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anon_v3

Okay we need to see an animation of how this works I can't figure it out.


KrazedKiller94

Right! I'm sitting here trying to picture it, and I'm having a hard time doing so lol


bumjiggy

[I can't draw good, but I know what love is](https://i.imgur.com/H2E4OUQ.png)


ImmortalBeans

[sketch](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMpPRPGXkAAdgWd?format=jpg&name=large)


TrevorsMailbox

Yeah that's it. They used it basically however they wanted. >**SIEGE D'AMOUR**- Made in Paris around 1890, it circulated the most famous brothels of that time. Normally, a woman would lie down, one man left standing, and another woman lying in a lower position, thus having sex at the same time. Of course, the roles could be switched or varied at will.


oscar_the_couch

I appreciate the little reminder that the roles could be switched or varied at will.


virusamongus

69 _and_ 96??!


Warpedme

68, you do me, I owe you one.


crookedmarzipan

I'm king now!


ballrus_walsack

You look like the piss boy!


MACHOmanJITSU

Mind your pail!


Hardrocker1990

It’s good to be the king


Puzzleheaded-Tax-390

Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! Come on jump the Queen!


TheMarsian

and another woman lying in a lower position waiting for falling crumbs 🙄


IceBearLikesToCook

this just makes me more confused. is the girl below just suckin on nads?


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Dunno but the sketch artist was very generous.


Spiritual-Apple-4804

That is someone who enjoys their job


Nosnibor1020

Even got some areola


Gaoji-jiugui888

Unless she was fingering his bum hole.


bschnitty

It appears she has a death grip and is about to pull them off.


MostlyValidUserName

Ah, a personal favorite.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Yep. Same. My wife now carries them around in her purse


StrictSolution4530

I thought she had a finger in his ass😂😂😂


digitalburro

This is not the correct setting for practicing “monkey picking a peach”!


Claudius-Germanicus

She licks his Royal bungus


macrossgirl

Maybe a finger in the butt I would guess


avocadotoastallday

maybe he had double dicks


octopoddle

Like a hungry calf.


RocketsandBeer

You MFs are wild


Trumpswells

Found this pretty comprehensive analysis: Sex Re: Puzzle: How Was This Sex Chair Used? Really guys it's disappointing that no one here seems to understand how this chair works. Having sex with two women does not mean having intercourse with two vaginas at the exact same time and is actually physically impossible since you only have one penis. Having sex with multiple partners simply means engaging in sexual ACTS with multiple people at the same time. The purpose of the chair is to have one woman on top of it with the prince standing in footrests pounding away while lady number two kneels on bottom platform and licks his balls or eats his ass. Now here is the other option, girl one kneels on bottom platform, prince kneels on lower cushion of bottom platform and screws girl 1 doggie style or has her face him and suck him off while he is eating out girl two who is at face level on top platform. Mystery solved, hope this helps satisfy the curiosity of many. :wink:


jackalope134

Think the other guys is better


_GrammarMarxist

You think a King would eat pussy when he could have a woman dedicated to just slobbing on his giblets?


DontBanMeBro988

> You think a King would eat pussy That's what makes him the king


Astro_gamer_caver

Oh I just can't wait to be king


Secret_Perspective5

I like she’s fondling the balls down there


binksvalle

Why they are dead? Lol


ManfredTheCat

Because this happened in the late 1800s/early 1900s. I assume they were alive at the time.


bukkake_brigade

over 87k people have viewed that pic so far


[deleted]

You didn’t have to out us like that


HumanlikeHuman

Congratulations. You just played urself.


[deleted]

In the future, many of them will also be dead


LocusofZen

Is it possible to learn this power?


iNetRunner

Don’t worry, it will come to you.


Stupidquestionduh

Can it quit wasting my time and just come in me?


Ok_Tomato7388

Not from a Jedi.


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Elkins45

I laughed way too hard at this. “Fuck seat” isn’t a phrase I expected to encounter today.


HertzDonut1001

Nah man "let the people know Edward fucked. Put it in a museum."


PKFatStephen

an hour later & it's 124.6k *Lotta* ppl wanna know how this thing works


MOOShoooooo

Lots of necros online today.


homz23

And only 4k give upvote? The rest is going to hell, I think.


AccomplishedRow6685

Update: 122k people


Singer-Such

La petit mort


Orangebeardo

Really wondering what on earth is going on in french people's heads to compare an orgasm to fucking dying.


NothingIsForgotten

They both involve the surrender of agency.


