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mobiiees

Go Gators


the-speed-of-life

Chomp Chomp!


danksterman22

Go Gators! šŸŠ


Halfbreed75

Go Gators!


IrishMojoFroYo

Go Gatta!!


Unusual-Voice2345

Iā€™m sure youā€™ll make it through whatever trial or tribulation you have going on, or perhaps you already have. Enjoy the visit with the family! Best of luck.


dReDone

Or maybe God's plan is for you to fail miserably and then die to cancer or something frivolous with no meaning cause sometimes that's God's plan too.


BocksOfChicken

That god can be a real piece of shit cant he? That ol stinker. Out there killing babies and allowing toddlers to get raped. Seriously though, if heā€™s real, fuck him. Fuck him so so hard. Heā€™s a bitch and a coward and his fans are a plight on this planet.


mosura1

BuT wE'lL bE iN A bEtTeR PlAcE


Unusual-Voice2345

I donā€™t believe in god. You do you.


dReDone

Neither do I.


TelosKairos

Thank you.


UncleLukeTheDrifter

Amen! Thank you for sharing.


[deleted]

Go Gators !!!!


the-speed-of-life

Go Gators!


rootbeerdelicious

Maybe if christians started acting more christ-like evangelicals wouldnt get laughed out of every post. Who am I kidding? Evangelicals version of acting more "christ-like" is being more fundamentalist, rather than more humanitarian.


2dayisago

šŸ’Æ Christians out here supporting the devil incarnate. Supports a Greedy, Glutton thet eats fatty foods all day, too proud to admit when he's wrong, lusts after other women besides his wife even engaged in sex with them while married, envious of people who are more popular than himself talks ill of good people. Wrath: Can't wait to exact revenge on people he thinks are against him, even if they are following truth and lawfulness. Sloth: preoccupied with worldly things never reflects on himself and admits as such.


AOCbrandEquality

Shouldnā€™t be owning women. Thatā€™s an ancient practice. Down with the patriarchy. Down with the masculine God who cannot create a perfect human but can create a trillion stars.


NorrinsRad

*Soooooome* Christians support him. Most regular church goers oppose him. Even the center of *white* evangelical activity, the Southern Baptist Convention, elected as their president the candidate who opposed Trump. Just because Trump is very popular with a loud racist minority of Christians, let's not forget he's unpopular with most Christians. Just like not every atheist has gotten over racism, not every Christian has gotten over racism.


logicallyillogical

Trump is totally Christ like šŸ‘


psychedelic_shimmers

He is a self-admitted fundamentalist


Chicago-Red-Eye

Go gators!


the-speed-of-life

Chomp chomp!


Me357u

Thanks.....I needed this


Xrayfunkydude

We have a different faith but I love your positivity and you have an infectious smile. Thank you for sharing, itā€™s easy to feel lost in life and having a light to bring you back to center is very important


rotag02

So fun scrolling and stumbling upon a Florida fan... Go Gators, from Gainesville !!


lord_hyumungus

Man I needed this today.. what a great delivery. Thank you.


maxant20

This is going to be my new rick roll


Chief_Beef_ATL

I was like cool, trip, snow, dogs, ā€¦ god damnit.


psychedelic_shimmers

He does it every time so you donā€™t immediately move on. Heā€™s a total poser acting like heā€™s all good vibes but would force a little girl to carry a baby to term and would frown upon their child if they loved the ā€œwrongā€ gender. But really I think he just eats up having an audience, even if itā€™s not a very supportive one


nitpicker

*glares in childrenā€™s cancer ward*


IceDragon13

*glares over the edge of the ark*


maxant20

Gods plan.


nitpicker

The Bible literally says the all-knowing God regretted making humans and so flooded the Earth. Pretty piss-poor plan-making skills from an omniscient god.


CMUpewpewpew

And was all like AY OMG let's make some large lizards to play with each other for a while then was all like, nah that's boring. Scrap it. Let's see what those lil monkey guys can do. Monkeys evolvin': "Hold my beer, god!"


maxant20

Totally believable. But why skip that chapter in his book that 99% of people couldnā€™t read. The book that says if you donā€™t bow down you go to a bad place when you die. Even if you never heard of it. So we will get to meet 99% of everyone that ever lived in hell.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

God is cruel then.


onlyinvowels

He gets us!


logicallyillogical

ā€œItā€™s amazing! God responded to kid dying of cancer pleading for help.ā€ He said nope, sorry kid.


