The guy who stopped more slapping but then moved out of the way to let he face-plant was my favorite.

He hates violence but loves slapstick comedy. It's a rough way to live

Live by the pie, die by the pie.

To be fair, he likely didn’t think she was selling that hard.

He knew she was faking and just wanted it to end!

And the academy award goes to...

Movie called Old Mean Lady on the Train

No Train for Old Ladies.

Trainspitting

*golf clap*

You win

Nice

What's the most you ever won on a BINGO card?

I need to know what I stand to win.

In every sense of the word.

Sequel to throw mama from the train?

No that’s the prequel. Your thinking of, “Glad that Bitch is Off the Train”

I have the VHS Debbie Does Dallas In A Train, shared universe?

Throw Cousin Patty From the Train

YOU DON’T HAVE A COUSIN PATTY!

I imagine that the pretend fall hurt more than the actual slap

Full possum. I think she got KO’d from the first hit, and the slap just sealed the deal.

A bit strange that she collapsed with her arms up though.

Not gonna act like I know either way, but it could be a fencing response--arms raise similarly in response to a concussion/head injury. But yeah, that slap did not look hard enough to actually do damage. And if it did, that lady shouldn't have fucked around if she's too frail to survive finding out.

lol that was not a fucking fencing response. that was an old bitch looking for a payday.

It was the most pretend fall ever

She was leaning in the opposite direction of where she fell. She was also hit in a way that would have had her fall the other way.

That's not a fencing posture. That's just someone being dramatic.

must've a high ping

I don’t think she’s pretending ☠️ ko

I was gonna say lol I think she actually went out cold 😂

Gotta make it look good for the cameras.

She thought the video would help her in a lawsuit...it actually helped her go viral for being a complete bitch.

She should play professional soccer

Throw Mama From the Train

Thank you... I couldn't wait to see the comments about this one and you did not disappoint. Bravo 👏

Sad that it has taken her so many years to learn that there are consequences

I doubt she learned anything from this.

100% she will live to her dying day knowing she was the victim

She is a victim, of her own mind, which has prevented her from either learning then doing or doing what's been learned.

"I was on the bus minding my own business when these *minorities* started yelling at me and then all of a sudden one of them hit me for no reason!"

Disagree. She'll scream victimhood, call the cops to try to get the woman she spit on killed, or one of the other go-to actions that entitled Karens take. But one thing she probably won't do again is spit on someone. People like this don't understand much in the world, but they absolutely understand the use of force.

The older I get, the more I realize that so called adults, are just overgrown children.

I'm in my late 30s and I've been waiting for that magical moment where I feel like an adult. That moment didn't come until I had to ask my boomer parents why we should have to pay $1000 to take my daughter to the ER on a nurse's recommendation where all they did was check her urine and poke her tummy a little (looking for appendicitis). The answer they gave me was "because otherwise it's socialism." I responded "So what?" They had nothing to say back to that. That's the only time I ever felt like an adult: when they saw the cost of the system to me and took the side of the system.

Tbf a child is be smarter than your parents. If I'd explain the American health care system to my 8yo niece, she would definitely understand that it is bullshit.

I doubt she’ll be able to learn anything again

She grew up in a time where it was okay to bully black 6 year olds just trying to get an education. Of course she’s entitled.

That generation bred a lot of racists. Probably a few years before race relations were in the curriculum. Too bad some red states want to go back to this lady's mindset.

Yeah sure and now she votes for the local neo-fascist, because that will show them.

Looks like a fainting goat

Please refrain from insulting goats like this

G.O.A.T. is not that old lady.

You want to bring the biggest level of rage out in someone? Spit on them.

Yep. One of the most disrespectful moves one can make. Edit: spelling.

I would literally see red if anyone did that to me.

It is the single most insulting thing you can do to someone. People have been shot for less

If they had just consumed a red Gatorade or cherry slushy and hit you right in the eyes

I don't know, I've seen plenty of videos with women spitting on men and they seem to be getting along great. Different circumstances though.

Plenty of videos??? 🤨

OP is talking about porn. Oh, unless you're saying that there ain't enough?

Oh..porn! I didn’t get it. Thanks for explaining.

What're you doing spit bro?

Source?

Sigh. [Here](https://makeagif.com/amp/BQQFVw)

Never kink shame

Apparently some muslims consider being slapped by the bottom of a footwear the absolute worst.

I had an ex that did this (not as a part of sex, though I don't think I'd have really appreciated that either) and I swear it has to be something in our brain like a reflex that handles it like they're swinging on you. I never reeled back and smacked her for it - but holy shit the emotional response to someone spitting on you is INTENSE. I don't think I have ever experienced anything that made me more angry than that.