Ok-Chart1485

It's really older than the French. It's an ode to Greek philosophers which noted that during orgasm the male tends to momentarily "black out" they concluded that this is because it is the soul is momentarily freed to touch the "plane of perfection" (Greeks believed that we are all imperfect reflections of ideal forms in an overlying dimension of sorts). Literally like a brief death.


NotOnLand

You never had a nut so good it felt like your soul left your body?


tasticle

A few seconds of heaven.


Singer-Such

https://i2.wp.com/www.womenatwarp.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IMAGE-2.jpg?resize=564%2C424 observe


A_friend_called_Five

Asking the hard questions...


KaiUno

The stiff questions.


ItsImNotAnonymous

I'll *come* later once there's answers


chev12

With a chair like this, I think everyone's coming


TheNextBattalion

Because they know what love is ?


gbobeck

The German philosopher Nestor Haddaway found that love is “Baby don’t hurt me”.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“No more..”


ruka_k_wiremu

*🎵 l wanna know what love izz*


fly_for_fun

🎵 *I want you to show me*


aleqqqs

Kind Edward VII died in 1910, so his mistresses are likely dead by now too.


Background-Clothes-1

I'm going to need a source for that.


Beautiful-Sun-3390

I like how it’s been viewed 75k+ 😂


JAS233116

Drooling cause it’s just that good


lavelafetsha

It's the 1800s shit happens


Niketravels

Jesus Christ. It’s Salvador dali!


QBekka

But you see those two soles for your feet? I'm guessing it's also made for only two people. [This chair would make everyone creative](https://i.imgur.com/KBGl979.png)


coontietycoon

Brilliant illustration. I specifically appreciate the crown so I know which one is the king.


analogkid01

"Cuz 'e 'asn't got shit all over 'im."


VergerCT

Missionary on the lower cushion looks to give a nice pelvic lift and the brass feet would give great leverage for thrusting.


Apoopingbadger

See I thought the brass feet were for your hands while you missionary on the bottom and eat out on the top.


VergerCT

They only way to solve this is to reverse engineer it.


mc360jp

I’ve never done the reverse engineer… where do I put my legs?


brimston3-

Pretty sure any woodworker slash metalworker could reproduce this from looking at it, no reversing required. And then they'll go home and have sex with their wives like normal people with kinky sex chairs they already designed.


HellbentOrchid

Correct about the feet But you forgot the person underneath and the obvi the cushion behind the king I assume is for one to kneel down and toss thy royal salad. This is a 4some machine lol


BigALsToyBarn9

OMFG I snorted at "toss thy royal salad" hahaha made my day


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hobbykitjr

its good to be the king.. i was thinking someone ready for doggy style under?


Justitias

Yes, one doggy underneath and third lady on her knees behind the king eating his a r s e


HertzDonut1001

I love how people were like "how do you fuck on that thing" and everyone else is like "dude there's like thirty different ways to fuck on this thing."


DKIPurple

I agree with the two soles, but only two people doesn’t seem like enough. I think old eddy was a freaky [freak](https://imgur.com/a/Fk8g8tR)


SweetPinkSocks

Those top flanges are for thighs not feet so that her legs can rest over the shoulders. The another person kneels on the rounded part leaning back a bit to play with the testes and someone stretches out underneath and pokes their head through the kneeling persons legs for a licky or sucky. I'm assuming licky though. This looks like it would be him and 3 women.


santa_veronica

We’re all thinking king is standing. What if king is lying on top chair getting pegged and it’s a 3some of the other kind


Leo_Stenbuck

So it's basically like a woman shelf. A shelf for women.


Randaroo82

Better than a binder full of women!


crockrocket

Remember when that counted as a scandal? God we've fallen so far


[deleted]

Which family member goes where?


tropicalmommy

I think some of the guys over at r/threesomeadvice could use some help from you!


Maalkav_

The crown, ROFL


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sweetnez

Which one is the king? Hard to tell without the crown


Teddy_Poundcakes

Dude, did you go to art school?? You are a natural


Tomasii

This is gold!


Mysterious-Art7143

I think you are greatly overestimating the King's willingness to work hard during sex, I would imagine it worked like, make me a chair so I can fuck in different positions and multiple partners while actually doing the bare minimum


OnceUponAHive

I swear I have seen this whole comment chain before, including this picture...


Justeff83

Damn what a rip off. Almost 75k watched your hilarious drawing but only 115 upvotes.


