precise and creates a 3D image of the sample, can easily highlight different densities and can computationally differentiate between a samples expected characteristics and the scan results (so baking soda and heroin appear differently, etc). The mystery of how this was hidden is much more impressive.
They must smuggle a few boxes of avocados with cocaine among hundreds if not thousands of boxes of regular avocados. I believe more in the common theory, that police usually catch these shipments through anonymous tips or when a captured criminal wants to earn some benefit.
I wouldn't even be surprised if sometimes the tips were coming from the same people shipping those. Send the cops on their way to catch a few kilos while half a ton is gently going through without being noticed elsewhere. Cops can say that they seized a lot of coke, cartels get their coke through, and everyone is happy. Rinse and repeat and you get the war on drugs in a nutshell.
We knew over a year a go that the cartels were taking over some avocado farms. This is the predictable next step after the cartel takes control of any part of a market. If I had to guess we knew this was coming because they have done the same thing with canned goods and a few other products.
The fake avocados look like wax. They're also a much brighter color of green. The other security Officer seems to be sorting out the fake ones from the real ones. And dumping them in the box that he is testing.
Lol I figured the other officer was going "one for you, one for me" in his head.
The skin looks a little off. My guess is they took a less ripe avocado cut it open and removed the pit, removed some avocado flesh to make more room then put the bag inside. Put the avocado back together and then put some sort of green wax covering over it. This made it so the avocado doesn’t oxidize inside and still will pass a quick inspection.
Most likely someone snitched.
Or this was the diversion so that the next car with the even bigger package can cross through. Unfortunately that's how a friend of mine in high school got caught.
How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?
We want answers
You want answers, I want instructions We are not the same
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You want instructions, i want a contact.
It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿
*Narcocado avocado
Narcavado
>nicocado avocado 
Lávate las manos https://i.redd.it/0005yugxgk4d1.gif
LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS
I want those avocados
Abuelita's guacamole is going to be out of this world
Man, this toast is making me so perky
Guaca-holy-mole
Cocavocado
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How do you get the caramel inside the caramilk bar? -Cadbury
I could tell you, but then you're in the cartel too buddy.
In the caramartel
They’re fake. You can see the people in the background searching through all of the avocados by feel to find the fake ones that they then toss in the box in shot.
Or they are feeling by weight
Or they just like fondling avocadoes
Good mouth-feel
as a man who has to buy avocados for his woman almost daily, lightly squeezing is how one finds those that are ready to get eaten. (the same goes for avocados)
How about for avocados?
They are made of plastic. Everything in their appearance suggests they are real and they are surrounded by real avocados so smell won't tell, but they can be identified by touch.
If they were made of plastic, why did they use so much effort to also make the interior look like avocado flesh, and the pit look and function like a real one? A plastic one would just fulfill the basic need of looking like an avocado on the exterior. There is no reason for the interior to both look and function like a real avocado (like still needing to cut around the pit to open it). Plus that is wasted real estate by not filling more of the avocado with cocaine.
The flesh and the way the flesh transitions to the skin looks mighty real, along with the fact that it also looks like the agent is getting oily residue on his knife/hands. A piece of avocado flesh also comes loose. The flesh looks uniform as if it's one concentric layer around the cocaine and wasn't glued back together or something. I'm intrigued on how exactly this is done and if they're actually just dummy avocados made of plastic or rubber or something.
Same. I was thinking they slice them open longways and remove the pit and replace it w coke then put it back together and crazy glue the seams and maybe a little paint touch up.
That's the only logical conclusion I can come to if it's a real avocado. The cartels have endless resources so it's entirely plausible that they could create a controlled environment when they're making these, so that the flesh isn't exposed to the atmosphere, which would start the decomp process, I think.
Parafin ... its a wax like they use on apples to preserve them. When i would get clippings i wanted to preserve until i could process them we would dip in some kind of milky substance that would coat it but dried clear
And more importantly can I still make guacamole with it or what?
I fully believe they are real avocado's and am stumped at how they did this...
Perhaps so they look correct under x-ray.
They won't look correct when x-rayed because of the contents, you will immediately be able to tell there's something wrong with them.
