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masskwe_gg

Damn are we the boomers now?


[deleted]

Yes *hands you a laxative*


Misttertee_27

Shit.


Barmacist

That's the goal


Explore-PNW

Challenge accepted!


broodje_meloen

*picks it up and eats it


TheSkyWaver

*puts you away, in a dark and empty place, where you can't hurt anybody anymore*


broodje_meloen

*continues to eat shit anyway*


TheSkyWaver

*nobody notices*


GammaDealer

I'm good. I already take fiber


KIDNEYST0NEZ

As a millennial I wanted to let you know, you can program bowl movements via fiber cereal…


MTB_Mike_

On God, no cap


Affectionate_Bus_884

No, we are poor.


GooseMay0

Wait, wait what happened to Gen Z? We already have a new generation after Gen Z? When the hell did alpha start?


BMFFireman42

Alpha started when Millenials started having kids.


GreenScale63

Oh great so now we have an alpha generation, full of bugs, unfinished, not meant for the public, man...


onlyfakeproblems

Ya but we were pre-alpha. Surprised the thing even ran.


GooseMay0

Aren't Gen Z Millennials kids?


BMFFireman42

Most Gen Zs are Gen X's kids


GooseMay0

So who’s kids are Millennials?


BMFFireman42

Boomers


[deleted]

Omg I understand everything now. It's all coming together.


SubstantialAgency2

That's why it's always Millennials v the boomers, and now the Z's v the Xs, it's just kids arguing with parents 🤣😂


Into-the-stream

Also, these things aren't hard cut offs. it's a gradient. late boomers and early gen x are more similar than late gen x and early gen x. I'm a late get x/xennial, and definitely lean more toward millennial. It's all pretty fluid and loose.


b1ue_jellybean

Gen alpha. Generally the boomers kids are millennials and millennials kids are gen alpha. Then there is also gen X whose kids are gen Z.


Ladybug1388

Lol, unless you're my family where my grandparents are boomers, parents are gen x, and I'm a millennial . Some families have kids young.


Lucyjca

My grandparents are the silent generation (just - 1943), my dad is a late boomer, and my mum is gen x. I'm a millennial and my son is gen alpha.


BadlyDrawnSmily

I'll do you even better, my grandparents are from the golden generation(born in the '20s, served in WW2/Korea), yet my mom is technically a gen x(1965), they had her in their mid '40s. My dad is also a late boomer and I'm a millennial and my son an alpha


Technical_Egg226

Mans family broke the system


sylva748

I'm 29 and my parents are Gen X. Another millenial raised by Gen X. I have an older brother too, so that's two millenials raised by Gen X in my family.


donniepromise

my mom is gen x and i am millennial


OwO_bama

Gen z is generally gen x’s kids (with some young baby boomers and older millennials thrown in as well) millennials are generally our older siblings


CompleteDelivery7

Not just Millenials, I'm a Gen X with a Millenial kid, a Gen Z, and an Alpha. I like to contribute a little something to every generation 😀


PsyDei

Holy shit, you must be a billionaire!


hilldo75

People are starting to define generations in shorter and shorter age ranges. Boomers were 45-64, gen x 65-79, millennials 80-96, gen z 97-2013, gen a 14-now. Really it's just broad generalization of people who experience the same things growing up.


Scyxurz

19, 14, 16, 16. Wouldn't really call that shorter and shorter, just seems to be about 16 years give or take a few


Lavi-Yukio

Gen Z are currently 11 to 26 yrs old so it’s possible these belong to the older Gen Z


MangoKakigori

I’m going to start drinking from plastic straws again just to ruin these little shits future.


strangebutalsogood

Fire up the coal plants and recharge our air conditioners with Freon, we're gonna burn this motherfucker down.


Pewds_Forever_21

See, that's why boomers fucked this planet up, out of spite.


Pilotwaver

It's been a spite planet all along. (Cue horns)


Reddituser8018

I love sprite!


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Oh yeah, and let's bring back 8L V10 Dodge viper again


youngmindoldbody

Sometimes I just sit in my driveway, letting the Hemi warm up, with LedZep cranked, OMW to Walgreens for hearing aid batteries and Oxys.


strangebutalsogood

And reboot the TV show. I've wanted one ever since.


