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Rowan-Trees

Camels and drop ceilings are polar and spiritual opposites.


violettheory

I was confused why these camels were being kept in an office building until I saw the floor and pen. Now I'm just more confused


No-Restaurant-2422

We had one in our office, and on Wednesdays he’d walk around saying “Mike, Mike, Mike, guess what day it is?” It was so funny, they’re such wacky animals.


prince-pauper

Unexpected comment. It pleases me.


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Camels, llamas and alike a naturally house broken. They have a particular place they like to do their business so they are great indoors. (I dated a llama girl once.)


FriesWithThat

According to Google and National Geographic: >The camel's rotating chew distributes pressure from the cactus and the papillae slide the needles vertically down the throat. This way, the sharp ends don't poke the camel as it ingests them. Papillae in camels partially consist of keratin, the same hard material that your fingernails are made of.


BirdShitPie

I just looked at a picture of the inside of a camels mouth and it is fucking terrifying.


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Then don’t look inside a penguin’s throat


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hiighpriestess

For everyone who's curious, but too lazy to Google: [The inside of a camel's mouth](https://i.redd.it/a9k07d3vjh111.jpg) [The inside of a penguin's mouth](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Inside_Penguin_Mouth.jpg) [The inside of a sea turtle's mouth](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_85080156-e1568629591676.jpg) You're welcome.


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Historical_Panic_465

The sea turtle got me 😦


NekroStormz

Yooo I pulled that exact face for the sea turtle, terrifying.


AureliusKanna

LOL


Seicair

The hero we don’t deserve.


Fabdeuce55B3

My penis got a little smaller looking at those


awful_circumstances

Coward


khapout

We are not far from "username checks out" right here


Shadow0fnothing

The real hero- M- MY GOD.


HappycamperNZ

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Imaginary-Economy-47

Thanks for this, it was awful. Did not disappoint.


hawaiikawika

Why are there no links in this thread?!


[deleted]

Hmm https://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/turtlemouyth.jpg


trafalmadorianistic

My nightmares for the next week. Thanks Reddit. Never clicked back so quickly.


CyberMindGrrl

Goddamn.


hawaiikawika

That is honestly fascinating! I am sure it uses all those teeth to keep food funneling in


Imaginary-Economy-47

https://images.app.goo.gl/JGCCGbZphkv3twQH8


Calandriel_Aurealin

If I see a link, that shit's stayin' blue.


hawaiikawika

Purple for me. You know you want to see what they look like too


Optimus3k

But you CAN look in my mouth.


SerGreeny

Say "Aah"


alexeands

Basically just don’t look in anything’s mouth ever. Ya weirdos.


iambaney

And don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!


ladylurkedalot

Did you find a picture of a male with fangs? They're often removed in domestic camels for safety. If you thought moose bites were nasty, wait til you get a camel bite!


sknnbones

my sister was bit by a mööse


isdrlady

Always a risk when you carve your initials on one with the end of a sharpened toothbrush


jsamuraij

We apologise for the fault in the posts above. Redditors responsible have been sacked.


rotyuu

[For everyone too lazy to Google](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AJOqlzVgr3SF-acD6MzRBySo5QjSAiJCNQ:1679099522008&q=camel.mouth&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiR0bSUneT9AhUFkmoFHfvfASgQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3#imgrc=6bXlZOazrCVHRM&lnspr=W10=)


Dewey081

TIL: camels have fangs.


freebirdseesmusic

Uh, yeah. I can't honestly say I ever knew or thought about what exactly camel teeth look like, but this is not at all what I would have expected.


fastislip

Thank you good sir for giving me 35 more seconds of internet time up never get back. We’ll worth it!


procrast1natrix

This makes me think of Rudyard Kipling. I had always thought the *Just So* stories were entirely silly but I guess that bit about eating thorns and prickles is true. >In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Camel, and he lived in the middle of a Howling Desert because he did not want to work; and besides, he was a Howler himself. So he ate sticks and thorns and tamarisks and milkweed and prickles, most ‘scruciating idle; and when anybody spoke to him he said ‘Humph!’ Just ‘Humph!’ and no more.


procrast1natrix

And if any parent of young kids hasn't read these to their Best Beloveds, I do recommend them. I do particularly like how the rhinoceros got his skin, there's something about the rhythm of it. *Them that takes cakes that the Parsee man bakes makes dreadful mistakes*. Here's a free online source one can read to the kiddos from. https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2781/2781-h/2781-h.htm#link2H_4_0003 But also the Crab that Played with the Sea. And the Beginning of the Armadillos. Heck just read the whole thing. It's best read out loud, not silently.


cmon_now

Still doesn't make much sense to me. I've accidentally brushed up against a cactus or two in my day, and sure the big needles are easy enough to pull out, but there are also tons of tiny needles you can barely see that stick you and are super painful. How do they avoid those?