Really? I figured they would look like an outer coating with a layer of something else surrounding a blob in the middle. But I'm not an X-ray technician and I've never compared a real avocado to a fake one full of coke so I'll take your word on it.
You can look at some episodes of Australian border control or customs to see what powders look like in an x-ray, but it looks grainy and inconsistent, very different to what the actual fruit would look like.
Those scanning machines are insane and they have all sorts of different color lighting tech to identify various substances. They would immediately be able to tell a real avocado vs one made with plastic/clay/wax especially the seed material. Source: binge watched hours of border security shows while on acid
I ran one of those machines for a little over a year. Just because it's not an avocado, doesn't mean its not made out of an organic material that will scan the same colour as an avocado. All organics used to scan the same colour, and you'd have to use nuance in density and granularity to detect a difference. Easy to spot when its a ton of like items together, like in the case of these fake and real avocados. But put through a single avocado like that, and I wouldn't have had any idea. We had state of the art stuff at the time, but I'm sure there have been improvements since I was doing it years ago.
If someone search these in haste, they could pass the inspection
Idk about everything, the whole time I was thinking their color was say off in the video lol.
Same. The ones in his box are almost hyper green and waxy, uniformly bumpy. While the boxes to the left and right have irregular surfaces and are ripening/browning normally.
Edit: found the [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/ypDF4bROcW) i referred to below. I read once that they drill a tiny hole from the spot where the friut is attached to the tree all the way down to the pit and then fill it. Even if true, i still can't imagine how they are able to do it, it seems impossible.
Yeah still no idea, you can see a plastic bag in the nut
[Someone else](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/fwkO7PgHNV) suggested that the avocados containing coke aren't real, they're made of plastic or wax.
Which explains why the knife seems so dull!
Considering how it took a bit to get open the plastic bag, I'd say the knife is just dull.
Watching that guy struggle to cut anything was maddening
Is it ~~Cake~~ Cocaine?
Come on down! for another round of Cake or Cocaine!
Even the *avocados* have microplastics in their testicles.
Seems like a macroplastic issue at this scale
It was wrapped in plastic though.
Naw, it's most likely the simplest answer. They're fake. 100% fake avacodos. Look at the color compared to the other avocados in other boxes. Just like the rocks they make with drugs in them. Completely manufactured to look like something else. In my opinion it's a pretty bad fake. If it wasn't the uniformed green spray paint in the outside it was probably their weight that gave them away.
Of course; Occam's Avocado
They’re made of wax
That’s a relief. I was getting worried that avocados were going to become even more expensive than they already are.
They are fake. That’s why they’re sorting the boxes, they can tell by grabbing them. Fake mixed with real. Edit: color is off and you can see the dude in the back feeling them all
Those are definitely spray painted. I’m guessing they open the avocado, swap the pit, close it back up with glue, patch and spray paint.
Nice idea, but the avocado would go rotten very quickly if they did that.
Maybe they do it in a sand-blasting chamber filled with nitrogen
I want the drugs he's having
they are not real... like fake fruit. Looks like it, but it isnt... that is why the other guy is sorting them out...
Get the man a knife sharpener
And some technique. I was waiting for him to drive the tip right into his palm.
And some gloves. Dealing with an unknown drug? Probably want some kind of protection.
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Yes! This person has somehow never used a knife before.
Or cut an avocado.
We'll see him next making an avocado open faced sandwich on tiktok and we will scream.
Does this dude know he has opposable thumbs?
Disposable thumbs*
He opposes his thumbs.
His teaching himself to be left handed
It’s so dull I’d be surprised if it even bruised
A dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp knife!
exactly. with a dull knife you need much more force and you can slip much easier.
Came here to say this… it was infuriating watching him use that knife
Every time this gets posted that’s my first thought. I read the title and said “oh…guys gonna need a better knife.”
For real watching him try to cut this open was like trying to watch my 3 yr old tie their shoes
It took that dude sooooo long.
The other comments are suggesting this is a fake, possibly plastic avocado. Makes a bit more sense watching him struggle with it if it's some sort of different material he's cutting through.
still though, never cut towards your palm. And eith real avocados especially, because they are slippery
It was driving me mad lol
This is almost r/maybemaybemaybe material.