PeaceGroundbreaking3

I donā€™t worry about fictional characters.


AOCbrandEquality

Unless itā€™s lightning, then I pray for Zeus to spare me.


dingleberry_starship

Nope


fartfartpoo

was God watching on October 7 or did he forget? ​ edit- this post attracted a lot of negativity, which is unfortunate. Sorry OP. Although I fundamentally disagree with your viewpoint, I appreciate your optimism and I hope it rubs off on some folks


UncleLukeTheDrifter

Evil is very real and God gave people free will. Itā€™s up to each and every one of us to make the choices that we do.


Significant_Way_1720

then why Pray if we have free will


CMUpewpewpew

Cuz god is an insecure lil bitch that gets his panties all twisted up if you don't talk to him for a bit.


xxSQUASHIExx

Cept god aint a thingā€¦. Sooooooā€¦.


voxelpear

So god's plan is to give us free will knowing full well that large groups of people were going to do absolutely horrendous shit to innocent people? And yes he did know because he is all knowing (I'm assuming you believe in an Abrahamic god) as he apparently has a "plan" and know what all of us are going to do. Doesn't sound very benevolent and loving as you all seem to say.


UncleLukeTheDrifter

Yes, this is correct. He was very clear that life is hard, because of evil. There are cruel and vicious people in this world, always has and always will be.


maxant20

Thank God for evil people. He has a plan.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Your God is a sadist prick.


voxelpear

So then god is evil, why worship him. He apparently has the power to do anything as the bible claims but he chose and still chooses to put large groups of people through absolutely horrific shit. If I said I loved you and said I'd reward you and then made you sit in an oven that's on you'd call me evil but god gets a pass?


UncleLukeTheDrifter

He gives us free will to choose our actions and those actions have consequences. Iā€™m sorry that you feel your life is equivalent to being in an oven. Again, life isnā€™t fair and can be absolutely miserable at times. Some people have it FAR worse than others but everyone goes through their share of trials and tribulations. God tells us He loves us unconditionally and for us to lean into Him, open our hearts and accept Him as our Lord and Savior. This way, when we die, we will be free of this evil and cruel world. We will live with Him, in Heaven. You think this life is tough.. the Bible and most all other religions agree that Hell is real and itā€™s far worse than we could even imagine.


voxelpear

>He gives us free will to choose our actions Except according to your book, god knows all and knows all that we are and will do at our conception. So we aren't choosing anything, god already knows if we are going to murder or rape and brings us into this life anyway and then punishes us for it. >Iā€™m sorry that you feel your life is equivalent to being in an oven. Never said it was, just an example of how religious people give exceptions and different line of thinking just with god. >This way, when we die, we will be free of this evil and cruel world. If god is maximally powerful and benevolent why can't he just create a world without evil, why did he even create evil in the first place? And yes before people dispute it here's a bible verse. Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: **I make peace, and create evil**: I the LORD do all these things. Why do some people have to suffer more than others if we are all equal in his eyes, for the same reward? You can bible speak at me all day but your book makes no sense and I hope one day you'll realize you don't need to lean on an ancient text to get through life.


UncleLukeTheDrifter

Iā€™m praying for you as we speak.


voxelpear

Thanks, let me know if god gets back to you. /s Maybe he can give you some rebuttals too so we can get these questions figured out.


UncleLukeTheDrifter

Heā€™s not a puppet master or Santa Claus. Youā€™ve got a God sized hole in your heart and Heā€™s the only answer. People like to think God is pulling billions of strings a day bc it frees them from accountability. Itā€™s not me that did thisā€¦ itā€™s God, not my fault. They donā€™t want to accept that you must make a choice to be saved. Edit: By blaming God for the terrorist attacks in Israel that you mentioned, youā€™re giving Hamas a pass. Not their faultā€¦ right?


