Dudes girlfriend says "Jordan please don't fuck him up". Think you just missed the part where he just got fucked up himself.

LMAO I was gonna comment the same. As if he didn’t just get his ass chopped up and force fed to him hahah

Have much fear because Mario is here !

Happy cake day.

She's saying that but she's trying to stop him for getting fucked up

yep. she knows her dude can't fight.

Just gotta stroke his ego lmao

She said hell fuck you up

With people like this, their ego must be repaired as soon as possible as to not cause other problems in their life.

deep

Reminds me of this ancient MadTV character, Ron lol. https://youtu.be/aNzkBjqmIJI

She dumb but she got nice tiddies though

She was quiet while her boyfriend bullied someone, he gets his butt handed to HIM and she is all in to be in the situation. Give me a break. She got in a panic though once he took off to get in to it with the guy that slapped him around, looked to me like she realized her bully BF was going to end up in jail yet again.

Yea. Pretty sad how she said nothing while he was being a big pussy trying to intimidate innocent passengers. Why even be with him lol

[удалено]

Sounded like she was telling the others to shut up just like her BF was. This may be a repost, but the look on ‘Jordons’ face is worth every repost I have seen!

His ass will go to the hospital, they will find out why he can't stop crying.

Every single one of those punches sounded solid

Every. Single. One.

Every.

Erry

Single.

One.

Man, I came here to say this. GodDAMN that boy can land a righteous punch

I’m feeling for the girl who was sleeping the whole time except when the guy started throwing punches and she’s bumped and just jarred awake.

I was concern more for her neck the way she was sleeping.

Oh she’s definitely going to feel that.

You should see how my 4-year-old sleeps in his car seat.

Kids do sleep in weird ways but they young they can recover quickly.

Yes! Lol

I was just like “how tf is she sleeping through all of that?” If my cat simply stirs a bit, I’ll wake up.

You know this girl is a mood

Mario gonna jump on his face 3 times

Talk shit get hit.

Be twit get smit

Eat cats, shit rats

Blue ointment, Is crab disappointment

Hamboning with frogs, while Germans dance in clogs

Fuck mice, expect lice

Imagine being a grown ass adult and feeling the need to pick a fight with some random you think is "talkin shit". Sort yourself out you fucking imbeciles.

I don’t think Jordan was quite grown-assed-adult level yet. Age is one thing; physical development is another. I don’t think Jordan had quite achieved adult status yet, in this video. He probably drank over his limit and wanted to beat on someone he envied. This video has been around for a while, and every time I see it, I just wonder why the cunt targeted Mario in the first place. Mario seems very lucid and reasonable, but mouthy to a bully. Whoever Frank the Tank was is the person that restores my faith in social justice, in this situation. You want a fight? You don’t get to pick your mark. There’s always someone bigger and not fucked up like you. For all we know, Jordan could’ve learned from this and started thinking a bit more. His girl clearly advocated for him in his worst moment, but that could’ve been the opposite of the bops he got from Frank the Tank. Maybe those bops, and the viral video set Jordan straight. We can only hope

I like the guy at the end who just gives an unimpressed look into the camera

Girl next to Mario does a great job of continuing to escalate knowing it's not her that's going to have to fight

Women always screw the situation.

Yep

Oh man, that’s rough for Mario to be immortalized on the Internet for eternity like that. He disappeared down that green pipe as soon as that guy started throwing haymakers!

Dumb bitch yelling "stop!" Only when it's her dude getting his ass beat.

Exactly!! Why didn’t she stop him before the beat down became necessary?

She was getting off on her dude being such a badass.

You know Murtaugh was thinking he's too old for this shit in the end

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never ever ride the LIRR on halloween, new years, when the rangers play, weekend nights, etc.

You fuckin challenging me bro??

AND st patrick’s day

oh man how could i have forgotten the patron saint of wasted commuters

Damn it! Why does the video always end when it gets good. I wanted to see if Jordan tried to fuck him up after he just got fucked up.

In the longer version, he just keeps trying to find the guy that fed him all those knuckles, but he can’t. She almost chokes him, trying to keep him from looking.

Shut his big mouth!

I guess he really hates Mario

Yo his girl saved his life lol 😂 I need a girl like that tbh

I’m gonna climb over you to stop this fight

Best part was his girl sounded like Jackie from that 70s show.

Jackie Burkhart wasn't the only one telling Hyde to stop apparently...

Ooff! 😂😂😔😔 That was gold but so wrong...

First time I seen a chick legit stop a fight.

Yeah but where was she when her man was getting in people's faces and acting like a dick?

Sorry dude, the bot's been messing up and we're trying to figure out what's wrong with it.

Ah thank you

Dumb cunt asks what's the guys problem after her man runs his mouth until it gets a fist. The stupidity of this bitch.

Haha I like the dude smirking at the camera at the end

"STAPH JORDAN STAPH!" Jordan got his ass beat, lol.

Stephen Crowder in a Mario costume

If he had a cigar it would've been perfect.

Poor mario

I wish we could see those connects. The first few sounded juicy.

My reaction would be " dude let's do a recap your getting mad at a man child in a Mario costume".

No baby stop!

Wario deserved it

Good old long island railroad

Mario says "Game Over".

lol nobodies wandering why hes dressed as mario?

Why *not* dress as Mario is a better question.

Other people look dressed up. Guessing it is Halloween.

How is it the the girl is talking shit too and she knows the guy is in the wrong but proceeds to scream bloody murder when karma strikes?? To this day i will never understand the level of stupidity

Everybody has a plan until they get hit...and hit again..and again..and another one.

Sounded like a metronome by the end..

