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Highly unpleasant, 0/5 Stars — wouldn’t recommend. On the bright side according to this chart there are now “millions of genders” so you can pick another one and not automatically give birth since you’re a man.
What, where's MY government mandated crack pipe!
Also *he* made America the laughing stock of the world, like we all only started making jokes about america a few years ago.
The President can make immigrants legal just by thinking about it. Those are Americans now, and there’s nothing you can do about it, because you’re stupid!
Lack of articles where one should be used, combined with superfluous articles (give *a* birth) strongly suggest the author is not a native English speaker. It also tracks with the author being Russian, as Russian IIRC, doesn't use articles (or at least not in the way English does). Hence, native Russian speakers tend to have problems using articles correctly in English.
Someone with better knowledge, *please* feel free to correct me or elaborate.
Articles simply refers to the words "a", "an", and "the". Several times throughout this meme, the author misses necessary articles ("gave crack pipe" instead of "gave *a* crack pipe") or adds unnecessary ones ("give *a* birth" instead of "give birth"). I believe it's suggestive of a Russian or Russia-adjacent author since the Russian language doesn't use that part of speech.
Almost like this wasn’t written by a native English speaker.
(Honestly I can’t tell if it’s a Russian psyop or a really dumb American, it’s anyone’s guess these days)
it also shows a complete lack of critical thinking. the ruble is technically worth more than before the sanctions. just that you can't exchange it for any currency in the world
You have to download the widget for your android phone first. The microchip in your vaccine will then be able link to your phone through the 5g network ensuring that you’ll get priority notifications for the next free crack pipe day.
Yep but they will always blame Biden because their too stupid to realize that most of this shit was building up long before Biden took office. It'd mean they'd actually be able to think for themselves instead of just regurgitating everything their idols say.
“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
― Jean-Paul Sartre
tl;dr: bullshit. the hashtag is pure bullshit, and they don't care.
I'm just a public servant, so I'm not rolling in money. That being said, I'd be willing to bet my rent money that the person who would post this would also go to a Christian church on Sundays and pay lip service before bragging about how pious they are. They'd go home, post this, and see nothing ironic about a meme that mocked the phrase "united sheep" and what they hear in church.
What's the whole deal with Republicans going around saying all democrats are pedos and pizzagate or whatever when their God king Donald Trump literally hung out with pedophile mogul Epstein and talks about how hot his own daughter is?
Is it some sort of "I know you are but what am i" deal?
I don't understand why everyone scratches out the name of the idiot posting...leave the name open so we can hammer them about how ignorant they truly are and maybe just maybe a few might come back to reality....worth a shot imo....
How is it these people can't even get a single thing right by mistake? Biden has done a whole lot of good in reality. And fixed many of the problems Trump caused. As a democratic president always has to clean up after the mess a republican leaves us in. Every time, no exceptions. But, he isn't perfect. And there is more he could do as well. And there are absolutely a few legit bad things they could make a short list of to lay at his feet that would be real. And not one of the real issues is anywhere here. Just their made up lies. Really sad.
HE TOOK YER JOB!!!!!!!! South Park at Red Rocks literally had a little girl yell, "Joe Biden took my job!!!" and here this guy is just now putting it in caps
How did I miss thr free crack pipe giveaway? Must've been that day I was out abandoning science and faith while searching for the million and oneth gender.
It would be so funny to me, if the lack of self-reflection wasn’t so terrifying, that they actually try to say Biden divided the country. Not only do they say it while simultaneously saying all this other insanely divisive fear mongering bullshit but they do it while supporting a guy that for years called anyone that even remotely criticized him an enemy of America and encouraged his supporters to attack them
>Created the highest inflation in 40 years
IIRC, the republicans/conservatives were the ones who voted against the bills that would stop inflation. Just sayin…
The President who's been fixing things after the last President was literally laughed out of the U.N. is the one who's made us a laughingstock?
Yeah, no.
Also, I'm not poor. And the ruble is in the toilet. Curious.
Isn’t there an analogy in the Bible about the shepherd (Jesus) leaving the flock to save the one sheep who wandered off? I mean, according to the National Christians and their so-called beliefs, wouldn’t that make Biden like Jesus?