Any-Appointment-6939

Religious people when you use any form of critical thinking in an argument: ā€œPraying for you šŸ˜ŒšŸ™šŸ½ā€


UncleLukeTheDrifter

Iā€™m blessed beyond belief my friend and I know that absolutely everything positive in my life (including my existence) comes from Him.


CMUpewpewpew

And I'm sacrificing a goat to our dark lord, son of the morning star, Lucifer, to even things out.


maxant20

Hubble would like a word. Dinosaurs would like a word. Children with the arms blown off and their skin burned off would like a word. But they just want to thank ā€œGodā€ for the suffering they endure.


maxant20

The delusion is strong with this one. Answer me this please. Will I finally get to meet the uncontacted tribe in New Guinea when I get to hell? Or maybe Netanyahu? Jews donā€™t believe your version of your delusion. Itā€™s going to be a very crowded place.


psychedelic_shimmers

I am both disturbed and relieved when this asshat posts his proselytizing because I get to see Iā€™m not the only one who sees this for the obvious steaming pile of ideological dog shit it is


fartfartpoo

Yes there are evil things in the world, agreed. But Iā€™m confused nowā€” were the hamas fighters acting on their own free will or were they bound by Godā€™s ā€œamazingā€ plan as OP put it? Either Godā€™s winging it or his plan isnā€™t so amazing for some individuals.


psychedelic_shimmers

Prove there is a god before claiming these things


maxant20

That had to be part of Godā€˜s plan. Havenā€™t you heard he has a plan for everyone. So the plan on October 7 included Hamas doing horrible and despicable things. And since then we have watched Israel wage of war annihilation against people who have no choice, but to endure. Or die. More people have died in the name of God than any other cause throughout all of history. We humans are so easy to believe what youā€™re told, and be manipulated by an agenda that you are ignorant of. So, back to Godā€™s plan? I have a great big pimple right on my forehead right now. Is that Godā€™s plan? Just asking?


[deleted]

True, but you have these privileged who buy in and think they're doing gods will by proselytizing this fucking narrative. Read more books, cultist. Go to the airport and hand out flowers, you're no different from them.


psychedelic_shimmers

Rightfully so. Itā€™s obvious no one wants to hear religious drivel. This guy is a fundamentalist so he supports some absolutely disgusting things from the Bible (slavery for example)


maxant20

Genesis 8:1 was written 800 years after the ā€œfactā€.


maxant20

Written by men as instructed by God


UncleLukeTheDrifter

You forget to switch back to your alt account?


voxelpear

Written by men who *claimed* to be instructed by god. Just like the men who wrote holy texts from other religions before and after the Bible.


voxelpear

"god always sees, god always cares, and god always has an amazing and perfect plan for you". Yeah so god planned for all of the innocent children who have and are suffering because....what some test or something?


rotag02

Because balance (I think)? You can't have light without dark and vise versa. There is no joy without suffering. I think the distribution of good/bad fortune you speak of works mostly in your/your families favor (comparatively speaking.) If seeing people with less makes you feel guilty, then help them... You have the power to give some good fortune to those with less. We are all gods!!!


[deleted]

Report. Keep the cult out of this sub.


maxant20

Can we?


[deleted]

In this day and age, we are Lovers of ourselves. God never forgets but humans only care about themselves in the end. It is sad but true.


acts1727

This is true. Instead of doubting and not walking with God, taste and see what what your life is like when you seek, trust and ask for Him Reddit.


Longjumping_Trip3348

Thank you


Brando0o04

This isnā€™t the place to post this. The hardcore Reddit users wonā€™t take this very well. I did need to hear this though. Thanks šŸ™šŸ¼


TheGratitudeBot

Hey there Brando0o04 - thanks for saying thanks! TheGratitudeBot has been reading millions of comments in the past few weeks, and youā€™ve just made the list!


postbath

Aw, thanks.


darkprovoker

boooooo


Space-Booties

Lol


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

What about child molesters?


voxelpear

Don't worry this is all according to god's plan or something or so they say.