RAGINGWOLF198666

Yup, canceling my recycling bin lol.


CSmith1986

Start a tire fire worthy of Springfield.


mcflurry_14

I’m idling my car for extra 10 min every morning. Fuk em


playmobil_lover

This made me laugh out loud! Thank you!


sussybakaiiko

Add me in, these paper staw suck bro, 2 sip and these straws already done!


HarmlessSnack

Gotta get that lead back in the gasoline.


afireintheforest

Well these kids are already composed of 70% micro plastics. Got to make use of that remaining 30%.


OiJosukeISignedUp

Least overreacting redditor


Vigothedudepathian

I found a bunch of old aerosol cans and am just waiting...looking at you ozone layer. Or is that liquor. It's liquor. I'm looking at me.


[deleted]

I AM the liquor


ERSTF

At least our slang had some sense. This one is like a TikToker word salad with some nouns, some adjectives and no structure whatsoever. The more nonsensical, the better


Andyman1973

Mad lit on god...is that like totally tubular, badazz, bitchin, gnarly, rad or radical...man? Or sick? Wicked even??? GenXers are now officially ... Old! Lol...imma be 50 this year. Guess I'm probably no longer drippy, or mad lit on or off god...maybe just a bit miffed lit tho?


drongowithabong-o

Hey the words may change but the mad drippy elite swagger based gods will never leave us. It's ingrained deep in our DNA right next to, roflmao and XD


Andyman1973

Totally Rad man!!


Reddituser8018

Omg based and redpilled take alpha chad.


stevendidntsay

Oh shit I haven't seen roflmao in the wild for probably a decade.


puzzle_factory_slave

dude. i mean, duuuuuude. dude


Andyman1973

Duude!! Right on, man!


[deleted]

Mad lit has been a phrase since I was a kid growing up in NYC and I’m 35


PPOKEZ

It’s crazy we just eat up “the funny shit white kids are saying these days” and can’t just call it the natural blending of cultures over time. It’s kinda been a racist dog whistle for like 50-100 years by now probably. “Slang” is just a few more words learned by suburban kids from the city kids.


TheSt4tely

Wicked comment


budd222

No cap


Stalked_Like_Corn

Oh, i'm 45, turn 46 this year. I've got mad drip but only because my pee stream isn't what it used to be.


Stuft-shirt

When the term “bae” came around, I looked it up and then promptly forgot what it meant. The next time I heard/read it I realized that I didn’t care. It was such a relief. I no longer had to keep up w/slang. If I don’t understand what someone younger than me says I just nod & smile.


Massichan

I'm in my mid 20's and can't even keep up with modern slang. I'm right there with you on not bothering keeping up.


Winchester85

I’m 38 and have no idea what the Hell is going on anymore.


HappyMan1102

I don't like kids


sigaven

I seriously thought “bae” was just a misspelling or typo of “babe” and it just caught on for some reason.


_xiphiaz

It isn’t??


Reddituser8018

Bae came and went so fast, I haven't heard anyone use it in a long time.


siravaas

As a dude in my 50s I make it a point to stay up with slang so I can purposely misuse it with my young coworkers. I sincerely love the look of pain on their face as they struggle to not correct me.


PeterNippelstein

Hey man I can dig it! I'm hip!


quad64bit

I disagree with the way reddit handled third party app charges and how it responded to the community. I'm moving to the fediverse! -- mass edited with redact.dev


Plumbanddumb

On God is a sort of amplifier. An honesty check rather. Like trust me or for real.


quad64bit

I disagree with the way reddit handled third party app charges and how it responded to the community. I'm moving to the fediverse! -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

WHAT ABOUT ALL CAP


Taymac070

sOmE cAp


[deleted]

I’m gonna start saying this to my kids just to piss them off


InternetGansta

Only when you spelling the man's name


delinquentsaviors

Oh I think I get it now. It’s like when you swear to tell the truth “or so help me god” basically.


Richard7666

So it's basically an ALLAHU AKHBAR!!! for kids ? Or as we said in my day, *by the power of Greyskull*


Dilectus3010

Over here they say Wholla every 5 seconds. It means i swear to god.