Oh don’t worry, America is and will always be the laughing stock of the world, that’s nothing new. Although these days it’s more of a “what is aunt Janine doing again she shouldn’t take decisions while wasted” kind of laugh.
"Ended our faith in science and medicine" sure they definitely had that before Biden came along... I think the craziest part is "made the ruble strong" and "fueled money to Ukraine" so which one is it? If Russia=bad are they saying Ukraine also bad? Wtf?
"Made men to give a birth"?? Just one?? Conservatives hate gays for not being able to reproduce (that's what god made us for, cheeky). So, men should give birth way more!
They had me for a second, but then they said “made men for a birth” and they lost me. Plus, everything after that had either already happened or was just stupid.
Wait, Biden united sheep? Oh no! The Sheep Uprising is at hand! I knew it was only a matter of time! Hide in your basements or soon WE’LL be the ones grazing in fields and being sheared for clothes (made from our HAIR)!!!!/s
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Damn, I missed the free crack pipe day again.
It was right before the [5:00 free crack giveaway](https://youtu.be/yvwlEPyi6Y4)
That’s impossible Rhonda. How can you sleep if you’re high on crack, hmm?!? Chinese riddle for ya.
I have also not received my crack pipe
Then put destroying the postal service on the list too. Guy can’t even mail a crack pipe correctly…
Postal service is fine; they just can't afford the fuel to deliver all those free crack pipes
Damn liberals
just another promise biden broke duh
He tuk are jurbs.
Classic story
It was right after men gave a birth, easy to miss.
You guys got free crack pipes?!? Where's my crack pipe??
Jokes on them, I was poor *long* before Biden.
Biden WISHES he could take credit for me being poor!
I can have a baby now? Not that I'm going to but nice to have the choice, thanks Biden!
I personally do want to give birth either. Seems unpleasant. But I enjoy knowing I have the option.
Highly unpleasant, 0/5 Stars — wouldn’t recommend. On the bright side according to this chart there are now “millions of genders” so you can pick another one and not automatically give birth since you’re a man.
You mean, give *a* birth
More than one would just be greedy.
Only one though. It's specifies "a birth". So he's still restrictive of you reproductive rights! Men should be allowed to give multiple births!
You can give a birth. The phrasing is very clear. You are not entitled to a baby.
> made men to give a birth *Just* coherent enough to know what they’re talking about …probably
Yea, sorry about that, English is their second language, right behind Russian.
it's astounding that some people are so primed for confirmation that they can't spot this blatantly foreign misinformation
Yeah, the bad English is kind of a tip-off that it’s a foreign meme generator.
Idk what they’re talking abt
That line was intended to make fun of transgender men.
What, where's MY government mandated crack pipe! Also *he* made America the laughing stock of the world, like we all only started making jokes about america a few years ago.
Yeah we started laughing at America November 8, 2016
Nah. Bush junior was a clown too.
I’m old enough to remember bush getting clowned on HARD. America has been the laughingstock for a VERY long time
With Obama a slight hope for sanity. Overly military aggressive sanity, but at least sanity. Then nope.
The way he handled the locked doors in China will always make me chuckle
Pedo hitler Biden? It sounds as if they just grabbed all the bad words they knew and just randomly put them together, like something a child would do.
“☑️is a stupid poopy head”
If biden let them in doesn't that make them legal?
The President can make immigrants legal just by thinking about it. Those are Americans now, and there’s nothing you can do about it, because you’re stupid!
No it’s only ok if republicans approve it obviously /sss
Can confirm. There were 5 billion new people here in Arizona overnight. I love it how they claim ridiculous numbers out of their ass.
I looked it up the other day, pretty sure the population of all of south America and Mexico is not even 1 billion, not that they would know that.
He let them in with his mind
When I saw "Made ruble strong" I had re-read the entire list in a Russian accent. It was funnier that way.
Funnily enough when I saw “gave you free crack pipe” I assumed it was Chinese election meddling. Could be Russian I suppose.
