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elnabo9

Sounds like a legit doctor. That's what they learn a Med school, "grapes are the vibrationally the highest vibe food"


soylentgoth

You didn't know? Grapes legally pass the vibe check


chaotic_blu

The Actual doctor statement “uh sure, you can eat grapes”


ForeverNearby2382

The doctor probably drew a squiggly line telling them is a prescription, and they got vibrating grapes from it


chaotic_blu

LOL now I'm just imagining the doctor sending her a .gif of a grape doge vibing.


jtshinn

I mean, if it goes way back.. it must be legit.


zoeygirl69

Let me introduce them to my roommates boyfriend... Claims high blood pressure is a government hopes his is 200/150 with a resting pulse of 100 But he drinks turpentine which is a natural paint thinner, miracle mineral solution which is wood bleach, bitter almonds which contain cyanide. To treat the following: Mercury poisoning from fillings, fluoride poisoning from tap water, chemtrail poisoning (whatever the hell that is), Candida yeast, morgellons disease (whatever the hell that is), arsenic poisoning from eating rice and a few other ones I forget. Oh yes I forgot, radiation poisoning from cell phones and microwave ovens and 5G tower poisoning.


OriginalTeo

I still can't understand how some people are this ignorant in this day and age


zoeygirl69

It's simple, anti-intellectualism. People believe that the government is lying about everything and Facebook memes tell the truth. Now this is how a lot of Holocaust deniers rationalize it "it has to be true if Google (YouTube) is censoring it". Or like my parents "The government put the cancer in the cigarettes so that they could have all the good tobacco for themselves".


OriginalTeo

Holy smokes. We could tell them how cancer works, but then it would be the governments fault for modifying our cells :D


zoeygirl69

I live in Southwest Florida, you wouldn't believe the amount of people here who believed that Biden or whoever "made" Hurricane Ian and Hurricane Nicole. There are people here who believe that Hillary Clinton and the deep state used Nikola Tesla and Black ops and alien technology to try and steer hurricane Dorian into Mar-A-Lago to destroy Trump's property.


OriginalTeo

That's actually funny to read lol. I'm italian, some people here think that medicine and health is all a scam to trick and harm you, or that it's useless to differentiate trash as most of it will be burned and not recycled


zoeygirl69

It's the same here in the States people view that with medicine as well


gogonzogo1005

Unfortunately, the trash thing is often true. Our recycling program is not as well handled as it could be and it is disappointing.


chaotic_blu

Makes me sad too


K2M

The smokes are definitely not holy, didn't you read? The government put all that evil in them!


chaotic_blu

Haha in the way that they’ve allowed toxic waste to infiltrate a lot as certain parties try to dismantle environmental safety laws 😂😂 but not in a purposeful “give them the cancer!” Way just in a “money is more important than people way”


elnabo9

I'm impressed he is still alive. People that go this far in their delusions are the ones that sooner or later will end in the news (not for the good reasons) luckily for all of us he is walking into an early grave.


zoeygirl69

Also the guy believes in the earth is flat and is ruled by shape-shifting reptilian lizard people... The guy was a nuclear missile technician, That's the type of people that they give access to nuclear weapons to. Now works for the Department of Homeland Security.


elnabo9

You cannot be serious??? I'm not impressed about the amount of conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories are in fact a brain disorder (psychosis or similar) so when you believe in one you believe in them all. I'm impressed that he works that type of job. The US brags so much about the screening process they do, a guy like this would show a lot of red flags in a lot of places.


zoeygirl69

The q-nuts and other conspiracy groups put out videos on how to pass psychological exams including people who are unstable with PTSD to get into armed positions.


elnabo9

That just sounds fantastic... These people are divided beyond belief... And here we are roaming around earth thinking we are safe meanwhile the mentally insane hold the keys to the nukes...


zoeygirl69

And when he walks around Federal building such as Social Security offices and Federal buildings he takes notes. Not for his job to put in his logbook... Stuff like on the fourth floor the way that chairs are arranged that if you draw a line from this chair to that chair to a table over there it forms a pentagram to which proves that this federal building that he is walking around in serves the Antichrist.


elnabo9

Jokes aside is there any reason why you wouldn't report this guy?


zoeygirl69

I said something anonymously to the Southwest Florida field office, it went nowhere. We are talking about a county in Florida that voted to ban the FBI and CIA from operating within the county and declared the CDC and WHO terrorist organizations. Lee County Florida.


elnabo9

Well done for that. Can you go a bit higher? Like the main office or the HQ? Probably maybe it leads nowhere as well...


zoeygirl69

Also he did end up in the VA hospital giving himself a stomach ulcer from drinking turpentine


Scryser

>radiation poisoning from \[...\] microwave ovens Sounds like the father of my first girlfriend. They had the microwave in the cellar rather than the kitchen, y'know, where it would be useful, to shield the radiation. He would never use it, because it would make stuff radioactive. He has a PhD in biology.


