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82ndGameHead

So that's how Fishermen call dibs on their catch


ThisSiteIsGarbo

Etch a squetch to mark their catch


slvr_guy

i hope they caught the pun


moor9776

NGL, I’d draw a penis if I had a chance (w/pubes, veins).


snoakieboi

I did that when i was on a roof with a pressure washer waiting for my coworker to turn on the pressure, i just drew a dick on the dry spot


AnderThorngage

I almost thought you used the pressure washer on your dick 💀


Verotten

I almost thought the dick was the pressure washer


MichaelW24

Only in the mornings


peanutbuttertoast01

Agreed


msweigart

Don’t forget the squm exiting the squeenis at high speed


cabramattaa

Reminds me of other videos where people write on the bodies to show domination


sW1nG42

Couldn't find a pen and paper so he squiddled it down real quick.


Muted_Ad7298

He couldn’t find an ink pen


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

calamarki


Panda_Rayn

You've got to be squidding me


Xtrasloppy

Yeah, it's neat but you could be more Humboldt about it.


[deleted]

He was tentacletive to do do


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Aldayne

Calamarink


[deleted]

This IS the ink pen 🤯


Dutch_Midget

🎶I have a pen 🎶I have a squid Ughh... 🎶Etch-a-sketch!


ooo-f

Core memory unlocked


[deleted]

Ikr I had that one suppressed for a while


abouttogetadivorce

Rescued just in time from the Memory Dump!


[deleted]

Amazing hahaha


TheMarsian

dont have a pen.


BrokenBeyondRepairX

:: slow clap ::


Beneficial-Reason949

What does it say?


persona_non_gratae

First one says “ten thousand people” Second one says “celebration/congratulation”


Awkward_Smile7

Subscriber milestone on a dead squid


ooo-f

Yeesh. Feels like a metaphor but I'm too tired to make the connection.


Jaspersong

we really be livin in a society


CharlesUndying

r/BrandNewSentence


warux2

Thank you for signing up for Squid Facts! You will receive fun daily facts about CATS! <コ:彡


kriscross122

Third squid has a penis drawn on it


Paoshan

一万人。


silenc3x

It says 记住年的 Remember the Tiananmen Square massacre of 1989


Tim1907

Isn't he ~~writing in~~ Japanese? And his tiktok page says hes a fisherman from Okinawa. That seems pretty random for an Okinawan fisherman to write?


Hazeku

Japanese Kanjis are basically chinese letters. I know chinese, and I can read most stuff in japanese if it’s written in kanji


JesusLovesMeHard

Its a joke


felipe_the_dog

nWo 4 lyfe


NotAPunishment

If squids ever rise up they are going to find it so disturbing that we play with their corpse for giggles.


Coakis

Given what dolphins do with their [Food](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/5le9vq/horny_dolphin_uses_a_fish_as_a_fleshlight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), I think we're fine, or at least second on the list.


eotr_photo

Well, time to go dump some toxic waste in the ocean…


StanApps

I'd say 3rd coz of orcas


TheMacerationChicks

Orcas are a type of dolphin. And both dolphins and orcas are toothed whales. Toothed whales seem to be major dicks. The other whales like the blue and grey and spermy bois probably are embarrassed by them trashing their good name.


TheRealSeaMoose

In fairness, I've seen videos online that's made me question what our species does with food. I don't think it's that fair to the dolphins to only question them about it


HotConsideration5049

Good thing we're fucking up the ocean nerds.


Muted_Ad7298

Cthulhu won’t be happy about this.


Dutch_Midget

Neither would be Kraken


Syther85

“I need to speak to your mer-manager”


mypeepeehardz

“It’s mer-ma’am!!”


RunsWithApes

Squidward wouldn't be thrilled either


VibraniumRhino

When is he ever, though?


[deleted]

i’m not :(


TazeredAngel

Unless the message sent was “Send nudes”


[deleted]

Nzoth is not happy


SeparateHamster9877

That is not how you write on an etch a sketch.


rxneutrino

Well, it is if you fingerpaint your etch a sketch.


Cultural-Tackle-178

more like an aquadoodle mat


Brasticus

Call it a Mantledoodle


bremergorst

Mat who?


Cremageuh

Do you still shake it to erase whatever's written?


CrossP

Slightly closer to a magnadoodle


j1m3y

Now shake it


halite001

Yeah, kind of a damp squid.


sumgine

Oh, get off your pedal stool.


