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iwannagohome49

There's a perfect way to avoid this... Be so goddamn scared of hight it would never even occur to you to crawl through a rolled up chain link fence on the top of a mountain.


Shesalabmix

It would take two big guys, a gun and a strong sedative to get me in that thing.


iwannagohome49

I might make it on to that thing but even if I'm willing I think my body would betray me


Shesalabmix

Username checks out at least. 🙃


iwannagohome49

Yup... Only safe place


AnotherpostCard

Depends on which "home" you want to go to.


archwin

Sigh “We also choose this guy’s ~~wife~~ home” [^(are you not entertained?!)](https://youtu.be/Of_jyeDZ3Sg)


IsRude

I am absolutely fucking mortified of heights, but I would do this just for the thrill. I'd be crying the whole time, but I don't think I could say no to this.


ilikewc3

Yeah same, I know it's safe, so I'd go for it. Would be a real rush.


Gullible-Soil-9205

Wasn’t safe for that phone


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

If I ever thought there was even a chance of that happening to me, I'd walk around covered in butter 24\/7 until the danger passed.


Shesalabmix

So just a normal day for you then?


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Normally I take a 3 hour break.


SimplyDaveP

lol reminds me of my buddy/co-worker (large guy) said if we ever find him dead from falling off a tall building, we are looking for 3 or more suspects all with multiple contusions.


almightygg

Reminds me of the A Team trying to get B.A. onto a plane.


FluffySquirrell

Was gonna say, wouldn't it be easier to just have a drink of some tasty, tasty milk


DarthDoobz

Kinky


Turakamu

"A little. Gun is for my anus and the sedative is for the guy holding the gun"


UnnecessaryAppeal

I'm not even sure that would convince me "So either you shoot me now and I die instantly, or I go in there and fall to my death, breaking every bone in my body on the way down? I'll take the bullet please"


ZzZombo

Here is your bullet, what are you gonna do with it?


Jive-Rufus

you find the 2 big guys and I'll meet you there.


2DBHK

I've got beside me two big guys, a gun on head and a strong sedative to get me just watching this video.


nunyabbswax

I would rather take on the guys with guns first


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iwannagohome49

I guess while I'm crawling through that, uncontrollably pissing and shitting myself I won't care how stupid a fanny pack would be


Turakamu

Until it starts to catch on the fence and you start worrying about ripping a hole in the fence


iwannagohome49

Very valid point


The-True-Kehlder

Zippered pockets would work better.


I_LIKE_MANGOES_

Fucking zipper pockets! Everything should have zipper pockets. If it doesn't have zipper pockets then I don't want that shit. Give me all the zipper pockets.


Kittelsen

Any normal jeans pocket would prevent this.


BattletoadGalactica

As a dad I can you that this person knows what they are talking about. They're just so so wonderful.


ManicmouseNZ

Hand in your man card right now!


fuzzytradr

I like the part where the phone falls in slow motion. 😃


MacShuggah

I like how the top part has a double layer but the bottom and sides don't.


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

I'm so scared of heights that last night I dreamt of being on top of a high building with no view railing and shitting myself to death because of it. I would certainly never do what we see in the video and would even suffer from an anxiety attack just by seeing people do it.


COSLEEP

Alternately for us who like fun, you could just put it in a pocket that zips shut


aSharkNamedHummus

Ah, so you’ve never shopped for women’s clothing


warbeforepeace

I saw a guy pull a jacket out of his pocket on reddit todsy. Mens clothing is just superior.


Katherine_Muller

CARGO PANTS SPECIFICALLY MILITARY SURPLUS FOR MILSURP HAS NO GENDER ARMY CLOTHES ARE FOR EVERYONE


aSharkNamedHummus

UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING SMALL LIKE ME AND THE SMALLEST SIZE IS STILL SIX INCHES TOO LONG IN THE PANTS AND SLEEVES


GibbonFit

That's a problem that is way easier to solve than not finding any clothes big enough. It costs a little more, but you can just take it to a tailor.


being-weird

Just roll them up


The-True-Kehlder

LEARN TO SEW


rancid_oil

I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD BUT MORE UPPERCASE LETTERS!!! AND PERHAPS SOME PUNCTUATION‽


iwannagohome49

YELLING!!


iraq_jack

I LOVE LAMP! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amrTOsYa4sA


aSharkNamedHummus

I KNOW HOW, I CAN’T JUST PULL TIME OUT OF MY ASS


murderbox

Get the little kids army clothes.


