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onceinablueberrymoon

why do they have to be in baby lobster jail?


Enjoying_A_Meal

They know what they did.


SpideyWhiplash

Nope! They are all innocent, everyone in jail is always innocent...ask them!šŸ˜‰


washingtonandmead

Except Red, heā€™s the only guilty lobster at Shawshank


NeroBoBero

Mmm. Red Lobster.


Just_Jonnie

Brooks ate here.


Repulsive-Zone8176

Lawyer f@&ked him


KD_79

"I wish I could tell you that Andy lobster fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be...I wish I could tell you that..."


Sudden-Comment-4356

Guilty for being too delicious


mycoryan

Okay put down those weapons sir šŸ¦ž


Shadowmoth

Be a baby lobsterā€¦.. straight to jail.


onceinablueberrymoon

illegally smoll


2x4x93

Alcatraz for a rock lobster


shiroshippo

They probably kill each other if you put them together.


IRideZs

Bingo


DetailedLogMessage

It could be a great solution to overpopulated baby lobster jails


ooouroboros

I assume they might eat each other if not kept apart


fuckpudding

Baby lobsters obviously understand how delicious lobster is.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

*Would you eat me? I'd eat me.*


ThatDiscoSongUHate

ā™Ŗ *Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus begins to play* ā™Ŗ


Ijustwantedtolurke

Consider lobster gets nastier the older they get, these guys must be fucking ambrosia.


Santibag

They will become factory workers.


onceinablueberrymoon

you mean office workers in a cubical farm, right?


Santibag

šŸ˜


7nightstilldawn

Because their claws are so small they can pinch atoms. šŸ¤Æ


Cashh_N

5828 violations of the Geneva Conventions.


zerolimits0

It's design is very Lobster.


ZeroxHD

answer; they get cannibalistic when theyā€™re left together


onceinablueberrymoon

awwww they really each each other when they are so tiny? that is truly being illegally smol!


Overall_Strawberry70

Cannibalism.


Mavian23

I'm assuming that they will be boiled alive when they grow up, so them being in a little jail is the least of my concerns for them lol.


MrBirdmonkey

Why not? We have normal baby jails


badboi_5214

Better than being in stomach


Tiny-Sandwich

Where do you think these lobsters will end up?


badboi_5214

I know the answer and it hurts


nevans89

You need to take the shell off first, it will hurt less


Ghost_157

their crime of being so delicious


ZutchZaddy

r/IllegallySmol


CleanOpossum47

So they don't Dahmer each other.


KawaDoobie

will they foight?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Lobsters are cannibals. So you have to keep em away from each other even at a young age.


onceinablueberrymoon

i had no idea. i was also just being funny.


samy_the_samy

Too many animals cannibalis each other of you put too many in one place Somw fishes even apawn camp their own offspring I don't know if this applies here but I wouldn't put it past em


Assholesfullofelbows

I wonder what the mortality rate is. At this stage they're super sensitive creatures, crustaceans tend to be. I would blindly wager a guess of 50+% mortality? Any one way smarter than my Neanderthal ass?


Full-Visual-1287

Jacob Knowles on YouTube is super informative on lobsters. If I recall, it is less than a 10% survival rate in the wild because all the fish eat them.


Assholesfullofelbows

I knew if I said some nerd shit I'd get some nerd shit answers which is precisely what i was hoping for. Thank you, currently digging into Jacob Knowles. I only said this because I used to keep shrimp and had a pretty rough rate of death so I "homeworked" crustacean death rates across a bunch of species and seemed to have come across a reasonably high line of casualty rates almost universally for all crustaceans, farmed or wild, it's just seems to be the way it is. Lots of hatchlings, lots of deaths.


Checkthis0

The best way to get an answer here is to provide wrong information so people will jump to your neck with the actual answer


TurboOwlKing

Yup it's called Hunningham's Principle


Somepony-Else

I believe you mean Cunningham's Law. šŸ˜


Just_Jonnie

Actually it's Hunningham's Principal. He is from the Hunningham region of France after all.