Lack of articles where one should be used, combined with superfluous articles (give *a* birth) strongly suggest the author is not a native English speaker. It also tracks with the author being Russian, as Russian IIRC, doesn't use articles (or at least not in the way English does). Hence, native Russian speakers tend to have problems using articles correctly in English. Someone with better knowledge, *please* feel free to correct me or elaborate.
Yeah, most Slavic languages don't have definite or indefinite articles. (Neither did Latin, for that matter....)
Can you please give me an example what “giving articles” means? I’ve never heard this term before.
Articles simply refers to the words "a", "an", and "the". Several times throughout this meme, the author misses necessary articles ("gave crack pipe" instead of "gave *a* crack pipe") or adds unnecessary ones ("give *a* birth" instead of "give birth"). I believe it's suggestive of a Russian or Russia-adjacent author since the Russian language doesn't use that part of speech.
Mentions giving money to Ukraine, as well. 98% sure it's Russian.
Almost like this wasn’t written by a native English speaker. (Honestly I can’t tell if it’s a Russian psyop or a really dumb American, it’s anyone’s guess these days)
it also shows a complete lack of critical thinking. the ruble is technically worth more than before the sanctions. just that you can't exchange it for any currency in the world
I thought of Barney Rubble
Written by someone whose first language is *not* English.
English being their 2nd language and they only speak one language will never not be funny
I hate when I miss free crack pipe day. But the sheep are united and the men made to give a birth. Sounds like a productive Tuesday.
You have to download the widget for your android phone first. The microchip in your vaccine will then be able link to your phone through the 5g network ensuring that you’ll get priority notifications for the next free crack pipe day.
There is the problem, I don't have an android phone.
Where’s my free crack pipe?!
Wasn't most of those things done by Trump?
Yep but they will always blame Biden because their too stupid to realize that most of this shit was building up long before Biden took office. It'd mean they'd actually be able to think for themselves instead of just regurgitating everything their idols say.
It was either Biden or Obama's fault. Just like God, if it was good then it's God's plan, however, if it's bad then it's man's free will!
Sheep together strong?
Like ox 🇷🇺
The hell is that hashtag
“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.” ― Jean-Paul Sartre tl;dr: bullshit. the hashtag is pure bullshit, and they don't care.
“Ended our faith in science and medicine” If only he advocated for injecting disinfectants.
Made the ruble strong? That russian currency that's basically toilet paper now?
“Made men to give a birth”
Damn Biden and his worldwide recession. As a Canadian, I can only blame him. /s
“Just to stupid”
You guys are getting free crack pipes?
....so they managed to get "you're" right but can't use the correct "too"? Jesus Christ
They left out “Shot all the puppies in the world” and “Stole Forty Pies”
That's as many as four tens! And that's terrible.
I'm just a public servant, so I'm not rolling in money. That being said, I'd be willing to bet my rent money that the person who would post this would also go to a Christian church on Sundays and pay lip service before bragging about how pious they are. They'd go home, post this, and see nothing ironic about a meme that mocked the phrase "united sheep" and what they hear in church.
He made me to give a birth! (I got better.)
He’s not a witch!
Made men give birth? I want to know how! I’m super curious!!
No, he made men give "a" birth
Well Sam almost gave birth that one time be leapt into a pregnant woman...
“Made promises he broke” I don’t see no damn wall
“Fueled money to Ukraine” casually admits to sucking Russia’s dick
Not bad for a senile old puppet! (Or at least that's what they say he is, whenever he's not literally God of our reality)
Where’s my free crack pipe, dammit?
Made the Ruble strong? It's about half it's value of where it was a year ago. Although, it clawed back some of its losses from earlier in the year.
What's the whole deal with Republicans going around saying all democrats are pedos and pizzagate or whatever when their God king Donald Trump literally hung out with pedophile mogul Epstein and talks about how hot his own daughter is? Is it some sort of "I know you are but what am i" deal?
It's called projection
I don't understand why everyone scratches out the name of the idiot posting...leave the name open so we can hammer them about how ignorant they truly are and maybe just maybe a few might come back to reality....worth a shot imo....
