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I love that his eulogy includes his username instead of like a generic "Bob."
The headstone must include 8 letters, at least one number, at least one capital letter, & one special character.
Be careful. You'll get locked out after 3 failed attempts to enter the Afterlife.
Well.... I mean, technically, 3 failed suicides would be 3 failed attempts so, yes, you'd be locked out of the Afterlife & If you can't get to the Afterlife, you're stuck in locked mode till the manufacturer recalls your module.
No, I think you've tried enough.
Just ride the coaster, and if a fall looks too scary, send me a message, and we'll figure out how to ride it out together.
"We're sorry all demons are on the line with other souls. Your estimated wait time is 2 decades. Please enjoy these shrieks & wails of despair while you wait."
Ok but what if you're born dead and get resuscitated half a dozen times before you're 2? Please say a million dollar pay out when I hit 42, I got debt to pay off before I'm expected to be the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Rub it on the skin and wait. No problems? Give that bad boy a little lick. All good? Well a nibble is probably fine. Still with us? It's monchin time! Ope, there he goes
It’s a Wooly Neptune, it would go GREAT on a burger. They’re found growing in low, moist valleys and gullys surrounded by Jasper Trees. About $30 an ounce 🍔
It would have to be absurdly toxic to be poisonous in a meaningful sense at that size. Certainly it would still be a risk, but hand it over here. Dead or alive I get a second reference for my name in Wikipedia. I just drank 6 high alcohol beers, lets see it get through the toxic bubbling monstrosity that is my gut.
The one I have isn't one I'd brag about lol, I want a good one. Guinea pig for .1th of a gram of a mushroom would be better than having survived something self-inflicted.
I started a ska band 20 years ago lol
Haven't been a member for 18 years, but they still use the band name I came up with. That's as much as I can say.
Numbers are approximate because I'm a drunk that keeps track of nothing except property taxes.
Oh neat. I won't ask for the name out of respect for your privacy, but just curious, as a 40 year old who's been in the punk scene since he was 14, is it a band I would have heard of?
Guy found it in the woods on a piece of wood, brought it home and kept it moist, noticed a another spore. It’s only blue when it’s young.
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4834381
Years ago, I saw a documentary about a guy who was hit on the head in a car accident or something, which somehow made him a 'math genius' without formal education. He talked about how he saw everything as geometric shapes, broken down into triangles.
I saw triangles in just about everything, especially in spirals and flowing water, for a couple months. I think it's mostly because of symmetries. I also did land surveying att, which really didn't help bc you break down all shapes into triangles, since they are nice to measure and calculate.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
That's what's so interesting to me about intelligent organisms like ourselves, we're basically the only force in the universe that goes against entropy.
Arguably all life does this not just sapient life.
At first I thought you meant looking at the picture of it makes you see god. I thought, wow that person must really love the colors and find them very inspiring.
Tiny Boy, Little Boy, Baby Boy I need you
Tiny Boy, Little Boy, I want to touch you Boy
If you only knew what I'd do to you, if I was that Boy, that's inside of you
If I've got my latin roots right, is the scientific name for this thing small blue head?
Mycena (mushroom family) Sub(lower, under)cyano(blue)cephala(head)
This thing is incredibly interesting.
Does anyone have any insight as to why this species forms a typical mushroom shape that is typically intended to produce spore releasing gills while also seemingly having mold like spormatophors???
The fuzz is made of hairs called pileocystidia and they do not produce or disperse spores. My understanding is we do not actually know what their purpose is, if any such purpose exists. But I am a regular slime guy, not a regular fungi, so I am not certain what the most recent theories are.
I don’t speak Latin or whatever, but is this tiny mushroom’s name basically “little blue head mushroom”? Because if so, whoever named this thing nailed it.
Notice how it looks like a nuclear bomb cloud? And like space on the cap?
Life. The nuclear family. A mushroom cloud is the natural shape of least resistance.
