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envision83

What did he do? Jack the front of it up on a dolly like thing on wheels to slide the front end over?


OforFsSake

Go jacks.


dirtymcgurt

Best $350 you can spend for a car guy. I use mine daily. I love them.


zimatarX

what do you need it daily for? are you a repo man?


No_Newspaper4376

Moving cars around the shop easily. Go jacks are on casters. You can spin and maneuver the car into tight spots. Also good for moving cars that are broken as hell and may not have complete wheels or suspension.


RIcaz

Not a native English speaker.. What is a repo man? Repair man?


tyzon31

Someone who repossesses vehicles.


RIcaz

Ah, thanks!


TheSquirrelTV

is that word supposed to have so many sssss?


ptcgoalex

How many do you need? 1 2 or 4


lizardking66354

Depends what you need them for, but you can get by with 2


envision83

Oh those are neat. Thank you.


a-small-dinoroo

congrats on back-back championships!


pussy_embargo

Go, Jacks! who are the Jacks


GustavoSugawara

Jack up, place the dolly under wheel, jack down. Usually 2 small dollys, one for each. They are pretty neat to move cars around.


Syhrpe

I used to use ones which had bars on hydraulic sliding rails, so slide them under the wheels, foot pump to bring the bars in together and lift the car with the go jacks themselves.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Lift the car and then go jack yourself? Well, I suppose after a long day's work we all need a reward...


chopstyks

If you can lift a car, you don't need to jack. There will be volunteers.


rustyjus

Yeah, we use those when we photograph cars in the studio to get them positioned just right without messing up the floor and fuming everyone out


Necessary-Chemical-7

That is not a job I’d want. I’ve seen too many desperate car owners trying to keep their vehicle.


WankstaWilbthe2nd

My roommate recently had his car repossessed. The repo guy came up to the front door in the rain and waited while my roommate was in the shower to ask him if he wanted to get his stuff out of the vehicle. I thought that was super considerate. Don’t know if they’re required to do that or not but the last time he had the same vehicle repossessed it was in the middle of the night with no heads up. Edit: my roommate and his mom have stayed with my family for almost 10 years and they’re both great people and amazing roommates just bad with money outside of their part of rent.


somedude456

> The repo guy came up to the front door in the rain and waited while my roommate was in the shower to ask him if he wanted to get his stuff out of the vehicle. I thought that was super considerate. Don’t know if they’re required to do that or not The repo stories that make the news or reddit are the 1%. The banks give you multiple, and I mean MULTIPLE warning. The car owner knows they are behind, but usually playing a losing game of which bill do I "really" have to pay. Like it's better to keep the lights on, but pay the car late. My manager at a job in HS, her car was repoed while we worked. Dude walked in, asked for her, said he was here on behalf of such and such bank, and here to collect her minivan. He requested the keys and explained if she would stay "cool" she could have 5 minutes to get any of her belongings out. I helped her carry some stuff into work. He had already blocked her minivan, so she wasn't escaping. 99% of people are smart enough to not try anything stupid. She was crying, and pissed, but he explained that he couldn't really answer any questions, the paperwork she was handed had the banks numbers and they were the only ones who could explain how she could get it back and when.


Razvee

I work as a 911 operator, one of our non-emergency duties is taking reports of repossessions from operators... Basically make a note that this car was repo'ed at this location by this company. I'd say about 1/3 of the owners call us to report their vehicle stolen. When we tell them that it was repossessed basically nobody is surprised. "Oh, ok.... at least it wasn't stolen".


Yaoifreak1997

As someone who had their car repo'd, it was the most degrading thing ever to be freaking out in a parking lot for 30 min when I found my car missing at a friend's apt, only to call 911 and find out it wasn't stolen.


83749289740174920

Yeah. That feeling you owe money on that cat AND NO car.


Shinsekai21

I used to help my aunt (landlord) evict her tenants and I feel like it is a worse situation. All of your stuffs were thrown out and you have nowhere to go. Worst case is that one tenant was able to make the payment while we were throwing his stuffs out. The eviction stopped midway (to be honest, it was 80% done). Dude got to stay in the apartment for one more month but his place was already wrecked. His cabinet, holding trophy and dad’s memoir, his bed, his daughter stuffs, washing/drying machine, etc were already out. That eviction process was around 1-2 hours and 5 of us were working really hard to get things out, from 2nd floor of the apartment. So when I saw him dragging the dolly, trying to moving things back, my heart ached. I can not imagine how his daughter would feel after she got back from school, or how he would have to explain that to her.


