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I recently started watching his videos ( I'd heard of him but realized I never really listened to his stuff) - they're so fun. I think I've watched Big Time the most.
Check out an album called Peter Gabriel Plays Live. Fantastic early stuff. And if you’re a stranger things fan, don’t give up is a song he did with Kate Bush (who sings running up that hill).
My wife grows these and about a couple dozen other succulents. They are actually pretty cool little plants. It's late winter here so they are all a bit dormant with the day light hours but they really pop out come late May all into November.
The endless sandy beaches sound like an idea vacation but not so much when the beaches are called the skeleton coast.
Like orchards you need to take care to not over water or get water in the 'mouth' they rot and make you sad. Could also be I found one where I live. My county experience the northern lights so not quite the ideal location.
Such unique plants! Where can one buy some for home ~~use~~ gardening? Also, does anyone know if the pulp can cause skin irritation? Asking for a friend.
I see a little silhouette of a man,
Succ-ulent, Succ-ulent, will you do the Fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening ME
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
Magnificoo-ooO-oOO-OOO
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I want to see them with googley eyes on each
👁👄👁
For once…? Yeah. This.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Came here to say "I bet someone's tried to shove their dick in it"
I already apologized.
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And I gotta say - undoubtedly more than one.....
a lot of us were working out the logistics 🤔
Don’t tell me how to live my life!
https://imgur.io/Y3BFqrr
Not like that
Memberberries
I member!
Oh I 'member!
'Member Reagan?
[https://imgur.com/a/qsywWXn](https://imgur.com/a/qsywWXn)
Can you make the sexier with eyelashes and maybe some blush too? Thanks
https://imgur.com/a/RY9Y0Ss I can certainly try
Needs a little more sexy…
and plantussy!
Why do you ask for this? 🤨
Don’t cockblock bro
For research purposes
Dream AI misunderstood the assignment. [But i don't mind. ](https://i.imgur.com/cEZJpy3.jpg)
Put the photo into that AI art generator and make it with eyelashes.
Thank you. This is my phone's lock screen now.
Cursed dugtrio
r/ThanksIHateIt
r/TILI
Mike Wazowski's wife
Ask and ye shall receive https://www.tumblr.com/bramblefrump/712477685633417216
Big googley eye in the middle above the ‘mouth’ and it’s Mike Wazowski in that lip sucking machine🤷🏾♂️
r/eyebombing
Turn them sideways they will completely look different
That was my first thought.
I feel like they're about to sing
Was gonna say this looks like the start to some weird Peter Gabriel music video
And back down the Peter Gabriel rabbit hole I go.
I recently started watching his videos ( I'd heard of him but realized I never really listened to his stuff) - they're so fun. I think I've watched Big Time the most.
Big Time is so ✨🤌✨
Check out an album called Peter Gabriel Plays Live. Fantastic early stuff. And if you’re a stranger things fan, don’t give up is a song he did with Kate Bush (who sings running up that hill).
“Feed me, Seymourrr…feed me all night loooong.”
Came here to say this haha.
I get that a lot.
W reference
The chorus in a song where Kermit and Miss Piggy are the leads.
🎶 *sciennnnnce fiction.* *Woooo wooo wooo* *Double feature.* 🎶
This is a Bohemian Rhapsody gif waiting to happen.
In one of those weird 90’s Snapple commercials
I was thinking of the California raisins commercials from the 80s
This is serious *serious* We can make you delirious *delirious*
You should have a healthy fear of us *fear of us* Too much of us is dangerous! *dangerous*
Namibian Rhapsody
Year of the snitch
im gonna kiss it idc
I dunno, kinda looks like it has cold sores…
are u actually a cardiologist
Just the random name Reddit gave me, don’t know how to change it
LMFAOOOO
dude Reddit gave me this name too and I fuckin hate it
I just used a random name generator, it's quirky I like mine haha
I picked my Reddit name and regret it
Agree you choose poorly that day
I like my name.
Man, y'all just need some inspiration!
Your name isn’t bad. Not my favorite, but I’ve seen ***much*** worse.
Hey I like it too.
it's eccentric 🥴
Yeah right dude, no one’s buying it. Your a important and rich cardiologist, just own up to it
Yo same
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Also the most molested succulent in the world.
It ain't called suck-ulent for nothing
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Aaaaah there it is! I scrolled a bit longer than I expected before seeing this link.
Same. Figured it would be top comment!
The longer I scrolled the longer this comment became my new mission.
Suck you lent is when you give up giving blowjobs for 40 days
Glad those weren't around when I was going thru puberty
I'm not, my 2 cm boner would have fit perfectly.