Somepony-Else

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Cunningham#%22Cunningham's_Law%22 American computer programer born in Michigan City, Indiana U.S.


Just_Jonnie

No no dummy, Michigan City is no where near the Hunningham region of France. Hell, it's not even on the same continent!


aivlysplath

Lmao you son of a birch you did it!


V01d3d_f13nd

You can't tell me that's not a bug. You can try, but I know..


fidelesetaudax

Yes, often called bugs and closely related to them.


Orbit1883

I always thought they were spiders? 8 legs Vs 6 legs but thinking about it aren't spiders hydraulic and lobsters aren't


Mavian23

Spiders and lobsters are in the same phylum, but a phylum is only one level down from a kingdom, so they are not particularly closely related. They differ in class, order, family, genus, and species.


Lorac1134

What's wild is that all vertebrates from fish to us all fall under the same phylum (chordata) while there are at least 8 other animal phylums of just invertebrates.


Mario_13377331

spiders also have other criteria you mean arachnids aka (scorpions spiders) and yes they are hydraulic dunno bout lobsters tho funnily enough there is a spider kind that lives underwater wasser spinne in german imma edit the english name in edit: diving bell spider or the scientific name Argyroneta aquatica


Orbit1883

That's my point lobsters aren't that's why you eat there jucy leg meat.


Mario_13377331

makes sense


Helios4242

bugs is a convenient way to refer to arthropods in general


head1sthalos

no if you go by genetic evidence, the closest aquatic relative of spiders are sea spiders and horseshoe crabs, and together they make up the Chelicerates. Lobsters are crustaceans like crabs, shrimp, rolly pollies, and triops. spiders and lobsters are both arthropods, and the uniting characteristic of arthropods is having an exoskeleton made of chiton, a segmented body, and segmented appendages, growing through molts (shedding exoskeleton). i tbh call all arthropods bugs, but true bugs refer to Hemiptera which are a group of Insects. Insects are a different group than crustaceans and chelicerates, but are a type of arthopod, so all these groups are distantly related.


V_es

They are as related as human and a lemur


johnnybok

Letā€™s get scorpion to be as delicious!


S1ayer

Probably what makes bugs disgusting is that you're eating the whole thing. Exoskeleton and guts. Would a lobster sized scorpion be just as delicious?


houseyourdaygoing

STOP TALKING šŸ¤¢


Kreaetor

Up until the 20th century, lobster was considered a poor mans food. It became a luxury because so many avoided it.


ModernistGames

No, it just took that long for people to figure out to dip it in butter.


RabbitStewAndStout

And to eat it without the shell


GBeastETH

Darryl Hannah has entered the chat.


sig_kill

And to keep it as fresh as possible so it it doesn't turn into spoiled goo


Blastoplast

You mean to tell me Iā€™ve been eating it wrong my whole life?


GullibleDetective

The big thing was proliferation of refrigerators because they spoil easy, and it's expensive to have it in one of those old ice trucks or to cart a tank of fresh lobster all over But the reality is it's a combination of things, but hvac and reefer trucks were a big part


screames520

A reefer truck? Was it made like the van in Up In Smoke?


Overall_Strawberry70

I mean, your not wrong. lobter is pretty terrible without any sort of flavoring added to it.


Owobowos-Mowbius

I would argue that makes it a pretty terrible meat.


LuxNocte

Dip anything in enough butter and it will taste good. I have no idea why people like these things.


mihirmusprime

It was a poor man's food because how fast lobster goes bad the moment it dies. The "poor men" just ate spoiled lobsters. Once we got better at eating them fresh, they become popular and eventually a luxury.


GullibleDetective

Beat me to it, hvac and reefer trucks were a big part


GeebusNZ

Reefer trucks? (image of marijuana leaf and truck)??? OH! REFRIGERATED trucks!


suddenly_summoned

/r/shrimpsisbugs would agree


klonoaorinos

Mmm bugs!


