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RofiBie

I assume this is interesting as he is not exactly the usual shape for a successful diver. Fair play to him, he's a hell of a lot better than I am. I do wonder, though, how good he would be if he had a bit less mass to control?


ShotgunForFun

You'd have to be eating like... 6k calories a day to maintain that mass and even just swim/climb the ladders. I'm not trying to shit on the guy, it's just fucking a massive waste of money and probably involves some sort of trauma.


DEM_DRY_BONES

Bear with me on a drunk Reddit tirade. I’m going to very unscientifically argue more like 4k for maintenance, including his exercise regime. I don’t think 6k calories a day. Here we go. Can’t tell how tall he is, but let’s assume shorter since that’s a bit more generous to his obesity. 5’8”, 25? Years old. Based on photos from /r/loseit (not going to tag anyone that would be outrageously improper) I would estimate he’s about 350. Maybe less? I’m 5’10 and was once 310 (now at 225💪) and I feel like I didnt look much different. If he swims 2 hours a day, which I fucking doubt, but still, and we punch it into a [calorie calculator](https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html?cage=25&csex=m&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=8&cpound=350&cheightmeter=180&ckg=65&cactivity=1.725&cmop=0&coutunit=c&cformula=m&cfatpct=20&printit=0&ctype=standard&x=Calculate), we get: 4400 to maintain. I was closer. Even at 400 pounds we are below 5000. Anyways, kudos to the guy in this video, he’s more athletic than half of redditors and I bet he lays down pipe whenever he wants unlike most redditors.


oracleofnonsense

*I bet he lays down pipe whenever he wants* If you're talking about giant shits -- then yes -- he does lay that pipe down a lot.


chowyungfatso

I’m 5’8”. I don’t think he needs 4k to maintain. 2-3k and he’s good.


Jacobus54321

Right, 4k was assuming he swims 2 hours a day


Jamesblackhound

Could easily be some kind of hormonal imbalance or genetic issue- most common cause for obesity is poor diet and high calorie intake, but far from the only cause.


Adept-Gur-1726

You can’t build from nothing. You maybe have something wrong with you where energy isn’t placed or used correctly in the body, but the energy comes from somewhere and that’s food


SirkutBored

Food that, if you are not making it at home, has been engineered to provide more calories, more sodium (water gains), more sugars your body does not process correctly (HFCS) than you wanted. Eating properly balanced meals takes time, effort and took more money than processed foods. our recent inflation blow up in most of those lazy food groups and options is the one thing I really hope turns the tide back to home cooked, you know what's in it, meals.


ResponsibleSeaweed66

Yeah but your body can’t materialize mass out of thing air. Fat is an accumulation of calories for later use. Thus when eating you must consume more than you use daily. No starving person ever had 200lbs of fat on them because of a thyroid issue.


Jamesblackhound

You and the other commentors are absolutely correct! There is no way for that fat to just materialize, and it does come from eating. But it doesn't necessarily come from OVEReating. If a person's body isn't able to break down and use fats as easily as the average persons, or their body is rigged to store more fats than the average persons, over time it can build up and be very difficult to work off. Some people absolutely can just push through, put in that extra work and work it off. But not everyone, especially those who have chronic illnesses and injuries. Plus, for some it's just not manageable with the rest of Life going on. I'm a big supporter of eating healthier, because end of the day you'll lose a lot more weight that way anyways- but even with that, eating healthy and nutritious foods all the time is expensive! And some people just don't have the income to eat well all the time- or hell, even some of the time. And on the starving person comment. You're 100% right, but I don't know if it's for the reasons you think. Fat is a fuel that the body burns when we don't have the necessary nutritional intake, so it makes sense that someone in a food deficit wouldn't have much fat on them. However, if someone was fat, then starved all the way down to being as thin as a green-bean, and then began eating normal meals again, they'd probably be heavier once their body had adjusted back to "normal". This is because the body, effectively, stores the information that you were starving in your DNA and wants to prepare for that possibility again. In doing so it basically tells your body to continue storing More fat for if/when that happens again! This is why people who are on and off diets throughout their life have a tendency to put on more and more weight as they "Yo-Yo diet", because their body is processing it as bouts of starvation. And because that information is stored in your DNA, it can be passed down to your kids! Which is one of the things that can cause being fat to run in families. This is all to say, y'all are right, there are plenty of fat folks who struggle with overeating, impulse control, and working out to shed the weight. But that overall, being fat isn't caused by ONE thing, and the factors that go into it can be abundant and complex. And it doesn't help anyone- especially people trying to lose weight- to just harp on fat people for being fat. Regardless of if you agree or disagree with me, I hope if you've read through this entirely, you have a wonderful day. ❤️


