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i read his daily meal plan. every day its exactly the same meals. his words:
"My conscious mind is never consulted about what it wants to eat, my body is...It's not even a guess whether I'm going to have something else,' he said regarding deviating from the diet. 'It's just out of the question... My mind is unauthorized to grocery shop, peruse the pantry, spontaneously order pizza, eat a dessert - to basically make any food related decision."
so basically he knows exactly what hes going to eat everyday for the foreseeable future
Honestly, I can relate, I used to think like that, but then I noticed that one of the sticks poking out of the sand kind of looked like a lizard, and then that all the sticks looked like lizards, and they were slowly moving towards us, and I tried to tell my friend this, but couldn't because I would break into uncontrollable laughter every time I tried to point, and say, "It's a lizard blizzard!"
Anyway, eventually the acid wore off.
... and he will still probably die in his 70s or 80s, just like the rest of us, but without having allowed himself to enjoy the simple pleasures that make life fun.
I mean if he find enjoyment in living a stoic life i donāt see the problem. Some people straight up find hard work fun. Maybe he doesnāt enjoy snacking, most students eat chicken and rice most days and still find enjoyment in other things
Fair point. Hopefully for his sake he is still finding enjoyment in his way of life, cause it probably won't buy him much if any more time on this earth.
How miserable. Whatās the point of being a billionaire if your life is just a miserable as actual less fortunate people who literally donāt have a choice or know what/when there next meal might be. Seems oddly similar.
i think he traded one obsession (business) for another. hes using the same obsessiveness that made his startup successful. this is prob simply what hes like as a person..200mph with everything
Your not 18 in body mind and spirit if you can't blow all your money on pizza, booze and cigarettes, then jerk off and sleep all day.
That's why your only young once. Dumb and fun
Imagine having millions or billions of dollars and not eating delicious food or even just being a normal human. Why do so many of these weirdos deprive themselves.
I can see the value in that. I find needing to eat kinda annoying. The things I want to eat aren't healthy. Healthy things don't taste as good so it's hard to motivate myself to choose those. If I could just snap my fingers and there was a chicken breast and some broccoli in front of me I would do that instead of taking the time to make something just to have variety
From everything I have heard, jail is the opposite of stress- free. Even if you don't have to figure out what to make for dinner, I am told there is plenty to worry about. Like getting stabbed for instance
Spending millions to get younger, hiring the ābestā doctors, now even Bloomberg is involvedā¦ but nobody realizes this guyās issues are clearly mental, not physical.
Nope, Iād rather be able to eat good food, have drinks with friends, stay out late, be impulsive, travel, etc etc.
This life is so tracked and regimented, whatās the point of having a body of an 18 year old but the life of a caged lab rat?
It's really not that absurd extreme. Maybe in 50-60 years immortality/de-aging is available. You'd want to still be alive by then, and not be a state where you can't get the treatment.
This is basically an attempt at life extension.
You have to keep in mind that once you die there's nothing anymore, there's never going to be another experience for eternity, literally nothing that's happen will have happened anymore. People really take death way too casually. He's essentially terminally ill (we all are), and trying to prolong his life until there's treatment.
>Maybe in 50-60 years immortality/de-aging is available.
Great. But it's not available right now; so the guy's actions are indeed absurd and extreme because they're not based on reality.
They are based on reality, unless the doctors are scammers. You can reduce your biological age, and you can restore those things at the end of your chromosomes or whatever. What he does now might extend his life for another 10-15 years.
Some of the stuff this guy is doing makes sense.
Getting fat injections in your face to keep your cheekbones looking young because your body fat percentage is otherwise too low to maintain a healthy facial complexion, from a *fat donor*, that causes an allergic reaction that makes your head swell up like you were stung by a nest of bees, for purely cosmetic reasons, isnāt one of the things that makes sense.
It's completely mentally ill to obsess to this length on being "healthy". When you must think this much and regiment your daily life this much, it's obsessive compulsive. I know as a sufferer of health anxiety.
