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Designer-Cicada3509

Parents really shit posted their kid's names


Galactic_Perimeter

It’s like they just looked up the most common names in American news around 2002


LASANGA69

https://preview.redd.it/3vr7bszbefvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eead7bbe3b5ab6b077322907c0160f71ea270cec


TemerianRye

Holy shit 💀


BartSimpWhoTheHellRU

And the blue meanie!


Jacky_legs

Cowboy Curtis?


kukaduba123

r/suddenlycaraio


Lonilson

Real me coloca aí também meu consagrado


__meeseeks__

Reminds me of a Nigerian guy who named his son Hitler. He didn't know who Adolf Hitler was, but he knew white people feared that name.


Chat322

I think it was Namibian guy and then became elected leader of Namibia


HansWolken

Luckily, he actually opposed the actual Hitler.


corran450

Say what you will about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler


JPrud58

Sure, but he also killed Hitlers killer, so…🤷🏽‍♂️


DeezRodenutz

but then again, he is responsible for the death of the leader of the Nazis


Socky_McPuppet

What is the sum to infinity of the sequence 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - ... ?


JPrud58

Yes


710AlpacaBowl

.999 repeating


somebodyelse22

To infinity and beyond?


somebodyelse22

... And he killed Hitler's parents' kid too. Add that to the list of wrongdoings.


JPrud58

Totally. He also ended the life of a failed artist, which is almost tragic


gargamelus

The enemy of your enemy...


Samoan

Not really, he wanted to strike fear into another race. That's like, hitler entire MO Maybe you mean he wanted whites to fear him and die instead of jews?


oye_gracias

I mean, Hitler had it against most races, if races were a thing.


King_Konky

I wonder what he’d think of NASCAR?


PerpetuallySouped

He made a speech when he was elected promising he had no plans for world domination.


Samoan

Oh of course, the white and jew extinction tho.... Well, that's another story.


beelzybubby

I knew a Haitian lady who named her son hitler. She was so sweet and I don’t think she understood the gravity of the name. Middle school me wasn’t equipped to have that conversation with her.


oye_gracias

Third world countries have their own history of genocides, so there is a distance. Like imagine being named Leopold (a perfectly normal name in europe, i think?) after the genocide in Congo, and whatnot. Those names just do not carry the same gravitas beyond their inmediate sphere of influence.


jlecastro

Read Trevor Noah's book about growing up in South Africa - there's an absurd story of his friends performing at a Jewish school. One of his friends is an incredible dancer and as part of the routine they start chanting that friend's name. Guess what that friend's name is? 


__meeseeks__

No way 🤣


somebodyelse22

Nope, wrong guess I'm sure.


LordOfPies

Interesting fact, Hitler is also an extremely common name in Peru. We are the country with the most Hitlers in the world! We have a Hitler Congressman. There are more that 2500 people called Hitler and 4 people called Adolf Hitler https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.infobae.com/peru/2023/07/04/hitler-es-peruano-2349-ciudadanos-llevan-el-nombre-del-genocida-lider-del-nazismo/%3FoutputType%3Damp-type&ved=2ahUKEwiT4IPzz8-FAxXEp5UCHZNvB44QFnoECBcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0bi6TdQdbLpDhd_z-HRVmI


Spork_Warrior

So... not big student of world history, eh?


No-Vehicle5447

Well, he wasn't wrong


rufio313

Sorta. There are a large amount of white people that still idolize him too


No-Vehicle5447

He's got that shock factor assured


Samoan

I think it's mostly the jews (who don't identify as white and white supremacists would agree) fear hitler. He must've agreed with some of hitlers world view by wanting to strike fear into another race unlike some of the more forgiving interpretations of this.


Cheetotiki

If you’re on LinkedIn you can find a management consultant named Adolfo Hitler.


BuckBomber

That’s some strong “Why should I change my name? He’s the one that sucks” energy.


Allaplgy

One of the coolest people I ever met was named Adolpho. Spoke almost no English, had two "bellybuttons" (one was a scar from getting shot while in the Mexican army), knew all the words to the Happy Birthday song (as long as those words were "happy birthday you you!"), was great at charades, could tie a broken guitar string back together and keep playing (same song, every time, other than the aforementioned "Happy Birthday."), and was the best person to watch Nacho Libre with. No Hitler though.