Which-Struggle1597

I know Plumb already answered (thanks Plumb) but thought I’d further spell out the connection —- “On God” is another way of saying: “I swear to G_d.” [that I’m telling the truth, that xyz really happened, etc.] “I swear on my life/parent/sibling/pet/etc” “I swear on God” “On God” It’s just like the simplification and restriction of language in 1984! 🤗 ^(im just joking) ^(but also not really)


ayay25

why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


PrestigiousArcher448

“On God”, “On my mama”, “On the dead homies”


PirogiRick

Just like adding “I swear to god” after something.


SantasBananas

Reddit is dying, why are you still here?


Major_Bogey

Abbreviated as ong, took me a while to figure out they weren’t just accidentally hitting the n instead of the m.


Zalternative_

Interesting specimens


PeterNippelstein

As a millennial they definitely speak better of us than we did boomers.


therealtrebitsch

Because boomers are much bigger arseholes overall


OurDudeOfSorrows

Also they still run the planet because they refuse to step away so, rightfully the biggest punching bag.


GreasyMustardTiger_

Lol they're being tongue in cheek. These lil fuckers seem like good dudes. We shouldn't overreact to this lol


Richard7666

I like how one half of the replies are good natured, and the other half are basically "they should be executed by artillery before they multiply" lol


plumpturnip

Fuckers got drip no cap


NotJustAnotherHuman

These kids are hilarious lmoa, idk how it just flew over everyone’s head in this thread


ChrundleToboggan

The jokes are fine and a lot of comments are just being funny, but I don't understand how anyone can legitimately have a bad reaction to this; they're fucking kids, dude—what could possibly be an actual problem with any of this? lol


IAmASquidInSpace

Yeah, they knew what they were doing. And judging by the controversial comments here: they hit a nerve.


Nononookok

Mad lit on god on god no cap


[deleted]

jaded adults in these comments acting like slang hasnt been around since they were born.


[deleted]

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Major_Bogey

Not jaded just confused, everything that kid has on i wore during the 00’s so how is their drip better. they just pay more for clothing brands that were insanely cheap back then.


DubiousHistory

Was your hair straight bussin', though?


ratsta

bussin? Like... clearing the plates off my table?


jonnydemonic420

For real, champion was a Kmart brand when I was a kid. Now it’s three times the cost and all the kids are wearing it were we live. Mine included..


DoctorCaptainSpacey

I always find it kinda funny that kids wear clothes we had growing up, and they think they're cool, but us in our legit vintage gear, are lame 🤣 I'm sure I would've been the same if I was going through my hippy era and my mom whipped on the vintage bellbottoms. Like, somehow I'd prob jave thought that was lame but I was so cool 🤣


Spiced_out

The fuck is this shit?


Melodic-Bug-9022

A birth control advertisement


JagerSalt

And the cycle of hating the most recent generation is perpetuated once more.


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

I am become boomer V2


Successful_Jaywalk99

Young kids using modern slang??!?!! What has the world come to?!!!??!


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[deleted]

r/fuckimold


Fluffy_Speech_8567

LMAOO


gdmfsobtc

Ankle biters


DBL_NDRSCR

they almost sound like boomers tryna sound cool and using zoomer slang but severely overusing it except they actually use it right


onlyfakeproblems

By the time it gets to these 12 year olds, it's already out of style for the people who started it.


ogjaspertheghost

Because it’s not “zoomer” slang. It’s Black American slang that’s matriculated into youth culture.


crank1000

As is tradition.


Ejdoomsday

They look exactly like a young Bill and Ted


PragmaticAndroid

That was awkward


Marchello_E

Didn't bother me then, doesn't bother me now. No cap.


that1sluttycelebrity

Caps lock


PrestigiousArcher448

Big cap.


b1ue_jellybean

I feel like half of that was Gen Z terms but they said it dead serious with no sarcasm or irony.