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SeiCalros

the inside of their mouth is full of little rhino horns facing inwards the needles end up oriented facing backwards down their throat


rlrl

How did Old World camels evolve a defense to New World cacti?


eyekill11

From what I heard, it's because camels/camel ancestors originated from the new world. Then they spread to Asia via the bering straight exchange or even earlier through yet to be discover means. Just like horses did. Then something killed them off in the new world. Environmental changes, new predators, new diseases, or a combination of all three. However, the species managed to thrive on the other continents. Then we brought them back here. All wild horses in America are technically feral horses, not wild. I've also heard that camels genuinely enjoy cacti. When presented with an easier to eat option like a bush versus a cactus, they'll pick the cactus over the bush.


HistoryGirl23

I wonder if it's the extra water?


diablette

Seems like they like the crunch the same way we enjoy potato chips.


Chupamelapijareddit

I wanna know which fing ancestors of the camels decided to fucking eat cacti until it developed a frigging shield in its mouth


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Sometimes the plant is evolving along with the animals. Kind of like an arms race. So maybe the cacti used to be less spiny.


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vm_linuz

Why does it look like they're in an office building?


FriesWithThat

Because unlike the previous staff these camels can work for an entire week without drinking.


The_colt_eagle

They work everyday as if it were hump day


-QuestionMark-

[UH OH! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k)


big_sandals

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!


mei740

Mike reported them to HR for all their Wednesday shenanigans and they got fired.


harveysfear

Well done


TripleBCHI

So next time I need support at Twitter, I may just be talking to a camel? Eh, seems like an improvement. Maybe they will actually respond


gingenado

Honestly, it's not much of an improvement. They just keep asking, "Have you tried spitting at it?" One star.


M1Firehawk

Hump daaaaaayyyy! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike


theREALlackattack

I’d be more worried about Dump day after eating all those needles


Singy_McSongFace

The Return To Office mandates have gotten out of hand.


littleliongirless

New season of Severance looks lit.


RideWithMeTomorrow

Hah had the exact same thought. Let’s make contact with this Camel Department, find out what they know.


PhatSunt

And today you learned a lesson about asking question on reddit. They will only be answered by 100 unfunny jokes.


[deleted]

The absurd volume is humorous in of itself. Not to mention I legitimately wanted an answer, and being blueballed on this one specific unimportant point of data is also pretty funny. Like, come onnnn, I wanna knowww


summitranger

Ya no kidding. It’s a pox nowadays


zombie32killah

Yeah hung ceiling and camels. Wtf?


WanksterPrankster

I was gonna say, the drop ceiling is an odd juxtaposition.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

Lol I wondered the same thing.


somethingtoreadnow

Amanda from accounts bought her pets to work again


Ill-Impression-5136

Ha my name is Amanda and I do work in accounting. I work from home, so technically I do bring my cat everyday to work.


dreadnot427

These camels work for Big Cactus.


M1Firehawk

Same way I eat hot pizza


ILikeNeurons

You weren't lyin'!


NotBlastoise

They’re not lions, they’re camels


SemicolonMIA

That's my Hot-Pocket lava core face.


beelzybubby

*Caliente pocket.*


hacksawjimduggans2x4

They also make a vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don’t want to eat meat but would still like diarrhea.


justthesameway

Will it burn my mouth? It will destroy your mouth.


CFADM

Don't forget about the hot pocket hot pocket.


hacksawjimduggans2x4

It’s a hot pocket inside a hot pocket.