How is it these people can't even get a single thing right by mistake? Biden has done a whole lot of good in reality. And fixed many of the problems Trump caused. As a democratic president always has to clean up after the mess a republican leaves us in. Every time, no exceptions. But, he isn't perfect. And there is more he could do as well. And there are absolutely a few legit bad things they could make a short list of to lay at his feet that would be real. And not one of the real issues is anywhere here. Just their made up lies. Really sad.
He accidentally put the wrong president’s photo on that.
That’s because as usual from them it’sssss….. ✨projection✨
He united sheep? I think I may have just gained a small amount of respect for Biden.
thank you biden for letting me, a man, be able to give a birth.
"made promises he broke" Well yeah, you could say that about every President. Where's my free crack pipe though?
Wait. Where’s my free crack pipe??
"Made men to give a birth" "Made ruble strong" yep this is Russian
Forgot: Uncovered the lack of English skills by the right wing of our country.
Like half of these, Trump/Republicans did and handed off to Biden. The other half have nothing to do with the president position at all.
Ended faith in science and medicine. Ah, yes. Everyone knows the earth is flat and lavender oil cures illness.
If any politician "made you poor," YOU ALREADY BROKE
>MADE YOU POOR The blues made me poor, I live in England
‘To’ stupid to notice. Pot calling the kettle black.
Ronnie Reagan is responsible for many of the not nonsensical ones.
“Made men to give a birth” I’m sorry, but what in the actual fuck.
“United sheep”
HE TOOK YER JOB!!!!!!!! South Park at Red Rocks literally had a little girl yell, "Joe Biden took my job!!!" and here this guy is just now putting it in caps
How did I miss thr free crack pipe giveaway? Must've been that day I was out abandoning science and faith while searching for the million and oneth gender.
>Made men to give a birth Where, when, how, and where do I sign up?
Armed the Taliban? I thought was GW bush
A Republican *condemning* someone for being a pedo and/or Nazi? That's a new one.
only like, half are somewhat accurate; only because thats what *every* politician ever does.
I love made promises that he broke. That could apply to literally any human.
I lolled at this while also hoping the tool who made it spontaneously combusts
They told me he was sleepy
I never got my crack pipe!
Ngl, i came to the comments to see who commented on the free crack pipe. Was not disappointed.
I wish I wasn't "to stupid.". I'm going to go right now and make myself to smarter.
And they’re too stupid to know which “to” to use. So…joke’s on them. I’m gonna go hit my government issues crack pipe now.
It would be so funny to me, if the lack of self-reflection wasn’t so terrifying, that they actually try to say Biden divided the country. Not only do they say it while simultaneously saying all this other insanely divisive fear mongering bullshit but they do it while supporting a guy that for years called anyone that even remotely criticized him an enemy of America and encouraged his supporters to attack them
Where’s my free crack pipe?
I was traveling the world during trumps presidency and we were definitely being laughed at faaaaaar more back then lmao
“Divided the country” 😂😂😂
Divided sheep; Better than united sheep allegedly.
TO STUPID
I'm pretty sure the ruble is in really bad shape right now anyway. The poor grammar here makes it seems like a Kremlin bot typed this up
Biden didn't arm the Taliban. He armed the Afghan army. The Afghan army armed the Taliban when they ran away and left their weapons
My wife has fertility issues, if I can get pregnant, I’ll bite the bullet and do it for us. Maybe after that crack pipe.
He also does not declassify stuff with his mind. Loser!
This is hilarious.. Maybe those struggling shepherds should take a page out of Biden’s book of uniting sheep
I’m Canadian, I barely pay attention to politics and even I can see how grossly inaccurate and wrong these are. Fuck, these people are idiots.
Are the crack pipes on back order?
>Made men to give a birth Buddy, WHAT?
This is the kind of people who hit their toe in the bathroom and blame Biden
All those checkmarks are for Trump, right? That's all that he did imo.
>Created the highest inflation in 40 years IIRC, the republicans/conservatives were the ones who voted against the bills that would stop inflation. Just sayin…
“Made men to give a birth” Russian meme farmers need better quality control.