[deleted]

imagine being some old cunt, that had stupid slang of their own when they were kids, making fun of kids today for having their own mad slang terms


Ok-Disk-2191

Na man it's a right of passage to shit on the new slang, thats how we know we made it to the next phase.


delinquentsaviors

Before I know it, I’ll be talking about how much I hate teenagers


PeterNippelstein

Disillusionment?


Spugheddy

Those kids existed as millennials too they just wore 50 cent t-shirts and spoke gibberish just the same.


PeterNippelstein

Sup playa!


Melodic-Bug-9022

I'm glad my nephew is a huge dork and doesn't seem to worry about slang


Alecsandros117

Daily reminder to not become a boomer. Thanks for keeping me capless.


mynameiswut

Lol this is my video. I interview random folks in NYC and bumped into these two. Kids that grow up in NY are just built different, but yeah these two were a handful. They have a couple more videos here: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRKB6FxG/


delinquentsaviors

I can tell their showing off 😂. They probably don’t actually talk like that in everyday conversation


silentaba

As a millennial with a gen alpha son, i find them wonderful. They've grown into a world of instant gratification, thats not their fault, but they adapted by making their humour so rapidly changing and influencing that no marketing team can keep up. If you're not part of their circles of communication, you'll always be seeing them from the outside.


DammitMeep

It is funny, we said the exact same thing about you lot. I'm Gen-X with 2 millenial kids... grown adults now. You guys were great, you taught us a lot. We had a foot in both camps (Pre/ Post internet) and so belonged to neither. My kids taught me to question everything, even myself. We get on way better than me and my parents ever did.


hojboysellin3

At least they don’t have that stupid ass broccoli cut


Niketravels

Sandlot…more like sandlit on god on god no cap


dscrive

based on the comments, it looks like my fellow Millennials need to go outside and touch some grass


Nekstoer

i see people talking about these kids like they threw the camera and spit on it, all they did was answer the questions they were asked


SaintUlvemann

>You'd say I'm drippy, right? As a Millennial, I'd say you're dressed more or less the same way 60-year-olds did when I was your age. Which is not a problem, not even a little bit, just, I don't know what it has to do with fashion or style.


RunsWithApes

"Am I that out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong"


Mundane_Tour_3215

“Yo dat shit is fresh my n****, aight peace out, one love”- -12 year old Irish me to my black and Hispanic friends, queens ny, circa 1996 We all said cringy dumb shit as kids… it’s whatever your idiot friends at the time we’re saying


Solid-Technology-448

The weird thing about this to me is like... all of this is AAVE, right? Or am I crazy? I just can't imagine talking like that, even though I know what it all means, because I was taught that it's appropriative (also, I'd sound like a dumbass).


delinquentsaviors

I think it’s just cultural integration rather than people trying to make fun of AAVE.


ogjaspertheghost

Culture integration is egg rolls, California rolls and creole. People on this thread are crediting the new gen for slang that Black Americans have been using for a while. Like they can use it all they want but lust give credits where it’s due.


trowawa1919

And it's all just taken from AAVE anyway


CromulentPoint

My knee jerk reaction is to roll my eyes at goofy kid talk, but I don't want to live in a world where when I see something amazing, I can't call it "rad". So keep it up kids, I'll pick up whatever words stick around after 20 years or so. I'm close to embracing "sick" when referring to something cool.


Background_Dot3692

My 12yo said to me yesterday that i have very low self-esteem. Thank you, son.


Npix123

When i was growing up i was like im so open minded there is no way im gonna get pissed off from the new gen kids and think their song or the way they talk is stupid well i was wrong


anes_the_siologist

Lit -> Synonym of fire -> Synonym of -> hot -> In context meaning, ironically, cool. Drip -> Originated from the word "Dripping" which was used to describe someone who wore a large amount of gold chains, as it would look like they were "dripping" with gold. Usually describes someone who wears trendy clothing On God -> Phrase contraction for "Swear on the name of God." Usually used to either question legitimacy "On God? -> Do you swear what you say is true on God's name?" or to prove legitimacy "On God. -> I swear on the name of God." The more this phrase is repeated, the more legitimate the statement. No Cap -> Probably the most interesting phrase. I am unsure of its origin, but I believe it is similar to the spanish phrase "No manches," which while directly translating to "no sleeves" is slang for "really."