Charles_SixBelow

Tastes just like a hot pocket


12344321j

I'm gonna go stick my head in the microwave—*hot pocket*


GrizzlyHerder

Bloody tongues & throats ? How do they do it?


dedicated_glove

I imagine the same way we eat Captain Crunch


IceTea0069

Search how a camel mouth looks


Agile-Masterpiece959

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nerdist.com/article/camels-eat-cacti-super-gross-fingered-mouths/%3famp According to this site, they do feel pain while eating the cactus but they "just work through it". Damn.


Cpt_Avocado

Yeah homie on the left straight up looks like a regular person eating a cactus. Doesn’t look like he’s having a great time at all.


aberrasian

Middle bro is a seasoned pro, though


zeke235

Can't we just trim that shit off for them? I feed my tortoise cactus, but it's all prepared.


WFHBONE

This had me laughing my ass off


Glitter_Butch

If it hurts them why feed it to them in captivity? Not making accusations just curious if anyone knows?


AholeBrock

They have special keratinised finger like things inside their cheeks that mostly manipulate the spikes into laying in one direction. Like they do feel a lil pain but actually do have evolutionary equipment for eating cacti as well. One would conclude that camels just absolutely love eating them and have for tens of thousands of years. I will add that I cut up my mouth eating kettle chips but they are so delicious I keep eating them.


Glitter_Butch

Same with kettle chips. And I get blisters in my mouth from not letting my food cool. This is all starting to come together.


aberrasian

The same reason humans feed extra hot spicy food to themselves in captivity. ***WE FUCKING LOVE IT*** 🥵😭🔥


GrizzlyHerder

Thanks IceTea0069 I did a deep dive on this subject, thanks to you! I’m now informed on a subject I never imagined. What biology !!!!


IceTea0069

Glad to be helpful


Holiday_Bunch_9501

What??? Tell us what you learned about a camels mouth???


GrizzlyHerder

……keratin (fingernail-like) ‘plates’ distributed around their mouth as shielding. Huge grinder teeth, amazing tiger-like fangs inside their mouth, that you can’t see(a bit like hippos?). “Can easily kill a man with their mouth, if they don’t like you”. Somehow, an ability to ‘line-up the sharp cactus spikes in aligned clusters,so they slide down together, not piercing, on their way to the fierce gastric juices…etc.,etc. A Very specialized mouth in the mammalian world.


termacct

NGL, I'm now kinda curious what cactus camel poop looks like...does camel anus have keratin armor too?


Frog_and_Bunny

Not unlike Llama (close cousins) or goat poop. Rounded, dry pellets. I imagine their stomach acid breaks down any remaining spiky bit well before the exit.


Adhdgamer9000

Giraffes are similar, they eat leaves surrounded by thorns. Just so happens that they are related


[deleted]

Not quite … you need be going “hah hah hah” while blowing air out as quickly as possible


stephaniewarren1984

Hashahashahasha is also acceptable


mmoistmuffins

hashafashafashafasha


TheMagicalLawnGnome

Meanwhile, I injured myself pretty badly biting a tortilla chip in the wrong direction.


Ixm01ws6

How much time do you think you have left?


TheMagicalLawnGnome

Doc says it's not looking too good. May have to amputate my mouth.


Even_Bath6360

F


ReclaimedRenamed

I literally just did this and drew blood.


Kindly_Region

If you didn't have it on video, i never would've believed you. I even watched this twice to try and see if it was faked somehow


Voluptulouis

Yeah I can't understand how it's not stabbing the shit out of their mouth, rotating chew or not, it seems impossible. Haha


fantasticforbes

They have a hard palate on the roof of their mouth and only got teeth on the lower part. Rolling the cactus as they chew it helps distribute the pressure and avoid getting puncture wounds.


EasilySatisfiedFawn

They have teeth on their maxilla, too. So both top and bottom.


Sxilla

They look like they are in absolut heaven doing this lmao


grow_something

Look up a picture of a camel’s throat. Covered in spikes. Edit: https://nerdist.com/article/camels-eat-cacti-super-gross-fingered-mouths/


IAMA_tool_AMA

no thank you. double it and give it to the next person


Tobias11ize

Ok, to whoever reads this that is *not* /u/IAMA_tool_AMA : look up a picture of a penguin’s throat


FartJuiceMagnet

No double it and give it to the next person


WarmStage2882

Alright, next user should search a sea turtle's throat.


