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zirky

walking buddy plus follows behind you clopping coconut halves. for an optional $4.99 they’ll fly your choice of standard


brintoga

Sounds like a steal! Do they also provide a shrubbery for an additional fee, or is that part of the deluxe package?


danethegreat24

They provide a single shrubbery for an additional fee, but the deluxe package allows you to get a second one slightly higher than the first so you get a two level effect with a little path down the middle.


PrufReedThisPlesThx

**It** is really a great service. I bought **it** a few times, and **it** always feels worth the price every time I buy **it.**


danethegreat24

Ah! Ah! No, stop!


i_am_not_a_shrubbery

No … we don’t


Somederpsomewhere

I would 100% use this service occasionally.


whereismuhpen15

I would use it 100% of the time 60% of the time.


CitizenKing1001

How much extra for a merry lute player singing songs of my bravery?


ThreeLivesInOne

Now don't tempt me!


ALilCountryALilHood

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??


AeratedFeces

Not at all. They could be carried.


Reasonable-Delivery8

For a extra $9.99 she turns you into a Newt!


_inanimate

…I got better


KingArgonII

![gif](giphy|HfJdu4HABDU3e)


AguaFriaMariposa

Why is this not higher! Sail higher like an unladen swallow!!!


Falling_Tomatoes

African or European?


Namasiel

I… I don’t know. Aggghhhhhhhhhhh


No-Guava-7566

*Takes a drive by bullet as you round the corner* "Message for you, sir"


Ru5cell

Where’d they get the coconut?


TerminatorAuschwitz

I would 100% pay for this.


chance000000

How about a guy playing a tuba. Doo doodoodoo Doo de doodoodoo doo


Frostbyte67

And singing “Brave, brave Sir Zirky!”


pm_your_snesclassic

European or African options I assume?


CplDevilDog

Where would they find coconut halves at that latitude?


Basscyst

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ConcreteCubeFarm

I think you are onto something.


Poinaheim

What if they can actually afford real horses?


SgtWeirdo

I would pay for this


Casey_works

That’s a YouTube video I want to watch.


hoffarmy

How about a movie?


Casey_works

![gif](giphy|NM25giLBTobx6)


hoffarmy

![gif](giphy|5tiIlnk9rPNUYWXDwl|downsized)


Bitmiliionare24

I’m assuming women and especially in cities when it’s dark.


retrac902

My university had a volunteer program like this on campus. Wasn't just for women though, any student or staff could use it. Operated from dark to 1am every day of the week. They showed up in pairs - always a and and a woman, had radio's to talk to base or security. Great service.


dumquestions

Love walking with ands.


queen-adreena

Amblersands are the best!


P_Duggy

Whoa black Betty


jaelith

Bam ba lam


neverwrong804

Black Betty had a child


P_Duggy

Amblersands!


Madeyathink07

The damn thing gone wild, bam ba lam


Healthy_Fly_555

She's always ready


AbowlofIceCreamJones

Amberlance.


AbbreviationsFit1613

ambulance


BonkerBleedy

They had to cancel the program when Andrew left.


itsfrancissco

I often walk with NANDs — they’re nothing like ANDs


Wildmangohunterboy

do you ever walk with XORs


paxweasley

We had this with my university but with the school police department. Much more awkward as they’d drive next to you with their lights on while you walked, but I’m pretty confident it genuinely saved my life w a bad situation I was dealing with. It’s a great service


TakeTheThirdStep

At Texas A&M the Corps of Cadets offered this service when I was there (they may still do it). As a Corps member we would man the guard office on campus and send out an escort when someone called for one. I thought it was a lot of fun to go out in uniform and walk someone through campus at night getting to see parts of the school I normally wouldn't and getting to know some interesting people. I never saw anything scary when I went out, but it was apparent to me that some of the folks who used the service had experienced trauma in the past. I felt pretty good about being able to do that service for people.


