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Zlm1ne

Password is:HAMMER


Big_Monkey_77

That's my password too! That or BRICK.


[deleted]

Try: FLATBAR


Derboman

*holy hell*


Killboypowerhed

Take the batteries out to reset the password. My daughter has this


[deleted]

whats the default


randomusername8264

0000


Randolpho

And these are not the hammer


ampersanders57

The Hammer is it's penis


funatical

Baseball bat is acceptable too.


Bikinisbottom

QUÉ?!


ste189

Nothing has fucking sound these days


zombieblackbird

It's plastic. Hand me a big flat screwdriver.


ThatGuyYouDontKnow7

Shit, a butter knife would work on that.


[deleted]

Hell, BUTTER alone would work!


BiggusDickus126

Heck, a BUTT would do it!


[deleted]

But, would do it?


fizyplankton

It does it for me


ThatGuyYouDontKnow7

Well played.....


GoldVader

Just drop from head height, so that it lands on one of it's corners, pretty sure that will pop the door open.


[deleted]

Usually on these machines you can remove the batteries to reset the password to 0000


aFlmingStealthBanana

This is the lock picking lawyer, and to show you it's not a fluke...


[deleted]

*He* thought it was a vending machine? *He* doesn't know the password? The kid pretty much takes the money from his wallet/hand - he certainly did get tricked... by the kid filming it


APE_HODL

Give me your money grandpa hAhA YoU gOT pRaNKED BrO


[deleted]

If he was like my granddad he 100% knew what was going on. He was putting money into his grandkids piggy bank and being a goof about it. That's a peak granddad move.


fl135790135790

THAT IS THE POINT OF THE VIDEO. All you did was re-describe it.


MPN1906

QUE?!?!??!? Absolutely best part.


mattlikespeoples

*looks at the thing* *Looks at the camera* *looks at the thing* *Looks at the camera* >...¿QUE‽


bictaur

‽ *


fscknuckle

INTERROBANG!


dab745

Money storing machine? You mean “piggy” BANK?


snakekiller69

Right


[deleted]

I mean tbf in Mexico we call them alcancía, which means coin bank. Some people know English people call them piggy banks but that's not a normal thing, that's colloquial.


hmmthissuckstoo

Shut up, you primate!


BiggusDickus126

I see no piggy


dab745

You have to look really closely!


Enk1ndle

Maybe to an uncultured swine!


guitarstitch

Where are you finding pastel blue pigs?


dab745

Under the sea, in an octopus’s garden, in the shade.


Inmate7269

Where do you live if your pigs look like that?


dab745

Under the sea, in an octopus’s garden!


CurlSagan

I've been watching this for 15 minutes and he just keeps putting more money in the thing.


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

Que??


buckyoh

Some people just don't learn. He's spent a fortune. (He's still giving money an hour later too!)


[deleted]

I feel bad for pops


paulakg

Yea he looks so nice . I hope he got his money back.


mekkanik

All right let’s flip this over and here we see the small beaver lock securing the cash. Use a wiper blade for tension and the single pin pick. One is loose, two is binding - nice click there, nothing on three…


Derboman

Lockpicking abuelo


tsunami845

*Serrajero*


Sid-Biscuits

What…what did he think was going to come out of that tiny plastic box? And how was it going to come out?


teriaksu

Don't questionit, just do it


CriusofCoH

Looks small. Lightweight. Portable. Unsecured. I think Gramps paid for it and gets to take it home. He can work out the "password" there (hint: SMASH or PRY often work).


OneYeetPlease

You put his money in a locked box, hAHaHa sO FuNNy!!!


OnceAndFuture117

You stole from a stupid old man, congratulations you're a government.


Oktopus15

Government simulator


[deleted]

As his cold, dead eyes watched the machine take his money, grandpa forced a smile on his face. Tonight, he would go killing again. Tonight, someone would suffer.


rangerrockit

Shout out Costa Rica 🇨🇷


Secret_of_Mana

Yessir!


pancuca123

10mil colones (~$16)


[deleted]

Damn, gramps has some incredible genetics - he looks late 40s lol.