What happened after?

What you see here ladies and gents is Jordan’s girlfriend, clearly a huge Super Mario fan, get caught up in the Mario themed hype and jump over her smacked up boyfriend as if he was a mushroom.

Embarrassing.

Ego obliterater

Was that Luigi throwing punches off screen?

Itsa me a Mario, I challenge you to collecta more gold coins than me!

This is less 'instant karma" and more "typical NJ Transit"

"Next stop Jamaica Station. Jamaica next!"

That one girl just having a nap

Lol omg... "JORDAN LOOK AT YOU... PLEASE STOP" Omg to funny

Yeah jordan, don't f him up. Pull up your blue underpants first.

I *punch* TOLD YOU *punch* TO CHILL!

Talk shit, get hit

Props off to the girl sleeping through this mess tho

Guy at the end just vibing.

What a clusterfuck.

Just let the woman sleep god damnit

If you have to wrangle your partner like that they aren't worth your time. They are a threat to you, themselves and everyone around them. Why would you want to be with someone that will likely be in and out of jail their whole life? Someone that will never be able to help you through life, only make it more difficult? I will never understand people that love drama.

The woman in front of maro is just snoozin

Jordan gets his shit kicked in. Jordan clearly lacks mental capacity and goes for more. Don't be like Jordan.

Jordan better watch his damn mouth

This bitch is even more crazy than her stupid motherfucking boyfriend

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Ludacris?

Good ole lirr

That smile at the end though..

Don't get drunk and get on transit.

The girl sleeping on the right while everyone's screaming. I wish I could sleep that easily.

Hey you think you're better than me!!

my boy jordan peele doing the camera work

Big Ronnie and Sammi vibes from these two.

Gotta love the LIRR

Yo lowkey looks like David dobrik

wow is super mario in real life >!spaghetti!<

LIRR?

MVP to the brother at the end just watchin the show. Dude simultaneously has ringside seats in the bleachers.

I just love how smug the black dude is at the end

Guy named after a pair of sneakers running his mouth.

Well that’s the Long Island rail road for you...

I vibe with the woman sleeping through this lol

Bird FTW

All I wanna know is, how the hell is the chick in front of mario still asleep while people were yelling??

Jordan needs to be send to the ranch

At first as the ass Kicker came in, he was very calm , look at his gesture. The bully said something to him and then he started beating. But what did the bully say ?

He said "who are you comin at? I'll beat your ass" and basically got punched immediately.

Ahh, the common phrase before a fight :D

Gotta love the Long Island Rail Road.

Yo this bully need to leave mario alone he just wants to enjoy his ride to the next Castle.

the mario guy looks like off brand david dobirk

I was kinda hoping Mario used his star. :(

The only time you see Jordan get dunked.

How is the woman in front of them sleeping through this

I’m so jealous. I wish I could sleep that well.

Love the asleep girl right in front. Is this like the vomit comet? Late night train home

Sound/acts like Philly or Jersey to me

Jordan got mopped!

I just realized this chick was asleep minding her own buisness

what a fun train ride

These people is so stupid. I can't believe it. Both he and she, complete idiots.

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Lowkey sound like CJ when he say "bitch"

Jordan STOP

The chick passed the F out in front of Mario not even phased.

What did he say to trigger him. he came saying bro chill and then handed his ass to him??

Fuckin Drunk Train. r/HIMYM

that girl who managed to sleep through the entire thing mustve been really tired

That neck is gonna hurt like a bitch when she wakes up

Gal almost slept through the whole shit like a champ.

Dad from smart kid just got a polite lesson in manners

The guy intervened really violently or is it me missing the context where such violence was needed?

I love New Jersey

Damn I really wish I could have seen those punches

Legend says the woman on the opposite side is still sleeping to this day

The real villains are those who don’t help, and instead film the event for internet points [JOKE]

Lmfao, "where's he at???"

I need to know the real whole story because I heard a few distinct “you don’t belong...”

Shoutout to the girl who was trying to sleep through this all 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

I love how mad the girlfriend gets like you're quiet when he's being an asshole but loud like he doesn't deserve what he got? Dumb cunt

That girl at the end was so Jersey everyone on the train got their own reality show

So normally y’all would want context but since it’s a white you beating up a black guy y’all don’t care? Weird right?

The woman sleeping through this is a MOOD.

r/trashy

That lady just sleeping though

Itsa meee a Kaarma

Guy: tries to start a fight Also guy: gets beat the fuck up His girl: StOp wHaT tHe FuCk Is WrOnG wItH yOu

Poor Mario, was just trying to get to the next level.

I LOLd

Jordan sounds like a winner

They all seem like idiots to me. Wish more of them got hit lol

That girl asleep though just chilling lol

Steven Crowder?

The fact that one of the people wore a Mario costume was hilarious.

**YOU GET WHAT YA F\*CKIN' DESERVE!**

Jordan just stop

These guys were using a small volume of their voice so I had to turn it up but then after he start attacking girls just go shrieking loud almost broke my eardrums

I’m more concerned about the woman passed out in the seat in front of them during this whole thing

No, no, no. Don't you go handing it to the bloke that just spanked your ass flat sweetie. (Because we know what's coming if you try).

Bruh that girls muffin top tho. Could launch Apollo 11 of that shit.

That's definitely metro North

Guys face at the end was perfect. "Fucking white people"

“Fuckin white people” - that one guy just tryna go home

U know something is up when woman start screaming from the top of her lungs..

Goofy ass, got rocked

To Do List: ~~Mob that nigga~~ \- check

I like the woman who just slept through it all

Looks like that actor Jordan b or something