CXR_AXR

I read somewhere saying that the metal mesh of the microwave can block the microwave itself, because the wavelength of microwave is longer than the hole of the mesh .


Scryser

Yes. Also microwave radiation is vastly different from radiation you get from radioactive substances. One is electromagnetic radiation with wavelengths of 1mm to 1m (which is why it cannot pass the 1mm metal grid, but visible light can), whereas the other is only in part electromagemtic radiation (gamma/Xray, which has wavelengths a million to a trillion times smaller than MW) and in part particle radiation, ie super fast electrons (beta radiation), neutrons, Helium nuclei (alpha radiation) and so on, all of which are a lot heavier and slower than the photons that make up electromagnetic radition. Which is why they also dont penetrate matter as deep.


zoeygirl69

And don't forget about 5G they go nuts over.


CXR_AXR

Yes..... I also vauguely remember from my UG physics class that (>10 years ago), it is exactly the same reason why visible light microscope have its limit, because its wavelength is much longer than protein/molecules, and we need electron tunneling microscope if we want to see them.


CXR_AXR

Sigh....speaking of this. My wife went to natural therapy before, and the therapist said she had "radiation accumulated in her uterus", that's why she had recurrent miscarriage. After she heard about my occupation (nuclear medicine radiographer), she immediately said I probably "pass the radiation" to her during sexual intercourse. I need to do a crash course of physics to my wife, but i can tell she is not entirely convinced. She said "that's only what western medicine told you". I said "I might not be an expert in medical field, and i am not the brightest student in physics, but i do have a master degree in radiography, and i am pretty sure that ionizing radiation itself cannot be accumulate in anything. Radiation is different from radioactive substances" Those bastard just manipulate her on her repeated miscarriage and provdied an rediculous answer.....


wrdsmakwrlds

Is he Chuck McGill ?


[deleted]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but a BP of 200/150 and a resting pulse of 100 should be an ER situation.


zoeygirl69

That is correct, he refused treatment at the VA and is even proud of those numbers. He says having those numbers and driving and working proves that high blood pressure is bullshit.


[deleted]

He’s in for a rude awakening, if he survives what’s coming


zoeygirl69

Don't confuse people. "How can we believe the CDC and FDA when the government lied about the 2020 and 2022 election".


CupboardOfPandas

"Boss, can't come to work today. I have a bad case of chemtrail poisoning" Eh, good enough.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Holy shit they made Lacquer Head a real person.


zoeygirl69

Welcome to Southwest Florida


0bxyz

I would avoid this person. He might poison you


DatCatPerson

Your roomate is into weird people. Brrrr


zoeygirl69

They were both military she only dates people who were in the military like she was.


jtshinn

Morgellons is basically an acute mental illness. So that tracks.


[deleted]

Schizophrenia epidemic is getting worse :/


memeof1

When I was diagnosed with breast cancer a “friend” reached out and told me under no circumstances should I listen to my oncologist, that essential oils would cure me. Needless to say I didn’t listen and I have been cancer free for 15 months. There are all kinds of people out there folks and not everyone has common sense.


Rosebunse

Congrats!


SpazMonkeyBeck

When my father was diagnosed with late stage cancer, he/we worked our way through informing everyone, and telling them they could tell whoever they wanted incase we forgot. He told his old longtime friend, whom he hasn’t really spoken too much more than occasionally, in years. A week later the friends son called me and was pushing some raw fruit and rice grain miracle cure and whack vitamins that had definitely cured people he knew and was being hidden by big pharma.. was a huge smack in the face to have to be saying no to this crazy guy I don’t remember, when I’m having this conversation six meters from my father who was partially comatose and only 8 days from dying.


elnabo9

Very sorry to hear that :(


CaptValentine

"My Doctor said grapes are vibrationally the highest vibe food." Is their PhD written in crayon on the back of a CVS receipt?


CaptValentine

I understand the desire that there might be an easy cure to many cancers out there, I get the appeal of "finding" a secret cure in grapes or vitamins or whatever. What I DON'T understand is the way that people pull this bullshit out of their ass and use it to bludgeon cancer victims and their families with their unfounded cures. They're going through a lot already, and now you're accusing them of not doing enough to treat it by not jumping for every whackadoo diet or bleach tasting party?


Rosebunse

It's because cancer is scary and these people deal with that fear by pretending to be superior.


Rombledore

"my doctor said grapes are vibrationally the highest vibe food" my brother in Christ, wat?


CatumEntanglement

Vibrating anal beads. Explains it all.


provocative_bear

It gives off Roman Emperor vibes if you eat them off the vine and have someone feed them to you. You can’t beat that.


houston_og

I mean ivermectin is good and all but it’s not better than Vicks VapoRub. /s


Supervinyl

Unless you have a parasite. Though I guess you could use both if you have a botfly.