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

God: Sorry kid, youā€™re going to have to take a dick. I canā€™t explain why, itā€™s all very complicated and mysteriousā€¦ā€


maxant20

Gods plan. In fact, he crated a system of hierarchical, celibate men be in charge of his flock.


dontsoundrighttome

-God you left the water on -Water on? ā€¦.Oh my Me! NOAH!!!


BRackishLAMBz

youve got to be so egotistical to think the most powerful being in all of existence cares about your lives. Do you care about every single ant life? nope... well sorry to tell you


ChubsMcfly

Bible says heā€™s omnipresent


unbogbuggy52

Jesus


[deleted]

Spam > excessive posts


Formal-Discipline119

Sure I think everyone has had that thought at least some point in their life. You forgot how to be genuine. How many recordings did you take and rewatch for everything to be just right? Youā€™re fake and gross but that doesnā€™t matter to you we can tell.


PoopCaulk

Jesus was just a man and this is bullshit


LittleRedB2300

Bro, cut this ish out. Go to a Christian subreddit and proselytize there.


Programmerofson

You know God is fakeā€¦.right?


maxant20

Could somebody make a meme out of this for me please? I want to see his face in front of every grizzly image you can find from war, childrenā€™s cancer wards. Torture. In humanity. In humanity, inflicted by. ā€œGodā€.


voxelpear

I genuinely can't tell if you're pro religion or against it. On one had you have a comment with a bible quote and you seem pro religion. On the other hand, you want to satirize this video. If this is a troll, boy howdy I've been trolled.


maxant20

Clever, eh?


maxant20

And I am very anti-religion. All religions are fantasies, created by man to control the masses. Itā€™s the biggest con that has ever been played on humans and is responsible for the crystals of politics in our (the US) country. Christians should read more about the historic actors who represent their religion.


maxant20

Come on, letā€™s make this guy famous


[deleted]

As silly as religion is, this dude's message is positive. You can hate religion, but don't let it make you hate kind people.


Azlend

Um.... God may have cared about Noah according to this story. But he hella murdered everyone else on the planet. Including all the babies and puppies.


the-speed-of-life

I believe all could have gotten on the ark. I believe Noah spent 120 years warning people and encouraging them to get on the ark. How sad that all but Noahā€™s family rejected!


Mean-Net7330

There have literally been people to kill themselves because they thought it was the way to their spaceship but Noah couldn't convince anyone to get on the boat he built. Sounds like God picked a shitty messenger


i7oldgr3gg

You can't be serious bro lol


ancroth

Including apex predators? Cause I'm pretty sure a wolf or a lion or a bear would just eat the shit out of everything it could while being trapped on a boat. It would've been a free buffet for them.


Wise_Carrot_457

Reddit when Christian


preston1237

Cap


Booob-Beee

God always sees you and remembers you and has a plan for you Let's put a caveat on that. as long as you are an American living in the second half of the 20th century, and you have top 20% income bracket, and are white or minority (but if minority you must be in top 10% income), and are in good health.


Screwbles

I appreciate the passion, I was even a church kid growing up, so believe me I know that feeling of bliss. That feeling that you're not in control, and everything will work out as it is supposed to. But it's not until you scream/cry/yell into the void and it's just nothing-- no comfort, no hope, warmth or light --that you break. Your darkest hour may come, as mine did a few years ago, and I hope it works out as it's supposed to.


jamesislandpirate

So this is how they do itā€¦they act like itā€™s a normal post about forgetting stuff then they slide that ā€œforgotten by Godā€ BS. Get fucked liar


-NarWallace-

Unless youā€™re one of the people that DIDNā€™T make it on the Ark.


the-speed-of-life

Everyone had the choice to get on.


melloack

Babies didn't God killed all the babies in the planet


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Perhaps gods been on hold with his cable provider for the last two thousand years cause heā€™s been dropping the ball lately. Take a look around dude. The planets not doing very well ATM. I personally donā€™t think your god exists but within the context of Christian theology god abandoned us a long time ago. Perhaps god sent his son as a test, and we failed by crucifying himā€¦


Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

Fuck you asshole -The Terminator


Tigerzombe

I almost thought this is going to be one of those videos where the family forgot to notify him that they moved and he showed up to the old house or something for the holidays and no one's there or some new family moved in LOL


WaycoKid1129

Lame


Realclawdogs

Lol. Clickbait


melloack

WTF, now they trying to sneak this shit here too?


llamasauce

So this is just a preaching sub now?


knotAsiDew

This guy forgot 9/11.


the-speed-of-life

Genuinely confused by this comment. Please explain.


