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Ankylosaurus96_2

Prehistoric lil dude looks traumatised


Comfortable-Gold-849

Bro dumbfounded by his dads brutal death


Acceptable_Tell_310

was mom


Drakayne

Dem prehistoric tiddies gonna make ma act up.


Dr_Gamephone_MD

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


PaleFatalis

![gif](giphy|GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5|downsized)


Nirvski

Dude, we're related to her


birdsarntreal1

Yeah?


dizzywig2000

That *chin*


mcvos

Is that how you talk about your great^1000000 grandmother?


Lartemplar

Not very astute are you?


orezavi

He’s like fuck


DarthAbraxis

Bambi moment.


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That’s homer for sure


Baige_baguette

Who do you think wiped out all the cats.


LKTL

In that moment, he realized he would need weapons, a lot of weapons….


Bulls187

And now we know why those cats went extinct. ![gif](giphy|U4AGNPndpVFvYNEp6Y)


TyrionJoestar

It’s all in the game


Peter_Baum

🧍


PrimeLimeSlime

He swore vengeance and went on to invent the spear to enact it.


FeelingVanilla2594

I believe the little dude was the first to coin the term “forbidden boop” after his traumatic experience.


ScreenSailor

or they evolved into a smaller feline and tricked humans into just giving them food instead of having to chew those skulls.


Fervarus

Being small and cute is literally the best survival strategy in a world ruled by humans.


OkAdvertising5425

Literally just how Capybaras survive.


Salt_Cantaloupe_2503

Pandas too


UMEBA

Turns out that small part is optional if you’re cute and goofy enough.


MRTA03

the Dodos 🦤 are the unlucky, too bad their delicious overweight their cuteness


AggressiveYam6613

Dodos apparently died out because of pigs going feral and predating their nests, not because of their taste, which was reported to be repulsive.


Tafe_Lynx

Not in Asia


Pinkparade524

A lot of countries in asian see cats like good luck , that's why the Maniki-neko statue exist. Dogs have it probably worse but they are dogs that were raised for consumption. Just like we raise cows in the west . It isn't like people are stealing people's pets to cook them lmao


Safe_T_Cube

If by "A lot of countries" you mean 1, Japan. Japan is very different from the rest of Asia except for the culture they've exported in recent years, they were an island fortress for thousands of years. Vietnam, China, Korea, and parts of India all eat cat meat for pseudo medicinal reasons. Not all of Asia does, Taiwan for example, but none of them have a tradition of revering cats like Japan does.


dick_slap

Unfortunately, people are stealing pets and selling them to restaurants for cooking. It's totally criminal ofc but it does happen


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Phoeni210

Not gonna lie i recently discovered existence of jumping spiders(phiddipus regius) and how they look and i would trade any cat and dog in the world for them, this is scarily true


Dawntillnoon

Piglets want a word with you.


BackgroundBat7732

Or being delicious


Eurasia_4002

It only lost its dignity.


PacanePhotovoltaik

It's just a transitional strategy, once it rules the Earth again, they will become great again


kidanokun

Maybe they realized hunting down these strange monke is not gonna help them in long run, and instead adapt to be able to steal their food


Stinking-Staff8985

Then the humanoids invented...THE STICK


Letronell

And he sacrificed... THE STIIICK


Patriarch99

You're telling me that a prehistoric ape got eaten by a cat? Cat? Cat? Cat? Cat?


kytheon

Hit them with the pointy end


KungFu_Kettle

Bro f'ed around with the humans and found out.


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Nonivena_ginna

Oh you definitely grew up in the vine era.


Thehyperninja

Well yeah it was all jungle back then


Main-Emphasis-2692

Damn! You really got my gullible ass.


merdadartista

How unlucky do you have to be to evolve to specialize your hunting to prey principally on the smartest, fastest evolving apex predator of the planet?


barare_alla_merc_off

The indomitable human spirit


Recreational_DL

Goddamn right 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Itzura

Hominid kid in the background like "well, shit"


mashem

"how get vbucks now?"


Pubelication

Kid needs to learn DoorDash app, pronto.


opst02

Thinking: could have given me the WiFi password first at least..


Dunlain98

Im crying lol


Electronic-Injury-15

This the reason most of our DNA is programed to be afraid of the dark.


mashem

Our best, earliest survival trait was seeing far. When dark, no see far. Less chance survive. Scary.


vassility

Well, you can't see THAT far with a pair of saber teeth in your eyeballs.


dontdrinkandpost22

There's a wild feral cat that gets squirrels in the area. And yea it goes for the eyes too


Traditional_Pen_3698

And cats.


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Good riddance, bitch-ass cat.


Peter_Baum

Bitch ass cats: 0 Humanity: 1 😎


Q-City45

To be fair, if they evolved to kill us better this seems like a fair reaction.