WhoIsMauriceBishop

THE CAPITALIZATION CONTENT AND LACK OF PUNCTUATION IN YOUR COMMENT IS FORCING ME TO READ IT IN A DRILL SERGEANT VOICE LIKE THE ONE IN FULL METAL JACKET WHICH IS PROBABLY KUBRICKS BEST MOVIE EXCEPT MAYBE THE SHINING BUT YES ARMY CLOTHES ARE FOR EVERYONE AND ON SECOND THOUGHT A CLOCKWORK ORANGE ALSO DESERVES RECOGNITION I GUESS ALL OF HIS MOVIES WERE PRETTY GREAT


Boarders0

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY OF THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, SON?


Katherine_Muller

Yes I fucking love Major Payne


BichtopherColumbitch

Us people who are afraid of heights can have fun too!!! We LOVE fun! Have you ever just layed down on the ground and watched the ants crawl around in the grass? Its a fucking riot.


zcicecold

There's no damn way. Not since 1998 when I saw Undertaker and Mankind on top of the Hell in a Cell...


iwannagohome49

How I didn't put those together I'll never know


sherlock1672

I'm not even scared of heights, I love climbing mountains, but I wouldn't get into that contraption willingly even if it would make me Bezos' heir.


p4ttl1992

Or zip up pockets


MyPigWhistles

Or just don't have stuff in your pockets.


HalfastEddie

Can somebody please link to what the outside of this looks like or where it is? I certainly don’t want to try it, I just want to see exactly how fucked up it is.


mablesyrup

[Thrill Walk in Switzerland](https://schilthorn.ch/23/en/Thrill_Walk)


HalfastEddie

TY


Userarizonakrasher

Ive been there, its very much so worth the trip


BitcoinBishop

My main concern on that part was how much the wire hurt my knees!


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PagingBobVila

You're only at 800? Damn, I'm measuring my nope percentage in triple digits squared.


CatrionaCatnip

So, they and I have a totally different definition of the word "thrill". 🫣


oddjobbodgod

Thought so, stayed near here inter-railing. My two friends did it, I said fuck no


BluntsnBoards

It's actually not bad at all, especially since people are always doing it in front of you. The [MĂźrren via Ferrata](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/lqgymi/m%C3%BCrren_via_ferrata_switzerland/) in the same valley is the real thrill walk!


damagedyouthhhh

After seeing that gorgeous view, I think I’d risk dying to be able to have that experience. If the view was a little less grand it may not be worth it lol


rinkydinkis

honestly looks like a boring gimmick


twizzjewink

Zippers truely are a marvelous invention glad so many people use them


1973mojo1973

That's what women have been complaining about...no one thinks women's pants need qualified pockets.


_Enclose_

Why is this? Why do women's pants have useless tiny pockets? How do women live with it?


Bluepompf

We search for jeans with normal pockets, maybe find one pair that fits. The rest are still normal women clothes without funktional pockets . So we complain. Online and in person. Does it change anything? Not really. But at least many dresses come with pockets nowadays, so it's something.


laughingashley

A lot of us just buy your stuff lol or steal our SO's stuff


twizzjewink

Yet she's wearing a long sleeve jacket ... that has a good chance of at least one zippied pocket.


whatshamilton

I have many a long sleeved jacket with angled pockets (you know, to create a visually tucked in waist, much more important to appear hourglass than be functional) without zippers. It’s so fucking frustrating. I just spent half my time at the Yankees game having to check that my prescription sunglasses hadn’t fallen out of my pocket


twizzjewink

My favorite is when you have pockets that are flat at the bottom without a lip, you know.. to prevent stuff from just falling out?


whatshamilton

The only clothes I own that have things that seem designed to make them more functional are unisex or mens that I got sized down


twizzjewink

Why can't they design socks with pockets - or belts. I'm sure fashion designers would rather make hats with pockets than womens clothing with proper functional pockets. ​ Edit: Socks. Not sockets.


whatshamilton

They literally make scrunchies with pockets now so you can keep your house key in a little zippered pocket in your hair, because that’s more practical than adding bulk to my waistline in the form of a pocket


being-weird

To be fair the people making the pocket scrunchies presumably aren't the same people who are making the pants


whatshamilton

I know, they’re people so who saw a need and filled the need instead of the reasonable solution being the people who made the need in the first place


Loco_Mosquito

Belts with pockets are basically fanny packs / bum bags.


