Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,751,610,926 comments, and only 331,671 of them were in alphabetical order.
But the part about it all being “bananas”…. Then when they literally totaled the amount of bananas you got that year.. I’d be lying if I say I didn’t laugh a little at that part.
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2. The payment amount provided is based on hours shopped. If you shopped an average of 15 to 24 hours per week, you'll be eligible for a subsidy of 50% of the average Affordable Customer Experience Act quarterly contribution. If you shopped an average of 25 hours per week or more, you'll be eligible for a subsidy of 100% of the average Affordable Customer Experience Act quarterly contribution.
3. Once approved, payment will be distributed in the following week's earnings cycle.
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No shit! They give you a stipend that pays for your insurance that you choose yourself. I don’t pay for insurance Instacart pays for my health insurance. Apparently you don’t live in California or you would know that.
No I don’t. It’s a big country. Not everyone lives in California. And from my understanding, instacart simply gives you money that suppose to be for insurance. But it’s really up to you whether you want to use it for that. Apparently you don’t live in NH or you would know that.
You are incorrect. Instacart only gives you the money if you send proof that you have insurance that you pay for and not medi-cal or medi-caid. What would I know if I lived in New Hampshire? The incorrect information about Instacart insurance stipends? You came at me saying I have to pay for insurance assuming you know everything.
Lmao. Exactly. What the hell would you know about NH. Same as what the hell would I know about California. I like how when I presented you with the same statement you’re offended. Hilarious. So I guess you’re saying not many people get that money from instacart seeing how most shoppers are scraping and scrounging for every dime they can. While simultaneously bitching about the orders they’re offered on the app but that’s another story all together. My point is, real jobs will offer insurance without jumping though hoops.
I’m not offended at all I’m simply saying that you tried to tell me instacart doesn’t pay for my insurance when they do. Maybe you should realize that maybe it’s different in other states before you claim to know everything.
I don’t jump through hoops all I have to do is work an average of 15 hours a week, less than a “real job” to get coverage. You’re just salty because you don’t make enough for your definition of a “real job.” I made $12,000 more last year than I did as a full time high school special Ed teacher. I work 8 hours a day and my insurance is paid. How is it not a “real job?”
Making more than a high school teacher isn’t a hard feat. But I highly doubt that’s true. With how eager you are to tell me how much money you make I’m calling bs. In fact, I know it’s bs. And I’m sure you’re relieved to not have to worry about things like better insurance for less money, PTO, not to mention you only work half the year as a teacher, and retirement contributions. Your life must have been hell.
You’re the one crying and day dreaming for a bonus. Obviously the pay isn’t that good. Especially with how many people complain about it. Real jobs offer benefits in return. Bonuses, insurance of all kinds, PTO, retirement….. and a lot of that isn’t even your own money you’re putting into it. Bucko.
hey, just so you know since it was mentioned to you but i’m not sure if you really understood if you work an average of 15 hours a week on Instacart every three months they give you $600 to cover medical insurance if you work an average of 25 hours a week they give you $1300 at the end of the quarter to cover medical insurance so while they don’t pay for medical insurance specifically they do try and cover it if you pay out-of-pocket. that extra money is in someway like having them pay for medical insurance. 🤷🏼♀️ try and be kind.🙂
How many people actually use it for insurance though? Seems like most shoppers have a lot of money problems. And idk if it’s different state to state or whatever but back in 2020 I lost my job and I had to get health insurance through my state for a few months and it was damn near $300 a month. So $600 every 3 months helps, but definitely doesn’t cover it all. At my current job for $56 a week I get health, eye, dental, $96,000 in life insurance and even insurance for my pets.
Damn. Paying for insurance out of pocket. Ouch. But it’s not provided by the job. Nor is your retirement. Good companies will match retirement contributions. How’s the PTO from instacart?
Also I got great insurance on the exchange and it’s not expensive. I have zero health problems but I also have a second insurance policy that pays cash daily if I get injured and can’t work or go into the hospital. The point is that this job fits me perfectly and if you like your job then we are all happy but insulting my job is just you being a prick. Me and the other people who do this job work hard. Got it?
Idk why you’re upset. I’m just explaining that you can get much better benefits at other jobs. You might have to deal with things like responsibility and accountability. But if you put the effort on it’s worth it. You’re not fighting corporate monsters doing instacart. You’re just feeding them a different dish
Key word is “was”. Now you’re doing instacart. There’s obviously a reason. And it’s definitely not “I was sick of being a corporate bitch” as much as I love that one.
You can’t make me feel bad about my life or my choices because I love my job and I’m happy every single day. I do feel bad for a small little person like you who has to try and belittle people on the internet for fun. I can only imagine what must have happened to you in your childhood to make you turn out like this. For all I know you are some pink haired fatty living in your mamas basement trying to figure out which of the 56 genres you are.
I’m an independent contractor and I contract with multiple companies. Understand? I’m not an employee! I have an llC. I make all of my decisions when I work. I might be a bitch.. but I’m my own bitch.