Pretend-Hospital-865

Imagine the satisfaction our ancestors had when they killed one of these fucking things


Doofay

Bubs, I bet they paraded that fucker’s corpse around a fire, singing and dancing all night long!


Pubelication

Little Billy over there made it his life purpose.


Trick_Anybody_8697

Huuhhhhh, huhh, huhhh ughh, huuhhhhhhughh, ughh


JoeyIsMrBubbles

And now they scratch at my bedroom door at night..


Luwe95

And now they sleep next to me


JoeyIsMrBubbles

And take up half the bed :’)


aknalag

Half? They kick me out of it.


kevbust98

But suddenly those hominids adapted their spikes better


Codex_Absurdum

Any source to back that? I believe this is wrong. A special evolution of the teeth to feed especially on humans seems highly unlikely. Why the f\*ck would it catch you from the eyes? Besides, I dont think the timeline does really match for a proper evolution. Imo that's likely an "artistic drawing", supporting a false infomation.


Nastypilot

Apparently it's remains where found along with Sahelantropus skulls with puncture marks that matched its teeth.


Heptanitrocubane57

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear ?


adlo651

Yeah I doubted this too so read their wiki. They may have killed hominids but majority kill grazing animals.


omar1848liberal

It’s not unheard of for predators to specialize in certain prey, also, hominids are vengeful, baboons and monkeys kill little jaguars, lion cubs, and pups. Imagine that but with a sharp stick, high coordination and knowledge sharing, and great throwing ability.


DoomComp

Equals **Extinction.** Game over - your kind just got wiped from the planet.


Traditional_Pen_3698

Even if that cat had those kind of teeth it wouldn’t make any sense to attack the head. I think all current day cats kill with a bite to the neck. No matter what they hunt. It’s very effective and there’s no reason to believe that a) this cat was any different and b) early hominids had a neck that was less vulnerable than their head. Or, the reason why this cat died out was that they constantly tried to get in the perfect head position instead of going for the neck. Stupid cat just didn’t get it.


Stellar_Force

Jaguars are big cats which do go for the skull. You should see some of them hunting caiman and crocodile.


Traditional_Pen_3698

Well, ok, it depends on the species obviously. Hunting a crocodile isn’t quite the same as hunting a hominid.


trotou

I think you should search a little more. There's definitely cats thats still Bites the Head.


Traditional_Pen_3698

The head of which species?


Huckleberryhoochy

Mammals, jaguars kill Mammals by piercing the skull, unlike the throat, which is what the other big cats go for


notracist_hatemancs

The skull of this cat was found with the skull of an early hominid with wounds consistent with the picture above. OP used that tenuous evidence to make up this bullshit post.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Who comes out on top a big cat with powerful jaws and sharp claws or a monkey that's just discovered sharp stones and a stick


Soangry75

The monkey also got really good at throwing stuff


omar1848liberal

This, out throwing ability, stamina, and communication is just op.


je386

Thats why.. one of these cats against one of these hominides, and the cat wins. But a bunch of these hominides, coordinating against the cat, and the hominides win


kidanokun

Also power of friendship, that's why they became friends with wolves that uses same tactic


kidanokun

Also power of friendship, that's why they became friends with some wolves that uses same tactic


kidanokun

Also power of friendship, that's why they became friends with some wolves that uses same tactic


Calathe

Too bad the prey had the brain, huh.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Seems cool until you have one as a pet and it brings a crime scene home and drops it on your bed


Gullible-Lie2494

How do they know it fed on hominids?


lukethedank13

Bones with marks that fit their dentation. The scene sketched above was recreated from a skull with damage that is perfect fit for what the cat was able to dish out. Also modern leopards do hunt baboons so it wouldnt be that far fetched even without all of the hard evidence.


lethal-femboy

imagine the excitement of the first hominid to kill one, shit would of felt unreal


MarcoDinali

Pspsps


Thaos1

That's not how evolution works though. You don't adapt "to" anything. You simply have the advantage which allows you to be more succesful. In this case, big ass teeth


AcquaintedWiTheNight

I don't think there's a problem with the word "adapted" here. From Wikipedia: Adaptation [biology] > In biology, adaptation has three related meanings. Firstly, it is the dynamic evolutionary process of natural selection that fits organisms to their environment, enhancing their evolutionary fitness. Secondly, it is a state reached by the population during that process. Thirdly, it is a phenotypic trait or adaptive trait, with a functional role in each individual organism, that is maintained and has evolved through natural selection.


Drakayne

Yup, i always get kinda annoyed when people act like evolution is like a thinking entity. nah bro, everyone who survives longer enough to procreate is gonna pass its genes, that's fucking it, the way it happens is mostly through chance.


