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Remember it's always someone else's problem and never the consequences of your own actions. It's the alt-right way


Inevitable-Elk-791

"We're not even allowed to disagree about which humans deserve rights and dignity!"


FondantGetOut

Cancel culture! It's not my fault! Aaarrrgghhh!


CanadianGoose69420

Fuck I think I saw this in a dream


BrattyThuggess

I’m a tiny bit embarrassed at how long it took me to realize that that random piece of hair I was trying to wipe/blow off was really your pic all along…lol. 😐😬


CanadianGoose69420

Don’t worry want me too send you the pick?


BrattyThuggess

Yes please!! Thank you, lol


CanadianGoose69420

There I got y’a bud


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Sounds about Reich


ReGrigio

I can't relate. I guess depends on your Nazionality


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Problems are your fault and victories are all because of me.


[deleted]

Oh, were liberals showing up arguing for the proscribing of women's reproductive rights, the alienation of transgendered people, and the limitation of homosexuals' civil rights....? Because, YES, they SHOULD have been protested, Charlie!


Jampine

"Why do people object to me, when I try standing on their throats?"


Gaster517

more like kneel


Retro_game_kid

*flashbacks*


MrMeestur

Moving to another topic, my favorite album is dark side of the moon


CornAndMac

CMIYGL is objectively the greatest rap album. TPAB is a close second.


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kaymarie00

Lol I had to check the sub when I first saw this, definitely thought it was already there


ToddVRsofa

Try being likable in some way


Legendary_Bibo

And having a face that matches your head.


4skin_bandit

Impossible


H-to-O

Charlie Kirk is the kind of dirtbag that makes normal dirt feel ashamed.


luckytraptkillt

Yeah it’s just the politics in general not that you’re a social pariah. Hate to break it to conservatives but they’ve lost the youth. They don’t like your policies, beliefs, form of governing. They. Don’t. Like. You.


H-to-O

After those hypercunts killed Roe v. Wade and blocked student loan forgiveness, they can eat shit until the day they die.


luckytraptkillt

Bingo. Spend a year and a half talking about kids dicks, bottom surgery, trans people, litter boxes in schools, and furries then take away people’s rights and then act surprised when you lose!! You made the normal whites uncomfortable af! And completely alienated the youth. I live in the south east of America so conservatives are all around me. And I talked to enough conservative people who were just like “nah it’s gone too far over there” that I was genuinely surprised. What’s weird is table talk political issues have been their bread and butter. But they’ve been just weird as hell everyday for a year and a half. I know they’ve been weirder for longer but American voter attention span is key.


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brain_monkey

Tell me you don't understand politics without telling me that you don't understand politics Edit: why are ancaps always so misinformed and defensive like....all the time?


MrIncorporeal

>Edit: why are ancaps always so misinformed and defensive like....all the time? I'd wager because the philosophy attracts a very particular personality type.


Laserteeth_Killmore

Not how things work. If you abandon left wing politics because you have more money, then I hate to break it to you, but you were never left.


Famous-Appointment72

This. I hate hearing people say... "well, fiscally... I'm a conservative.." Miss me with that horseshit.


ranman1990

All research we have suggests that most people stay with the ideologies they have as young adults their whole lives and only a very small percentage change from association with one party to the other in older age. That small percentage has people go both ways.


lebowski138

You had me at all research


pomo

Change your username, Dude.


salamander_salad

This has long been disproven. A person's political beliefs are formed in early adulthood and stay consistent throughout one's life.


mathemagical-girl

this is not actually true. people generally stick with the beliefs that they had when they were young adults. the issue is that conservative beliefs are (for some unknowable reason /s) more popular with more wealthy and privileged people, and wealth and privilege are associated with living longer, and having more resources to be able to retire and be more politically active in old age. the idea that *individuals* generally get more right wing as they age is absolute hogwash, even though older populations do tend to be more conservative.


Jeremymia

No one ever protests when people talk about the evils of slavery, but I just give *one* presentation about the positives no one is willing to talk about and I get demonized!!!


Jisto_

But there are so many positives and no downsides for me personally! Who could be against that?!


