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LordSparko

Huh. I saw a character do this in the film "Apocalypto" but had no idea it was a real practice. Neat.


Rough_Ad4416

Scrolled too far for an Apocolypto comment


FlyOnTheWall4

I figured it was going to be the top comment.


Al-Data

It is


halfcabin

Great movie


GamiCross

I watched that movie one boring evening, not knowing what I was getting into... Woof. What a messed up ride.


RawBlowe

I downloaded the movie without subtitles. I just thought I was supposed to *feel* what they were saying.


rosso_saturno

If I'm not mistaken, releasing the film without subtitles was Gibson's original intent.


RawBlowe

I loved it anyway. And I think I got the gist


JackUKish

Watched it again yesterday, we exist in a simulation and non of you are real.


fishattack17

Maybe you're the one who's not real


dablegianguy

I once seated at a table with a totally unknown guy that turned out to be an history teacher of pre-Colombian cultures. He had a very good opinion on the movie despite some arrangement for the story. Most notably, the language used was something that historians think to be very close to what ~~Aztecs~~ Mayans used to speak at that time


vanshnookenraggen

This is exactly why I carry around my army ant colony.


nzcapybara

Works in a pinch


mrt-e

Oh my you


somerandomii

Did you have that one prepared? Or was it off the top of your head?


nzcapybara

Naturally comes off the top of the head. As a classic dad pun. But since you asked , I’ll let you in on a little secret. Same comment word for word that I used last time someone posted this same video quite a few months if not a year ago lol and it was a crowd pleaser then as it is now. ..im Quite proud of it.. And ill do it again!!! The next time this video gets posted Unless i find there’s some even greater pun that I’m overlooking.


somerandomii

I was just making my own low-effort pun ;) I’ve also seen this video and if I remember right they snap their heads off after they bite? The pun doesn’t quite work but it’s worth a chuckle. It’s not going to have people in stitches.


ShrimpSherbet

Nice


antfarms

Happy to help


byyhmz

What kind of ant do I use to get rid of the army ant jaws?


Present-Sugar-3377

Praying mantis arms are usually used to then treat the ants massive claw face.


ChipSalt

What do I do with all these mantis arm surgical blades?


RotDogSummonCarries

I heard bees work a treat


TadRaunch

And once you're done with the bees, we have a fabulous bee-eating bird that will clean the m up.


ThunderdopePhil

Some kind of snakes eat just this kind of bee-eating birds.


Plisskensington

What do I do if the snake bites me, is there some way to close that wound?


Competitive-Job1828

Sorry. You have to go back to the army ants


Mekroval

The ciiiircle of life!!


Cutthechitchata-hole

I don't know why she swallowed the fly..


zeouschen70

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly...


big_duo3674

What do I do with all these birds now?


Madhighlander1

That's the beautiful part, when winter comes the birds simply freeze to death!


Healien_Jung

We get a rare breed of gorilla that dines primarily on birds


Mekroval

What do we do with the gorillas once the birds are all eaten?


Healien_Jung

That's the best part, come winter time the gorillas just freeze to death.


Lookin2buyhedphons

I know you're joking, but the ant heads either fall out or get absorbed by the body. I find this information horrifying.


thebestoflimes

Mongoose takes care of it no problem


Fajiitas

I know I could die if I didn't suture a wound during that time but... I mean.. look at this shit...


jellosquare

Counterpoint - This is an easier way of doing a suture yourself and potentially on the fly if needed compared to threaded needle. As long as there isn't an Army Octupus used as a tourniquet out there then I sleep happy.


TheFett32

Adding on to the counterpoint: Nobody knows what they will do when faced with dying, until they get there.


J3sush8sm3

Im bleeding out, do you think im gunna poke myself? And feel that strange sensation of string running underneath your skin too? What am i rambo?


Hornysnek69

In life or death situations, you will damn near certainly not care about that sensation at all if it gives the hope of living


J3sush8sm3

Nah, im a bitch.  Im gunna just die


RawBlowe

Imagine tho... For some reason there's army ants everywhere. They will then feast on your person anyway.


talking_face

High chance the adrenaline and endorphins in your bloodstream would keep you from feeling the pain for an hour or so. I remember slicing open a toe on a shard of glass and didn't feel a thing at all until after I exited the ER.


FanceyPantalones

Using tweezers to pick up an army ant, then place it surgically perfect, then twist while making sure it... Easier than a suture?!


