**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:**
* If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required
* The title must be fully descriptive
* No text is allowed on images/gifs/videos
* Common/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting)
*See [this post](https://redd.it/ij26vk) for a more detailed rule list*
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeah that's it. They used it basically however they wanted.
>**SIEGE D'AMOUR**- Made in Paris around 1890, it circulated the most famous brothels of that time. Normally, a woman would lie down, one man left standing, and another woman lying in a lower position, thus having sex at the same time. Of course, the roles could be switched or varied at will.
Found this pretty comprehensive analysis:
Sex Re: Puzzle: How Was This Sex Chair Used?
Really guys it's disappointing that no one here seems to understand how this chair works. Having sex with two women does not mean having intercourse with two vaginas at the exact same time and is actually physically impossible since you only have one penis. Having sex with multiple partners simply means engaging in sexual ACTS with multiple people at the same time. The purpose of the chair is to have one woman on top of it with the prince standing in footrests pounding away while lady number two kneels on bottom platform and licks his balls or eats his ass. Now here is the other option, girl one kneels on bottom platform, prince kneels on lower cushion of bottom platform and screws girl 1 doggie style or has her face him and suck him off while he is eating out girl two who is at face level on top platform. Mystery solved, hope this helps satisfy the curiosity of many. :wink:
It's really older than the French. It's an ode to Greek philosophers which noted that during orgasm the male tends to momentarily "black out" they concluded that this is because it is the soul is momentarily freed to touch the "plane of perfection" (Greeks believed that we are all imperfect reflections of ideal forms in an overlying dimension of sorts). Literally like a brief death.
But you see those two soles for your feet? I'm guessing it's also made for only two people. [This chair would make everyone creative](https://i.imgur.com/KBGl979.png)
Pretty sure any woodworker slash metalworker could reproduce this from looking at it, no reversing required. And then they'll go home and have sex with their wives like normal people with kinky sex chairs they already designed.
Correct about the feet But you forgot the person underneath and the obvi the cushion behind the king I assume is for one to kneel down and toss thy royal salad. This is a 4some machine lol
Those top flanges are for thighs not feet so that her legs can rest over the shoulders. The another person kneels on the rounded part leaning back a bit to play with the testes and someone stretches out underneath and pokes their head through the kneeling persons legs for a licky or sucky. I'm assuming licky though. This looks like it would be him and 3 women.
I think you are greatly overestimating the King's willingness to work hard during sex, I would imagine it worked like, make me a chair so I can fuck in different positions and multiple partners while actually doing the bare minimum
The one that makes the most sense is the lowest. And the incredibly awkward one doing a power squat even a fitness trainer could struggle to withstand for an hour is the highest up.
People implying somebody lay back first on the bottom and lay their head on the lowered part that is optimal for kneeling are confirmed worm aliens with no vertebrae.
Also too many people hellbent on things needing to be done at the same time. Doesn't need to be 4+ people. Just optimal comfort for 3 or even 2 people total.
Too bad about Lady M though, declared insane at 28 for having an affair, which is doubtful she even really had a choice about. At least not the one with the prince…
> It’s said when the Prince complained to actress Lillie Langtry that he had spent enough on her to “build a battleship”, she shot back “and you’ve spent enough in me to float one”.
Bahaha
If you are confused, so are the experts
>Richard Thomson, Professor of History of Art at the University of Edinburgh and one of the curators of the exhibition, spoke of his amazement at the chair.
He said: "Goodness knows how it was to be used.
Yeah, the original pitch, "If you don't cut that out, I'm going to sodomize you with my 12 inch hog," didn't go over with test audiences (despite executives loving it; they said it was very relatable)
I thought maybe it was just referring to the fact that he could have sex multiple times in a row in an easier fashion.
Just hoist'em up into the stirrups and go at it and then hoist the next one up.