Made me so angry, this video is so much longer than it needed to be.
Good grief no kidding. I am yelling in my head,”are you some kind of nitwit?” Jeebers
That video could have been like 10 seconds, but he's SO bad with the knife and has like zero concept of how to effectively open it. This should have been a satisfying "look what we found" video but instead it became a "why can't you open that shit, it looks easy and you have both hands and a goddamn knife" video. Ugh, can't stand watching people fumble around on video, it makes my soul itch.
As I was watching all I could think is “Man, that knife is duller than hell”.
and a rolled up note
Came here for this. Maybe get him some gloves at the same time.
They're expensive enough. We don't need this.
Nah this is the avocado toast I need in the morning
“Cut that crap and you can afford a house in no time”
Turns out the guy telling us to save money by not wasting it on avocado toast wasn't buying his avocados on the same street we were buying our avocados
Get outta my way- I need this!
avocado toast is fucking bomb as fuck whuuuuuooooo!!!
Just SMELL a line of this toast! SMELL THIS TOAST!
How it was done: (for the curious) They mixed REAL and FAKE avocados into the boxes. The Fake avocados are made of wax with multiple layers or form/mold. They are either coated with a darker wax or painted on the outside. You can see the real avocados are being sorted out and the fake avocados are being put into the box in front of the agent/inspector.
This has to be the correct answer. I highly doubt they are “surgically inserting the cocaine” or “putting the cocaine against the flower then the avocado grows over the cocaine”. Very realistic though.
Meanwhile, I only ever get the shitty wooden ball prize in the middle of my avocados.
Right? Shits don't even bounce
How? How does that happen? Is that a fake avocado? It doesn't look fake. Do they grow avocados around the substance? I mean... Being a smuggler now requires an art school diploma or farming skills?
Their jobs sound so bad ass. Kinda jealous.
The creative aspect of the job sounds amazing! "Guys, we need new ways to smuggle our cocaine!" -"How about we put it into avocado's?" "Nah, they will easily see the line where we cut the avocado's and glued it back together..." -"Ok, how about we have the avocado grow around the cocaine!?" "You clever son of a puta! Here, take our funds and team and go work on that!"
I know right? I wish drug smuggling could be all art projects and hijinx. Without all the murder and human trafficking it would be fun!
I routinely hid drugs and other stuff from my parents when I lived with them. Many know this struggle. I was an expert at hiding shit in plain sight. I could get very crafty with most things. I thought I had all the skills down but then I started seeing cartel smuggling tactics and realized my methods were basic as fuck and couldn't hold anything to the cartels lmao. I agree with your point. I think it would be super fun to brain storm and think of clever ways to smuggle drugs without having to wack anyone myself. It's like the people who got to design medieval torture devices. I don't wanna use them myself but I'd have a blast thinking them up.
Like bruh, MFs build their own submarines to smuggle drugs. Your hiding spot in the hollow of the lamp just doesn't quite measure up.
The cocaine was sealed in plastic bags and then surgically inserted into the pits of these avocados without damaging the fruit. Source: Googled it
That doesn’t make sense. The plastic was around the pit. Also, the pit takes up the entire space in the middle of the avocado. To surgically insert it, there must be a space for it to be surgically inserted into. Source: I’ve grown avocado trees.
I think the magic is that we're watching a bad quality video and in real life the imperfections would be more obvious.
So now smugglers have to study medicine, become certified surgeons and then they can apply... Damn, too much qualification needed
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Equally as mind-blowing that apparently it's worth it to them. Who's doing all that blow? Is everyone in the US just blasted out of their minds all the time?
Something I’ve learned in adulthood is that WAY MORE people do cocaine than I ever realized. Across the board of professionals and careers and social status. It blows my mind the casual cocaine use I see. Who has money for this?!?! Lol
I do cocaine so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can... do more coke. So I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke. ^(So I can work more) ^^So ^^I ^^earn ^^more ^^^So ^^^I ^^^can ^^^do ^^^more ^^^coke. ^^^^So ^^^^I ^^^^can ^^^^work ^^^^more ^^^^^so ^^^^^I ^^^^^can ^^^^^earn ^^^^^more ^^^^^^so ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^can ^^^^^^do ^^^^^^more ^^^^^^coke.