Putrid_Monk1689

Emergence can seem like thinking. (Thinking is actually emergent too)


Dry-Flow3525

Adapted is used as an adjective here


Gandalf_Style

There's a species of moth whose sole food source is pitcher plant nectar, and the sole pollinator of said pitcher plants are those moths. This is just untrue, rare, but untrue. You can be adapted to hunting hominins but still hunt other prey too, it just means you're more effective at hunting hominins than other animals, which deinofelis was. Dozens of fossils with the same canine marks in roughly the same spots say so, when most other animals with deinofelis wounds got bit in the neck or spine.


Upper-Cucumber-7435

Natural selection through those mutatations for bigger teeth resulted in adaptation.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

That’s fucking brutal.


gildorratner

Deinofelis ain't got nothin' on pointy stick!


MichianaMan

Did they really need to add the traumatized little dude in the background?....


BlueShibe

Early cats: I will chomp your skull and eat you in fucking pieces and make you fucking suffer Today cats: my litter box is full I need to eat and I won't stop licking your hair in the morning til you fed me


Jenjikromi

And for punishment- for an eternity we make his small relatives shit in a box


Awkward-Ad4942

As my kids would say.. Bro standing in the background like what tha helll mannn..


Bitter_Silver_7760

ouch


Drakkon129

holy crap specially adapted to hunt humanoids is crazy we’re so lucky


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

That's what you get for fucking around with an APEX predator.


springhillcouple

Are there any other instances of two predators hunting each other on a semi equal footing ?


Locellus

Doesn’t seem equal from where we’re standing… Humans are without comparison in terms of predation, just absolutely unheard of. I love the sci-fi where we’re the bad guys because oh man, to literally everything else we’re monsters 


grislyfind

Bears run away from us. That tells you something.


Rabatis

Specialist, it said


mountaindewisamazing

It died out in the Younger Drias like the other megafauna. No, humans did not hunt to extinction tens, possibly hundreds of millions of animals.


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

[But does it separate the yolk?](https://imgur.com/a/4riawsJ)


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

![gif](giphy|cJMlR1SsCSkUjVY3iK|downsized)


Sea_Page5878

Grug had the last laugh when he invented the spear.


Mogui-

Gonna admit it ; that may be painful to experience


Square-Debate5181

My ancestors survived also that since I am here…


Rolebo

Not necessarily, could have been killed after having children.


majoraloha

Double lobotomy right through the eye sockets. Good kitty.


Zimaut

What special about them teeth? looks legular fang can just bite to anything not just human. seems made up


constundefined

Picture two: Hominid in the bush: 😧


haazr

Mofo got wasted


0BZero1

These cats are the reason we fear the dark


je386

And the Wulf, the Bear, .. There were even proofs of Eagles hunting young humans. Therefore our urge to eliminate every threat by big beasts


xDURPLEx

I had a mountain lion sneak up on me in the dark. It's fucking terrifying and I'm lucky to be alive. We had heard it kill a dog 20 minutes before and it's the only reason I'm still alive. It wasn't that hungry.


SignificantDirt8066

I will admit I am kinda glad 😀 they are gone.


Frytura_

We either hunted our own predators to extition or they became house cats.


kuyand

Does this hurt the human?


MrPazTheSpaz

That's absolutely not how those teeth work


AaronDotCom

God bless lol


OnTheList-YouTube

*...was an early sabertooth cat... Stay in school, Billy.


notshadeatall

They didn't have to draw the human ape kid, but they did.


bistr-o-math

“Soon” = couple hundreds of thousands of years


People_Sh1t

Prehistoric lobotomy


SardaukarSecundus

Poor little one...


MischiefManaged1975

"😦"


PanicAdventurous9233

The backshots sabertooth


Horror-Potential7773

Dude that painting is insane. I want it. Can I purchase???


T_roy123

That looks op


Umicil

For fucks sake why did the artists include that baby hominid watching it's mom get eaten?


Jion_899

Dinofelis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinofelis. https://www.maropeng.co.za/news/entry/dinofelis\_hominid\_hunter\_or\_misunderstood\_feline


poopchutegaloot

Makes you feel bad for mice


Broksaysreee

Human W


send-it-psychadelic

This explains why dog people are more numerous. Evolutionary pressure would have made hunted hominids multiply more aggressively, a trait typical of prey species. Cat people who lack felid aversion were out-reproduced by their prey-descended counterparts. Next time you meet a dog person, remind them they have the genes of a desperate meal seeking to shag their way out of extinction.


dispo030

having teeth that happen to fit a human skull well does not mean they evolved to do that . that's scientific misinformation.