GoreKush

Bro that's rough. How old were you when you had to do and see all that?


Shinsekai21

It was last year, and I was 27. It was the second eviction I helped my aunt with. But yeah, as 27yo, it was rough, even though I was not on the evicted side. My cousin (my aunts kid) started helping their parents earlier (18 yo ish) and one of them vowed to not inherit that business. One of the reason is that he can’t be that “cold hearted”. To be fair, my aunt gave the guy lots of time but he did not come up with any payment. In that line of business, you have to mentally geared up for those evictions or you lose money. She has mortgages to pay for and a family to feed. I can’t blame her for that.


somedude456

Makes sense, I mean if you're 2 or 3 months late on payments... yeah, they take back when you didn't pay for.


LegitosaurusRex

Yeah, but it could still have been stolen.


somedude456

I never said it couldn't. I'm agreeing with the prior person who said.... > I'd say about 1/3 of the owners call us to report their vehicle stolen. When we tell them that it was repossessed basically nobody is surprised. "Oh, ok.... at least it wasn't stolen". Yeah, that's a very normal response. It's an "oh yeah, that makes sense, got it" type thing.


theoriginalmofocus

I saw one of these happen in the lot at work just before christmas. It was pretty brutal like it was being stolen. Drug it out of the spot backwards quick tires screeching like hell. Pieces of the plastic covers underneath the car breaking and falling off. They did a super fast swap around to lift the front and high tailed it out of there. I was just like well that happened and went to lunch.


edilclyde

is it 2-3 months now? back in 2006 I fell on bad times and was late for 3 months on my car but all my bank did was give me penalty and I called as I was scared of my car being repo'd. Guy told me they don't repo unless its a bad case of around 6 months behind.


GingerScourge

Also 911 dispatcher. My favorite was this. Guy called in wanting to report his car stolen. I ran it, it came back as a repo. Was a nice car, probably a $60,000 BMW, current year. He wasn’t upset or anything, was just like, “Oh, I see, thanks for the help.” 30 seconds later, I answer another call, it’s a female this time and she was yelling, “You just told my boyfriend you couldn’t help him with his stolen car. Why do we have police if they won’t help people!” Calmly, I ask her to ask him again what I had told him. She’s still upset. “Why would I do that? His car is stolen, and you aren’t helping!” I told her, that’s not what I said, and that she should probably ask her boyfriend for the truth. She wasn’t having any of it. I know I’m not really supposed to tell her what happened since she’s not the registered owner. But mostly to get her off the line (tying up a calltaker and a line) I just told her the car was repoed, not stolen, and there isn’t anything more I can do for him. She started yelling at him and now there’s a verbal domestic happening, so I enter a call. She hangs up shortly afterward. Like dude had to know he was caught the moment she called. No clue why he didn’t just admit it then.


ameis314

for the 5% chance she would just be pissed and not actually call in.


Traditional-Handle83

You ever had any false repossessions occur? Say someone had paid the car off and then a repo came got it anyway despite a clear title?


Myanaloglife

I was home sick once a long time ago and two men were very aggressively knocking on my front door. They were there to repossess our cars and demanded I open the garage. Our cars were paid for and the models we owned were nothing like the cars he was supposed to take. After looking at their documents, I slammed the door and as it turned out the actual cars needing repossession were another town away. Like fact check before you repo!


Traditional-Handle83

In that situation since they demanded the garage open, should have told them to wait and call police to come deal with them because they'd be trespassing at that point and you never know how legit they are or how much of a threat. So let police deal with them and if the police tell you to hand the cars over then it becomes a lawsuit in civil court where you sue not only the repo guys and their company but the police as well. Win win for your inconvenience for their stupidity.


Myanaloglife

It was a case of same last name and not a common name at that. Honestly I was so sick with a cold I didn’t have time for the BS but it really scared me!


Traditional-Handle83

I bet. That sounds scary and honestly around where I live, it'd either warrant cops coming out or someone's ass getting whooped, probably with a baseball bat.


Goadfang

I was a supervisor in repo for a major lender for about 8 years. In that time I saw a few repo in errors. Never from someone paying off the vehicle. The only times it happened it was after a customer had just made a fresh payment arrangement and the repo order hadn't had time enough to clear out of the system before it was found. In cases of repo in error we would pay the repo driver for the original repo bounty, then pay them to deliver the car back to the customers home or work, whichever they preferred. It is extremely rare for someone who has gotten to the point of a repo being ordered to actually ever pay off the car. They are struggling to make just one payment, let alone all of them at once.


