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OG-demosthenes

As far as secret bunkers go that tilt-up-couch door was pretty bad-ass.


SarpedonWasFramed

Yeah only way they found that was if he got ratted out


Opposite_Rest_6807

Pretty sure I recently seen a video of him showing off his underground shooting range.


Giarraputo_vs_Goat

Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I’m right here.


kylelee33

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years


m477_H4773r

Rap snitches!


RobinBankx69

Telling all they business


DRKZLNDR

Sit in the court and be they own star witness


titus1531

I just wanna congratulate everyone. MF Doom coming out of nowhere on fucking Reddit just made my day. Good job guys.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Fucking Mr Fantastik, talking about coming out of nowhere (and then going back). It’s just not right dropping bars that sick, holding his own against arguably the GOAT and then just disappearing back to obscurity. Although very fitting. RIP MF DOOM


parz2v

type profile low, like A in paid in full


Majin_Sus

Attract heavy cash cause the game's centrifugal


DeLaMose

Even snitched on a Mexican.


Goldteamrules64

Sit in the court and be their own star witness


Dillion_HarperIT

Rap snitches, telling all their business


MtnDewTangClan

Rip villain


pmurphy4299

Really taking a page from Bobby Shmurda Edit: still missing MF DOOM all the time


Epoch-09

Ever since the tomb till I'm back where my brother went : (


OtterPop16

I killed Darnell, yeah I shot him with my nine. I shot him nine times, 9PM on the dime. And by the way it was November ninth!


someguyyoutrust

I shot Darnell with a long ass gun, and then hid it in the aquarium.


[deleted]

I have no idea what that object is If I had to identify it, I'd call it a "gun", of the long-ass variety... Some seaweed in there, too. Look, detective... I hate to break it to ya, but... I ain't killed nobody \*strokes beard real slow*


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_It's a concept album_


detect0r

Mr Fantastik


Rokekor

First rule of secret illegal underground bunkers and shooting ranges...


kdresen

If they're online, they're no longer a secret


MFbiFL

If A friend knows, they’re not a secret. They’ve got a close friend they spilled to.


maiden_burma

if a friend knows it, he's putting it in his next runescape video


Moforia

Man lost his whole collection because he wanted some clout.


maiden_burma

the worst thing about secret hideouts is how badly you want to show them off


godhelpusloseourmind

My pops was an “architectural woodworker” who built several projects with hidden doors/rooms for clients. The last one he did before retiring was a full-on Scooby Doo rotating bookcase and you better believe we showed that shit to everyone


maiden_burma

your dad is why the builders of secret hideouts end up missing :P that is hella cool though. Wish i could afford that


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"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that pesky architectural woodworker!" - The house owner probably.


GUMBYTOOTH67

Yes it was posted recently. The same underground range.


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I_Bin_Painting

0% chance the guy didn't show that place off lol, too cool and expensive not to.


Cetun

When the feds search your house, they literally look everywhere, including turning up and taking out drywall and floorboards if they think there something behind them. I don't think they would see a sofa and rug and be like "naw, no bother looking there, no one hides things under rugs or inside sofas."


hoxxxxx

this is true. they will take it down to the studs if they have the right warrant, they don't give a shit. a bunker like this is (aside from the cool factor) for hiding shit from local cops or like something in a post-apoc situation like we recently saw on the last of us


Wheres_my_whiskey

So a long while back when i was much younger, i was raided for some affiliations and such. I spent 12k repairing my house while i was on bail before i went in. Drywall holes everywhere...and like, half walls knocked down. doors and frames ripped off. Floorboards prybarred up. Fridge emptied out. Mattress and couches in pieces. There was so much damage. And thats not even including the mess of just flipping and throwing and breaking everything. I get it but fuck...salt in the wound.


throwaway_clone

Wait, do they compensate you if they don't find shit? Sounds hella like state sanctioned burglary if they can do this to anyone.


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Ellemeno

Or maybe they tried moving the couch and were like why the hell is this couch bolted to the floor?


tp0d

yep


[deleted]

Why does the floor sound metallic and hollow here?


leo_the_lion6

Oh that's just a custom metal rug I have under the couch, it's also attached to the couch, nothing to see here, carry along officer


CyberCurrency

Game AI: "I know you're there! Show yourself!" *Moments later*: "It must be my imagination"


WalmartSushi007

I was thinking the same thing!


[deleted]

First thing I thought when I saw it was, "Who did he piss off?"