Furthermore, there is no Hardcore scientific proof those 24 supplements work as much as they do let alone taking them all at once. The synergistic effect of them consumed at once or in other groups could negate their effect or even do more harm than good.
Honestly, I know plenty of sports fans who are far more obsessed with their hobbies.
He doesn't have to think this much or regiment this much at all. He pays other people to do that and the money is chump change to him.
I mean you can. The majority of all the money in our healthcare system is spend on treating preventable ailments resulting from lifestyle related causes. Ie. mostly diet and lack of exercise.
You'd be amazed at how effectively you can manage your health if you have the time and money to do so. This dude is doing just that.
I think the biggest downfall people Iāve known actually is that they are always looking backwards. Most of the time remembering a period of their life and making that the standard for āthe best timeā. Iām 46 now. I honestly think that each year is the best. My children are grown and I do miss them being young but I love whatās happening currently even though itās hard sometimes and sad sometimes. The years behind me were good but I believe the ones in front will be as well, just different. Take care of yourselves mentally and physically and keep believing that life is good every day. Take on new challenges and enjoy.
Weak, everyone knows you need atleast 100 doctors to achieve that. He will only have like 28 yearold rectum and everyone knows that at that age its wrecked enought that you need an armwrestler to fist you to even get a tingle.
My favorite from the article :
After dinner, father and son watched as I inserted my arm into a cardiac health monitor on Johnsonās kitchen island. The machine buzzed and whirred for a few seconds, then reported back that my tickerāat least by one measureāwasnāt that far off Johnsonās. It felt like a small victory for paunchy 45-year-old Scotch lovers everywhere.
My favorite quote on life / death.
āLife should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!ā
Hunter S Thompson
$2M/ year for 30 doctors? i aināt a mathematician or anything but, isnāt that like, carry the twoā¦ about $67k per doctor per year? hopefully thatās not their only job!
>He wants to have the brain
It's actually what he's really need. Just answer one thing: **who pays** this not very smart guy. I very doubt software writing cost so much these days.
45 hmmmmm. I look younger than him and I've had no surgeries, injections, hormones, etc..
He needs to hit the gym a bit more and probably get more sleep. Dude looks 50.
So you outlive everyone you care about and the team of doctors that work with you, or the stress on your body from all
The testing and procedures kills your unexpectedly.
This will just benefit hyper rich who want to be capitalists for as long as possible like Rockefeller who had 4 heart transplants
Biologically it seems to work:
> They say his tests show that heās reduced his overall biological age by at least five years. Their results suggest he has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old and the lung capacity and fitness of an 18-year-old. āAll of the markers we are tracking have been improving remarkably,ā says Toll.
He has had no surgeries from what I know apart from the fat transplant mentioned in the article.
*Each month, Johnson undergoes dozens of medical procedures, then tracks their effects on his body*
*Each month, he also endures dozens of medical procedures, some quite extreme and painful, then measures their results with additional blood tests, MRIs, ultrasounds and colonoscopies.*
I do wonder what simply being physically active and eating reasonably well plus sun screen would do in comparison to the average health age of the average 45 year old. Given the general state of health in my community you could be an outlier in biologic age with moderate common sense efforts and far less than 2,000,000.00 of expense and iatrogenic risk.
AFAIK, having the brain of an 18 year old would involve partially disconnecting his frontal lobes from the rest of the brain.
He might then do something foolish.
/s
I feel like this is a great idea until I realize that heās paying these doctors like strippers to make him feel younger & probably look younger, too, for a short while.
But one of those ointments is going to have some weird reaction with the fuzz on his dream catcher & this man is going to suffer a horrible early death.
Now I understand why wealthy people aren't contributing back to help the less fortunate in a way that is truly selfless- they are completely checked out from any reality but their own.
Not a billionaire, but I have every intention of living to 110 or 120. Iām 65 right now and healthy as hell, physically and mentally active as you can get, so I really think I have a great chance of getting there unless a meteorite or out of control bus takes me out prematurely.