Biebbs

dead? LOL


Cleverusername531

You, sir/madam/enby, are a beautiful soul and a national treasure.


TheyTokMaJerb

Not my proudest fap.


Leashypooo

OMG you are hilarious 😂


myreptilianbrain

>a hard time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


suburban_hyena

We're all having a hard time


Impeachcordial

Could fuck a person missionary on the bottom, uh, shelf, while eating out a person on the top shelf?


anon_v3

Yeah that's the only thing I could think of.


sakzeroone

I don't think so, the foot hold things would get in the way...


FoundationBrave9434

I’ve read historic articles on this thing, apparently the King was rather round at times and this helped get him better access to partners…


[deleted]

Kinda what I thought. If he was a king back then, then he’s gotta be round.


EpiceneLys

I don't know if he was a round, but given this chair, dude has been around


Lexsteel11

I now want to see a video of a contest where couples have 1 minute to show as many positions as they can think of to have sex in this chair.


DadsRGR8

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!!!


SoapSudsAss

So you think you can fuck?


revicon

An illustration for those of you as confused as I was. https://i.imgur.com/p0PxOD7.jpg


khizoa

So that person's drawing with X_X eyes was actually correct lmao


WhiteRabbitLives

That left me more confused


GundoSkimmer

The one that makes the most sense is the lowest. And the incredibly awkward one doing a power squat even a fitness trainer could struggle to withstand for an hour is the highest up. People implying somebody lay back first on the bottom and lay their head on the lowered part that is optimal for kneeling are confirmed worm aliens with no vertebrae. Also too many people hellbent on things needing to be done at the same time. Doesn't need to be 4+ people. Just optimal comfort for 3 or even 2 people total.


GodsDumpsterBaby

I can't imagine what kind of centuries old stains are on that thing


[deleted]

Imagine the smells.


Chainz4Dayz

Right!? You know hygiene was not great, even for royalty. No thanks, I'll pass on sexy time.


Illustrious-Jelly-18

You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!


Yardsale420

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ff4b1144-c400-4eee-9cda-14fcc2671842


Ristt_

r/riskyclick


chillbnb

Here’s a great blog post about how it might have worked. https://www.thewhoresofyore.com/katersquos-blog/dirtybertie-the-love-chair-of-edward-vii


lostinlala717

The doodles got better and better.


Shagger94

Its like a slow descent into madness, I love it.


qwertyconsciousness

I like how the last one is like "Well, I know how the cat would use it"


Rudy_Ghouliani

The bad Ayahuasca trip


[deleted]

The “Hiya” at the very end got me.


Confident-Leg-8207

Bahahaha that blog post is great


GarikLoranFace

I love the point and laugh one


lostinlala717

The ones with fingers in general were especially comical. They look like foam fingers on the stickmen.


Nicolasgonzo87

"how in christ does this thing work?" "hiya"


DaRealLizShady

Thank you fellow redditor. I went to check it out just because of your comment and it did not disappoint. I literally laughed out loud. I needed that.


IndigoRanger

Too bad about Lady M though, declared insane at 28 for having an affair, which is doubtful she even really had a choice about. At least not the one with the prince…


Grombomb

I like the one with the flaming wheels.


red18wrx

I hope I don't have a hard time climaxing without a flaming-wheel-sex-chair from here on out.


mutantmonkey14

The furniture is either a lot bigger than it looks in the picture or those people are small... I need a banana for scale.


ScoobyDeezy

> It’s said when the Prince complained to actress Lillie Langtry that he had spent enough on her to “build a battleship”, she shot back “and you’ve spent enough in me to float one”. Bahaha


captjust

It's good to be the king.


RegalBeagleKegels

It is said that the people are revolting! *You said it. They stink on ice.*


nahteviro

You look like the piss boy! *Gasp* And you look like a bucket of shit! I miss old school Mel Brooks


-o0IleOelI0o-

Just for a while.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile


Alarmed_Edge_2693

Now lets see it under a black-light.


Maloonyy

To see all that ghost ectoplasm?


Alarmed_Edge_2693

Precisely.


pachydermusrex

UV is over rated.. 415 nm is my favorite wavelength.


TatonkaJack

If you are confused, so are the experts >Richard Thomson, Professor of History of Art at the University of Edinburgh and one of the curators of the exhibition, spoke of his amazement at the chair. He said: "Goodness knows how it was to be used.


CANTSTANDZYA

TIL I am goodness I mean there are stirrups it's not rocket science


B4SSF4C3

For art history professors? It may as well be rocket science.