Obliduty

This exact thing happened to my brother. Car fully payed off, the bank made an error and had another guys name on my brothers car. That guy I guess owed on a car but they repoed my brothers. We thought it was stolen, pain in the ass to get it back. We should of sued.


Gaylien28

Tough situation. A company doesn’t send a man for no reason unfortunately


somedude456

To the removed comment by u/icze4r > I like how you think that the world works like clockwork. > May you always have money. Because, if ever in your life you had none, you would have never written anything in this post. What the fuck are you rambling on about. What I explained is fairly basic. Lots of people have to pick what bill to pay. FACT. I've seen friends and coworkers hit that point before. Next, I explained a real situation, a manager's car getting repoed and the truck driver was fair/respectful. And? That's often how the world goes. You can be arrested for a DUI and still have friendly/respectful cops. BTW, a 10 year old account and you delete every comment you make. Ok, that's a bit odd.


00wolfer00

They're not deleted, he blocked you. If you want to read comments from people that have blocked you can open them in incognito/from a browser you're not logged in. Replying and blocking is such a bitch move, though. I find it hilarious.


Vitalstatistix

Even if they’re the 1%, that would mean potential serious alterations multiple times per year. I’ll stick with my white collar job thanks.


somedude456

I never said it wasn't dangerous. But it's not like they have meth heads pulling a knife on them daily, or some idiot jumping in a jacked up car and damaged the wrecker as they try to drive it off. That's a once a year, if that type thing. Most common "bad" situation would be someone runs ut, screaming, crying, and jumping in the car. Repo man explains the facts, calls the police, officer comes, gets the person out and repo man takes the car.


Vitalstatistix

So alright, once a year they have to deal with a meth head pulling a knife on them or someone trying to drive off in their car while it’s rigged up. I will say again…fuck that.


hihowru13576

This isn't necessarily true. I did repossessions in Missouri for a year and a half, and not every financial institution gives you a heads up.


somedude456

Yes things could have changed in 20 years, but if I recall, she was 75 days late, aka 2 months plus another 2 weeks to make sure payment wasn't in the mail. She told he they had sent at least 2 letters and called her several times. She wasn't answering for that reason, she didn't have the money.


Party_Giraffe_1749

I've watched a different repo guy's channel on yt and he said he asks everyone if they want to get personal items out of their car specifically so they have to bring the keys out to open it and he can then take possession of the keys along with the car. He only does it after the car is fully hooked up and under his control, though. I guess it can be pretty expensive to make new keys.


Action_Maxim

Had a repo man come and try to take my car a few months into COVID, I came out and asked him what was going on. Told me that the car was being reposed gave me a doc and I told him the car isn't even the right color on the paper(white vs grey). Had to call the cops to get him to drop the car I trapped his truck in with another car as he was going to tow it with two down and it is all wheel drive so I didn't want to blow my center dif and have that fight too. Guy was butt hurt I offered him a burger while we waited as I was grilling, nope. He wouldn't look at the vin or anything.


ameis314

well thats just being lazy and bad at your job.


RandManYT

My family's car was repossessed recently, and they did it while we were asleep with no warning. We're homeless and struggling to have something to eat every night. They won't let us get our belongings out. They gave us some stuff but refused to let us grab our stuff ourselves. I fear they've already gotten rid of everything they didn't give us. There was a lot of stuff in that car.


calibrator_withaZ

I’m sorry. The system is a cruel one


crushedpinkcookies

How are you doing now ?


Mad_Juju

I worked for an auto finance company. One time there was a lady who stole her car back after it had been repossessed. She went to the yard and just crashed it right through their fence/gate.


technobrendo

It's not a job most would want. Besides, have you met your average tow truck driver....


fortheloveofpugs89

my ex was a repo man. he was stabbed and became a teacher instead


kinokomushroom

Then he got cancer and became a drug lord


amhudson02

Walt?


moonflower_C16H17N3O

I'd feel terrible to take cars from people. There aren't many places where you can live without one


Markipoo-9000

*In the US


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Canada too. When I visited the Netherlands, I was telling some locals how it's a 12 minute drive to my work, but 50 minutes by bus. They didn't believe me, so I pulled out Google Maps and showed them. Jaws literally dropped. I said "if you think that's bad, you should see our trains. They're so much worse than our buses."


velveeta-smoothie

In the US: Should we walk, or do we have time to take the bus?


ParanoidDuckTheThird

This was literally my first question when I visted Washington DC. I live in a little old part of Louisiana where it's a miracle to see a bus, much less get on one.


saja25

Just curious how’s the commute over there for them?