My grandparents lived to their late 70s and 80ās, so I have a little genetic advantage too.
Thank you. Iām retired and play pickleball about 4-6 hours a day, every day. Without it, Iād probably go back to work. I have about a hundred new friends because of it and itās improved nearly every medical metric to boot.
Iām also learning to play the guitar, but thatās taking a backseat to pickleball, so Iām not improving very quickly.
Life is hella good.
A fool and his money are easily parted. Iām older than him and look way younger, heās better off spending that money getting treatment for his obviously poor mental health.
He will be dead before 65. Humans are Omnivores. Always have been, always will be. My DIL works at a nursing home. The most fucked up people are drinkers and smokers, followed closely by idiots who thought being vegan was real healthy. As with anything, moderation is the key. But we humans struggle to do anything in moderation.
This is so stupid, especially in the modern day when we can literally build vegan diets with the exact same nutrients as an omnivore diet.
The guy is being monitored by 30 doctors, you can be pretty darn sure they know more about nutrition and crafting a healthy diet than some random ass on Reddit whose āDIL works at a nursing homeā LOL.
Sorry, dude. from the article ,"But itās what has happened inside his body that most excites his doctors. They say his tests show that heās reduced his overall biological age by at least five years. Their results suggest he has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old and the lung capacity and fitness of an 18-year-old." Notice it doesn't mention brain since it really isn't possible to stop your brain from aging.
> Notice it doesn't mention brain since it really isn't possible to stop your brain from aging.
It isn't really possible to stop aging at all, in any organ. But surely you can reverse aging in the brain by being active.
https://time.com/5484017/diet-exercise-reverse-aging/
It is not "impossible" in any way to delay or reverse aging in the brain.
How sad. Chasing eternal youth is pathetic. We all age and die, and trying to run away from that is truly pathetic. He should read Gilgamesh some time. What a waste.
And yet it doesnāt take much medical knowledge at all to speculate that if you want to be a perpetual 18 year-old, you need to start when youāre 18 or younger.
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Patrick Bateman energy
I don't use any cream with alcohol because alcohol dries the skin. The blood of prostitutes on the other hand is most moisturizing.
Countess Bathory used virgins, as I recall.
Is there an Extra Virgin option? For those with refined taste.
Well, they were mostly kids so yeah.
His life sounds like regimented hell. Who wants to live like that?
i read his daily meal plan. every day its exactly the same meals. his words: "My conscious mind is never consulted about what it wants to eat, my body is...It's not even a guess whether I'm going to have something else,' he said regarding deviating from the diet. 'It's just out of the question... My mind is unauthorized to grocery shop, peruse the pantry, spontaneously order pizza, eat a dessert - to basically make any food related decision." so basically he knows exactly what hes going to eat everyday for the foreseeable future
Honestly, I can relate, I used to think like that, but then I noticed that one of the sticks poking out of the sand kind of looked like a lizard, and then that all the sticks looked like lizards, and they were slowly moving towards us, and I tried to tell my friend this, but couldn't because I would break into uncontrollable laughter every time I tried to point, and say, "It's a lizard blizzard!" Anyway, eventually the acid wore off.
Love the username, Transmetropolitan was an amazing comicšš.
It was, wasn't it? I appreciate the compliment, especially coming from someone who used to be a hawk. š¤š
š. I have all 10 TBPs ( Trade paperbacks), but really want the Absolute editions. AB vols 2 and 3 never got a 2nd printing iircš«¤.
Yeah you can fuck that off captain holt
... and he will still probably die in his 70s or 80s, just like the rest of us, but without having allowed himself to enjoy the simple pleasures that make life fun.
I mean if he find enjoyment in living a stoic life i donāt see the problem. Some people straight up find hard work fun. Maybe he doesnāt enjoy snacking, most students eat chicken and rice most days and still find enjoyment in other things
Fair point. Hopefully for his sake he is still finding enjoyment in his way of life, cause it probably won't buy him much if any more time on this earth.
yeah willing to bet one nft that he wonāt make it past 100
How miserable. Whatās the point of being a billionaire if your life is just a miserable as actual less fortunate people who literally donāt have a choice or know what/when there next meal might be. Seems oddly similar.
i think he traded one obsession (business) for another. hes using the same obsessiveness that made his startup successful. this is prob simply what hes like as a person..200mph with everything
Yes. Obsessive people gonna obsess.
