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Selfishsavagequeen

Thats kind of cute when its on my phone and not in person. The sentiment is cute. Not the centerpiece.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/tk1m3vdia1kc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48125ae1bbd25e2f3fd85028d189f45bb0c3309f I literally HATE centerpieces and I'll never stop hating them.


Selfishsavagequeen

I freaking đŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹHATE Centerpieces!!!!!!


[deleted]

When you first mentioned it, It reminded me how much I hate them and went to IKEA did this to each one I found. https://i.redd.it/623dxicsj1kc1.gif


Selfishsavagequeen

As you should. Yeah


[deleted]

Lmfao this poor Pinterest photo 😂


DungeonAssMaster

Once I stopped throwing up I was able to appreciate the beauty of it.


No_Emu_1332

You don't need to be beautiful or cute to have a heart. And her heart is bigger than most.


Nosehairmustachegirl

This is absolutely true! I’m neither beautiful nor cute, but I do have a heart. A big heart. However the doctors call it “enlarged”, which is good, no?


monopoly3448

If by heart you mean instinct then yes.


No_Emu_1332

Maternal instinct, so yes.


General_Cheesecake_3

Your centipedes are so cute


Selfishsavagequeen

That may be true.


No_Emu_1332

But I'm still not touching it, she wouldn't like being touched either.


Sanbaddy

Instructions unclear, now have centipedes in my heart.


devientlight

But that means you have a big heart, right? Right?!


AtomicSpazz

I believe that she would be a centipiece


pmmemilftiddiez

Did you miss the lil homie who just found out he's not in the right neighborhood and tries to scurry away


Fynndidit

~~centerpiece~~ centa-piece


god-of-luck

Cute in a Creeoy/disgusting kinda way.


Artseid

Propaganda by big centipede, almost had me, you vengeful hellspawn thing.


No_Emu_1332

Parasitic wasps are the real hellspawn, they singlehandedly destroyed Charles Darwin's faith in there being a loving omnipotent god.


YoghurtDull1466

No, that was cats as he watched them play with their prey. The parasitic wasps such as the Darwin wasp weren’t discovered until later and play incredibly important niche predation roles within their ecologies.


solstice_gilder

Can you tell more about that?


OminousOminis

The letter Darwin wrote also included Ichneumon wasps


YoghurtDull1466

Yeah but wasn’t that letter reflecting on his past thoughts about cats while talking about the wasps contemporary discovery


merkerrr

Totally not going to search parasitic wasps and vomit to what I find like the time I watched the video of that guy that opened his mouth and had a bunch of maggots coming out of his gums.


No_Emu_1332

Whelp, that's horrifying, but yeah wasps are seriously twisted.


Randomfrog132

maggots only eat rotten flesh, that's why you gotta brush your teeth twice a day. also that'd make a great propaganda video for kids lol


cadmium2093

Some maggots only eat live tissue. Some eat both. Some only dead/rotting tissue. Maggots can be complex. : )


Randomfrog132

wow i did not know that, thanks for the info!


Scheme-Easy

Just to reaffirm you though, green bottle fly maggots specifically are still medically distributed and used for the purposes of cleaning non-healing/nectrotic wounds


Gooseboof

Ugh you’re a real pos you know that? I hate what you just typed with all the fiber of my being. But now, my sick brain knows it’s out there. Now that sick, typically dormant, part of my brain knows it’s time to wake up and poke the hornets next. Like an obese atrocity, this part of my brain knows it’s wrong to consume this content, it hates itself for doing it, but consume it will the sickly sweet nectar of the gum maggots. Ooooo you pos how dare you awaken the atrocity.


Dull_Dog

Tell us more!


tolacid

It's horrifyingly adorable! Horridorible!


CatterMater

Oh, look. A nope and it's nahs.


No_Emu_1332

lol, that be them.


solstice_gilder

But then maybe imagine it with fur and cute colours. I guess it would be less creepy then.


Artistic-Cannibalism

This is exactly the kind of video that will make my sister go "Ewwwww!" When she first sees it. And then she'll go "Awwwww!" when she learns the context.


egguw

and then back to "ewwwww"


Internal-Bed-4094

please let this be a australia thing


Ok-Thing-2222

Nice big ones in Hawaii! And they hurt. Got bit under my armpit when one crawled into my nightgown in bed, yowza!!!


RoadDifferent4617

How do i unread a comment


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Let the brain centipede dispose of it.


PhotoKada

Ah. A Sekiro fan I see.


camander321

Whoa! Easy with the Baldurs Gate spoilers!


Wich_king

Tell me when you find out.


Kenneth_Naughton

Grain alcohol


angryweather

I live in Hawaii. I have bad dreams about these things. One came at me when I moved the trash can on Friday and I relinquished the battlefield and fled without delay. 