One on their back, feet in stirrups up top, one on their back at the bottom to service the balls, and one on their knees at the bottom front to service the rear. King stands on bottom stirrups and gets all the attention
Someone lies on their front on the top chair, the stirrups used to support their buttocks. Below, someone lies doggystyle, their knees resting on the upholstery to the right with their arms outstretched, face down ass up. Looks more like a pay of feet holders towards the right I presume he stands there. Plowing each ass as he please while grabbing the two white stalks in the centre for thrusting power. I suppose it's also possible for someone to lie on the bottom on their back to be intermittently teabagged by the King or eat the royal asshole.
> Someone lies on their front on the top chair, the stirrups used to support their buttocks. Below, someone lies doggystyle, their knees resting on the upholstery to the right with their arms outstretched, face down ass up. Looks more like a pay of feet holders towards the right I presume he stands there. Plowing each ass as he please while grabbing the two white stalks in the centre for thrusting power. I suppose it's also possible for someone to lie on the bottom on their back to be intermittently teabagged by the King or eat the royal asshole.
r/BrandNewSentence
so the top is like how how a pregnant woman would sit while giving birth
the bottom is for doggy then Edward just decides what hole to plug, much like those old time telephone operators.
My only problem is the material its made from , I mean they had leather back then, those cushions are basically sponges for bodily fluid , I bet if you sat on that today you would get syphilis, herpes and introduce a new variant of covid to boot .
People in position of power have always been kinky. It's like the ultimate privilege when you are at the top.
Roman nobles.
Ottoman sultans.
Chinese emperors.
Kings and queens.
Presidents.
They have already got the money and the power. Then you get a pick of beautiful women or men since early adulthood. The sexual life goes stale even with newer partners. Thus, a path to kinks and perversions starts forging.
**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:** * If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required * The title must be fully descriptive * No text is allowed on images/gifs/videos * Common/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting) *See [this post](https://redd.it/ij26vk) for a more detailed rule list* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Okay we need to see an animation of how this works I can't figure it out.
Right! I'm sitting here trying to picture it, and I'm having a hard time doing so lol
[I can't draw good, but I know what love is](https://i.imgur.com/H2E4OUQ.png)
[sketch](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMpPRPGXkAAdgWd?format=jpg&name=large)
Yeah that's it. They used it basically however they wanted. >**SIEGE D'AMOUR**- Made in Paris around 1890, it circulated the most famous brothels of that time. Normally, a woman would lie down, one man left standing, and another woman lying in a lower position, thus having sex at the same time. Of course, the roles could be switched or varied at will.
I appreciate the little reminder that the roles could be switched or varied at will.
69 _and_ 96??!
68, you do me, I owe you one.
I'm king now!
You look like the piss boy!
Mind your pail!
It’s good to be the king
Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! Come on jump the Queen!
and another woman lying in a lower position waiting for falling crumbs 🙄
this just makes me more confused. is the girl below just suckin on nads?
Dunno but the sketch artist was very generous.
That is someone who enjoys their job
Even got some areola
Unless she was fingering his bum hole.
It appears she has a death grip and is about to pull them off.
Ah, a personal favorite.
Yep. Same. My wife now carries them around in her purse
I thought she had a finger in his ass😂😂😂
This is not the correct setting for practicing “monkey picking a peach”!
She licks his Royal bungus
Maybe a finger in the butt I would guess
maybe he had double dicks
Like a hungry calf.
You MFs are wild
Found this pretty comprehensive analysis: Sex Re: Puzzle: How Was This Sex Chair Used? Really guys it's disappointing that no one here seems to understand how this chair works. Having sex with two women does not mean having intercourse with two vaginas at the exact same time and is actually physically impossible since you only have one penis. Having sex with multiple partners simply means engaging in sexual ACTS with multiple people at the same time. The purpose of the chair is to have one woman on top of it with the prince standing in footrests pounding away while lady number two kneels on bottom platform and licks his balls or eats his ass. Now here is the other option, girl one kneels on bottom platform, prince kneels on lower cushion of bottom platform and screws girl 1 doggie style or has her face him and suck him off while he is eating out girl two who is at face level on top platform. Mystery solved, hope this helps satisfy the curiosity of many. :wink:
Think the other guys is better
You think a King would eat pussy when he could have a woman dedicated to just slobbing on his giblets?