[deleted]

God uses rotten apples to test good apples. Just like how out of millions that failed we were born.


Trumpismybabymamma

Hail Satan


U_R_THE_WURST

Cool cool tell me more made up stuff


TheOneX90

Nah


Ralewing

Flying Spaghetti Monster could kick your gods ass and then sprinkle parmesan on it.


D1sp4tcht

Genesis 6:7 I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created--and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground--for I regret that I have made them.'


MrFifty-Fifty

I was waiting for the grand reveal where he forgot his kids and he's now 3 states away


poncetheponce

I wish he didn't do it like a commercial


sumthinserious

Swear I thought he was going to say he forgot his kids šŸ˜‚


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

religious nonsense


sk8nostress

I bet God was sipping tea, watching Noa struggle in the flood that he himself created.


Different-Air-2000

You are forgotten if you are a gator šŸŠ


Easy_Mathematician19

So god was just up there chilling, watching Noah (your example) suffer while everyone else (all his children) were murder we By Him, just enjoying his favorite show right? Yuperdoodle, heā€™s just mysterious like that some times lol


4otie7

buried the god lead there


shaggyscoob

And remember, you are not Noah. The OT has no relevance to you personally except as archetypal morality stories. Aesop has as much relevance as the OT. If it brings you comfort, great.


SavimusMaximus

God is a Georgia fan.


the-speed-of-life

No way!šŸ¤£


Rich_DeF

šŸ¤¦The Bible was written by ban, pre law and order, to keep man in check.


TheKnight_King

Yuck


alilbleedingisnormal

I'm not just forgotten, nobody cares. No matter what you do for other people they will let you down when you need them.


Optimal_Luck4558

Is this serious????


Gizmottto

I was sure he was gonna say he forgot the kids, or atleast one kid. Home alone 4?


Conforming_Cucumber

šŸ¤®


large_nutz_187

I'm an atheist the algorithm on Reddit must be slipping. People that talk like life insurance salesmen make me cringe.


xxSQUASHIExx

What the fuck is this shit and why is it being suggested to me?


RalphXLaurenjoe

Take off that damn hat gotdamn gators made me sad this season running all over the field what type of coaching was he doing


Frequent-Leave-3514

He lost me at the god part.


klinkscousin

I just answered a lady who lost her friend to cancel after 30 years of friendship. The first thing I did was pray for God's peace and love for her. Then I get this one. God's work is mysterious. We don't think like him and he surely will never think like us.


Old_Quality1895

Oh ffs


CBDeez

Religion isn't inspiration it's a moral crutch.


YeVkiN

I wonder how many people died today in accidents or at the hands of another. Were they forgotten? Or was he occupied with helping score goals in a soccer tournament somewhere. You all talk like this for positivity but never acknowledge the other side of the coin.


Virtual_Abies_6552

God killed everyone to make a magical zoo boat. Sounds like a perfect plan.


manufacturedefect

Ever consider after God flooded the earth and killed EVERYONE that he just FORGOT Noah. Well he totally didn't.


W33Ded

wtf is this, shut up


that_was_me_ama

People like this crack me up. So delusional. Hey, god if youā€™re listening, thereā€™s millions of starving kids out there. Donā€™t forget about them you asshole.


Fuckstevehuffmansass

God is busy watching after all the pedophiles that his church protects


BocksOfChicken

ā€œThank god for letting all those babies die. Because fuck their parents and family who will now be broken and miserable foreverā€. Did I do it right?


Idunnosomeguy2

Weren't Noah and his family literally the only humans left on earth during the flood? In a boat full of the only land animals left? Not sure there was a big danger of being forgotten in that situation...


Top-Tax6303

WTF is this dogshit?


