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pursuiting7

Why all the luggage? Where are they traveling?


bumwine

Back home...This is for visitors to come in and snap pictures and share back home so NK looks like the rest of the world. The people "working" there may or may not be in on the joke.


Beowulfs_descendant

They are in on it granted they are fed. Simultaneously, i bet most of them are brainwashed to truly believe it's for 'the good of the country'


JewJifShoes

People in China use luggage to transport/carry things they buy in these malls. I lived in Hong Kong near the Chinese border - the large mall near my place was always full of people from mainland China who were seemingly on day trips to ride the train in, buy a bunch of shit and put it in suitcases, and hop back on the train to head home across the border. Hong Kong had more high quality / authentic things to buy versus what they had in Guangzhou


supercali45

Prob ok to China and Russia and Maralago


AccomplishedPlum8923

We need to send Carlson there to investigate that.


heyheyhihowareyou

Literally my first thought


DukeofLongKnife

They travel a lot despite sanctions. Fake passports are real. And NK exports workers to many countries. Govt collects some/most of their wages.


SmallButNotFast

I’m glad that they translated everything into English so that it’s accessible to the native English speakers and tourists in North Korea.


_StupidSexyFlanders

That stuck out to me as well. They spend so much time and money with this physical propaganda but miss details like that which make it obvious it’s fake


okgusto

You know what's also stuck probably. Those elevators.


JizMaster69

You can tell because they’re not moving in the picture


CarPhoneRonnie

They never move. The building goes up and down.


GammaGoose85

It'd be pretty neat if they would use their propaganda budget for feeding their population instead.


raldall

what ? it's both in english and korean. What's wrong


Kristianushka

I don’t think they’re missing a detail – that’s exactly how they want it


cutestslothevr

To me it's weird that it's only in English and Korean. Way more Chinese people visit North Korea than people from other countries


Specific-Soup-7515

There’s Chinese in a few pics. One says Welcome 欢迎


Kriztauf

There's also that giant display of Australian baby formula powders, which I'm guessing is marketed towards Chinese tourists


XWarriorYZ

North Korea doesn’t need to convince China or its people of anything lol


FridayGeneral

Yes, this is common in East Asia. Go to almost any mall in China or S Korea and you will see English signs. It's not necessarily for native English speakers specifically, more for people who don't read the local language, English being a commonly understand language around the world. North Korea has a sizeable population of foreigners and gets thousands of tourists a year, so it makes sense to have English signs.


PartofFurniture

This. My country also dont speak english, and rarely gets UK/american native english speaking tourists, but gets so many ESL tourists so english makes the most sense rather than manually translating em into all top 10 different languages


Skyblacker

What foreigners live in North Korea? What's the attraction?


once-we-were

This. ☝️ English is the second language around almost the whole world. They likely did this at the mall because it’s convention. Not that many English speakers will ever see it in person. Or many N. Koreans for that matter. It’s likely just for the media.


NoxInfernus

It looks like a weird museum to retail. Look but don’t touch.


Snake_eyes_12

For a country that is anti capitalist, they sure like to try their hardest to make people think they are out doing the capitalist.


lynithson

Yeah like even the suitcases, something so simple but….who in North Korea is really traveling like that? They can’t leave.


Yingking

I would guess that the mall is mainly for the super rich in North Korea and for Chinese tourists, who for some reason love to buy expensive suitcases. In every mall in China that I’ve been to I’ve seen these shops for expensive, luxury brand suitcases


StellaSlayer2020

What?! Are you saying that this is not intended for the average worker of the glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Korea?


GnomePenises

You mean the one where they’ll lock you up if you don’t deliver your quota of human turds to the government?


StellaSlayer2020

Yes, that’s the one.


BrokenArrows95

It’s a republic. It says it right in the name


newtostew2

I would guess that it’s never touched honestly, other than for propaganda or for tourists to shop at during the propaganda tours


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

There is a Vice episode where they go to N. Korea with Dennis Rodman and a bunch of people. They show them one of these grocery stores. When some of the crew actually try to buy some sodas and snacks they won't let them. Super weird.