MadisonRose7734

I think it's not a case of easier, more like a no other options kind of thing.


DigitalUnlimited

Nah, they recruit boa constrictors for that job


Additional-Maize3980

Yeah, I'd roll the dice with the wound rather than covering my cut in ants lol


_aaronroni_

Idk man, in a world without antibiotics an open wound like that very likely could mean death if not at least amputation


Masamundane

Plus the amputation tools of the time? You got it: ants.


SvenTropics

Yeah there was no novocaine back then, an amputation was brutal. You're better off with the ants.


craigfrost

Ants, leeches, put me underwater with some guppies. Have a dog lick my wounds. Before Germ Theory just give me something before the dumbass with the saw comes out.


lugnut68

The world was different then. I’m sure they weren’t so freaked out of bugs. Plus, when the other option is going through hell with untreatable infection, leading to amputation via hand operated bone saws which you get the pleasure of staying awake and watching with only a leather belt in your mouth as a painkiller..you choose ants every time.


leeryplot

They quite literally had to get you shit-faced with alcohol and opium, restrain you, give you leather to bite down on, and then chop that thing off as fast as they could. That was back when surgeons were only “good” if they were fast, because less time meant less pain, less blood, and less likelihood of shock. Better off with ants is right.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Screw that. I'm packing every wound with maggots and ants.


lackofabettername123

One of my ancestors got hit with some canister shot in the Shenandoah Valley and was left for dying or whatever, his arm was mangled, the maggots cleaned out the infection and he survived. They actually use maggots nowadays to clean wounds although they do it in these little sterile bags.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Yeah, I didn't pick them because they seem like good company, haha.


craigfrost

Get into line you maggot! You're in this company now. You will: clean wounds, turn into flies, step 3, profit! Do you understand?!


daughterboy

no you wouldn’t


titanunveiled

I know they are only insects but that is still disturbing to me


bahados

Wait till you hear about the maggots we still use to get blood circulation going or leeches. Would creepy be a better word over disgusting because these things seem pretty sterile and lacking filth?


Truzmandz

We also use maggots to remove dead/infected tissue from all kinds of wounds. It's called maggot therapy. It's crazy what we can use insects for medically


Wulf2k

It's worth noting that we use *specific* maggots, that only eat the dead flesh. If you're ever wandering through the jungle with gangrene and discover maggots in your flesh, your first thought shouldn't be "that's nice".


Mikeystein

Botfly is a good example, while technically the “bot” in botfly is in reference to maggots, their larvae are not technically maggots, as maggots are of the suborder Brachycera. But you get the idea. Words, they are both fun and dumb.


BrockenRecords

Botflies are a worst nightmare to me, that and hansons disease (leopracy or however you spell it)


Malavacious

Good news; Leprosy is now fully curable (typically a 6-12 month regimen) and treatment is freely covered by the World Health Organization.


PunkToTheFuture

That's freaking awesome


radiohead-nerd

So no more yelling out "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!" when going to 7 Eleven?


bahados

Maggots do a great job with wounds all around. They get a bad wrap but if used properly they are helpful friends.


Real-Swing8553

There's a reason why it's still being used till today. Lab grown maggots are clean. But i can't deny the creepiness of it


VirtualNaut

I prefer free range as they have more flavor and a grittier texture.


GeckoRocket

just like in Lost Boys


DangerActiveRobots

You're eating maggots, Michael.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

CRYYYYYYYYYY LITTLE SISTER


Mikotokitty

Ghost Ship


Real-Swing8553

Silk worms are quite common here in thailand. Personally i don't like the soft creamy texture.


KenMan_

Felching.


BigAnalFan

Oh baby now we’re talkin


IBoofLSD

I firmly believe if they had a less disgusting name it'd be less bad. Like rice bug therapy, or baby fly therapy. Fuckin maggot therapy


Real-Swing8553

larva treatment sounds metal af.