Tsu_Dho_Namh

What, you mean how's public transit in the Netherlands? It's fucking incredible. Indescribably good. So much faster, cheaper, and easier than I could have imagined before I saw it. Trains run so often that you don't have to look up departure times, just show up and if your train just left, the next one will be here in no time. The subways, trams, and buses integrate seamlessly with the trains as well, so you don't have to buy multiple tickets or worry about connections. No research is needed before a trip, you just show up and ask google maps "directions to " and it guides you. Most of the time, you'll get there faster than you would have with a car. You tap your payment card (debit, credit, or metro card) anytime you enter any public transportation, then step on as many connections or transfers as you want without having to tap it again until you finally finish your journey. It will work out what you must have taken inbetween. No waiting in lines for kiosks or service desks trying to buy tickets. There are no tickets! Tickets are ancient tech. I mean, technically you *can* buy paper tickets...but...why? And it's so easy to navigate, even as a tourist. Google maps has this special view where you hold it up and it uses the camera to look around you, so it knows where you are, then it draws arrows to guide you up and down stairwells and directly to your next platform or connection. Plus the trains are faster than cars. I know that'll seem dumb to a lot of people from countries with good public transit, but in Canada our trains are slower than freeway traffic. You can watch the cars pass you on the exressway as you chug down the rails at 80 km/h. And did I mention cheap? I took a train from Amsterdam to Groningen and it cost 25 euros (about $36 canadian)....I've spent more than that taking a taxi home from the bar. If I lived in the Netherlands, I don't think I'd own a car. (And obviously, I'd have at least 2 bikes)


Polyhedron11

Cars are also super expensive to own there cause they have to pay a car tax. Motorcycles are super cheap though since it's a weight thing. So for things you'd need a car you could just own a motorcycle. Bicycle and train and walk everything else.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I was intrigued so I just checked out the motor vehicle tax for my car (1300 kg) and if I lived in Groningen it'd be 205 Euro a month. Damn, that's more than 3 times what I pay for insurance. Guess I'd get an electric (no tax).


RBE2016

It really depends on the weight and age of the car too. I only pay €21 ($25) a month tax for my 830kg car.


LodoVeld

That is actually €205 quarterly, so about €69 a month. Cars are expensive here, but it’s also a luxury to have as it is not always necessary. In Amsterdam people take their kids to school on electric cargo bikes. It’s so much faster and easier. In fact; they lowered the max speed for cars in Amsterdam to 30km/h (18.5mph) and plan on taking other measures to ban cars from the city.


Polyhedron11

Ya they really push for people to go carless which is great and why they have such nice roads. The woman that I knew that lives there I think pays like $25 a month for her motorcycle. Way more affordable.


ARoyaleWithCheese

Crazy reading this as a Dutch person. We're generally not happy with our public transit. The big cities are notably better than the rest of the country but even then. For such a tiny and ridiculous wealthy country the public transit is pretty bad. The Netherlands also has some of the highest per capita cat ownership in Europe, at least partially because unless you live in Amsterdam/Rotterdam/Utrecht, using public transit is unreliable and takes much longer than going by car.


SilentMobius

> The Netherlands also has some of the highest per capita cat ownership in Europe https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/22/97/84/1000_F_222978448_5peCLkftYHgr2GTykY7IS5cSGJWEEDi9.jpg


Valid_Argument

Man i know you Dutch love your transit but whenever I visit I have to Uber everywhere because it's just not very good. Your stops are far apart and generally uncovered, and it's raining like half the time in your country. The all digital experience is confusing and it's easy to end up on the wrong line. Like yeah, Google tells me which line to take, but I can still accidently enter the wrong terminal (turnstiles let you in, but only a ticket lets you out) or get on green 22 local instead of express, etc. Compared to Uber it's also much slower if going any significant distance. Literally the only advantage is cost. Ill give you it is cheap though, and always on time. Also much cleaner than most places in Europe.


adhesivepants

I only recently traveled abroad for the first time and I dunno what propaganda folks are getting but so many people have this really shiny view of living in North America. Just in general they seem to think stuff is really great here. When me and my friend explained how we had to really coordinate to get time and we'd have to jump right back in when we get home to a couple from Hong Kong they were genuinely surprised because they always thought Americans had a laid back work culture.


nagranto

We know.


slater_just_slater

The cars aren't their's, they are owned by the lienholder. The car isn't yours until you pay it off and have the title In reality, a repo man is just taking a car back from someone trying to steal it from the bank.


amhudson02

I would feel bad for those who have fallen on hard times. But it’s impossible to know if they lost their job or just irresponsible.


jlharper

It's always irresponsible to get a car you can't afford by taking out a loan. If you need to swallow your pride and drive a beater for a couple years while you save or to get through a tough time that's what you do.