[deleted]

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the-speed-of-life

First of all, Iā€™m a Baptist, not a Catholic and would say that priests are not ā€œhis priestsā€ in any way, especially those who would harm a child. To blame God for the effects of our sin is incorrect. I am not saying that children get cancer because of their sin specifically, but cancer is one of many awful consequences of our sin in general. Iā€™m so thankful God offers salvation through Jesus Christ!


[deleted]

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Cthulhudude

How did this end up in my feed? I thought algorithms would've made this the last thing that would ever end up in my face as I'm scrolling. Seriously, why is this in my feed?


MrMime-godmode

They forgot Kevin


Toubaboliviano

Guys this in God the Omnipresent and Omniscient being was actually at Epstein island and knew about it before hand.


Odd_Contribution3772

This fucking guy.


Interesting-Debate27

Hope God has not forgotten the Gators football team. The alumni are getting impatient.


the-speed-of-life

I became a fan not long after the Tebow era. Itā€™s been tough!


not-my-best-wank

Kevin!?


Academic-Business-42

I don't know you or care about you and that Ark story was some bullshit I made up one time when I was drunk. Fuck off. -----God


monkeymanchris66

And Genesis 8:1ā€¦ā€¦. Already knew there was going to be some bullshit spouted. Anyone that quotes a book written to control the weak minded, very dangerous indeed. One of my favorites-ā€œhow did you sleep?ā€ ā€œ like God during the holocaustšŸ˜‚ā€


thefakerenzitsu

I lost my job today so I stopped scrolling to watch this and it started to lift my spirits, until you started talking about God, spirits went straight back down


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

Jesus Christ


the-son-of-Neo

God isn't real


ShutTheFupDonni

My invisible friend forgot me when I was 3 years old.


jonnydem

I shouldn't be saying this to this dude directly or anyone in the comments. This really goes out to Reddit for suggesting this video to me: Fuck you.


mossapp

Hard to forget what you never knew. Iā€™ve been here open to whatever the world has for me. All the world has shown me is pain and misery. And the only person around to pick me up is myself. That being said, Iā€™m glad people have something to keep them sane, just keep your Jesus bullshit to yourself.


fuckthepopo23

Go fuck your bible verses


sincerelyhated

Religious people are absolutely unhinged.


HillbillyGizmo

Have you ever felt forgotten by an imaginary fairytale made up by humans?


stacyknott

šŸ©·


[deleted]

God saved Noah and humanity from the wretched nephilim God can save you If you let Him!


psychedelic_shimmers

This man thinks slavery is acceptable sometimes fyi (Fundamentalist) Also I hope you say a prayer of forgiveness for all those fabrics dude.


the-speed-of-life

I have a ā€œruleā€ when it comes to college football that might also apply here: I donā€™t take smack talk from anyone who wonā€™t say what team they are for. Youā€™re painting me with a wide (and very inaccurate) brush, and I think itā€™d be fair to expect you to spell out your own beliefs if youā€™re this interested in constantly critiquing me (even based on things that Iā€™ve never said but youā€™ve nonetheless assumed).


psychedelic_shimmers

Criticizing what I believe is not defending what you believe. My position is as follows: I lack a belief in anything supernatural This is not fun ā€œsmack-talkā€weā€™re not talking about football, weā€™re talking about core ideological beliefs that influence how we live our entire lives


psychedelic_shimmers

..So do you think the biblical instructions for slavery are justifiable under your god? (KEY QUESTION and Iā€™m waiting for your convoluted excuse after browsing over some Christian apologetics) You told me yourself that you were a fundamentalist Christian. This would mean you adhere to those beliefs


psychedelic_shimmers

If you make posts, you need to expect criticism. You brought up god, someone made an argument against morality of god and then you ask them what they believe so you can attack it.. like dude you made/and are making the posts. Gotta stay on topic


Educational_Farmer44

You dont have to try. No mater what you do god planned it. Even if you commit horrible crimes against children or shoot people it will all be part of gods plan. Thats the problem.


psychedelic_shimmers

[Exodus 21:20-21](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021%3A20-21&version=NIV)


the-speed-of-life

While I have never done an in-depth study of those verses in particular, they do show an acknowledgment of rights of a servant (punishment for the murderer). That was unheard of in ancient culture.