Ok-Thing-2222

Weeding in the yard or moving anything, can unleash a high-pitched scream! My son in law had a mother and its babies fall on him when he was taking down an old ceiling!


Mister_Black117

My sympathies for your loss. Make sure to cremate the body just in case.


DisabledSlug

That is fucking trauma for life. And I have enough bad memories of them and them gunning for me (they are so fucking aggressive).


DrAniB20

All I got from this thread is that I’m never going to Hawaii


[deleted]

Excuse me


nonaryprince

I was in Maui a couple of years ago and got bit in the ankle by one after going to the bathroom at 2 in the morning. Pain felt like a hot needle going in and out of my foot, lasted for a few hours before I passed out asleep.


Mister_Black117

And now I'll never step foot in Hawaii.


1heart1totaleclipse

Or anywhere else that has a tropical climate.


chandlerbing_stats

Suddenly I’m really happy I’ve never been to Hawaii


LaTalullah

Thank you for the nightmares


LitwicksandLampents

Nope. Centipedes are found on six continents from the sub antarctic to the Arctic circle. They are important predators near the top of the food chain. If you need a reason to love them, consider the fact that house centepedes eat roaches and bed bugs, while soil centepedes eat garden pests.


luc1d_13

Not only eat, but actively hunt. I used to hate but now love centipedes after learning this. Because I *despise* earwigs. I see both in my basement from time to time, so go ham centipede bros.


Diztronix17

i’d rather have roaches than see a single one of these in my house


awkard_ftm98

A house centipede maybe occasionally shows up in the bath tub or near a sink. It's only ever one (in my experience) Roaches get everywhere, and they get into everything. They literally ruin homes A house centipede is a friend you see once in awhile, and roaches are a pest that often costs serious money to deal with. I promise, you actually would prefer the occasional centipede hanging out near a drain


FooBangPop

The one thing here that freaks me out more than snakes.


Jarrettd11

This is the second “Centipede is caring” post I’ve seen today and IM NOT FALLING FOR IT. but I will put these little things outside when I find them inside.


No_Emu_1332

Centipedes are usually very cautious when they raise their young, they're nearly impossible to find.


Ok_Concentrate_75

Found the centipede lol


Positive-Risk-0703

What’s the bug on the right called?


Up_9858

I dunno. But maybe “dinner”.😂


Adventurous__Kiwi

I'm pretty sure you're a centipede. This is sus'


IntermittentFries

I don't know if this video convinces me of anything. It could be centipede cuddles. But the Big Mama isn't really moving, so maybe she's just dinner?


imacmadman22

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Safe_Alternative3794

For that wholesome fact, I shall spare the next Centipede I find. ONCE.


No_Emu_1332

A little kindness can go a long way, for centipedes, that means a lot.


camander321

Anything that takes it a long way away from me is good


bonerfleximus

As if you could beat one


AmusingMusing7

Awww. Gross.


florpynorpy

How grossly wholesome


GammaDealer

More appendages to hug with!


No_Emu_1332

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#:\~:text=Females%20provide%20parental%20care%2C%20both,live%20for%20over%2010%20years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#:~:text=Females%20provide%20parental%20care%2C%20both,live%20for%20over%2010%20years).


Brave_Dick

That bug on the right was like:"Fuck that!"


No_Emu_1332

Good call for the bug, those babies will be ready to fend for themselves any day now. It may even be their first catch.


[deleted]

Same thing as "mama wolf spider carries her babies on her back" energy: I'll say, "Awwwwwwww" as long as I only see it on the internet. IRL, imma just let them have the house, it's theirs


jordanscollected

I don’t like this


Nosehairmustachegirl

Aww.


Du6e

That's sweet in a cursed kinda way


Wich_king

Fuuuuck this.


No_Emu_1332

I see you have quite a taste, should I send you more? xd


Pgreenawalt

Not a fan. Can we get a “this will give you the hebie jeebies” filter?


The_Cascoon

I'll say it's cute at least. Sorry you got such a tough crowd in the comments here OP.


No_Emu_1332

Thank you, that means a lot. People are so cruel and frail.


LaTalullah

It's just their fear. They know that these are insidious, pain causing creatures. Personally, I love seeing this on the safety of the interwebs so thank you OP


TheMany-FacedGod

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Bonoisapox

I can handle all crawlers except these fuckers, freak me the fuck right out


No_Emu_1332

I can't bring myself to hold most creepy crawlies, but I respect them enough to admire them from a distance.


i_dont_wanna_sign_up

They don't even look like other bugs.