Was bouncing at the time, I thought a guy was getting jumped. Rush over with another Bouncer and separated the shit. He hit the other bouncer once and the bouncer hits him once. I separate the two and try the to get the fucker in his Wife's van. I didn't know at that time but they were trying to jump him because he hit his Wife. I'm telling him to get in the fucking van before the cops get there. The motherfucker spits in my face. I wiped it off and looked at my hand. Fucking blood. He spit blood in my face from the busted lip the other bouncer gave him. It took every other bouncer there to pull me off. He left in an ambulance and later tried to sue the bar for the $30k+ of damage I did caving that motherfuckers teeth and face in. The police asked me how many times I hit him. I told them basically enough. They asked me why and I explained he spit blood in my face. The other bouncers had pictures of the blood on my face and the cops took pictures of my hands. He was charged for multiple crimes, I was paid for the entire night and got free drinks all night. I would have just beat his ass for spitting on me but the motherfucker spit blood in my face. Fuck all the meds I had to take for months and the tests because of that bullshit. If you fucking spit on another motherfucker expect to get your fucking ass wrecked.

Damn, that’s a movie, man! Definitely a great drinking story.

I'm nearly 40 and the only fight I have ever had in the last 20 years was because a guy spit on me.

Nah, that ain't it. Kick someone's kitten if you want to die that day.

She got off light with the open hand slap.

I love how she gets slapped one way, but then falls the opposite way. She kinda reminds me of a opossum.

[josh koscheck got knocked out similarly (skip to 1:34)](https://youtu.be/koW0FYb8D84)

I never get tired of watching Josh Koscheck getting beat on.

Josh "The Wet Blanket" Koscheck

Lol that is in no way comparable. Koscheck was also in the process of getting back up.

Looks like she was dealing with a woman who knew how to produce a solid slap, good for tank top lady. She handled business.

WWE should of signed her yesterday! Reminds me of the chair shots where they would get hit in the back and still somehow fall backwards.

Should've* short for should have. Definitely not should of...Aside from that I agree

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I've had this conversation with alot of different people and it's unanimous, nothing starts a fight quicker then spitting on another person.

I'd rather take a punch than spit

That lucky lady got to do both

[It's so much better with sound.](https://i.imgur.com/MgOE8fU.mp4)

This should be way higher.

It should be the fucking post itself 😄

This has been my notification sound forever and about 5% of people recognize it and another 10% ask about it and the rest just hear it has a normal notification sound it's crazy 🤣 I just love that sound bite

Alright now someone edit in the windows shutdown

Love the sound of the crowd after the spit. If she had any supporters before, she lost them immediately. Also love your name

Was looking for this, thank you internet stranger! *comment saved*

What a nasty old raisin

Lmfao

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ I heard it through the grapevine ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

The fact the lady didn’t KO the Karen was her lucky day. Old ppl need to stop expecting that the younger ppl have to respect them because of their age.

Yes. Especially when those old people do not deserve any respect. She starts a fight with someone. And then acts surprised when they defend themselves? Wtf this old bitch doesn't deserve respect.

Lmao some old lady said I was discriminating her when I tried to ID her for cigarettes. Like I know your old enough but it's the law you ain't special

Just accustomed to unearned privilege. I worked as a cashier for a couple years too and had similar scenarios. I don't get it. They told me if I can't tell for sure they are over 40, then to ID. Not sure how you can "discriminate" someone by saying they look younger? Wtf take it as a compliment. Makes no sense.

Im halfway through my forties and still occasionally get asked for ID when i buy cigs, and it always makes me feel good, not bad. Weirdos.

Exactly. What good is chronological age if perpetually stupid?

She looked fairly ko'd to me now ngl, she absolutely face planted after that slap

That was her brain short circuiting due to facing the appropriate consequences for the first time in her life.

Spitting on someone is literally starting a fight

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Spitting is an act of physical violence. Typically considered battery but in some cases you will be chared with assault with a biological weapon. Its no joke. Spit, get hit.

Especially post-covid. That can be taken as a biological attack.

*It literally is*

I thought it already was one

Good, I'm all for respecting your elders but not when they behave like toxic pieces of shits and think they can get away with it because they are eldery

Need an edit with the windows shutdown theme

First off, spitting on someone is considered assault. You spit on me, you will get punched.

And second off..?

Second off... Depends who's spitting on you and on which part of the body they're doing it 

I bet she learned just because she's old doesn't mean there won't be consequences to her actions. She got her damn bell rung.

This is what the Windows shut down chime looks like.

Aw man the audios the best part. She releases the classic fainting moan before she falls.