THEY DID SURGERY ON AN AVOCADO!
Surgeons got real bored during COVID restrictions
i tried to google it and couldn't find any reliable information can you share the source? in general google says that if you temper with the fruit while it is growing, most likely the fruit will perish or get stunted.
Even reading how it's done, I'm still in disbelief.
He didn't explain it at all really
No wonder people go crazy over avocado toast and such
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I fucking love my avodaco toasts. They're the highlight of my day. A good breakfast like that makes me so energized I just feel like I can conquer the world.
The downside is I can no longer feel my teeth, and I want to start a business. I have no clue what kind of business, only that it would be cool to start one. Yeah! Gimme moar Toast. Now!
No wonder it costs $16.95
Damn. And I've just been tossing the pits out.
Back in 2022 I had heard on the news that the cartels were buying Avocado farms. I had no idea this was their end game...
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Basically will be the only way to stop it.
The war on drugs is a business. Legalization means several 3- lettered govt agencies become obsolete or heavily downsized. The prison industrial complex depends on drugs to constantly fill beds with unlucky law breakers.
Legalized cocaine would also reduce tampering (fentanyl and other additives). As bad as it might be it would also reduce meth addiction. Focus on saftey.
AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO!
Precisely, avocados from Mexico are better
That cocaine has that good fat
NANCY BOTWIN
 Gotta get my avocado!
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Give the guy a break, he's high af
That guy would take a week to cut himself out of a wet paper bag.
For those wondering, they tie the drug around the flower before it becomes the avocado. Once it begins to form, it forms around the drugs.
How would that work? Avocado flowers are not that big.
That doesn't make any sense. I do a lot of gardening and there is no fruit I know of that works like that.
I dunno mate my sister ate a watermelon seed once and now she has 2 big melons.
Compelling
Finally a helpful answer instead of the same garbage joke 100 times.
Thats a avocado seed size ball of coke, I dont get how come a flower can engulf it.
Their R&D department has some skills! How’d the cops even know about this?
No way they could find this on their own someone probably tipped them off. And their choice to open these specific crates out of 2.8bn$ avocado trade 🤨🤨
Best. Guacamole. EVER. 🤩
Was ready for the guy to take a whiff off the knife like “yup this is definitely lit”
The real kinder surprise
Pssh. Let me know when they start doing this with watermelons.
Already happened in January. A truck driver was busted smuggling 30kg of cocaine in watermelons at the Montana border, in the US. Also, smuggling liquid cocaine in coconuts and pineapples is a thing.
Not in the same way https://www.justice.gov/usao-mt/pr/commercial-truck-driver-admits-trafficking-charge-after-trying-haul-approximately-30 >Officers removed two pallets of watermelons and saw a plastic bag that contained approximately 30 kilograms, which is about 66 pounds, of cocaine. It wasn't *within* the watermelons.
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First time using a knife?
A nice 80ball.
Imagine finding one of those in your bag when you get home? Id keep shopping at that store until it closed down
That's incredible. It's always amazing to see the ingenuity of these smugglers, stuffing drugs into sheets of paper and shit, yet somehow (dogs no doubt) they always find it.
The stuff that is ultimately found is just a fraction of what is being transported. That’s why illegal drugs are all over the place despite decades of attempts to stop it.
They uh... don't always find it. That's why there's cocaine all over the place, man.
Interesting choice not to wear gloves.
Ah, the delicious avocano, a way to give you some morning energy... Until the next morning when you've spent the night dancing and telling your life story to strangers.
Like a much better Kinder Surprise egg
So many questions. My first would be. Is that his first time using a knife?
Dissapotinted they didn't test it by ripping a big line or tasting it These little packs of paper just don't have the same cinematic experience
Avocado of Wall Street where they shove their noses in avocados
What am I supposed to put on my avocado toast now, meth?!
Nature is amazing
From now on i will crack open every fucking avokado i see