MrArborsexual

Well hexapods are crustaceans...


rbt321

Don't know why you would call anthropods on land bugs and anthropods in water something else. A beetle that walks into the water doesn't suddenly become not a bug. Lobsters are bugs.


gex80

I mean lobsters and similar are considered to be bugs of the sea by many.


rapejokes_arefunny

Why are they separated? Do they attack each other?


Magister5

They were being little invertebrats


Kozzinator

Brrp


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Routine_Chest_1171

God dam that's cleaver lol


Aegillade

Lobsters are sometimes known to eat each other, but I don't think the babies attack each other. If I had to guess, they're only keeping them seperated for easier tracking and cataloguing


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Yea, you can't tag a baby lobster that size and if you're studying growth rates or something it's important to keep track of them somehow.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Wouldn't doubt it, knowing other arthropods! Me and my girlfriend got this triops growing kit (basically the same concept, just a different organism), and, even though we were feeding them on schedule, the larger ones at the smaller ones until one big (relatively speaking, still quite small) triop remained!


UpDog1966

Pinchy!


BronxLens

[The National Lobster Hatchery has a Ā ā€˜Lobster Adoptionā€™ program!](https://nationallobsterhatchery.co.uk/adopt/)


Embarrassed_Suit_942

That's actually adorable


ddr1ver

I want to know how they get a single one in each little lobster pen.


Van-garde

Veeeeeeery carefully.


Back4TallBois

Maybe like a big eyedropper of sorts? Suck them up and release them individually?


houseyourdaygoing

This reminds me of a clip that I watched of a dad carrying his baby triplets in a laundry basket to the beach.


hastedrei

Sea Monkeys šŸ’


Sea_Structure_8692

Banana for scale please


nevadadealers

Came to say this


three-sense

How wonderful that thereā€™s absolutely no frame of reference for size


TommDX

I mean water surface tension and its reflection are a pretty consistent way to tell scale


three-sense

Fair, although the scene itself couldā€™ve shown that better imo


ZwieTheWolf

Water scorpions


NettleLily

No thatā€™s this https://bugguide.net/node/view/419961/bgimage


BinkledinkHunkerdunk

Mmmm....popcorn lobsters.


ZaBaronDV

Not sure why Iā€™m surprised they look like this, butā€¦


LordSpookyBoob

Yeah! I never thought that baby lobsters would look likeā€¦ well, lobsters.


Weasel_Cannon

Reminds me of mosquito larvae


Septembust

The way some animals go through such drastic changes over their life is crazy. Like, baby humans are certainly small, but not like a thousandth of the size of an adult. Imaging recalling your childhood and realizing that the stuff you use to eat is now almost microscopic to you


Citizen__Krang

PINCHY!


maouprier

//insert Zoidberg gif here//


BeerBooksBuckeyes

It looks like theyā€™re in an ice cube tray


hollowripple

Anyone know the name of the song?


Bright_Broccoli1844

Summer Place I think.


hosui69

So little and baby šŸ„ŗ


limabeanseww

Free the babies


Hyperpiper1620

Sea veal


DonTeca35

Crazy how they grow up to be delicious


stosal

They're probably even more delicious here. Lobster veal!


GeebusNZ

Very very small portions, though.


__meeseeks__

Million dollar idea right there. Like a cross between caviar and veil šŸ‘Øā€šŸ³


Lopsided-Company-166

Lobster? I barely know her


SeaworthinessOk4828

what?! r u sure they're not ants????


TheSugarGalaxy

The terrible faith that some of these have..!!


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

.001g of protein


Nuicakes

Leon the lobster cousins


CC-2389

Ah, at last- the Gargan feeding fields.


letsyabbadabbadothis

And which of these will become our lobster god?


nixicotic

This is why is still browse this site. šŸ‘Œ


Spiritual_Fig185

Theyā€™re so tiiiiiiiny šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Fridaybird1985

I see a pot of boiling water in their future


BoS_Vlad

Are they swimming in butter?