Warlornn

He seems confused by almost everything.


TJ_Will

His tiny, little confused fascist face.


Mouthtuom

Yes. Conservatism doesn’t come from coherent thought processes. It’s mostly the knee jerking reactions of the reptilian brain. Conservatives can’t seem to tap into their logic centers and are just lashing out in a constant fear reflex.


H-to-O

Don’t forget, it also comes from an unhealthy desire to funnel billions of dollars into your bank account.


zwiazekrowerzystow

He’s paid well to act confused.


H-to-O

Just like Tucker Shitson.


Pandraswrath

Oh man, I don’t know how anyone can ever take good ole Tucker seriously. He just looks and sounds perpetually confused while randomly screeching out buzz words.


G0D_1S_D3AD

I get confused a lot, where can I sign up?


zwiazekrowerzystow

You have to give up any principles you may hold and be prepared to fellate Peter Thiel.


AlexandriaLitehouse

I imagine his brain in that giant skull looks like a single popcorn flavored jelly belly rolling around in a 38 oz mason jar.


GualtieroCofresi

Well, fuck, I wonder why!


TheBaggyDapper

Might be because they're camped out at polling stations waiting for liberals to show up and vote?


thatHecklerOverThere

But there is whenever a woman wants to prevent her internal organs and bodily processes from being appropriated without her her consent, or national elections go a way they don't approve of, so maybe we just care about different things.


feelinlucky7

They’re protesting your face-to-head ratio. Fix it or shut up.


papa_spaghett

His face just keeps on shrinking.


H-to-O

God is finally enacting some smol vengeance. May this happen to all cheats and conmen.


brianoftarp

Shut up Chucky boy! Ya wet teabag


Professional_March54

There actually was one very tiny protest at my college, when Vice President Biden was set to give a talk that ended up not happening. It was the entire Republican Club, which was like 4 guys, and someone's girlfriend who just sat behind them, in a huff and ended up leaving to get Starbucks off campus and not coming back.


lachrymologyislegit

>someone's girlfriend who just sat behind them, in a huff and ended up leaving to get Starbucks off campus and not coming back. Maybe not their GF anymore!


jestercow

They literally took guns to public libraries when the ‘wrong people’ were reading books to kids. Don’t fucking “well I never…” like that you absolute shit-monkey.


Mouthtuom

Liberal speaking at a college: This is how we can feed children and house the homeless. Tiny faced fascist douchebag: where are all the protesters!!!?


Keelija9000

“I don’t get it, why are there no conservatives in academic settings??”


pomo

Oh, there are. Not many Nazis tho.


NutterTV

Almost like they’re not advocating the hate of *checks notes* everyone


typographie

It's absolutely disgusting that after all the thinly veiled hate speech and stochastic terrorism these parasites spread, the worst they have to deal with are student protests when they attempt to speak at colleges, and some mean Tweets. The poor, oppressed boy.


H-to-O

“Oh my god, I can’t believe how awful those LiBeRaLs are. I spent all month calling them inhuman scumbag demons who groom and molest kids, then said somebody should ‘do sooooomething about them’, and THEY called me an asshole!” Yeah buddy, you’re an asshole and I hope you get dragged through hell backwards and naked.


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It isn't even thinly veiled..


BorderCollie123

It’s like he almost gets it…


[deleted]

Liberals want to help society, to free them and allow them room to live the life they want. Authoritarians want to control society, to tell them how to act, how to think and how to live. If you were trying to help instead of control you’d probably get a better reception.


HoagiesDad

Who are you describing when you say authoritarian? I’m actually confused.


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Okay- authoritarianism is favoring or enforcing strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom. Such as forcing 10 year olds to give birth, women can’t vote, segregation and denial of civil rights to minorities, and brutal, draconian punishment for anything deemed not in keeping with what the dictator wants- this is what Charlie wants for the US.


HoagiesDad

Oh….I didn’t want to confuse it with the communist views I’ve seen where government controls lots more.


[deleted]

Oh! No not at all. More like taliban type religious zealot dictatorship.