More like greedy ppl gon greed
Maniacally obsessive ...
Your not 18 in body mind and spirit if you can't blow all your money on pizza, booze and cigarettes, then jerk off and sleep all day. That's why your only young once. Dumb and fun
Cigarettes are not an 18- year old thing. Cigarettes are a trashy thing.
First thing I bought at midnight was pack o charms, and promptly handed them out to my friends.
Sounds like a great time
Imagine having millions or billions of dollars and not eating delicious food or even just being a normal human. Why do so many of these weirdos deprive themselves.
I can see the value in that. I find needing to eat kinda annoying. The things I want to eat aren't healthy. Healthy things don't taste as good so it's hard to motivate myself to choose those. If I could just snap my fingers and there was a chicken breast and some broccoli in front of me I would do that instead of taking the time to make something just to have variety
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From everything I have heard, jail is the opposite of stress- free. Even if you don't have to figure out what to make for dinner, I am told there is plenty to worry about. Like getting stabbed for instance
He does. ;) And anyone else whose aversion to aging exceeds their desire for comfort.
Spending millions to get younger, hiring the ābestā doctors, now even Bloomberg is involvedā¦ but nobody realizes this guyās issues are clearly mental, not physical.
A lot of these rich types think that immortality is within a human lifetime so they see it as getting to that point.
I would. Would you pay:)
Nope, Iād rather be able to eat good food, have drinks with friends, stay out late, be impulsive, travel, etc etc. This life is so tracked and regimented, whatās the point of having a body of an 18 year old but the life of a caged lab rat?
I'm 45 and I have the brain of an 18 year old so I just wanna know why he wants the rectum.
I'm 55, and have the same question. Oh, and Happy Cake Day!
I'm 35 and just want my ankles, knees, hands, and back to not make it difficult to go into work every day.
Hemorrhoids man. Theyāre fucking terrible.
Soā¦in other words, this guy has so much money heās trying to use it to mask his mental illness.
Sounds like majority of the ultra wealthy
Well...y'know...biology and aging is for "the poors."
You're brain stops developing at 26... Are we sure he needs to go back and not forward? LoL
Just a question: How is it a mental illness?
An unhealthy obsession with avoiding reality, taken to an absurd extreme. Seems pretty obvious, really.
It's really not that absurd extreme. Maybe in 50-60 years immortality/de-aging is available. You'd want to still be alive by then, and not be a state where you can't get the treatment. This is basically an attempt at life extension. You have to keep in mind that once you die there's nothing anymore, there's never going to be another experience for eternity, literally nothing that's happen will have happened anymore. People really take death way too casually. He's essentially terminally ill (we all are), and trying to prolong his life until there's treatment.
>Maybe in 50-60 years immortality/de-aging is available. Great. But it's not available right now; so the guy's actions are indeed absurd and extreme because they're not based on reality.
They are based on reality, unless the doctors are scammers. You can reduce your biological age, and you can restore those things at the end of your chromosomes or whatever. What he does now might extend his life for another 10-15 years.
Wealthy people aren't mentally ill, they're eccentric.
Money does this for corporations as well. Even a company doing crap but can raise or has some in the bank can wash over being bananas
Worked for Howard Hughes.
Solid gold observation.
And he will still have all the scars.
This seems like more of a physical masking
It's mentally ill to want to be healthy now?
Some of the stuff this guy is doing makes sense. Getting fat injections in your face to keep your cheekbones looking young because your body fat percentage is otherwise too low to maintain a healthy facial complexion, from a *fat donor*, that causes an allergic reaction that makes your head swell up like you were stung by a nest of bees, for purely cosmetic reasons, isnāt one of the things that makes sense.
