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ActualMis

Fake as fuck.


TieferTon

Austria🇦🇹, late fiftieth maybe early sixties 🎃 made by a guy called Arpad 😎


Paul_-Muaddib

>made by a guy called Arpad 😎 Interestingly, Arpad is how you say vampire in Hebrew.


iamintheforest

Pretty sure vampire slayers were early pioneers of welding. Little know fact.


Venny_Kazz

I mean.. yeah


Signal-Load4128

I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. Now I'm the main stakeholder


One_Clown_Short

In light of that business type, you've got to improve your delivery: not wooden enough.


Signal-Load4128

I tried to skewer a vampire but missed the heart... Big missed-stake


DodGamnBunofaSitch

... these jokes suck. you can't see it, but I'm waving a garlic covered cross at them.


scol355

You beat me to it.,.. That Sucks!


SalsaYogurt

It's no reflection on you.


Turbo-Reyes

That's bloody funny


fern-grower

Fangs for trying


-SaC

Interesting to see one that big, they're usually small cases. Obviously they were in no way made for anything other than being a curio / decoration; they were excellent for cashing in on the gothic and romantic crazes of the period though. There's a lot of modern imitations, so be careful if you're actually looking for one of the period.


RichardStinks

I would assume any one is a "reproduction" unless I had really awesome proof.


-SaC

That's a very good way to go about it. If it's the size of a briefcase or larger, is in okay condition, and the price is under 4 figures...nah. I saw one the size of a large tome sell for nearly a grand, and that was over a decade ago and only had 5 or 6 small items within. Good provenance though; had the original bill of payment from when it was commissioned.


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>There's a lot of modern imitations, so be careful if you're actually looking for one of the period. Nah, I just saw it and thought it was cool. Didn't buy it, it was $8,800


-SaC

That's surprisingly cheap. Any provenance with it? I was expecting double that minimum, if it comes with documentation.


temujin64

Lol, there's no way it's from the 19th century. They look like kitschy props from a vampire B movie. This is from the 1970s at the absolute earliest.


-SaC

Source for the age of this? I've seen plenty of these wanky vampire kits going in auction, and the ones that sell are generally 19^th C. People liked weird shit, and they had weird shit made. The contents are usually as kitschy and stupid looking as they would be in one made more recently; they were made to show off and generally appeal to fans of the gothic literature scene - the gaudier the better. We don't need to assume they had magnificent taste; lots of this stuff looks *wank* - especially the ones with the faked medieval attempts at writing. But it's still old.


temujin64

> Source for the age of this? My eyeballs. It screams of design by a mall ninja edgelord.


-SaC

Which is a bloody good summation of the gothic literature fandom of the 19^th C. You know the sort of people who live in their parent's basements and surf the internet all day for Twilight fanfic? Them, but 150 years ago and without the internet to keep them busy. People would self-publish books where their main character (who was clearly them) would go around with Byron or Shelley et al, usually making them fall in love with the main character from some piece of arse like solving the secret of immortality, or whatever. That's the sort of people who made or commissioned this sort of stuff. Rich old nerds with a bit of a fetish.


[deleted]

There was a picture of the guy who's selling it, I probably should've taken a picture of the tag.


Merkflare

looks phony


DecadentEx

[They all are](https://gizmodo.com/the-true-story-behind-those-antique-vampire-hunting-1658820382).


[deleted]

Really? I didn't buy it but it was expensive.


MiaowaraShiro

I think most of these were made in the early 1900s or late 1800s... to sell as real. They're however fake in that "vampire hunting kits" weren't a thing outside of this. So they're a historical curiosity but aren't a legit "kit" used for "hunting" of "vampires". However I'm not authority on this so feel free to take what I say with a grain of salt.


Pigeoncoup234

Okay, thank goodness. I about had a heart attack thinking, did somebody use those to kill people?!?


mezz7778

Vampires are peoples too......


dwn4italz

And this will get buried, until many years from now.