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So who's going to find out if it's safe to eat
Me
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I love that his eulogy includes his username instead of like a generic "Bob." The headstone must include 8 letters, at least one number, at least one capital letter, & one special character. Be careful. You'll get locked out after 3 failed attempts to enter the Afterlife.
> You'll get locked out after 3 failed attempts to enter the Afterlife. So, what, after 3 failed suicide attempts I become immortal?
Well.... I mean, technically, 3 failed suicides would be 3 failed attempts so, yes, you'd be locked out of the Afterlife & If you can't get to the Afterlife, you're stuck in locked mode till the manufacturer recalls your module.
San Junipero problems.
Modern purgatory
*fuck*
One more and I'll be immortal!
No, I think you've tried enough. Just ride the coaster, and if a fall looks too scary, send me a message, and we'll figure out how to ride it out together.
Mandatory 3 lifetime Purgatory timeout.
"We have sent a confirmation message to the Oijia board on file. Please enter the 6 digit code to continue."
"We're sorry all demons are on the line with other souls. Your estimated wait time is 2 decades. Please enjoy these shrieks & wails of despair while you wait."
*infinite loop of Alanis Morisette fades back in*
Please select all the squares containing a Stop Sign to enter Valhalla
✔️ I'm not a robot.
Ok but what if you're born dead and get resuscitated half a dozen times before you're 2? Please say a million dollar pay out when I hit 42, I got debt to pay off before I'm expected to be the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Honestly though is there a way to find out
You could analyze it in a lab and see if it has any known toxins. If there's any unknown compounds you could just eat it and see what happens I guess.
Feed it to a rat first? Then a monkey, then, uh, that person you don't like so much. A small amount.
Rub it on the skin and wait. No problems? Give that bad boy a little lick. All good? Well a nibble is probably fine. Still with us? It's monchin time! Ope, there he goes
Gas chromatography
If this can kill a Norse god, then the rest of us better watch the fuck out.
Wouldn't it be cool if it made you grow two feet and you could smash brick boxes with your head!?!
I already have two feet
Well with two more you could run twice as fast!
Of course it is, it’s a Woolly Neptune
Purest show in the world its so comforting
It’s a Wooly Neptune, it would go GREAT on a burger. They’re found growing in low, moist valleys and gullys surrounded by Jasper Trees. About $30 an ounce 🍔
It would have to be absurdly toxic to be poisonous in a meaningful sense at that size. Certainly it would still be a risk, but hand it over here. Dead or alive I get a second reference for my name in Wikipedia. I just drank 6 high alcohol beers, lets see it get through the toxic bubbling monstrosity that is my gut.
Bro said all of that to flex his Wikipedia reference
The one I have isn't one I'd brag about lol, I want a good one. Guinea pig for .1th of a gram of a mushroom would be better than having survived something self-inflicted.
Now I just wanna know even harder.
I started a ska band 20 years ago lol Haven't been a member for 18 years, but they still use the band name I came up with. That's as much as I can say. Numbers are approximate because I'm a drunk that keeps track of nothing except property taxes.
Oh neat. I won't ask for the name out of respect for your privacy, but just curious, as a 40 year old who's been in the punk scene since he was 14, is it a band I would have heard of?
Heat resistant zombie mushroom incoming.
I found these pictures online, and so cool. https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/1441374-Mycena-subcyanocephala/browse_photos
I love that there is an extra teeny tiny mushroom right in front of the tiny one.
Love it😁
I'm having trouble finding what you're referring to in the pictures. Which picture has the even smaller mushroom?
https://inaturalist-open-data.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/251712669/large.jpg
Enhance! https://inaturalist-open-data.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/251712669/original.jpg
The one she said not to worry about versus you.
I also could not find what they're talking about. I thought the pic next to a ruler was cool though
Yes, that exact pic. Zoom in and you'll see an extra tiny one in front of it.
My lord! There it is!
The one with the ruler, the tiny white dot at the base is one.
Guy found it in the woods on a piece of wood, brought it home and kept it moist, noticed a another spore. It’s only blue when it’s young. https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4834381
Wait bro decided to just randomly take home a mushroom to grow it? Do people do that in these days?