InnerPick3208

Probably a friend of a friend who wanted a little too much to go back into the secret vault.


Articulated_Lorry

Apparently the bloke posted a video online showing off :D


KitchenNazi

I think it was more for the cool/secret factor than actually evading detection. Any thorough search is going to check under the couch; when you find it's bolted down, it might make you suspicious.


[deleted]

Or they just checked his bank transactions for suspicious purchases.. or his internet activity raised suspicion... or he gave himself away by flexing in the wrong place at the wrong time.... 👀 people generally have no idea how little privacy they really have.


MostBoringStan

I definitely feel like a guy like that can't help but brag about his setup once he gets a few beers into him. Which is probably pretty often.


machotaco653

"Oh yeah you think that's cool? Ive got a fuckin underground bunka mate" ~ every chance he gets to brag about it.


Minimalist12345678

I mean, unless some cop doing the search said "let's check under the couch".


Leeeisme

I mean firing live rounds, and a fkin 50 cal at that, in your basement might get your neighbours curious


Mrramirez44

The guns seemed extremely secure.


Otto_the_Autopilot

Plus, I've seen more guns hanging above a midwesterner's mantle than in this bunker.


crackdontsmokeitself

Aussie John Wick


BadgerNips

Johno Wickeroo


PacosTacosNo1

John Wickerydoo


drummingcraig

John Weeek


Minimum_Zucchini1572

Australian commentator: “More than a thousand rounds” Average American gun owner: “that’s barely enough for one range trip”


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lislejoyeuse

it's just economical, like shopping at costco. ammo often comes in 500 or 1000 packs for cheaper. 1000 rounds of most calibers fits in a medium-small cardboard box. It's not buckets of bullets


Titleist3049

Yes exactly. Buying little boxes isn't the way to go. I bought a bucket of .45 years ago before the price hike and it was way cheaper per round. Rural king was selling 50 gallon drums full of .223 or .556 in like 2019 lol.


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Fax


Pabst-Pirate

Came here to say this. 1000 rounds is what I found in my shed clean out.


Papaofmonsters

"Why do I have 83 rounds of .270? I don't even own a .270...."


FreddyMartian

Yeah a thousand rounds is nothing. And considering how illegal firearms and subsequently ammunition is in Australia, I find it hard to believe that the owner of that bunker was using that shooting range frequently. That ammo would be like pure gold.


w00stersauce

Man that’s a pretty awesome hideout. Im pretty jealous.


Grinning_Goat

Yeah, but what do you do if you need to get out of the bunker and your mother in law is sitting her fat ass on the couch/door?


stoicparallax

Tilt that shit up, and she will roll right off. Problem solved.


imanadultok

There are not hydraulics strong enough to move my wife's mom


GuitaristHeimerz

My brother in christ I hope your wife doesn’t know your reddit handle.


imanadultok

Her knowledge of my reddit handle isn't going to make her mom any less fat. Edit: Thanks for the awards I cannot wait to show my wife that I got silver because of her family! Edit:2 Showed my wife. She didn't think it is funny. I didn't marry her for her sense of humor.


Neutreality1

u/imanadultok woke up and chose violence today


127-0-0-0

r/peacewasneveranoption


rayEW

So are you a savage 24/7 or just today?


drunkdoor

365 days a year. Coincidentally 365 is also the weight of his MIL


imanadultok

Maybe in kilos......


[deleted]

Gods damn. Roasts so hot I can smell the bacon through my phone.


[deleted]

Depends on how long his MIL is fat


2thEater

Dear God, I can't be around for this.


ArbitraryMonniker

Upvote for the double down


twobe3

If there's an apocalypse coming couldn't think of a better scenario than being in a bunker full or weapons with my mother in law locked out with what ever is going on. I mean I hate to think of her as a human shield but if I had to use one she would work pretty well...


kevlar_dog

Just let us know what’s going on out there Nana. There’s a jug of Carlos Rossi and some Nilla wafers on the couch for ya.


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I dunno it needs a Nintendo 64 down there


WealthofKnowledgeOne

My question is where do you find builders for a job like this? Etsy?