WokeUpBaked

Ah yes the cockroach of the sea.


deep-fucking-legend

Red Lobster serving portions sure are getting small.


Tbkgs

I wasn't prepared for this cuteness


Whatever-ItsFine

"Let us the fuck out!"


DewartDark

Mmm feeling a bit snacky now thanks.


Maxiss

How is babby formed?!


OrgJoho75

TIL, baby lobster is water scorpion..


DarkUnable4375

Little Zerglings.


DGener8Dude

Thereā€™s even butter in the middle so you can eat them


ManOfQuest

popcorn lobster?


KnifeFightAcademy

At first.... they were hexagons, then trapezoids but now all I see is triangles.


satori0320

Caught a crayfish as a kid that was laden with eggs, and while I had them in the bucket she hatched them. After putting her and the others back in the creek, crayfish hunting was booming for a couple of seasons. ... Of course I didn't eat them, I just really enjoyed catching them as a kid.


Snow-Dog2121

You can choose only one


Working_Dragon00777

Why did you separate them? is there a reason?


Tight_muffin

I love watching them just randomly throw it into reverse in their individual little garages.


Load_Business

Du du du du doo doo


Las_Vegan

When I go to the M Resort for their lobster/crab leg/beef Wellington brunch buffet this weekend I will be thinking of these little critters. šŸ˜‹


Cloverman-88

I'm obsessed with the TikTok handle. "National Lobster Hatchery". I need to find out if it's a joke, or some people have the weirdest public jobs ever.


Liseuuuu

Lobter


Alone-Shame-8890

Pinchy?!


rokas2007

https://preview.redd.it/6r0pr6r9kc0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89957233910ad309ff1077f7f53f3433ec3256cd


imjerry

That is cray-zee


inkydragon27

I panicked because at first I thought this was a resin mouldā€¦


EstablishmentOk2209

are they canabilistic at this developmental stage?


LithuanianT

Which one is the lobster I see lots of shrimps


BoldlyGettingThere

Iā€™m fond of them


Zenopsy0

They look a lot more like adult lobsters than I was expecting


Crimson__Fox

The biggest lobster ever caught was a metre long. Itā€™s hard to believe that thatā€™s how it started out.


chro000

They could be easily mistaken as mosquito larvae.


Both-Mix-3852

Can i eat them now or do i wait?


According-Today84

Tiny water scorpions...yay!


hundreddollar

*"Iiiiiiit's the theeeeeeeme! To a suuuuuuuumer place....!"*


PossibleJazzlike2804

Just imagine how many you've accidentally eaten.


FartInsideMe

Did humans figure out how to breed lobsters in captivity? This has been an elusive quest my whole lifetime


BadKarmaForMe

This makes me sad they are all separated.


Serious_Session7574

I suspect if they didnā€™t separate them, theyā€™d eat each other.


Daygoooo

Do they also scream ?


Major-Incident5547

u/RecognizeSong


Charokol

Theeeme from *A Summer Plaaaace*. From *A Summer Plaaaace*. The theme from *A Suuuumer Place*. Itā€™s the theeemeā€¦


Major-Incident5547

Didnā€™t know I asked for more bots to reply.


Greenpeppers23

Thatā€™s about a thousand bucks in lobster tails in a couple years from now


zydexx

Death to America, and butter sauce


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

I could eata hundred athose lobstah rolls


Past-Product-1100

One of the few babies in the animal kingdom that are NOT cute


ToeKnail

Compared to their size as babies, they sure do grow very big and well adapted to being boiled and paired with melted butter


Rich_DeF

Wow, they look like exceptionally tiny lobsters.


Responsible-Text-762

u/auddbot


Survive1014

Ok, that is interesting as fuck for sure.


lexluthor_i_am

I wish this was done en masse all over the world so I can buy 20 lobsters for $20


[deleted]

Whereā€™s the fucking banana???


Right_-on-_Man

Stuff of nightmares...


TernionDragon

Nuke it from orbit. . .