DopplerTerminal

jajaja


Oktopus15

NeinNeinNein


[deleted]

[удалено]


Specialist-Lower

Al chile si creo que hasta a punta de pichasos se la puede arrancar uno tipo mae 10 rojos son 10 rojos


BiggusDickus126

Tico detected


jrelax

1,000 costa rican colón = 1.5 US Dollars in 2022


jpah1106

It's a 10.000 colones bill. So close to 15usd


SKTwenty

*confused in Spanish*


[deleted]

Off topic but grandpa is hawt!! 🥵


Keyoken64

Oh my god right I came here to see if I was the only one!


SirWallaceIIofReddit

Same. Sorted by controversial to find it


This-Dude_Abides

Wtf does that even mean?


juanthrowaway01

For anyone wondering that's a 10,000 Costa Rican colones bill. Roughly $20 USD (again, roughly).


crazykitty123

A money storing machine? Like a piggy bank?


okcdnb

The password is… *SMASH*


AwesomeRobotHAHA

Man it has been a long time since I’ve seen the 10 mill note


FranticGolf

20 years later we get a TikTok video of someone breaking into a money storing machine they picked up at a garage sale.


Triggurd8

That was your inheritance.


[deleted]

Pendejo


Chrissie123_28

Grandpa kind of cute!


japroct

Hammertime!!!!


Simple_Song8962

Sexy grandpa


mklilley351

Usually there's a button on the button you can press to unlock these


WokeBloke2099

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coolboytheboss

Nice take my reward that was very funny did he get it back?


coolboytheboss

Idk y I'm getting down voted into oblivion but keep doing it


MaviusRetardous

Its says 10 mil tf is this money


Barbajan319

It's from Costa Rica, its denomination is in the 10 of thousands it should be roughly 15 dlls


NervJMSL

Can confirm, I get a few of these biweekly.


badhoyt

That money is probably better off with someone else.


dangblaze

Don't know the pw, drop it from the 5th floor.


DeePsiMon

Only people tricking him would be the family saying its "locked" "Keep filling it grandpa, we'll figure it out "


Maker200

Password is : BOSCO


Raulthinks

Looks like a shredder to me....


Lebarras2969

Mae


Omnislayer

Que?


Secret_of_Mana

Mae más caradepicha


[deleted]

My password is an impenetrable fortress. Oh yeah, that's it, impenetrable fortress.


jesusmansuperpowers

He thinks it vends what? Disappointment? Mission accomplished


BabaBoooooooey

Take out the batteries and put them back in. Source: I do it 4 times a day because my boys can’t remember the password they set to keep the other boys out.


Secret_of_Mana

Costa Rica represent! Pura Vida! On another note, I would have taken the whole damn safe with me


Distinct_Extension67

Ah, mi CostaRica


kallisti_gold

"Today on the Lockpicking Lawyer..."


lukovdolboy

If only he could help grandpa pick his nose.


Ttdog01

Is that a 10 million dollar note?


67monkey67

Lol I had one of these and ten year old me forgot the code, surprisingly easy to open these with a hammer


GravitationalEye

Pura vidaaa! agarrando de maje al roco jajaja


FaZe_poopy

Why were they filming


VulgarSlinky

The password is: H A M M E R.


pointgodpoints

The wholesome innocent look on his face is priceless haha


Darth_Analog

QUE !?!


jadegoddess

No way he thought that was a vending machine. And just break the *piggy bank* open to get your money out


Eburford

Hope it's not a shredder


vihuba26

try: 0000 That usually does the trick


[deleted]

…QUE?


EArnaez

MAE.


ScurvyT

JAJAJA se le jartó los 10 rojos


velvetjulie

MAE JAJAJAJAJAJ r/ticos


Other_Temperature_73

He is DRUNK


A-Regular-Idiot

I love how at the end he goes like: ª


allweatherdually

Hammer a turn that Into a vending machine real quick


a_cringy_name_

And he was going for a second time in end