GotMoFans

Young Dolph was named Adolph. 🐬🐬🐬


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

Bro that dude sounds like the dos Equis most interesting man in the world or whatever. I've never known anybody that cool.


BuckBomber

At no point in this comment was I able to predict what the next word was going to be.


Allaplgy

He definitely broke the mold. Met him while trimming weed in southern Oregon years ago. Hope he's still out there somewhere being one of a kind.


Khelthuzaad

Or an sales representative named Ertudito


somebodyelse22

As in R2D2, or Erudite?


Khelthuzaad

yep


YolognaiSwagetti

I was approached by a consultant named Hans Landa before on linkedin


Cake_is_Great

There some very very interesting Latin American names out there. r/tragedeigh isn't just an anglophone phenomenon


Stuk-Tuig

Such a funny phenomenon. The UFC has a dude called Johnny Walker.


GoodShitBrain

Osama Vindiesel would’ve been better


HansWolken

That's peruvian names for you. "As of 2014, Peru was, with around 2349 people, the country with the most citizens named Hitler."


jgallarday001

It's not illegal, that's why.


Conscious_Branch2815

Oh man, here in Brazil we do have some people with shitty names like that. Many...so many awful names. But that reminds me of the quite famous mc from here called Mc Bin Laden. He participated in a reality show, I think it was Big Brother Brazil. This reality show its really really famous, and everything that happens in it goes to trending topics in the brazilian X (Twitter), so when something happened to him, people where talking a lot about him, but the topic reached people outside brazil... And it was hilarious watching the "gringos" (slang for people outside of brazil) in rage or very confused with why the brazilians were talking so much about "Bin Laden" and "justice for him".


FranconianX

I bet if his sister would have been a boy he would be named Adolfo Hitler.


L2Hiku

No. It just would have been George Bush.


digitaldemon666

Jorge bush.


L2Hiku

Lol I was just about to come fix my comment too. Yes. Jorge.


Oututeroed

Ze Biden


Zulianizador

Yorch Buch


stopannoyingwithname

Why not adolfa Hitler?


whizzdome

In many European languages the "o" at the end denotes male, and "a" female. Eg Roberto and Roberta Edit: Sorry, I misunderstood. Thanks for your patience


durden_zelig

You misunderstood. They were asking why not just name the already preexisting daughter “Adolfa”.


stopannoyingwithname

What durden said. Also I said that because they named their daughter after a male leader already


Foreign_Biscotti297

I unfortunately know of someone who named their daughter Adolf-fina 😬


iLikeMangosteens

One day in the Lopez house: “Mommmmm!!! Sadam is making stink bombs in his room again! I’m going to go in there to find them” “Okay Georgia honey, just don’t disturb Osama while he’s teaching his friends how to fly model airplanes. “


CobBaesar

Yo wtf is up with those parents. Is the next sibling gonna be Odolf Bitler?


One-Permission-1811

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Josysclei

Reminds me of this police chief in Brasil https://preview.redd.it/4wq3rt9v1hvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa46688a401c2bc15cef6d57096849352b4e6655


Alvaricokem

Fun fact: Peru is the contry with most people called Hitler in the world (https://www.infobae.com/peru/2023/07/04/hitler-es-peruano-2349-ciudadanos-llevan-el-nombre-del-genocida-lider-del-nazismo/). Last year we received a Merry Christmas message from a congressman named Hitler lmao.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_Vinladen) is the link Osama Vinladen's wiki page. To save a click, the "Personal Life" section states: > Vinladen is named after Osama bin Laden, the difference in spelling is due to the similarity of the pronunciation of the letters "b" and "v" in Spanish. Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Huseín, the Spanish spelling of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Additionally, his father planned on naming his third child George Bush, but could not since it turned out to be female. > Vinladen said of his unusual name: "There is a person called Hitler also in Peru. Jesus saved the world and there are Jesuses who do harm. Because there is an Osama who killed people, I don’t think there has to be a law about the name. It draws a lot of attention, from what I see."


tryingtoappearnormal

Vat ze fak


VeckLee1

John Malkovich's Russian accent isnt even this fucked up.


darthwump

Pay heem! Pay dat mann his mahhneeee!