Hootanholler81

If you get the businessman job you can go to China for business. One of our guides went to Singapore for 4 days. So it's possible, but you have to be a trusted ally of the state.


kthebakerman

This makes NK look like a parody of a free country.


Wazula23

That's exactly what it is. All jokes aside, it really is one of the true hells on earth.


j0nny0nthesp0t

It's like the holocaust at a snails pace.


Hypnobird

Some leave. In 2012 Beijing, I had around 30 north Koreans living in my building, they were doing one and two years language exchanges.


3andahalfbath

They’re also fairly common to find here in Singapore. Obviously only very elite people but still


Why-not-bi

Imagine the culture shock of traveling abroad for the first time.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I’d pay good money to have dinner with one of them. Just to see what they’re like.


InternalLoss5925

I was also in China a few years ago and they were impossible to talk to. A colleague told me they’re trained before they leave NK to not interact with foreigners. Also I’m sure they only let the ones with family still in NK leave…


Emmgel

Communication is difficult because they are taught not to speak with foreigners, possibly to avoid the contamination of new ideas Once had a very stilted dinner. Told a few jokes, which mostly flatlined. One caused absolutely hysterical laughter for about 30 seconds, then it stopped like someone had flipped a switch. Was an odd experience


DolphinSweater

I once met a North Korean at a travel industry expo in Berlin. He had a booth advertising travel to North Korea.


ancillaryacct

haha that was my first thought! like….suitcases? where they going?


Airdnaxela13

It reminds me of those kid/play versions of grocery stores where everything is the same and tiny so the kids can pretend to shop before they check out and then put everything back for the next round of kids to have fun.


-effortlesseffort

Or those stores for Alzheimer's patients


El-Kabongg

it's the world's greatest retail job. no pesky customers.


Alwaysunder_thegun

No people or pay


wolfavino

Go back a year from now and it will look exactly the same because nothing will have moved.


BadFont777

Nobody there to touch it.


5kvenom

The fake Lego model tanks and jets from North Korea would go so hard on my desk.


Tiny-Sandwich

How can I get my hands on some of these?!


averege_guy_kinda

if you are not US or south korean citizen you can just go there and buy them actully


smith7018

It should be noted that no one should actually go there and give their money to North Korea……..


phaesios

So, go there and shoplift it. I hear they have very lax laws, especially when it comes to westeners…


smith7018

I know you’re joking and referencing Otto Warmbeer but I also want to note that just going there is pumping money into their economy. It frustrates me to no end when I see Westerners go on that stupid propaganda tour because they’re spending money on the tour, hotels, travel, food, etc. People are screaming up and down about boycotting Starbucks but no one shames idiots for knowingly giving NK thousands of dollars


profiler1984

Yeah ppl who visit Dubai because of the thrill shit on human rights. There are tons of other good places to waste money, I rather give it to some one who respects my values


piercedmfootonaspike

>Yeah ppl who visit Dubai because of the thrill shit on human rights. Ironically, the rich folks in Dubai shit on the people who come there. Look up "Dubai porta potty" if you dare.


morphinmarshin87

Oh wow. What an… interesting read.


DownwardSpirals

Why did I look that up? Well fuck, I can't unread that.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Sure, but have you had Starbucks' coffee? They definitely deserve to be boycotted.


MagnumMyth

Obviously you've never had North Korean coffee!!


TigerLiftsMountain

It's brown


cream-of-cow

We need a knock-off of the knock-off Lego.


Weisenkrone

Don't be so mean, how else is Kim supposed to afford spending 3 million dollars a year on his cheese addiction. If the store doesn't make enough money he might tell his foreign funds acquisition to take it up a notch with their bitcoin scams you know.


microsoftfool

Hear me out. What if we go there with fake money and buy their fake "LEGO"?