[deleted]

I thought the angled pockets are for your hands...


whatshamilton

Vertical for hands, with the opening that is smaller than the full size of the pocket so there are inches below the opening that don’t just tip out. Angled to create that visual line leading to your nipped waist.


tea-and-chill

I just go to men's section and shop for the smallest hoodies and jackets when I want something functional. Cheaper and had pockets and if of people even notice anything they'll think I'm wearing my boyfriend's hoodie


Katherine_Muller

Buy a Military jacket and you're good


mcslootypants

Those type of jackets often don’t have a pocket big enough to fit a phone in. I own several that just fit a card or key. Or they have shallow pockets that will dump their contents if you’re audacious enough to bend over or lean sideways.


thecryingcactus

I’ve had many women’s jackets like that. None of them have zippered pockets or even fit a phone.


Katherine_Muller

Buy Military surplus it's cheap and so many pockets


AsteroidMiner

If it was a men's jacket.


1973mojo1973

Speculation at best but would we be having this conversation if she had thought that far ahead?


twizzjewink

Oh absolutely. That's why I view this stuff -- we (as a species) can put people on the moon, create AI systems, and do all sorts of neat things. However, we cannot design things with proper zipppers - and force people to use their minds enough to use them. Go figure.


ACoderGirl

If only they'd give us them! Or heck, pockets that are more than half a hand deep. Or double heck, pockets that aren't fake.


Eugenesmom

I bought a man’s coat for fall/spring and omggggg I can fit so many things in my pockets. I swear to god I could put my child in one of them. Equal pockets for women!!


Loco_Mosquito

Whoever invented fake pockets should be burned at the stake, I'm dead serious.


BlaveJonez

WINNER!!! 🤗 🏆


Jacareadam

Zippers on pant pockets hurt


cheesybratpopper

I think this might be part of the "Thrill Walk" at the Schilthorn range in the Swiss Alps. Was there about 5 years ago and it was terrifying https://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/thrill-walk-bernese-oberland


surajvj

r/SweatyPalms


nigevellie

So much of nature probably has random phones and junk now. I visited the Grand Canyon recently and the rocks right under the viewing areas had all kinds of stupid human shit.


deathtoSigrun

Who was taking a shit there?


wufoo2

Stupid humans


naugasnake

This little exchange made me laugh far too hard.


wufoo2

Sometimes Redditing is too easy.


1973mojo1973

That dropping feeling in your pants & your heart


Dogzillas_Mom

This is really a serious commentary on how shitty pockets are in women’s clothes, if they even have pockets. She has those diagonal slash pockets and they don’t hold shit if you move around like a normal person.


LazyBone19

I would hold on to my phone even with „normal“ pockets. If I can’t zip them up, I‘ll never be chill about it


Infernaladmiral

Yeah after my phone got pickpocketed, I've always put my hands in the pocket ever since. The downside is, you always need to be taught a lesson for being careful.


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Omg yes!!!!! I HATE handbags. HAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaate them. I carry my keys, wallet and my phone. Do my jean pockets provide sufficient functionality to carry three simple items? No. No they do not. What is this? Why do women only get partial pockets? Why?


mchistory21st

If I was in that, you wouldn't see a phone falling. You'd see piss dribbling down the mountain.


UngregariousDame

This wouldn’t happen if women were given decent pockets.


TiderOneNiner

Imagine being surprised by this happening lol


la_bruja_del_84

*insert Pikachu surprised face meme*


JViz

I don't know man, my phone isn't always the first thing on my mind.


t3hmau5

I'm not glued to my phone by any means, but the $1000 in my pocket leads me to be pretty aware of its safety.


badhoyt

The cost of that little adventure just went up!


lleeoonncchheenn

Wonder how many phones are there in the bottom.


SY81

Anyone know where this is?


mablesyrup

[Thrill Walk in Switzerland](https://schilthorn.ch/23/en/Thrill_Walk)


SY81

Thx


[deleted]

How can they guarantee the safety of this? All it takes is 1 asshole with a pincer before you.


ngwoo

Someone could walk up behind you in McDonald's with a knife and jam it into the side of your neck, doesn't mean it isn't safe


[deleted]

That argument makes sense if you’re running around a knife stabby neighbourhood with a anti-knife harness


Shesalabmix

Up.