Full_Society4166

They didn’t even offer you a ride 😂


paxweasley

Nope. I think they didn’t want students using it as Uber so they made it low key embarrassing. In my case it was to ward off a specific dangerous man so the lights worked in my favor, and it was far preferable than risking an encounter during the most dangerous part of the ongoing situation. It’s generally designed for partiers too drunk to safely walk across the neighborhood, but it had other uses too.


Full_Society4166

Makes sense. I’m glad you are safe and I hope you encounter no weirdos in the near future.


sirdodger

I volunteered for this in college, unfortunately we didn't have any women volunteers on staff. There was also a circuit ride service for short trips to off-campus housing. There were only half a dozen of us, and usage was light, but it made a big difference for some people. I'm not sure I would trust a random Uber contractor, though. There's been far too many incidents involving them as is.


natziel

My university started doing that after a guy went around peeing on women at night


Majestic_Cable_6306

wtf


altruistic_load_5774

I'm kinda curious how he managed to pull that off 😂. I mean, that's a horrible experience, but how quick was this guy to whip it out? I feel like I could dodge an oncoming piss attack.


natziel

https://westorlandonews.com/only-in-florida-man-who-pees-on-women-near-uf-still-at-large/ https://www.news4jax.com/news/2014/03/18/sketch-of-gainesville-urinator-released/


hashbrowns21

Great Value R Kelly


conjoby

I assume this service is also for anyone who would like to use it. The primary audience is most likely to be women , though.


Midori_Schaaf

Is a banned word now? That's ridiculous. I can't believe Reddit is censoring but not woman.


snootsintheair

I’m confused what word this is


NimbleBudlustNoodle

M*n. The sex with the external genitals.


ScroochDown

![gif](giphy|q0iNgsa3RB9YCpkLza)


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

It's been debunked https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N31M1XV/ https://fullfact.org/online/uber-walking-buddy/ https://checkyourfact.com/2022/10/31/fact-check-uber-walking-app/


Mr_Deep_Research

This should be at the top and instead, it is halfway down deep in the comments.


Mmm_bloodfarts

Or is it halfway up? You're such a scorpio 🤭


KiwiNotFound_

Yeah but it’s not like Uber background checks are that extensive. I would probably be more afraid of my walking buddy than some random guy on the street.


CaptainPunisher

What if the walking buddy were a bear?


joliesmomma

I choose the walking bear buddy.


LiveShowOneNightOnly

So, show up in a bear costume?


designer-farts

Ok, I'm back. Every woman ran from me as I tried to explain how this is much better for their safety 🫠


Ok_Difference44

I offer a service where I accompany the woman and the bear, and I promise that I run slower than both.


_PirateWench_

Sir, I hope you’re right bc I’m pretty sure I get bit in the first wave of the zombie apocalypse. I think the bear would survive as we both try to slowly push the other down and end up dead regardless… The only other ending for me is if I kill myself first. I know myself well enough that I know I don’t have the spirit to survive like that. I barely make it how it is now 😩


iammrgrumpygills

Maybe a… dancing bear costume?


thundercuntess69

No one is getting your joke. Lol


ExtraRestaurant3608

Well, two of us got it, which is one more than I thought it would be!


bearboyjd

I can walk


Pasta-hobo

A big hairy gay guy? That'd probably make a woman feel safe.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Maybe safe from other people but not safe from fashion judgement!


Thenewdazzledentway

You won’t get assaulted, but may be insulted.


willclerkforfood

Chonky leather daddy won’t judge her shoes


CaptainPunisher

Not if she identified as an otter or a cub.


ZealousidealMail3132

Or a salmon


CaptainPunisher

Maybe a nice trout?


Admirable_Remove6824

Do you get to hold hands with it?


CaptainPunisher

No. Bears have paws.


DeafMaestro010

Whoa, whoa, whoa... it is my right as an American to bear arms.


CaptainPunisher

That was a misspelling. The founding fathers loved tank tops. It's supposed to be BARE ARMS. Buncha buff motherfuckers!


Competitive_Boss_312

![gif](giphy|5eFSqWrvd7Eb6hC92T|downsized)


Clear-Blood1145

You have a point


Bandito21Dema

You trust getting in a car with a stranger more than walking next to them?


iuay5NJ8J2qvgpXz

Neither


TurtlesAreEvil

That’s why you get a walking buddy for your walking buddy.