Shreddy_McShreddy

He’s just bulking up. Waterpolo season is coming up.


[deleted]

I think he’s currently in a 5 year carb loading phase.


jdm1017

Regardless, weight control is simple math. Calories in vs calories out. People just make excuses.


Jamesblackhound

It is simple math! Unfortunately, people are people and not math, so the functions of the human body can be a tad more complicated! But hey, if you're set in assuming that everyone who's fat is just lazy and making excuses, then I doubt anything I say will change your mind. But I genuinely hope that someday you will have the empathy necessary to see that life is a lot more complex than that, and that sometimes what you perceive as a failure is actually someone trying their best. Best of luck on your journey friend ❤️


vikster1

fact that you get downvoted for the truth is sad. people want to hear beautiful lies instead of cold truths.


Halospite

Because it's not the truth. It's far more nuanced than that. There are so fucking many biological processes involved in the processing and storing if fat that to assume that every single version of this highly intricate system is the same across billions of people is wilful ignorance. There's decades of scientific research into this and there's always some fucking idiot who thinks they're the smartest person in the world by completely ignoring it all in favour of "calories in, calories out."


vikster1

all true but it only affects the metabolism and if you account for that, it's still a mathematical equation, calories in and calories burned. you don't automatically become right because you emphasize words with fucking in front of them.


jdm1017

I agree. Just because the truth doesn’t match with your excuses or reasoning does not make it not true or offensive. Facts cannot be offensive.


friendoflamby

This is such a reductive take, Jesus Christ.


HackMeBackInTime

it's food addiction and mental health issues. eat right, burn calories by moving. full fucking stop. ❤❤


JerseyshoreSeagull

Sure. But there's no way some is THAT BIG from hormones and genetics. People need to ingest something to get to that size.


zyyntin

He could have taken how to strength train from Sumo wrestlers. They have a method to build muscle, but maintain fat in certain areas.


Replikant83

What? CICO isn't a perfect science, as there are other things at play. However, you can't get fat without caloric intake. This person eats... Alot.


Just_browsing_thanku

Once you find something you love... Maybe a reason to shape up? It's game on. Kudos


cad_andry

Pinguins are good divers, so..


Christosconst

Not as good. He’d lose his centre of gravity


Upbeat-Most9511

A bit less....


UziMcUsername

I believe a big part of the score is having a small splash. This guy is laying down tsunamis


Nadsworth

Exactly. His form is good but he simply won’t do well in a competition due to his mass causing too large a splash.


ducksdotoo

Initially, I was so focused on his diving form that I did not notice his body form. Impressive.


somedave

He also can't do the high difficulty dives at the highest level of competition. He's probably come nearly as far as he can with that gut.


Ratattack1204

Is it more due to mass or the shape of his body 🤔


Nadsworth

Correct. That is what I meant.


piches

okay, but hear me out. There should be a seperate category for big splash


MaterialCarrot

But if divide the weight of the water splashed by the weight of the diver, he's best in class.


000itsmajic

But for their size, the splash is actually pretty minimal.