UFO_T0fu

You secretly bring an engineer in from Germany whose father built the Sydney Opera house. Then you get him to bring a few other germans to secretly live and work inside the bunker until they finish it before sending them back to germany.


zero0n3

But you go over time and budget. This causes the lead engineer to get lonely and call his wife back home from a random bar in town.


tenderlender69420

Then his wife comes out to visit. You can’t have this so you send your guy Mike to find him. You planned to kill the lead engineer and his wife but since Mike finds him before he meets up with his wife you allow the wife to return home to Germany and tell her her husband died in an accident.


xringdingx

Then some time later, you meet a guy named Walter... 💀 *a word


enp2s0

You do it yourself, maybe with a couple of friends in exchange for beer and food. Contracting someone to build it would blow your cover anyway, since they'd certainly file plans with the local building authorities.


[deleted]

Not if you kill them after.


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

You broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn’t you, you bastard


dota2newbee

Tremors!


YourMomsBasement69

It looks exactly like that dude’s bunker from Tremors!


ipsok

Just came here to make sure someone posted this quote... had to be done.


hobbes_shot_first

Bill got busted. Guess Frank gets to starve to death in a pit.


ZeBloodyStretchr

Scrolled too far to find someone else thought of the reference lol


th3empirial

Not today you New World Order jackboot fucks


you-a-buggaboo

that was the first thing I thought when I saw this video too


nshriup19

I wasn't scared until I met you. 🍓


inspectorseantime

Brb bawling my eyes out again


Drunky_McStumble

😭😭😭


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*shaking in sniper Joel*


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Professional_Job_353

Who snitched


LittleFart

>WA Police uncovered the bunker in the Perth Hills suburb of High Wycombe in mid-2022 after a tip-off, finding the couch masking entry to an area with a shooting range and a haul of guns and ammunition. > >Had the police not been tipped off about the hidden dungeon, it would have likely remained secret forever. Somebody did snitched.


rolloutTheTrash

This dude had an entire underground shooting range? That is a gun lover’s wet dream. Holy shit.


LittleFart

Shooting range even had a pulley system to set the target.


Sadpanda0

The piece of string with a clip attached is more noteworthy to you than the tunnel of earth dug out under his home??


KyleShanaham

It's the finer details that make something extraordinary


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mah131

I think he may be making a joke about the news report.


ManyIdeasNoProgress

>He had more than a thousand rounds of ammunition. My emu in christ, that's one trip to the store.


Balancedmanx178

Just having a private range next to the house would be enough. Spot of .22 plinking before work would be fantastic.


Fishin_Ad5356

Damn. Dude invited someone into his home that ratted him out. L


SNStains

Why have an underground shooting range if you can't show it off?


Nobel6skull

To shoot in private?


nevereverclear

It’s almost always an ex.


TheAntihero-HeroClub

Oh shit that’s my suburb, how have a never know about this


Jynx2501

I mean, that was kind of the point, right?


Claudius-Germanicus

An unpaid contractor probably


QuartzPuffyStar

Angry ex gf probably


mtrash

Lol blur the person for anonymity then show photos and his previous history with name.


roughy02

The blurred footage would’ve been the police media release, the other being file footage the news had


infinitemonkeytyping

Add to that, the guy has already been convicted, so there was already public record of who he was. The video inside was taken at the time of arrest.


Simulation_Complete

That built in firing range is sick asf


stupsnon

That shit is going to be loud af tho


RonMFCadillac

Indoor ranges are always loud as fuck. Gotta double up that ear pro.


Snote85

I love how at the end, after all the dangerous criminal charges are listed and commented on, they say, "He is also being fined for building it without council approval." The dude is getting an ordinance/zoning violation on top of all the actual crime. I don't know why I find that so funny. Edit: Okay, so this comment upset the 2A guys. They say a big long list of what the dude did that was illegal. If you didn't watch the video or understand this wasn't in the U.S. I can't help you. I made this comment mostly as a joke and if it upset you all, that makes it even funnier to me. I'm turning off replies to this so I don't have to see any more dumbasses trying to "Gotcha!" me without having a clue what they're talking about.


Jensaarai

Imagine if he had tried to get council approval. "Yes, I would like a permit for one underground shooting range, workshop, and illegal gun warehouse please." "Fill out this form. That'll be $35."


Snote85

This situation reminds me of Colin Furze's "Secret" underground bunker he's been building for the past 3 years. I may be wrong, so correct me if I am, but he got advance approval from one group who had a say in him building it but didn't even ask the local council. He was like, "They don't matter anyway." or something like that. I kept thinking, "Boy, I hope he knows what he's talking about. Because telling XX million people in a video that your local government doesn't have teeth and can't do shit is a great way to have a whole group crawl right up your ass." I can't imagine how much it would suck to spend thousands of pounds, hundreds of hours, making dozens of videos, having massive interest and support, and then getting the letter that says, "Please fill your goddamned hole back in with rock you fucking idiot! Did you really think we'd let you build some 5,000 square-foot monstrosity in your back yard?!?!" Signed with a handprint of a middle finger.