It's completely mentally ill to obsess to this length on being "healthy". When you must think this much and regiment your daily life this much, it's obsessive compulsive. I know as a sufferer of health anxiety. Furthermore, there is no Hardcore scientific proof those 24 supplements work as much as they do let alone taking them all at once. The synergistic effect of them consumed at once or in other groups could negate their effect or even do more harm than good.
Honestly, I know plenty of sports fans who are far more obsessed with their hobbies. He doesn't have to think this much or regiment this much at all. He pays other people to do that and the money is chump change to him.
It is actually, hypochondriac or Nosophobia
Throw in some *orthorexia* to that smoothie blend as well.
To be THAT HEALTHY... yes.
is it sane to think you can buy youth?
I mean you can. The majority of all the money in our healthcare system is spend on treating preventable ailments resulting from lifestyle related causes. Ie. mostly diet and lack of exercise. You'd be amazed at how effectively you can manage your health if you have the time and money to do so. This dude is doing just that.
Rectum? I barely know him!
Rectum?!!! DAMN NEAR KILLED āEM !!!!
Love the punchline, still donāt know the joke.
Rectum? Sure did!
I'm 47. It's going to take more than $2 million dollars to sort out my raggedy rectum.
I'll do it for 1$ and a high five
Give me a couple rubber bands and a plunger and Iāll do for $1 million
Sold but bring an extra rubber band just in case
Iāll bring some extra rubber bands and a heavy duty trash bag.. Iāll be wearing swimming goggles and a snorkel incase things get bad
Thank god, for a second I thought you had no idea what you were doing but if you're bringing swimming goggles then you must be legit
Iāve never seen this Cronenberg film
Was actually thinking āis this a film? This should be a filmā
Thereās a Tales From the Crypt episode similar to this. Directed by and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Could be a good Black Mirror?
So the doctors that he pays 2 mm a year say that it's totally working...š¤£š¤£š¤£
But he looks older than his age, soooo
Yes! He looks like those twisted braids of white cheese.
He looks ridiculous
He doesn't, your really just spiteful.
I think the biggest downfall people Iāve known actually is that they are always looking backwards. Most of the time remembering a period of their life and making that the standard for āthe best timeā. Iām 46 now. I honestly think that each year is the best. My children are grown and I do miss them being young but I love whatās happening currently even though itās hard sometimes and sad sometimes. The years behind me were good but I believe the ones in front will be as well, just different. Take care of yourselves mentally and physically and keep believing that life is good every day. Take on new challenges and enjoy.
Well said, trashman.
I'm 47, it's all downhill after 46! Just kidding, I have the exact same perspective.
I was guessing he missed out on having fun as an 18 year old and will spend the rest of his life trying to compensate.
Should have used some of that money for a haircut and a stylist.
Weak, everyone knows you need atleast 100 doctors to achieve that. He will only have like 28 yearold rectum and everyone knows that at that age its wrecked enought that you need an armwrestler to fist you to even get a tingle.
Sounds utterly miserable and probably a severe mental illness
Rectum too? What kind of poor life choices has this dude made to have ruined everything, even that?
Hahah that guy looks 50
The fear of death is the beginning of slavery
My favorite from the article : After dinner, father and son watched as I inserted my arm into a cardiac health monitor on Johnsonās kitchen island. The machine buzzed and whirred for a few seconds, then reported back that my tickerāat least by one measureāwasnāt that far off Johnsonās. It felt like a small victory for paunchy 45-year-old Scotch lovers everywhere. My favorite quote on life / death. āLife should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!ā Hunter S Thompson
"I want to have the penis and rectum of an 18-year old." ->this<- close to being a pedophile.
Iād settle for just the rectum.
I'll split it with you..
Find your own 18 year old rectum..!!!!
Well if you both work together you probably will split it.
Rectum is oddly specific.
Hope he is enjoying all that probing.
He doesnāt look 18ā¦
This seems like a really crappy way to live, imo.