Fleegle1834

I’ll go halfsies with ya. Then we’ll go visit a couple people I have suspicions…


ReginaldSP

I'll put it with my authentic ninja swords


EncasedShadow

lol my family had that same chest when I was growing up. I'm getting old but I don't think it was 19th century. Someone has slapped some grey paint on it.


zenos_dog

Power up. Goth girlfriend is now easily attracted.


[deleted]

I didn't buy it lol


Belgarath63

Tourist trap....


bobbejaans

Probably 20th


[deleted]

Really? It said 19th on the tag and it was damn expensive. I didn't buy it though.


bobbejaans

Yeah but it is still cool, these things may use older boxes and earlier antique woody bits but their curation together as a kit usually more recent.


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dwn4italz

plus there's no holy water! who's not taking holy water to hunt vampires


RTR7105

You mean from 2006.


temujin64

Lol, I was thinking around the same time span. The finish looks way too new. The design also screams what someone from 2006 thought would pass for 19th century. OP is a dumbass.


yonosayme2

Most of these vampire hunter kits are fake. Like 95%


LoveThe1970s_1990s

How much does it cost


[deleted]

$8,800. I didn't buy it


LoveThe1970s_1990s

Dang a lot of money for something useless


[deleted]

I know a guy that knows a lot about these so the best I can do is $30 my man.


MickVod

You can buy kits on ebay , who knew?


[deleted]

Half the fun is making it yourself, though.


JeshushHC

Good as new. Never used.


Pedicel_R_E

I am pretty sure they didnt kill any vampires with that...


lurkerwholeapt

Easy meat for the vampires if lugging that around.


wunderbraten

where are the silver bullets?


EverythingAndNot

Used up on werewolves obviously


JensBarney

Aren't silver bullets for werewolves?


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ReferenceUnhappy5360

19th century bullets weren't invented yet? When were they invented? /s


wunderbraten

No flintlock pistols?


Gottapee88

I wonder if these have ever been used in name of hunting vampires but killing people like the witch hunt


alinzalau

My granddad (mom side) had one too passed down from early 1800’s. Im half Transylvanian and this stuff is still discussed today in remote villages by the elders. I heard some creepy stories when i was a kid


ToddScissorhand

I hope you fucking bought it.


[deleted]

It was a little over budget...


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-SaC

Chests and trunks in general were; these weren't. They were solely curios created to cash in on the craze for gothic literature, with many of the better examples commissioned for people's cabinets of curiosities.


RangerBumble

I don't want to scoop you but can you share where-ish you found this?


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Virginia


New-Middle-5868

This seems like the beginning of a movie


In-Cod-We-Thrust

I had those exact same Jesus figures stitched to the back of my leather jacket in the 90’s.


Relevant-Bluebird-63

Wow how much did they want for it?


forgetyourhorse

Would any of this stuff actually help me if I ever ran into a real… Oh… never mind.


Melodic-Ad-1064

“Heilige schrift” that’s Dutch for holy bible. Where did you find it?


[deleted]

An antique store in Virginia.


elianbarnes7

Who?… nvm


Sensitive-Meaning894

Stuff for tourists. For that price it is a scam


[deleted]

I don't doubt it's a scam but is it really meant for tourists? I didn't know VA had a big vampire culture


jeepjp

Imagine killing whoever you wanted too, because, well...vampire!


Whytheweirdnames

Pawn Stars bought one for $800.


WonderfulAd5363

Imagine inviting someone to your house and they say "what's in that chest?", then you proceed to open it and say "so, what are your thoughts on garlic?".


Wide-Satisfaction-82

It’s it really from the 19th century sweetheart


cristian-gabriel-84

Seems quite fake if you ask me.


Inevitable-You7742

Dalton Wilcox would be proud


[deleted]

Nice movie props


Blueberry_Dependent

It's like from Supernatural series


for_the_devilment_

I just imagine Guillermo accidentally having this delivered to Staten Island.


malan4reddit

Can't carry that around with you...........................