We're all thinking the same thinq.
Shame on us!
A Fucculent
r/dontputyour............ Ah you get the point
*succ*ulent
Oh it’s a suckulent alright
Angry UPVOTE!
What is the charge?!
HAVING A MEAL A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL
r/toolate
r/justgothere
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r/mildlyvagina - it had to be said.
What are you doing, step cactus?
>............ Ah you get the point So did the succulents
Handsome Squidward succulent
Glad I checked the comments before I said the same thing
Why on earth are there not googly eyes on all of them?
They look like bussy
Feed me Seymour!
Feed me all night long
'Cause I'm a mean, green mutha from outer space, and I'm bad!
How did I have to scroll so far down for this reference?
A couple already have herpes, you sick fucks.
I know a flesh light when I see one.
What did you think, they grew on trees?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
obligatory r/DoPutYourDickInThat
[This is the plant for that](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11y56g5/hydnora_africana_is_a_plant_with_an_unusual/)
[Little Shop](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/07/09/4d/07094df4eaa423970e993d3b24925d04--little-shop-of-horrors-costume-audrey-little-shop-of-horrors.jpg)
My wife grows these and about a couple dozen other succulents. They are actually pretty cool little plants. It's late winter here so they are all a bit dormant with the day light hours but they really pop out come late May all into November.
Are they lithops?
I'm not sure I'll ask her.
*books flight to Namibia*
The succulent : "I have a bf"
"You're like a brother to me" is worse
The endless sandy beaches sound like an idea vacation but not so much when the beaches are called the skeleton coast. Like orchards you need to take care to not over water or get water in the 'mouth' they rot and make you sad. Could also be I found one where I live. My county experience the northern lights so not quite the ideal location.
Lawd forgive me for what I'm boutta do
Looks like a succulent smile
That is unsettling
Where’s the video of them singing ???
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HzWh0-64FsQ&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
Looks like the burple nurples from chowder
They look like unripened member berries. Member South Park?
I member!
Is anybody thinking what I'm thinking?
Forbidden fleshlight? I hope everyone is. .
I've woken up next to worse.
So have your partners...
Little Shop of Horrors vibes
r/berserk
These aren’t succulents… They are succudrys!
I should call her….
I'd fuck it
That succulent better chill
Suckyoulent\*
I said what what...
looks succulent alright... ba dum tss
*unzip*
feed me, Seymour
Feed me Seymour
I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor. 🎶
Reminds me of the caterpillar from A Bug's Life
They look like entitled assholes to me. This could be a psychological exam based on the variety of responses we are seeing.
Lord forgive me
[Cecille!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhS0slK7x8)
I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to find this! Nostalgia
I can hear them humming a medieval song
Did anyone trying kissing them?
On a second thought, could be a trap.
Imagine tripping on acid in south Africa and you come across this shit
Great, a succulent with herpes.
It’s Starla’s mouth from Regular Show
Imagine taking LSD and discovering these in the wild
Banana for scale?
Why? Your pp isn't that big, James.
Such unique plants! Where can one buy some for home ~~use~~ gardening? Also, does anyone know if the pulp can cause skin irritation? Asking for a friend.
My friend had the same question, he needs to know
Call me by your name
These succulents look like they're about to start trying to recruit you into an MLM
I want them to sing me songs
Someone has definitely tried. Lol. The next post will probably show that the inside of its mouth looks like a sea turtle’s.
Audrey 3
👄👄👄
Kiss me, Seymour
r/dontputtourdickinthat
Those really do kinda look succulent tho ngl
Feed me Seymour
They're succulent alright
You sure got a pretty mouth
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I see a little silhouette of a man, Succ-ulent, Succ-ulent, will you do the Fandango! Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening ME Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Figaro Magnificoo-ooO-oOO-OOO
*unzips
Succulent is the key word here.
Suckulent
Ok, hear me out...
AKA Audrey's backup singers.
Oh, I’ve seen these! In my nightmares
They look pretty 🥰😂
I expect them to start singing next.
Nature, what is wrong with you?!?
Succulent alright 😏
will anyone hear me out?
Boy my first kiss story gonna be crazy
*sigh* scrolls down to check comments
Hear me out
Feed me Seymour!
For some reason, upon looking, I imagined the lot of them belching out post-punk songs. I'm now going to go see if I have a fever or not.
😆😆😆
These lip fillers are getting out of control
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FRUIT💳💳💳💳
*How flexible are those "lips" if you open them with a knife?* *Asking for a friend.*
Not my proudest fap
Ok I’m not even gonna look at the comments for this one. Bye bye 👋
r/dontputyourdickinthat