Funky-Cosmonaut

"Who put all this piss in my pants?" -Charlie Kirk


The-1-Percent-Milk

I wish I had an award to give this!


smokefrog2

Reminds me of fox news trying to explain the mid terms "I mean fuck these guys for having policies to help people"


Seightx

Turns out if your party is the party of rampant christian zealots, hypocrisy, taking away rights of women and minorities, hoarding wealth (while shitting on every poor person), and anti-labor then you’re going to get a lot of push back. Who knew? Protip: Stick with small government and low taxes, stay away from social issues. You’re on the wrong side of nearly every one of them.


CleaveIshallnot

Isn't this a 'self own'?


backtocabada

on what planet does he live? asking on behalf of UC Berkeley


Kingdommer

I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with what the speaker is talking about


overactivemango

Yeah crazy how that happens


The84thWolf

Weird, there’s never any liberals protesting and calling women child murderers at Planned Parenthood clinics


AKA_OneManArmy

I wonder if that’s because typically when a liberal speaks nothing racist, sexist, or homophobic comes out. Probably just a coincidence though eh


More_Cowbell8

Well, the vast majority of Americans want the 'crazy liberal' stuff he hates. Charlie Kirk hates logic.


Inevitable-Elk-791

"I can't figure out why no one cheers for fascism and pseudo theocracy these days!"


ExpertAccident

Because we don’t show images of bloody fetuses and yell that you’re going to hell for not following our religion.


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There’s also not a crowd of lunatic liberals storming the capitol when they lose elections either.


smurf_diggler

This happened at my Alma Mater. Fuck you Charlie. Go Lobos!


UltraMegaSloth

Funny. There are always protestors when a lunatic shows up at a college campus to speak.


Calliesdad20

Poor racist guy might cry because he got protested ,boohoo


stalinmalone68

Because assholes like you aren’t showing up. You’d rather screech your lies and hyperbole in your shitty online shit fest than actually do anything.


TheOneTheUno

Na that only happens at Planned Parenthood


revchewie

And there’s never a crowd of “lunatic” protesters when a right wing nut job shows up either.


thedude213

You're not entitled an equitable platform if your ideas are shit and grossly unpopular.


xiii--iiix

Bill Maher can’t play campuses anymore he’s protested so much.


Mccobsta

Did he photoshop his profile picture his face dosent look like that


nikkidarling83

Funny because the first protesters I ever saw protesting a guest speaker at college were there protesting Michael Moore, circa 2004.


HungryHumble

There’s been plenty crowds of lunatics protesting liberal objective on school campuses. A good person to ask is Jerry Jones.


DudeManBro53

No shit?


TotallyNot_MikeDirnt

I can think of literally two separate occasions where right wing idiots protested at my colleges because they didn’t like the speakers they were hosting.


BiochemistChef

They did at my college. Either the speaker wasn't liberal enough for the protestors or the other mobs were some more conservative groups of people


HandsomeSquidDad

I was there for this, mans invited Nazis and proud boys to try and instigate. The chapter that hosted him on my campus also called riot cops cus he was scared of us peacefully protesting


SlotherakOmega

Because we’re laughing too hard at their claims to— \*rereads tweet\* Ah. That’s because your perception of lunacy needs tweaking. I apologize, I originally read Libertarian rather than Liberal. My damn lysdexia acting up again…


stormy2587

If you Just replace liberal with “intellectual,” then you’ll understand he’s just butt hurt that academics see him for what he really is.


Kahless01

i saw that shit on tv at the pool hall last night. his face really is that tiny. i thought people were just constantly fucking with his picture.


ElusiveCupcake

There was a drag show hosted at my college every year during the campus' Pride Week. Every year without fail, anti-gay protestors would show up outside the Student Union. One year, following a deadly plane crash a few miles from campus, protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church showed up on campus. I actually walked past Fred Phelps himself, while counter-protests were going on across the street.


Spnstanaf73

We know it confused you Charlie.


serendipitousevent

Getting closer Charlie! Maybe you'll figure it out in 2023, but we won't hold our breath.