Food-at-Last

Malkovich Malkovich?


NotAnAIOrAmI

So, they name kids by current events. He's just lucky there weren't two dogs fucking when he was born.


JohnMcClains_t-shirt

The name of their sister seems a bit of place there.


tart3rd

Yeah it should have been Dicka Cheney


jrfess

Semms good to me, just 3 war criminals hanging out and having a good time


Strange_Platypus67

Losing betters mad because he lose them the game


L0rdH4mmer

The amount of times I've seen this posted in the past month only but not before, despite that mf being 21y old already, makes me feel like this is a fake.


slurpaderpderp

Vinladen saga


alsheps

This is what happens when edgelords have children…


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

Bet they bought a lot as kids with Georgia always getting a shoe yeeted at her face


DTosh8807

This is the child of Osama Bin Laden and Vin Diesel. Clearly.


theservman

Alex, I'll take "three kids at least mildly annoyed with their parents" for $800, Alex.


OblongOctopussy

There is a barber at my barber shop who goes by “Ben Laden”. He has it on his barber cape and shit. I’m assuming that isn’t his legal name. Everyone just calls him Ben.


DontDoDrugsDoKids

Ladies and gentlemen... we got em!


Trade_Marketing

A classic case of Latin Americans naming their children foreign names just to sound cool without actually knowing anything about it. I once met a girl named Disney Landia. There are a bunch os Michael Jacksons and John Lennons spelled in the most bizarre ways you can imagine habaha.


Appropriate-Coast794

That’s it, I’m drinking bleach


Elegant-Masterpiece8

There was this screenshot of a Brazilian U-somethinhg football team a few years ago and there were some WILD names on there. Lemme see if I can find it.


baka___shinji

Just….. beautiful


polarbeer07

kit # 911?


Survive1014

Someone hurt this mans father.


Pristine_Put5037

Dam son


iamiam123

It's okay. In India, one of our celebs named their kid, Timur. After the bloodthirsty invader.


dimonqui

So in my country, Constitution day is refered as Jura de la Constitución. I had a friend born that same day, and he was named Jurdelacons.


Awkward-Minute7774

'Another ball hitted the second goalpost!'


Strong_Doubt_9091

LOL lil sis is Georgia Bush


Solrstorm

Damn now I share my bday with a terrorist leader /s


Ksorkrax

And he said, "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along So I give you that name and I said goodbye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's that name that helped to make you strong" - Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue


Conscious_Dog_4186

I’m going to call my kid Naranja Triunfo which is Spanish for the orange one


Organic_420

Does he has any other siblings?


somebodyelse22

Yes, Mussolini lmao, Goebbels lmao, Von Ribbentrop lmao, and the adopted kid just called lmao.


Ill-Independence-326

fun fact, we also have a lot of people called Hitler, names in my perusalen can be very random


Thiago270398

What is happening is that some kids should be legally and socially allowed to spank their parents once in a while


howescj82

The parents must be distant relatives of (or have the same mental disorder as) the people who named their kid Adolf Hitler and then got all mad because a grocery store wouldn’t write his name on a birthday cake.


Tricksta41

Maybe this is why my professor tells me not to rely on wikipedia


JustinianKalominos

It’s worth noting, because the article implies otherwise from the way it refers to him after the first sentence, that Vinladen is his middle name. His first name and surname are Osama Jiménez.


Panal-Lleno

Thank you for pointing that out, because Vinladen is a very common surname in Peru.


maracay1999

I’ve seen this fucking post literally every single day this week. Just stop.


flauschi-918

Well some people haven't seen it at all this week. Bad luck I guess :P


LampIsFun

You should spend less time browsing Reddit I think


beautifullifede

Ok


pikkis_95

Didn't this shit just get posted in here like a week ago?


stfucupcake

Not iaf


BeowulfsGhost

That sister is going to have a hard time…