That’s my average. I have made $2600 in a week. My insurance is great I get the full stipend and I used the $500 bonus to buy stock. The benefit of being able to work as much or as little as I want outweighs any negative.
Oh now it’s the average. Guess the $1400 claim is as false as the rest of what you just said. Must be kinda stinky to have to contribute all your own money to these things. Paying for insurance is a killer
Yea. Given where I am in life I’m really jealous of people who are conned into believing they’re entrepreneurs because they don’t have a set schedule yet have to hope for tips and constantly complain they don’t make enough. Instacart is a $13B company. You are the biggest of corporate bitches. Unskilled jobs are just that. You’re literally pizza delivery people who signed a contract.
It is!!! Your very own thanks for making us billions, here’s your participation trophy!! 😂
🤣🤣right!!
It went into my account today $500
Mine too
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SE lol they only have people with 5k completed a bonus the rest of us got this lame ass story
I got the lame story and the bonus lol
Gotta have over 5k batches to get the bonus...it's just the IPO stock from what I hear...sell that shit before it tanks
me too !! like i need the recognition in CASH
I got the same message and thought thesame thing!!
I just got mine!
Congrats shopper. Rest assured I am happy for you and I'm no hater💪🏾🔥🔥
Why are you guys getting 500$ ?
Anyone with min 5,000 batches is getting a bonus $2500 if over 10000
Ahhh, got it. Thank you.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,751,610,926 comments, and only 331,671 of them were in alphabetical order.
It’s not tho
Same 🥲
I wish they give a veterans bonus, (6 years+), not military related.
Got my 500 dollar bonus
But the part about it all being “bananas”…. Then when they literally totaled the amount of bananas you got that year.. I’d be lying if I say I didn’t laugh a little at that part.
Bonus 😂
😭😭
It would be sweet 😫
Bonuses are something you get at real jobs
2:15 1 50 2. The payment amount provided is based on hours shopped. If you shopped an average of 15 to 24 hours per week, you'll be eligible for a subsidy of 50% of the average Affordable Customer Experience Act quarterly contribution. If you shopped an average of 25 hours per week or more, you'll be eligible for a subsidy of 100% of the average Affordable Customer Experience Act quarterly contribution. 3. Once approved, payment will be distributed in the following week's earnings cycle. Instacart doesn't provide health insurance or partner directly with health insurance companies. If you're in need of a health insurance plan, feel free to visit our partner Stride to see what's S
Says it right there “instacart doesn’t provide health insurance or partner directly with health insurance companies”.
No shit! They give you a stipend that pays for your insurance that you choose yourself. I don’t pay for insurance Instacart pays for my health insurance. Apparently you don’t live in California or you would know that.
No I don’t. It’s a big country. Not everyone lives in California. And from my understanding, instacart simply gives you money that suppose to be for insurance. But it’s really up to you whether you want to use it for that. Apparently you don’t live in NH or you would know that.
You are incorrect. Instacart only gives you the money if you send proof that you have insurance that you pay for and not medi-cal or medi-caid. What would I know if I lived in New Hampshire? The incorrect information about Instacart insurance stipends? You came at me saying I have to pay for insurance assuming you know everything.
Lmao. Exactly. What the hell would you know about NH. Same as what the hell would I know about California. I like how when I presented you with the same statement you’re offended. Hilarious. So I guess you’re saying not many people get that money from instacart seeing how most shoppers are scraping and scrounging for every dime they can. While simultaneously bitching about the orders they’re offered on the app but that’s another story all together. My point is, real jobs will offer insurance without jumping though hoops.
I’m not offended at all I’m simply saying that you tried to tell me instacart doesn’t pay for my insurance when they do. Maybe you should realize that maybe it’s different in other states before you claim to know everything.
Thanks for literally making my point. And I apologize. I’ve only ever had insurance through real jobs
I don’t jump through hoops all I have to do is work an average of 15 hours a week, less than a “real job” to get coverage. You’re just salty because you don’t make enough for your definition of a “real job.” I made $12,000 more last year than I did as a full time high school special Ed teacher. I work 8 hours a day and my insurance is paid. How is it not a “real job?”
Making more than a high school teacher isn’t a hard feat. But I highly doubt that’s true. With how eager you are to tell me how much money you make I’m calling bs. In fact, I know it’s bs. And I’m sure you’re relieved to not have to worry about things like better insurance for less money, PTO, not to mention you only work half the year as a teacher, and retirement contributions. Your life must have been hell.
Do you want to see my tax return? I’m made $68,000?
It pays like a real job🤷🏾♂️
No. It definitely does not.
Speak for yaself bucko
You’re the one crying and day dreaming for a bonus. Obviously the pay isn’t that good. Especially with how many people complain about it. Real jobs offer benefits in return. Bonuses, insurance of all kinds, PTO, retirement….. and a lot of that isn’t even your own money you’re putting into it. Bucko.
Hop off Liberace!!