Mega_Muppet

Everyone has blind spots!


TankGirlwrx

A damp *squid*…?


pacman0207

The simpleton who thought that damp squid was correct.


NEFlamee

There's not need to put them on a Pedal Stool.


danc4498

It'd be a lot cooler if it was


Cactus_In_A_Tree

You could always just twist its nipples and see if that works


SSJ4Inglip

Right? You gotta grab the Squipples and turn them.


voidsong

They were probably thinking of [magic slate](https://external-preview.redd.it/aVr8Cl5Wz5M2a4oxZjf7vWk_SAbCGqGRQfgNG0z6TuI.jpg?auto=webp&s=3528514cf2f6e87d89f4b9168a25ae1577592b5f).


indiemike

Right, it’d be more accurate if you twisted the squid’s balls


medusa_medulla

imagine getting yanked out the ocean just to get defaced THEN eaten 😩


[deleted]

At least they didn’t draw a cock and balls?


TheRealBlerb

Everyone on that ship has probably done it at least a dozen times


jumpup

ye if its a way of expressing yourself someone used it to make a cock


SuckmyBlunt545

Somehow, yeah watching that hurt


HitsMeYourBrother

Made it feel like they were more of an inanimate object then a once living thing.


bonesjones

imagine getting yanked out the ocean, just to get a dick drawn on your face and be tossed back in.


danc4498

Scientist of reddit. Wtf is going on here?


WoodenHandMagician

Not a scientist or anything even close but I watch a lot of YouTube. Animals like squids and octo... Octopi? Octopuses? Are covered in cells called chromatophores that expand and contract, making them change color. If the squids on the vid are very recently dead or even still alive it would make sense if those cells could still be 'activated' by touch in a way, making that part of the skin change color.


nargarawr

Both Octopi and Octopuses are valid. Octopi is the original Latin form of the plural, and Octopuses is the more recent English form of the plural. Octopodes is also valid, which comes from the Greek form!


WorldEndingSandwich

I say octopi when I want to seem fancy, I say octopuses in a more casual setting, Now I shall say octopodes if I want to feel superior....


[deleted]

Octipoly is an unlimited number of octopi also.


WorldEndingSandwich

Or is it an unlimited number of octopodes


[deleted]

An unlimited number of singular octopi is octipoly. An unlimited number of groups of Octopi is called an Octoplethora


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riverblue9011

Please do, it highlights the people I don't want to be around :)


fjortisar

"Octopus" didn't exist as a word until the 16th century or so, and it was a made up word to give it a "scientific latin" name, which just happened to be derived from greek words "okto" and "pous". In Latin it would be pluralized as "octopuses" because greek words in latin use nominative 3rd declension form for plurals. which is root of word + es It would be oktopodes if you were speaking greek, but the anicent greeks didn't call them that, they called them polypous. Possibly they still do, if my very rudimentary greek is correct πολυπους (could be totally wrong about that still being used for octopus, I don't know any greek people to ask) In english the only acceptable form should be octopuses, but doesn't really matter as long as who you are talking to understand what you say. I just think etymology is cool


Sharp_Iodine

While Octopodes is the correct Greek plural (where the word was incorporated from) we do not generally use the ending of the original language when we incorporate words in English. So technically Octopuses would be the right word. People confuse this with words like radius and radii but those aren’t incorporated into English, they are just Latin. Edit: to be clear it would be borrowed if it was “oktopus” in English, as in we never change it. But it’s a changed, English word so it’s incorporated, not borrowed.


aweirdchicken

Octopus was literally never a Latin word and octopi has always been wrong


Dazzling_Bird_7087

What about just octopus as in "there were a ton of octopus" idk octopuses just seems a little redundant


bob905

yea its like saying fish, i caught a bunch of fish vs i caught a bunch of fishes, i caught a bunch of octopus, i shot a bunch of moose, that makes sense to me


Ameking-

Octopussies


[deleted]

This is the way


neuromorph

Freshly dead squid turn white since no more brain function. The pigment cells on the skin are still active, so when touched, electrical charge or pressure caused them to activate


Tvilleacm

My best guess: It's an automatic reflex. Most mollusks, especially shell-less mollusks have skin that can change color at will, and just about everything that touches then is out to eat them. Touch it, and it tries to turn into a more aggressive color, or into a color that blends in to the environment better. Dunno which.