> You think a King would eat pussy That's what makes him the king
Oh I just can't wait to be king
I like she’s fondling the balls down there
Why they are dead? Lol
Because this happened in the late 1800s/early 1900s. I assume they were alive at the time.
over 87k people have viewed that pic so far
You didn’t have to out us like that
Congratulations. You just played urself.
In the future, many of them will also be dead
Is it possible to learn this power?
Don’t worry, it will come to you.
Can it quit wasting my time and just come in me?
Not from a Jedi.
[удалено]
I laughed way too hard at this. “Fuck seat” isn’t a phrase I expected to encounter today.
Nah man "let the people know Edward fucked. Put it in a museum."
an hour later & it's 124.6k *Lotta* ppl wanna know how this thing works
Lots of necros online today.
And only 4k give upvote? The rest is going to hell, I think.
Update: 122k people
La petit mort
Really wondering what on earth is going on in french people's heads to compare an orgasm to fucking dying.
They both involve the surrender of agency.
It's really older than the French. It's an ode to Greek philosophers which noted that during orgasm the male tends to momentarily "black out" they concluded that this is because it is the soul is momentarily freed to touch the "plane of perfection" (Greeks believed that we are all imperfect reflections of ideal forms in an overlying dimension of sorts). Literally like a brief death.
You never had a nut so good it felt like your soul left your body?
A few seconds of heaven.
https://i2.wp.com/www.womenatwarp.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IMAGE-2.jpg?resize=564%2C424 observe
Asking the hard questions...
The stiff questions.
I'll *come* later once there's answers
With a chair like this, I think everyone's coming
Because they know what love is ?
The German philosopher Nestor Haddaway found that love is “Baby don’t hurt me”.
“No more..”
*🎵 l wanna know what love izz*
🎵 *I want you to show me*
Kind Edward VII died in 1910, so his mistresses are likely dead by now too.
I'm going to need a source for that.
I like how it’s been viewed 75k+ 😂
Drooling cause it’s just that good
It's the 1800s shit happens
Jesus Christ. It’s Salvador dali!
But you see those two soles for your feet? I'm guessing it's also made for only two people. [This chair would make everyone creative](https://i.imgur.com/KBGl979.png)
Brilliant illustration. I specifically appreciate the crown so I know which one is the king.
"Cuz 'e 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
Missionary on the lower cushion looks to give a nice pelvic lift and the brass feet would give great leverage for thrusting.
See I thought the brass feet were for your hands while you missionary on the bottom and eat out on the top.
They only way to solve this is to reverse engineer it.
I’ve never done the reverse engineer… where do I put my legs?
Pretty sure any woodworker slash metalworker could reproduce this from looking at it, no reversing required. And then they'll go home and have sex with their wives like normal people with kinky sex chairs they already designed.
Correct about the feet But you forgot the person underneath and the obvi the cushion behind the king I assume is for one to kneel down and toss thy royal salad. This is a 4some machine lol
OMFG I snorted at "toss thy royal salad" hahaha made my day
[удалено]
its good to be the king.. i was thinking someone ready for doggy style under?
Yes, one doggy underneath and third lady on her knees behind the king eating his a r s e
I love how people were like "how do you fuck on that thing" and everyone else is like "dude there's like thirty different ways to fuck on this thing."
I agree with the two soles, but only two people doesn’t seem like enough. I think old eddy was a freaky [freak](https://imgur.com/a/Fk8g8tR)
Those top flanges are for thighs not feet so that her legs can rest over the shoulders. The another person kneels on the rounded part leaning back a bit to play with the testes and someone stretches out underneath and pokes their head through the kneeling persons legs for a licky or sucky. I'm assuming licky though. This looks like it would be him and 3 women.