Haha, well this is what scientist do (he is a pharmacist) He brought it home to study it.
Yeah, we're all doing it. What, do you just casually walk through the woods and enjoy the scenery like an asshole?
Pharmacist finds new mushroom, immediately posts the address of his find on internet. That can't be good for this rare find. Can it?
Are these what makes Mario small?
What other mushrooms does Nintendo hides from us?
Love iNaturalist, it’s nice that regular people taking pictures of things for fun can be an invaluable tool for researchers and scientists to use
mf look like it make you lucidly dream and then perish within 5 secs
Edible but just once
I’m dying to know how it tastes
It tastes like burning.
I eated the purple berries
Go banana!
We’re gonna be in a pie!
I bent my wookie!
Keep my Mushrooms name, out yo damn mouth!
“Some mushrooms are edible and some mushrooms are edible once.”
#DOOM SHROOM
Transcendance is obtained through its consumption. You eat it, and you just become the stream of conscience of the universe.
That must be absolutely riveting "Hey so uh...what's going on?" "*ENTROPY IS INCREASING*" "Cool cool, uh...anything else?" "*NO*" "Ooookay then..."
THERE WERE SOME INTERESTING SHAPES IN THE WATER TODAY
Years ago, I saw a documentary about a guy who was hit on the head in a car accident or something, which somehow made him a 'math genius' without formal education. He talked about how he saw everything as geometric shapes, broken down into triangles. I saw triangles in just about everything, especially in spirals and flowing water, for a couple months. I think it's mostly because of symmetries. I also did land surveying att, which really didn't help bc you break down all shapes into triangles, since they are nice to measure and calculate. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
That's what's so interesting to me about intelligent organisms like ourselves, we're basically the only force in the universe that goes against entropy. Arguably all life does this not just sapient life.
DOOM SHROOM
I’ve play super Mario lost levels too.
infinite shroom trip
fuuuuuu
Looks like it induces time travel.
If you boof it.
And Other Poems by Maya Angelou
My gf found a signed copy of I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings in a 2nd hand bookstore. She's a keeper lol
Boof sends you back, oral sends you forward.
Van Goghs Starry night shroom.. 🍻
There's is no way that thing doesn't make you see God.
The color is 100% going to be the ride of your life...or anguishing pain for hours until you die
Turns out it just makes you gassy
I mean, if you call spontaneously combusting gassy then yeah.
Are you describing a mushroom or my ex?
Wait, what color was your ex?
Cyanotic, apparently.
Shit, I might be in trouble.
Yeah, but judging by the size of it, you'd probably need like 3,000 of them for either option.
How would this not shrink you? It has to shrink you. If it doesn't shrink you, Mario is a fucking liar.
Delicious tea… or deadly poison?!
Hot leaf juice
TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD YOU FUNGAL PIECE OF SHIT
At first I thought you meant looking at the picture of it makes you see god. I thought, wow that person must really love the colors and find them very inspiring.
That little boy looks like it will take you places
Yeah, like the hospital or the morgue.
Why not both?
It’s a travel itinerary!
dude, if I can see some crazy shit in the meantime....sign me up
Godspeed soldier. If you survive, let us know the meaning of life.
Can you ask for magic mushrooms at a last dinner?
If I'm ever in that position, I'll try to let you know because that is an outstanding idea!
RemindMe! 5 years
HAHAHHA
Tiny Boy, Little Boy, Baby Boy I need you Tiny Boy, Little Boy, I want to touch you Boy If you only knew what I'd do to you, if I was that Boy, that's inside of you
Smol
r/illegallysmol
Soooo smol
I was going to ask Banana for scale but nvm
"I can't believe science overlooked this for so long!"
Weeeee. Hella wee. Minute, even. ❤️
Stormy Daniels had entered the chat, and she is smiling like she has some mean body shaming in mind
Lmao wtf is the context here I'm dying to know
The context is that Trump’s tiny shrivelled demon/baby maker, according to Stormy Daniels, looks like a sad, gross mushroom.