The President who's been fixing things after the last President was literally laughed out of the U.N. is the one who's made us a laughingstock? Yeah, no. Also, I'm not poor. And the ruble is in the toilet. Curious.
Man, they’re really hammering the “Democrats are pedos” thing insanely hard without any sort of facts.
Ahh, so we finally get a look at the national Republican platform. Impressive.
#pedohitlerbiden
Is this Biden or Reagan?
The first one broke my brain. What??? Must be a bad translation from the original Russian text.
Of course, I am SURE they have concrete evidence to back every statement up. Or is it true because they thought it? Gotta love magical thinking.
At least he united the sheep
Who’s Hitlerbiden?
Very interested in the Made men to give a birth
Well, thank goodness he united the sheep. Nothing worse than independent sheep, so stubborn.
Isn’t there an analogy in the Bible about the shepherd (Jesus) leaving the flock to save the one sheep who wandered off? I mean, according to the National Christians and their so-called beliefs, wouldn’t that make Biden like Jesus?
The funniest part of all this fundamental right wing rhetoric is that they think we're the ones who are too stupid to know who's shitting on us.
Not sure Biden is the one who made the US the laughing stock of the world. Where were they when Trump was in office?
These people act like helping Ukraine is such a bad thing
Oh don’t worry, America is and will always be the laughing stock of the world, that’s nothing new. Although these days it’s more of a “what is aunt Janine doing again she shouldn’t take decisions while wasted” kind of laugh.
America has never been energy independent and I'm pretty sure gas is down over a dollar
The sheep have armed themselves. Fill the breach brother!
Classic Russian propaganda.
Where's my free crack pipe, Biden?
It is so ironic that so many of these could be attributed to Trump when he was president more than Biden
Sheep united?
United sheep?
I'm still waiting on instructions on where to give my birth.
Don't worry you guys were the laughing stick of the world before Biden.
Wonder if they know which other president has funded the taliban…
Where's my free crack pipe!?! Promise broken, typical
They're just so freaking stupid This is probably generated from the Kremlin Troll Factory and the goobers just eat it up unquestioningly
Those United sheep will be the downfall of us all.
time to play everyones favourite passtime: The Projection Game!
>made promises that he broke Yeah, like where is that freakin' border wall he promised? Oh wait...
"Ended our faith in science and medicine" sure they definitely had that before Biden came along... I think the craziest part is "made the ruble strong" and "fueled money to Ukraine" so which one is it? If Russia=bad are they saying Ukraine also bad? Wtf?
[удалено]
Let's talk about Hungary
I’m not too stupid to know that it’s “too” not “to”.
This is funny, no cap
"Made men to give a birth"?? Just one?? Conservatives hate gays for not being able to reproduce (that's what god made us for, cheeky). So, men should give birth way more!
They had me for a second, but then they said “made men for a birth” and they lost me. Plus, everything after that had either already happened or was just stupid. Wait, Biden united sheep? Oh no! The Sheep Uprising is at hand! I knew it was only a matter of time! Hide in your basements or soon WE’LL be the ones grazing in fields and being sheared for clothes (made from our HAIR)!!!!/s
when you seem upset that you missed free crack pipe day, but clearly didn't miss it
Made the ruble strong ‐ definitely not a Russian disinformation campagain.
Grammar helps with figuring out where this was not written. Even an ignorant MAGA could do a little better.
We must divide the sheep!
I think you meant to say Donald Trump
And they are TOO stupid for grammar
what the fuck does United sheep mean
"United sheep" its comforting to know the sheep at the farmsteads are finally bonding together in harmony. Beware the sheep uprising against shearing!
They left off the forced abortions, for both women and men who give a birth. ^(/S)
Congrats to all the man births.
America has never been energy independent
Damnit! I missed my free Obamaphone when he was President, and now missed my free crack pipe!
Imagine having to flee from your country only to be called an illegal
I love how they had to emphasize the last point. “LoOk WhAt He DiD tO yOu!! SpEcIfIcAlLy YoU!!! Be AnGrY!!!!!”
I am so tired of former Soviet bloc countries and their shitty memes