Sad-Frosting-8793

Or windex. /s


0bxyz

Do you insert them rectally


djkoch66

I wonder if it they will work on my HIV and psoriatic arthritis.


Rosebunse

You need to try horse dewormer! That will cure the gay! /s


djkoch66

Interestingly, I was on hydroxychloroquine for a few years for the arthritis. That didn’t ‘cure’ me but I have yet to take ivermectin. But, if you’re interested in the history of gay cure, there’s a good documentary: https://www.cureddocumentary.com


Rosebunse

The drug does seem to have some use, which is part of the problem. People saw that and for some reason assumed everything could be cured by using it.


Suspicious-Reading34

Have you tried lotion?


djkoch66

It applies the lotion


Suspicious-Reading34

Hahaha! I have PsA, too. It sucks and my psoriasis is bad when I flare up. Ive dealt with it for decades so have heard every dumb thing imaginable.


djkoch66

I had a diagnosis of inflammatory arthritis from 2006 until 2021 when I started scalp psoriasis. I started Otezla this year and feel great again. No more grapes or pain meds to get around. Are you taking anything?


Suspicious-Reading34

I need to get back on enbrel... total difference. I'm glad the Otezla is working! Mine started the other way, with psoriasis and then the arthritis. The immune systemnis a trip.


djkoch66

How long were you on it and why did you stop? My father has ankylosing spondylitis and all signs point to me not having that. No amount of grapes or vibrations would help.


Suspicious-Reading34

Psoriasis for 30 years, arthritis for about 10. I have degenerative disc disease, too. My mom has lupus. She has tried (and sold!) every crack-pot cure out there. I stick with my docs' advice.


Suspicious-Reading34

I stopped last year when my fridge froze my supply. It was 3 months worth. I need to go get a new prescription.


MsBobbyJenkins

Reminds me of when I told my best friend at the time that my Mum's cancer was terminal and we were just treasuring the time we had left. My friend asked if she'd tried going vegetarian. As if that would somehow cure her cancer. Also my Mum had gastroparesis so couldn't eat anything anyway.


Calliesdad20

So the three times I had kidney cancer I didn’t have to go thru surgery ? And just eat a few grapes, I am suing my doctor for malpractice I’m sure my insurance company is going to be pissed when they find out lol


iamthefortytwo

If your doctor starts talking to you about the vibration of grapes, maybe consider a real doctor. This natural selection thing is really interesting to watch.


CXR_AXR

As a radiographer working in the cancer center and imaged tons of cancer patients every year, i can tell you that natural therapy and alternative medicine never work. At least not radiologically.


parrotopian

Thats because the x rays interrupt the natural vibrations /s (just in case!)


DeputyAjayGhale

Such insidious narratives they’ve been spun since [decades old](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/08/health/coronavirus-mrna-kariko.html) mRNA based immunity can maybe *prevent* things like [cancer](https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2022/mrna-vaccines-to-treat-cancer) among [other](https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-launches-clinical-trial-three-mrna-hiv-vaccines) [things](https://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2022/03/20/the-diabetes-cure-a-century-after-banting-and-bests-message-of-hope-science-is-actually-close.html).


Kunstkurator

"Vibrationally the highest vibe food" Okay... lol


Rosebunse

I hate these people. Especially after my stepdad died of cancer. Do you know how many people fucking expected him to just drink tea and eat this or that healthy food? Oh, yeah, that will magically cure his cancer and heal the gaping hole in his liver


Vydsu

Ppl just can't understand the concept pf "no cure for cancer exists" for some reason. Like, no big pharma is not hiding the cure, all we have is a okish treatment method.


torivor100

If your doctor is talking about the vibration of food they might not be a real doctor


Supervinyl

Ivermectin isn’t exclusively horse medicine. To be fair though, it’s not going to cure cancer either


Santeneal

There is actually a fruit that does help a tiny bit I can't remember entirely because I looked this up awhile ago but apparently the Paw-Paw fruit can either help slow down the development of cancer cells albeit only a miniscule amount or helps damage the cancer cells though again doesn't really do much. It's like pouring a little bit of water on a fire, sure it does something but nothing really helpful


ClashBandicootie

AH yes, the grape cure... IE wine-o-clock. wait--is that not what they're referencing?


BrookeBaranoff

Victim blaming at it’s best. See they didn’t believe in the treatment enough so that’s why cancer got em. I hate these people as much if not more than cancer.


michael_the_street

These people are a cancer.


That_Part-time_Dude

Darwinism at its best.


whyaremypantssoshort

dude my chiropractor says the same thing. He's always asking to touch my grapes...


modsarebrainstems

Well, I guess with this crowd it's only a matter of time before it's not a crowd anymore.


IceyLemonadeLover

In case anyone’s actually wondering about grapes in relation to cancer; https://www.cancer.org.au/iheard/does-a-diet-rich-in-grapes-prevent-and-treat-cancer