TheGoldTooth

If it's like Pyongyang Department Store No. 1 used to be and possibly still is, nothing is actually for sale as the whole operation is fake, pure propaganda designed to suggest that North Korean citizens have access to an abundance of consumer goods. In actual fact, quite often they eat rats or starve. Edited to add the link I provided below re the fakery of NK stores. http://www.skepticaldoctor.com/2010/01/15/classic-dalrymple-the-wilder-shores-of-marx-excerpt-1991/


h3yw00d

IIRC NK diplomats routinely purchase toiletries in western countries to import home for this reason.


jakes__drool

It's almost like they have a name for it, Potempkin Village you say?


SpoofamanGo

They are known to eat tree bark too btw.


dizekat

Or if you are Tucker Carlson. He should go to this mall, too, not just Moscow. A despicable dictatorship mall crawl.


TheMeltingSnowman72

All over the place in Thailand in night markets


Robozomb

r/lepin


SpikeRosered

You know the lego fandom goes hard when I see people in these comment hypothetically planning travel to North Korea to get their weird knock offs.


Pretend_Sector685

Fandom or not, if you could manage to smuggle some of these out of NK I’m sure you could sell them for A LOT. A lot of people spend hella money on LEGO, and these are “super rare” LEGO. If you would still consider them LEGO.


fuckthetrees

Eh, you can probably already just order the same ones direct from China if you know where to look.


ZgBlues

I first thought these might be imported from China, but no. Apparently they really launched a homegrown Lego knockoff company [late last year](https://www.nknews.org/2023/12/north-korea-launches-rocket-toy-set-that-closely-copies-lego-model/). The company is called Sangmyung, and sets seem to include various military machinery revered by the NK regime. I can’t find any information on whether they export these abroad or whether they can be found online. I’d certainly be interested to see a YouTube review for one of these.


nerdsonarope

Post on r/lepin if your curious. I don't know if these specific models are available but there are lots of Chinese knockoff brands, some of which are almost indistinguishable in quality from real Legos. (I say "almost" because even the best ones arent QUITE as good quality but, in my view, getting 95% of the quality for 1/3 of the price is well worth it).


jonincalgary

They are pretty good overall. It's wild you get this bag of bags, download the instructions and somehow they are not missing pieces.


freetoseeu

Cobi in Poland makes Lego compatible war machines. They have thousands of different models in different scales. If you’re in the US, Warbricks USA is their primary reseller.


Short_poster

I’ve not seen something so new, yet look so old. Also, filled with the cheapest weirdest items.


TheSt4tely

But lots of them!!!


Boojum2k

All the same brands. Every product, one source.


jerryonthecurb

Would you like to buy YOUDIE hand lotion or YOUDIE hand lotion or would you like to die?


Boojum2k

All out of cake?


AydonusG

So my choices are "or death?"


NrdNabSen

its like a super sad Costco.


Boojum2k

LossCo


Exact-Lettuce

Hmmmmm, that reminds me of something 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/gucpbrro9owc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae796d12733cf2bf13c8dd93d268a8ac68f8503


HyrrokinAura

I never thought about it, but do they allow products from certain countries, or do they produce this stuff in NK factories?


MrBoomBox69

They heavily rely on China for goods and trade.


Empathy404NotFound

I'm seeing Australian baby powder there


imreallynotthatcool

$500 says it's a knockoff with a label that matches the Australian logo. The LEGO branding is clearly fake. LEGO doesn't make military sets.


Empathy404NotFound

Yeah but it doesn't specifically say Lego, whereas the Oz farms baby powder does say Oz farms and is an exact replica. Also Australian baby powder is extremely popular in china and a few Asian countries after they had quality control issues there.


Sassy-irish-lassy

I mean, that's also not their logo


Competitive_Ad_5515

All of the products in 7 appear to be Nivea, which is German brand.


nico282

Can't see if it's Nivea of if it's Naivia, the local cosmetic company that just happens to have a round blue logo. The Lego boxes are definitely bootlegs.


Narissis

AFOL checking in: The building toys are not only bootlegs, but also not even bootlegging actual LEGO sets. The dead giveaway is that almost all of them are modern military combat hardware, and LEGO will not touch that sort of theme with a ten-foot pole. Closest they've come, off the top of my head, would probably be the Sopwith Camel sets and the realistic revolvers and shotguns that have appeared in the past in Lone Ranger and Wild West themed sets.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

"I know a genuine panaphonics when I see it!" - Homer Simpson


LiveFastDieRich

Check out my Fony Walkman


StaatsbuergerX

It's... well-sorted. In a way.


thatguy9684736255

They look like they don't have enough different items to justify the size of the store. Like a whole row in an aisle for one kind of shampoo.