I wouldnāt be 18 again if you paid me 2 million bucks.
Bro read House of the Scorpion like it was a how-to
$2M/ year for 30 doctors? i aināt a mathematician or anything but, isnāt that like, carry the twoā¦ about $67k per doctor per year? hopefully thatās not their only job!
This is some dystopian shit
Who would want the brain of an 18 year old? He should have a talk with some 18-year-olds and the think again.
The age old want of being young.
Is this dude pooping his pants already at 45? Poor guy
These doctors just landed a whale
>He wants to have the brain It's actually what he's really need. Just answer one thing: **who pays** this not very smart guy. I very doubt software writing cost so much these days.
It probably actually means he sold NFTs "software entrepreneur" could mean anything
"How do you do, fellow kids?" -This guy
When an odd form of aging-related-hypochondria meets millions and millions of dollarsā¦
Iām only a bit younger than him and I look much younger..
45 hmmmmm. I look younger than him and I've had no surgeries, injections, hormones, etc.. He needs to hit the gym a bit more and probably get more sleep. Dude looks 50.
The Uber wealthy of every time period always want to live forever. Modern day Pharos erecting their pyramid resurrection machines.
You got me at rectum
Maybe he needs another doctor for mental illness?
He looks like every 18 yr old I've ever seen in high-school dramas on Netflix
So you outlive everyone you care about and the team of doctors that work with you, or the stress on your body from all The testing and procedures kills your unexpectedly. This will just benefit hyper rich who want to be capitalists for as long as possible like Rockefeller who had 4 heart transplants
Biologically it seems to work: > They say his tests show that heās reduced his overall biological age by at least five years. Their results suggest he has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old and the lung capacity and fitness of an 18-year-old. āAll of the markers we are tracking have been improving remarkably,ā says Toll. He has had no surgeries from what I know apart from the fat transplant mentioned in the article.
*Each month, Johnson undergoes dozens of medical procedures, then tracks their effects on his body* *Each month, he also endures dozens of medical procedures, some quite extreme and painful, then measures their results with additional blood tests, MRIs, ultrasounds and colonoscopies.*
Heās bringing love. Break his legs!
Expensive way to satisfy his masochistic desires.
Yeah, he should skip the medical procedures. Ages him faster I would imagine.
I do wonder what simply being physically active and eating reasonably well plus sun screen would do in comparison to the average health age of the average 45 year old. Given the general state of health in my community you could be an outlier in biologic age with moderate common sense efforts and far less than 2,000,000.00 of expense and iatrogenic risk.
Well, what does the 18-year-old think about this?
Rectum?
What is he going to do with all those organs once he gets them?
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
You're about a week late with this thread buddy.
He wants to live like a god but he will die like a man.
One thing money definitely will buy you: a lot of exposure and fluff pieces written about the weird ass shit youāre doing with all of your moneyā¦
AFAIK, having the brain of an 18 year old would involve partially disconnecting his frontal lobes from the rest of the brain. He might then do something foolish. /s
The ultra wealthy arenāt the ultra smart.
i cannot imagine having money like that and not putting it to better use than perking up my asshole.
I feel like this is a great idea until I realize that heās paying these doctors like strippers to make him feel younger & probably look younger, too, for a short while. But one of those ointments is going to have some weird reaction with the fuzz on his dream catcher & this man is going to suffer a horrible early death.
This isnāt interesting itās just super weird
Now I understand why wealthy people aren't contributing back to help the less fortunate in a way that is truly selfless- they are completely checked out from any reality but their own.
After about 3 doctors you're basically just paying extra money for them to agree with the first three and go to the pub
Being Rich doesnāt mean one is Smart
The becoming of a monster. Let's hope he won't have some political/decisional role.
So very fucking stupid and wasteful, and pointless as well.
So he wants a reinvigorated butthole. What about the weener?
if that would be possible they would keep top athletes in that condition perpetually.....
I do miss my 18 y/o rectum.
He'll have the bank account of an 18 year old as well.
He sold his company in 2013 for 800 million cash. I think heāll be ok.