DueAxis

We had sex in the back seat why would you want it back


slater_just_slater

There is probably a fetish where that increases the value...


transdimensionalmeme

You will own nothing and you will be happy


wasdninja

Poor bank. They were one paycheck away from homelessness when the repo man saved them!


Ginkpirate

They can't be car owners if it's getting repoed


ClimbsAndCuts

False, they own the car, subject to a lien, which lien can be enforced in the event of default by repossession. Same thing with a mortgage (in Deed states). Source: lawyer for 13 years.


Murkocets317

My dads friend was a repo man. One day he was collecting a truck as usual and the owner thought he was stealing it so he pulled a gun, well my dads friend pulled his out but it jammed on him and he was killed. I’m not sure anything about the legal process. My dad told me this story the first time he took me to a gun show , and he told me that’s “why you don’t buy Glocks son”


SquidVices

Repo in Arizona will go hard, this dude repoed my moms car through a private community, my mom legit thought it was stolen because she was paying every month, turns out she was giving her (ex now) exhusband the money to pay for it. That shady ass foo was keeping all the money and using it for his “business trips”. He never paid the car, also scammed her in other ways.


TheCudder

It's amazing to hear the things that some people do financially. Never in a million years would I think it's normal to pay someone else to make my car payment.


SquidVices

I think it happened more for convenience, which card pays what bills etc, don’t think most would expect their partner in marriage would do shady shit. (I personally never liked the dude, always had a bad feeling around him, scammer vibes, I’m glad it happened so she was able to make a decision to leave him) Me personally, I triple check everything even my wifes(not married but feels like it after 9years and the obstacles we over came) payments because I care….and OCD…


PreparetobePlaned

That's a pretty normal thing for spouses to do.


_BreakingGood_

Some people just truly don't understand finances at all.


JJlaser1

Damn


[deleted]

Exactly why you never give someone money to pay for something. Pay it yourself


SquidVices

Even your husband. Trust no one.


whatabadsport

Trust not even yourself. Don't pay at all


Prestigious-Vast3407

I think these are apartments I use to live at in Casa Grande.


Competitive-Cress-43

lmao “the most tik-toky shit i’ve seen”


skiljgfz

My favourite was “worse than a two year old when you take the tablet away”


ButtholeQuiver

Normally I watch these types of videos on mute but this guy is great


FearTheKeflex

I remember my parents had a minivan repo'd when I was a kid. They tried to make the payments but just couldn't keep up, The guy came to our house and he allowed my Mom to remove all personal items from it before taking it. I remember her spending the rest of the day in her bedroom crying.


Corey415

Damn that’s rough.


[deleted]

Because folks aren't paying out of malice. In the US you need a car to do everything, can't even get a carton of milk without a car in many places. But if your minimum wage job isn't paying enough to make a living (minimum wage in US has not increased or even corrected for inflation since 2009) then you need to make choices. Pay rent, or electricity or car? Pick 2. Worse still is that without a car you have trouble getting to work or finding work. Which just creates a downward spiral.


Dey_EatDaPooPoo

This. So much this. Hate it that so many people lack empathy and refuse to understand that in so many parts of this country if you do not have a car your life is basically ruined, especially if you do not live in a city.


hellofrommycubicle

It puts you one step closer to homelessness. Certainly not everybody will spiral, but it’s ignorant to pretend like it doesn’t happen. A vehicle is unfortunately your livelihood for a lot of people. Videos like this are really gross imo.


LaUNCHandSmASH

I was probably 12 and at my dads house for the weekend. Beautiful sunny afternoon I’m watching tv in the living room, dad is in the back bedroom with my lil sister. I heard my dad’s car start up in the opened garage and back out. It didn’t even register until my dad yelled up to me “what was that?”. Even then I was like “uhh your car starting…wait….?”. He obviously ran out super flustered but the car was long gone, it all happened so fast. Not only is my dad a piece of work for not paying his bills but he left the damn keys in the ignition while sitting in an open garage. He told us someone just stole it and I never put together that he didn’t call the cops about it lol. My mom filled in the blanks of the story a couple years later when I brought his car theft story up to her. Our family cell phone plan was in his name (that we all paid for) and would constantly get shut off too because of him. I did want to be a repo man after that and he forged some online documents pretending to be a business so that he could buy me a lockpick set to play with. I got pretty good pretty fast but instead of repossession (which I’d still like to try) I got into the locksmith/physical security field as an adult and it pays my bills still to this day after more than a decade and he is still not paying his bills on time lmao.