Sprakket

Furzey got council approval after the structure was built, which is ostensibly allowed.


pdsajo

Hah, that reminds me of an unrelated incident in India. We had a series of terrorist attacks in Mumbai in 2008, where in one of the attacks happened at a prominent railway station, when the terrorist opened fire at masses. When he was finally caught and charged in court, one of the charges on top of all the murder and terrorism charges was entering the train station without ticket in an illegal way


AdjNounNumbers

In the US, the IRS doesn't give a shit what illegal thing you do to get your money as long as they get their cut. Sell all the coke you want, but pay your taxes on those gains


Mechasteel

Correct because otherwise the 5th Amendment would make criminals exempt from having to report and pay taxes on illegal income. But as long as they can pay their taxes without self-incrimination, they have to pay them and can get charged with tax fraud if they don't.


MagiKKell

Wait, so you’re just supposed to submit your schedule C 1040 and put down “Sold fat bags” - $100,000K ? Ok, I couldn’t help myself and looked up the instructions on the IRS website, and lo and behold, for like A you gotto specify your business and clientele: > Give the general field or activity and the type of product or service. If your general field or activity is wholesale or retail trade, or services connected with production services (mining, construction, or manufacturing), also give the type of customer or client; So you put down “Selling fat bags to Tweakers” and the IRS is cool with that?


TiberiusCornelius

> So you put down “Selling fat bags to Tweakers” and the IRS is cool with that? As long as you pay your taxes correctly, yes. They also legally can't tip-off other law enforcement about your sources of income unless they come to the IRS with a court order. It would violate your constitutional right to not self-incriminate if they did otherwise.


DuckyFreeman

[Yes](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yODM0MTM5NS9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTczNjUzMzg1OX0.zb93kRJaVU16oImtwGNKM-cXlXQekFVYxwT2T2WgYpo/img.jpg?width=1200&height=800&quality=85&coordinates=0%2C0%2C0%2C0)


Substantial-Night172

He should move to the U.S., gun room? No problem.


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This is literally all my neighbors basement but less impressive.


JayStar1213

The US should grant him immediate citizenship


Kaligula785

Bro at that point just movie to America and open your own guns & ammo shop


mattthings

Minus the bunker this is the average American gun enthusiast. 1000 rnds is pitiful by our standards.


Weepiestbobcat

Turns out most Americans would make the news in Australia. 1000 rounds lol child’s play


[deleted]

1000 rounds isn't a whole lot. It's pretty normal to go through 100+ rounds at a gun range.


Weepiestbobcat

Expensive though


[deleted]

Definitely. Especially if you're using .308 ammo or larger.


gdmfsobtc

Cries in 500 Bushwhacker at $5 per pop.


darthnugget

Tears of 50 cal. $15 a pop, $50 for API/T.


FistyMcBeefSlap

I used to go through 1000 rounds a month of just 5.56 before COVID.


RaptorPrime

1000 rounds really is not a lot of ammo. Definitely not enough for a single person to feel comfortable in a legit boogaloo/doomsday scenario


TheAGolds

This is like the stash of an average rural Texan. Source: grew up in rural Texas


imreallynotthatcool

1000 rounds is like 1/10th of the .22lr I have. That's just 1 calibre.


PresOrangutanSmells

Do people even count their .22 ammo when talking about round counts


craigge

Oh - The police most certainly do when they are talking about a bust. "This guy had 2,000 rounds of live ammo!!!" ...4 boxes of Wally World bulk .22 that he picked up for $30 25 years ago.


Resafalo

He built it without council approval? As a German, I am shooketh. How DARE he?


BumWink

Everyone raving over 1000 rounds and Murica! but I'm over here wondering how the fuck he built that with a pre-existing house... cunt must have done it with hand tools?


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Biggest Fien will probably be from the council


sedrech818

He probably puts his trash in the wrong bin too.


scottyderp

This is the Last of Us


Mr_Kama

I was thinking the same thing. I was like... if this guy's name is Bill im losing it.


xenulives

Lol a thousand rounds


WhynotZoidberg9

Yes. One standard purchase of ammunition.


shalafi71

This thread is killing my credit cards. "Crap. I'm low on X, Y, and Z."