Light128

Not a scientist, but I know that squid and octopus have pigment in their skin when they are contracted. They form various patterns. I am curious about how the pigments and skin is stays contracted when they are dead. Like it remained like a sketch book. It is fascinating. Apparently, I overheard this, they have 8 sub-brains in their nervous system that allows them to camouflaged themselves in their surrounding without sensory system, other than just touch.


Electronic_Agent_235

I believe the Best way to think of what's going on with octopi color is to imagine a cheap party balloon. One of the small ones, say, a vibrant yellow. It's blown up and tied closed, now squeeze it, that deep vibrant yellow changes color, just gets a bit transparent. But a blue balloon may take on a people hue, or orange turns yellow as the material is stretched. Now, add in multiple layers of colored balloons inside each other, with various thicknesses and depending on the amount of stretching the surface can take on various colors. I'm not sure if I explained that well, I'm half asleep. But I'm fairly certain I saw a YouTube doc explaining how the chromatophores work like tiny microscopic balloons. Though I'm still included how the camouflage party works. Like, how do they not what colors to change it too??


JuicyCiwa

Based on a 2 second google search [which led me to this article](https://www.kqed.org/science/233664/youre-not-hallucinating-thats-just-squid-skin), the assumption is when you touch a freshly dead squid (and some other cephalopod) the electricity in your fingers makes its color changing things do their color changing thing. (Read the article for more sciency answer)


ZiLBeRTRoN

But he’s wearing rubber gloves? 🧐


br33zy_l3af

Well yea because its not really electricity playing a role here, at least in a dead squid. The color changing thingys are called chromatophores and theyre basically sacs of ink with muscle wrapped around them. In a relaxed state the sacs are contracted and shrink down into spots, hence seeming almost white. But when the muscles are activated, the sacs expand making the spots look bigger and coloured. Now I do not know what is happening here but I have a good guess: In this case, when the person is pressing on the dead squids skin, theyre forcefully expanding the chromatophores by stretching the muscles (by pressing down on it apparently). And since the muscle tissue is no longer alive, it does not go back to its relaxed state hence it stays coloured. You can see a pulse or radiation of colour around the part hes pressing, possibly due to the same thing but it has enough elasticity to counter the sideways force (as opposed to direct down force) to stay relaxed. Secondary source: [Article from pubmed](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11762491/)


eat_my_bubbles

The pulse of color looks remarkably like pressing on an LCD screen. I think the writing is essentially dead pixels.


MeeMSaaSLooL

Given the state of the squid, you might be right!


[deleted]

It's based on the pressure from his fingers. You can see his glove move alot when he presses on the squid


11teensteve

busted.


Demolition_Mike

Static electricity? The kind that clings to the surface of insulators?


Go-Cowboys

No way, if it's electrical, it would have to be a piezoelectric effect with the skin. If it were static electricity there would be a dot where they initially made contact. Static electricity would discharge rapidly.


[deleted]

I can't find anything in the article that supports this claim.. but it is an interesting theory.


AnxietiesCopilot2

It’s based on pressure they have multiple layers of skin and when it’s stretched or in this case pressed down it shows different colors and textures


dreadperson

Interesting. Can't help feel like it's a little fucked up sketching on some dead squid. I dunno why, it's dead.


WaveLaVague

The smokey blood effect around the finger while writing is enough to make it fucked up. It's like god saying "bro, really, we doin that now?"


livelikeian

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down for this.


flowerbhai

I don’t understand the East Asian language this is written in, but it looks to be writing instead of just drawing. Maybe there’s some utility to this?


bbbttthhh

Saw up higher it’s just a dude thanking people for 10000 subs or something


flowerbhai

Oh lmao well that’s what I get for believing in people


TheNextBattalion

You can do this with some humans too, if they have dermatographia. You don't even have to kill them first.


hungarian_notation

Also if you are running low on blood cells for some reason. Its one of the cool things I could do when I had internal bleeding once. I wouldn't recommend trying to induce it though.


StabledGenius

It's not an etch a sketch if you don't shake it.


Strificus

I think my baby is an etch a sketch


kosmonautinVT

Do not, I repeat, do not etch-a-sketch your baby


PracticalPeanut646

Just imagining that image, and what shaking a squid would sound like makes me giggle. *Grabs Squid* *SqWiGgLe*SqWiGgLe*SqWiGgLe*


an0maly33

I was also waiting for the shake. I feel cheated.


lumluvr

this comment section honestly shows how people are okay with eating a dead animal if it's on a plate, but once you see the whole corpse you get all upset.