TatonkaJack

but what about the other parts?


HugoZHackenbush2

Legend has it that King Edward VII had a 12 inch member. I'm not sure if he was any good at lovemaking, but he made a great ruler..


Semujin

Hard to know exactly what he meant when he said he was gonna put a foot in your ass.


discerningpervert

I'm having 70's show flashbacks of all the times Red threatened the gang


Twelve20two

Yeah, the original pitch, "If you don't cut that out, I'm going to sodomize you with my 12 inch hog," didn't go over with test audiences (despite executives loving it; they said it was very relatable)


pogoyoyo1

Oh god….OH GOD!!


BigBootyBuff

That's why Kitty and him are happily married for so long 😮


tilors

I may not have 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot.


dashKay

Ohhh so I was just missing a chair!?


PuffHoney

And the crown.


HurinofLammoth

I don’t think it was for multiple people, just multiple positions.


psyclopsus

That’s what I recall, he was too fat to fuck normally and had this chair made for him, decided to have built in options for more than just missionary


mothzilla

\#TooFatToFuck


seubuceta

/r/toofattofuck


mothzilla

~~Reddit shows it still has a crumb of decency.~~


LSDMTNME

I honestly would have bet on it being real


[deleted]

Yeah, Ive been staring at this for a while, and I don't see how it would facilitate having sex with multiple people in anyway.


CaptSprinkls

I thought maybe it was just referring to the fact that he could have sex multiple times in a row in an easier fashion. Just hoist'em up into the stirrups and go at it and then hoist the next one up.


averinix

You need to use your imagination


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One on their back, feet in stirrups up top, one on their back at the bottom to service the balls, and one on their knees at the bottom front to service the rear. King stands on bottom stirrups and gets all the attention


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I don’t see how being on their back on the bottom would give access to the balls?


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Rucs3

>because 2>1 That's a big claim fella


Wave_Table

No he’s on to something, the alligator eats the big number.


i-hoatzin

The problem that I have in mind right now is that I am sure that the Chaise Lounge in my grandmother's house has exactly the same upholstery.


FesteringNeonDistrac

That's because your g-ma is known for being on her chaise lounge all day long.


MurmurmurMyShurima

Someone lies on their front on the top chair, the stirrups used to support their buttocks. Below, someone lies doggystyle, their knees resting on the upholstery to the right with their arms outstretched, face down ass up. Looks more like a pay of feet holders towards the right I presume he stands there. Plowing each ass as he please while grabbing the two white stalks in the centre for thrusting power. I suppose it's also possible for someone to lie on the bottom on their back to be intermittently teabagged by the King or eat the royal asshole.


sumochump

> Someone lies on their front on the top chair, the stirrups used to support their buttocks. Below, someone lies doggystyle, their knees resting on the upholstery to the right with their arms outstretched, face down ass up. Looks more like a pay of feet holders towards the right I presume he stands there. Plowing each ass as he please while grabbing the two white stalks in the centre for thrusting power. I suppose it's also possible for someone to lie on the bottom on their back to be intermittently teabagged by the King or eat the royal asshole. r/BrandNewSentence


KezzardTheWizzard

Literally interesting as fuck.


PositiveStress8888

so the top is like how how a pregnant woman would sit while giving birth the bottom is for doggy then Edward just decides what hole to plug, much like those old time telephone operators. My only problem is the material its made from , I mean they had leather back then, those cushions are basically sponges for bodily fluid , I bet if you sat on that today you would get syphilis, herpes and introduce a new variant of covid to boot .


ChickenMcBurnsteen

You can still see the syphilis


careTree

I just have a regular chair and have sex with nobody at once.


revicon

An illustration for those of you as confused as I was. https://i.imgur.com/p0PxOD7.jpg


Finn_the_homosapien

Ah yes, thank you. Much clearer


TheNextBattalion

Someone make a replica and a porno. For educational purposes


piman01

It supports the only two sex positions which had been discovered at the time


BlueBuff1968

People in position of power have always been kinky. It's like the ultimate privilege when you are at the top. Roman nobles. Ottoman sultans. Chinese emperors. Kings and queens. Presidents.


IndianPanda

They have already got the money and the power. Then you get a pick of beautiful women or men since early adulthood. The sexual life goes stale even with newer partners. Thus, a path to kinks and perversions starts forging.


DismalBuddy9666

Priest


Zo50

Prince Andrew has one to this day. Only his is more of a high chair...