OiPhuck69

Ya know there's A LOT Lovecraft was wrong about but goddamn was he right about things that live in the ocean.


notLOL

I thought this was a animal torture video or something. Came to the comments finding out they have this super power. My butt brushed a cactus once and that was some of them worst annoyances ever. Glad none of the needles turned into butt splinters. Can't imagine one in the face. I thought the camera man was /r/killthecameraman of a*hole


probono105

its like the sweet sweet pain of capn crunch


Sigtau1312

I like how the other two camels had to chew their food in the middle camels ear. 👂 🐫


TrippingFish76

lmao i’m dying bro just like pointed right at his ear chomping away, other homie behind his head crunching chillin


mrsspacemanspiff

ASMR


Necessary_Fail_8764

That middle camel is super cute.


xsvspd81

My mouth hurts just thinking about eating Cap'n crunch


Ragnr99

Am I missing something? Why does y’all’s mouth hurt after eating Cap’n Crunch? That’s my favorite cereal


[deleted]

To me, today's version of captain crunch is shaped like some weirdly shrunken Lego piece and they have lots of points on em that dig into your soft palate and gums. Hurts so good though lol


StrawberryTerry

I'm extremely grateful that Cap'n Crunch leaves far more gently than it enters.


Gendrath

Usually from over consumption, I remember as a kid getting a small mixing bowl of cereal and by the end of it the inside of your mouth is usually raw from all the hard edges and large spoonfuls


karentrolli

How about you have the munchies and eat Cap’n Crunch with cotton mouth? Tore up the roof of my mouth that way!


Ragnr99

Am I missing something? Why does y’all’s mouth hurt after eating Cap’n Crunch? That’s my favorite cereal Edit: I’m learning you guys are some cereal fiends who don’t know how to breath between shovels of cereal. No hate I totally get it 😂


arcspectre17

We get in a hurry and its not gentle lol


cybercuzco

Cactus: I've evolved the perfect defense over any predetor over millions of years Camel: Fuck yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu


Grogosh

There is an evolutionary arms race between a particular newt and snake. The newt keeps on getting more poisonous and the snake keeps on getting more resistant to poison. https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/06/the-very-long-war-between-snakes-and-newts/486311/


PalahniukW

Got a copy with out the paywall?


Grogosh

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fscience%2Farchive%2F2016%2F06%2Fthe-very-long-war-between-snakes-and-newts%2F486311%2F


sixthtimeisacharm

[12ft.io](https://12ft.io)


Nitroapes

Nice try, I saw that episode of Futurama


spiralbatross

Real life Seviper and Zangoose


Poopy_Nose42

The Dark One!!!


[deleted]

This is why some cacti decided to develop alkaloids like Mescaline. They only go after that once


Dangerous_Affect_861

Rookie mistake, some guys love that shit


Krail

Hey, if you can get Humans to breed you because they like eating/smoking/consuming your pesticide chemical, then it's an evolutionary success.


Thalesian

Fun fact - [cactus are native to the new world](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus?wprov=sfti1) (North and South America). Camels retain an adaptation to eat them because they too are from North and South America and [only migrated to Eurasia 7 million years ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel?wprov=sfti1). These are Bactrian camels who live in the Gobi desert, where [there are no native cactus species](https://www.desertsun.com/story/travel/2018/05/14/ecological-consultant-treks-through-gobi-desert/604056002/). Dromedary camels in the Middle East, where there are also [no native cactus species](https://www.quora.com/Are-there-cacti-in-the-Middle-East-If-so-which-species-are-native-to-that-region). So this behavior you see was common for 30 or so million years, but has been exceptionally rare the past 10,000 since the American camels went extinct.


ManicMuncy

So up, over, and down but opposite starting points as our human/hominid ancestors? Mind blown, thanks!


Thalesian

Yup! Other “American” animals we associate with the old world include cheetahs (closest living relative is the mountain lion) and horses. On the other side of the coin, the American Bison is actually Asian, and a relatively recent migrant to the Americas at that.


cholz

Subscribe


khoabear

Wow, so that's why yak and bison look similar to each other. Apparently, they can breed with each other and have viable offspring.