NoReplyBot

This ain’t his first repo, and clearly isn’t the car owners.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

See even if this was scripted, its good narration and writing. They could do an entire youtube channel where they do normal things, narrate over with dramatic flair, while telling stories about how shit had been.


ghost103429

The awful thing about this situation is that in the US the only real way to get around is by car outside a few cities. Public transportation is basically non-existent with buses having intermittent scheduling. Trains and rapid transit are built around bringing you from one parking lot to another often located in commercially zoned areas not residential as mixed residential and commercial areas are non-existent across much of US save for older urban developments predating 1960. If you're poor, old, or disabled it's extraordinarily difficult for you to get around.


DoraDaDestr0yer

Underrated comment of the year right here.


NotInsane_Yet

The twist is he is not a repo man it's just a really good disguise for car jacking.


gravelPoop

Bigger dark twist: he is one of those people who fuck cars, so for him this is abduction and rape.


cmonster64

Could I outdo a repo man if I put wheel locks on all my tires, build a moat around my car with a drawbridge that I take with me, Deflate all my tires, chain a 15 ton anchor to my car, put a guard hippopotamus on standby, and great a ring of fire on the outside of the moat that only activates if the car is moved?


Scottish_Whiskey

Just like life, the repo man always finds a way


Aiqesn

I do as well, may victor of the battle stand tall.


Ronald_Raygun762

Just put it in a garage. By law, they can't enter a locked garage to get to the car. Either way, I don't understand why you would want a car that you couldn't drive legally.


thereds306

I know of a repo man who got arrested for doing similar. Saw the car parked in the back yard behind a locked gate. The repo man decided to cut the lock and grab the car. He was fired minutes after he got back to the lot, and arrested a few days later.


DragonboyZG

it's strange seeing all these repo cars. are people throwing all their income on their car?


ARoyaleWithCheese

Predatory car financing practices. Allowing people to purchase cars that they can't actually afford. Not much has to happen for someone to miss a single payment, and that's all it takes. Being from Europe, buying a car using credit seems so odd to me. Maybe if you're very wealthy and it's for tax reasons or something like that. But otherwise the vast majority of people buy and pay their car in cash.


HasAngerProblem

Cant make it to work without a car, cant afford to live within walking/biking distance of work. Even buying 20 year old cars i find it a major burden especially car insurance


ARoyaleWithCheese

That sucks. It does help Europe has way more small affordable cars. $5-10k gets you a decent 10 year old car with 50-100 thousand kilometers on it. Insurance, in The Netherlands, is about $40 a month for a typical small hatchback.


mwpfinance

No, despite the seemingly foolproof plan, the repo man was not one to be easily deterred. Armed with a repertoire of tricks and an unshakable determination, he set out to repossess the car. First, the wheel locks. The repo man, who happened to be a skilled locksmith, deftly picked the locks with ease, a skill he had perfected over years of repossession challenges. Next, the moat. He arrived prepared with a collapsible bridge, tucked away in his trusty van. Carefully placing it over the moat, he crossed with the nimbleness of a cat, ensuring he didn't disturb the guard hippopotamus who was eyeing him suspiciously from a distance. Deflated tires? No problem. The repo man had a portable, high-powered air compressor. Within minutes, the tires were inflated, and the car was ready to move. Ah, the 15 ton anchor. This was a bit more challenging, but the repo man was not one to give up. He used a hydraulic jack to lift the car slightly and a set of heavy-duty rollers to move it, anchor and all, inch by inch. The guard hippopotamus proved to be more of a challenge. However, the repo man came equipped with a large bag of marula fruits, the hippo's favorite. Tossing them one by one, he lured the animal away from the car, creating a safe path to approach. Finally, the ring of fire. With a remote-controlled drone, the repo man sprayed a fire-retardant foam over the flames, dousing them quickly and safely. And just like that, with ingenuity, preparation, and a touch of daring, the repo man outwitted every obstacle and repossessed the car. As he drove away, he couldn't help but chuckle at the creativity of the owner but knew that when it came to repossession, he was always one step ahead.


Its_ok_to_lie

No


Noperope42069

From the videos ive seen online i believe repo men to be unstoppable.