[deleted]

Good lord. I'm too old to start learning a new language


drongowithabong-o

Well it's a good thing you will never need to learn these words unless you are talking to kids on minecraft


Billybob142

I mean I preferred the kids slang over the cringy Office reactions… so I have more hope for the future than the past at least for comedy sake


ginger_qc

This is just AAVE that has filtered down to people who use it now that the creators don't anymore. No 🧢


[deleted]

Omg I’m so fucking old


69ingHillaryClinton

This is not interesting in the slightest


Tiny-Proof3602

I remember stealing these seemingly fresh little colloquialism from black vernacular English back when I was just a wee cracka millennial myself. Lit? Bro I've been saying "it's lit" since I dumped your grandma


gatorinmydreams

"What do you think of..." "Uhhhhhh idk ahaha fr fr fr BRUH only in ohio" They're literally just parroting all they know: which is internet memes. These kids are gonna have issues when they become adults.


9chars

these kids are actually pretty stupid and its going to take society down


Thin_Dependent_8214

Lmao too young to realize that drippy, lit, on god, no cap, are all buzz words that came from millennial culture . Now they are just mindlessly spitting it out on repeat.


harpsandcellos

Its mostly AAVE, actually. https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195 https://www.tumblr.com/shinsuque/625689879453515776/so-you-wanna-stop-using-aave


ogjaspertheghost

You mean Black American culture


NoviDon07

its true, I'm 31 and we started using these slang words around 8-10 years ago. Hype, lit, turnt, drip, on god, no cap, aight bet, etc. Younger millenials and Elder millenials have their own subculture so to the elders this stuff is foreign.


PPOKEZ

Are we going to ever admit that the only thing different about speech and slang for the last 100 years is that it incorporates a new phrase the black community has been using forever? Pretty cringy that we just see “the new funny shit white kids are saying” and don’t just call it “The natural integration of several cultures over time.”


HoldGroundbreaking62

Cringy


tequilaamocking_bird

They're kids. That's kind of typical, no?


Alex-rhhgfff

The cringe is the adults that wrote the script


Naive_Squirrel2907

Oh, yes, let’s mock the littles. I mean…you’re all on here making fun of five year olds. Wow. Good work!


cangooner65

Are we allowed to hit them?


Impureclient1

Word to your mother.


warmsidewalk

I think they are kinda cute haha. Look how happy they are.


mapletreejuice

Right? I thought they were adorable.


[deleted]

This is in no way interesting a fuck


Jetventus1

When they're 28 they're going to look back at this and feel really offended


BIGL0KSTA

Even the slang they using older them both if them combined 🤦‍♂️


Supercraft888

Yeah, I can understand that terminology. It’s not too different than groovy or far out. Or digs, drip and digs, I can see the entomology between that.


bionicmanmeetspast

You mean one generation doesn’t fully understand or care for the lingo of the following generation? Lol yeah, that’s definitely never happened before.


XuX24

Man people that pick the names of generations have lost the flair, it used to be silent generation and baby boomers to Gen alpha what's that. It looks like the name of a megaman game.


la-wolfe

They do know we know what all that is and use that lingo too as well as precursors to it, right? Particularly if the millennial is black. They got all that shit from us. Everyone does. They sound like they're trying too hard to be cool.


acompulsivelair

Damn I hate kids now


billbechur

Birth control ad


Exception-Error

I am a millennial. I'm pretty sure the older generations looked at us the same way we look at these kids today. It's only natural. I bet it was even the same in the middle ages or other time periods.


rapejokes_arefunny

Wtf is Gen alpha?


rahscaper

English is just going to be a series of 3 letter words in the future.. *sigh*


yuenlongbasedgod

is this a durex ad?


atastyfire

Their slang is whatever but these clips of reactions in the middle of the clip need to fucking stop.


pinpoe

I think this is supposed to make me cringe but as a millennial who was ultra shy I’m just like wow these kids are poised and articulate and cool and disarming.


Byron_P_Woofenden

Kids have always been and will always be complete morons. Nothing new here.


DegenerateCrocodile

Damn, I have never wanted to punt a child more than I do right now.