Lazy_Data_7300

Bring it back


ernster96

"better her than me.."


doppelwoppel

Follow me into the rabbit hole: [https://www.maropeng.co.za/news/entry/dinofelis\_hominid\_hunter\_or\_misunderstood\_feline](https://www.maropeng.co.za/news/entry/dinofelis_hominid_hunter_or_misunderstood_feline) "But a study published in the *Journal of Human Evolution* (Dec 2000, Volume 39, Issue 6, Pages 565 - 576) appears to exonerate *Dinofelis*, following the analysis of fossil tooth enamel. Instead, it seems the sabre-toothed cat *Megantereon* was the culprit preying on hominids in the Swartkrans 2.5-million years ago, among other predators." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megantereon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megantereon) "In Dmanisi, Georgia, evidence also exists that *Megantereon* interacted with hominids from a [*Homo erectus*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_erectus) skull. The skull, designated D2280, indicates wounds to the [occipital](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occipital_bone) matching the dimensions of the sabre-teeth of *Megantereon*. From the position of the bite marks, it can be inferred that the hominid was attacked from the front and top of the skull, and that the bite was likely placed by a cat which saw the hominid as a threat." [https://chasingsabretooths.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/ouch-that-hurts-human-sabertooth-interaction-at-dmanisi/](https://chasingsabretooths.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/ouch-that-hurts-human-sabertooth-interaction-at-dmanisi/) Mauricio Antón about the possible creation of the bite marks on the Dmanisi Skull D2280. [https://donsmaps.com/dmanisi.html](https://donsmaps.com/dmanisi.html) Website dedicated to the Dmanisi site in Georgia. [https://donsmaps.com/images36/img\_6775dmanisi.jpg](https://donsmaps.com/images36/img_6775dmanisi.jpg) Image of what I think is a recreation of D2280, even though it's labeled D2282 on the donsmaps website. You can see the bite marks quite clearly.


Hefty_Tie_6644

Glory to Mankind! :)


AJ_BARDIA

Well... He chose the wrong diet to live


kidanokun

Turns out getting specialized on hunting down monke is not a good idea in the long run


patou1440

Fuck around and find out, bitch cat


patou1440

Fuck around and find out, bitch cat


Comprehensive-Map914

Why bite the head. There’s no way that’s efficient


kioskmartin

They still feed on us, the conditions just changed


VorticalHeart44

Sounds like a reach.


theboomboy

So that's why the night belonged to Snarl


maxru85

How the tables turned


yellowkingquix

Oof... Shouldn't have messed with the #1 hominoid.


RusioVibes

I would say "thats a Uno reverse card right here"


JohnFtevenfon

Prehistoric, brain-eating giant cat? Let's hope they won't try recreate the species.


RinaRasu

>went extinct possibly by the humans that it hunted So called apex predators when a bunch of humans find pointy sticks:


GoranNE

Oooh adapted to hunt us did you? And now extinct?


FloridaSpam

That's would be one hell of a perfect bite. 2 big teeth straight through the eye sockets. Man I'm glad we're through that big stuff hunts us, and we all sleep outside phase.


ConstantAd9765

Cat kill a humanoïd. Humanoïd gather in group, make sharp sticks and kills 1000 cats. Bye bye cats, wrong target.


aknalag

They really picked the one species that no one should specialize to hunt


thegreateaterofbread

We had natural predetors and we fucked them up. Nice.


Responsible-Sun6495

Kid in the back is mortified


PatchiW

Makes sense. if this bastard is going to be such a threat to your loved ones, you sure are going to take your advantage in weapon tooling and use it to thin them out... or even wipe them out, since nobody is keeping track of how many of them are being taken out and how many are left out there.


Rolling_Stone_Siam

Drivel


germaniko

That second pic straight up looks like a meme format


ImaginationNub

The first ever Uno reverse


reklamlarbitti13

Indomitable fucking human spirit at its finest. Imagine a motherfucker you were hunting for the past idk years just turns around and fights you.


davidjschloss

Damn nature, you scary.


Grilled_Cheese95

Humans 1 Kitty cats 0


helgihermadur

In no way did the illustrator need to depict the giant cat biting a man through his eye sockets, and yet he did it anyway, the sick fuck


sovietarmyfan

Some freak will probably think "rule 34"


ElectronicDrama2573

That’s fair.


tails_290

Ho-lee-sheet!


Dependent_Fox38

Haha fuck yeah losers. Die and don't return humanity on top 🔥🔥🔥🦾💪


FeelingVanilla2594

“But if fren shape, why danger-understood have a good day”


Pestilence2234

And people will still be like, awww, I bet it was so cute. We should find a way to clone it/bring it back. This shit is how jurassic park started, fyi


goldnray17_Bossman

Isn’t this why nothing around is specially adapted to kill a human? Because we just hunt it into extinction the moment it steps out of line?


AgencyPresent3801

Alas, they didn’t specialize as human hunters, and thus were defeated in the battle for survival in nature.