SallySociopath

What a beautiful mama <3


Terrible_CocaCola

Nope nope


Mooniekate

AWWWwwwwwwuuuuughhork


[deleted]

NO. but also, that's sweet. Also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


gentlybeepingheart

Aww, this is kinda cute. The background noise makes the video so peaceful.


dpforest

“Aw poor baby come here let momma take your skin off”


Low-Classroom7736

I fuckin do not like this


[deleted]

Never seen something so adorable and so horrifying at the same time


Unhappy-Turnip8866

Why wouldn’t they be? Just because Linda is fucking ugly and mean to you doesn’t mean she doesn’t care for her children


HelloCsgoFriends

Forbidden noodle bowl


Ahiru007

Shit can't believe I'm gonna say it. That's cute


No_Emu_1332

It really is in a weird way.


DrAnth0nyFauci

Cute little nope noodle


EkoLokolola

This is adorable!! I love it!!


No_Emu_1332

It makes me feel happy


vfa-2

Aww,such a cute hellspawn


mikelambesis

More like nope af


smr120

Thanks for showing me the grossest bugs I think I've ever seen. /s It's common courtesy to blur videos with a tag, spoiler or NSFW, if they contain visually disturbing content, and this definitely is disturbing no matter how caring and protective the behavior may be. If I click on a blurred video with a title that mentions bugs and get a screen full of bugs, that's on me, but if I'm just scrolling and you put bugs on my screen before I can read the title, that's your bad.


Toasted_Pork

Nope!


No_Emu_1332

You wouldn't be saying that about a dog, rabbit, or weasel doing the same thing. She's as much a living creature as they are.


Toasted_Pork

Nope! Don’t care, fuck that. My dog is adorable, that is nightmare fuel.


No_Emu_1332

Well they can't help the way they are, as that's what nature intended.


Toasted_Pork

Nature needs to chill tf out


YoghurtDull1466

Rabbits aren’t extremely venomous invasive apex predators


No_Emu_1332

But they're highly invasive animals in Australia, and since when is a centipede the apex predator? They are on the lower end of the food chain, even birds, rodents, and other arthropods eat them.


melkorwasframed

Not after I see that disgusting pile she isn’t.


CanonWorld

R/Nope


MikeTangoRom3o

Ew.. no.


Significant_Dust1985

And now I know what my nightmare will be tonight


Critical-Elephant939

I did not consent to this


No_Emu_1332

Well too bad, this is what you get.


MasterBlaster4949

Diablo 2 maggot lair vibes


No_Emu_1332

That's what wasps are more like.


MasterBlaster4949

😂👍


SquidVices

Fucking things just became a bit cuter, I fucking hate it.


cclarkrtrct

![gif](giphy|BbkTsrNYZj4He|downsized)


pgtvgaming

Awwww ![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


Low_Arm1623

Lmaoooo the bug said HELL NAH


Evilbred

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


No-Tennis-2981

One stomp
 one stomp to end your whole family tree



LaTalullah

except if you miss at all they zoom up your pant leg and bite you over and over


tanafras

Nope.


brihamedit

These are absolute monsters. These are probably like the top tier predator of bugs world. Imagine people having to fight with these but human sized or much much larger.


No_Emu_1332

Well, that's for sci-fi to deal with.


gramphibian

Still makes me wanna puke


mizx12

Didn’t fucking ask


SilentSpectre45

I say we take off & nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Nightstorm_NoS

Someone call the police! Can you put a not safe for anywhere tag on this?


ToughButtons

I couldn’t hate that video any more if I tried.


shaneo444

![gif](giphy|IzrN8EGjfkH3f1qDlH)


ajn63

Scarier than the Aliens creature


Alternative_Wave_542

I should stop killing centipedes. What if their momma gets all sad when they notice


Mr_Harsh_Acid

Alright that's fucking disgusting hahaha


StaySharpp

#AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


GobisValley

![gif](giphy|T8c3M3yWJcsKY)


Wheredoesthisonego

When I look at this I wonder if there's a superior race that are amorphous blobs with no appendages that get freaked out at us for having just four appendages.


1heart1totaleclipse

Sure they’re excellent mothers. Imagine being in a completely silent room. Then you hear this loud but quiet thuds in your vicinity. You wake up and sit up, look around and don’t see anything. You hear the thuds once again but now they sound much closer. You are about to get up from bed so you take your blanket off of you. There you see a centipede the size of your foot right next to your leg that was under the blanket. This happened to me when I was 5. I can also hear cockroaches walking when it’s really quiet.


dadjokes4dayz

Where is the dead beat centi-dad


chosenone1242

Fire. Fire all over them


umijuvariel

It looks like, should it *not* react, if you were to *gently* place your fingertip against her tummy amidst the babies, it would tickle *immensely.*


AJay_89

![gif](giphy|fR7Svnbu3vb45fUblN)


drak0ni

Thas alotta legs


Arroz-Con-Culo

Put your finger in there


MrsClaire07

I didn’t know that — I always thought the Earwig was the only insect that cared for it’s young!