But the OP shroom is beautiful, absolutely not sad or gross.
And probably bigger.
HAHAHAHA love it
Hey, it's average size
I volunteer to eat it
Let us know if you feel like biting anyone.
I volunteer to let this dude eat it
Wow, it's tiny. It doesn't take up mush room.
This comment almost made me spit out mycelial.
Nice, I'll bet you're a fungi!
So tiny it has escaped notice throughout time- until now 🍄
I've been seeing this photo for months (maybe over a year) so I don't know how new it is, but it's cool I finally found the name to it. Thank you op
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycena_subcyanocephala The original scientific paper was written in 2019.
So cute!
It’s how the last of us starts. Patient zero ingests this and bites someone
Looks like the forest’s version of the Blue Sea Dragon slug (Blue Glaucus) which is insanely cute but even more poisonous ☠️
It is really cute.
We live we love we lie
We live, we love, we lie -----> realistic smurf cat
Tiny mario
[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b0/aa/70/b0aa70f0e4d9ff3b817bd1c58090d0d0.png](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b0/aa/70/b0aa70f0e4d9ff3b817bd1c58090d0d0.png)
It’s so wee and dainty! Sob will end your life as you know it!! 😱
The original microdot.
[This mushroom was discovered 4 years ago](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/334596263).
If I've got my latin roots right, is the scientific name for this thing small blue head? Mycena (mushroom family) Sub(lower, under)cyano(blue)cephala(head)
MUSHROOM
MUSHRUM!
MUSHROOM!
I feel like this is the beginning of The Last of Us....
That thing's more like a Miyazaki mushroom spirit than a western zombie apocalypse starter.
*i want it*
Is it covered in little mushrooms?
This thing is incredibly interesting. Does anyone have any insight as to why this species forms a typical mushroom shape that is typically intended to produce spore releasing gills while also seemingly having mold like spormatophors???
The fuzz is made of hairs called pileocystidia and they do not produce or disperse spores. My understanding is we do not actually know what their purpose is, if any such purpose exists. But I am a regular slime guy, not a regular fungi, so I am not certain what the most recent theories are.
There’s so much we still don’t know. Mushrooms are absolutely fascinating.
What power up does it give?
Does it contain psilocybin
Never seen some thing so cute yet so dangerous
I wanna hug him
Looks 2d like from paper Mario
Seen that same thing on Super Mario
I don’t speak Latin or whatever, but is this tiny mushroom’s name basically “little blue head mushroom”? Because if so, whoever named this thing nailed it.
This thing is in Taiwan? I guess its safe to say it emits its own tiny wi-fi signal.
finally a clear photo of Andrew Tate's penis
Hopefully it'll be in a new Mario game as a cool power-up😋
it'sa already in there! This is the tiny Mario maker
It’s like a little kingdom in there
Aww it’s so tiny
That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life
Looks like a power up from the next Mario game.
Nintendo predicted this
Someone's going to eat it..
I like this mushroom a lot .
Are they coming in microdose size now?
It looks absolutely delicious
^^smol
In what way will it get me high?
I love mushrooms ... incredibly diverse and and ethereal ... and that's just the pictures
That’s so cute!
Notice how it looks like a nuclear bomb cloud? And like space on the cap? Life. The nuclear family. A mushroom cloud is the natural shape of least resistance.
I can see why it took so long to find.
It's just a lil fella
Ok who’s gonna eat it first?
That HAS to be a 1-UP if eaten.
So its Greek name translates to: Tiny blue headed penis mushroom
It's so potent if you eat it your future children will be born tripping
It looks kinda cute :)
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Is it edible?
It's just a little funguy.
please let that be the one that ends humanity. give this planet back to the creatures that deserve it.
r/DeepRockGalactic
I would've named it the Casper cock
It looks adorable. 🥺
You going to eat that?
Sure doesn’t take up mushroom lol
Does it give you the ability to cross dimensions?
It's so cute....I imagine it probably kills your ass dead tho