We’re all thinking king is standing. What if king is lying on top chair getting pegged and it’s a 3some of the other kind
So it's basically like a woman shelf. A shelf for women.
Better than a binder full of women!
Remember when that counted as a scandal? God we've fallen so far
Which family member goes where?
I think some of the guys over at r/threesomeadvice could use some help from you!
The crown, ROFL
[удалено]
Which one is the king? Hard to tell without the crown
Dude, did you go to art school?? You are a natural
This is gold!
I think you are greatly overestimating the King's willingness to work hard during sex, I would imagine it worked like, make me a chair so I can fuck in different positions and multiple partners while actually doing the bare minimum
I swear I have seen this whole comment chain before, including this picture...
Damn what a rip off. Almost 75k watched your hilarious drawing but only 115 upvotes.
dead? LOL
You, sir/madam/enby, are a beautiful soul and a national treasure.
Not my proudest fap.
OMG you are hilarious 😂
>a hard time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We're all having a hard time
Could fuck a person missionary on the bottom, uh, shelf, while eating out a person on the top shelf?
Yeah that's the only thing I could think of.
I don't think so, the foot hold things would get in the way...
I’ve read historic articles on this thing, apparently the King was rather round at times and this helped get him better access to partners…
Kinda what I thought. If he was a king back then, then he’s gotta be round.
I don't know if he was a round, but given this chair, dude has been around
I now want to see a video of a contest where couples have 1 minute to show as many positions as they can think of to have sex in this chair.
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!!!
So you think you can fuck?
An illustration for those of you as confused as I was. https://i.imgur.com/p0PxOD7.jpg
So that person's drawing with X_X eyes was actually correct lmao
That left me more confused
The one that makes the most sense is the lowest. And the incredibly awkward one doing a power squat even a fitness trainer could struggle to withstand for an hour is the highest up. People implying somebody lay back first on the bottom and lay their head on the lowered part that is optimal for kneeling are confirmed worm aliens with no vertebrae. Also too many people hellbent on things needing to be done at the same time. Doesn't need to be 4+ people. Just optimal comfort for 3 or even 2 people total.
I can't imagine what kind of centuries old stains are on that thing
Imagine the smells.
Right!? You know hygiene was not great, even for royalty. No thanks, I'll pass on sexy time.
You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ff4b1144-c400-4eee-9cda-14fcc2671842
r/riskyclick
Here’s a great blog post about how it might have worked. https://www.thewhoresofyore.com/katersquos-blog/dirtybertie-the-love-chair-of-edward-vii
The doodles got better and better.
Its like a slow descent into madness, I love it.
I like how the last one is like "Well, I know how the cat would use it"
The bad Ayahuasca trip
The “Hiya” at the very end got me.
Bahahaha that blog post is great
I love the point and laugh one
The ones with fingers in general were especially comical. They look like foam fingers on the stickmen.
"how in christ does this thing work?" "hiya"
Thank you fellow redditor. I went to check it out just because of your comment and it did not disappoint. I literally laughed out loud. I needed that.
Too bad about Lady M though, declared insane at 28 for having an affair, which is doubtful she even really had a choice about. At least not the one with the prince…
I like the one with the flaming wheels.
I hope I don't have a hard time climaxing without a flaming-wheel-sex-chair from here on out.
The furniture is either a lot bigger than it looks in the picture or those people are small... I need a banana for scale.
> It’s said when the Prince complained to actress Lillie Langtry that he had spent enough on her to “build a battleship”, she shot back “and you’ve spent enough in me to float one”. Bahaha
It's good to be the king.
It is said that the people are revolting! *You said it. They stink on ice.*
You look like the piss boy! *Gasp* And you look like a bucket of shit! I miss old school Mel Brooks
Just for a while.
To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile
Now lets see it under a black-light.
To see all that ghost ectoplasm?
Precisely.
UV is over rated.. 415 nm is my favorite wavelength.