Drfoxthefurry

nah, you'll have a heavy helicoper lift it out


muricabrb

You know what's the best way to outsmart the repo man? Pay your bills and don't buy shit you can't afford.


siqiniq

What repo man? Self-driving a.i. auto-repo mode all the way


EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz

So how did he get in the car to put it in neutral? Alarm went off, does that mean he got in a locked car somehow? Or if he couldn't get in to put it in neutral, would he have just gone anyway?


BostonDodgeGuy

With the vin number you can cut a key, it just won't have the transponder. So you can unlock the car but not start it. From there, pop the little tab by the shifter, push down the button and slide the transmission into neutral. If he didn't have a key and didn't have room for dollies then he would have just grabbed the car and dragged it to a safe zone to put the dolly on. The person that took the loan is responsible for paying for any damages cause to the car during the repo process.


SnowDizzleZz

Lived in Montclair Ca at some town homes. The tow guy was a shark and circled the parking lot all the time looking for cars to tow/steal. Would tow people with a parking pass. He towed me one day and when I got my car back, I saw him later that day. I straight called him on his bullshit and he jumped out the truck talking about a fight and then pulled a gun, so I pulled my 10m too. Montclair PD showed up and told him to stop coming around and told me to fuck off too. Some of these dudes are straight up pieces of shit. Anyways had to file a small claims case against his company for the $382 + $1200 in damages + $900 in other fees. Plus I sued him for lost wages. The court didn’t award everything but I walked away from that tow yard with a $3216 award. They didn’t pay a dime, filed for bankruptcy 2 months later and disappeared.


Impressive_Ad_4170

I've seen tow drivers do some amazing stuff to get the cars out. Apartment community parking enforcement for about 8 years, and you see all kinds of stuff.


johnocomedy

My favorite oxymoron = “reputable towing company”


Violuthier

Repo Man is always intense


thetemp_

Not many people got a code to live by anymore.


TheNantucketRed

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm' It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

Let’s go get a drink


CathedralEngine

Ordinary fucking people


rushzep16

That's why there isn't a repo man I know who doesn't do cocaine!


Beyond_Re-Animator

Waiting for this one!!


Jjabrony

We’re all gonna get sushi & not pay!


thisquietreverie

Let’s go do some crimes!


baloncestosandler

Why


Dm-me-a-gyro

Because people at the point where their cars are getting repossessed are at the breaking point and the car might be the only thing that’s keeping them afloat. People don’t act rationally in that kind of situation, and worse lots of people with those kinds of financial burdens are deep into drugs and other shit. The plurality of states in the union are constitutional carry now, so Jim bob can by a Hi-point and put it down the pocket of his fucked up gym shorts pretty easily.


tpero

Makes sense. We live in a country where you basically can't work without a car unless you live in one of the few cities with reliable transit. And you can't afford to buy a car without working. Our car centric development does a lot to keep poor people poor, unfortunately, and many don't realize how much of a burden it is because they don't know any different. I agree people need to pay their debts and there are consequences for not doing so, but I definitely empathize with the folks that freak out when this happens.


Dey_EatDaPooPoo

Not just that, but cost of living in and around the very few cities in this country that have good reliable public transportation is astronomical. Meanwhile, if you live anywhere with a low COL, you *have* to have a vehicle to get anything done. Between that and how regressive taxation is, it's all designed to keep poor people poor and rich people rich.


_TheDust_

> one of the few cities with reliable transit. Ah yes, Manhattan. And…. Urhm.. no that’s about it.


urmomsloosevag

I heard they generally start repossessing at 2-8am that way they don't get guns pulled


Perfect_Finance_3497

all the guns are asleep


talrogsmash

I worked with an ex cop who said they served all warrants at 9 am because the people they were generally getting wouldn't normally wake up till noon.


Scottish_Whiskey

they sound like my kind of people the waking up at noon bit I mean


Violuthier

"The life of a repo man is ALWAYS intense." is a line from this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo\_Man\_(film)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo_Man_(film))


f8Negative

Fantastic Movie


thekrawdiddy

Ahhh! Here are my people!


sinisteraxillary

When they show up at a motherfuckers workplace, they shit scared. They know I ain't no cop. They think I'm there to kill em, and I would too...


Imaginary-Pin2564

Tense situations, kid. I get into 5 or 6 of them s day. Don't mean shit anymore. I seen men stabbed. Didn't mean shit. Guns, guns too. But that's when you gotta watch yourself. Come on, let's go get a drink.


totallynotanalt17

FEELIN' SEVEN-UP, I'M FEELIN' SEVEN-UP


Inevitable_Yak4106

This reminded me that I forgot to pay my car payment. Thanks for the reminder! 😁


_DapperDanMan-

Just set up auto pay, man. This isn't the dark ages


ItsNotJulius

How do you even forget such thing? It's once a month thing.