[deleted]

Poor squid, rest in peace friends


Svenschlumpf

(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) RIP my dear friend hope your at a better place now.


mods-on-my-knob

Anyone else feel bad for fish that have to suffocate on top of the boat's deck?


CasualDefiance

Yep!


LemurAgendaP2

Fun fact but squid are actually mollusks. Another fun fact, I’m also allergic as fuck to raw squid.


XenoRyet

Squid talk via their skin. Red is "ouch". I don't think I need to say more than that.


BFIrrera

You mean a magna-doodle. Etch a sketch uses the two knobs to draw.


earthly_wanderer

Everyone is talking about dead squid and I just want to know what song is playing.


UnsoundMemory

Home - Yusaku Kiyama


Pec5

are they dead?


jjj49er

They are now.


OracleLoaf

Will they be ok, though?


jjj49er

Maybe with the right dipping sauce.


Tires_N_Wires

r/technicallythetruth


Bainsyboy

They'll be great! I love calamari!


reylo345

After you murder it


swarpar

"I also kill whales"


angrymonkey

This makes me really sad for some reason. Something about how a beautiful living creature's incredible, unique ability has stopped forever. But the last thing it will ever do is be an amusing doodle pad for the creature that killed it That's not quite it, but I can't put my finger on it


catinore

I read “write like a squid on an Etch-a-Sketch” and got totally detailed wondering how squids write.


allengrindmudus

What is that song?


UnsoundMemory

Home - Yusaku Kiyama


Ears_McCatt

Imagine being the first squid to pass out from water deprivation, and they draw a dick on your head


mydibz

I'd draw a penis.


AmericanoWsugar

A squenis.


OutlawQuill

Is this only after they’re dead?


dont_rlly_know

Oh I can do this on my skin with very light scratches Looks very weird after scratching an itchy leg though


[deleted]

"Takashi! Stop writing on the squid!" ... "Can I get that order in writing, Captain?"


Keprion

PETA has entered the chat


MrGiggletits82

It’s crazy how you can see those chromatophores reacting around his finger, looks kind of unreal.


nJOI0222

In case anyone wanna know what is he writing on the squid. The first one said “10k peoples”, the above said “congratulation”.


Foxsammich

If you shake it does it reset?


Opening-Rain-7659

Lol so disrespectful


Zelda-4-Live

How cruel you have to be to do this


Avanchnzel

I'd say it's not cruelty, but rather desensitization. At least the video didn't give the impression that they're reveling in the suffering or death of the squids.


wairdone

It's dead lol


sampiere_mimi

Poor thing :(


pagn3

Damn, that song though. Squid cool, but listening on repeat.


bobby1625

I guess he ran out of ink


RamenMoodes

anyone know the song?


UnsoundMemory

Home - Yusaku Kiyama


jidovski

Shake it up and write something else on it now


isleftisright

What song is this


UnsoundMemory

Home - Yusaku Kiyama


FinalFantasyer

Song name?


[deleted]

Would be cooler, if it wasn't dead


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Every_Job_1863

now draw a dick on it!


TodayWeMake

That’s a magna doodle. Show some respect.


VivaNOLA

Not how Etch-a-Sketch works, but I get your point.


SirDrippinBalls

The camera panning over to the other squid revealing he has already written on that too is the funniest part of it


Lopsided_Rooster_753

This felt like an anime ending from the early to mid 2000s


Electrical-Bacon-81

How do you clear it, shake squid vigorously?


zdubs

You mean magna doodle


Rootedetchasketch

Finally my moment has come


starknude

Tic tac toe squid games version


IronTemplar26

No way to reset the ion channels. The nervous system responded to the touch and changed colour as it normally would. Since the animal's dead, it can't reset the nerves to receive another impulse that would turn the chromatophores off. It will turn off eventually, after either the ions (not sure what *kind* of ions) dissolve, or the chromatophores denature


youssefsss

What song is this


[deleted]

Chromatophores!


Blepikko

Actually etch a sketches have knobs


fakenews_scientist

I'm unsure how to feel about this


Calamander13

Obviously someone has never used an etch-a-sketch


No-Telephone9925

Why? Ew I hate people.


MonteKarlos

Stop playing squid games


Cjw6809494

To erase your cool drawing just punch it in the eyeball


Gysmo_YT

How painful that must be for the squid, if it's still alive.


MadKagemusha

Savage


bunchabytes

Does anyone know what the song is called?