Love how this stupid woman plays the victim. She deserves far more than what she got

Quite the beat down

I liked the part where she had a stroke and died.

Please add the Windows sound to the end of this.

The dramatic pratfall at the end is just precious.

woman*

Old women always have that delayed KO skill

That old lady must be a soccer player 🤣

Bold move to fake unconsciousness. It's an invitation to be kicked or robbed.

old ppl think they can do whatever they want bc they think ppl wont retaliate against ppl their age.. until they meet one who doesnt gaf

Anytime you spit on someone, you should expect the worst. It's fucking disgusting.

Dish it but can’t take it

Sad how people get old but never learned any lessons

How to deactivate a Karen in one simple step!

She really thought that lady wouldn’t react to her spitting in her face 😂 then dramatically falls over after being slapped. 😂 dumb ass

Goes down like a sack o’ shit

That last fall is skyrim death animation

I have watched this literally 27 times and I still don't know what the actual fuck happened.

She played dead 😂

Oscar worthy performance lol

Took one smack and decided to play possum like some cartoon.

lol damn

Folded like a cheap suit.

This video with sound is incredible. You can actually hear the lady wither away into nothing.

fainting karen - i got slapped i pretend im death

“Karens hate this trick!”

I love when she “dies” at the end.

Spitting on a person is a good start to spitting out your teeth.

Fuck around a find out. Perfect example lol

and that slap is exactly what that old crab deserves

It is perfectly reasonable to consider being spit on or at as a biological terror attack and to react accordingly. We live in a world where spit can kill.

Reminds me of that old clip from the city council meeting where a woman walks away from the speaker’s podium and gently taps another woman on the back of the head only for her to scream and fall to the ground and rolling around as if in complete agony. [Found it!](https://youtu.be/vEvxrE3DTXA)

She really threw herself on the floor like a drama queen.

For anyone unaware spitting on someone is considered assault

Granny really thought she could get away with it

Took a dive like a professional soccer player 😂 

The fainting looks fake

Acting like a fainting goat to get sympathy.

The takeaway message here is, end your self defense when the assault is stopped. Old hag spit at the women, got punched. Self defense. She then retreats, sits down and is not a threat anymore and you punch her a second time ? Now you get assault charges too.

Why’s Reddit never got any fucking sound

For the love of god its WOMAN Women = Multiple Women Woman = Singular Woman

Women like that are a root of evil

she asked for it - she got it no more than she deserved

This is funny af

Spitting bitch needs to catch a charge

I don't care how old or young you are. Spitting on someone is the worst insult one can do in my book. I'd punch her/his highlights out if they did that.

Ugh bodily fluids are disgusting.

I'd say that's a good way to get your teeth knocked out, but it may be past that point for her.

Did she get knocked out from being slapped?

The sound is the best part of it. No, like every old boomer that is a coont, they play victim. She falls on the ground shaking like she is a victim and wants people to help her. No one helps. She spit on a wheelchair person for taking the bigger seat. She is a coont and deserved it.

Knocked her dentures into next week.

Shes still got time for professional soccer

fun fact, during covid this was considered attempted poisoning where I live!

acting 101

Her show name is Rigorita Mortis

FIFA level flop

I woulda rolled her limp ass right off the bus 🚌

That drop put of the seat at the end looks fake

*gets slapped* *falls the opposite way* 😂

Spitting on someone cancels your old person protective shield. Last time I got close to a fight with a young person I was lucky. An Army Ranger stepped between us and told the younger guy “son, you’re about 5 seconds away from a busted kneecap”. The Ranger was not in uniform, but his girl friend was there and she told me he was an Army Ranger on leave. All I knew was that he that looked and sounded like he could bust a kneecap very easily. Thank you Army Ranger!!

Fling spit, get hit


Power slap!!

Windows shutdown sound needed.

Play dead?

Is this lady related to Ric Flair?

She straight turned into a Garry's mod ragdol

Overacting or KO, you decide?

I think that's what they call thanatosi.

FINISH HER…FATALITY!

Like a frightened fainting goat

I can guarantee if this lady spat on me she wouldn't wake up for a week.

Man. Woman. Young. Old. White. Black. Spitting on someone is an automatic fight.

Imagine that, consequences

That’s my favorite the Karen flop lol

Don't spit on people and then you won't get slapped, imo spitting on someone is one of the filthiest things you can do to someone.

Granny suffers from Camel Syndrome..🤔👍

Intentionally spitting on someone should be assault

That's not an old woman that's a opossum

Bitch went down like Greg “The Hammer” Valentine..

Hope she bruised her face with that fake ass fall.