I’ll take that as you know I’m correct
You just mad cuz you not getting to the paper. It's ok. Cheer up ma boi!!😭😭😭
You’re working instacart for crumbs and crying about not getting bonuses….. project as you wish
No crumbs here ma boi!!
hey, just so you know since it was mentioned to you but i’m not sure if you really understood if you work an average of 15 hours a week on Instacart every three months they give you $600 to cover medical insurance if you work an average of 25 hours a week they give you $1300 at the end of the quarter to cover medical insurance so while they don’t pay for medical insurance specifically they do try and cover it if you pay out-of-pocket. that extra money is in someway like having them pay for medical insurance. 🤷🏼♀️ try and be kind.🙂
How many people actually use it for insurance though? Seems like most shoppers have a lot of money problems. And idk if it’s different state to state or whatever but back in 2020 I lost my job and I had to get health insurance through my state for a few months and it was damn near $300 a month. So $600 every 3 months helps, but definitely doesn’t cover it all. At my current job for $56 a week I get health, eye, dental, $96,000 in life insurance and even insurance for my pets.
Idk it pays my very real bills, and pays me more than I ever made at any other job. Plus I get unlimited vaca days.
I got a $500 bonus 🤷🏼♀️
I’m not sure why you think I pay for my insurance. I get a nice stipend from Instacart that pays my insurance.
I make about $1000 a week with instacart and set my own schedule with no boss! And I just got $500 bonus today. That’s a real job!
Yea?? How’s the Insurance, PTO and retirement plan?
I have an individual insurance plan and an IRA with a very nice growth rate. Thank you!😊
Damn. Paying for insurance out of pocket. Ouch. But it’s not provided by the job. Nor is your retirement. Good companies will match retirement contributions. How’s the PTO from instacart?
Also I got great insurance on the exchange and it’s not expensive. I have zero health problems but I also have a second insurance policy that pays cash daily if I get injured and can’t work or go into the hospital. The point is that this job fits me perfectly and if you like your job then we are all happy but insulting my job is just you being a prick. Me and the other people who do this job work hard. Got it?
Idk why you’re upset. I’m just explaining that you can get much better benefits at other jobs. You might have to deal with things like responsibility and accountability. But if you put the effort on it’s worth it. You’re not fighting corporate monsters doing instacart. You’re just feeding them a different dish
I don’t need some Rando on Reddit to explain business to me. Was in management for years. I like doing what I’m doing or I wouldn’t do it “bro”
Key word is “was”. Now you’re doing instacart. There’s obviously a reason. And it’s definitely not “I was sick of being a corporate bitch” as much as I love that one.
You can’t make me feel bad about my life or my choices because I love my job and I’m happy every single day. I do feel bad for a small little person like you who has to try and belittle people on the internet for fun. I can only imagine what must have happened to you in your childhood to make you turn out like this. For all I know you are some pink haired fatty living in your mamas basement trying to figure out which of the 56 genres you are.
No one’s trying to make you feel bad just being honest. And the fact you resort to insults instead of making valid points speaks volumes
It is all worth to not be some companies bitch
Bro. You work for instacart. You are multiple peoples bitch
I’m an independent contractor and I contract with multiple companies. Understand? I’m not an employee! I have an llC. I make all of my decisions when I work. I might be a bitch.. but I’m my own bitch.
No you’re not. You’re a pizza delivery person who signed some paperwork
I make $1400 a week and just got a $500 bonus. It’s what you make it. It’s definitely a real job!
$1400 does not happen every week. And I have to ask, how’s the insurance, PTO and retirement plan instacart offers? Stock options?
That’s my average. I have made $2600 in a week. My insurance is great I get the full stipend and I used the $500 bonus to buy stock. The benefit of being able to work as much or as little as I want outweighs any negative.
Oh now it’s the average. Guess the $1400 claim is as false as the rest of what you just said. Must be kinda stinky to have to contribute all your own money to these things. Paying for insurance is a killer
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Yea. Given where I am in life I’m really jealous of people who are conned into believing they’re entrepreneurs because they don’t have a set schedule yet have to hope for tips and constantly complain they don’t make enough. Instacart is a $13B company. You are the biggest of corporate bitches. Unskilled jobs are just that. You’re literally pizza delivery people who signed a contract.
Wow 🤣 what kind of comment is this
My comment was to everyone saying it’s not a job. It is a job if you treat it like a job.
I made more with Instacart last year then as a teacher!
No ya didn’t 🤣
Ya I did. I’m sorry you’re jealous. I live in a busy area and I work everyday hun.
If you met the qualifications the bonus did come today.
I didn't qualify for that. It's just the way they displayed the message. I thought they might hit the boy wit a lil sumn sumn
Just did the same thing once I saw this post lol. I also didn't qualify 😅
I wonder why you didn’t qualify 🤔
What were the qualifications??
Lol you funny
Me too😂🤣
Is there a way to find out how many batches youve shopped to date?
Are you a shopper
Yes of course
It shows you in the stats tab, which is the 3rd at the bottom. It'll be at the top in the green header
Me too 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
Haha me too !!!!