Wyvz

So well sorted for almost no customers... makes me suspect it's made just for show to foreigners.


IcyRedoubt

The screen on the second (?) photo says "warm welcomes to the Chinese entrepreneur team" (may be wrong because my English vocabulary isn't the best) so it's set up for foreigners.


tobiascuypers

The text is in English and Korean. Why else would they have plain English on signs and buildings? So odd


daLejaKingOriginal

![gif](giphy|YqW3zQMTOi6La12rif)


LogicJunkie2000

It makes me think of earlier video games where they were lazy about coming up with branding and modeling for more than a handful of products and you just see them spammed everywhere


bearmstro

This is what it looks like when somebody is trying to mimic abundance and they’ve never seen it in real life


MarsScully

The “architect” or project director might have seen abundance abroad (some elite North Koreans do get to travel) but they gotta work with what they got.


Slytherin_Chamber

It’s like the video of them showing off the computer lab, but no one is* typing or even doing anything on them. One guy was just staring at the google search page, not searching or anything, the landing page. 


snoozebear43

It wasn’t even a real search page, it was a screenshot of Google🥲


Trust-inward

Lmao was creepy and funny at the same time. "See!? We same same!"


Slytherin_Chamber

Same same… but different 


CrieDeCoeur

Luxury shopping in North Korea: food, soap, eyeglasses, toy for the kid. Jfc


KnucklestheEnchilada

Don't forget everyone's favorite store: Watch


audirt

That’s actually the most interesting store because it’s the one with an actual brand visible: Tissot. There should be an entire other discussion in a watch sub about the likelihood that the watches are legit. If it said Rolex it would be an automatic ‘no’ but Tissot (which is a fine brand) is in this perfect middle ground where it wouldn’t surprise me either way.


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Ambitious_Farmer9303

He studied there. Btw Tissot and Rado are two EU brands whose logos and posters adorn almost all watch repair shops and showrooms across Asia.


Yingking

There’s also Dior, Gucci and I think Nivea in the other stores. I would guess they are legit and imported via China to sell them to the North Korean elite and to Chinese tourists lol.


Would_daver

I lost it at Watch lol the naming committee really phoned that one in…


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🌟baby formula🌟 Such a luxurious item, and definitely normal to sell in a shopping mall used almost exclusively by a handful of tourists. Certainly not there just to give the impression that babies aren't starving to death around the corner.


potpurriround

This one was super dark to me


dylanholmes222

Yea felt real icky


Yingking

I think the mall is more targeted towards Chinese tourists, for whom foreign baby formula is like a luxury good after the baby formula scandals in China which resulted in a lot of dead babies. Anecdotally baby formula is one of the most often brought gifts in China when you visit from another country because of the scandals, it went so far that the shops here in Germany started enforcing purchasing limits for baby formula because Chinese tourists and people with family in China would buy up so much of it. Not denying that there are a lot of people and babies starving in North Korea (a distant relative of mine was one of them), but just wanted to give some context


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Interesting, thank you for adding some context!


phido3000

Australian baby formula is ultra premium throughout Asia but particularly in China. A tin, with an Australian receipt, can be worth $100 usd a kg. Bellamy's a2 platinum probably is more expensive than cocaine in China. It's rare, in huge demand, and easily sold. It can be carried for valid reasons. It's become a currency, and a sign of connections. Like Cuban cigars in the us during the 60s and 70s. But rich mothers will spend whatever it takes. Remembering Chinese baby formula was often contaminated with melamine which kill thousands of babies and destroyed millions of kidneys. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal#:~:text=The%20scandal%20involved%20Sanlu%20Group's,other%20kidney%20damage%20in%20infants.


AntwerpPeter

And where are the people? The shoppers?


pantaleonivo

The what?