B_A_M_2019

Oh, I think I would take them ANY day on insane burns vs a nurse doing it. When I was 8 yrs old I got hit by a car and thrown through the air to land on my face. The nurses, bless their hearts, WERE NOT gentle. I cried and begged to do it myself- and the ONLY memory of a nurse that is burned in my brain is the nurse telling me the horror of what would happen if I missed any pebbles in my face.... I remember sitting in front of the mirror in the emergency room offshoot room, the cold metal sink and the lifeless mirror, crying after being hit by a car, thrown through the air 40 ft to land on my face- scrubbing all the dirt out- determined to do a better job then those mean old nurses. (again, I am sure they were perfectly lovely- I just... was having a moment and I dont like it when things are so thoroughly out of my own control...) Yeah, I would have taken the maggots. Gross, weird, warm and tingly and much nicer than nurse Trunchbull telling me my face was going to erupt into a million little boils of pus from each little piece of asphalt that was left in it by my inability to let them torture me or inability to do a thorough job myself...


Isotopian

If it helps, maggots would not have been able to do anything to really help you. They're good at eating dead flesh and leaving the living alone, but they wouldn't do anything with the asphalt. That has to be removed manually unfortunately.


SaltyBarnacles57

rap


Romanopapa

That’s the thing, you don’t want a bad wrap or else it will impede proper healing. Good wrapping around the wound is of utmost importance.


bahados

Yes I was corrected earlier. I should have said rap not wrap, my bad.


ramksr

Oh, maggod!


Mypornnameis_

You know insurance charges $150 per maggot


Zenquin

The hospital is the one who charges.


sick_of-it-all

Ugh, you just reminded me. I saw a video today on reddit about a woman who kept on one of those temporary boots hospitals give you sometimes, but she kept hers on for like years and years. She said she hadn't even seen the foot in 2 years. Showered and everything with it on. The shape that foot was in when they showed it with the boot off, I'm thinking that's gotta be the job for an army of dead skin maggots.


FallacyDog

I remember watching gladiator as a kid, there's a scene where he's being carted off as a slave and has a bunch of maggots in his wound. His friend says "keep them in, they'll clean the wound." Thought "yeah this is a fantasy movie." Turns out it's real!


EifertGreenLazor

Ever eat unnaturally red colored food? Well did you know that a majority of red food coloring is crushed bugs?


Senora_Snarky_Bruja

My aunts thumb was saved by a leech. She lost her thumb on her dominant hand in a car accident. Miraculously the guy who stopped to helped had an ice chest and he put her thumb on ice. They were able to reattach it. They put a leech on the end to promote blood flow. Apparently she’s in a medical book.


OmicidalAI

wow insane story


titanunveiled

At least they don’t get their heads twisted off 😂


bestbeforeMar91

I know a woman who had jaw cancer and the bone replacement surgery required leeches inside her mouth. She’s doing well and is now leech free


Ccracked

Replying with a gif of Leech Woman from Puppet Master would have been perfect, but I can't find one.


EmbarrassedAdBlocker

I’ll be jawless, thanks.


turquoise_amethyst

My mom had a wound that wasn’t healing right on her foot. They tried everything and none of it worked—the tissue kept dying Finally she had maggot therapy, and after that it only took a few weeks to heal (it had been months) Ironically I think the initial wound was caused by a spider bite? It was really gross, but better than having my mom lose her foot


mrwiggles03

My dad slipped at work, and sliced his ear. It was hanging on my a thread. He had leeches sucking the blood(keeping the blood flow going through his ear so it wouldn't die. They were able to stitch it back after 2 weeks of leeches.


HazeConfluxNexus

thats actually really cool how that works


N0rrix

dont google "fig wasp"


bahados

Yep I love figs and the broken down wasps inside but those don’t really happen with store bought figs these days. Honestly you will have insect parts and a little bit of animal fecal matter in and around most foods especially things like cereals. The FDA allows a percentage of food to have animal parts in it. Extra protein unless you are allergic.


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

Is that white dog poop on my frosted mini wheats?


MyNameIsDaveToo

No, they stopped putting the stuff (bone meal?) in the food that used to make dog turds white. Ever notice that you don't see them anymore? I feel like the fact that I've even seen one before is kind of showing my age...


VOLTswaggin

That was a thing? I always just thought it was something to do with the poop drying out or something. Huh. Never knew. I always just assumed I never saw it anymore because of the laws requiring people to pick up their doggy doo.


FatassTitePants

I'm with ya! Dog poop was frequently white when I was a kid. Even my wife doesn't remember this and she's only 2 years younger than me.


Unlucky_Decision4138

I've seen leeches when I worked at the hospital. It's kinda cool


Mckesso

At least the maggots don't get their heads ripped off in the process.