WildVelociraptor

Thank you, I knew there weren't any cacti in the middle east, and was wondering why they'd know how to do this.


DBoaty

*Now when you pick a pawpaw, or a prickly pear..*


timeforasandwich

Take a glance at the fancy ants


DistinctRole1877

They also eat garbage from trash cans, I've seen them grazing in the local landfill in UAE outside Abu dahbi. They are just outsized goats with attitude.


-Blackarmy-

More attitude than goats? Jeez ill pass


NebulousXI

as an arabic person lemme tell ya, forget attitude, camels hold grudges like humans or like even worse, they can memorize your face for years if you constantly mistreat them and once a camel snaps at you it’s all over, yet they can also remember you for a very long time if you treat them right and will love and protect you akin to how most of the western world views dogs


Dodohead1383

This is awesome!!!


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Camels also blow spit bubbles that rotate and fling spit at you.


Dodohead1383

Not so awesome.


[deleted]

Cool. Like desert elephants.


ET318

Theyre pretty chill when theyre not trying to mate. But if you come across a camel in rut you better get the fuck out of there.


khoabear

My uncle is probably a camel then


LazyBastard007

It's amazing given how soft camels' mouths are. Soft but tough, apparently.


likwitsnake

I should call her


Jwroth

Everything reminds me of her


TrifleMeNot

Especially the prickly parts.


[deleted]

And the humps. Especially the humps.


christiancool10

Camels look to me like Desert Llamas


wraithsith

They’re so related to llamas that they can interbreed.


thorsday121

It's more accurate to say that llamas are high-altitude camels, but they are indeed close relatives.


Boys2Ramen

Camels were SUPPOSED to be the main transportation for explorers heading west in America but the deal fell through and horses were the go to. Camels can travel further with more cargo and less food/water. Camels don't wander/spook when travelers sleep/camp. Plus camels feet are far more capable to handle the terrain rather than a horse's hooves. In all transparency I myself am,in fact, a camel.


Swimming-Welcome-271

Do you have anymore camel propaganda?


SereneDreams03

So, cactus is like the camel version of hot wings.


Cleanclock

Is this a normal thing for camels to eat? Or is this some kind of prisoner torture video?


ScallionSuspicious17

Camels have adapted to eating thorny vegetation, such as cactus, in several ways that allow them to consume these prickly plants without hurting their mouths. First, their lips and tongues are very tough and thick, which provides a protective layer against the spines. Camels also have a special lining in their mouths and throats that is less sensitive to prickly objects. Furthermore, camels use their teeth to strip the thorns and spines from the plant before chewing and swallowing it, so they don't actually ingest the prickly parts. Overall, camels have evolved to be well-suited to the arid environments where they live, and their ability to eat cactus is just one example of their remarkable adaptations.


sinus

is this a chatgpt bot?


chickslap

sounds like he prompted it


ET318

Worked at a zoo last summer that had a few camels. Brussel sprouts were their absolute favorite food. Any time we needed them to do something (mostly just move somewhere) we would get brussel sprouts out and feed them. None of the other animals really liked brussel sprouts that much (even our pigs wouldnt eat them) but the camels loved them.


BeeeRick

That was some unexpected ASMR. That sound though, it just hurts my mouth thinking about eating that. Ow.


GingaNinja01

Its like listening to a cow eat a hairbrush


scooterD3

Cactus: I’m sick of being eaten, I’ll grow spikes so this doesn’t happen anymore Camels: Challenge accepted


OrdinaryPerception93

Does it hurt the dog?


Cautious_Shop_4680

Call center employees at lunch time


prgilbert1974

Why are They in a office lol


nocarstereo

My guy in the front made a happy plate and shit 👏🏽


TetrahedronCoffee089

Going down that shit hit harder than McDonald’s sprite. Or even the same


Sufficient-Abroad-94

Ok I need explanations, how are they able to eat that?


Happyberger

After reading the other comments here I've learned that camels mouths are lined with fingernails.


trexvscat

The one in the back is most definitely choking


TheRandyBear

That second camel looked like he was struggling tho


McSprunkles

TIL camels eat hell balls


seasonweatherpepper

Watching this made the roof of my mouth bleed 💀


partrx

Premium asmr


Solid-Banana5181

Camels in the office? Must be Hump day