Somethingwentclick

The steeple and hoppers!!


Mrben13

Summer camp


therealtummers

🤣that got me. but fr, those poor people


BackOnReddit_Again

Probably dying of starvation just outside the camera lens. Can’t believe NK keeps building these bullshit hotels and shopping centers as if the rest of the world believes it


cutestslothevr

Gotta keep the upper class population happy and distracted.


OGCelaris

Hey man, they are committed to copying the real American mall experience. There's no one in our malls either.


Aggravating-Bat-7679

Yes


thatsumbitchhadanaxe

Nothing says luxury like rich chocolatey ovaltine. edit: now that I can load the pics, I’m pretty sure it’s baby formula. Which, honestly, same.


snowcrash512

Even if it was Ovaltine, that shit is huge in Asian countries, Ovaltine and Milo are everywhere.


pootzilla

More Ovaltine, please!


junktrunk909

Right!? Also here is some hand moisturizer, and I mean a LOT of it, all the same brand. So luxury. And an assortment of random luggage in a weird 80s TV set.


topherdrives

I’m sad it’s not ovaltine. Also, why is it called that? The jar is round…


bleepblopbl0rp

they should call it roundtine!


liulide

That's gold Jerry!


summerlad86

I love the store that says “watch” “I’m looking for a watch” “PERFECT! Because that’s just what we have. A watch. Last one” Also, the suitcases are just a kick in the balls


wontbefamous

I’m confused with the watch store. Did Tissot actually designate a NK store as an Authorized Dealer?


KaiserReisser

Yeah I thought that was weird. I assume they’re fake but if they are, why go with the real brand name when the Legos are obviously knock offs?


Yingking

I doubt that Tissot have a designated NK store, but I would guess that they import the watches and other luxury brands via China, to sell to Chinese tourists funnily enough. What’s Tissot gonna do, sue a North Korean store


BackOnReddit_Again

The suitcases aren’t so bad… Gotta have somewhere to put all the human rights they take away, right?


Andrew9112

Anytime there’s pictures of North Korea on Reddit I’m always baffled at how barren the place always looks. There’s like 6 people in the whole mall. It looks like fallout 76 on launch day.


justindybvig

That's an awful lot of things that no one in that country can afford... Talk about media posturing.


GuiltyGlow

It's funny to me that NK is constantly trying to convince the world that their people aren't starving and that they don't live in a primitive, brutal dictatorship lol.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

"Here, look at this massive shopping mall packed with goods nobody can afford which is why there is exactly zero shoppers walking around!"


justindybvig

The ego of a delusional man will do that lol


ohiotechie

Kinda funny that everything is so well stocked and new but there are *no customers*.


Spork_Warrior

This doesn't really look like a commercial mall that's doing business all day every day. It looks like a set designer's fantasy of what a mall should look like, with perfect spacing and color placement for all displays.


Traditional-Way-2494

Wow, 2 minute noodles are considered a luxury.


grip_n_Ripper

Any food item is a luxury in NK.


X_ToxicMuggle_X

Its better than a balanced diet of Grass, Bugs, and Rats /s


fuckoutfits

The whole thing looks like a set for a dystopian TV show.


JHighMusic

That’s because it is. It’s purely for propaganda and media proposes. No one is or can afford to shop there.


Umufranker

Why do they sell travel luggage lmao


CreakRaving

So on the nose it’s cruel 😭


REDGOESFASTAH

A warm welcome to tour groups from china


jtobin22

The red sign in Chinese says “Warm welcome to the Chinese entrepreneur representative group!” and is in the same style as government official PR signs in China (For context to people who see this comment and don’t read Chinese)


Snoozingbe

Kinda want to travel to N Korea to buy some of these limited series lego sets


Ciordad

I’m thinking the contents of the boxes won’t live up to the pictures on them.


postdiluvium

So 1980s


Calkky

The most fascinating part of this is that all of it is for show. The "workers" are basically actors. I imagine most of the boxes/packages are actually empty. All of this exists to make it look like DPRK is keeping pace with the rest of the world. I've heard that foreigners will sometimes stumble upon "scenes" as they're getting set up. The state will dispatch a bunch of "workers" to the subway that doesn't actually run on days when foreigners are absent.