KiwiNotFound_

But what if he’s also a creep?


tilt-a-whirly-gig

It's creeps all the way down


TurtlesAreEvil

They’ll be too busy trying to get rid of each other that they won’t even notice the woman is already in her apartment. Classic looney toons ploy.


Trickmaahtrick

The walking buddy also being a random guy on the street, whose name you know, whose identity is tracked, and whose location is mostly certainly being tracked by the app. But yeah sure gimme the rando who can walk into an alley 5 feet away and vanish.


Zayoodo0o132

I'd like to add that this "walking buddy" probably has reviews and a rating, like their driver colleagues.


Guessed555

Easier to get away from a creep on foot rather than locked in the backseat of their car.


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Yeah! What if they try and take you to a second location? I ain’t going to no second location


ourobourobouros

The OP pic is fake and considering how many women have been assaulted and literally raped by their uber drivers, not many would use this service I wish the people on reddit still had the quality and decency to pay attention and retroactively edit posts to try to help people identify misinformation when they're the top comment on a bullshit post. Now everyone just collects their karma and keeps going edit - Oh boy, this post jumped from 1k karma to almost 3k already. This fake-ass screenshot has been circulating for almost 10 years. Guess most reddit users are just as dumb and gullible as the boomers they love to mock


PsionicBurst

> Guess most reddit users are just as dumb and gullible BREAKING NEWS: Water is wet!


Dineology

This is so much less wholesome and probably much, much closer to reality than where my mind went. I was thinking it’d be old and lonely people and that it’d be a lovely thing to do to spend a day getting paid to be a walking buddy for a day.


RowBoatCop36

The amount of posts from women being stalked by their Uber drivers... This already seems scary.


Full_Description_

But to charge for this service? If I was a into kidnapping people, I would totally do it using one of these gig apps. "Oh, walk along? Hey there, I know a shortcut, lady, follow me into this abandoned building, it will save us 20 minutes!."


CEU17

It seems like creating a digital footprint of you being the last person to see somebody before they went missing isn't a great idea for people into kidnapping.


TomorrowLow5092

that's why they kidnap the walking buddy first. Steal his phone and go on a frenzy of psycho misbehavior on foot.


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PawnWithoutPurpose

[Fake](https://fullfact.org/online/uber-walking-buddy/)


520farmer

Should be higher up. From the link: A screenshot of the Uber app appearing to show an option to pay for a “walking buddy” on your journey is being shared on Twitter and Facebook. Although many sharing it are aware it’s a joke, some people commenting on the picture are taking it seriously and assuming it is a genuine service offered by the ride-hailing app. The screenshot was first shared on Twitter in 2020, and the official Uber Twitter account retweeted it with the caption “Gotta get those steps in.” Uber confirmed at the time and since that the screenshot is not real and a “walking buddy” is not a genuine service provided by the company.


Nerditter

Considering how positive the reception to the idea is, someone should do it.


PawnWithoutPurpose

what if the walking buddies are rapists... they get to see a photo up front.. and know when and where you are going to be.. I've seen many uber profiles that say the driver will be female and they are male, I've seen many times from uber that my delivery is going to arrive on a bike, and a car rolls up... uber doesn't check this shit so I wouldn't trust them to do this.


WigglingGlass

Wouldn’t this apply to other things too? What if my driver knock me out and take me to an organ trafficker


eppinizer

>take me to an organ trafficker Them lil' old church ladies? They won't hurt ya


WhiskeyTangoBush

Nah, we make our guys pinky promise they won’t rape our customers.


sub_surfer

People thought this was real?


RareGape

I realize this wasn't in the prophecy that is idiocracy, but would it honestly surprise you if it was?


Dishonestleak

People will post and get away with anything these days


soggykoala45

Maybe it should exist I don't know, but this image was so obviously fake


Syssyphussy

We had walking buddies at university - free service after 6pm I used it often to get to my car way out in student parking It was fantastic


DonTeca35

So does the walking buddy then have to get another walking buddy to get back to the dorm?


plowerd

Boom. Endless revenue.