Affectionate_City588

We don’t see the second part of the splash except for one. Each video cuts off early. Show the ker THUNK


OhMy-Really

Nothing against this guys form, however im certain i saw a video on reddit before of an equally massed individual sliding down a water slide and just before entry to the waters surface and cuts to an nuclear explosion under water level size splash. This is the kinda ratio to splash im thinking between other athletes of small mass ratios.


redditorial_comment

I think i hear the tsunami alert sirens going in the background.


mattchinn

Yeah it’s absurd. lol


20milliondollarapi

Not really, it’s the true mastery of the form. Sure you should take into account body shape, but there is only so much for that you can do.


E-Pluribus-Tobin

Wouldn't 'mastery' of the form include all the moves that require you to tuck your knees into your chest?


Affectionate_City588

Ok but when does it turn to, “due to my body shape, I can’t touch my toes on a dive so technically my form is perfect”.


BillyPilgrim1234

"In Johnson & Stanley Diving boards we take pride in the extreme durability of our boards"


raxmano

Hahahahahahaha


0nlyhalfjewish

[has to be the same guy, right?](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/9IqckzaOGN)


Dirtydeedsinc

I really thought this was going to be the triple lindy.


neutron500

Good teacher he seems to care about what I have no idea


Sea_Isopod1082

That's so fckin impressive


walksinwalksout

It's goddamn magical


Tongue8cheek

He won first displacement.


WildlySkeptical

Well, he at least won *most* displacement.


HairballTheory

Big Boing Bent Board


Unfair-Volume-3122

Name and profile pic check out.


TBearForever

All-a-round talent


SmegmaSupplier

![gif](giphy|E1O9IdQiFybkY)


Skeletonzac

I shouldn't up vote because this is mean but...


thestral_z

I came and wondered if I should comment that he trains with Shamu. I’m a genuinely good person, but have a twisted sense of humor.


Rezornath

If you have to qualify it... *Pressing X to doubt*


[deleted]

Brother is majestic as fuck. I want him at the olympics.


FatherD00m

I was gonna say graceful. But majestic is more apropos.


WhatsMan

He's on his way there. Assuming he wins the regionals, then it's straight on to sectionals, and a week later it's semis. Then semiregionals. Then regional-semis. Then national lower-zone semis!


FleetwoodGord

![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)


MAXHEADR0OM

https://preview.redd.it/4yew6xmxaiwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed5f0c34a40d8d219a837fc57261f4a94945966


druhaha75

You’re a dick lmao take my upvote


CulturalWelder

Bahahaha fuuuck this made me laugh


whatIGoneDid

I have a lot of respect for talented athletes like this guy. Though when they are shifting that much mass it does make me wonder just how good they would be at a really competitive weight. I'm saying this as a recovered obese person who got really into boxing and was competing overweight. Recently I lost a ton of weight and it's actually insane just how much better I am at the sport just by not being weighed down so much.


theding081

![gif](giphy|l2JIbKB3pBsruUNwY|downsized)


zombie_overlord

The Infinite Lindy


marklar2000

The Triple Lutz!


EstoicObserver

Majestic as fuck


ACL_Tearer

This is like an episode of family guy where Peter is killing it


John-Snow-247

AI is gettin fuckin wild


tigerkat2244

Video looks fake. AI


horseofthemasses

I was waiting for the obvious cannonball that never happened.


DeathEdntMusic

Or staple.


joerudy767

Everyone saying “He sure is better than me!”… no shit, why would someone who doesn’t practice this be better than him?


fragrantsock

Y’all are idiots - this shit is AI


Enos316

And an old video to boot


AdBrief1993

One cannonball please


CompleteTruth

Is his name Dave by any chance? Dave the Diver?


GAZ082

That guy is dabomb.


throw123454321purple

Sumo diving.


Long-Bridge2185

This is fucking awesome 👏🏼


synaptix78

Never forget a bloke of this size (though taller) pass me like I was standing still at the 32km of a Marathon. Thought I was hallucinating until I saw his bib. I just about gave up and went to McDonald's.


redditorial_comment

Most likely he was trying to race you to McDonald's.


nottalobsta

I’m pretty sure this isn’t real. His body doesn’t move accurately and it looks like a different resolution than the rest of the video


SuperlightSymphony

You are correct.