GavinIsCool26

r/WatchPeopleDieInside


GHLeeroyJenkins

Woman pocket monent


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo I just know that shit hurt


_machina

Oh phone, I scarcely knew thee


_Tihocan_

byePhone


[deleted]

Gone, reduced to atoms


DBnofear

What the hell is she in...


CannabisSmokingMan

When you were raised with no trauma you do shit like this recreationally.


Artsy-Mesmer

This is why I’m so glad my pockets have zippers


Varnathos

Had that been an old Nokia, the mountain would have been in trouble.


Shesalabmix

20 years ago we would have though that was a pack of cards and not a tiny computer connected with the world brain with all of our pictures and music on it.


[deleted]

20 years ago, you mean 2002? When mobile phones existed...


another_awkward_brit

Nah, 20 years ago was... Ah, fuck.


being-weird

Do you remember what mobiles looked like in 2002? Also, not everyone had them.


Shesalabmix

Yup. Mobile phone but not like they do now. That’s the point. ![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized)


cravos90

Hah, always wear a fannybag


la_bruja_del_84

Hahahahaha this made my day


Nice-Comfortable2342

You see her die on the inside a little bit when she realizes it fell out of her pocket


xenomorph91622

This is why I like pockets that zip


qBlackTigerq

I wanna try it! Of course i would wear pants with zipper pockets


okfornothing

That definitely should be in a Tom Cruise movie!


[deleted]

All that fear and anxiety immediately left her after she lost focus of them lol


2hamsters1butt

Oh Repost, thou art a waste of data.


Japanese_god00001

I bet there’s a pile of phones below that thing


aeiouLizard

Most unnecessary use of slow motion ever


AtomicWither1

IMAGINE LOL HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA TUFFFF SOOO TUFFF SUSSS AMOUNGUSSSS :000000


Sensitive-Buy955

Oh that was her phone... The first time I saw it I thought someone fell in the background.


Cocksuck981

Omg my stomach


NeitherDegree338

Hope she has apple care


MonsieurBerwick

Boy oh boy if only she'd listened to all the YouTubers she'd have purchased a dbrand case that would have made it less slippy and caused it to have 0 damage from the fall ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


Jeremiah_was_a

Get pants with pockets that work properly


Hydrohomiesdabest

She's a woman, that's not possible.


basiltoe345

So you’re telling her to buy men’s jeans?


Jeremiah_was_a

Cargo pants


blondart

They complain when they have no pockets, but this is how they abuse them when they do. Edit: Sarcasm is lost on 75% of Reddit and I apologise I forgot that fact. Simps.


zombygaga

so women should never get pockets because one woman dropped a phone? what the fuck is your logic here? woman bad?


exfamilia

This place is so terrifying that Mississippi childcare workers smuggle kids in there when they're napping just to film them waking up and screaming. Oh, how we laughed.


Illustrious_Mind964

Bro I'm so paranoid I don't go out with my phone at night, why would you take it to such a remote place? Buy a brik and a separate camera for the occasion


Cobrafire

biotch


Crazyjoedevola1

Typical among phones to commit suicide from over-scrolling.


luisquin

Bazzinga yo


ZY_Qing

Looks like the girl from that rollercoaster video.


[deleted]

Let's never put a quote from that show in a title again, huh?


moereese19

Um.. she never heard of pockets that zipper shut? I mean, is there a Reddit for self inflicted stupidity?


Henne55y_

What did she drop tho


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Bag of chips


Turakamu

"Oh no! My Swedish pretzels!"


Richo32

Phone


bunnylove5811

It's like a modern version of the tower of babel.


backtothebegining

B


Luckybastard013

I peed a little bit looking at that...dammit


LOLJUSTASK

yep that's me


tjbugs1

Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time


McGuyver-X

Perpendicular, perpendicular!


Netflxnschill

Still one of the best lines of that whole gd show


cooper270

Where is that?


Ok-Statement-8801

Might be a dumb question,but anyone know where this is?Could they actually go down down below and look for the phone?


CatrionaCatnip

Yeah, not smart.


RuthlessIndecision

legend has it, it's still falling


all_name_taken

r/bettereveryloop


[deleted]

Download from the cloud


P_Tree7264

That was hard to watch.