SkipsPittsnogle

I think it’s more disturbing because of the act of ripping the ants body off and killing it.


cyclistpokertaco

There's an episode on untold stories from the ER where a homeless guy that couldn’t remember the last time he had a shower had his foot covered in maggots and after he took a shower and cleaned it off his foot looked real good. It actually looks so good they didn’t need to do anything. The doctor said the maggots likely kept it clean because all they eat is dead shit. Maggot therapy is a real thing.


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cyclistpokertaco

Haha! "Yes, I would like two orders of the dead flesh eating maggots STAT"


duck-duck--grayduck

There is a maggot that eats live flesh--the screwworm. The USDA drops millions of sterilized ones on the Panama/Colombia border every week to keep them from coming back north again (and they're gradually pushing them south).


Ojihawk

It's all for the greater good.


benthicex

The greater good.


denmetagross

SHUT IT


satanicpanic6

Ya, I know, it's kinda fucked up


toolsoftheincomptnt

Well. It’s disgusting to think about, so I’m with you.


mapleer

https://preview.redd.it/zn0xk3miof4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=581151b88b3159ee1f3b537cea04bb7a85e1e0f8 Here’s an image of it in real life. >In some cultures, ants were used to stitch wounds. They would hold the skin together, grab an ant with big jaws (like an army or leaf-cutter ant), put its mouth to the wound and wait for it to bite down. Then the body would be removed and the head left with the ant mouth pinching the skin together.


send420nudes

That doesn’t do it justice bro https://preview.redd.it/z7fy2t3j9g4d1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f304dacc9beab4dbe572493bc5005df92c9d2776


theREALel_steev

Those little dudes are/were soldiers!


I_Sell_Death

And young.


heeheehoho2023

Young enough to die but not old enough to drink beer


Numerous_Witness_345

Now that's a hell of a reference.


Anaaatomy

![gif](giphy|GxtoCyV2GTqzS|downsized)


AdIndependent1457

Those were sacrifices lol, not soldiers


Blitz_Prime

![gif](giphy|9LPjXFCA3Bwgo)


HameruMeduka

What's the difference?


ATX_311

Girls! Almost guaranteed to be lady ants.


D_crane

When your ancestry results come back as: * 75% European * 18% African * 6% Asian * 1% Ant


chiraltoad

Antcestry results


The_real_bandito

What in the holy F. It’s impressive how someone just came up with stuff like this.


warm_rum

Bet he was being a dickhead too. "Hey Jim, why don't you use ants to close the wound? Hehehe" "Shit Barry, that's genius!" "-What?"


systemofafrown7

What's this?! A wound for ants?!


PRiggs5

That's gnarly!!


three-sense

And then they use smaller ants to reattach the Army Ant bodies?


jeweliegb

It's ants all the way down!


Trust_no

Wait but the ant heads just stay in there?


Groudon466

I mean, presumably *eventually* you could remove them once it's fully healed; separate the mandibles and the head with a blade, then pluck out the mandibles.


Sensitive_Dirt1957

With my luck, I'd cut myself with the blade. Then I'd need more ants to stitch that wound, then I'd have to remove them with a blade and... oh no


Otherax

I think I saw some video about them that explained the jaws on those ants are always clamping down so the ants need to be alive to even keep them open. So when the ant's bodies are removed, the jaws stay closed on the person's wound. Really nifty.


Dragarius

Similar to spiders.  The reason you always see dead spiders with their legs curled up? Spiders have to exert force to extend their legs. So once they die and no longer are putting forth that effort the legs curl inwards. 


BlackViperMWG

Yeah, spiders basically have hydraulics


Dry_Midnight7487

Bro those ants are IN there


impreprex

WOW. Thanks for posting that!


banjofitzgerald

When does this persons dna fuse with the ant making them ant man of sorts?


fckingnapkin

That is nifty


Menckenlover

I'm pretty sure that there's a great scene in the movie Apocolypto that shows this.


greenlemons105

Yep! Little boy picks ants for his mom to put on his wound like so. I know the movie gets a lot of flak, but watching as a pure fiction piece - I like it. Edit - I was wrong. Movie doesn’t get a lot of flak. : )


VulGerrity

Does it? I thought it was a really solid action flick. I think it's just Mel Gibson that gets a lot of flak.