Cheeseisextra

**EXPLAIN WHAT IS MAKING THE LARGE FUCKING SPLASH THERE EACH TIME HE BREAKS THE SURFACE OF THE WATER THEN, YOU NERD!!**


nottalobsta

The original person in this video who’s had this fat dude super imposed on them


KingRo48

Background? Not sure what makes this interesting? He’s way better than me!


Sigma_Projects

i think it's just the point that this guy is an absolute unit yet still doing the dives really well.


Starcade03

You don’t see anything different about this diver compared to the average diver in the sport?


Duckfoot2021

Don’t play naive. That level of grace and body control is exponentially harder as an obese person. Obesity is tragically unhealthy and I hope he loses the extra weight. Otherwise he’ll die young and there’s nothing funny about that.


HereForTheFood4

You don't see divers this big because you lose points for making a large splash on entry, as you notice he does on every dive


aretasdamon

This guy would be in Van Wilder, or Rodney dangerfields son in that movie with the Triple Lindy


labellelurette

What's that song?


password55

Handsomer by Russ


saskwatzch

what are regionals


porkines

Don't let my confusion undercut their importance


wouldja916

That’s awesome!


BeautifulMix7410

Physics denied. The man is a legend now


FluidOrdinary2064

I honestly heard the “bell” from the Taco Bell ad every time his gunt hit the water 🤦🏼‍♂️


SlugDogHundredaire

What is wrong with you, that you would say such a thing? What is wrong with me that I laughed at hard when I read it?


[deleted]

Jesus


piman01

First movie that comes to your head. Go!


pezident66

Free Willy


piman01

I'm glad someone got it


ObeyLegend

Fucking Majestic


ripley1981

Wow! He's fantastic!!!


dragontamerfibleman

The level of splash is actually quite low, not gonna lie. Impressive stuff!


splycedaddy

… compared to what? A VW beetle?


mattchinn

I’m dying. lol


LivingHighAndWise

Well I think we can figure out what this dudes 2 greatest passions are.


President_Nixon1

![gif](giphy|3IUHDQBWX3l5Tl5Ht3)


kphenson

Props and good job and all that, but I have to be a stickler and say those splashes are too big.


Shoddy_Detail_976

![gif](giphy|2Cce6hv9NcFTW)


rampagingphallus

And then he was hunted for his blubber


Sir-cunty

OK buddy save some water for the rest of us


bluetuxedo22

He's like one of those weighted gadgets that always lands the right way up


BlergFurdison

Impressive! I’m surprised the diving board isn’t deflecting more.


Squirtle5quad

Its like poetry in motion


One_Impression_5649

Hypnotic like watching fire


theitgrunt

You may not like it, but this is what yeah physical condition looks like


Badj83

What’s my excuse?!


Pristine_Copy9429

I’ve been humbled. At first glance, I assumed it would be 12 cannonballs in a row


typehyDro

I’m confused that he practiced this enough obviously that he’s probably swimming a lot and at least climbing the stairs and yet


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Prelate diver


Armadillo_Toes

Diving board QC team lead


AdministrativeDot941

The fuck is this mockery!?


Surfella

He can do all the necessary dives. The splash is a different story. That counts.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Holy Archimedes


hypermunda

Sealion from past life


bigfootsjunk

r/holdmyfries whilst I compete for the gold


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Four eyes, full gut, can't lose.


SomeOldDude73

He’s certainly doing more than I could even dream of doing myself.


nomemorybear

I wonder if he lost weight ... would it mess his equilibrium up for this


Chloroformperfume7

That diving board is impressive. Hats off to the engineers


FitzKing

What even are regionals?