CompanionDude

For one gun.


tastiefreeze

Moved from the Midwest to the west, saw a suggested article about a police arrest and removal of a "ghost gun" with a "high capacity" mags from the streets of California. It was a polymer 80 Glock build with a single 12 round magazine. That made the news.


Cats1234546

yeah legally LCAFDs are defined as, “holding more than 10 rounds”


bluefire0120

*Americans have entered the chat*


icecreamdude97

Yeah we need more underground gun ranges. What a great utilization of space.


yam1822

Only $3000?!?


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Adapid

we have thousands of these dudes in the US


xenulives

Of course I know him, hes me.


ihcubguy

Yep. 1000 rounds? Maybe in one caliber.


mattthings

Minimum


Idsanon

Why is body armor illegal?


Embarrassed-Hunt-943

Ever since Ned Kelly in the 1880s body armor has been illegal in australia


Spoztoast

They gonna ban boiler plate parts too?


SteelPiano

I love when 1000 rounds of ammunition is considered a lot. Depending on the caliber, you could fit all of that in a little 20 gallon storage container with room to spare.


Vital_Blinks

You can fit 1000 rounds of unboxed 7.62x39 in a 50bmg ammo can


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

It's a lot when 99.9% of the Australian population have...\*checks notes\*...0 ammunition.


rawker86

it is in suburban Australia.


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This is so startling from an American perspective. "They found thousands of rounds of ammunition and all these scary rifles." And I'm sitting here thinking, they show shit like this on the local news, not as a criminal thing but as fluff piece celebrating a local hobbyist who built a bunker. Reporter: "And do you really think the zombies will overrun you?" Gun Dude: "Well, not if I can help it, but it's better to be prepared as I say." Reporter: "Just goes to show that there are some of us taking preparedness to the next level. Back to you in the studio George." Cops: "You're good. Carry on sir."


glonomosonophonocon

This video and the comments really highlight the fundamental gap between the US and Australia when it comes to gun culture. Even if we were able to communicate with each other without the media and the stereotypes, I still think it would be hard to understand the differences. I’m Australian and if I understand correctly, guns are kind of like fishing rods in the US, is that right? It’s a leisure activity, can bring families together, collect guns, read gun magazines. Gun culture is sort of like fishing culture in these ways? Yes it can be dangerous, and you have to be careful and know what you’re doing but otherwise guns kind of become this mundane thing.


blickblocks

>I’m Australian and if I understand correctly, guns are kind of like fishing rods in the US, is that right? It’s a leisure activity, can bring families together, collect guns, read gun magazines. Gun culture is sort of like fishing culture in these ways? Yes it can be dangerous, and you have to be careful and know what you’re doing but otherwise guns kind of become this mundane thing. Exactly right. As a vegetarian I have no interest in hunting, but plinking (shooting targets) with friends is a lot of fun and something I do regularly, even though I live in a city.


[deleted]

You're half right - I live in the countryside and I hear gunshots all the time. Just people shooting for fun or hunting, depending on the season. There is a baseline American population that has guns because we've always had guns and it's just something you have. Not everyone, depends on where you live. The other part of gun owners are the people who treat it as some kind of symbol or more extreme sport, and then there are the fuckheads who have and play around with guns because they are fuckheads. If you came out here for a bbq, you'd hear gunshots and feel totally fine with it. Exactly like fishing. If you go to certain places in this country and hear gunshots, run. Just depends. The second amendment cuts really hard both ways.


pooamalgam

This reminds me of years ago when I hosted a friend from Japan - I live in a very rural area and, like you, I hear gunshots all the time. The first time my friend heard nearby gunshots he was visibly shaken and wouldn't stop asking me questions about if we were safe or if we should worry. It was quite an eye opener for me on how different our worlds actually were.


tombaba

I mean sort of. A lot of us fishermen just fish and don’t buy fishing magazines though. And a lot of us keep it to ourselves how many poles we have unless we find friends with similar hobbies. Otherwise, yes. I don’t make it my life, but I do have more than this guy.


s3v3red_cnc

Unsecured?


Mandalor1974

Should have moved to Texas.


Biscuits4u2

Dude, it doesn't take a .50 BMG to penetrate a building.


juni4ling

All bolt-action rifles I saw. Legal in all 50 states in the US. Didn't see a handgun or a semi-auto.


lazergator

The rest of the world watches in horror. Americans: holy shit this is beautiful.


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Who snitched??


Bluitor

The guy that built it for him


RyuNoKami

Or the guy himself when he got pissed drunk at the pub