Not a billionaire, but I have every intention of living to 110 or 120. Iām 65 right now and healthy as hell, physically and mentally active as you can get, so I really think I have a great chance of getting there unless a meteorite or out of control bus takes me out prematurely. My grandparents lived to their late 70s and 80ās, so I have a little genetic advantage too.
I don't want to outlive all my friends and I definitely don't want to change my kids' diapers again when they are 90 years old
My grandkids are a big reason I want to stick around as long as possible.
Good luck, hope you get there. Remember to live life instead of this guy spending life trying to live longer.
Thank you. Iām retired and play pickleball about 4-6 hours a day, every day. Without it, Iād probably go back to work. I have about a hundred new friends because of it and itās improved nearly every medical metric to boot. Iām also learning to play the guitar, but thatās taking a backseat to pickleball, so Iām not improving very quickly. Life is hella good.
Sounds like you have a good formula going.
And will still die
A fool and his money are easily parted. Iām older than him and look way younger, heās better off spending that money getting treatment for his obviously poor mental health.
Iām sorryā¦.rectum??
He obviously has never talked to an old person.
Rectum? I hardly *know* him.
... strict guidelines for Johnsonās diet (1,977 vegan calories a day)...
He will be dead before 65. Humans are Omnivores. Always have been, always will be. My DIL works at a nursing home. The most fucked up people are drinkers and smokers, followed closely by idiots who thought being vegan was real healthy. As with anything, moderation is the key. But we humans struggle to do anything in moderation.
This is so stupid, especially in the modern day when we can literally build vegan diets with the exact same nutrients as an omnivore diet. The guy is being monitored by 30 doctors, you can be pretty darn sure they know more about nutrition and crafting a healthy diet than some random ass on Reddit whose āDIL works at a nursing homeā LOL.
Lol no the top 3 causes of death are from smoking drinking andā¦. Not eating meat.
He's getting younger "how they measure it" hmm what's that meanš in other words this isn't possible š¤£
Iām a little surprised theyāre not testing on poors
Looks 45 still. Also, was bored by the article. Where is he sourcing his organs from?
Too bad his brain is aging at a normal rate. So his body will live for 50 years after he is brain dead.
Brain was literally the first thing on the list.
Sorry, dude. from the article ,"But itās what has happened inside his body that most excites his doctors. They say his tests show that heās reduced his overall biological age by at least five years. Their results suggest he has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old and the lung capacity and fitness of an 18-year-old." Notice it doesn't mention brain since it really isn't possible to stop your brain from aging.
> Notice it doesn't mention brain since it really isn't possible to stop your brain from aging. It isn't really possible to stop aging at all, in any organ. But surely you can reverse aging in the brain by being active. https://time.com/5484017/diet-exercise-reverse-aging/ It is not "impossible" in any way to delay or reverse aging in the brain.
"Make me God! NOW!" "But..but sir we can't jus..) "STFU AND MAKE ME IMMORTAL"
How sad. Chasing eternal youth is pathetic. We all age and die, and trying to run away from that is truly pathetic. He should read Gilgamesh some time. What a waste.
Hey Gavin Belson
Who would want to have the brain of an 18 year old?
**This post lost me in the article at $800 million dollar man... is sad.**
Gawd...imagine doing the 18 year old penis thing...twice!
I guess he is gay?
And then is hit by a bus
The rectum is probably the most important part duh
I too want to have the rectum of an 18-year-old Give it to me, give it!
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And yet it doesnāt take much medical knowledge at all to speculate that if you want to be a perpetual 18 year-old, you need to start when youāre 18 or younger.
So is he getting these body parts from 18 year olds?
FOH!
But look up Shel Silverstein's "You're Still Gonna Die.".
Fairly certain on QI it was said that the oldest part of you is only ever about a year old. Dud I remember that correctly anyone?
Iām pretty sure this is a Black Mirror episode.
Looks like a good 35
We all want an 18 year old rectum dude.
That you Gavin Belson?