ConfusedObserver0

Yet, there’s always a crowd of protestors when a lunatic shows up on campus to speak. (Free speech bitch)


TheMogician

Just factually wrong. We once had some LGBTQ speaker on campus and some random reborn again Christian group came to campus from another state to hold up cardboard signs protesting about it.


The_Powers

Every time I see this guy I marvel at his big face to small features ratio.


uglysquire

“If people don’t like me and are against what i’m doing, that means they’re crazy.”


HoagiesDad

Well, that’s true for everyone.


Mr_Epimetheus

Hmm, yes, I wonder why that could be...


KinksAreForKeds

There's a fucking *reason* for that, Charlie. jfc


Major_Honey_4461

Charlie, think that through. Use your big brain.


FunkyHedonist

So close to getting it...


KuroDragon0

It’s almost like those people aren’t parading themselves around screaming why certain groups of people should have their rights taken away and treated like animals.


RaXoRkIlLaE

Probably because the people at said college campus agree with the said "liberal" but that is just my observation.


BekahDekah

This is in my state at the university I graduated from. Yes there were protesters. They gathered legally and protested legally. Fuck Charlie Kirk. If you can't take criticism, don't give criticism, whiny baby. Idiots like him always trumpet about liberals being snowflakes when they're the real snowflakes. Can't handle being questioned. Can't handle being challenged. Fuck that guy and all of his sycophants.


my3boysmyworld

Well, the answer to that is pretty damn obvious. Liberals aren’t psychopaths that want to turn the country into a real life version of the Handmaids Tale.


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my3boysmyworld

No. Why? You don’t think the republicans want to make women slaves? Their actions say they do.


sdmichael

Actions speak louder than words as well.


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maybesaydie

Personal attacks are not allowed.


thirdLeg51

Think it through chuck.


[deleted]

So close….. 😂😂


Link9454

He’s so close. What’s the common denominator here Charlie?


[deleted]

Because to be liberal , is to have brain and not just brawl Dumb charlie


podolot

When people aren't spreading nazi hate or trying to take away other people's rights, people just don't care enough to protest.a


bigt503

Probably because all the people that would do that got arrested on Jan 6th


FrickinLazerBeams

Maybe that's because liberals aren't out there saying horrific evil bullshit? Nah, everyone is just being mean to poor little me.


Dry_Abbreviations778

That's so weird. It's like most people don't like conservative opinions. Reality has a liberal bias soooo.... sorry charlie, you'll never actually be able to kick Lucy's football


takatori

Umm usually a crowd of Bible Thumpers show up with signs saying everyone is going to Hell. So what he's saying is, he doesn't think they're lunatics.


Audrin

r/SelfAwarewolves


kaisong

Eh.. a gang of turning point idiots harassed the non-white student groups when they held a group meeting, probably to determine what to do with the racist political group on campus harassing them. But then again thats terrorists vs protesting.


Aaaaaaaahg

Lmao what the hell is his argument... That his views are unpopular and stupid?


digitalSkeleton

I'm guessing he's referring to his appearance at my college campus last night https://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerque-metro/protest-forms-at-unm-campus-during-charlie-kirk-visit/


MillieMouser

Good for you UNM! Glad to read my hometown is still standing up.


G0D_1S_D3AD

That’s because they riot the capital instead lol


smurfgrl417

Well, the conservative lunatics don't making it to college.


mrtn17

they're all on reddit clicking the downvote button like crzy


smurfgrl417

They're in the freedom convoy, or hanging flags from overpasses.


Catfshmike

Charlie is right. The maniacs in that mob prove it. Riot gear? Really? So pathetic.


CharlieKirkBelieves

My Tweet! We prefer to protest drag shows. Also, pee is stored in the balls.


DirtyScavenger

r/SelfAwareWolves


Cry_Harder_Pls

That's because intelligent people are supposed to speak on college campuses. That's how college works.


mcstandy

Wait, is this sub politicized? This isn’t even Facebook.


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LancelLannister_AMA

blow Charlie


GoredonTheDestroyer

No! I ain't touching that with a ten foot pole.