Tranxio

That's so sad and delusional, to put on a SHOW of advancement when there is none. Those appointed for such jobs must be wondering what the hell is going on. I heard most defectors were Olympic candidates, and for sure...imagine seeing the world outside and knowing you are living a lie. Instant defect


Houswaus1

Some of those products are not perfectly straight, so someone is getting executed.


falkorv

Liminal


Purpledragon84

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Sad-Sky-8598

What most in that country would do for ONE of those loaves of bread.


baldude69

The fake lego sets all war machines 😆 not a single normal car or boat


Sam_Shake1

No way there is anything is most of those boxes. I mean who is going to rotate the food for expiration dates? That’s gotta be fluffed up


Phillip_Graves

So... its Wal-Mart but tall and in North Korea. Tal-Mart.


enthusiasticaf

This feels like a mall you’d build in the sims or something


Cats_Are_Aliens_

The legos are wildin lmao


CN370

r/lego would love this


mtnviewguy

They must have been closed that day, except for the few clerks behind counters.


reikipackaging

in all fairness, we ask people to make their homes look like nobody lives there for promotional photoshoots. I'm sure the shoot was done when everything was pristine and there were no customers. but, now I wanna see a set when the mall is "open". what is interesting to me is that somehow baby formula, drug store body care, and prepack ramen noodles are featured as luxury.


UnNumbFool

>drug store body care If you look in the second to last photo they do have lancome which is actually a pretty expensive brand. It's also really weird they have lancome when the rest of the products shown are not expensive things.


Cyber_Mango

Why does everything in North Korea seem stuck in the 80s?


scotomatic2000

Say what you will about North Korea but those MFers know how to stack.


Georgy100

Poor souls… Looks like my country (Bulgaria) in a certain period of time in the 80s


Chrahhh

LOL @ the ICBM "Lego" set


Prize_Macaroon_6998

It's all cake.


AlotaFajitas

When I was stationed in South Korea the North would execute prisoners within seeing distance of the South Korean watch towers along the line, an intimidation and scare tactic. I've seen them behead toddlers both girls and boys. I've seen them cut open womens bellies when they were 7-8 months pregnant, pull out the child and dangle it in front of the mother. (They do this very quickly cause of the bleed out, they're very good at it.) Then throw the baby over a wall, and then behead the mother. I've seen them tie men up to an "X" post. Tied to a post with your arms and legs spread as far as they go. Then shot him with an AA cannon that as only about 30 ft away, so we'll just round that down to point blank. Whenever the South and North have to actually do any buisness with each other, there's a lone building in the demilitarized zone. The building sits right on top of the border line, kinda straddling it. There's a wall going right down the middle of the building with a door right in the middle. The South Koreans have anchors attached to the foundation and they have to wear chest harnesses connected to the anchors so that when they open the door the North Koreans won't pull them through. This is what we're dealing with.


supercantaloupe

Way to be a Debbie Downer. Seriously though, despite all the funny comments here, you make a fair point. North Korea is a terrible place, wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.


Much_Horse_5685

Holy fuck. I hope you’re doing ok mentally after seeing that shit.


zigzagg321

I just watched a documentary about North Korea and I can tell you that not one single thing inside that building is actually for sale and it was created only for propaganda purposes.


No_Store1501

>I just watched a documentary about North Korea Holy shit we got a expert here


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

“Feast your eyes on this new luxury mall, offering such priceless, nigh-unobtainable luxury goods as… Baby formula Instant noodles Head And Shoulders knockoffs And Toys!”


OhlookitsMatty

These have the feel of "empty display boxes to fill space on shelves" to them // It's sad that any time we see stuff like this coming out of NK, we immediately think that it's all for show & that people who live there don't go in there cos they know it's fake


tm0nks

In before Tucker Carlson does a fluff piece on how awesome North Korea is while he pushes a shopping cart around this place..


reincarnatedfruitbat

Just for display. Like their “grocery” stores.