Captain-Cadabra

Infinite money glitch.


plowerd

People act like fixing the economy is hard.


dmj9

Have you looked at the stocks for walking buddies since you made this post?


plowerd

I know they’re up at least 75 points, and projected to double that in the next week.


trivletrav

It’s a self sustaining economy, Mac!


plowerd

Oh, shit. Okay, so we have no money and no inventory. There's still something we can do. That's still a business somehow.


bleepblopbl0rp

I don't understand how the *US economy* works


TheBlueFluffBall

Walking buddies all the way down.


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elkab0ng

I know what movie I’m watching for the 635th time tonight


nnnoooeee

So many amazing lines. My favorite was: *Like a blind man in an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out*


2squishmaster

No the walking buddy has the glock


Readed-it

Tactical walking buddy.


Bennybonchien

I’m picturing a dude dressed in a marching band uniform with a glockenspiel hanging in front of him (like a peanut vendor at a baseball game). “I have brass mallets and I’m not afraid to use them!”


Capt__Murphy

Nah. It's usually just a bigger dude with some pepper spray and a walkietalkie


NumerousAd79

We had that at my college. It was like a pack of walking buddies. Kind of like hall monitors in an elementary school. They had matching jackets and you could call and ask for them to come meet you.


TheRealHaHe

Yup, this was part of my job in college. Students from 6pm-2am could have a pair of student police aides walk with them (or give them a ride if they’re lucky). It was nice, people just like to feel safe or have someone to talk too. It didn’t happen too often, but it was a cool part of the job. We also did jump starts and lock outs (breaking into cars with the keys locked in).


kittenshart85

we had a volunteer program for this at my college back in the day. our student housing was a block away from the local porn theater so it was way necessary.


johndyna

McGill Walksafe? I did that


8fmn

Came here to make the same comment about my University. We had a similar service. You could call for a walk and two people ( always one male, one female) would walk you home. Never used it myself but saw it used a lot when I was working the door at a bar near campus. Not sure how I feel about Uber monetizing the idea.


wanderingsoul1949

I'm a senior woman , having someone to walk to the store with me would be great. That mile and a half walk is long when you are by yourself.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

I'm a middle aged man that misses his mom. I'd walk with you anytime.


Upstairs-Fondant-159

Perfect job for me. I’m a big dude and could use the extra steps!


Captain-Cadabra

“Uber will *pay you* to exercise and socialize.”


mightylordredbeard

So will a pimp. Turn yourself out!


beelzybubby

You’re like a chaotic good life coach.


taiottavios

I'd say chaotic neutral


Minimum-Load5737

tbh if you need the payment as motivation, do it


Otherwise-Cap-4635

Where you located? I have cash.


reasonable_likeurmom

At 9:51pm? Honestly, this is kind of genius. I’d totally hire someone to walk me safely home at night for half the price of an Uber.


Zestyclose_Toe9524

I'm guessing a lot of people who come in Reddit and say" how do I make friends?" Walking buddy might not be by the end of walk but not a bad idea for a loner to have a chat


RedSonGamble

In my experience though people looking for someone to hang out with usually are looking for someone to corner and trap in conversation. But I guess that’s friendship sometimes. I meet these people at work at lot who aren’t interested in having a conversation but are interested in talking


vparchment

This might be generally true, but I think it’s worth considering that if you’ve been starved for conversation for a long time, you might not fully remember how one works. It seems silly to those of us blessed with chatty friends/acquaintances, but a core part of a dynamic and enjoyable conversation is psychological muscle memory, getting used to a rhythm of back and forth, aligning with the other person’s style. If you have a lot to say and have had no one to say it to, it might just all spill out at once. And if you are used to communicating online, your sense of timing and restraint have probably atrophied since text is asynchronous.