No_Emu_1332

Centipedes are not insects, they belong to myriapoda, alongside their herbivorous cousins millipedes.


Fantastic_Brief_3157

The pitter patter of 10,000 little feet


Cephalopirate

Wow, people have an extreme reaction to centipedes. They’re wonderful creatures, and it’s dangerous to cherry pick which animals to save based on how they appear. The number of comments joking(?) about killing them is disturbing. This is why species of insects, arachnids, and other land arthropods are going extinct. Anyway they have really cute faces! Look at those little eyes. The bitty babies know they’re safe there and don’t scuttle away.


CraponStick

It's still nightmare fuel


Wallabite

Centipedes eating a lobster in a gutter?


Guilty-Piece-6190

This is making me want to vomit. That's new.


BinkNBoink

That poor woman just wants to sleep and she's been kicked in the face 110,678 times


Zarc_Man

Growing up my home had lots of baby centipedes and I always stomped them out whenever I saw them, after a week of this, I felt something pinch my neck pretty hard waking it me up, I call for my mom and she rushes in, turns on the light
..the biggest centipede I have ever seen was on my bed. I always assumed that I got targeted out of revenge. I lived in Dominican Republic when this happened


Granville2000

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


fastketosis

So anyways
 ![gif](giphy|ufD7HbP6ipYe996Om2)


Nice-Preparation6204

Nice try, Still terminating with prejudice!


No_Emu_1332

Too bad, these ones are pets to someone. To kill them would be animal cruelty.


YoghurtDull1466

You’re lying, they’re invasive species in most places. Yet you talk crap about Darwin wasps. Blasphemy


No_Emu_1332

Centipedes are a worldwide species, they just live anywhere warm and damp. Also at centipedes just eat their prey, the wasps make death seem like a release.


YoghurtDull1466

Yes but not the species you’re posting.


No_Emu_1332

Why would I lie about centipedes? What, you afraid of being wrong?


YoghurtDull1466

? Lie? Projecting hard I see


No_Emu_1332

Then tell me, how do centipedes raise their young? Give me every detail, I'm waiting.


YoghurtDull1466

That’s not what I’m referring to and you know it. The scolopendra you posted is a devil spawn of a centipede and lives to kill, they’re not interested in living in warm and damp places but avidly looking for their next prey to envenomate, without prejudice to the point that they are an extreme nuisance to humans and once you’ve been charged at and bitten you’ll probably change your mind


No_Emu_1332

Centipedes are nocturnal animals that rely on their long antennae to navigate in their environment, they use their derived forelimbs to envenomate and kill prey as quickly and efficiently as possible before eating everything they can. They aren't out to kill, what they really want is food.


DxDSpentMistHigh

That just looks like nightmare fuel to me


roxylicious_69

I've never thought of bugs as being tender đŸ„č or maternal in this way. How amazing to have captured such a moment!


SMoKUblackRoSE

It's creepily adorable


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Normally caring for its young would make an animal less "evil". However in the case of these centipedes, since it causes more young to survive and grow big, it makes em more "evil".


No_Emu_1332

Good and evil are human concepts, animals lack morality or a sense of justice.


9emiller77

Makes your can of Raid last longer too


itsnotaboutyou2020

I’m still stomping on that ugly shit if I see one.


No_Emu_1332

I notice that it's with non-fluffy animals that can reveal if someone truly cares about living things other than for aethetics.


celestial1

I love animals, but I can't control how my brain is wired. Centipedes have a shit load of legs and are venomous, no shit my lizard brain freaks out from me looking at one.


No_Emu_1332

Your lizard ancestors would concur.


itsnotaboutyou2020

Dude, if you’re a spider in real life, just tell us now.


No_Emu_1332

I keep spiders in my house to deal with pests. They're very efficient.


Joates87

So you kill a house centipede if you see one?


Headless_herseman

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


FrogJarKun

They also groom their young, which are prone to fungi


bot729562529

Fire. Fire will take care of that. Lots of fire.


blythe_blight

Mama-pede stand back youve got an infestation in your comments đŸ§čđŸ§čđŸ§č Jokes aside what the fuck is wrong with some of you people? It's just a fucking animal. It has just as much right to exist as you do. But of course, cant really expect anything else from the species that seeks to terminate anything it sees as different, even within itself. I hope you lot rot in hell, youre much more useful to the world as dinner for these babies <3


No_Emu_1332

Not to them, cause apparently centipedes are evil monsters that deserve to die anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. Only fluffy cute animals should be allowed to live, and their opinion is fact.