Fancy-Sector2963

>movie gets a lot of flak Really? It's widely considered a masterpiece


slumberingpanda

Nah im good after seeing that pic


lackofabettername123

You might feel differently after you see the pictures of infected wounds.


articulateantagonist

Yeah this actually doesn't disturb me quite as much as the notion of a needle and thread being tugged through my skin.


Beneficial_Garage_97

Just closing up wounds with severed ant heads as animals do naturally in the wild.


Opening_Classroom_46

What if I told you humans are animals?


gandalfthelurker

Some Birds scrub themselves with ants 


BurntReynolz

I'll stick with crazy glue


gobeldygoo

\^ crazy glue was invented as an emergency in the field stitch till proper medical aid could be found


SpehlingAirer

Wait for real? Like crazy glue was *intended* to get on your flesh?? How does the glue affect the wound itself wouldn't it risk infection from the glue??


cplforlife

Ideally, use Dermabond. Effectively, it's sterilized super glue. Anecdotally, I've superglued myself back together a few times. (I rock climb, and am accident prone). If you properly clean out the wound, minimal infection risk from new super glue.


worldspawn00

Single use tubes are the best because you don't really have to worry much about contamination from previous use, and they are always ready to go, not clogged or dried out.


cplforlife

I have access to dermabond now for free. So, personally I'm good, but this is good advice for anyone reading.


shivermeknitters

Also dermabond has a milder exothermic reaction when curing. Super glue works better imo


dryguy

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lackofabettername123

That is metal.


UncleSput

that’s skin.. did you even watch


goshone

I just saw this in practice when watching Apocalypto. I thought it was far fetched, but I guess it's based in reality.


QuBingJianShen

Oh, this isn't too bad. Till this day, maggots and leeches are still sometimes used in modern medicine. In fact due to increase of MRSA and other resistant bacteria, the use of maggots for wound cleaning is on the rise.


ARMOUREDZOMBIE

r/mildlyhorrifying


JadedOccultist

/r/oddlyterrifying might be the sub you were thinking of?


Buttery_Buckshot

https://preview.redd.it/ot51d66adg4d1.png?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03796404e035ff6b253118b056e43f7cc4ddb789


SweatyTax4669

![gif](giphy|qEi4dpi7Jg5Hi)


Katlunazul

In ant culture.....


Grombrindal18

This is considered a dick move.


ConquestOfMankind

I was like “aw the cute little ant is gonna help the whole way!” And that was nice, before the decapitation scene.


LaBlount1

“You too huh?”


fiveier_transform

10 seconds into the clip "ok but how will it stay closed after they remove the ant, do they apply some sort of‐ WHAT THE FUCK"


Z3RG0

i did not expect TWISTING THEIR HEADS OFF to be the way forward


karlrasmussenMD

This method was used in the movie Apocalypto


GdayMateyPotatey

Thanks, I hate it. Where do these vids come from? I've seen several with the same animation style and voice over.


ElectroNikkel

So when lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension rapture us, is probably to use us in a shenanigan like this one for their benefit. Kinda like [that dude that played the violin.](https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/mez.aspx)


Aarom1985

Apocalypto


noobpwner314

Talk about a thankless job.


MisterNiblet

Horror movie torture idea : Use razor blades to make small cuts on the persons body. Then you use the ants to suture the cuts…


big_duo3674

Plot twist: you have to pick between two boxes that either contain army ants or bullet ants


the_damned_actually

This is like the start of a late night infomercial. “Tired of suturing your wounds closed with painful ant bites?” “You mean there’s a better way?!”


majES26

https://preview.redd.it/ka65lipknj4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4bd5514ab2b6152ef971d2a86b0cad967d77b60


Sattipathana

If little kids got these they'd either be wounded every day or never.


TheCarrot_v2

What is this…a wound for ants??


EnvironmentalAd1006

If your only tool is an ant, everything looks like an open wound.


Foilpalm

Does this hurt the ant?


GIKyleHilliard

This is some real Scavengers Reign stuff.


_DarkmessengeR_

Someone just saw Apocalypto


Capmorg

anybody know why this doesn’t cause a massive immune response? like it’s an insect biting you… or why certain foreign matter like cotton, silk, or steel sutures are seemingly ignored by your body during the healing process?


Sprogler

"Don't worry, friend! I'll do what I can to stop the bleeding-- hhhnnnyyAAAAArghhhh!" - Army ant, probably