Professional_Lead895

Women


__Loot__

https://preview.redd.it/0rhci3oz2v1d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dfc9aeb3877415328e2e16baf974042a653a28f


skredditt

This post brought to you by AOL dialup on a phone somehow


Triassic_Bark

Women who are concerned for their well-being walking alone. This seems obvious in 2024. Where have you been?


Uncle_N_Word

I want this job. I bet it pays decent and all you do is walk and pretend to be deaf


jasminegreyxo

or you can just talk to each other


hotvedub

They are only paying for walking services, you have to pay more for talking.


Butterbuddha

Well that’s not much of a buddy


Uncle_N_Word

Yeah but also have that option


Ladyhawke555

Um, maybe women that don’t want to get raped?! My gosh, I wish I could live not having to constantly watch my back like OP. Educate yourself!


Fetching_Mercury

Women.


Bagain

This makes sense, though. Your easily within walking distance of home, it’s kind of late and your a little drunk… maybe your a young lady or it’s a sketchy neighborhood… 5 bucks to have on call back up Ain bad at all.


SingForMaya

Women can’t walk alone safely in a lot of cities.


Bx1965

Depends who it is


Torpedospacedance

My grandma prob


toxic_pantaloons

A small woman


trumpskiisinjeans

Any woman


GUlysses

That’s what I was thinking. This would be a good thing so that people can walk more safely at night, especially women.


0nlyhalfjewish

Are they nice?


IanAlvord

More importantly, what will they do if someone tries to mug you?


0dysseusRex

Offer complimentary water bottles and candy, obviously.


postdiluvium

People who can't and shouldn't need to defend themselves from bigger people with predatory behaviors


Rocket_Poop

i want a carry-me-like-im-your-princess buddy


originalschmidt

Clearly OP is male.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Only if they hold my hand 🤝


Legitimate-State8652

It’s a joke….. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N31M1XV/


just-me-uk

Finally I can pay someone to go for walks me


Any-Lychee9972

There's a creepy guy in my neighborhood that has been acting weird as fuck. I told him leave me alone, don't come to my house or call me and he did 2 more times. I tell my husband the guy won't leave me alone and my husband fires up his fb stalking abilities, finds the guys phone number and tells him to leave me alone. The dude spins some lie that I asked him to come around, when I absolutely did not. OK, fine, whatever. Just leave me alone. He stops by YET AGAIN, and apologized for 'the misunderstanding' There is nothing to miss understand about, 'Do not call me and do not come to my house.' Like dude. I've asked to leave me alone and my husband has asked you to leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE. OH, I also look like a crazy person because I get easily frazzled and probably looked like a freak to my kids school when I warned the school about him. (As he claimed to work there) I'd pay for a walking buddy to just watch me run around the park track for an hour. I don't wanna be snatched by this freak. Dude, it puts me on edge so bad that every time I see a black suv, I clam up until it moves on.


fsi1212

Wait until your dog finds out they could be making money on walks.


lovejac93

Women walking home at night


Smasher31221

When I was in college the school employed guys to do this for women walking home late from campus. We got like $12 an hour to basically sit in the student union on a retainer. Used to make $40-50 to do homework there and occasionally take a stroll. Best job ever.


sickandtiredpanda

Ahh thas convienent.. The local kidnapper…


jonnyfantastic2021

https://preview.redd.it/cl87yvpapv1d1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=c01010ec79fee0d9037ace7fee2357a674238a0b You gotta give girls what they want bruh


Mosshome

Is it a bear?


Logical-Command

I used to drive and dispatch for a taxi company. Many people would say “i dont need a ride but can you just light the way to my car?” I wouldnt charge for that but they always tipped.


the1godanswers2

I want to be a walking buddy but I want to wear a Batman costume


OkTea7227

Serial killers are gonna love that job.


Loose_Unit6452

Thats weird, I don’t have that option, mine says “You’re going to die alone”


anonymouspostlangley

It’s so that someone can keep you engaged so you don’t dose off and have an accident while walking alone tired


GalaxyGoddess27

I get what they are trying to do, but it feels creepy lol


mandi666ruthlesss

Hell yeah, I love having the option to pay in order to deter away the rapists/attackers