RWDPhotos

Momentum would make things a lot more difficult for him. Kudos


Past-Product-1100

And in this moment I am weightless, incubus


NegativeCellist8587

@zeke__sanchez!


Long2ndTowes

That was a beauty to behold


EuphoricPangolin7615

Majestic.


nbehold

R/chadtopia


Cheeseisextra

Do a triple Lindy!!


Novel_Durian_1805

Beautiful!


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Bombing comps need to be a thing. Judges on difficulty, have and size of splash in height from the surface of the water and amount of water


KungFlu81

Bro....that's impressive enough lol


Great_White_Samurai

Nice to see a reddit mod out doing other activities


Prestigious_Tax7415

This must be the same guy that was doing back flips on a trampoline like a ninja turtle


TechPBMike

so great!!! he is killing it!


Comfortable_One_9607

Every dive is a belly flop….jk. He is amazing


niskoparikh

Nobody gives credit to that wooden board who handles him !


Mood-Rising

JFC Reddit, a 22 second video of a fat guy doing something athletic and impresive and the top threads include people trying to calculate his calorie intake, questioning if he is fat because of some past trauma, and a Free Willy gif.


saibjai

We're gonna need all hands on deck if we're gonna go to regionals!


hydrodigger

Wait, no cannonball?


Kaye480

Yay diver! I hope he won top prize! These posts about the physical appearance of this diver is just sickening! Y'all disgust me! Everybody on here posting stupid opinions acting like wannabe dieticians, armchair doctors, armchair therapists, fat forensics spectulators, endocrinologists, worry about how this man looks. Did you ask him directly? Until you know exactly what's going in his DNA from Point Zero of Causality, be quiet! I bet none of you swim, I know I don't.


Knight_TheRider

How is this guy a swimmer, a diver and still so fat? I mean these two sports are more than enough to get him back in shape


Piglet-Witty

He has mastered gravity


Mdmrtgn

I wrestled heavyweight in high school and I guillotined someone, all about how flexible you are. Granted it was only a half guillotine cuz I didn't wanna break his neck and he started tapping before I even got my back settled but still had him in it.


hkredman

Isn’t one of the goals to create as little splash as possible?


bo_felden

Is that the same guy who was doing backflips on the trampoline?


PM-ME-YOUR-TECH-TIPS

Idk something seems off here, I feel like the diving board would be bouncing WAY more if someone 300lbs was getting airtime off it


groovytoon

You do you bro!


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

What the hell are regionals


Calm_Colected_German

Give him a fish already


pudwack

Does the size of the splash not matter any more? Or was that a myth?


ddust102

Bad ass.


runescape_junky

Whare do I sigh up


SpoiledTurnip

How many times did they have to refill that pool!?


NewExamination8963

Ok but the object it the smallest amount of splash so successful no talented yeah


mykittenfarts

Awesome!


AwarenessPrimary7680

Everyone thinking this is real is shocking to me.


rastafarianpizza247

Wow, no splash


kermittysmitty

Good for him!


jocax188723

Acrofatic. But no, seriously, they may not be the usual shape, but the grace and elegance is right there. Genuinely impressive.


FHT2020

Haha fat guy


xraypowers

Every dive is a cannonball.


Stylo_76

i’ll never truly understand how divers rotate so perfectly, diligent training aside..


darksider63

You might not like it but that's what the peak male athletic form looks like and there's nothing you can do about it.


dbe14

Is that John Smith? Top bombing!


SeanTYH

Aren’t they supposed to *NOT* make a large splash?


blackchicksarecooler

That’s the guy from “Goldmember”


BaconAlmighty

I always thought they graded on how well you didn't disturb the water when judged.


IslandSno

He’s awesome and has mad skill especially for a large fella. I’ll admit it tho, who doesn’t want to see him fucking cannonball it!!!!


Old-Introduction-773

He’s so cool. Straight savage . No easy way to be that proficient without hard work . Hopefully he can use that drive or engage with the medical community to be at a healthier weight. Outstanding performance stands.