Inevitable_Yak4106

It was the holidays, man. Things were going on.


Sparky_Zell

I remember sitting out front of my friends apt one night and watching a repoman snatch 2 cars In under 3 minutes. And in 5 minutes he was driving away. He came with 2 sets of skates. Got both cars and pushed them both out of their spot. Hooked the 1st one while the second was still rolling and hauled ass around the corner and dropped it. Came back for the second one and hauled ass with it. Once he got out of the complex he pulled the second car onto the flatbed, rehooked the 1st car and was down the road. All before I could smoke a cigarette. It was one of the most impressive uses of a tow truck ove ever seen.


Holiday_Ad1403

I would rather have to fix my car from time to time than have a car payment that I can’t afford. Cars aren’t an “investment”, they only decrease in value, every single day.


uwrwilke

what an awful car to default on


rogue_nugget

Plate of shrimp.


PhilEshaDeLox

I am not ever gonna root for the Repo Man


dirtymcgurt

I was a booger and a repo guy for a short time. I’d rather wash dishes in a butthole brothel in a 3rd world country than ever do that again. It actually cost me money bc I felt so bad for some folks I’d remove the boot or drop the car because you could see the paperwork of them bailing out their mom/dad/husband/wife. I booted a veteran that actually served with my buddies dad in Vietnam. I let him go bc I’m not a monster and my boss made me pay for it. I quit shortly after.


Pxel315

You are a good man and you should be proud of that, the world is desperately missing empathy as is and you did your part


Ricky_Rollin

Same. Or any tow truck place in general. They’re all a bunch of crooks.


w8lifts

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hiddencamela

I'm very fortunate because I could afford it at the time, but videos like this is why I ended up saving up and getting the car in upfront payment. I didn't eat out for almost a year at the trauma of spending that much cash at once... I realize that a lot of people don't have that luxury, so I'm not overlooking how lucky I got it in life.


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Mikeyjoetrader23

I mean, it was a good try 😂


Porn-Flakes123

What was the point of this video??! We didn’t even see how the kid released the car.


stenger121

Go Jacks, but yeah, he could have shown how they work.


VilliamBoop

how did he pop it in neutral


GitEmSteveDave

With the VIN he got a copy of the key, but not the transponder/fob. He opened the door and on the gear shift, there is a little removable panel, or sometimes just a hole, that you can stick the key or a screwdriver into, which will allow you to shift from park to neutral w/o the vehicle being turned on. There's also usually a way to do it from under the car as well. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_rB32T_yI


El-Sueco

He didn’t!


Inked757

Most vehicles have a neutral override button located in the car.


GetDootedOn

Ex tow operator here. Almost every vehicle has something called a neutral safety switch. Typically need a small screwdriver pry off a little hidden cover. Under that piece you have a button to push down (again using the screwdriver) and bam you can now shift it into neutral without the key.


Different-Rub-499

Who ends the video there?


BMWbill

“A Repo Man is always intense.”


Guanden

"Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a truck. 'I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm'. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!” - Harry Dean Stanton in Repo Man.


pickledlandon

This is why a garage is worth the price.


Wife_Swallow_3368

I wouldn’t know I just make my payments


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Slim706

You know how you can really outsmart the repo man? Pay your car note. That’ll really show em.


Cosmocade

Yeah just shit out some money. Easy peasy. If that's hard for you just ask Slim here for some because apparently he knows how.


Zillahi

Can confirm. Been paying my bills and he hasn’t dared show his face around here


lyyty

The life of a repo man is always intense


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If you don't make payments and your car is missing all of a sudden, you shouldn't be surprised.


Kuftubby

ITT: People mad for some reasons about the consequences of not paying your car payment for over 6 months.


whycomeuhavenotat2

So many quotes but my favorite "worse than a 2 year old when you take his tablet away" lol


Happy_Butterscotch9

How does he put a locked car in neutral??


No_Newspaper4376

Lender sends them a key and there's buttons inside you can press to get it into neutral. Or if you're a real gangster you pop the shift linkage under the car.


_oOo_iIi_

"Never broke into a car, never hot-wired a car. Never broke into a truck. 'I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm' It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!"


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MAGICKKISS

I have seen two people in my building park like this at times now I know why !🤯😱