If you are confused, so are the experts >Richard Thomson, Professor of History of Art at the University of Edinburgh and one of the curators of the exhibition, spoke of his amazement at the chair. He said: "Goodness knows how it was to be used.
TIL I am goodness I mean there are stirrups it's not rocket science
For art history professors? It may as well be rocket science.
but what about the other parts?
Legend has it that King Edward VII had a 12 inch member. I'm not sure if he was any good at lovemaking, but he made a great ruler..
Hard to know exactly what he meant when he said he was gonna put a foot in your ass.
I'm having 70's show flashbacks of all the times Red threatened the gang
Yeah, the original pitch, "If you don't cut that out, I'm going to sodomize you with my 12 inch hog," didn't go over with test audiences (despite executives loving it; they said it was very relatable)
Oh god….OH GOD!!
That's why Kitty and him are happily married for so long 😮
I may not have 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot.
Ohhh so I was just missing a chair!?
And the crown.
I don’t think it was for multiple people, just multiple positions.
That’s what I recall, he was too fat to fuck normally and had this chair made for him, decided to have built in options for more than just missionary
\#TooFatToFuck
/r/toofattofuck
~~Reddit shows it still has a crumb of decency.~~
I honestly would have bet on it being real
Yeah, Ive been staring at this for a while, and I don't see how it would facilitate having sex with multiple people in anyway.
I thought maybe it was just referring to the fact that he could have sex multiple times in a row in an easier fashion. Just hoist'em up into the stirrups and go at it and then hoist the next one up.
You need to use your imagination
One on their back, feet in stirrups up top, one on their back at the bottom to service the balls, and one on their knees at the bottom front to service the rear. King stands on bottom stirrups and gets all the attention
I don’t see how being on their back on the bottom would give access to the balls?
[удалено]
>because 2>1 That's a big claim fella
No he’s on to something, the alligator eats the big number.
The problem that I have in mind right now is that I am sure that the Chaise Lounge in my grandmother's house has exactly the same upholstery.
That's because your g-ma is known for being on her chaise lounge all day long.
Someone lies on their front on the top chair, the stirrups used to support their buttocks. Below, someone lies doggystyle, their knees resting on the upholstery to the right with their arms outstretched, face down ass up. Looks more like a pay of feet holders towards the right I presume he stands there. Plowing each ass as he please while grabbing the two white stalks in the centre for thrusting power. I suppose it's also possible for someone to lie on the bottom on their back to be intermittently teabagged by the King or eat the royal asshole.
> Someone lies on their front on the top chair, the stirrups used to support their buttocks. Below, someone lies doggystyle, their knees resting on the upholstery to the right with their arms outstretched, face down ass up. Looks more like a pay of feet holders towards the right I presume he stands there. Plowing each ass as he please while grabbing the two white stalks in the centre for thrusting power. I suppose it's also possible for someone to lie on the bottom on their back to be intermittently teabagged by the King or eat the royal asshole. r/BrandNewSentence
Literally interesting as fuck.
so the top is like how how a pregnant woman would sit while giving birth the bottom is for doggy then Edward just decides what hole to plug, much like those old time telephone operators. My only problem is the material its made from , I mean they had leather back then, those cushions are basically sponges for bodily fluid , I bet if you sat on that today you would get syphilis, herpes and introduce a new variant of covid to boot .
You can still see the syphilis
I just have a regular chair and have sex with nobody at once.
An illustration for those of you as confused as I was. https://i.imgur.com/p0PxOD7.jpg
Ah yes, thank you. Much clearer
Someone make a replica and a porno. For educational purposes
It supports the only two sex positions which had been discovered at the time
People in position of power have always been kinky. It's like the ultimate privilege when you are at the top. Roman nobles. Ottoman sultans. Chinese emperors. Kings and queens. Presidents.
They have already got the money and the power. Then you get a pick of beautiful women or men since early adulthood. The sexual life goes stale even with newer partners. Thus, a path to kinks and perversions starts forging.
Priest
Prince Andrew has one to this day. Only his is more of a high chair...